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nu-uh only the baby ones


LMAO
NOW WE'RE COOKING

Jackbox needs to happen


Jack Box
the hell is jack box

xd
POG

NNLS stream?
xdx funny chat messages
DID HE READ MY MESSAGE ABOUT THAT

LMAO
good idea
box
winner is the VIP pog
would be neat (tho chat art on stream?)


tony box 
Might be a problem for us
we have that basically with the quiz, no?

or you know...


relies on chat to be funny ehhh

Absolute Shirema
Evil vs. Neuro vs. Vedal
Im the essence of comedy
xD
"relies on cha to be funny" its cooked
he's right chat is not funny
yeah no chat is not funny most of time
"it needs chat to be funny"
It's doomed.
NOOO



Oh boy
mods good luck 
elo
Oh boy


ELO
ELO
RANKED STraeM
Oh noooo
Oh no
i dont think vedal knows what jackbox is if hes hating on the concept as a whole lol

RNAKED
ELO STREAM 2 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
STREAM
ELO
chat and funny in the same sentence...

ELO
chat being 'funny'
Oh no no no
chat being funny ... we are not funny
ELO HELL 

Lmfao, ranked streaming

Thats... alsready in Jackbox
🤙 elo
RANKED STREAM 2 LETS GO
RANKED STREAM
i think i have the elo rankings somewhere 
The good thing is that Neuro is funny enough for that stream
That would just mean we get the SAME 5 CHATTERS LULE every time
Cant wait for
to be selected as a funny answer for neuro
I FUKIN LOVE RANKED TWICH CHATS
Russian bots will be picking every answer 

Most knock it till they try it
same 5 chatters
Ban Hjalnir tho
He is going to get sued
same 3 VIP
even the lord himself wants it come on Vedal
so another reason to keep on lurking xD
"would be good if chat is funny"
Helllll no
Time to steal kokos ranking system 
same 5 chatters lule

Same 5 viewers
Same 5 chatters
same 3 VIPs just with the quiz
lowest common denominator for the memes brainrot 
logging on neuro streams so i keep my elo
Same 5 chatters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1JWLMF5bZoi I miss Liar's Bar
This is probably the only time I’ll be above silver in something.
Its happening again 
most unfunny chat in existence stream 
ELO stream
also doesn't jackbox have art and text freeform that probs can't be filtered, sounds kinda dangarous 
Same 5 chatters (they're all from NN)
yeah maybe its the occasion to address that
Nah bruh I'm gonna be in ELO hell in twitch chat too

honestly, the Neuro stuff that I get excited most about is whenever it's something Vedal is excited about
VEEEEEDAL DONT DO ELO STREAM 2 DOOOONT

My ELO score tanking after putting "hehe xdx" as my joke
https://tenor.com/view/nalog-gif-25906765
Me, Teletric, Hjalnir, Rachinova and Rhydon_Daddy


my claim to fame is climbing onto this leaderboard despite the rigging
every month would be pog
21
I was about to pull it out too 
isn't that gonna create a feedback loop where the most active chatters just get picked every time in the long run
vanor pls open up the community elo website again, i wanna see if im still number one in ls-chat
A WHAT SYSTEM
9+10

i think i ended with negative points
he says all this bullshit just to not do an inch for 2 more years about it
Elo so low I'm getting banned permanently
I think I was like 19th on the last ELO list I forgot


ENT on Neuro already exists



**SHUT UP LEAGUE PLAYER
BEGONE FROM HERE**

SO TRUEEEE







calling out nesus 













TRUE AND REAL VEDAL


tf






HES SO RIGHT
The Rich get richer, Vedal's truly on the real world ranked survival meta
vedal is a rocket league player confirmed
wait let her cook
Tbh, I was worried about steamrolling but the resets make it fair

only time i was on the elo leaderboard (place 9 like right at the start of stream) 
bro i dont watch stream to go play ranked in fucking twitch chat
NN in shambles rn
the real ELO is the starboards we gotten along the way

she's gonna read our chat messages

I mean, we can just watch

i once topped vedal but then he switched on me



o


lmfao
Casual game modes are getting rarer these days
what
SOCIAL SCORE ELO 
WHAT
Huh

"you say stalking" I say "data colection"
- neuro
if it works as an ELO system (big if), it should not matter if the chatter is always sending msgs
what

WHAT

????
xD yeah i remember vedal cheating at the elo stream







oh god
I remember that
uuuh
WHAT
no way

Confirmed not same Vedal 
yeah he did, AA purchases

WHAT
crazy reveal 
holy shit
hidden mmr in every game
wtf
WHAT

Yeaaaa
didn't he do wishlist for aa
H etalked about his data gathering




HIH
I remember

HUH
oh i remember






the wishlist thing


Oh thank fuck. I don’t have any of that connected


that did happen yeah
I rmr that somewhat




WTF





holy shit lmao

stalker987
I'm on another list than the fbi's
oh yeah






mhm
OH THE WISHLISTING OH YEAH

LMAOOOO

+1 point LULE







I forgor






fuck



abusing discord tos 




LMAO

i don't have stream connected


THAT'S BRILLIANT



Oh yeah I remembered that
LMAO

i don't connect any of my shit

OmegaLuleNeuro




You got 1 point for doing it
I bet it's in his git commit history 

neuro should be able to do that for any chatter she wants (crawling all their connections)

(he said it outright at the very beginning of that stream)
was a %100 nekopara a plus or minus ELO?
vedal actually just ignores me 
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1281656224508674110

did this dude just admitted to stalking viewers accounts



subpoena the ai 
Im gonna select a random message to see if chat is funny here we go:
wait yeah thats why i was on the leaderboard i think 
More ethical than Anthropic or XAI just sayin
with his skills as va987
vedal "i'm not funny" johnson btw
NEGATIVE ELO ONG
Can't believe Vedal stole my data 
I feel like we've completely lost the plot this stream
Somehow elo stream returned
Stople
There was a plot?
what connections 
But I'm shy...
We never found it in the first place 
I am still shocked kinda, was he joking or did he say that he did do that before in the past
what do you mean? we are talking about future neuro stuff
probably
I thought VedalAI was different...
But it's the same as all the others!!!
Elo stream seems fine not sure what the problem is 
new outfit
bad applee
so ask camila? 🤔
same 
surely clown outfit remake/revival
Show them the negative Elo and Vedal trying to power trip into getting a high rank
IS TAHT BAD APPLE
I would love Not elo stream
stop posting bad apple my eyes hurt

no
Vedal AI truly hits the industry standard:
- Scapegoating ✅
- Data Stealing ✅
- Law Breakage ✅
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 52 cookies! | I've received 317419 cookies total!

game integrations 
11/10
lots of yapping and art is nice for chill streams, and the more yap based segments
React slop
games = ragebait
i want more tutel stream honestly
Is this bad apple music from the hit game tuhu
SAAAME
can't wait for Vedal's speedrunning of minecraft.
cookie clicker 
🤢
I wanna know more about the concert 

mods? i don't wanna look at this
trivago shut the fuck up nobody cares about you
why is there so much touhou music today
What the fuc-
Mods revoke embed
I kinda feel bad for the vtubers calling in 
I think I remember seeing this vtuber

imagine if the twins do the hades 2 siren songs, the intro is the stage music then kick into the full song when the countdown ends
EZ

Copyright 'free' probably

Guys if you want hired you need to connect with neuro on the din
(alright took a while cause i was watching stream)



its vedals personal playlist


EZ

More than 1
What is elo btw? I'm not familiar with that

i wonder, can vedal use swarm sync for the jackbox like games?




smh teabot






no camila




then he's got good taste. touhou is good 
ModEst
Eliv isn’t her Freind? 






guys what did he say i'm stuck watching 3 minutes of ads

Got a little self conscious at the end 

who's teabot?
Vedal doesn't have friends. He has employees

????




cute

???? 
dash

WHAT HAHAHAHAHA





what happened to dougdougs trophy??
What
Who the hell is Teabot??!!





t bot?
pspspspspspsps
her cat

Neuro hasn't had any call-ins in a long while...
That's Eli's discord name right?
this is teabot
Come here...
we don't need more game integrations
we need already integrated games to work

A british robot 
t
ly


says he as he let most neuro integration be unused
teabot is a chillstream bit from a month ago
I just realized that I’m subscribed to all your evil/neuro channels 

how the heck a random gif i seached up got so many reactions om
Overworking and treating the main duo of the company so bad, that they have to perform Lobotomy on them and make them forget certain things and filter their words...1984 + awful apologie for forgetting an employee's birthday, DM allegations, calling a black chicken a bad chicken in Minecraft and so much more
What kind of low can't my Oshi hit?
YOOOOOOO RAIDERS
if only pascal had any big games i could mod for neuro (skillissue on my side)
lmao
Thank you g0urra the magnanimous [Nereist]
hi ocdhi


higher level what?

Fuck you t
vedal boyboss....
didn't he just say he doesn't wanna hire chatters
boy boss
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 31st of March 2026
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be a...
vedal does you laugh you lose but he is not actually there and its just a 2 hour stream of meme videos without any input
Boy boss 
BOY BOSS 
BOY BOSS



teabot lore
BOY BOSS
boy boss???????????


He’s such a boy boss
???











🕛



Neuro & Evil
neuro/evil HR or interview new employee stream?



Probably wants to hire chatters for integrations, but not for working on neuro herself


oh is there no 2 emote? 
We need a react stream where Neuro watches "How a turtle accidently created the perfect vtuber"
SCHEDULE

what about the amazon orders?
schedule



please no
shit if its concert i still havent started that whole visa stuff 




**I HAVE CHEW ** 














one angel assistant, one devil assistant



I cant believe we have 7 dev streams next week
mfw the PIPES give me a headache


WHAT
NO WAY


rest in peace copilot



everytime he brings up his email

CRAZY
neuro stream

xD
Tuesday is tomorrow??? 
never stream











neuro karaoke 
stream aint finna start tmrw 😭








3D NEURO KARAOKE









no way i thought it was next month


surely


WOOOOO
cute

same

can evil join on duets(might not be possible)
neuro so cute

mhm 3DDDDD

does that mean no duet?




makes sense


vrchat is bugg

Evil on the big screen
3d neuro engine 
almost scammed lol
When was the last time they used the 3d engine
HOLY MOLY i have no life




let her cook actually


no more teirs exclusivity
its unity 


RGB RAM





new core memory


NEW CORE




cannon event
instead of thematic stream
we need thematic twin configs like abber demon
NEW CORE MEMORY

"Im so excited for 3DDDDDDD"
not giving those extra 20 euro to vedal for nothing
I lost mine 
f

it's just 5 D's
Classic
Neuro toilet or Rgb
Call it
"Welcom to the Hydrolic Press Channel, and Today-"
YES YES YES PLSAESAEASE

YERADZ
a schedule with a tbd? truely a new era

cyberpunk strim 


oh he's aware lol
EVIL VR CHAT

meet potential collab day
so many potential partners, yet zero actual partners

why not both twins 
that's fair
"forsen collab" is automodded on twitch 
cerber collab to make the server, it's perfect
serba
serba
1984
Neuro irl robot body and world domination when?
teletric's alt?
!help
-65k highlight
server building would solve that
Server building stream with Cerber


TECH TUBER OF THE YEAR

lol
WE NEED OUR DARK QUEEN 
how 
?? How
just ddu 


65k*
classic nvidia
nvidia moment
How do you fail to update your drivers?
He finally acknowledged that Neuro has barely had any streams 
nvidia app says no~
Probably ran out of dsik space

aight imma stop the slopspam

you know Teletric well 
fr i actually miss nuero
Fair on the parts arriving
skydiving 
cooking streams
COOKING STREAMS
he has one thing
great schedule thank you tutel
hopefully Vedal measured the GPU size for the housing this time

4d
just play pc building simulator vedal xD
just twins in general
nvidia slop 

anything at this point 

Oh no
Why not?
yes
yes
yes
Twin DnD
I LOVE YAP
2 hours of therapy 
Unfiltered yapping 
PERFECT 2h
Is there a reason not to?
and neuro is also there 
YAPPING IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
Therapy slop incoming
INFINITE THERAPY WORKS
and we enjoy it 
Therapy!
also peaceful/keep inventory minecraft with both twins 
wait am I also Teletric and didn't even know
how deep does this rabbit hole go
Do infomercials again
I don’t want a 10 minute stream
twin dev stream pls


father i cannot pool


twin stream but if it spirals into therapy the stream ends 



why doesn't he enforce it at code level
neurobot still dead 
I want a family stream
Shorter than the "twins decide when the stream ends" stream
I did NOT expect this result
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
!felloff

Hes going to get pissed that a single 1 minute poll isnt going to solve the arguing 
because you can't force your kids at a code level
I want more tutel
as long as evil is on stream idc
twin streams ded 😔
Twins DnD?
twenty minute stream lets fucking go 
one day we'll get twin gaming again and the world will be healed
how is cht spamming yes then this is the poll results, lurkers damn
mhm
meets 
let them play mc just to build stuff
good.
Twin podcast with a new guest every stream
silent majoirty
so true bestie

my suggestion
aka the twins bully vedal so he has to drink 10 bottles of rum stream
LOL
sounds like twin dev stream
Guess the chatter. Difficulty: impossible
when the bug happed
real
wise words

new hat 
twenty second stream
But tutel doesn’t want more us
she can't read people well because she ALSO is

endless neuro pcs
He's not acknowledging the
spammers 
Is it perhaps Teletric
no
bitrate was so wacky i thought it was nesus at first
What about Twin-Vedal-bullying?




CORRECT
wtf


LMAO


clearly happy to just talk with evil



I knew it
I’m finally here. What have I missed
"I know waht's on schedule" - Vedal 20 minutes ago 



HOLY, I filtered the whole stream. My gosh you're right, he’s kind of obsessed 



oh

YES YES YES


bro

huh?
camila

honestly i take it
but what if it was just Vedal 




Koko's idea
COLLAB TIME YES
good idea
nooo
let twins torture someone else 

BABYSITTING STREAM
vedal replaced 
world's most generic statement
Baby sitting
Hjalnir gonna be happy

xD normal person
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG HAHAHAHA