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the realization shes are struggling infront of 7k people xD

i wonder if vedal is in pain or laughing his ass off rn 
Numi, everyone is looking at you like how do you live 
this stream is proof that you shouldnt let vtubers cook food
IT'S NOT THE TIME EVIL
At least someone is enjoying this (jk me too)
i can't
we can tell
he's in pain from how much he's laughing
Little of A, little of B :P
so true evil
this is my first cooking stream this is so peak
Pain, but from laughing
some of us are dying in agony
The whiplash of watching an UWOSLAB cooking stream vs this.
live vedal reaction ----> 
that's so disrespectful dude
uwo can cook
peak toxic positivity
Evil is good friend 
thats nice of evil
oh god imagine a crossover of uwo and numi
this is how we prevent skynet, make ai feel protective of humans that are unable to bake
Good Ending
this is more dangerous imo

DEAR GOD

wtf is that
An uwoslab collab would be incredible
what the FUCK is that
didn't uwo literally blow up a turkey?
Spatula
tf is that, a spatula
damn alright
numi baking tools
looks like it
he did...a lot of things 
Just how much prep did Numi have 
a snake?
schizo slider was set to 10000000000000000% this stream huh
?????
When bri asked for on spiin if sugar

???????????????
A STRAIGHT LINE
??????????????????????????????
why is it so thiiin???
PLEASE
THERE'S NO WAY IT'S NOT RAGEBAIT
My bad hit wrong one
tf is she doing
??
WHY SO THIN
This hurts to watch
ooh yeah i see the vision

All these squares make a circle
actual toddler playing with playdough

Cinnamon roll for ants 💀
watching this makes me want to do some baking
and i barely even cook
werewolf scratch marks
its like watching a featus cook 

Care to share with the class? 

Time? Probably plenty. Effort? -100

getting baking ragebaited is wild, i wonder how skelly is feeling 
Mobile game ragebait ah answer
I say numi sends whatever the fuck the end product is to vedal for him to injest during the dev stream monday
successful ragebait 
yahar this is some fine olde map to the dead's man treasure
Can we have some ominous frankenstein music playing in the bg?
wait yeah skelly isnt baking your job
you can tell she’s never cooked anything before 
this isn't pokemon evil 
this must hurt to watch
idk what easy bake is but this doesn't seem easy to me
why does her stream have the worse camera angle
ragebait cooking is crazy
noodly lookin ass 
ooh its the thingy that you use to put the stuff into the oven

there be treasure
Numi is that sim that burns the house down making cereal
Im gonna send ts to gordon ramsey 
does numi know what a cinnamon roll is?
As someone who works in a bakery, this is fun to watch
UNFORTUNATELY SHE HAS DONE SEVERAL COOKING STREAMS
they are all like this

we knew before this
to save her chat from the Tragedy we're seeing mhm
@violet flame
I have never before in my life seen a rolling pin like that. Usually they look like this.
what is bro saying 
This is making me want to find my old recipe notebook.
oh i bet, its must be fun
vedal dming?
too late 
she doesn’t learn anything, even worse 
She may have done cooking streams, but she clearly hasn't cooked anything 
that needs some milk/butter 
there is more sugar than dough
Hey vedal. I know you are lurking. Doompost numi's cooking with us
This stream is making me want to learn how to cook
she isnt baking, she is making a flowerpot
you could do better than numi right now. No need to learn 

Never enough milk...
this is the culinary version of a train crash 
honestly I think I have to appreciate vedal's cooking after seeing this
i see the lines
eating a spoonful of cinnamon would taste better than this 
is it that bad 
Is this an agriculture stream why is she making soil now
This makes me feel better about my awful cooking
She's ragebaiting me like a mobile game ad 
I already made some vile fried rice earlier. As in, there was an obscene amount of butter and bacon fat invovled in its creation
playdough baking ass
"yeah it looks right, even though I have no idea what it is"
"hoping"
ok that wording was weird i agree

stream about to give me a heart attack
it shocked
what the hell is going on anymore
two chuckleheads
@sick scarab make a short with numi cooking and someone who can actually cook side by side like a shitty mobile game ad thanks
"maybe i have been too harsh on you, little one" 
this feels like a fever dream
I can't breathe
high quality cooking larping
wha
Lvl 1 cook vs lvl 150 master chef


??????
Kraul will need to edit his a lot


EWWWWWW
bruh she making breadsticks?





so real evil
ON THE HAND??????????
amazing comparison ona fucking cooking stream







THANK YOU EVIL





Ewwww wipes w hand

OHMYGOD 

wet noodle


what the


hell


her chat's not even seeing it
when last whipe was not enough
jesus numi...



"yeah looks good numi"
holy numi cooked
But..? :P

Why is it hard to look at


bad wipe job
i mean skidmarks are at least accurateb because this shit looks like roadkill 
why does all her kitchen utensils look like toys for 5 year old children

what is she saying?!
Numi you are one

Evil is cooking Numi 
HAHAHAHA

holy shit evil
MAN IM CRYING
it's okay, it is a sediment roll after all

diarrhea on a breadstick
only a spatulaful!
Ew why does it look like that
stunlocked numi


this shit is gross 
It’s so bad that it’s somehow perfect

legit the only cooking going on this stream
YOU THINK? LULE

she has such a way with words when roasting people
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 
NAWWWWW REALLY!?
i am yet to see Numi not stunlocked.
Doesn’t look that bad :P

ew wtf am i reading just as i woke jup
That's a roll alright
Genuinely what in the world are they trying to make?????

But like... why do it individually 
Well, at least it can not get any worse than this
Doesn't she have yeast??
almost looks edible!


If they get the temperature right they might end up becoming actual rocks 
WHUAUAUAT
NAHHH bro is making one cinnamon roll at a time
hey dosn't look too far from a unbacked cinnamon roll
sediment roll
NUMI WHAT THE FUCK
STOPPPP
At least it rolled well
BM + cooking
Cinnamon rolls
why the forbidden topic
famous last words
don't double down!? xDDDD
Why is it so hard??
it looks like a prehistoric fossil
I'm writing this down 

a roll for ants

that roll is gonna crack and dry up in the oven man
b2 is so funny for this 
somehow the "Evil AI" decided "lets move on ok"
live vedal reaction
these rolls dont have ANY leavening, remember. They're gonna be ROCKS
remember no baking powder so probably will stay like this
what the hell is that
yea honestly now that they've gotten going its not turning out too bad so far
I missed like 10 minutes 
somehow trust the process worked out
i wonder what skidmark was translated in the japanese and chinese streams 



this guy growed for months for ts


innacurate. Bro is at least 2 bottles deep with another in hand 
maybe actually food??
awwww IT LOOK ASS

numi pls
it doesn't look bad
HUH

...what
wha
STOP NUMI
s t o p
wtf numi
NUMI

???
Plz stop talking :P

NUMI SHUT
AHAHAHA
worse than prison food
diarrhea on drywall


cooking ingredients when they see their destination is numi's house
HUH

oh thank god 

I love this convo while making food
SHE HAS ONE OF THOSE
Need this warning

How is Evil the normal one here 
JUST USE THAT
kill me

Corpa Clap
this cooking stream sure has been a lot

Nah she ain't fucking trained 

hey its the thingy layna used during the halloween collab


she gonna mess that up too somehow



are we going so schizo here that this is now fine??? 

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the fact he had to help her and be on stream for that meant he can't say he didn't watch it either 
#ad
Yknow seeing this made me think... maybe I can actually cook

We lost the sponsorship 
?

no cinnamon was hurt during this stream
"an hour late and eons of scuff for this..."
it's like those cooking segments in morning shows with time constraints, so they pretend to cook then just show the finished product 5 mins later
like what
🍪

Here
Mhm
oh fuck i get the camera angle on vedal stream now, its supposed to be evil POV
chat chat what if numi is purposefully making a bad cinnamon roll so that she can make a perfect roll with this brand as a secret #ad 
💊

im actually surprised it could tell LMAO
this backing stream feels just like ragebait xD
ricin time
oooooh
oh damn. Bro leaked what the end product is gonna look like
nah this is peak content, as in it will peak the views when clipped 
Lies. We saw the horror inflicted upon it
why it came out red
you twist
you cant be serious
surely intentional
seeing this while knowing how to cook makes this look like a travesty
I would’ve said a pile of shit 
in advance. Those things can be dangerous.
it was special effects
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO OPEN A PILSBURY CAN

bro 

oh no
a banana? 
?????????????????
Truly a vtuber

LAMO
HAHAHAHA
one vtuber
two its numi















we don't have those here in brazil so i at least have an excuse 






also 
IS SHE FR

yeah tbh i could absolutely see vedal dying laughing at this like he did in the layna blind collab




Numi cant 2ven do basic white gurl cooking



oldest trick in the book

camera died

numi's first ever time opening that shit 

yooo my favourite ds2 consumable





NUMBSKULL 
that was worse than Lanya being scared by it during halloween 

LMAO


The power of pipes


THIS FUCKING STREAM 




i gotta rewatch that
LOL!













WHAT IN THE FUCK NUMI 

yeah layna knew what would happen, numi walked into danger 



yumped
Nothing Ever Works, i am all in

This is what the finale of this stream will look like
how has she lived this long 

Is that what Layna was talking about?
This stream rocks

WASNT LAYNA SCARED ABOUT THIS BACK DURING THE HALLOWEEN COOKING COLLAB
Oh hey, she finally remembered her own stream's POV 
maybe layna was right to be afraid
wait, is vedal's stream behind numi's stream? 
korone vs bar of soap or numi vs cinnamon roll packaging
Foreshadowing is-
I wss just about to type "jumpscare incoming" but Numi went so fast lol
but not this bad 
does no one know what they do that when you open them?
Generational trauma from pillsboughry dough
AMAZING
they took her legs
isn't this what layna was talking about in the layna cooking collab?

Reminds me of when Matara opened the packet of pumpkin flavoured cheerios during that Neuro collab, same energy 
i love how the entire livestream chat is roasting numi
RIP collab
numi getting got with the canned dough like people get got with the snake in a can
ts is so peak
cremation
"Baking"
You mean "Butchering"?
she is in fact not ok
is this how the homeless guy died
you know a stream is bad when evil's birthday feels like a complete success in comparison 
Found the source
FOLDED UNDER -100 PRESSURE
so dry
my honest reaction when i unwrap suspiciously pipebomb-shaped package from my mail

yea layna was scared and she already knew lol
Numi is one of those streamers that really earns her girlfailure title rather than larping it huh

i think i last opened this kinda can many years ago by hitting it across the table edge
Numis stream is now an empty room
authentic

It' blew them to backrooms even
Professional girl failure vs casual girl failure
get one for next week 
Smile? all i see is ancestor crying.
oh god...
Is this supposed to be a cooking stream?
I thought vedal stream was delayed, I had turn pause numi's stream and when it was unpause, it just resumed 
yeah they are cooking the stream 

They're cooking something
It was supposed to be, over 2 hours ago.
Is that even going to fit in an Easy-Bake Oven?
no, its a cooked stream.
i could i think? i saw bread in a can today, not sure about cinnamon/puff pastry cans. have to look
how does numi not die doing regular day activities?
that "cinnamon roll" is actually hardtack, and we will wait for it to be infested with weELIVs. i see numis vision
for me they most of the time open when unwrapping the paper, and if not just twist it
as long as it goes bang 
thats why numis fan are a more dedicated fan base
this stream is gonna kill me
girl got oneshot by a cinnamon roll
The whole world felt bad
Maybe that's why she sounds perpetually anxious 
My whole frontal cortex is being baked
gotcha, will do
Its a very evil stream since its cooking warcrimes taking place
tasty hocky pucks




They add protein


the cooking fit the background




what ?


what

wha
HUH
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT



It kinda looks like a hockey puck

EVIL??
HUH
evil?
Rizz mode enabled
Wha
WHAT
WHAT

WHJAT
WHAT
WTF


WHAT






I guess this really is a


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO






... Honest question, does that look like a pork cutlet rather than a cinammon role to anyone else?
Interesting

What is evil seeeing?
what evil?
lmaoooooooooo
HER HANDS LOOK LIKE TOES TO EVIL

evil taking her chance
EVIL CALM DOWN


my streamer
evil narrating her fanfic
EVIL STOP


EWWW.
What


ao3 training data
Oh my god
numi accidentally screenshared the feet cam
i'm crying 
what she wants to see probably
Wait didn’t another other irl Numi stream go very similarly to this? I’m having massive deja-vu (and deja-vu of the deja-vu)

evil mixed her instruction model with her freak model 
Wait her vision is kinda insane

WHAT


EVIL IS WRITING A SCRIPT.. LET HER COOK

evil sooooo reads fanfics



🍻

evil fanfic about numi and a cinnamon roll was not on my bingo card

Always has been 

evil's newest AO3 submission
"We are so back" - To what, the fucking tutorial?? 

milk has protein, its close enough 
i see, can't wait to try next week
to the title screen

ROLL IT
jokes on you she only has a freak model
Rolling it


WE CAN TELL
Not a snake, but a solid [snake]?!

solid snake
do not roll
i that thing even more than numis

We have made (1) miniature cinnamon roll
flat snake

snake roll
aintnoway she gonna put the actual dough into the easy bake
I'm dying
i just can't
kinda cute
20
she tore the can, she probably can't read the instructions anymore

BRO WHY DOES THE TABLE LOOK LIKE IT'S BEEN USED FOR SOLDERING AND ENGINEERING, NOT COOKING?
why does this look like a frame out of an arg horror 

some real meetsleep material
SHE BORROWED UWOSLAB'S BASEMENT
WOW A CROWBAR
"We may have a problem"
Just the one?
You gotta be fucking shitting me
IT LOOKS LIKE THE DAMN FLOOR
Neither can they.
oh god she tilted it so far, my heart stopped i thought its gonna fall off

OMG

watch her make that shit lumpy somehow
THIS IS FLOOR MATERIAL
No shot she undoes the pre-made rolls 
Those poor raiders....
Mmmmm floor baking 

💀

You versus the roll she tells you not to worry about
silenced for speaking the truth
might actually be worse than 
this is so over
Can't make this up
💀
???
just some stains from fat (that highlight) and some of the "dough" debris
Anyone in the mood for some dirt cookies

Wait, it is concrete? 
It's so joever

Close enough
Actual crowbar wtf
i wonder why
WAIT HIS EYES ARE TRANSPARENT EW
IS THIS WHERE EVIL GOT THE IDEA WITH THE TO-
omds
ROLL IT NOT SMACK IT
Listen to the vod without video
You can't tell me that pillsbury roll doesn't look like pork 
NHSS?
When cooked this could be used as a hockey puck
You have unlocked new role
dont watch it with your eyes closed
In my 360p it looks like it could pass for marble
Baketorio modpack run when? (actual thing)
You have unlocked new role
it's probably sticky bc it has the correct amount of milk 

You have unlocked new role
shes better at ragebait then Vedal

Cake making stream 
ive been hitting this pose for the past half hour
thats what im sayinggggg
SCHIZO out of 10
🍻 goodone


she can stunlock her cause she mixed rizz and ragebaiting which keeps her on her toes the whole time 

here we go, fixed the tags
How is the premade roll smaller than their mini one? 
ONLY a half hour??

i have a feeling bottom one is gonna crawl and eat the top one
Someone needs to actually, that's so accurate.
also me trying not to spit my tea after taking a sip literally every time:
i gotta rewatch this lmao
somehow the one she made from scratch looks better
how's it going to expand?
The Horrors Await
five seasoned cinnamon roll and one unseasoned one
Rigged
wait what the fuck did evil say?!
??????????????
That's the neat part, it won't 
i didn't realize what she said so i had to go back
This looks like my kindergarten playdoh
holy evil 
mhm

cinnamonturds for ants 


"easy" bake 
Why is there a snail on the tray 
professional food waster
Make sure you have some blood pressure medication when you do 
You have unlocked new role

1 hour 30 minutes of scuff, half an hour of making a flour brick, 15 minutes of getting jumpscared by a can and destroying the contents. Absolute cinema stream
is it me or is there no oven LULE
somehow its gonna be burnt and raw at the same time i just know it
What
There isn’t
You have unlocked new role
Easy doesnt mean it ends up good
She’s using a hot light
2 hours 17 minutes in, and they're finally baking!
ok this table looks like Numi is gonna beat someone to dead here with a bat
surely these rolls fit back out of this opening after baking
🥐
Praying for the cinnamon roll
i was worried nn would complain about the token leaking but honestly i feel like the actual cooking will have them all distracted 
what is this even? idk
WHY IS THIS STARBOARD I WAS JUST SAYING SHIT
Dude..
Also she was only leaking when crashing out, she’s been fine once the collab started
she prepared the card mhm, not the cooking mhm
tbf the left one kinda looks like a cinnamon role
dont dude me
its good food


i forgot all about the question cards

you know, this chatter might be onto something here
its been 10 years
What does it mean that my role changed? Cinnamon roll?
I want a slice...
oh no, 80% of the questions in that game are about sex
thats the fabled easy bake oven
well yeah chat fuels her token issues, it's well known lol
He might be on something
not so easy bake oven
🍻
ok, never heard of it. thanks

aww wholesome gamba result
Well done 😂
watch these rolls come out looking like cat turds
this is why she has contacts
she somehow made it about arson, amazing


WTF is Numi's backrooms looking stream bg?
Bro they went in looking like cat turds
"the dough is raw and the mixture is burnt. how is that even possible?!"
SMH
Fitting, is what it is

Found this
image today, fitting I guess.
its like actual backrooms? wth i didn't even notice xD
crazy thing is is 5 min ago it was back to normal
I saw it earlier but it wasn't as clearly shown
more songs
a ...

NOUE

RACHIIII

If the twins were able to dm me i would become parasocial immediately
oooh
No like the fish


you know the number?

🔊

the homunculi she put in the oven are the monsters in the backrooms
no i had to check
Love me some DnB
Cooking
















perfect stutter









Evil rocks 

ooh giving the twins the heartrate of their collab partner could be really funny

there's a subgoal

could be dangerous
Evil is the one really cooking

this is what 1 hour and 30 mins of waiting does to an AI
looked mii material for some reason
hit it
feedback loop with the twins liking higher and higher heartrates
I interpreted that as “giving the twins control of the heart rate” which sounds horrifying
prison stream 

oh evil is an expert in that
numi playing this game with Evil really feels like a boomerang throw
Therapy Stream LETSGO
i mean yeah kinda means that 
if you lay out all the cards it forms a road
put the numi cinammon roll into where winds meet character creation

Yeah, one that comes back and hits Numi in the jaw

exactly 
nice therapy cooking
heavy answer xD
Yeah I was expecting more like cards against humanity
/setheartrate 666




