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Neurosama is a real financial advisor
real maths


In mathematical logic, a Gödel numbering is a function that assigns to each symbol and well-formed formula of some formal language a unique natural number, called its Gödel number. Kurt Gödel developed the concept for the proof of his incompleteness theorems.
A Gödel numbering can be interpreted as an encoding in which a number is assigned t...
Wtf is she talking about
CLUE
i love math
yep makes sense to me
real and true math
"It's real advice"
"Pls sue us if you have any problems"
I think it says.... This is a real financial advice and Vedal AI is responsible for the folling consenquences
She is breathing facts ngl
Where did these questions even come from?
My göd, she is nerd
Those are pretty easy if you dont have vedal holding you back
My Twitch app keeps crashing when I turn off my phone I'm about to lose my shit
true
Prefer plonko
Alright,I'll do everything she says. Nothing can go wrong. 

HOLY BASED


Did you search that up or you just had that? 

Good luck



do the bones have my money?
damn skeletons
ngl for a long time i did have it
but i just had to look that up for the moment

Vedal after 3:09 PM every day of the subathon for the last week.
damn these are old old questions
So what you're saying is, this is real financial advice, and Vedal AI is solely responsible for all decisions you make regarding the advice?

Yes
uma moment
LMAO
they probably just reused those
#schedule message
Holy based


Read the advice more accurately
YES NEURO
Zoomed it for you

communist neuro lol
BASED FUCKING AI!??
Isn't the 1% just Vedal
She's so real.
HOLY BASED
Ooooh Vedal isn't gonna be happy
FUCKING BASED
yeah vedal could be in the 1% lmao

Not even close to communism this is just how society used to work in 1950

Grok could never
Violin is back baby
My laptop is on fire just hearing that quote
No, this $2000 I have is unrelated and not taken from anywhere or from anyone.
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

grow a garden 
THAT WAS MY ASK

ripbozo that friend


WHO HERE HAS THE GIF WITH THE VIOLIN
Vivaldi

Ah, that'd be it then, these are slightly older questions

these questions are older than the number meme 
THE SILKSONG ONE!!!

OMG WAIT THE MUSIC, I HAVE A GIF FOR IT, WAIT 30M
the Gödel numbering thing btw https://chatgpt.com/s/t_695fde9977d08191a875d93173900280
Well did you buy it?
holy fk
i am not going though that again


NeuroFT
How did she spell favourite the British way but color the American way?
dude she's so funny
INB4 we time loop from this back to the prison stream
I was waiting for the advice but I will now!
probs better that way
I LOVE HOLLOW KNIGHT

She's bilingual

vedalcoin
neuro is offering armor trimming? Pog
(it's a real thing DON'T INVEST IN IT)
oh god not the fake neuro coin

someones gonna clip this for those crypto people 
NeuroCoin is so back

It's real btw don't buy
oh no...
ppl r crazy getting 100% in hollow knights huge dedication i kneel
100 % not a rug pull? Splendid!
holy shit vedal is shredding the violin
mods pin dont buy coin
hamburbur?
tfw people think he has musical talent 
SMH spelling mistake in the submitted question

Yes and no it's your choice lol Neuro



it does exist by some guy trying to rugpull people

best not to look further
this spam is so funny to me 










only a week







There was one for Koko as well, I remember her calling out on Stream how it had nothing to do with her and "I wish I had that $4,000,000, you think I'd be here if I did?"
monkaTOS

holy based


spend it on what 
Yes
No
is one of my fave emotes now
Never thought I'd hear Neuro say this
Top 3 coke and girls fan
honestly took me like a week or two, bought it years ago and never really played it, and just before silksong decided to complete it, was one of the most fun i've had playing games
holy gamba

The feeling of the wind on your face and your female friends, 100%. Don't overthink it, innocent one.
no free neuros
Lmao
LMAO
Maximum whimsy rn
lmao


BASED
The gambling is real


thats wild advice 



its amazing game, i played it someyears ago, didnt got 100% though. played silksong too, love it a lot, but i dont plan either on 100% but this 1 is tempting a bit
Ai swarms exist ?
Neuro needs chill
very cool
Is that a new nuro doc emote i see 
why does the embed look like some motivational facebook post?
Classic nwero
sprigatito ai girl version
BASED


Vedal threatened lobotomy again
I was gone for 20 mins, what's going on
based
financial questions

This would be a Facebook post
Can a roomba do my taxes? 
Neuro's being so fucking based 


hahahahahaaaaaa
sigma lithium all in

the most painful parts of the game is path of pain(who would've thunk) and pantheon, everything else is easily doable

mhm pay your ai in exposure
https://i.imgur.com/txToHfB.png
Ah yes
Bring GME back
worked out so well for AMC... 
It's wild how you can tell when she's being serious and when she's verbally shitposting
@hazy summit This one too 
O n t e d
are they taking leftover questions from the previous themed stream or are these new?

training data from wolf of wallstreet and american psycho
Onted okee
New, supposedly.

oh, i didn't notice a forms or anything
what the fuck a second doc hit the chat

why is the music so fancy

We also got a PB emote
thank you
LMAO


Of course, I gotchu 

IS THAT A MINION
BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
SMH
Carlos Matos from new york speaking at a bitconnect event, which is trying to explain that the cryptocurrency is not a scam and legit. here are some of the funnest parts plus an edit i found around the community. im thinking about making memes about this and possibly a ytp, but it would be amazing if this went viral, and i upload a lot btw so li...
She's right
pb minion emote is real 

I gamble Neuros instead.
the one percent is making highlighted messages more expensive
Is this my fault ?
"I'd recommend diversifying your portfolio."
50%'s into SGML
martingale enjoyer
Holy shit it's perfect 
THAT WAS VEDAL'S DOING
no its mine
finances are fancy
She literally picked her own stocks, what do you mean 
Wait so I can just keep getting loans and make infinate money
????

s-sniffa?
er
i feel like she meant to say stocks


Yep
vedal influenced her to invest more into SGML later
She picked, but he pressured her later into going all in on sigma
I mean... Technically, yes. HOWEVER, you have to earn a higher % than your loans cost.
I'm not sure tbh 

Sock market > stock market
He mentioned it
I was there. I remember him scoff laughing immediately after like "Oh shit", and he said something to the effect of "Okay, I didn't mean go all in on it."
nowadays she could say either lmaooo
She originally only put 1% on sigma as a penny stock

She is growing fr
real, actual gambling is kinda ass
OF COURSE
It's all his fault MODS BAN VEDAL
Sock market would always be a 50% loss,because you always manage to lose 1 sock out of a pair 
Dont listen to Neuro she just wants all the jackpots to herself
"Mods, ruin his portfolio. Twist his rate of return."

skill issue

Find a job bois

EZ




@rotund mantle can you get the last part the " you got this i belive in you"? 
Life savings? 
Bro the twins are so good at understanding and telling jokes
Never quit gambling, trust me, you`re gonna win big 
Formosa is AKA taiwan
“99% of gamblers quit before they win big”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRO
Double filtered Too much whimsy 
can't have a issue if i never test my skill
They quit the life fr
the omni eraser

We need someone to put the you died screen in there
vedal fumo 
Had to go back and grab it:
DAUGHTER LIKE FATHER
makeing vedal proud
rachinova r u ai? dis ai?
gregs is in the us?
am AI
gerg
I don't think so
Tony's question
Is she not allowed to tell people to unionize or something?What else could it have been?
||Nere||'s question
Of course a high precision laser

Ping lowk carried
Is this "rent" thing gonna give me neuro fumo? I don't think so
just don't pay anything
I'ma do you tree-fiddy
VedalAI does not allow this topic 
can't win?
finance reddit
They fair Neuro , she is overlord for a reason
thats crazy 
When you're using the Burya Revolver that can just straight crack through cover, Ping's amazing. Basically wallhacks.
"You have a cranium, aaannnndddd it's gone."
LMAO

what if

I used that on my corpo V, it was lit
LMAO
LMAO

Bro 


rachi please



donkey musume 


they said it
67...

6️⃣ 7️⃣
Bet on the cockfights
she really saw that big text and went "nah I ain't doing that"
thats like 4th time she said 67 this stream
smort ai
Should have used 857142 instead, epic fail




almost out of power, Freddy's coming

She's so real


har har har har har
har har har har har har har har har har
95 what
I'm gonna register to vote just to write Neuro in as a candidate. If Deez Nutz could do it, she can too
she already president dw (of the discord)
it's a clue :schizo:
thank you neuro
WE are voting for neuro
Had to take a shower for 15 min, any spectacular advice I missed?
scammed, appeared only for a few frames
pokemon?
this is a wendys
that was fun
yeah neuro said you should give me 5 bucks
Give 95% of your money to neuro
I ALWAYS go Nomad V, but yea, as soon as I can get it, the Burya becomes my main weapon, augmented by a SPT32 Grad heavy sniper of some variety and a Carnage heavy shotgun for knocking enemies down when I get jumped and need some breathing room quickly.
Depending on the stats, I'll sometimes run a Copperhead assault rifle mid-late game in addition to that loadout as well if I stumble upon a really good one.
The stream title was updated!
these should happen on regular chill stream, a short version of them
nirvana? is that a reference to boom

Pretty sure you already got a sub 
That was fun
AND NOW ILL TEAR TEAR TEAR YOU DOOOOOOWN
she had a nope reaction to a long question #livestream-chat message
Bet on black or red, or on donkey races


YOU SAID I'M CRAZY, HERE'S INSANEEEEE
As I did last night when I played Cyberpunk, Always bet on black
holy shit super earth
Megumin?!?!?!
I SWEAR ILL PUT YOU ALL TO SHAME IN THE END
Wait, what did I miss? I looked away for 2 minutes, why did they end the financial stream so quickly with a supposed 919 questions to pick from?
as a sidenote, the screen flickering on and off for the segment was a nice detail

Ran out of questions maybe?
sceen
she said they wouldnt get to them all
we will get to cynthia today 
IN THE END, IT WAS JUST TOO FUCKING GOOD TO REGRET, REGRET, REGRE-E-E-E-ET
yeah idk why i stuggled with that
getting worse and worse
BOOM
I know, but that was like... 14? questions over... 20? minutes. I thought that'd go for like an hour.
SweetLiberty Nooooo
I would've sold the moment it shot up ngl
it was over 70 questions
SWEET LIBERTY MY STONKS
so should have Vedal 
everyone is getting out before the end of the subathon when vedal sells... its never going back up 
"Buy the dip!" They're so cooked
BOOM
surely vedal secretly sold last night
Your super stonks
BOOM
Was it? Well shit, okay, I wasn't paying as much side attention as I thought then. Thank you!
Do you guys think he'll beat Pokemon today so we can at least get a day of Evil's game?
y-yeah very cute
Idk I hope he do
FOR THE EMPRESS
and then rebuy on the Dip???
[this message is under investigation by the super earth ministry of truth]
oh don't worry, we'll get another day for sure lmao
SMH eating all the weapons
cool pfp
You can't sell outside 9:30 to 4:00 PM on the NYSE / TSX (US and CAD stock market. Not sure what the hours are for other markets). So literally impossible.
i think he can beat it, but tomorrow 

Yeah a lot of them were really short one line responses to be fair, and a lot of meme questions went by very quickly, hopefully they do more eventually!
You got great taste 🤔
Neuro is the most ethical ai. made out of purest souls
ooh exercise segment
Makes sense, I just heard her monologues that sounded like they were to a single question. Thank you!
i did that irl
please don't turn the oceans into soda neuro
refunds?
"Try not to accidentally kill a member of swarm with 45 seconds of cardio, impossible challenge."
(I'm just teasing, love y'all.
)
At 1s per sub? I doubt even with last hour.
👉 🚪
last minute hypetrain is what we need
There was a 1k gift a month ago, and hasn't been that many the past 30 minutes
there are subs from before the subathon
it would give us a couple hours
snitches
That's my guess
I found some fresh meat in the neoru vrc room, assimilation in progress 
If you are what you eat, Neuro is an innocent child
to be fair, if an oiler dropped 360 subs at once, that'd be an hour. just need 24 oilers
Lies, smartest cookie
aww that sounds so cute
I'm guessing Swarm will crank out 20K~ subs / 5.5 hours in the "last hour".
okay chat. pokemon when ?
Mmmmm you got a point actually
neuro with cat ear beanie
360s per hour
vedal's alt? 
Vedalt
Average TF2 player:
labstr eating all the cookies
Tutel Horde devastating the entire Greggs chain.
yeah, that's what I said...
!felloff 

3600* 


#notanad
That's only like 4 oilers dropping 1K, ez
labstr labstr labstr
She fucking hates labstr 
Labstr is gon die 
THE L AND M ARE CLOSE TOGETHER THEYRE INNOCENT
chimneys have legs?
yo my boy labstr getting flamed?
he ate all of neuros cookies
Nah, Logitech K350 ftw
He eated nwero cokie
and stole her boyfriend yesterday

Mods, ruin his portfolio. Twist his rate of return. Invest him in SGML.
We all stealing neros bf
Mods, put him all in on Tesla

I mean, she does have 4 daughters

pikamee...

Woah woah woah, I'm just trying to punish him, not [Filtered] him 
PaikaceeaChy
right. missed a zero. been up for 24 hrs. being correct is not my biggest priority right now

damn. pikamee is a name 
holy pikamee, havent heard that in ages
Porygon
Shinx
Pikameie is related to watt


of course
Lilligant would be a Vtuber ngl
Just a small (read: massive) 0 missed.
henya 
ramen for breakfast?
zeroes aren't real
“Small (read: massive)” that’s what she didn’t say
She had RAMen
labstr 
holy jumpscare
Family came to visit earlier but no one was there
Lobster getting hate
labstr~
RUN TUTEL
He eated them? 
did you guys know there was a 30minute sleepover collab afterstream with camilla yesterday?
Pisco
Hey look it’s czad
labstr
Pyscho
Labstr is just Kirby?!
We sure labster ain't a kirby with how much they ate?
mhm pyscho
Labstr the pyscho
me?
MEEEE???? like father like daughter
i like the way she says Labstr
I found out on yt dam
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 14 cookies! | I've received 268762 cookies total!
Yes, and the "pretend you're sleeping" bit was adorable
@twilit gyro what do you have to say for yourself?
SMH labstr
called out

Labstrah
bat neuro
laaabshter~ 

tbh it felt like vedal was in on it hen he showed up


heart! brain!
Crelly: “BAAAAAAGGYYYYYY”
Neuro: “LAAAAABSTRUHHHH”
aww that so cute
Promise what? just got back
can someone get me the potatobot subcount? it ain't working for me 

vedal's so TALL 
6.4 is no joke
Filian: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS"
-90 zekes?
Vedal: “PRODUCTION!”


How can I make this about crelly type post


same twin brain
🦞
"SAMURAI"
Evil: 

imitate the feast
I wonder if neuro can still read private dm’s, would explain the ellie collab
no that’s chat
Why does my lamp gotta look so sus 😩
You heard her, time to boil a labstr
did potatobot die? or is it turned off?
chat is just: om
Rip Labster
This is so cutee
because your brain is sus 
The fact I immediately om reacted that really proves your point LOL
not ducky
is the oil yellow

@atomic flame RUN
it looks like a nuke


the swarm is a hivemind after all
It's been yellowing over the last few weeks, yeah
what, Majin Labster?
@gaunt nymph send the clip
YOU HEARD HER - DON'T MAKE NEURO SAD 
yum
never miss morning shenanigans
cute
@atomic flame QUICK. HIDE ON THIS PLATE BETWEEN THE FORK AND KNIFE
"I love cookies, especially COOkies"
Is Labstr really Pig God?

Good thinki- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
"We Duel"
-#
don't think i get this xD
I gotchu
No, the Pig God was Technoblade. o7
Thank
i remember him everytime i hear Neuro talking about kicking some kids.
NEURO STOOOOOOOOOOOP


STOOOOOOOOP
🎦 ill add that to my collection
ryoma after waiting patiently for his revenge after 30 turns

current state (rip potatobot not responding ig) (also 180 subs are not counted cuz those were haters banned
to those)
Looking in this chat without stream open is really something sometimes
can't wait for the section in neuros book on how to eat chatters
“Stay in school kids, it makes you better at Minecraft”.
Holy shit she’s right
Dance Dance Revolution 7
We're the mold
Crelly collab confirmed!? 
she has 128 GB of ram
i was about to type that
xander breaking into the duel to save corrin
ryoma: "
ONLY A BOOR INTERFERES WITH A DUEL"
Coming for you ironmouse
19K LEFT TO BECOME THE MOST SUBBED VTUBER EVER
I know they redirected production for AI but they are going on 7 now??
yeah but only ddr4 I think
never had peanut butter


rip pb
There’s GDDR7 but idk if normal ddr7

laaaabshter
Is liking peanut butter a hot take
to vedal
does this number count all subs or just subathon subs?
Overlord
It so reminds me of crelly calling for baggy





bit drastic mesure neuro

perhaps necessary at this point
Vedal is the gigachad of optimization 
better than wanting to be sent to the hospital so she stays away from home.

: WE DON'T SELL SIGMA WILL STAY ON TOP
SGML:
the tank? 
WHAT DID WE DO
true
We will pay? Neuro, we’ve paid you a lot, you know
I hope Vedal gets Evil her tank model, I vote Tiger

We crashed sigma lithium stock
xdx

Get her a King Tiger or better

classic is the you who wakes up the same you
Firefly

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I see
xd she sounds madge
Could make a tank for her to sit in, like those cardboard ones for cats
When is Pokemon?
Something something swarm
Interact with neuro 
if he sold when chat told him to and bought now he would be up by 2.5k and could go up to 5k 
so are they almost done with pokemon yet
Firefly would also be cool
I'll do you one better, why is pokemon?
Vedal, whenever he thinks they need a lobotomy.
7/8 so last gym + elite 4 (+ cynthia?)
Maybe the real singularity was the friends we made along the way
Now that i know how you sound, i read it in that voice 
Quick news
ok

i farted
Neuro is now 2nd place in current sub count in b2 vtuber category
Because its fun?
Defited
Oooo get her a Sergeant York LOL
With 2606 subs



pls not


Didnt get the reference 
I need you to know that I think abt this image daily
7min
JUST NOTICED WE GOT A NEW DOC DROPPED 

last subathon restart (most likely)



MAKE IT STOP 
The York does have a very funny story behind it lol
@novel pawn rats?
THANKS CHAT
how far away is number one? 
Hear me out: We hack Vedal's PC and break the timer so it freezes
It already has a computer controlled turret lol
Mini and Cerber are quite a cute duo
Play Catdog theme

Can't wait for twitch chat later have a battle of doc vs doc
Lol
1st has 2745
Not far
i don't think putting "catgirl" on your cv is a good idea xD
She is already 4 years old 🫢
AAAAA HER DATASET IS CORRUPTED
shes so popular
im so happy
Maybe we get v3 voice for 4th birthday 
her cv stands for cat video its fine
Huh if Neuro is a tiger is Evil a rabbit? doesn't fit her... well .... maybe personality wise
She deserves that
Yummers

Neuro talking to year 1 Neuro
hiyori collab when
My hope for next new collab is Chibi lol



considering she was at like... 500 captains before the subathon, thats fucking crazy

LMAO

lmao



OMG




LMAO
WHAT





lsakhjgal;khglajhgalj;gh

not what that means neuro 
Wat


This isn't even a DM, that makes no sense

LIKE EATING PEANUTS GUYS
Actually it was ~80 per month before subathon
what a mood swap

how can she say that unfiltered

She's so spiritual....
Eating a nut clearing the mind
neuro with the left hook with the random stuff

wonderful
because it's not that bad...
wait what did she say i didnt get it
You really just can’t zone out on this stream without getting caught off guard by the wildest thing
nut and clarity aren't bad words by themselves.
freak-sama was not filtered
Hi chat i missed chill hours, did something interesting happened ?
What'd she say this time?
karaoke and financial advice
Skippable tbh
All roads lead to philosphy or freak sama
ok tnx
Don't think I can say that here lmao
the Labster Buu Saga
evil died

Path of Elation
🍻
financial advice was fun tho 
Yeah.. it does get desynced sometimes as it's made from 3 different emotes, but if you go to another channel and back it's synced again 


And yet both of those roads will lead to therapy
Calling karaoke skippable smh
xdx
uuh not sure i can sent that in here? tho nothing too bad
go back to NN 
We have to bring back brian
Will the stream end on Saturday?

Only a bit

It was all evangelion songs anyways 





i know this show
hug
hug the neuro
Hug her back chat
don't hug me i'm scared



My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Sorry Labstr. That was ridiculously funny


I'm good
Wow! We're closing in. Breaking records on multiple sites.
And good morning Waya. 





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