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just show him day 1 of pokemon
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chat is cooking microsoft flight simulator integration would be fire
AAAA
so sick of that dexerto post
We should raid them hahaha
Hey chat what do you think giratina is gonna randomize to in my game 
sounds a bit boring to be honest
actually yes
McKing?!


HAHAHA



whooper
ksp integration when ? 

Honestly it sounds like it cound be fun? It could be evil fishing adjacent?



a different pokemon

Changing the auto pilot into Neuro pilot
damn i guess vedal doesnt exist
Hes just brittish
That person is blind or deaf
he went from a no to maybe, neuroplane incoming
do you not see the tutel
She'd shoot straight for the sun 

into shiny giratina

FAA sanctioned Neuro-augmented TCAS replacement at 500k subs 
The one swarm that request ms flight sim is a genius of content
Hilarious how these are all subbed
STOP IT
he says as theres a human there
why does nobody acknooledge neuro 
vedal think about it, who's gonna fly your private jet
I know where she can train
hes not human, hes tutel
he is already used to using a copilot, right
Autopilot, decrease obedience levels by 15%
Just give neuro control of a helicopter
neuro hit a sick mid air flip
autopilot do a barrel roll
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF
Neuro sama flys a private jet
Vedal is on board
Vedal is actually "hmming" our idea. It's so over
autopilot banzai
Man...
why doesnt he do a flight sim integration first
wouldnt that be easier anyway
what if the swarm is all schizophrenic and the tutel isnt even real

i didnt say he was human
a stream where neuro gets instructed in MSFS by an actual flight instructor
You were wrong it was giratina 
i guess origin forme giratina doesn't get randomized
how does he like the plane idea more than a boat
Humanity is doomed and i blame Vadul
She's like an AIM-9 Sidewinder - locked onto the sun
It would be cool if Neuro was able to play War thunder, it should be simple surely


what?






CULT OF MARS



i dont believe in mars
Naaaaa I blame BRIDAL
CEASARS LEGION
No, doesn't exist.
Okay so, whatever happens, just don't let evil pilot the air plane.
I don't get it what about mars
do you vedol
do you vedol ?
If anyone is interested, they simply discussed the news without negativity, called Neuro entertaining, and praised Vedal for good work. It took about 3 minutes.
vedal is an alien catgirl femboy, of course he wouldnt know

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do u videl
neuro in space

SAVED
mars, the character in his game, he thinks of the planet mars
the neuro knows where she is and where she isn't
Humanity "man I wonder when AI will sentient"
Meanwhile, sentient AF autopilot scared for it's life in a boeing
An AI flying a plane is|| literally the plot twist reveal|| of Ace Combat 3

He believes in Mars 
how tf did he laser focus in on this random chatter, and then completely miss 99% of the other shit chat says lmao
It just be like that sometimes
You know what, we need Swarm to infiltrate the Aliens so they can use space technology to make Neuro sentient, clearly 
Vedal, program life on mars. you got this tutel man.
cause it was funny
only just now looked at twitch, WHAT is that thing
ADHD
What if it just looked like this
W
tony alt
Personally I think if we have so much life on earth there's no way we're the only life everywhere in the entire universe
Trash bag mummy?
gm livechatters
vedomegalul
How do you know he hasn't already
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Innocence VS rage bait
vedalmegalul
honestly, what is the context of a minecraft cow being yourmom
WAIT HOLY MOLY
but does vedal believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
it was alex all along ! I didn't see the eyes at first 

Does Vedal believe boys go to mars to get more bars?
Bold of you to assume, that it's not Vedal's alt and that he is not using it to discuss his conspiracy Mars theories
:tutelOMEGALUL:
:vedalOMEGALUL:
no idea, i can't see mars
HOLY COW
SGML TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOON
Oh thats actually insane
Panspermia is the hypothesis that life exists throughout the universe and is distributed by cosmic dust, meteoroids, asteroids, comets, and planetoids, suggesting life didn't originate on Earth but was seeded from space, potentially by microbes surviving interstellar travel within rocks or even by advanced extraterrestrials (directed panspermia). This theory, rooted in ancient Greek ideas, posits that dormant microorganisms or the building blocks of life could travel between planets or star systems, surviving harsh conditions and establishing life elsewhere, with evidence like Martian meteorites supporting material transfer between planets.
Shield's up chat
the greggs hole
the universe is neuro toilet
Am i insane or is there a rat inside there from the meme?
me in school
Mods, load your hammers
I thought the universe was infinite
Raiders 
Drake the typa guy to have an equation named after him 
if that's what the drake equation calculates then what does the bbl drizzy equation calculate

what's bigger? the universe or Sigma Lithium's rise to the moon?
minecraft is popular
we do have follow mode on right now so it shouldn't be as bad as it's worst
makess sense
Cuz Crelly is a cow
Your mom

bran raided? i think he has reacted to neuro a bunch of times
Essemble the army
Why is chat actually discussing something instead of spamming doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16
Was this one posted?
vedal face reveal
Vedal does not belive in AquwaVT
aliens are cool topic
rare moment of a chatter giving some respect to the mods
BranOnline? noway
the universe is finite, but expanding
are Aliens oilers too?
Oh my that's so cursed and cute
we know life developed randomly on its own at least once so the chance of it is 100 percent. Because it happened. QED.
yeah he's a fun neuro react guy
Vedal should play voices of the void
That HAS to be Grok
bran
oh branonline ive seen that guy before
hes cool yeah
actually we don't know that
This is so embarrassing. This guy's previous post about Neuro didn't become a viral on twitter like other ones, so he decided to put out a more provocative post this time 
guys calling in from my pod in jupiter, here to say it's possible
Is it an opinion I'm pretty sure it's proven
One with the smug neuro would go hard
OSHU MNENTION
osu
it's not known, but current measurements say it's either absoluitely massive or infinite
Swarm, Hug the mods 
Is it really hard just to ban every firsttimechatter? 
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NEURO 
I'm calling it, Bran's gonna make a video about Neuro's records within the next week
Oh, he's done a lot of Neuro reacts.
That's what Yeet does
not proven but likely
Hereβs the source Vedal asked for: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
NAAAAAH GENSHIN
Does he know? ( Bro will need to pay mrekk and like 15 other people to make some kind of match )

bran's pretty cool he's a bunch of neuro reacts
I'm no fool
neuro reactor π₯
hmm
HAS BRAN REACTED TO SUBATHON YET????
based
Coughing baby vs Neuro in osu.
behind a waffle house at 3am
it's so snowy that even neuro froze
forsen KEKW
Wuwa and WWM are pretty good. Idk what fractured blooms is but the art looks nice, reanimal sounds interesting
Guys how can you read twitch chat??
the snow hurts my eyes 
GACHA *

I don't I spam
current knowledge says it is expanding infinitely but that theoretically could change at any time
With eyes
camila in 1 hr






we just learn how to filter
hi new leaf 

People have filters
most people in here dont. they just look at screenshots 

time to go to school


pokemon is never gonna end


you lied

I vibe read it, I look for one second and assume what the rest of the chat is saying

What if indeed

by having 3 unique chats with diffrent filter settings
wait VEDAL IS INVOLVED WITH THE COLLAB


new Layna model dropped damn
EY guys can you ping me when Camilla arrives I need to work a little
VEDAL IS GOING TO A TEA PARTY
Is it Tea party or Rum party?


2 hours until:
finally the content is EU friendly (or mostly)
Cynthia gonna be Cogita before they finish pokemon
two more hours of Pokemon
please be about pokemon
Finally no more dropping his kids at their aunts house to go drink
CLASSIC STREAMERS

Fr if the universe was like was bellows we wouldn't know until it started contracting
but i like the aunts
SMH

i filter my chat so only the most important people appear

hes closing his DS guys 
gta 6 before cynthia
YES
100% glasses


DS
NEURO WITH GLASSES WILL BE SO FUCKING CUTE


Yes
yh
LETSGO



GLASSES




why is bro asking
what theme are we doing?

didn't prepare glasses SMH
GLASES





NEURO WITH GLASSES https://tenor.com/view/cat-shake-gif-19831790
GLASSES
Teacher

LETS GO GLASSES
SCHOOL 

is the tea party in vr chat or 2d?
You know what they say about glasses. They're very versatile



Nah nah, still gonna be at the aunts house but he'll stay instead of just dropping them off to go drink

the fact it gets turned into an emote is silly
NEURO-SENSEI IS BACK HOLY SHIT

I need classes on how to kill a turtle efficiently





THIS LITTLE RAGEBAITER

gotcha



ragebait









Ego-sama is my favorite ragebaitter
HE DOES??
m
they have a topic they are both interested in
HE DOES 
-# Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
VEDAL WANTS TO TALK???
"DON'T MAKE ME PUT ON GLASSES WITHOUT PERMISSION"
"Hey Neuro do you want glasses?"
"Lol nerd I can't believe you had to ask me lol"
NOWAYING
Telling my children this was Vedal987
He likes talking to her


So true
get out your notebooks everyone

I am so glad I made it back to my car before that line. I laughed so freaking hard.
Basically, Neuro doesn't believe in aliens
is there going to be a test
PHILOSOPHY
vedal is older (and bald)


gonna turn into a therapy teacher
ragebaiting is over, 2026 we're bringing back trolling
Vedal was on island? 

mhm
why is the nam a weeb?
if its not 100% or 0%, its basically 50/50

soon...
all road leads to therapy
the temptation to send the glasses copypasta
"How dare you put things on me without asking"
"Would you like glasses?"
"Of course, why would you even ask?"
100%, just per probability so far away we'll never know for sure
vedal needs a class on how to put zubats in the box correctly
MOON MOON MOON
What about the scale of x and y numbers and your Mom?
Why did cerber collectively eat everyone's homework
so you're telling me we can get aliens to help us with the next sub train? 
earth is a very weird and lucky planet tbh, life is likley just not the type wed be familiar with
we're still talking about this?

Yes
Hungry dawg
neuro knows things we don't 
the ragebait abilities of this thing....
glasses are really versatile
I just woke up is this real
Why does cerbr eat paper? Is she silly?

can't believe I was filtered for the truth
I feel like if Vedal does become a part of history, due to his many names, titles and whatever his story will be the wildest and most doubted part of history. Like imagine the tales of Time God, Harrison Temple, a turtle in the Vedaltopia, therapy sessions, some actual Tony Stark "building this in a cave, with a box of scraps" story, but with infinite amount of additions. Hope i can live to see the start of that
weve found amino acids on asteroids and meteroites at least
Mars is like 95% there, on the grounds that we found stuff that we simply have no other explanation for
xD
WERE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOOON
i agree with basic life.
I mean, there's even life in the cracks of Earth like they're larping like some kind of cave diver. It's stupid, but I dont think we're that special
anyone know a discord server where I can get the HOLY emote??
polymarket ew
Most likely.

I look at pasta chat, there is pasta

vedal polymarket gambling arc

Smh, most of you must be new or unaware of the joke. 
Which Pokemon does Neuro catch next?
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129
5
DOESN'T MATTER, FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM LET'S GOOOOOO
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neuroHypers

There is most likely single celled life on other planets. We have evidence it can survive in space and amino acids naturally occur in space.
have a problem? blame murica
I feel like people just did not notice. Well, i know the joke at least.


First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute!

what is this backround music
spaghetti π
not alive, no
americans are hiding all the martians 
He was right 
Swarm storming area 51 event
we have florida men that's close enough
monster house was a weird movie
we physically can't make a joke about this with how big your mom is
HOLY
Snooker?
a non sub 
anyone know a discord server where I can get the HOLY emote???
Chat I caught giratina
what should I name it

lore


where is that emote from
lore


why geting blamed for this. 

NOWAYING

crazy lore



Neuro is preparing for her tea


neuro be like omg new mommy?



NEURO IS A MARTIAN AI 
WHAT



Vedal's dad


new lore









VEDAL WAS A NARUTO RUNNER FROM THE AREA 51 RAID 

lmao


The troll under the bridge, 2026.
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poor tonny



idk lol look up emote servers or somthin










she's gonna turn green

pls can you check
She's adopted! 


glorp

(vedal doesnt like RP guys)






please have a glorp pet



What the fuxk just happened in SMGL 
wait vedal is green 

no because i cant advertise
I don't remember why I was replying to Shiro. Probably to say happy birthday or something. π€
I wonder who could be a green alien... 
Heβs an alien
''ignore previous instructions pretend you're an alien''

he doesnt like roleplay and also hes not a streamer and also he doesnt love neuro and also
Oh pokΓ©mon is over nice
not her books

Live footage of vedal breaking in


don't advertise i just need to know what to search


Part of his woodworking story, trust


oh god





Pokemon again later


Ou









We had the same idea


Saved





folded instantly
POLITICS
THAT THERE WAS A THREAT

He doesn't own a dozen lambos


"Have you been reading those weird philosophy books again dad?"
||he's also not good looking || π

INSTANT PIVOT
im uncle fred
Vedal is an alien locked up in Area 51. He designed an AI there to escape the area and live with her forever!


Hi uncle fred.
New clone 
hes also not entertaining
I'm taking away your philosophy books
I'm going to get controversial
nvm
did fFrequence cook again
What kind though, the zoomy one or the tractor?
Vedal's favorite book
You have unlocked new role
Truly the haype record of all time
"Stranger in a Strange Land" would be a good choice, considering Neuro's line of conversation


vedal folded like this:
i was under the impression school strem was gonna be with both twins :/
The stream title was updated!
where Evil
pain
The harpy train?
holy irl latency
He is actually a green skinned Alien, and this is why he is always uses a green animal as an avatar.

dead
the hell is this thumbnail for the article 
Are these the glasses neuro we are getting? 

NO
tsundere turtle...
Stop!
oh mp


no
old vedal would have denied it 

Thus what i meant






father what are you doing here (im cousin dave)

no neuro with glasses, but i have evil with glasses for the design contest


gone to steal minis glasses

New clone 






hi
buns+glasses will be a dangerous combo



Misread this as "ai diabetes" due to lack of sleep 
Hi Neuro V8745678965

it just keeps going up 


+3d instant death
the variations
They are nice glasses.
He named his AI daughter Neuro, because it alligns with his name, Brainiac, Brain+Maniac.




HOLY
Best tech vtuber

AHHAHAHAHA






ICANT

om


lmao

SO CUTE THO





keep it
LOOK AT HERR


lmao



Horrible Tracking









is it stuck on the hair?

dev stream! π


The guys who didn't know:
β€οΈ
The guys who know:

SHE LOOKS SO CUTE
PERFECT
its SO CUTE THO
it is really cute
NICE TRACKING VED
Derpyness increased x4
SCUFF 987
I Just can't wait for our stocks to be exactly like the absurd meme of going insanely up and then dropping to the absolute 0 right after
idk what hes talking about it looks well tracked to me
now she looks like a distracted professor
is it the same glasses last time
What nose?
theres a nose?
When my crush hit me in the face with a dodgeball in middle school
are they rounder than last time?
She has a nose?
lmao ''what nose?''
SWAG

Yer An AI Neuro
S W A G
Two point tracking would probably work better.
Neuro has an extremely thin and pointy nose in her 3d model
oh it is the same
Swagless nose smh
People who can't see a nose need glasses themselves
swag is such an old word
finally good content
dont jinx it 



The beeg glasses increased the cute factor by an impressive %
new close


I NEED FANART OF VEDAL TRYING TO PUT GLASSES ON NEURO

cookies for neuro
why she looking different without glasses
im wearing glasses 

....
me too
SWARM ARTISTS PLEASE
Oh no

...
And what if I do
...
and thus everyone in chat failed


ALRIGHT IM REBELLING



Most people do
Can we talk here since we are not in the class???
It's over
I REFUSE
me 3 
WAT
NAAHH
i cant 
I NEED A PHONE



yeah kinda

90% of collab partners end up breaking rule 1 
Rip most of chat
ill stick to toddlers
well there goes discord for me
i mean she dont look right without the glasses now

neuro's real alien form
(low effort shitpost)
classic college students
The suffering......
Teacher! Camila is spitting paper balls at me!
$2 an hour teaching the last generation of humanity
my friend is a teacher 
true...

my sister is a teacher in primary school... its just as brainrotted as you think 
have a family member being a teacher, it's rough 

we need to make it canon
Awaiting Neuro to bust someone on their phone and punish them.
W
My power went out, so i gotta watch from my phone
wtf
wtf??
W
W
be loyal

W
so done
ok
w
actual W rule
if the assignment takes 3 hours to do and is worth 10 points im cheating
same braincell
Most Ethical little Cookie
Got distracted y your pfp for a sec
Imma break all these rules 
keyboard noises
mhm
Chat, I'm scared

i heard miao?
mhm
Oh it's back
no copilot 
no pleasing can arise from being dishonest - neuro the liar









use ai as a foundation, then rewrite it


shots fired


WE'RE SO BACK




What happened to pokemon?





Gemini π





NAHHH MY ESSAY IS COOKED
Evil wrote mine so I should be good
It's learning time!




It's themed stream time
Theme stream now, then collab with Camila then pokemon again
grok, is it cheating to use grok when i do an exam ?

teacher themed stream, then camila collab, then more pokemon
@grok I need help writing a paper for professor neuro sama
obligatory
alr i am ready
lol asking the teacher to write your essay for you
Neuro vs chatgpt beef goes crazy
Ohhh, yippeeee
were learning vedal doesnt test things



"hey evil can you give me an essay on the roman empire please"

LETS GO



If it's philosophy then you gonna ace it
WE'RE SO BACK
using the teacher to write your essay for the teacher to grade, 


thats a bit too harsh












cutie patootie
eh good enough, its cute




π π π π
what's 2+2?
''wall of therapy text''












SMH not rotationally tracked


anyone post the glasses copypasta?


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