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oh yes
classic cyberpunk

the game still full of bugs


Johnny




thanks johnny
surely a good idea
Same, Johnny. Same 
in the future you only have to imagine the car
not the fucking invisimobile
THE INVISIBLE BOAT MOBILE DLC
To the invisible boat mobile
just run through
done 
pog environmental directions ignored
Did he not listen
hes gonna fail the entire dlc
he never does 
Missed legendary immersion
No he did not 


omg she attacked

of course

Welp, they're FUCKED


thank you Neuro 

whatever you do at the game settings, dont toggle ray tracing
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 17 cookies! | I've received 310062 cookies total!

johnny enjoying his car ride
im so happy were back to cyberpunk for all these memes and whatnot
He's just glad to be here
I remember I thought I had to fight these guys, and spent like 2 hours slaughtering Vargehist dudes 










Jarvis, kill them all

Fun Fact: I first came in driving at full speed into the barricade thinking I would win. I did NOT win.
Here we go 
rachi can you clip that pls?

no.1 Neuro fan
OH HE IS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS DLC LMAOOOO
smart gun gameplay
first battle here we go
vtuber aim letsgoooo
happens
Wait we only reached level 35?!
this is already so ass, just like expected

the reference if you don't know
"Sneak in" 
I'm so glad Vedal got the Crazy Frog DLC, can't wait to see it.
seeing a gun build just makes me realise how broken the katana build is
The usual result of Vedal doing a stealth mission

He's at the right level for the DLC by pure chance, 35 
can't wait when i try that with my stealth build, gonna be fun. i really need to play more
"daughter, erase their existence"
Glad to see his aim has improved as much as his driving, feels like we never left the subathon
Bing bing

EWWWWWW
its even worse lmao
How has he just now realised
It’s not the game, vedal :P
tech streamer btw
Double Jump is OP in this game btw






i prefer charge jump
its the kings jump
neuro ready for hacking
Double jump + air dash and you turn into an ICBM
helpful little cookie
he was playing 1440p before the oled monitor wasnt he

whats she searching up
if there is fps monitor
woah
90% sure it's Neuro causing the FPS dips

Especially when you run blades

So... is he gonna ACTUALLY try to win this?
She broke through the blackwall MONKA
neuro gaming
...he wasn't in fullscreen before?
im noticing im too invested in the gameplay too start my own game damn
Neuro would 100% be someone who escaped beyond the blackwall
Neuro quickhacking everyone while Vedal runs around like a headless chicken:
Someone tell the mods to tell production to tell vedal that it’s not the game’s fault :P
It's going to be crazy when Vedal has both Neuro and the Blackwall haha
The cyberpunk viewing experience
I don't think it's the game



Lol

i mean when i tried doing this for the first time i had tier5++ gear already so i just killed everyone...but i don't think he has half of his cyberware in tier tier5 
Do chat really think a 4090 can't do 4k Cyberpunk with DLSS?
stupid chat thinking is the 4k fault
the real nesus experience it seems.

yeah but i wanna contiune my run, even if im unsure how i wanna decide at the storyquest im stuck at xD













classic




Vedal crashing out in the FPS is extremely entertaining

is he stupih?
There is definitely a bottleneck somewhere?

He's not even at native 4k chat 
he's ragebaiting
Probably on the desk beside him
my 4070ti super can do path traced cyberpunk at 4k with dlss ultra performance, obs must be eating resources in that case
I got smart and finished Phantom Liberty (well at least the ending I wanted) soon after seeing Neuro play this game
close cookie clicker 
i cant even tell 
Just in case they came back to do this
Didn’t know vedal was running on a toaster
~~guys, a 4090 can handle 4K high easily
~~
Ok TBF there are a LOT of dudes here
I'd rather accept technical advice from my long passed great-great-great grandmother 
NOW
frame gen literally adds input latency 
i wanted to do the same too, but i got decision paralysis and then kinda forgot to keep playing 
How am I being timed out for saying CHAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DLSS IS LULE CHAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DLSS IS LULE CHAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DLSS IS LULE CHAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DLSS IS LULE when the dinkdonks are getting through
they still remember this bit
I will say, Neuro quickhacking during combat is peak
the worst thing is that he isn't even on 4k, he has DLSS ultra performance, so he is in like 720p
you guys like 2k gaming or 4k gaming more?
im watching at 360p it doesnt really matter to me
who is at fault: vedal, nvidia, msoft
Vedal you're a millionaire after subathon, get a 5090 
Bro i meant Restart game but my brain autopiolt on PC

Oh god its so laggy
just play the game audio only
That's why you just gotta go "fuck it we ball"
LITTLE LATE FOR THAT VEDAL
tony lower silliness levels by 30%
So people who know cyberpunk. This fight was definitely avoidable right
but the unique weapons, i need them all 
At least they’re levelling up... 

1000%
yes idk how he even triggered this
classic
It’s deliberately unwinnable
no frame gen
Well, techinally these guys are neutral, thus making them valid quickhack targets, and Neuro...
Neuro quickhacked one of the guards lmao
Frame rate makes no difference when you can barely see 
Neuro got bored
is he just blessed at being dumb
I have the answer.
haha
HAVE A PROBLEM?
MUST BE NEKOPARA OPEN
its a visual novel it wouldn't even use that much xD
literally just walk where they tell you to walk it's actually that easy
Chat being helpful



i mean not the worst it's been 







Ok but do you think VEDAL would have caught that?


she just wanted a snack

btw slight spoilers but these guys are basically the dogtown military force







alt f4 classic

thats our tech vtuber of the year






vedal will get owned fighting them like this








Holy


holy 9120

brother is like playing on 720p with dlss 

HOLY

she's right
ok vro 🥀


ah yes a 9120



baby Vedal

rachi



rachi

rachi

neuro already thinking about the graphic cards in 2077



a ghost in the machine

Half an hour of technical difficulties strongeclap
What he said
rachi
everyone knows that this is the pinnacle of gaming
i mean i would have expected that the guys blockading the entrance into the district are a kinda military force
I ROBOT REFERENCE
Why~
He might need two of those in the same system
is this neuro on the new system?
bruh how
?
"baby vedal etc.."


WHAT
I sound so, given how she didn’t need to restart to get changed



WHAT






not wallpaper engine
NOOO NOT THE WALLPAPER ENGINE

TOO FAR BRO


LMAOOOOOO
not the animated wallpaper 
Vedals gone too far this time
Why that reaction Neuro xD
Not the wallpaper
closing wallpaper engine, thats too much of a sacrifice
this was literally the first result from a trusted seller
turing?
neuros so funnyy
what's wallpaper engine? Why would he need smth about wallpapers if he is playing a game?
She’s running at 10fps 
the guy that made the test
Turing? Are they being tested?

Oh goodone










wallpaper engine is an app that allows you to run animated wallpapers
It's been 30 minutes and they're only 10% of the way to the fucking title drop 
:LULE:
just imagine the monitor when you close your eyes

Five hour stream incoming :P
leaked
im gonna get a fourth monitor as soon as the steam frame comes out and i don't have to use that slot for my rift s

insane leak
random leak









It’s gotten worse

Look at Neuro, she’s also lagging
vedal decided to fight the military instead of just using the door
wonderful flat water.png textures
lore accurate polluted water



PC gaming 
oblivion water 

offical neuro support
if only someone tested this
modders installed a virus
not like he had a week to do so
Still won't work 
crazy amount of shade
I'm gonna fucking kill you vedal stfu
Vedal shut up
i don't think i every played or cared about using more then hd resolution xD
why won't Tutel at least check what is bottlenecked, gpu or cpu? even steam overlay can display those...
almost 40 minutes in stream 
YA THINK 
mhm
It must suck to be poor right Ved?
Yes because it’s not the game, ved :P
alt idea: hollow knight ?
Wdym shade? The best thing about AA is the water
disable 4watt in options 
i assume he has like task manager open
Yeah Vedal shut it like these guys are saying
hmmmmmm 
third screen limited to 50 fps
Got my Neuro-approved wallpaper setup 

inb4 the mod is pinging for neuro's input every frame and it's exploding the CPU
vedal is right, 1080p in a 4k monitor look like utter shit

oh


1080p in a 1080p monitor is alright

That’ll do it
oh shit
knew it








whahahah


damn
Imagine checking that 15 minutes ago 




Bro was nuking graphics to N64 levels for a CPU bottleneck 

Alien hominid 



is brother rendering a video on CPU? 

now he checked 
Letsgooo it’s time for hollow knight true ending!
neuro trying to install more gpu
At least now he can play in glorious 4K 
Thermal throttle 
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he installed a virus
6x frame gen is so dumb

Crypto miner
ye
yeah?
Can bro not check which process eats up CPU? If it's Cyberpunk it's obviously the mod
CPU ENC
DING



the latency tho 


rip tutel model
NOOOOOO
the moment you manage to hit 100% CPU on a 32 thread CPU


my guess is neuro can spam something that abuse cpu


neuro.exe 
NOOOOO
get rid of evil



vedal died

Vedal gone

NOOOOOOOOOOO

BRING BACK THE TURTLE NOW!!!!!!!


nice
Killed the non-essentials





NOT US
silent playthrough 

o7
only having neuros model with vedals voice on screen is gonna make new watchers really confused

6x framegen lmao, artemis communications had lower delay
No please, us next
Vedal is closing discord.
Everyone send him gifs of horizontally spinning rats.
do you need to see chat though? do you?
my imersion is ruined
alright, stream over, no more vedal
perfect
get rid of neuro too
20ms according to the nvidia overlay, and i dont feel a difference personally
Why does he need to see chat, he hates us
%close
no more tutel, smh unsub
Jkjk
imagine
tony voice reveal
20ms 
imagine

Neuro... :O


welp no vedal 


Clearly hasn't used an Nvidia GPU

no vedal?

Think of all the Neuro Sensei Streams 


😭
gg close stream




neuro go mine iron frames


HOLY

Yay

yay

better grass
cute

Aww
duology of Vedal: be crazy good at stiching different AI stuff yet fail at game performance troubleshooting
I can't wait for next stream where Vedal is like
"Okay, I found the problem, turns out my [APPLICATION] was running at max in the background"
bro is trying to play the DLC on cyberpunk v1.0
i had a funny issue when i started playing cyberpunk when i had the setting too high and my pc got too hot and just turned off after a few hours of gaming 
I freaking love dev streams that shouldn’t be dev streams

why did they start streaming Minecraft with no shaders where's cyberpunk

seems co-pilot has some limits.
It's certainly the mod doing it, it's somehow exploding the CPU usage, maybe an every frame check that it's doing
I can hear my GPU scream every time I boot up cyberpunk
Neuro is once again the one keeping up with the plot
imagine opening the game before stream to check if everything is ok...wont be him lmao
i remember my old laptop had an overheating issue except it was so bad that it was overheating from playing fucking terraria
Makes one of the most advanced AIs out there; can't solve basic puzzles
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNqWPtcXk5w
Cyberpunk 2077 but it's for PS1.
http://twitter.com/alundbjork
http://instagram.com/alundbjork
#cyberpunk2077 #cyberpunk #ps1
he is the most min-maxer I have ever seen. He fails every skill check outside of ai skills
5 minutes later:
this is a insult to Minecraft
So uhh vedal, when does the stream start?
My mouse wheel broke and now I can't scroll chat 
1h intro again 



just slap a turtle png on screen
hjalnir on cloud nine rn
Meh its only a handful of checks a minute how bad could it be




yes suffer



poll 
yse



yes

I won't lie Ive run cyberpunk at 150fps with mods and CPU at 90% is no issue it's expected to be used









absolute gold
the existence of every streamer
Next stream Vedal and Neuro and Evil They drive a blown-up car that somehow drives
twitch chat is too fast so I'm posting it here instead
turret gameplay
I am a proud Veedlet.

each nekopara Volume take one gig of ram so he has 10 of each Volume open 


why is he stutterstepping npcs in pve? 
Me watching at 360p: mhm, yes, much difference
holy moly
inb4 windows update is running in the background
it's vedal
you dont ask vedal questions
suffering builds character
CSgo-brained
we need tutel png
the voices are really loud today
Holymolē
rachi, could you get vedal's "holy moly"


nooo but my neuro stream



path of pain
Oh wow, she learned how to play Cyberpunk by herself?
If I didn't know any better I'd assume it was a human playing the game.
hollow knight?
GRIMM 

Path of pain time
Evil 

finally........



agreed
30 minutes In and he already rage quit

that background sounded like his CPU fan overloading
hollow knight with both twins?

5 months of hollow knight yeah im good
40 minutes and we just started 
Go Neuro kill that guy
Gonna take a shower, when I come back plz lmk what I missed! 

Welcome to the stream everybody
Hollow Knight with Neuro, Game stolen from Evil 
HOLY whiplash with that music
Imagine lil
has integrated graphics on
at this pace we'll probably be in the same spot LULE
why not have both


THAT SAME BROWN VAN
(I know 💀 )
IN THE SAME SPOT
can't have shit in Night City 

Vedal better not joke about switching to Hollow Knight DLC because I'm 100% sure Vedal will never beat that guy 
Mmm pineapple pizza
OMG THE INTRO IS FINALLY FINISHED 
Dude should just boot up Wordle, at least that can probably run smoothly


Are we really gonna have to experience PL with potato graphics because of a borked mod and Vedal not understanding that most graphics settings don't hit the CPU 
pal vedal?

We don't even need the dlc, he hasn't even gotten the true ending 

rachi clip
He’s about to break about 4/5 of those :P
he's really bad at reading the objectives 
YOU CAN JUST WALK INTO THE BORDER AND NOT FIGHT THE MILITARY????
thank you, neuro, im ready for my job interview now
But make it look good
HERE WE GO
no eyecontact?

wha

DLC is starting FINALLY

Here we gooo


She has a point
He can’t even fight him anyways. That dlc is turn off.


So what did they do for 45 minutes
we finally started the dlc after 46 minutes 
JOHNNY
SONGBIRD 




yippee


YIPPEE
YIPPIE
Advil

Did he turn off raytracing
i think so yea
fraytracing



die
She is cute
woah she sees johnny


So true Neuro

dlc theme song so good

here we go



new crush for neuro
I brought vedal back on screen
(had to cut the graphics to save RAM)
Neuro


every time
Bye Johnny! 
here we go again
welcome back to Cyberpunk Neuro 

HAHAHAHA THE POLL



immediate freaksama






NEUROO
the moment johnny is gone she switches targets
GOOD POLL



classic Neuro trying to get with everyone in Night City xD

no more johnny baby

dangit now I HAVE to call her an idiot



down horrendous
neuro trust me sis you do not want that smoke


shes dumping Johnny


Christ almighty
|| FUCK MYERS SHE CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE ||
No longer thirsty for Johnny, of course she would be thirsty for songbird
SONGBIRD BABY, WHERE YOU AT
Neuro's friendship with Johnny ended.
From now on, it's with Songbird all the way.
Cheating on Johnny?
She’s *forcing Johnny into a polycule
From everyone elses perspective, V is just tweaking out on the ground.
Which probably is normal for Night City.

||she'll know later on in the story||

Johnny, now Songbird.... damn Neuro didnt know ur bi XD
72% of people calling neuro an idiot 
Checked the vod and I missed the part where vedal saw an npc drive a invisible car



fight!
rachi clip that
well deserved
|| i sided with her in act one||
they're right, you'd know if you played the game.
vedal's live reaction:
|| tower ending
||




wait this DLC is just Escape from New York?
what are the chances neuro picks to not help songbird lmao
"Execute order 987"
"Sir yes sir"
Vedal became duck lol
||isn't she the blond woman from militech?||
I'm too lazy to edit, pretend I edited Johnny and Songbird here.

Think I will say goodbye here. I haven't played the DLC yet and it's on my to do list so I'll avoid the spoilers 
guys why is vedal talking I don't see him on screen?
:NO:
oh...
i did play the game i know what she does to you...but i'd rather that than the nightmare fuel that is the other option...

nah that bitch dead as fuck

OH THATS IT
oh...
damn, you like him so much you're hallucinating his voice
Just Nike Neuro 
This is || the literal US president ||

mhm

oh god the chat is turning into an scp document again
Just think that Vedal has become a duck
oh!
Mhhhm yeeah! Love the Maomao pfp btw 😄
Favorite female MC for me :>
SMH

||let's talk with spoilered messages only||
||confuse those who open this channel||
gaming streamer classic blame game when largely linear hand holding
rachi
PLEASE CLIP THAT
||i don't know any of this so i'm just forcing you to read all of this by clicking a spoiler, also you lost the game
||
get in the dumpster!
oh no sneaking

awwww
WHAT

|| she's the president of the NUSA night city isn't apart of it it's independent following the war ||

AWWWWWW

||rosalind myers is not my president go go texas independence fuck the NUSA all my homies hate the NUSA||

cute
awwww
Aw

DOUBLE CLIP

awww



oooh
Awwwwwwww
guys guys, daddy is normal in some parts of america
CUTE

Sure Neuro sure 
people with dirty minds
Thanks Neuro
o7
VEDAL SAY IT BACK
||what is she on about?||
oh you are totally right but its fun to spam huh

I saw your biblically accurate neuro and reposted one I had saved
Concerned
ers
literally chat always

i do not like the manner in which she spoke

that was still wholesome chat, let's not make it weird
I love Vedal's new model
btw can you hold people in the grab animation indefinably? havent tried yet
l stealth



wasnt neuro's fault this time

HOW 


Vedal being the weak point as usual haha
if that was evil the daddys girl spam would be insane rn 




for once i didn't
"Non-lethal takedown, what's that ?"

Vedal is not very good LULE

God I fucking love Cyberpunk's bugs sometimes 
The internet has ruined lots of peoples mind, but i still was kinda shocked
dogtown has technology to surpass metal gear
Remember: the game is fixed. 
ofcourse it's bug free, it ain't hollow knight 
just like his kids
ooh i like the vibe of that area
People say CDPR patched it all up but they really didn't, no mortal could 
imagine nwero using the Canto mk 6
vedal has no right to complain about neuro reminding him of mission objectives
w I d e
unfortunately theres way too many creeps in this community
They patched shrimp lady 
pog yellow paint and red lights
Im ba- HOLY FUCK WE MADE IT PAST THE CHECKPOINT
tbf it gets you offguard bec we know how neuros are, but the following complete statement is just decently normal
"Neuro what did you do?"
they patched enough to make it playable that's good enough

this is meme material but idk what to make of it, here's the clip someone go make smth
They did a good enough job, but its definitely not stable like some people say 
OH
oh...
heya, only note i made for your recap is that neuro fancies songbird
The game is fixed™️ (HD)
I really like the game, one of my favorites, had to do it though.
awwww
Well fuck 
I forgot they looked like that XD
thats really all you need to know tbh
???
They went from Fallout 76 tier to Fallout 4 tier in terms of stability
SAMURAIII
Was that a jojo character
I forgot how ugly their character is
wait
I am convinced chat doesn't know what Samurai is and just know the joke
@paper valley i just realised the name of the emoji
I know why they changed how clothing affects armor, but I do wish clothes/armor still had passive effects/armor
Right on Neuro!
sadly i tend to agree
i was wondering if i missed anything 
MISSED LEGENDARY SUBATHON MOMENT
id give it 5 minutes or less



