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half-life 2: overcharged reference
missed legendary neuro sama side quest in cyberpunk 2
He learned from Neuro how to do a sponsor stream 
he does that somewhat often (all the yellow is staz)
oh vedal is screweed
Oh 10000%. That launch...
Neuro make him blow it up as usual

Neuro shows up as the AI gun 2
DEV, ADD HOVERCRAFT
Kevin
POV Vedal soon 
tbh if cdpr doesn't put the twins into cyberpunk 2 they're absolutely washed
Wh
if there was some quest where i have to do something for neuro in cyberpunk 2 im buying that game on launch
pog loot crate
Wh 
Kevin chat?
real
Then we get Evil dlc
seven chat
classic vedal driving
Yep, thats vedal driving
it's just... business 
he drives just as bad as Neuro.


I prefer kelvin chat
Neuro utilitarianist confirmed
finnish guy spotted
Seven chats, and King Vedore will become a god
imagine you get contacted by neuro and you have to like restore some network connection and at the end she thanks you together with evil
nah
HYVÄÄ
is vedal just trying to rush this dlc 
Neuro PoV: Dad's going for another Greggs Chicken Bake
He wishes he could drive as good as her
Difference? Vedal accidentally bump into people, neuro do it purposefully
That would be so cute
well of course, that's the vedal we know
Utilitarianism also can lead to this.
first time msg as well whaat
lmao timing
1% completion moment 
She agreed with him so easy
Does john myers make ice cream by any chance
Could you imagine being the game director of cyberpunk 2078 or w/e the sequel is called
Spending 8 hours a day in meeting talking about the game
Coming home, grabbing a nice blanket and a coffee, open twitch
And just watch some cyberpunk 2077
you're watching Johnny tho
taking his opinions so easily

yeah skip the major johnny backstory 
she's enjoying the "game"

2078

If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life or smth
she's just like her father

the one you just lost?
Bro
Holy shit

Cutting it a little fine there :P


i wonder if the johnny construct like can see stuff behind V somehow, would be crazy stealth/battlefield awareness buff
you just lost the game 
well ya see, you just lost the game
what
i lost the game 
...
Which one?

wait for a moment and you will get your answer
"The game" look it up
Neuro likes to live dangerously
Vro
oh 
accidentally getting the one cool response
didn't get shot
Three times in a row
Why does vedal manage to get EVERY trigger of doing the thing they are told not to do?
tbh he looks like hed bounce pretty well with that stance
YO
The Vedal effect
Let's bounce DAYO
Thought she said the Blackthorn 
dandy
Crazy style dayo
henya viewer
cool new car
big guy
I don't get it
well, there's the vtuber debuff, there's the tutel debuff, and there's the british debuff...

Huh??
Say what you will about Reed, his car is cool as shit



eat the daki mass
xD



@rotund mantle clip that



typical


I'm surprised he didn't just say "grace"






is that fucking Idris Elba

i completely forgot that was a thing 
reed when he looks at vedal's ugly ass V
typical gamer smh
yes
omg it's Idris Elba O:
It certainly is
calling vedal a gamer is an insult to gamers
he looks so disappointed
Oh! I already won that one
IDRIS FCUKING ELBA
TRUEEEE
Looks like Solomon Reed to me 
I mean, have you seen their character?
She’s the greatest gaming wingman
fair
no that's Knuckles The Echidna
game journalist 
well he is a gamer...just not ...well ..very good at it...well that's an understatement



WE’LL NEVER FADE AWAY
I look away for one second and Idris Elba is on screen 
"You know me so well"
Bro literally just said they looked at your profile
OK
nvm I didn't notice neuro didn't choose that option
if you ask johnny if he can see the guy or not he says he can only see what you can see
SAME NEURON OR WHAT
the slang bit

WHAT
WTF IS THAT POLL

WHAT

WHAT IS THAT POLL
NEURO


oooh
gotcha, a shame



WHAT





NO WAYYY

WHAT IN THE FUCK NEURO
uuh
WHAT
LMAOOO
lol

LMAO
nice filter ved




WTF

orm
BRO



goood one neurobot

THE FILTER EVASION LMFAO




Bro
zeppelin is coming
Classic Ved

dont post here



nice filter Ved
What the hell
BYPASS LMAO






better delete that bro
poll is goin in the saves folder 
Bussin
I love Neuro 
FILTER EVASION

i mean its fine 18+ stream today xD
WHAT THE


nice filter
I just looked at the poll
LOL WHAT THE FUCK
Neuro is doing some sus polls lately
SHE BYPASSED IT LOL

zep might get ya
nice pron
Filter


Filters are going back on 
She got around to the filters too lol
ermosama
everyone who voted the ...option..... is now banned
Master filter evader
Best part is she fuckin bypased the poll filter
gachi bus
Love Neuro's sus polling 
Lame ass filter does not work against Neuro
nere
he's right..
what’s… nevermind
how the heck? 
filters cant stop me 
now I know what biz means thanks neuro
Master Filter e-Vedal?
wait ...am i banned then 
glad vedal's not here 
What's with these twins this past week? If I repeated them on the discord or twitch I'd probably be banned or kicked from the server for it lol
Sus polling is always the funniest
Chirchie?
HELP???? I CHECKED THE POLL
"Nuke UK"
WHY DID SHE BYPASS
no elp
Many such instances
DAWG I CANT EVEN SHOW THIS HERE
combat time
"this past week" 
Because she can

what? this never happened to me
there's an option that neuro didn't choose where you can actually ask Johnny what Reed looks like and he responds like "V I'm just in your head I can't see what you can't"
Hanson’s goons all over the road
you're right, few weeks
Never knew you could fumble so hard you get attacked here 
I dont remember this part
still 
Ping
i can always trust vedal to fuck up bad enough to show me gameplay ive never encountered
guess that makes sense, would have been pretty op (tho nonsensical) otherwise
Ping
lmao
cutest little bypasser

only happens if you don't wipe camera records


Are bullets in Cyberpunk just that slow or is Vedal bad at choosing weapons too
It only triggers if the cams get you in the sewers
TAKES EVERY FIGHT
INVENTS NEW ONES IF NONE EXIST
ohhh nice
Chat she's learning to bypass the filter from quickhacking in Cyberpunk!
Damn, delayed reaction
Yeah
Morgan Blackhand level merc btw 

wha










Omg Neuro's a genius 0:
Smartest little cookie
why is everyone bad at driving
|| lore accurate Reed ||
this only happens on vedal streams

"you wouldn't do vehicular manslaughter? coward"

i mean there probs are not many repercussions for that in cyberpunk
Johnny just uses V's sight to find the coolest places to aura farm though
Vedal debuff
holy roast






damn 


I missed her glowing pin when hacking 
"yes, both of your parents are cowards"





damn


Absolute massacre
guys i played like 3 times this game and this is new stuff im seeing
And his bio says he's comparable to Morgan Blackhand 
"Stealth"
STEALTH MISSION
my genes sucks then
Good poll 
ohh i never knew that one glowed, i only saw the one on her bow 
LEROOOOOOYYYYY
good poll
based reference
neuro is on fire with these polls

i got a few new entries in here
sure you will vedal
same 
Huh, yunno never expected Reed to actually help you in take downs (I just collapsed em all)
do the kids know about leory jenkins

oh you get a npc that helps you with stealth that makes it easier

nvm

Ping
Ping
nice stealth

nice stealth

Vedal is incapable of stealth
POV Reed
vedal and stealth 


Good talk 

It’s stealth after he mows everyone down I guess…quiet lol
i mean






LMFAO

BRO 






LEEROY JENKINS WAS 21 YEARS AGO
shes not wrong xD
where's the poor clip 





good talk



RACHI

great talk

HAHAHAWHWAT
NEURO NOOOO 


sounds like new york

RAACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CORPA NEURO INDEED
@novel pawn
This is just like the dead homeless man
talk to the homeless people Bully the homeless people 
lovely useless overclock
@novel pawn
Neuro's classic beef with the homeless
this stream is a minefield of clips
I'm fucking crying that was so funny
/ potential ban reasons
british debuff
Is that a classic?
Making fun of poor people is her second favorite thing to do
its a generational conflict
Cookies present
that's how we got the first court stream
must suck to be homeless 
wait wtf?
Already forgot her name
marina splatoon 2
whats the other one
That’s actually a good idea Neuro, to detect skinwalkers

what's the first one
mhm

homeless.mp4
dead homeless
this is a problem that happens too much 
Neuro really fucked up Zen's homeless "dad"
If you wanna know aboit the bread arc, yes, yes it is

ah classic


somebody tell vedal's there is a problem with @sick scarab 's memory
you gotta show the other homeless
go on


Missed those streams 


PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF || NEURO DROPS OUT OF THE MISSION NOW ||



lmao actually good one
Good one ngl
sorting skill issue
Neuro is kinda gone 
vedal one of those popular girl bullies
Isn't here. Is Neuro zonked ?
Wait, that can happen? For the love of FUCK god neuro...
non-zero chance
british
goog done
I can link you to most of the arc if you wanna watch
this feels like it requires some level of ..insanity

mhm
She’s a little occupied by her sheer hatred of the locationally indisposed
cant screenshot that ill get zeppelined
i'm sane
He is very very dead, dreadfully so
look at reed aura farming by trying to look throu the blinds

auro

Just to be in context yep

HE REALLY NEEDS TO SAVE
50/50
Vedal there is problem with my game
Wadaya mean
Oh yeah here's this
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/CarefulElatedClipzKappaRoss-RYkv1erW3TrhPgml
Chat plays pokemon
I see mhm
We are the least coordinated hivemind
"trying" 
again 
this is so scary
Arahsackah
meanwhile my sorting is
Divided we stand
cuz i am dont trust our crazy AI
Neuro counting on you
Look ma, I've been screenshotted
uhhh mhm
adhd ved spin and leave
yeah pass it on

I just have it in my downloads unsorted forever


i mean have you seen them
you guys really bother with folders?
i have about 250 unsorted ones in my screenshot folder tho
I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A RESPONSE FOR YOU JUST WALKIN OUT
Uninstall all cutscenes 
vedal is incapable of giving a single fuck to any story in any game 
Negative latency
i used to do that but after a while the windows file explorer got so damn slow it took forever to load anything
we all love neuro but this is neuro we are talking about
bro im wondering how tf did vedal play baldur gate 3?
true
fucking tutel has nekopara on the second monitor and wordle on the third one
Ah well she could've dropped out then and there

...ah yes ...that's my current problem 
Maybe off stream he actually locks in
SOMA seemed to hit him quite hard
oggey
I was so hopeful that they wouldn't miss the story this time because it's right in your face and not in skippable side quests. Boy was I wrong

That’s what was eating all the cpu
🤝
We need neuro funny moments in the bottom left
PIN THAT MODS
and trying to save the relation with the cyberpunk devs on the fourth
maybe the streamer brain gets to him in streams and he is actually decent player off stream 
mods, pin that
its not that good of a joke....
Classic corpa behavior SMH. Won't pay anything
funny
LMAOOO
microslop strikes again
neuro-san
Nekopara on one monitor Claude Code on the other
i posted it here #general-network message
Missed chance to flirt with the President 
YOOO

There should be a pop quiz after every cutscene of every game and you have to keep rewatching it until you get all answers right
well the problem is that folder i showed is not only for neurocord...it's for the entirety of my discord history ....and as you might guess...it's a bit too much 
Kinda like that with the Hansen bit :P


Me too Neuro. Me too


The perfect punishment for cutscene avoider Vedal xD
Ty, forwarded it to save
Yeah I just uhhh
she really wants to dance today lol
we all dance like that when alone

holy automod
why would you do that
she's so cute

hi heir

why does vedal do the long gaming stream on a sunday
The game says "go do side content now"

oh
If only there was something to do
NOOOOOOOOO
True

Luckily, PL actually incentivizes you to play the game

xdx it's ben

NOOOOOO
NOOOO

NOOOO

i would been fine with ending now
i blame it on my ability to switch folders when i save things, since it goes to that folder out of habit, i even have entire animations saved as frames in there 
Sadge...
"I have no money!" -> locates loot -> ignores loot XD
you sure are lucky 









Wordle 0987 5/6






























Neuro is so real
mr "i wanna be on streams less"987
Oh shit

Wait wait wiat what did just say
yeah
So how did he do the outfit change 
oh no rewrite today? damn a shame
i wonder why
Surely the rewrite would have passed the QTE
Bro just finish it Ved
Vedal987 more like Vedal876
was the decision really last minute though? LULE
cookie
those who were in #neurotic-neurons are ishowspeed smiling rn
SMH clippers
at what he said





Clippers

Surely if we have 1000 neuros one of them can hit a qte
a small example
LULE
am clipper
understandable frustration with that
Never
bro why are you listening to youtube comments

CAUGHT
Expecting youtube watchers to be up to date with upgrades LULE

give us this neuro

should stream like this
VR CHAT

YOOOOOOOOO












YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!









sounds good
biblically accurate Neuro





it's going to be so cute


Vr twins




Forcing themselves to work by setting up deadlines 

hard deadline to motivate

omg please pleas please be sunday 

this lack of looting is like when someone has their first playthrough in some JRPG game and they ignore all chests and keeps running past them lol
Tbf it suits playing cyberpunk with a non finished rewrite 


NOOOOOOOO i gotta go sleep
got work tomorrow early morning. bye chat













Linux 
NeuroOS 

same....



ninight
"She'd kill a man" - Vedal 3rd subathon in reference to evil in vr
no ways windows issue
uwuntu 
nyarch distro confirmed 
It is quicker to install than modern windows 11
time for HarrisonTempleOS
i installed linux recently and its quicker than installing windows by far (atleast on cachyos)
their

just install windows 10, so much better
I think Linux should come with a free subscription to Monster energy
i was watching a programming streamer crash out today that linux now accepts ai generated code for their kernel, so can't wait to see how that turns out
Fuck microslop
i would still be on windows 7 on my old laptop if 7 wasn't so limited with modern programms..
free evil from windows
yeah i remember vedal mentioned evil had dependencies exclusive to windows
windows 10 forever i guess

sigh
driver updates are a fucking pain tho

Sigh
so that's why she's called Evil
how Evil of her
i'm still on win7 
surely vedal will be ready when an issue appear on the new linux setup

Do programming streamer opinions matter
NeuroTempleOS
windows users trying to remove edge
you wouldn't believe electron is great at multiple platform 
AI named Evil
only runs on windows
makes sense 
oh boy cant wait for 3 hours fixing shit in Linux lmao
i like vanor, idk about others
why would i uninstall it
i just ignore it
"Not more complex on Linux" erm
MORE CERBERS 
Neurocloud
Skynet here we come 
Harrison Temple OS
"It will be fineee~"
he was shot with 987 bugs as he said that
First stream on Linux, huh...

I digress
shut up vedal - hjalnir
oh

IIRC you can't even uninstall it on Windows 10+



Pog
WIAG

WOAH
NO WAY


YOO?

NOWAYING

YOOO


DEV STREAM






PLEASE PLEASE
AYYYY

YO

DEV STREAMS
I mean...
wait this monday or next? next probably


DEV STREAM
Crazy
WHAT DID HE JUST ANNOUNCE I GOT AADS
WE ARE SO BACK

Becuse there are better pdf viewers
CAUGHT

I FUCKING BEG YOU DO A DEV STREAM

first dev stream of the year?



That’s literally your life, nwero :P
maybe dev stream on monday

0 hour days 
He said April dev stream and there's only 2 left.
Nuero Devs the stream, Vedal can watch

YES
YOOOOO


YO
letsgoooooooo


"more Ved Slop" some guy in twitch chat probably


I knew he'd cave and do it.

CINEMA









LETSGOOOOO

sounds fun
YESSS
Cerber building stream 
WE ARE SO BACK
It was a good idea
another greensuit

HELL YEA WE ARE THRIVINGG

why does he want to stream so much now? did twitch call him up that the channel needs more human hours for a full payout
Coding Sprint stream thoughts?




more vedal irls 



must be true

lol



YOOOO SERVER BUILDING STREAM
Dev stream is always fun and Vedal sounds so excited
Joybait weeeee


Rachi Clip that Vedal
