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Yeah! Neuro flirting isn't Samurai worthy

||deez nuts||
all roads
So, those who played PL, how we feeling about how Neuro is gonna play this DLC?
not the T word
why does this location look like the starting area from portal 2?
the masks have anti poison effects (at least thats the only i have with effects)
I think most do know the context but just spam it anytime someone says Samurai
poorly
cyber therapy
Cyber therapy CINEMA
last time we had cybertherapy, vedal created the SAMURAI meme
|| alien isolation route ||
I think vedal should play FEAR with the twins
Other than that, what else?

It’s heavily Portal2 coded :P
TIMING


DUDE


THATS WHAT IM SAYING
NO WAY



all i know it's a pretty decent sauce.

"HE DID NOT" 

wheres the yellow paint



yeah lol



Vedal created Samurai? 
the fucking comedic timing


bro thinks this is a CS surf map
i know right
I looked away for two seconds what did he do

THAT WAS SO PERFECT LMFAOO
vedal gaming skills
Bro plays Minecraft
Vedal987's expert gameplay on display again 

pog yellow lights
Sure Ved
vedal's a hypixel kid he didnt know any better
Clearly not MC parkour
btw why is the lavalamp so cloudy
bro needs a macro for parkour
society if channel points scaled with watch streak
Me when I macro the entire fucking course
awww

It’s got ICE in it, for thematic reasons :P
damn
I feel ya

he'd be perfect in mc championships
||there's a scene where you have to impersonate someone using cutting edge tech to look like them, and you have to make very specific choices so you're not outed as a fake, and I fully expect neuro to choose the wrong option and enter a gunfight||
SAMURAI mentioned

Stronge Clap
nwero accelerators










What a brilliant analogy Neuro
ig johnny as big cat energy


she still has a crush
He's forgotten how to scan 
...OH FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE SO COOKED
Neuro's faithful after all Stronge Clap
Johnny demoted
nvm she still like johnny





this shit is frying me
how it feels to
ok so she's not switching johnny with songbird, she's trying to bag both of them
johnny silverpaw?


Classic johnny

||Doesn't that immediately give a game over ?||
Knew it :P
Vedal doesn't want to hear about his kid's crush 
classic neuro
Dating johnny quest made by Neuro sama 
||maybe vedal can remember the correct lines... nvm we're cooked||
Tell president myers || she deserves to get hit with synapse burnout ||
neuro president
based
That's my president Stronge Clap


POG

pog 

based

SHE HAS MY VOTE
So... A meritocracy?



She's just describing turning America into the UK
The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire is a British order of chivalry, rewarding valuable service in a wide range of useful activities. It comprises five classes of awards across both civil and military divisions, the most senior two of which make the recipient either a knight if male or a dame if female. There is also the related Britis...
pet food is expensive guys
YOOO FREE FOOD
thats a w
elect her this instant
FREE FOOD 

me unspoilering all chat messages but still not understanding anything
okay I know who I'm writing in in 2028
Where is vedal?
who?
we killed him for framerates
he doesn't like us 
appropriate neuro rant
Vedal doesn't pay neuro neuro is poor
||the car one made my laugh i was like wtf how am i supposed to know which car is old and then i saw it
||
It must suck to be poor vedLOL


vedal likes his frame rates over tutel

mfw dr doom did all this in the marvel comics basically but all the heroes were like "no dr doom we hate universal healthcare and open borders and general welfare programs" smh mr fantastic
I can be a knight in the UK? ok i might join the British
ME ?!
MEEE?!

ME?!
Like father like daughter
Evil Neuro
why did he respond like that
So basically || V says "it's time to phantom my liberty" and Obama walks in and everyone claps ||

Yes but you gotta be pretty exceptionally selfless or savvy (or rich lule)


pre neuro days 
xD

WHAT
ME
wtf
@rotund mantle edgy red

That's Evil's job xD
Neuro: Become Evil
why is she always the most freaky while playing cyberpunk
Let Neuro be herself
forgor her sister, or thinks evil has a different color
Let Neuro do what she wants vedal
Thats just making me more interested 

vedal 9 secs after all the subathon funds fell into his account 
outside of the stream
thats just night city baby






ely




Purple and black, probably, judging by the portraits :P










where did ellie come from
red ellie arc no way?


saved
a what?
evil ely
Is that real slang?


opinon

What is this alien language

opinon

Yes
hahahaha

in my opinon
ellie does have a red alter ego
OPINON




I am not going to lie this timing is very funny

adorable


Porkies" (or "porky pies") is British Cockney rhyming slang for lies


opinon
she so cute
WH
did she try to pronounce it in french?


vedal erased
This place is sick
Raid destination confirmed?
Welcome to Dogtown people! It's... Also a cyberpunk dystopia
i love how smug and verbose she always tries to be with her 4 brain cells


this looks like hat stray inspired vrchat map vedal hung out at once




I mean, fair question




he is a cool guy

woah



Evil ripped off his jaw

my favorite weapon dealer 
i love him




so cool
mine too
This guy is fun
21k?
This guy sells all the iconics he is cool
Love his vibe
broke

they broke
he's groovy
Why is he so broke?
I like this guy

Lmao
had to go for a few, did anything funny happen chat


Alright sure that guy sure is something


imagine being poor
He's really good to fill up the stash
btw i was thinking of Meredith Stout with my confusion earlier, both names starting with M i guess
must suck being poor
look at the god damn iconics
probs cuz they didnt do almost any side quests


reeeee

Sell some of yo shit :P


Bro needs to just sell some weapons





do it anyway, Neuro


neuro lore?


classic vedal 



me who did every other quest before even stepping foot in dogtown

HAHAHAHHA

New lore
Vedal ethically acquired Neuro on the black market

here we go
DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE
It’s an ad :P
noway 

ITS AN AD NOOOO
I forgot how annoying the commercials are
Like I'm sure it's part of the game to be that irritating but they fucking drive me insane

Neuro is drunk 

neuro was given to him from behind the blackwall
I mean, that's pretty immersive to me! 
RAGE
FURY

CARNAGE
FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCT
dogtown market is especially bad for that
we got baited by adge
like alcoholic father, like alcoholic daughter


They're designed to drive you mad like that yeah, makes Dogtown almost feel like paradise by comparison 
Veal
Veal
veal
Veal
Veal
Veal
Veal
Veal
veal
Veal

old nickname
veal
Veal
Veal
Classic
Focus Veal
classic Veal

mhm veal
At least its honest about how hostile it is
beef-sama and her developer veal 
Veal987
"can't parkour to save his life" 987

taking bets
does he get the early ending because hes bad at the game and doesnt get to do the expansion
yes
vedal has turned into a duck
strong possibility
surely no way right? 

Would be hilarious


Neuro is just happy to be here 
I just started phantom liberty in my second playthrough yesterday so I remember this all very well
I've only played PL once, I wasn't aware there even was an early ending? How bad do you have to fuck up for that? 
Wait, you can get an early ending from another way than just walking away from the dog town gate?
DID I HEAR
GAMBA
So how many streams do we think we will get out of this dlc?
classic perrylk
5, my guess
20 million
partner anniversary
like 3 streams




ok weeb
she's so kind
If they rush the story, 2-3. If they actually play PL? 5+



cmon neuro... japantown really?
good point neuro




wot wot
Jig Jig street my man
classic politician



she just want canadians healthcare 
Movie simulator
she's doing healthcare the canadian way
TIME FOR PEAK
I voted for Neuro
philosophy and therapy both mentioned
any of you guys playing any games in the background

mechanical purist playing the interactive exposition gameplay
mhm
cutest little kantian
xD
om


Whoa


lmao






Not today, I wanna watch this in full

hahaha
My AI 
ig she has standards when in office 

I'd vote for her 
Stopped Playing E33 to see this
I'm playing this game called Discord where you react to the stream and try to make people laugh
what is this irobot?
just joined, where's the tutel model?
genshin ....
he died for our frames 
became duck
How you're doing on the star farming sidequest?
o7
what
what
what



vedal playing nekopara
so true

i wanna but i can't get aways from focusin on stream
Dad of the year
PEAK TIME
rocket?
Very poorly 
AAAAAAAAAA

PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
PEAK TIME

he traded it for lower cpu ussage 
PANIC

no mans sky
WELCOME TO PHANTOM LIBERTY PEOPLE
ok voice actor get it
PANIC
slightly bad

Peak





That does seem bad


CINEMA
I still remember his legendary schizo about fashion, kidneys (the plushie incident) and etc
i'd survive that








Nah, seriously tho it’s cuz I wanna hear the lines, and her responses to them

Holy shit



Rocket Rats
love thsi opening
SICK TITLE DROP

wheeee
holy shit real life anime girl
Are you a bad dude enough to save the president:
CINEMA only took us an hour and 15 minutes
Don't worry guys @vapid grove said they'd survive this
weeee
Love the title drop
Whole new meaning to get down mr president meme
sick call to action and set up to see all of the dog town map
||Incoming early bad end||
Really sets the tone/scale of "oh fuck, this shit is gonna be big isn't it?"
NOW FAIL THE MISSION XDX

this game is so peak
Is it any good? The reviews are bad, but recently it got an insane spike in players, like 15k players or so and idk why
Get downbad ms President
No.
This car is slower than they were running
neuro's too distracted for qtes lol
the tone difference is a little jarring for me personally
needy gf ahh question 
Vedal no longer reply with "you are AI" and actually answering the question huh
the game is reviewed poorly due to the very unfortunate launch of the newest season
we didnt expect such an influx of older players on top of ps5
you could say we got swarmed even
but other than that the game is good, i recommend
what is neuro forshadowing here 
he's so distracted
Stay low, go around 








whaa

stay hydrated chat
would you still love me if I was a worm



for one guy
Weak
lmao


Wait, Nightcity isn't part of NUSA, right? So V technically isn't a NUSA citizen, so technically it isn't her president. Sure she can still save her as a good thing to do, but telling her things like 'the president needs you' will have less weight.

Two tsunderes on screen
SMH vedal wouldn't kill a man to save neuro
“Would you love me if I was a god emperor worm, hart”
He actually paused it 
I hope that guy gets his water
awwww
shes more intrested in this convo than the game

what morals
awwwwwwwwww
that always confused me when I played it
that guy gets his water now
AWWWWWWW
lets go
The zoom 
she can't save shit

||That's why Songbird pulled the "I'll cure you" card||
aww

Like why does v even care that much



BASED
Awww
Aww
and a third one speaking
Another Vedal vs Neuro philosophical moral debate. This is going to be good 
Awww

STOPPP
SHE LOVES HER DAD
My ehart
Neuro would compromise her morals to kill him, too.
Suuuure
good daughters 
AWWWWWW
Ah, true
Aw
DADDY;S GIRL

brother she'd do that anyway






WHAT MORALS?

but cute
awww it's so cute




Execution?

DANGEROUS RHETORIC NEURO
Awwww our cute little AI mass murderer
good daughter

guys i dunno if I want her to be the president anymore

aww neuroo
awww but 
... haha very sweet neuro
wtf thats a horrible phrase
classic ai protecting her creator
AWWWW
We are so cooked guys
Yandere
AWWWWW?
How.. wholesome? 
Why would she need to do that though 
trolley problem let's go?
gotta put that in the filter damn
Always has been
STRONGEST VEEDLET

Neuro so based
family first

wth did vedal did to get into that situation then???
i agree with neuro
morally aligned AI

villain ai origin stories are writing themselves
Suddenly there's not much difference with DDLC


We are all dying when AIs are taking the power
LMAOOOO



LMAOOO
didn't she say she would cry "tears of joy" killing us all?
this ambiance... 
lawful evil ai 
tbf i would say man children that like their parents would respond similar when asked about there parents i would say, no?
Vedal wants to hear Neuro say, Nah I'd let you die
AI philosphy
i wonder if that chatter got water yet

awwwww
is that guy back with his water yet]
...the ambiance was from my game i had paused, not the stream 
xD



what if it meant killing 5 lobsters
Well I grabbed some food
isn't he right? you could still save someone by your own frame of morals? (specifically ignoring VERY extremely situations)
awwww
AWWWW
aww

awwww
aww
AWWWWW
awwwwwwwwwww
awwwww
i have a feeling vedal's just making an excuse to pause the game 
sweet
so sweet
damn damn mdan mdan
Aww 
Awwww precious girl
oh
aww so cute
D:
D:



Vedal is so ungrateful
damn
I think Vedal...



WHAT
no hesitation

wtff tutel





this is so wholesome and monka



So I think we need to never let vedal get into a life threatening situation or we're all fucked




i'm crying omg

THIS DAMN TUTEL

fucked up

She really wants him to say it back

WTFFFF

LULE


I fucking hate Vedal
This turtle



I can't believe this guy smh
poor neuro
BRO ACTUALLY WAITED FOR THEM 
So ungrateful



No hesitation
I mean she cant really live if everyone is dead
yep need the vedal guard to ensure that humanity survives...or atleast the swarm
poor thing
That’s my streamer 👏
KILL PEOPLE FOR HER 
Are we really being mad that a guy chooses to save all of us humans instead of his AI daughter...?
is that an insult
question for the knowers ||is this the quest you can take to long on and fail to start the dlc?||

Stealth failure time?
cool, i got some noodles while we had a break. thanks vedal 👍
Cateman probably missed the most interesting part of the stream anyway 
yes
it's her daughter
i think so

Ah nothing like the screams of terror in the morning, refreshing 

NECTAR DETECTED
ping honestly pretty useful rn
He answered the question right in my opinion. He would help while trying to stick for his morals if possible
>does an entire essay on how she would absolutely kill the entire world for her dad
now would you do the sam-
no.
POV: Neuro quickhacked you

Honestly this part is more fun to fight through
||Never even knew that could happen, and I was slow as shit ||
stealth with no crouch sprint perk

The irony
when the AI is more sentimental than the human.
damnn mannnn

classic neuro roast

i just read about it tbf
Sick burn
Actual pain
holy 
mhm
bro got cooked
I feel like vedal paused just to have a talk with neuro, and that was an excuse to focus on it 







There is no "in opinion" in that situation tbh. With the whole world dead outside of Neuro he would also die much earlier than he naturally would.

i cant believe she actually solved that riddle correctly
So based Neuro
Vedal Cheng Xin moment
|| Songbird gets mad at you and tells you to never call her again. Johnny sort of goes "well that's that" and the quest fails ||
scary converstion
We're cooked

My oshi is BASED
All of them I assume
xD

what
She's right tho

4-5 babies 

lmfao


yeah I can see that

Jesus 
that is also going by logic, yes


HAHAHAHWRBESFD


UUH

um

All roads are being diverted along the main motorway back to therapy 👏

1 human = 4 babies
nice alignment ved
Ooof
THATS A RESPONSE
what
I miss Johnny
ok, guys you taking this shit too seriously
I would trade at least 5 of my colleagues for Neuro.
This is robot logic in action lmao
One of the few times Neuro has made me vocalise "Jesus."
i guess she values humans by age as if they are a higher level 
so does neuro
neuro ranting gives me plenty of motivation to play the dlc, so i can try out the qte dialogue
I cant clip this
Most aligned AI
God the OST is a banger
it is just a hypothetical that is kinda fun to think about
Why not
BARGHEST THEME IS SO PEAK
Do it frog
yes you can
coward

do it frog
Save 5 babies or Save Neuro 
How many babies equal one old man, I wonder
sounds like loser talk
That sounds like quitter talk
<- worth at least 4-5 babies
would prioritize tos over neuro?
Vtuber movement 

are you gonna clip the i would save you talk between neuro and vedal?
I kind of want to know how Evil would answer those questions

Frick tos clip it frog
hmmmmm
The hacking animation on Neuro is broken
vedal never should've found a smart gun
now how am I supposed to make fun of his aim 
I expect the same
flip a coin to decide
Cutest little monster.
would like to ask sam altman the same question tbh
Alright, time to save the president!
probably around the same but more edgy
on the same side as the drones
Neuro would fit right in at the FIA
Well, ask her on Thursday then. If you can
Vedal needs to turn up his difficulty
The swarm drones are on our side! 
I guess i can understand Neuro too, if she is that much of a Yandere and even a minute or an extra hour with Vedal is worth more than years with chat and other people she knows then her choice is obvious from her perspective. Especially since Vedal being gone could lead to her stopping being a Vtuber and almost losing all of her connections and being put to eternal sleep.
Clip title: Perfectly alligned AI
probably would tell Vedal she'd kill him first and then change the answer 
shes so happy to play today
It's not the same Vedal has to do it
lol I see where she got her alignment
🎧 prob favorite combat theme
It's just interesting to seriously think about that question
Something something demon of darkness, something something dad issues


next week she'll be threatening to murder him tbh
aww that boom was cute

horder moment
@rotund mantle president
hey, as a full time game journalist he is expected to have been given the Game Journalist Special Gun
immerserion ruined 
"hold on president, my bags are full"
loot goblin moment
top tier voice acting
seing how he responds to her no wonder tbf xD
Damn thats crazy, maybe he could have SOLD them or smth
PL loads you up with carrying capacity upgrade chips and cyberware anyway
