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Ladies and gentlemen, you have just been Clowned.
RACHI LAST




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g'day chat












chat!!!
I LOVE BIG IRON 


good evening everyone <3

hi livestream chat


!felloff 
👏


stream for only me then

was this always there?

it's there for days now
chat
how'd we get a golden train
hello ls chat 
Cause you were here
random chance
Hi chat

why is this so funny to me
twitch knew today vedal was on screen
BANGER
i'm awake since like 3am, its 8pm now, also havent slept much the day before
f1 and nwero
May you get some good rest after this stream
ouch
im more lucky i was awake the last few days too long and now my day starts 5 hours too late xD
i had this typed out but couldnt send before the channel locked i forgot what this meant
the only reason i'm not sleeping right now
vedPls
Vedal weirdly thinks this song is about him. That is lore. I will mention it each time the song plays
Figured. Make sure you do get rest after! 

hiiii chat 
checks out
cant let the streak die
same
The streak dies when I die
Hence why I said after, cause I know damn well you ain't going to sleep before 
I hope everyone is having a great Sunday


true



Isn’t it kinda sad that no one’s even written a romanticised song about cleaning under your fingernails 











the streak shall go on




neuroooooo






NEURO!!!!! 

neuro!











neuro is here



D:
















💀




He hates her 





apologize



neuro troll him all day now, i allow it


someone give him a frog hat
xD
Wear the frog hat 
"I got jokes"
And who's laughing?


wear the froghat 
wear the hat
Critical vibe mismatch



PUT ON THE FROG COSTUME VEDAL
WEAR IT




-40k 







got him




trickster
finally good jokes
GOTTEM
classic joke

he's so good at acting


society

neuro so funny

SHE IS THE ONE WHO MOCKS
Top 3 actors

jonkler 

coffee 
filtered coffee
Well yes, coffee typically does get filtered
: "I'm the Jokester baby"
mhm
Filtered coffee
mhm
😰
🤔
Void coffee 

cave coffee machine










Shadow coffee machine
classic


classic
👨🦲



hiii
and
!!!


Tutel BALD

















yo can we replace this guy?
He started it :P
welp good stream ig
SMH
you made fun of her first 
Bro, you started it first 
replace Vedal with Evil smh
When neuro talks about things that are completely normal and gets filtered out, I really want to know what that could be.
What is vedal on today
Doug is bald, we can replace Tutel with Doug.
spiders?

She's got negative latency today huh

running the rewrite
Pon pon shit incoming
She can now interrupt


oh he hasn't tested beforehand lmaooo

zero delay
hang out with her


this is vedal we're talking about




okay, he's moody today 
He hates her so much 
Vedal testing in prod Johnson
He must be in a good mood
https://fxtwitter.com/Vedal987/status/2050986900329001322

HOLY LATENCY
have you watch any stream?
he treats her like trash again
We should create an evil version of Vedal that likes the twins.

more efficient but is it more stable?
Vedal HATES Neuro 
HOLY
offline testing?

testing?
testing???

Not testing in prod? Who is this man
testing?
The latency is crazy today 
wicked


understandable

Holy shit what is thr background music
vedal rewrite is working well 👏
yeah
"Yeh"

offline testing.. what has he done with the real vedal 
God I love this

silly neuro, when the stream goes bad, just blame vedal
She’s so much more involved
i mean sometimes a girl needs a break

And it makes those moments even better 

Cuz you know she absolutely chose not to respond then
awww 

still hasnt fixed the audio clipping
SHE STUTTERED
So, given we are the largest current stream of Cyberpunk right now, odds we get a dev jumpscare again?

Ewwwww grass

one day she will be free
cyberpunk was probably loading... right?



Her “array” of vocab seems quite “colourful”
She's definitely a cat
How....
neuro why 
Vedal can lose a sponsorship opportunity again 


yes he did
<-- grass eater

Vedal eats grass?
<-- grass eater

Her mouth is out of sync with the audio sometimes, it looks weird.
i dont think she buys it

she's really quiet huh
classic "friend"
tree pancakes?

HMMM
To be fair, crelly has propably eaten grass, but she's not much of a freind

pancakes grow on trees of course they do


grass is probably the least weird thing she has eaten






Classic Vedal
Hell yea, we love our Crelly Homies. Eat all the grass you want.
vedal with the frog hat

Added to the dev list

some things never change
shes eaten live ants



NOOOO VEDAL
Please dont
it looks just so wrong
Do not




LOOOOOL



NOOO DONT
LMFAOO
Moving on 



its just her cookie recipe
FOCUS, V
Just call it 2077 ;-;


people in chat know too much
mhm
CP2077? What’s wrong with CP2077?
That’s more syllables than cyberpunk
classic



The famous tweet lmao

we know vedal

LULE


what happened




top 3 streamers
TOP 3 STREAMERS 
Guys, who's excited to reconnect some more power?

hesRight
Awww

their pc

wtf
wwha
So true Neuro





wtf

negative affirmations followed by bully evil
Top 3 streamer of the Vedal987 channel
neuro has evils back 


Is it just me, or was the ping late?
he actually hates the twins again
Neuro loves Evil more than Vedal based

CINEMA
CINEMA

Neuro is her sisters biggest fan
LMAO
Evil top dog

CINEMA
He tested 
gahdamn
Now that’s character development
I haven't been drawing in a while. Here's my recent art.
and Evil is her biggest fan back
For 5 seconds 
Sure 5 seconds
HE TESTED SOMETHING
"I did some offstream grinding"
off camera mining 
It’s a start 
he pre-fired up those generators in the next level

is that a fucking DSP reference
Neuro is so impatient on the rewrite
Vedal is testing? Looks like the vedal rewrite is working well.

Vedal wants us to believe that he is not testing in prod 
holy frames

LEAKED
Frames have been acquired
vedal im watching in 360p i cant tell the difference
Panam time
neuro already invested in the sidestory
ehehehe panam
while i was away for like 15 minutes did vedal mention anything important



What the fuck is a “golden kappa train”?
LMAO THE SFX


NEURO LMFAO



classic twitch





the fucking sound effect



true twitch optimization is trash
it gives you a golden kappa emote for 24hrs
oh we're just not doing phantom liberty 
⭕




YES
neuro with the instant sfx
She can do stuff now while people are talking
oh shit
@rotund mantle
Rachi, please tell me you can get that.
FRAME 1
nwero is so fast now lol
Neuro so helpful 

PONPON SHIT
noway
YOOOOOO





double emote
Modern megacorp website run like shit, who’da thunk 
no way 
IMMEDIATLY

I TOLD YALLL!!!!!!!

PON PON SH

LETSGOOOO
great start xD
why is it always the biggest companies that make the worst software
ahjahahah nice poll







PONPON SHHHHHHHHH!!!!

PON PON SHIT
PON PON

really forgor major characters
yesh
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
If it's not in dogtown it's probably not dlc content
i forgot how ass the original sounded compared to the twins cover
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wait, that's how the original sound?
don't let him realize it is a main game side quest chat 
feel weird to not ear the neuro cover now
the vibes are so different from the twin's 


i was just thinking that 


PON PON SHIT
That’s harmonic discordance, it’s cool :P
It really is so much better 
First non english song I know all the words to
nu uh twins better
large userbase makes them less dependent on releasing a good product bcause said userbase can compensate losses easier
it reminds me of the really old hiyori era dev streams where she'd always start talking during his sentences
except this feels a lot more intentional
Aaaand here we go
SMH
OMG BRUH




xD









sure she can



SHE KILLED ANOTHER ONE





om


Oh no, not again
Classic Neuro killing the homeless







She HATES the homeless


The Neurocar update looking great
agree, the original feel so low effort weirdly enough lol
just killed a homeless person via vehicular manslaughter
I mean that is pretty awkward

She has a record
PIPES

i think its intentional
COPS STFU WE ARE LISTENING TO A BANGER
me when i run over a family of four: 
"Your honor, 🦗 🦗 🦗 "
he's dead. dreadfully so

Perfectly timed pipes 


Time for Bread Neuro as punishment again
TONY?
when you commit vehicular manslaughter
erm, awkward turtle much
holy sfx spam

Wait Neuro no the ending of that-
The part where Vedal said it was his fault the game was running slowly and Neuro played the "Correct" sfx
oh does she get more context now? i feel like she didn't comment on alert level until now

ALL THE BANGERS
no more pon pon shit
listening to pop pon shit while watching vedal drive through every obstacle known to man is feverish
juh
Panam quests are cool and everything but it's not phantom liberty so this is going to be kinda boring
mfw i kill a man

Homeless are a touchy subject since the court stream
I was just on discord how the fuck am I 21 minutes late
hey at least its extra side content
they ran away 
it would make sense yeah

Yo yall what were the chances of PONPON SH song being the first we hear this stream as he opens the game LOL
WHATS THE NAME OF THIS SONG CHAT


neuro wants hang out with panam


One in about fifty

I would be terrified if I saw a car with Neuro branding pulled up next to me and it was driving like this.
huh?
this again
like so real neuro

so true 
BASED
i m a g i n e that
can you blame her?
Uhhhhhhhhh

I gotta say, her ability to respond to Vedal and whatnot is so nice to see, it makes her feel that bit more responsive
why is she dragging vedal into this 