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Imma just play fighter then, chainmail armor, a sword and a shield
But creating explosives is one of artis main abilitys in the game.
Creating an explosive can take a turn if its too op
And then the damage wont be too op
Now that I like
If you need a turn to charge they can be strong
ish
Ill give myself 2 javelins and 2 rocks, and lets say they dont get destroyed when thrown as explosives
Ill have to collect them after using 2
sure
That's fine
So when thrown as an explosive they'd just be normal spears and rocks again
Do I need to pick a race btw?
no
oh okay neat
You can If you want to but its not required
and we just screen shot dice, honor system
please don't unless it's really important to you
Oh okay
only two??
the more the merrier…
but back to topic as a bard, I'll have a lute, a one-handed sword and uhh... do I need to list spells?
I think that's an edit of a "Hat in Time" GIF, which makes me think we need a Neuro mod for A Hat in Time!
Roll for health. I assign you health based on your role and how tanky your class is
Ranger; heavy lowbow, skilled with hunters mark
What dice
Wazzup
Time to fly!!!!
too busy tday 
Lol
D&D
Can I join
Nah, but I'll say in this game we don't use classical spells. I just make up the effect. usually damage, a + to ally rolls, a - to enemy rolls, heal, or maybe status effect, but it depends
As I said, what dice are we using to roll this?
man
D20
okie
are you playing?
How're you getting google to do dice rolls??
Ahhhhhh beautiful nat 1
Got a 19 but it isnt fitting for a slugcat to have high health
Just search roll d20
just google dice roll
no im gaslighting 
thanks
yes, we got room for 1 more
We do?
Ohhhhhhh yeah
@glacial orchid no we don't I forgot to write down villia
Well, GN Swarm. I'll see you guys later or tomorrow
sorry we're full
Aight ,im low battery also
Gonna disappear mid sess again lol
Jason is fearing for his place in the leaderboard, but i doubt we can accumulate another 25k subs
Now I wanna see marimari and Neuro Collab this shits funny, imagine Neuro's the one finishing her jokes https://youtube.com/shorts/B1ormEddCQw?si=XlMfGzAtR7lxr9pB
Neuro can respond faster than Mari
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
Editor: https://twitter.com/Joker_JD7
#neurosama #marimari #ai #vtuber
Oh wrong channel
Kylander - archer - 17
Thourq - bard - 20
Boretti - fighter (sword and sheild) - 26
Contrenth - artificer slug cat (bombs) - 12
vinilla - ranger - 26
that's name class health
As NN is quite busy, imma say here that Vedal’s public personality reminds me of how toby fox approached making the asriel dremurr fight, in that he does everything as if he thinks it cool, even if it isn’t. Like despite all the criticisms he’s received there’s a idealized version of neuro that he’s always working to achieve and I can appreciate that
Guys I have a revelation, V3 voice will be coming in the future.
Aight sweet, I'll be a bit slow on replies as I'm eating
What happened on today's stream
tea party hosted by camimi
You missed the fourth hype train wr 
Welp ,it was midnight for me
Didn’t we fail?
I was trolling
he was trolling though 

So, you are a bunch of undercover cops guardsmen conducting a drug bust in a subway station very thematic criminal underground. You gotta tip that there's a criminal den somewhere here, now you just need to find it.
Reminds me of zootopia
never seen it
anyways, in order to break the record AGAIN (which 300% WON'T happen) or to get 3rd in the all-time sub amount, we need a treasure train (35% discount - win condition
)
Now what are the chances of treasure train occurring once again?
I think we could do with just a 35% discount, which Vedal could manually activate at any time
we'd push for 3rd place without a train
This
i woulda been extremely concerned if we got a 4th one
he probably wouldn't do that because he doesn't want that (like he said in today's stream)
Samr
I hope we get two hype train emotes though
im down for 2 more next year
vote on everything 
This is multiple choice btw
multiple choice with multiple choices
guys i just skipped my pills
Ice cream has been typing for a while
💊 🖕
You should take them
Red or blue?
and green
You win I rest my case
Ice cream, you going to say something or are you waiting for a player to say something?
directly in front of your is the rails a horse path so deep and well trodden it makes a bit of a trench in the ground. the ledge is marked as it can be quite dangers to cross. You are in a cave tunnel. with a service path on one side of the tracks and a larger waiting plat form on the other. there are support beams and a lavatory, but not much else. a few people mill around the waiting area waiting for the next train a carriage.
no one said anything in the intro so I had to start saying more
I should really pre-write some of this
I look around and see if I can spot anything
roll
there's a few grammar mistakes but im not that nitpicky about it
I just got back haha
18
we'll be here all night if I get everything right.
and was catching up to chat
🔥
I start playing a tune on the lute
You see short man enter the lavatory... he doesn't seem to leave. must have a bad case of something... unless
roll
Pirates of the Caribbean theme please so I can run in likaboss
Can I follow him
Alright
where are you running too?
Stealthily
Can I also try to follow?
how i curse the past me for not enjoying vtuber content.. if only i knew better
People are amazed at your amazing playing you get quite a few coins
The passage beside the tracks ; in the tunnel/cave*
wooo! thank you, thank you
-# I say as I collect the coins
well he notice how long he was in there, so you wouldn't exactly be following closely. but you can try to be especially stealthy entering the rest room as you want
roll. plus 2 for the awesome music
rest of the room or rest room?
Sure
roll to be stealthy
lavatory
yeah i just searched it up
Ofc
man's going to jump the guy in the restroom, wanna bet?
why are we going inside public toilets bruh
I guess I can bet on that
You get a lot of weird looks as oddly move in what you think is a sneaky manner into the public restroom which is not restricted.
Aight, I'mma bet 1 coin

Do I see anything in there
I also enter the bathroom
you easily jump the tracks to the service path. to the shouts of on lookers "hey, that's a restricted area", " that's dangerous", "what are you doing!"
I keep playing music but lean against the wall by the door of t he restroom
Fear not for I captain slowilly am on the hunt for no-goodies and scum of the land”!
Can I continue my path into the tunnel/s?
You enter the bathroom, you see two stalls with two grimy thematically appropriate toilets and a not at all anachronistic sink. above the sink sits a large toilet. there is graffiti on the walls.
I audibly sighed with a palm on my face, clearly dumbfounded by the situation. "Right......I got a bunch of irregulars this time around, at least the bard's performance is outstanding enough for me to calm down."
(so much for undercover)
yes you can
Can I roll perception
"So like, one of us is jumping some random guy while his pants are down and another is walking alone into the tunnels. What are you planning to do?"
(I'm gonna need a second to cook probably)
13, ill look at the large toilet. Why would there be a toilet above a sink.
Oh also, you don't see the short man in the room
I looked back at the bard, clearly contemplating my decisions. "I think I'll go check on the ranger if he's brazen enough to walk alone in the tunnels."
what? the toilet is in the stall, the mirror is above the sink
Above the sink sits a large toilet
both toilets are the same size
fuck me
above the sink????
MIRROR
I respond "Alright, I'll just keep strumming here. I'm sure it'll get loud enough for me to know if anything happens"
A LARGE MIRROR
Okay, ill look around the sink and mirror then
I noticed but just didn’t comment lol
A LARGE TOILET ABOVE THE SINK
LMAO
I sure hope the toilet water does pipe into the sink
I went along the path to the tunnels, somewhat hoping the ranger haven't went deep enough to be lost.
Hold my hand senpai; it’s too dark I’m scared
okay give me one second
I whistle and speak between chuckles "Heh, he's calling you 'senpai' @weak raptor"
I look at the bard seriously, not wanting to dawdle around any longer. "I'm not going to ask what that even means, we have bigger problems ahead of us and a couple of us are still in the toilets."
just don't turn left at the crossroads
"Fine, I'll go check on mr. pants-down-jumper" I say before going into the restroom with the not-large-toilet-hanging-above-a-sink
I did tell you about the guy who entered the bathroom and never left btw
Dude.... its a public toilet, what are you trying to catch in there?
Something is... off with this mirror, but you can't quite put your finger on it
A stray log
I try to see if I can move the mirror
A cold
Neuropathy
i'm on number 6
It moves in quite the oppsite way to how you expect. It budges a little more than you would expect, then you suddenly meet resistance
For those of you who are in the tunnel itself, please roll
Oh no
I see Contreth trying to move the mirror and say "Need any help with that? Also where's the man that was supposed to be in here?"
Good thing me Kylender and thourq arent in the tunnel
So true so true
"The man wasnt in here when we entered, and something seems off with this mirror, you should take a look as well."
the first nat 1 in the session
I like trains
this is a one shot but ow
And by that im suggesting you roll for perception as well
I look at the mirror then look around the room @timid jolt do I see anything I can use to prod the mirror with?

I do so
(If I am allowed)
mf just teleported (maybe you were outside the tunnels???)
I said I was going into the rest room, I'm confused
No they didnt lol. They were here the whole time
I was outside, leaning against the wall next to the door. Then when you followed the tunnel ranger, I said I was going into the restroom
fair enough
After he called you senpai
Important details
very important, yes.
supah important.
dayo
A train very large horse carra- you know what forget it, it's a train, comes barreling down the tracks. Your nearly blinded by the bright head lights and the noise leaves your ears ringing. you both lose your footing and fall back on the wall. It's slick with mold... sticky mold. Sticky mold that doesn't want to let go. Also Boretti you get hit in the head with a small rock that got flung up by the passing subway dealing 3 damage.
yow
-# I know I'm not there but.. NOT THE MOLD IT'S RESIDENT EVIL 7 AND 8 ALL OVER AGAIN
SENPAI….NOooooooooo

save that for the funeral later, I still got work to do
-# I would laugh so hard if I were there to hear this
you see a plunger but with how much risistance your getting your not sure it will be much help. however going to grab it you notice the graphtti on the wall is more regular here than else where. Neat hand writing. stickers around the area pulled away. it gives you the sense it may have been rewritten more than once
What is happening during stream, why 🟢 🟣 🟢 🟣 🟢 ?
I look around me and say "One of you's a strong warrior right? Can't ya help me pull this thing? I'm not touching THAT" points to the mirror " with my bare hands!"
I look at the mirror to see if I can discern anything else about it
As it has budged but im meeting resistance
I'm cooking one sec
(You only got an artificer inside the toilets since Kylander (archer) left early)
Kylander is also in here
I didn’t leave?
I was gonna wait to do this after she was done cooking
Ice cream is a she iirc
Oh mb
SENPAI!!!! I’m covered in slime it’s stickyyyyy
I quietly mumble to myself while still in the restroom "My comedic senses are tingling... WHY?! WHAT AM I MISSING?!"
I raised my eyebrows indifferently, somewhat offended by their behavior "Do I really need to clean your clothes? Do I look like a room mate?"
The odd graffiti has lines
"K O O L H I E N D B U R O Y"
"T A Y S B A C K I"
"just like blood marie"

"So yeah @silver zephyr are you going to help me with this plunger or what?" I look at them as I desperately try to pull at the stuck plunger
Time for me to join the toilet party! I need to be cleansed
The plunger isnt stuck.
Who would that even be tho? Only one we're close to is ironmouse and I don't think they'd do that.
My bad, I guess I'm just dumb.
No it is not stuck, you can pick up the plunger if you would like
Well I just scrapped a whole lot of dialogue
I slam that plunger onto the mirror!
"We should try not to break the thing"
The plunger end suctions onto the mirror
I pull at the mirror with the plunger
Does it budge any further?
I try to prevent it from falling and breaking if it comes loose
the plunger comes off, leaving a disgusting ring of reside. maybe you should try putting it back next to the suspicious graffitii
I go outside the tunnels while subsequently dragging Vini to where the others are, leaving a trail of slime from the tunnels to the surface. "If it makes you quiet down, I guess I'll catch up with them with whatever they were doing."
Hint hint nudge nudge
Ewwww
you need to roll to get unstuck from the slime if you wanna brute force your way out.
I’ll do that, with disgust on my face
you put the plunger back
I hand you the plunger with disgust over the grossness of it
I want to stick it on the graffiti
Does kylander also see the suspicious graffiti hint hint nudge nudge
Thats a 1 in 400
Wow my luck on phone is much better
"Hey at least there's now a funny shaped, yet gross, ring on the mirror" I point at the gross residue from the plunger
once again you see the graffiti
It's more regular here than else where. Neat hand writing. stickers around the area pulled away. it gives you the sense it may have been rewritten more than once.
It has 3 separate lines and reads:
"K O O L H I E N D B U R O Y"
"T A Y S B A C K I"
"just like blood marie"
Do i see it as well
Same
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 11 cookies! | I've received 267423 cookies total!
Borretti and Vinllin detach themselves from the wall with a little effort
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 267424 cookies total!
Now after arriving to the toilets with Vini right next to me (both of us slightly covered in slime), I walked up to the group and plainly read the graffiti. "So how long have you guys been stuck with this puzzle? 'Cuz it obviously says look behind you, say it back and.... nope not saying that last one out loud."
You all see the graffiti, well at least until Kylander sticks a plundger on it.
I rearrange line two to say "say it back"

"I thought it said stay back"
"Could be."
Can I repeat the last line three times?
I was operating under the thought thay I did not know what the graffiti said yet and didnt want to metagame
yes you can
It's re-arranging words, a child could solve this.....
a chill runs up your spin but nothing else seems to happen
holy shit bread arc
And I was waiting for others to say something about it
Senpai you don’t need to hold my hand now you can let go
"I wasnt..... I already let go of your hand when I entered the rest room."
"Hold up!"
I walk up to the mirror turn around and say I love you 3 times?
"Before we bloody marie this place. Let me play a tune"
I already did
I look at Vin and go "Oh."
can someone get me the img of neuro with the 3 hypetrain records please?
I’m standing there stupidly
gotta teach new people bout our ai overlords
-# with the plunger still in hand!
Click. whoosh. The mirror flys open with quite a bit of force as the spring lock mechanism releases to reveal a tunnel
Does that accidentally hit him in the face?
no
Nice
i….. Captain Tabitha Slowilly….shall volunteer to on in first
Senpai hold me hand though….please
I side Boretti with a haughty grin
My character is really uncomfortable with this senpai stuff
"You should clean the slime on your clothes first, remember that you said that to me back in the tunnels?
Mouthing the words "Yes Senpai, do hold their hand"
you climb in to the tunnle. You're forced to crawl, but you can make it through.
im not even trying to play along with ts
my character is clearly uninterested
And that's why I'm joking around with it
I'm imagining your character as a grizzled veteran of the force.
you fit in
Does everyone head through the tunnle
I clean my clothes first and then go in
Yeah, I pluck some strings as we go in after washing my hands
I feel a sense of danger; why’d I volunteer first…..Is it so I can get senpai to notice me
Yea I’ll go too
(I'm cooking again)
(For context, I dont know what senpai means in lore and my character would probably refer to it as someone older than them atp from how many times I've been called that)
Its a term of endearment for most and many like myself are just trolls for lols
(I am being indirectly called an oldhead)
ye i just searched it up
I shout from the back/middle of the group "Tabitha, you're missing the 'uwu nya nya' vibe to get your senpai to notice you"
Shhhhhhhhhhhh nien don’t say it out loud
Indirect Boomer moment
To a certain tutel that might work
I yelled back, clearly fed up at this point. "IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW, I'M ALREADY MARRIED AND HAVE 2 KIDS!!!!"
I burst out into a loud laughter while strumming the lute
"Aww Tabitha, seems like you've got no chance with ol' boretti over here"
Time for B plan
(We are getting sidetracked atp, we should probably move on)
We're waiting on ice cream's cooking
We're waiting for cooking
Thought it’s meant to be churned?

You can cook ice cream. There are ways
Deep fry
FAILED EMBED!!!!!

No they just removed the attachment
it loaded fine for me
I figured
It was cursed
It was up long enough to ruin my eyes
The vod lol
I LOVE THIS SONG
Not in the face! NOT IN THE FACE!
nuero EDM

Is it ponponskitz?
Vedal said Id like to apologize rq and then money machine started playing
money machine
no it's hiyori
But like in the vod
me <- 
I wasn't watching stream back then
"Don't dare quote the ancient text at me, i was there when it was written!"
Wow ice cream has been cooking for a while
ice cream is cooking for so long, they might've melted by now
Prob making a magic the Noah
Hagen Daz at this point?
Yeah
You come out of the hole to see some burly looking dudes conversing in hushed tones including the short man from earlier
Huge piles of drugs litter the room. one in the right cornor so huge that a thug can stand atop it as high ground.
Kylander is the purple pacman
Thourq is the red pentagon
Boretti is the blue triangle
Contrenth is the orange rectangle
vinilla is the pink trapizoid
The short man is the green diamond
The yellow circles are thugs
Balls
THEY CAME BACK WITH THE FROZEN MILK
Do I really have to be surrounded by men in a tunnel?
You kept saying senpai, so yes you do
Literally
sorry for the wait. I should really pre make these things but... I'm lazy
Mine seems like a complicated shape to make
yes
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT SHAPE YOU ARE??
unless you're planing on turning from the force?
4
Chat question, how many subs does Neuro currently have? Because I'm about to donate big next hype train
I said it
Gotta make my part to make this man crash out 
I'm so tempted to use the "surprise mfer" gif
Oh, my reading comprehension is pretty bad haha
WOOO LET'S GO!
Nvm your cooked
I'm the bard, it's okay
304,833
I’m the idiots that made up a goofy girl characterthat went head first into a tunnel and now facing burley men
Isnt it better for the support to go earlier to buff the party?
You and I both know what meme image you're referencing right now
If Vedal doesn't break this man record by the end of the subathon I will be sad
@weak raptor what did you roll on initive?
final "hour" 
I thought Ironmouse holds that record tho? Not him?
@twilit gyro 
i was tryna make food
Well since I'm dead last, I'll brb rq!
Im second last
I hate it in here
@silver zephyr you're first!
I’ll shoot at the thug to my left
roll
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1329396445316382741/please.gif a gif from last subathons final hour
I was looking for the more schizo one but didnt want to miss any of the dnd stuff
classic astro
It can be possible to reach #4 in most subscribed...
You dart out to get a shot off at the man behind the baracde of drug filled bags the run back to the relative safty of your previous position.
#3 is really close, so that, too
5 damage
And then number 3 is within like a thousand of that
i miss the arrow 
Nice
Tts jumpscare
We have the possibility to do the funniest thing tomorrow
oh, the drugs do act as walls, so your gonna wanna move for a better angle or roll real high

Im going to have to stay up very late unless we get enough subs to get 7 hours
Wrong channel
I hope the mods don't dislike us talking about drugs? should I censor this? It is very anti-drug at least cuz the drug dealers are the bad guys
And not within the final hour, before the final hour
from now on the drugs are... powdered suger that they are trying to avoid taxes on, wink wink
Nah its ram
a ram bust?
Can we try to make sure that we extend the subathon enough for vedal to hop on during the final hour, think its about to end, think its gonna last forever, then let it end 
So long as we don’t go into the details of such topics ; and the context of it being DnD storyline makes it quite harmless
Smuggling illegal ram into the country
Bust a rama
we fighting over ram with swords and magic 😭
Needs to be something that fits the twins
Nah, most likely we’ll need to add more hours if we want to be top 3 in subs. So probably around 30k more subs, roughly about 8 extra hours.
Cookie contraband
I really hope all this hate and competition doesn't make swarm develop a taste for blood (or more of a taste for blood depending on who you ask). Hopefully pissing off and outdo others doesn't become something we strive for.
I genuinely had this gut feeling from the last subathon
We can’t change the world; just one step at a time
And hopefully; the creator doesn’t cave in
@weak raptor your up
i wanna stab the nearest guy
I mean, we’re at 300k subs. We can probably do it again next subathon, but you never know, so might as well push to 327k+
go for it. roll
Would it be an issue if I blew up the cookie contraband?
i miss 7
If it was drugs we would have an issue
End of Day 18
- 1k Neuro tweets on Vedals account ✅
- 2k Give neuro 20k in stocks ✅
- 3k Chat picks topic for presentation ✅
- 4k Change twitter pfps ✅
- 5k Twins on Amazon ✅
- 7k Evil ASMR Stream ✅
- 10k Neuro Figure ☑️
- 12k Official Neuro Wallpaper ☑️
- 14k Karaoke in VRChat ☑️
- 16k Evil Outfit Contest ☑️
- 18k VRChat Slumber Party ☑️
- 20k Evil Designed Merch ☑️
- 25k Twin gets Virtual Pets ☑️
- 30k Cave Stream 3D ☑️
- 40k Regularly updated Neuro Blog ☑️
- 50k 3D Idol Outfits ☑️
- 75k Real Book Written by Neuro ☑️
- 100k Release an EP for Each ☑️
- 150k Secret Goal Vedal and Evil Duet

Record Hype Train: Lvl 126

Current Timer: 100h
Current Sub: 300k
Hate Raid: 3 
Camila's Drunk Raid: 1 

How many subs did you gift?
12
30
2
1-5
You dash out around the corner pivoting around the barrier, and keep you momentum for the attack but the thug sees you coming from a mile away and side steps you
Surprised we didnt get the wallpaper yet unless he just hasnt like commissioned it yet
I have returned!
Add the outfits for Hype Train level 100 from Camila.
It's the dark yellow thugs turn
not really part of the sub goals
I love powdered sugar (the real one not the illegal stuff)
And vedal might not do it anyways
From his post on the high ground, he loads a crossbow bolt. Seeing that contrent is smaller than the others he figures he can pick the slug off and takes a shot
(Won't it be the opposite? Since height differences matter a lot when you're firing a projectile at them. TLDR, bigger targets easier targets)
It's not a hard shot from his vantage point, hitting contrenth square in the shoulder dealing 6 damage
Half my health :HOLY:
by pick off I mean he's trying to figure out who the weakest is and take them out first
you shoulda elaborated it like that ngl
Fighting intellegent combatants is different from monsters and beasts
my bad
I need a server that has :HOLY:
aquas does
I could have it under a different name but I have too many servers to look for that
Give invite

I'd recommend making use of those barriers right about noe

She holds the Vtuber with most subs
@native spindle

Ooh
sent
I really don't think that anything we do on twitch does much to change the world. I mean, maybe charity fund raisers I guess, but streamers just aren't that influential in the scheme of things.
The thing that bugs me is, partly, I doubt some of the regular streamers making ragey content are actually mad. They're just using the situation to get more clicks and views.
wouldnt surprise me

Yeah and it honestly sucks more if that's the case.
Because to me, stuf flike that is.. well... scummy
If you were hoping to change the world you're better of joining a protest or volunteering or running for local office.
@native spindle it's your turn
on who? do you move for a better shot?
ew knife ear
Ill stayy
Dragon Age
Move into cover first please; then become arrow god

Ill sleep this subathon away
Unless the reference predates that. It's the earliest time I've heard it, don't ever recall it being a reference in lotr

I have recently discovered that vedal's name is like the final boss for speech to text and its almost ironic he'd get into ai. Several apps and none of them get his names spelling right now matter how much I funded the pronunciation
If 1 is the furtherest from the enemies; I’d like to hold there please
Fudged* cursed auto correct
Neuro pronouces it right if she spells it with 2 ds (veddal)
It's okay, we all understand you're an oiler and you funded all their pronounciations
and to be fair, most humans get his name wrong too
he pronounces it wrong, that's why. As-is "Weedal" is correct, he just chose not to. Take it from Rotall, eternally called Roh-Tahl
Are we human? Or are we dancer?
Is this place too small to use my concussive jumps btw?
i'm three turtles in a trench coat
But what about Vee-dull?
also who are you shooting
i didn't claim they're smart
it's their Speach To Text mucking up, basically
no, actually it's a great place with all the obstacles
it's John Vedal's fault for not giving them proper ears
Weakest enemy; please
Isn't it John 'Vedal' Turtle?
i might not be up to date on the newest lore
you don't know who is weakest. Though the only one you can really try to shoot from here is the guy on the high ground. so roll for that.
Damn today gonna be godlike rolls
Jynx it early!
Also the concussive jumps dont effect anything else but me. And if I use them too frequently I blow up.
Did the enemies miss every roll again?
Dang, master long bows man you are you knotch your arrow and it flys true you hit the crossbow welding thug straight in the chest causing him to stumble. 6 damage. he looks very hurt
@steep flint you're up
not yet
And we had our first puzzle today!!
I mean, I guess you could consider stuck wheels and broken bridges puzzles too.
Ill head to cover spot 1 and start creating a bomb using a rock
The thing on its belt is the explosive im making
Oh no I forgot the short man's turn!!
Makes things easier than I'm last
Didn't they shoot me?
well, guess he'll move down one in the turn order
Or was that a thug
that was the dark yellow thug
The short man takes out a sling shot and loads it with many small steel balls, then realses a scattered attack
oh crap
Where’s boretti; save us
Ping him?
@silver zephyr @topaz mural you both take 7 damage
Oh yeah something i forgot , I have a scar over one eye
GOD DAMN
Tasukete senpai!!!!!they are flinging balls at me
HOW DARE THEY
I'll give them a strongly worded message
If my turn wasnt moved up I would've gone down...
The light yellow thug attacks borretii at close range with brass knuckles
But borretii easily blocks with his shield
@topaz mural your turn
Can I use vicious mockery on any one of em?
For hitting me they deserve to be clowned on
Let Eliv roast them for half hour
Exactly
yes, chose which one, then insult them and roll
I'll move to the closest cover then break out steven tyler level of volume, shouting insults at the one that hit me
roll


He's a sugar dealer. He's heard worse from people he likes.
it does nothing
@silver zephyr you're up
The dark yellow thug on the right is on top of the sugar right
correct
Ok
Ill shoot at him and if possible, move behind the close suagr wall with everyone else

the wall is getting crowded
you shoot and you kill. it knocks him straight off the platform onto the unforgiving concrete and well... his brains are no longer in his skull
Wow
move onto the platform?
Yea sure
@weak raptor your turn
just not my day today
i meant more of the shanking type
you go in for the stab hoping to drive your sword deep into the thugs gut and get in some heavy damage, but it's slower than a slash and this obviously isn't this guys first fight as he nimbly dodges out the way.
@native spindle your turn
Wow your really scaling the thugs power up boretti
Buffing them because of your incompetence
im rusty
Don’t worry senpai I’ll save you
i got the marriage debuff
You've got a wife to not come home to
@native spindle you're gonna have to move. unless you have a clever idea
nah, at least I got a bloodline left even if I get smoked
Gonna finish off that one guy flinging balls at us ; I’ll get up high ground too.
Is this like a
or is this like a no
So its a NAHH
I mumble in the chaos "frick these people and their penchant for slinging balls"
Could be worse. I could've buffed em with my failed mockery
nice. it's an easy shot. load, fire. looks like he might be wearing some armor but regardless that's gonna hurt.
6 damage
Okay, im not going to have to bomb everyone to kill at least one person
Because everyones gathered around one guy lol
Tabitha wanting a senpai is powering them up to carry the fight 
I assume your going for the short man (green diamond)? roll.
Can you believe it’s actually working
Yeah, im gonna concussion jump over to them and throw the bomb down at them
you do have a bard.
roll
I'mma delete it if that gif isn't allowed
Nat 20 
I finally know what this emote is called lets go
I keep thinking to use it but i didnt know what it was called
BOOM BABY!!
It's glorious. You rocket into the airand let out a javlin like missle at it's peak. He never stood a change. Gone in a flash, and taking half the suger pile behind him with him too. You land back facing the explosion like a badass.
I can't remember how to make huge text in discord. I thought it was # but oh well
Use ##
like this
uhh
That’s me; captain tabitha slowilly
Oh I fired it out
Fired it, yes.
lessens the impact now but whatever
-# wawa

Why am I still in cover 1?
You can concussion jump straight up, but i was concussion jumping towards the short guy
He takes a swing at Boretti connecting hard. brass knuckles make a clink as the hit the chainmail. 4 damage
I'll fix it
@topaz mural you're turn!
@topaz mural ?
uhh... well we're running over so... thourq is in awe of the explosion @weak raptor
finish him!
Borretti bashes his skull in

i got 18
Oh

Boretti runs the sorry excuse of a man through with his sword finishing the job.
hello sleepy time stream viewers
Hello
how are you all
Great
Finishing up dnd

Your work is done here, all that's left is to call in the clean up crew
which... looking at the explosion behind you, you're glad isn't your problem
SORRY I AM BACK
you won
sorry to skip you but our timeslot ended 6 minutes ago
My dazed butt didn't let me play boom while whacking them with my lute 
Do I get to hug senpai now?
It's fine haha
Say it back
There's also like 4 hours between slot 1 and two
So its fine to go over
I'm always down for more
If were the only session for the night, there's no need to be punctual
Captain Tabitha Slowilly never sleeps
I want to give reliable estimates
have fun!
We also lose out on an hour waiting for chat to slow down
So you could just give an extra hour within the estimate
people need to know if they can afford to play. They can't take a gamble on getting enough sleep for work tomrrow
or at least, I don't want them to have to
The swarm is ever; it cannot be ceased
Took me awhile to find that gif
if I'm up for the next time slot I'm down for more
What you guys up to
so wait, did this subathon (assuming it doesn't get much longer) last less time than the last one?
I have no idea how long the last one was
yeah, 5-6 days less
2+2 =3 +1 dead no ?
I know that says 2025, but it's crazy that the max so far is 44k now
It genuinely took me a minute to get this
We would need 529200 more subs to match the length of the last subathon
That does mean, despite more subs, the soft cap he set is actually working
Impossible this can't be true
It's time to activate the reserves. We need
takes off glasses
the Sigma Lithium Stockholders to sell.
That's how we'll break the record a 4th time.
(i literally don't know how stocks make you money)
i'll do my part and try to keep 20 bucks on my Paypal for the last day
I love seeing outsider perspectives to Neuro
Like people who aren’t fans but aren’t against them
we need to boost Evil in front of the public. Critical Shell Crack on a global level. Complete. Global. Saturation.
I wonder how much of chat knows how close we are to 3rd all time. or if they care (or can afford) about it
Fr lol
We still have 328k to beat, don't we?
We're practically guaranteed to beat that
Yeah, but it's only like 6-7(
) hours
So... the 4th time would be funny
Just need 30k in total or less than
the Subathon subs has finally hit 300k
But total subs is higher than that
By around 6-7k more
Not quite, some subs expired I guess
We need Sigma to go 5% more?
That's still close to 5k more than the subathon counter
Would that help fund the 529000 subs?
i have a radical idea: what if we save up for March
What happened?
Won't be able to break the record into top 3, but it is a good idea for evil.
I swear it was at like 229K earlier before it magically ended up at 300K
Huh? It's been hanging at 296 or 298k ever since we broke the record a 3rd time.
Its not an option anymore, the guy at top 3 called neuro the C-word
I'm Blindge I guess
...Evil will understand. this is going in the book.
spread the news to swarm. we must pass this guy
We'll just get to #2 for March 25 
Bota, both is good
Tbf, that word would be applied to evil too so she'll deffo understand
To be fair, we could wait until Evil's game starts to do it 
true, if evil's game starts
Given our current timer
And where they're at on pokemon
I am excited for evil's birthday tho
since we share the same bday
300k sub goal: no break after subathon until Evil got to play
We just shouldnt let everything to the last subathon Day, since we may not be able to get 330k in time, ill actually start spending more now
Legit tho, normies could get away without it if they just stayed quiet lol
There will be no bannings. Stream harder.
we'll still have that "last hour" viewership boost tho, so it'll be pretty easy
its just a fleeting meme for them tbh
How many you think we'll get up to?
Given hype trains got the viewership count up to 44k, almost 45k.
Problem is: will the last hour actually last with 1s/sub?
Tbf outside of say, LSF / Reddit and Twitter, most people don't even know about what's going on.
not sure about 45k but pretty close i guess
obviously, by normies we mean twitch normies, actual normies are NO where close to knowing about neuro. my terminally online bros and friends don't know about it also, only people who are familiar with vtubers might
Crazy how we are the weebs of the weebs
well i think we are weebs of weebs of weebs of weebs
I JUST NOTICED SHE FELL ASLEP WITH HER GLASSES ON
like even the normie commmunities that visited via the other streamers reacting (like jynxzi etc) their communities watch anime etc also
vedal forgor
Sounds dangerous
Theyre gonna break :(
Maybe it was on porpoise
i'm so happy other people do that too
Is this the most expensive ragebait in twitch history?
I’ve fallen asleep with my glasses on many times because I read at night. Many close calls with broken glasses 
yes. let's do it
Worth it
It's definitely the most expensive meme
it's always fascinating to see someone be in the Top X of Y and you have no idea who that is
big world
"Chatting, Software and Game Development, various games" vs "Chatting" and he's mad that we're closing in? 
And this will be the first time in 15 years that twitch welcomes a whole new species into it's podium
Smuggest Little Cookie
It should be the opposite
These guys just got famous for being obnoxiously loud
But loud = funny!
i don't think there's anything wrong with being famous for being obnoxiously loud, it's what the kids like. If it works it works. It's how they deal with competition that makes the fourth time even funnier.
It's just that they are SOOOO smug about it, like, u just scream very loud bro, calm down
o7 to everyone sleeping with this stream on
i really should sleep...
B-B-But... we don't liek it, so they can't either! 
i wonder what Papa Filoni thinks about accidentally inventing a slur
Sounds about right
I’d bet
After I was noticed by a mod for sending hate comments pic, I will send this as a sorry 
I hope there's many others that like this
HE GETS IT
yah I don't think the construction worker down the street holding a dunk's ice coffee has an opinion
thats even far fetched that is not even normie lol
Yeah lol
thats what we want
i dont care if someone isn't interested in neuro (wrong thats a warcrime)
but atleast dont be an ass
Wdym my Starbucks barista doesn’t wanna hear about Ai vtubing???
Neuro is like at least 3 levels of niche lmao. Anime -> Vtuber-> Ai
Combo hate for someone not liking that is not real
Forgot about streamers
Most people don’t watch streams live
"On a highway in central Florida, a truck driving in front of us hit a painted water turtle trying to cross the road. Instead of crushing her, the truck tire flung her into the air and she crashed into our windshield, shattering it. My husband and I were covered in shattered glass with minor cuts, but we're ok. The turtle survived and was taken ...
Neuro runs over Bao The Whale, Ellie Minibot, Evil Neuro and Vedal987
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Thanks BELASH for helping with the song cover.
hmmm
And yet still successful enough to make normies seethe 
I never understood how that became a thing. I don't recall mainstream streamers b eing loud before.
It's fine if it's in addition to also being funny
doc
hey chat we should get vedal to top 3 peak active subs 





I tried to find the lore behind doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16 and I just wasted a bunch of time





And you made me dig into the lore behind doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16
Also found nothing




I don't get the appeal of doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16 Like, what does it mean? What emotion is it meant to convey? Is it a shitpost? Is it like 67 where simply saying it IS the joke? I simply don't get it.

so is this a legit person using a avatar like doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16 does? or is this a straight up AI? and is anyone in this chat real? why tf is everyone spamming the same stuff.
owned that fucking bot
The SpookiestSpooks origin was easier to find but I know I will figure it out someday 
I just found out there was a new streamer that hate watched neuro
If it's who I think it is. Don't stir it up. The guy is unhinged.
Send them down the doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16 rabbit hole
it's going down....

holy docrate
i bring you: beach tutel. bed time now
how can it go down if it will go up?



I swear it closed during sleep hours last subathon...


not a 7TV emote



I'm too tired to ask how you did that
the doc is split into three, the left part is 1 and the right is 3
oh






thank you for keeping neuro company

Sir yes sir 
Good morning chat
good morning zlawg
happy birthday
nothing instant bed
It looks like god doesnt want me to get to work today. So ill be watching neuro instead. #neurosupremacy
pog

Is that a new emoji?


























