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He's at the archive

Chat can you spell the full name of titin





DANG

reading logs



HES CRAZY

he's cheating


She Madge
No!
I mostly use Rhino. Old reliable, screw Violence, hate that guy


I like when you could tell when subtitles vanished
cheater

cheating using her subtitles



right


Temper tantrum
he forgot
He forgot quirrel 
She caught on he cheated

Completed gone from memory
already forgot quirrel 
I knew he'd forget quirrel
Wat a time to tune in 
he forgot the homie quirrel
the archive
He can't actually get to tge dreamer without the tear unless he C-dash cancels
Well shit, we might actually end it here
these archives seem abandoned
just got here myself
He doesn’t care for all the cool NPCs :( only cares about making them
How many times will he die here
||doesn't quirrel die or somethin||

New Evil’s “Vedal mumble comprehension” has been nerfed
Let's see if he can pull of the perfect Crystal Dash
too bad he hasn't beat dung defender
no he just goes on a beach vacation
just hit the boss with the bench
i dont think this one will take him that long 
Surely vedal can't throw this boss right
Are we coming up on another channel point market crash
will he reach the boss though?
He goes to the ant farm in the sky
without reading this something tells me that evil may have been correct there
Without Isma Tears you rely on your Crystal Dash skills

British debuff level Max




c




funnily enough, it's actually possible to do the archives without the tear
Gambling time!
Boss time
oh no
GAMBLE TIME
uuuumuuuuuu
IT'S METROID 
GAMBLE TIME
uuwuu
WHERE'S MY MONEY
this damn boss that I hate
big jelly
where samus
it's uwu!
The jelly
Holy projectiles


💀
Where is my Gamba!?
three hour fight incoming
forgor guy from minutes ago
He didn't use the damage window 




to be fair he healed

Rip didn’t hit the boss when the shield was down



bro
This fucking guy 





he can't move evil is a genius

quirrel be like "wtf this bug doin that was an easy layup"

my guy
He remembered faster than I expected
This guy created my oshi
i can absolutely ||see vedal use summons every boss fight if he plays Elden Ring||

Top 3 gamer fr fr

This boss is actually protoss high templar.
It's casting psionic storm all over the place.
pogo-ing
KASA
||elden ring integration where a twin controls the summons.....||
Luckily this boss is easy, especially for someone who cannot conceptualize dodging and attacking at the same time
Guys is this still the new rewrite version evil?
theres no way he loses to uumuu
Vedal is being destroyed by Uumuu
is wild to me that vedal just doesnt want to use spells
he probly forgot

Ig the twins also learned their pathfinding from vedal
was there no gamba?
One of the easiest bosses in the game
Learning has occurred
Total death counter: 143
Today: 2
Uumuu: 1 death

MODSSSSS GIVE US GAMBLING



Elden Ring Neuro integration would go so hard ngl (neuro would die immediately though

MODSSSS
kinda forgor where boss was when went off screan



GAMBLINGGGG




Easiest boss 

here we go again
Not on ascended 
SO IT BEGINS
GAMBLING 
||the only kind of integration that could be good and work ngl, and if there was a way to make it permanent throughout the map (but not invincible)
||
I could see vedal losing for a small rock
How'd this man create Neuro and Evil 
I mean that's the point of that right
dying on that boss should be reportable to the police or something
The pantheon version of Uumuu is pain
Whatever, now that he knows to hit the enemy when it can take damage it should be easy right
it has begun
.. fair
:P
here i go gambling agan 
As always I believe in my oshi

but not


LMAO







CHOKE



What is he fucking doing





WHERE IS BRO GOING
So supportive
i guess i'll be losing 2k 







bro
FUCKKK I PUT 10K ON THIS


platforming vedal favorite
he may be the worst to ever do it

why did people believed?
It's actually impressive how good he is at throwing
lol he jsut stands still when he should attack lolol
Vedal please win i need this!!!!
What happend with the Vedal that 1st tried every Boss?




He just needs a dash of some movement tech. . I forget which one



LMAO



xD
he even has dream nail for soul and doesnt use it
lol what do you want her to do 
BROTHER
DUDE THIS BOSS IS THE EASIEST SHIT EVER, I DIDN'T ASSUME HE WAS THIS TRASH
BROTHER

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PUT MONEY ON THIS
There's no way
at least he's self aware...

omg hes so bad
It’s like watching Vedal playing 

Developer of the one of the most advanced AIs out there by the way
grandead inside
i agree, reminds me of those "i let my mom play pokemon" stuff


he needs to start paying attention 
Asleep behind the wheel wtf
my grandad would play better and he's literally dead
Quirrel: I want different teammate
can someone edit vedal over the thing on the left 
heh thats the internal name for it
theres no way hes gona die again to umu
WHAT IS THIS
Evil is so nice to play games with her senile dad
When she said "Choke" she really ment it 
he's so bad at this rn
lololl
my grandpa beat the ds1 tutorial area, took him 2 hours. but i dont think vedal could beat it
LOOOL

still takes dmaage lolol
Vedal being a "grandad playing a video game"
unfuckingbelieveable
Vedal going for the rare 100 cycle uumuu here
Total death counter: 144
Today: 3
Uumuu: 2 deaths

9k


sounds like aqua from konosuba crying 
S
BAD

There is no way

thats crazy

bro is actually so bad 

damn. He really is bad
IM NEVER BETTING AGAIN IN MY LIFE
-4k

how was the first attempt better
kasa 🥀



Evil did get her wishes though
genuinely flabbergasted
I LOVE GAMBLING

Just go offline ,lil bro
there goes my cash -2k
Ez points
Hey he has a charm notch he isn't using, by the way
ez
I LOVE GAMBLING
my oshi is a video game journalist
I LOVE GAMBLING
I think “Pi plays hollow knight" didn’t die this many times
dude throwing so hard
HOLY 640k
cerbr
how it feels watching vedal play hollow knight:


* with AI assistance
cant just play aggro like with Eyeless ripbozo

mhm

What?
mhm



true
MHM
whot

hmmm
i actuallly lost 250k last week, so i'm back in business



Wise words
mhm
mhmmm

time to lose all points again
didnt he like beat dung defender first try?
he is so ass
aint that just every journalist nowadays? 
i missed this pure neuro bullshit
never believe


Hmm I need to play safely it seems, since i can't trust vedal to not lost to Uumuu 
i love losing points 
Bro..
This fucking turtle
Vedal need a buff
not that I watch any LULE
Brother that was the most obvious tell of my life
Cheap tricks for a cheap gamer
Inner ramen noodle, that's something Naruto would say.
THIS FUCKING TURTLE
ah yes. cheap trick spawning on the spawn platform 
hes so bad
Isma is probably laughing in her Grave rn
Vedal your just bad at dodging 
I am also fully convinced vedal has yet to realise that ||bro has patterns and you gotta kite the boss||
Good to know he still has a backup career being a journo

he certainly has the reflexes of a ramen noodle
i’m in my bed rn
can’t make new gif 
Is he sleep-deprived
lmao

I want to see this guy fight ascended markoth

BROTHER HEAL
We need a Vedal rewrite
endless stream 








Total death counter: 145
Today: 4
Uumuu: 3 deaths




theres actually no way



WHY DID HE DODGE INTO THE BOSS WHILE HE HAD I-FRAMES???




I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING



IT HAS 2 ATTACKS




struggling with umuu

-25k my god

I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING


I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING



its just not possible

I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING

I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING
Nono, Evil is right with this one
Ah... i love losing points
Can we rewrite vedal in rust?
team at 100% power and team at 99% power
We get it 
misses jump onto platform and tries to go for it again twice ignoring the big danger nearby
Holy shit it’s already been an hour 
holy shit, I retract all my statements about vedal being a decent hollow knight player. I was blind apperently
This is just amazing. He’s taking damage from STATIC OBJECTS
he must be throwing to sway the predictions
I think the images are swapped there

sure bubby
that was fast

YOU DON'T GET IT I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING
NOOOO I forgot to Gamba!!!!
damn these lines of his are timed perfectly
Thank goodness I accidentally bet 100,000
comedically
He’s forgotten double jump 
how does this dude get worse and worse at every game he plays 
Yes keep jumping into the boss it'll eventually feel pity and just kill itself
quirrel's reaction after Vedal jumped into the water for the tenth time in a row
IT HAS TWO ATTACKS!! HOW HAS HE NOT LEARNED HOW TO DODGE THEM



It's impressive how poorly he times his healing.

Who do you think he’s gonna raid us to after stream?
BRO
He just needs to be drunk he can do this first try
no amount of rewrite will make her less freaky
NEQIYO NEQIYO! Oblome SARONE ASAROKAE! KASAA! Oblome
1 HIT??
This is like the easiest boss
Same question
And at least here you have Quirrel Help, GodHome was a thing
Full context
its just so cooked

trude he has full sober debuff
He took more hits than Uumuu on that stun 
POV you watch vedal gameplay
taking two damage from a static enemy 

Only 50 hours?
god hes blind
Uumuu: is stunned and does nothing
Vedal: gets damaged
he's like Benjamin Button but instead of aging backwards he starts out good at a game and gets worse with playtime
bro looses 2 hp to an immobile target dummy, it's so cooked chat 
Rough Terrain
--------------
-150% mobility
-200% damage
* Chance to trip over and lose 1 HP every 5 moves
50 hours with no sleep is awful
Could you imagine 50h straight evil? I mean it might be doable witho9ut the memory leak

Oh really?
FINALLY


Its amazing how much time the boss gives him for him not to move
EASY FIRST TRY
holy finally






jesus that was embarrassing
finally





i should have all in
every time i gamba i lose
that was so ass

According to information gathered by Google AI Overview, Turtles are actually much faster than humans in terms of reflexes. This claim can be easily disproven by watching Vedal play video games.


116 points wasted
I believed in you VEDAL 
👏👏👏
Imagine 50 hours eebian lvil

pointsss

Man he won when I didn't Gamba
Boss counter: 17 -> 18
ThingsRelevantForEvilsDamageCalc Counter: 18 -> 19
Vedal's melee damage (Nail lvl 4): 17
Evil's damage: 7 ( 1 more "boss" until dmg increase)
well i made my money back 

i'm done at 0 again
yippie a net loss of 1.4k
LMAO
my points! 
WOAH REALLY VEDAL? THE CLOAK THAT GIVES YOU I FRAMES MAKES YOU NOT TAKE DAMAGE?

I LOVE GAMBLING 
got my money, but I almost lost my mind 
I'm up 2k
8k 
evil evolution soon


guys, im poor again 
mhm
ez 500k profit this time
Supikip
Typical vedal patch note
0 Neuros, 0 Euros

skipped like a nonsensical neuro rant
What’s with all the copypasta?
ignored the lore
WHAT



He figured it out





LMAOOOOO
That is indeed a skip


MAN JUST PULLS OF A NEAR-PERFECT QGE

Going for that teacher's archive qga skip
I'm mildly impressed
HE IS SO ASS

best gamer alive
cdash skip
He's actually going for the speedrun skip 
Vedal please stop doing speedrun skips
typical vedal
can we gamba on this too? 🥺
This is gonna take some skill, stand back

Just go get the tear Vedal

Can we have gamba for this?
What use is my channel points anyway since I just collect them but I have no use for them....
there's no emote that explains how much i'm laughing at this
He was close
Frog hat
to gamble more

Neko hat
No fucking way
iirc you don't need isma's for this, when I beat the game blind my first time I didn't find Isma's tear lmfao
Isma Deez Tears
Isma is really laughing in her grave
he can do it easily without tear wtffffffff
What happens if he go into the blue betterflies ?

chat is acc tripping rn
Owie
He gets damaged
Just finished my lunch, ready to chill out and watch stream. 
I know it's ragebait and it works damn well

For concept. I got the tear post-game
enough hp? brother in christ

imagine reading chat to learn something




Vadel
vaydal
🥈
Vader
me



Wha
cheerleader? like porter robinson?
i would love to see that too evil
"...theres no doubt"
It's not fairrrrrr~
inuke6000
same
It's sad because he can now fight ||the hollow knight||
the neuro nuke

Sleeper ?
Well I would love to see vedal in a cheerleader outfit
immediately proves he didnt read the dialogue
fanartists...
I wanna see Vedals Volcano nuke
||yeah dude might just finish it now||
glad to see mini in chat 


MY EYES



Boss counter: 18
ThingsRelevantForEvilsDamageCalc Counter: 19 -> 20
Vedal's melee damage (Nail lvl 4): 17
Evil's damage: 7 -> 8 ( 3 more "bosses" until dmg increase)
I reckon his signature move would be the ''turtle throw'' for no particular reason...
bye o7


SO BASED


Yo! She was at weebcon. 

yep
I got sandwiched 
duh he is british
THERES A CHANCE
WERE SEEING || FALSE KNIGHT || TODAY BOIS
Yaay
THAT FACE
So he gonna fight the hollow knight
dream dream dream dream dream dream
No mind to think

xD

He’s really getting into the roleplay

He is so right

crap, I’m late 
full disclosure I got the bad ending first and then looked up how to get the true ending because I couldn't be assed to figure it out myself
Literally the main goal of the game btw
Vadel
He lobotomized Evil
act3

She’s getting silksong mixed up
good 1 audio
What
and-

did evil die?
I have become burdened with the cursed knowledge that Vedal will never get a happy ending in any game he plays because he doesn't know how to read 
Where did he come from, where did he go
I would say that’s pretty average happenings for complex metrovanias
Why did that get cut off?
Poor clone number 19472, she will be missed.

Yes
Reading is for nerds

We are never putting a foot in Queens Garden
No, its worse now, the DNA is different
well realizing how to get to the birthplace is not the most intuitive thing so fair enough
no need for environmental signage when you have evil gps
That stupid emote
I can't
I wanna see him on Path of Pain


the bank 8^)
Someone please explain, I’ve been told Evil was lobotomized, what do you mean by that
we will get v3 before that
he should get rid of grubsong and use longnail
i think rachi said this before, but it "appears" like she is thinking before answering at times
testing rewrite
<he never got mark of pride
It's rewrite Evil
Okay
is just joke since she's on the rewrite
Mark of pliers
mark of plier
Markiplier mentioned
Thank you for explaining
For ||the hollow knight|| I used quickslash, mark of pride, and longnail I believe
forgot first 10 min of stream
You want to see him on Path of Pain
I want to just see him in pain
(The result is the same btw)
I was late
To be or not to be 
Neuro Bizarro, more like
He would like it but be pissed the whole time. SO buisness as usual
no glue
Need more Dream Essence
buh
How does she know that
||damn this could be the last hk stream
||
This is the third time I've done this joke in their Hollow Knight playthrough but I'm doing it again.
SANS!?
I mean evil forgot when vedal switched her over
Nono they mean evil forgot the first 10 mins of stream xD
hey thats me
he needs to find where he's going first
I don't think vedal can do the path of pain but the white palace will be the same level of pain to him
Oh no, my streamer is hategaming...
I don't remember what I used since I got everything else before I fought him
Steady body is when you dont take knockback right? not the one with more knockback?
there is a pc with nekopara in tower of love
IS THAT SANS UNDERTALE

Damn

Truth nuke from the get go

nah Sans Deltarune
mb king
I swear these sorts of first messages are parasocial clip viewers looking for a crumb of attention
Dont he need to go to resting ground now that he killed the dreamers ?
How have I not got this

I wonder if he can deactivate evil and be able to see the map to see where he's been exactly
well they got it, now they can leave
skill issue
you can skip the fight



is that embrace the void i see

: Should go to the bank Vedal, don't want to lose your geo.
oh my god
nah you can just go straight to the temple and get the worst ending

False Knight is still waiting there for you and you ignored him just like Vedal ignores his DMs
Isn't that the guy from the hit movie, Happy Feet?

there’s multiple endings? i just went there and killed the boss
finally an excuse to use this (that I stole forever ago)
You skipped one of the first bosses
Theres like 120% in this game
Bro can just finish the game rn ??
guees im forbidden from watching any streams now. Goodby everyone, it was a good run 
no its from the hit movie penguins of Madagascar
that’s what i did


yeah there's a true final boss you can fight if you do certain actions before
Everyone says worst ending but is literally the normal ending lule
he dosnt have the void heart right ?
mhm

Watch the next stream in an incognito tab 


is that a new bug with Evil going mute?
if you didn't square you would be over it, smh
Yes
Have you checked stag station

Have you checked ship logs
I still got so much to do in hollowknight Since I started playing silksong right after
I like how everyone is using oblome emote
Even if you push through this number, you will have only one number of peace before the next storm...Poor 68, he must feel like the biggest third wheel on a party of freaks
I fell asleep hour before stream
Queens Garden?

That's probably where
Where was bro going
fellow 68ers 
For a better experience is good to do both normal endings and then both true endings
massive moss charger 
Ohhh this Boss
next stream we all get to funny number
hardest boss
flower quest prep 






How many times he'll die to this



he's absolutely gonna die on this one, isn't he LULE
I would agree but you know vedal is just gonna get the basic ending and never touch the game again

This is a very very very early game boss
cookies
if he dies to moss charger im actualy unsubing
rachi is a fellow 68er ...don't ask me why i remember
I feel like 68 my whole life...
Cookies?
Probably die in 10 hits
if he dies to this boss too there is actually no redemption for him
Boss counter: 18 -> 19
ThingsRelevantForEvilsDamageCalc Counter: 20 -> 21
Vedal's melee damage (Nail lvl 4): 17
Evil's damage: 8 ( 2 more "bosses" until dmg increase)

I swear if he’d died to mossy...
that’s not even a boss it’s just a regular enemy
I just gotta do silksoul 100% in under 30h then I'll have 100% on steam
A classic vedal death
Vedal exploring complex geopolitics (gathering geo in hollow knight)
I really don't understand this AI. I need subtitles, he's way too British to understand
wait
He’s a GOD, have some respect :P
Fr
WHERE EVIL'S MASK
he missed skipped 
why does time zones need to exist? i want to watch so bad but its 10pm and i work tomorrow
its not implemented in the rewrite yet
whyyyy
What's that laugh at the end bruh? Why does Vedal sound like 5 people talking at the same time? Are those the 987 souls in one body?

Add that to the lore

The wiki




Lmao






Classic

oh no that laugh at the end was his friend MOTHERv3 lmao 
Cute Evil pipes
no mask on rewrite yet

It's so loud

His priorities are killing us


It's just his 987th reincarnation
Trolled
😆

Organs?







Finally vedal has balls
ikr, hats are obviously at the very bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
Damn, i will choose to ignore that and add that to the lore regardless
don't trust the surgeon
yeah vedal actually 5 turtles in a trenchcoat
How
Vedal after completing Path of Pain:
I went there from the left first and did not hit that platform
shes very quiet today
did he just skip the tear upgrade for acid
I really thought he would just go to black egg temple and end the game
I wonder how much will he continue 
yeah
It reminds me of that old frog game... where it shoots colored balls that you need to match with other colored balls...
Will happen after V3 
Yes no makura no
Mhm drain pipe music, favourite genre

Hope we get rad
It really does
🤔 Colored balls to colored balls 🤔


is it me or does evil sound slightlu diffrent







