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glacial orchid
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No

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17 is with

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15 total

lone jacinth
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Soo... am I allowed to burn everything?

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I need to know before I take my turn

analog crown
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I think we will make whole lot of enemies if you set everything on fire.

weak raptor
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gng burning the crops right before the harvest is crazy work

native spindle
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megumi EXPLOSION incoming

lone jacinth
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I mean everything everything, the whole farmstead, forest, and all of us are going down

glacial orchid
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MVPneuroHypers

winged basin
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catAsk anyone remember what will be on schedule for today?

analog crown
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Actually, you know me well enough that if you ruin my guild mission you make enemy of me too.

lone jacinth
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I got like 60 feet of space I can cover with this and it's gonna spread

analog crown
native spindle
winged basin
glacial orchid
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I have a question about my other special actions

lone jacinth
analog crown
glacial orchid
lone jacinth
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So are we ok with me doing this, if you all say no them I won't

glacial orchid
winged basin
glacial orchid
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How to use them

analog crown
glacial orchid
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Ohhh I can use it next turn

lone jacinth
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ok I see I see

analog crown
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I am roleplay boi

weak raptor
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im back

lone jacinth
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I'll do the nicer one then

native spindle
glacial orchid
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I might get caught cause im near the enemy

tight jasper
lone jacinth
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I'll use Wind Wall on all the enemies because I have it as a bound spell on my magic item

analog crown
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(If these farmers are scum [there is something sus going on] you can just set the place on fire later)

native spindle
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i guess this is gonna build up to the MOAB i mutter to myself

lone jacinth
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yeah it is

glacial orchid
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Damn

native spindle
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i figured it

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sussy baka

lone jacinth
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I have probably too strong of magic on this item

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Cli Lyre

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13

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I also get Wall of Fire which could burn everything on that item, it's crazy

glacial orchid
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What is superiority die ?

lone jacinth
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Can I hit the enemies engaging with the other farmers as well? or is that too much?

native spindle
lone jacinth
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wow I rolled 2+2+1 for damage

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so 5

weak raptor
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how many goblins are left

lone jacinth
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this is rough

weak raptor
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I got another aoe spell to use

glacial orchid
analog crown
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SCHIZO I HATE WIND WALL SCHIZO I QUIT PLAYING LEAGUE BECAUSE OF YASUO NOT BECAUSE OF THE COMMUNITY SCHIZO

weak raptor
glacial orchid
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What is superiority die?

lone jacinth
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Lucky me it's a concentration spell and persists

lone jacinth
glacial orchid
lone jacinth
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I have War Caster feat!!

weak raptor
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I wanna use Arms of Hadar with 1 die on goblin B and 2 die on goblin C

analog crown
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Superiority dice is literal dice ←→ charge. Some superiority dice can be d6 some can be d8 it's kind of interesting.

weak raptor
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all 3 are d6

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I got all 5 for my rolls

analog crown
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d6 from the feat. d8 from class itself from what I've seen

merry orchid
twilit yoke
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spits out yoghurt MACAULAY CULKIN IS ACTING AGAIN

weak raptor
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str 13

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wait what are we talking bout

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like the save for the spell

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oh

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so is it like 1 each in this case

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for each goblin

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guh.

twilit yoke
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...and he looks like a young Steve Bus- i need to take this to my home discord server

glacial orchid
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I think ill get caught

weak raptor
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can I cancel that

lone jacinth
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Run into them into the wind wall and then use it

weak raptor
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I feel like I didnt read it

analog crown
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We have disadvantages to saves

weak raptor
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properly

analog crown
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from the "blessing"

weak raptor
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eldritch blast on goblin B

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guh 10

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Imma let the lil bro on the controller atp

analog crown
glacial orchid
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Im near them lol

weak raptor
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wait is it still my turn

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I rejected the blessing

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like

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for real

glacial orchid
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A is down he'll yeah

weak raptor
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take me downnnn

lone jacinth
weak raptor
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guh

glacial orchid
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Ohh nah

analog crown
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it's 20 exact

lone jacinth
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probaly not is my guess

analog crown
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Nouuuuu

weak raptor
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shoulda had adamantine armour

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he lost 1 hp

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so it's not as bad as I thought

glacial orchid
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15

analog crown
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Gen is not close to me right, since I have not moved yet and gen went to melee

glacial orchid
analog crown
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okay then continue

glacial orchid
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15

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Oh

weak raptor
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alr still 3 temp hp left

lone jacinth
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so should I end my concentration on my spell so the lot of you going forwards aren't going to to get hit by it?

analog crown
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allright, It's time to punish this ankle biter

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I raise my battle axe and strike at the goblin

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(who attacked me earlier)

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critical hit

lone jacinth
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Wow Gourmet!

analog crown
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in total 29 but I don'

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t think that matters at this point.

lone jacinth
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I see I see

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are they using arrows?

analog crown
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it was a crit.

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It was the guy who struck me earlier

weak raptor
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goblin B I can take out with my familiar next turn

analog crown
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The weaker on then

lone jacinth
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Blasted

analog crown
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I let out a warcry.

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My orcish nature is showing.

native spindle
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so goblin c at full hp?

weak raptor
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he's injured

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but not fatally

glacial orchid
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Can I do an opportunity attack

lone jacinth
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how important is the forest to this place?

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yooo!

glacial orchid
analog crown
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Savage Attacks
"When you score a critical hit with a melee weapon attack, you can roll one of the weapon’s damage dice one additional time and add it to the extra damage of the critical hit."

If the damage had mattered at that point I would have been rolling for millions of points of damage :)

weak raptor
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bro you're gonna be the first mass arson

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arsonist*

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sets the entire forest on fire

lone jacinth
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is there a gap in between the forest and the fields? there probably is right? to avoid the farmers being attacked by surprise out of it

lone jacinth
analog crown
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this is what the game gave me :S

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interesting

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this should be 2014

glacial orchid
lone jacinth
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would I count as mvp if I mass wiped them out?

native spindle
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since im a ranger can i sleath up and dash and stall the retreating horde for izi

weak raptor
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I wanna send my Quasit after them since it's faster than me if I could

glacial orchid
vapid grove
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unfortunately i was asleep but i appreciate the ping regardless

weak raptor
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I can safely send my familiar up to catch them

native spindle
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ouh well time to be legolas again ill just take on the big one with longbow attack

weak raptor
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Quasit is 40 feet walking speed

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I got 30

analog crown
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I found reddit post from 12 years ago describing the same species feature text. So I assume this is the 2014

lone jacinth
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I'm the least reliable person here, I am either helping a lot or doing nothing of value, unless nep is here in which case I am actively making myself and him useless

glacial orchid
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I could fly with 50

weak raptor
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ah ok

analog crown
lone jacinth
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Can I go again before they get away?

native spindle
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longbow hit 26

lone jacinth
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because they went after me

analog crown
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yeah, the savage attack I speak about is my half orc feature

native spindle
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longbow dmg 10

lone jacinth
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Like, surely if I cast wall of fire as soon as I can I can catch them because the range is 120ft

native spindle
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can i also sleath up and back off abit after the arrow attck?

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duon't wannabe neazr anywhere close when izi sends the fields to kingdom come

glacial orchid
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Mvps

native spindle
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wait ... so no izi explosion?

weak raptor
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man I feel useless, but I know I can't let that cloud my judgement rn

glacial orchid
lone jacinth
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I want to cast wall of fire as fast as I can to catch them though

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goddamit all

weak raptor
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we still did our job at the end of the day

lone jacinth
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you lucky farmer Basterds I shoulda burnt everything you had

weak raptor
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considering it saved them from THIS attack

glacial orchid
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Im really happy on my character

analog crown
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My character would not be happy, but unable to stop you

weak raptor
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I gotta get stronger man

analog crown
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I roll investigation 1 s

lone jacinth
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I want to catch flora (is that her name?) before she leaves

native spindle
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me investigation 3

analog crown
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I fail to find the bodies surely (rolled 6 total)

glacial orchid
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10

weak raptor
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I'm gonna chill in the fields for now to catch my breath and restore some sanity from my poor performance earlier

lone jacinth
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and try to trick her into spilling the secrets of the insurance fraud

native spindle
glacial orchid
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Hell yeah

weak raptor
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we all have 1k gp

glacial orchid
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Rogue mvp

weak raptor
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which feels like we can inflate the local economy

lone jacinth
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I thought it was a years worth of wages is 1 gold

native spindle
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wait wait wait ... the insurance shit

weak raptor
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we did kill a super evil monster

glacial orchid
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Can I stealth around now and find the door that fits the key

native spindle
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i told you the goblins were in on it all along

analog crown
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We're just bunch of millionaires playing around :)

weak raptor
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I'm just gonna chill

lone jacinth
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Yeah we should grab flora and trick her into telling us about the insurance fraud

weak raptor
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I gotta get a solid plan for fighting

analog crown
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"I think it's high time to go talk to Flora. Something is not right here."

glacial orchid
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What do I roll

lone jacinth
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Wait I should've burnt everything and paid it all of with like, 10 gp

native spindle
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me follow gen?

lone jacinth
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I could've used money to solve everything

native spindle
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8 stealth

glacial orchid
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13 sstealth
19 perception

weak raptor
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Imma follow the others with flora considering I'm not a stealthy guy

native spindle
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well then i'll help create distraction gfor gen

weak raptor
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do you fr need a distraction

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I got +3 in performance

lone jacinth
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We need the details on the insurance fraud

analog crown
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Flora Margarine

weak raptor
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yeah

lone jacinth
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I'm honestly way too invested in this now

weak raptor
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ts prob gonna be a confrontation that's gonna be violent

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average joe

tawdry sable
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Can someone give me a recap I went to yt to listen to some music

native spindle
lone jacinth
analog crown
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"I know what you and Flora are up to." I say. "Pay us triple or the guild will hear of this."

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(I have no clue what they are up to)

weak raptor
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ig that works

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I can renew inspiring leader next day

lone jacinth
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hey the only reason we didn't kill all of them is because you didn't give me an extra turn neuroCry

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I would've gotten them

analog crown
weak raptor
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ye sure

native spindle
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we can cast megumi explosion once we've left the village izi

tawdry sable
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Yknow sometimes violence has consequences

analog crown
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He ignored my threat

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I have 0 aura

weak raptor
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for EGGS!!!!

tawdry sable
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Well it wasn't pure violencw

lone jacinth
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"Hmm... must be crazy."

weak raptor
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yes

tawdry sable
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It's more like stealth

lone jacinth
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ah yes, all of the 0 hp I lost

analog crown
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"There is something fishy going on here." I say to my group. "Rogue, can you check on Flora"

weak raptor
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I want my familiar to stay on guard

native spindle
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get outta the village and let izi do his thing

lone jacinth
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yeah let's go spy on Flora

weak raptor
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let the sneaky guy sneak

merry orchid
weak raptor
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we dont need the whole squad

lone jacinth
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surely we can just sneak in one at a time right?

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not suspicious at all

analog crown
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Is Gen Gone?

native spindle
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stealth mode

analog crown
tawdry sable
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Oo

merry orchid
tight jasper
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@glacial orchid you still there?

lone jacinth
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data ran out neuro7

native spindle
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This is extreme rp even for online dnd

sick comet
native spindle
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super stealthy gen

analog crown
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I turn to look at Izi, Vin and Boretti in panic, "They kidnapped Gen!"

tacit crystal
merry orchid
tawdry sable
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The suspiciously shaped gen shadow in the corner:

lone jacinth
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girl escaped this time, but tomorrow we will learn the insurance fraud details!

tacit crystal
tight jasper
weak raptor
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I forgot that find familiar can be any normal animal aside from special ones

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so I coulda just make it a bird

merry orchid
native spindle
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izi calm down m8

lone jacinth
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Yes, surround her boys!

analog crown
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I approach Flora with same threat I did the guy previously

native spindle
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its just breakfast no need for explosions

lone jacinth
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no escape this time girl!

weak raptor
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WE JUMPING HER GNG

lone jacinth
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oh shit neuroMonkaOMEGA

tawdry sable
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Burn the whole house down

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Infact nuke everything

native spindle
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f this 💩 i'm out

weak raptor
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Initiative?

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o.

lone jacinth
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Fuck a demon isn't going to be venerable to burning everything down

weak raptor
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wow we she really dont care huh

tawdry sable
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Erm so like....

lone jacinth
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Can we tell what kind of demon?

weak raptor
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OH MAH LAWD

analog crown
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"Your demonic insurance fraud has not gone unnoticed, beast of hell. We demand triple the payment."

weak raptor
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WE SHOULDA BURNT ALL OF THEM

lone jacinth
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Are we insane by chance?

tawdry sable
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Can we just leave?

weak raptor
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nvm

lone jacinth
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I can check if we're insane?

weak raptor
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I think we are schizo

tawdry sable
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They are maybe chill demons but am getting the creeps

weak raptor
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detect magic???

native spindle
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wait ... about those in partyh with the blessing? and what about those without

merry orchid
lone jacinth
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9

weak raptor
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I dont have a blessing

lone jacinth
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well I think we aren't insane guys cirSlain

native spindle
lone jacinth
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Imma bouta kill everyone

weak raptor
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izi boutta turn into geto

tight jasper
merry orchid
weak raptor
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one last detect magic for good luck

analog crown
tawdry sable
lone jacinth
tawdry sable
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John dnd

weak raptor
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right can I actually roll for detect magic

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I got 19 + 2 (21)

analog crown
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"Your demonic insurance fraud has not gone unnoticed, beast of hell. We demand triple the payment."

native spindle
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is it time for megumi explosion !!!?

lone jacinth
analog crown
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and money

lone jacinth
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if demons want to be farmers then that's fine

analog crown
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as millionaires we want to become billionaires

lone jacinth
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but fraudsters? unacceptable

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unless they pay us of course

analog crown
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yes

weak raptor
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capitalism

analog crown
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we're worse than demons

native spindle
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so we extort them?

analog crown
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we're capitalists

lone jacinth
sick comet
tawdry sable
sick comet
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not having context to this is actually funny as hell

native spindle
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whom is this escape bar you speak of?

analog crown
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The consensus is that I say: "Your demonic insurance fraud has not gone unnoticed, beast of hell. We demand triple the payment."

reef heart
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Filtered 🗣️

weak raptor
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we are doing a conspiracy theory after being hired

lone jacinth
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We want to talk to flora and try and extort her for her fraud

weak raptor
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aw shit....

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we boutta scrap

tawdry sable
lone jacinth
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We're insane already, try to double down

weak raptor
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nvm

analog crown
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I look Flora directly, and pay no attention to the farmers.

native spindle
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i notch a arrow onto my bow string fearing a retaliation

weak raptor
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I passively intimidate everyone in the room with a blank stare.

native spindle
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saftey for my party

sick comet
lone jacinth
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We want to talk to flora and tell her we know of the fraud going on here

ancient spindle
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did we get more haters in the time eliv was sleepin?

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or did it stop?

lone jacinth
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then she must pay us to keep us quiet

native spindle
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fine.... ill hold the hilt of my short swords

tawdry sable
weak raptor
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we are really tryna get hush money atp

analog crown
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trying to hold arrow for extended period of time would be very uncomfortable too

gritty crystal
analog crown
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the pull weight is not light one

dull peak
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Morning Swarm neuroWave

weak raptor
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if we would talk we gotta take turns

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im not doing it to make the story more clear

tawdry sable
lone jacinth
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We're surrounded by demons and trying to extort them, we're clearly insane

analog crown
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How did Flora react to what I said earlier

native spindle
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Let's do this

weak raptor
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I wanna leave the house

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I got bored of waiting around

lone jacinth
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so we must double down, triple down, and quadruple down

analog crown
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the triple payment

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hmmm

worn ridge
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Am so bored😪

analog crown
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I use lucky

native spindle
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nvm i stealth up and sneak out with boretti

sick comet
storm grotto
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You're still playing d&d? i went to sleep like 9 hours ago and you'd been playing it for an hour already lol . did you win

weak raptor
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i got 19+1 (20)

analog crown
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10

native spindle
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15

analog crown
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boretti rolled 20 total though

weak raptor
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wait stealth

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i thought it was insight

lone jacinth
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they're going to get so much money off our corpses after they kill us ICANT

weak raptor
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it was an insight roll

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like

tawdry sable
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Lmao

weak raptor
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befuddled

lone jacinth
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I want to try and whisper to Flora in Infernal

analog crown
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"They have removed their memories of their demonic origins and, and their insurance fraud." I whisper to the group.

weak raptor
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its all a sham guh

lone jacinth
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and see if she understands it

weak raptor
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"I think we were too rash about this situation, but like, I could care less right now."I responded to Gourmet casually

lone jacinth
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"Are you really a demon?"

graceful flicker
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Are you guys playing DND?

weak raptor
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ye

tawdry sable
lone jacinth
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I am terrible at whispering apparently

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they all heard me goddamit

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I see I see

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I want to speak in Infernal again, "Then why do you know Infernal?"

sick comet
weak raptor
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I mumbled to myself in Elvish to make up for the boring situation in my perspective while waiting for the party

tardy gale
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btw today there's supposed to be something with twins right?

native spindle
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sooooo... the other's can't sneak out

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and we just standing there!?

worn ridge
analog crown
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I start communicating in sign language (common) and ask them if they're demons.

native spindle
steep flint
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Wa wa

weak raptor
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I'm going to plainly ask to leave the residence

lone jacinth
ancient spindle
lone jacinth
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Now we double down and keep doubling down until we die

tardy gale
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after vedal shows up on the usual time?

weak raptor
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I wanted to make sure

tawdry sable
native spindle
lone jacinth
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Ha, cowards

weak raptor
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We all needed a bit of honesty and courage

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yall tryna sneak

lone jacinth
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not dying with us...

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quite smart honestly

tawdry sable
lone jacinth
native spindle
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I smelll a fire wall cooking up

weak raptor
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bomb defused

tawdry sable
native spindle
lone jacinth
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that happened after she said they weren't demons

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She already responded to what I said in Infernal!

weak raptor
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dawg what is this sub plot

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all I wanted to do was get a good fight from this contract

lone jacinth
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The lies are crazy

native spindle
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i just wanna get far before izi blows up the village

weak raptor
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I got premium access to a mystery subplot I didnt want

lone jacinth
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No she responded to the first thing

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Say they weren't demons

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I only said they were demons in Infernal

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so she knows Infernal

tawdry sable
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When yknow something is off but I'm lwky bored with the subplot

lone jacinth
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I want to grab the others away and tell them this

tardy gale
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btw what even twin stuff is gonna happen today

lone jacinth
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"They really are demons"

tardy gale
sick comet
native spindle
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sooooo... Izi isn't actually nutty and is onto something

weak raptor
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izi already got the tin foil hat on

lone jacinth
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We all saw them as Demons, I just confirmed it

orchid rock
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u know

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without the DM narrating

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i lost the plot

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completely

tawdry sable
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Dm is in vc call

orchid rock
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ye i know

native spindle
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Now's the time we can cast explosion

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do it

orchid rock
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i like reading though

native spindle
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do it

lone jacinth
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yeah the whole campaign is nonsense without the dm

orchid rock
sick comet
lone jacinth
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Anyways, now we're in a bunch of fraudster demons, how do we convince them to pay us?

marsh maple
tawdry sable
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I mean you got a pyromaniac that tried buying 100 torches

weak raptor
lone jacinth
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Or do we just report them and try to claim a reward there?

orchid rock
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insane would be the readers

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native spindle
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well; i'm just gonna go practice my stealth abilities cause every time i try.... we all know the rest

orchid rock
lone jacinth
tawdry sable
native spindle
worn ridge
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What are you guys discussing about😪

weak raptor
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what a crazy ass disguise spell

orchid rock
analog crown
orchid rock
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so its hilariously confusing

lone jacinth
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Do we look like demons to each other as well?

sick comet
weak raptor
orchid rock
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btw u guys have like 45min left before stream starts right

lone jacinth
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phew

orchid rock
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gl

tawdry sable
analog crown
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"My granpa used to say," I muse. "If hitting your problems with an axe does not solve them, then you have not hit hard enough."

weak raptor
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we spent too long on the side quest

lone jacinth
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Quick everyone! Extort them for money because of the fraud!

orchid rock
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THATS A SIDE QUEST?

tawdry sable
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Oo

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Oooh

weak raptor
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we were supposed to be helping them from goblins

orchid rock
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u guys been side questing for like 8 hrs? cirSlain

gaunt mirage
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Is this animation from a video? i cant find it.

IMG_0737.gif
weak raptor
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that was the original contract

tawdry sable
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The cows are humanoid

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Ooh

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Shit

lone jacinth
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oh that's creepy

weak raptor
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DETECT MAGIC!!!!!!

tawdry sable
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Cows turn into humanoids and farmers turned into demonds

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Ooh duck

lone jacinth
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so the monsters were not monsters???

tawdry sable
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Nah I'd leave

weak raptor
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oh shit

lone jacinth
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others???

weak raptor
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this must be the original villagers

tawdry sable
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This went from 0 to 100

native spindle
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i guess i just have to say this sigh......

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I TOLD YOU SO

sick comet
native spindle
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this whole village is sussy baka ville

analog crown
#

"I think we should just axe Flora."

weak raptor
#

no wonder why

#

we got hit with a genjutsu

lone jacinth
#

Well, lucky them that I didn't get a turn to burn them all

tawdry sable
#

Ooh we just killed the rescuers

native spindle
#

demon castle!!!! arc

sick comet
lone jacinth
#

How do they even think that???

native spindle
#

is mugen hiding in this village

lone jacinth
#

I spoke to them in Infernal for goodness sake

weak raptor
#

I'm going to spam arms of hadar SO MUCH!!!!

tawdry sable
#

So monsters that we fought were rescuers,the cows were og farmers and the farmers were demons

#

That's one hell of a twist

lone jacinth
#

if only we had more time so it wasn't rushed

native spindle
weak raptor
#

granted we were so off

#

considering we were on them for FRAUD INSURANCE

native spindle
#

they are SUSSY BAKAs

tawdry sable
lone jacinth
weak raptor
lone jacinth
#

Well time to go up!

native spindle
#

the tower of isengard

sick comet
#

what if they weren’t the ones committing insurance fraud and it was one members that actually committed it

lone jacinth
#

A fucking portal

#

yeah I know this stuff

sick comet
native spindle
lone jacinth
#

yes, at least I think I can trust this

weak raptor
#

you miss every shot you dont take, vini

lone jacinth
sick comet
#

i say trust neuroHypers

lone jacinth
#

I say we destroy this and book it to the village

weak raptor
#

hell yeah

lone jacinth
#

Then tell the church

#

Send an army

native spindle
#

OOOOOOOH yeah megumi explosion time!

analog crown
#

"So this portal is the source of their Insurance Fraud?" I ask the magical and religious people of the party.

weak raptor
#

oh yeah

#

I wanna use inspiring leader

#

i forgor

#

renew the temp hp and stuff

lone jacinth
analog crown
#

I attack.

weak raptor
#

im ready to go on demon timing now

lone jacinth
#

"The source is still the normal stuff I believe."

sick comet
#

portal fraud

weak raptor
#

yall step out

native spindle
#

we kick her into the tower and let izi blow it up?

weak raptor
#

im boutta crash out

lone jacinth
#

Did we destroy the portal? I wanted to do that

analog crown
#

I have hostile intentions, I attack immediately.

weak raptor
#

fighting it is

analog crown
weak raptor
#

14

lone jacinth
#

We destroyed the portal right?

weak raptor
#

it is time to kill.

lone jacinth
#

11

weak raptor
#

roll a coin flip

#

heads or tails

lone jacinth
#

surely we destroyed the portal NeuroClueless

native spindle
#

sorry hold on page crashed

lone jacinth
#

If only our carry rouge gen was here'

native spindle
#

nvm its up 17

sick comet
#

enub can i join the vc next time just for context

lone jacinth
#

well fuck, we're doomed

weak raptor
native spindle
#

wooohooo i'm not bottom anymore

analog crown
#

I will use my lucky and my action surge to "burst" Flora down as fast as possible.

sick comet
lone jacinth
#

is it Bor perchance? are you last again?

native spindle
#

now watch me low roll every attack i mutter to myself

weak raptor
#

im 2nd

#

i got 14

lone jacinth
#

wow

weak raptor
#

you're tied with gourmet

sick comet
lone jacinth
analog crown
#

"I should have known you were demons when I saw that you were demons." I say menacingly.

native spindle
tight jasper
#

vinilla 17
boretti 14
gourmet 11
izi 11

barbed devil
mane a
mane b

sick comet
lone jacinth
#

half of my spells are worthless here, it's all for charming

weak raptor
native spindle
#

lowngbow attack with hunters mark

tawdry sable
weak raptor
#

oh

#

ig its cancelled

#

fair enough ig

native spindle
#

loongbow hit 10

sick comet
native spindle
#

dmg 12

weak raptor
native spindle
#

sorry

#

my bad

#

mane a

weak raptor
#

they aint in vc

native spindle
#

hunter's mark 4

weak raptor
#

thats why im explaining to them

lone jacinth
#

neuroHypers weak demons

native spindle
#

'call me lego las" i taunt

sick comet
weak raptor
#

i wanna send my quasit to fight flora

#

17

#

i gotta do manual google dice

#

since its not in the sheets

#

6 dmg (1d4 + 3)

analog crown
weak raptor
#

and then DC 10 CON check

#

or it gets poisoned

lone jacinth
#

Wait how are they farmers and demons?

atomic root
#

Is this dnd right now

lone jacinth
#

this is nonsense

weak raptor
#

alr

lone jacinth
analog crown
weak raptor
#

ye like I can summon an imp

tawdry sable
#

Attention span of a gold fish

weak raptor
#

and that would count as a demon

tawdry sable
#

Lol

weak raptor
#

and I do got a demon rn

#

its a quasit

sick comet
lone jacinth
#

Time to kill demons I guess

weak raptor
#

I KILL DEMONS WITH DEMONS

lone jacinth
analog crown
#

I attack Flora with my axe. Like I always do

sick comet
analog crown
#

27 total.

#

I use Trip Attack manouvre ( it can be declared when I hit )

tawdry sable
analog crown
#

16 damage

native spindle
#

OFF with the demon's head i yell!

lone jacinth
analog crown
#

must succeed dc 14 str or will be knocked prone

#

I use my action surge. now

#

I can do another action

lone jacinth
#

Gourmet CARRY!

analog crown
#

No it's still me

lone jacinth
#

Go Gour Go!

analog crown
#

did Flora get knocked prone from the trip manouvre, dc 14 str

weak raptor
#

i forgor I coulda just blind her

#

which is a CON 13 check

analog crown
#

okay I will do my other action then from the action surge

native spindle
weak raptor
#

its single target

lone jacinth
#

aren't demons resistant to being blinded?

weak raptor
#

ITS A SPELL!!!

analog crown
#

21 vs AC. axe attack

lone jacinth
#

oh Isee

ancient spindle
#

in case anyone missed the fact of the week

image.png
analog crown
#

does the 21 hit?

tawdry sable
#

Everyone start meowing

#

We gotta make it believe able

lone jacinth
analog crown
#

15 damage, and trying to knock prone again.

#

same DC

#

14

lone jacinth
#

This call is as chaotic as the campaign is

analog crown
#

well the damage was nice.

steep flint
analog crown
#

now turn is over.

tawdry sable
#

Lmao

lone jacinth
#

I wanna cast command on the demon

#

if I can

#

13

#

wis

#

well damit

weak raptor
#

damn.

tropic flame
#

chat when live

weak raptor
#

that guy humiliated u

lone jacinth
#

I bard inspire Gourment as well

analog crown
weak raptor
#

we got temp hp to tank some dmg

native spindle
#

we ded

tropic flame
#

thank

weak raptor
#

so it's not joever

native spindle
#

told ya

weak raptor
#

FUCK

analog crown
#

is it weapon attack

lone jacinth
weak raptor
#

its tied

#

izi or gourmet

analog crown
#

can I react to it?

weak raptor
#

oh

lone jacinth
#

23

weak raptor
#

7 temp hp

#

on top of that

lone jacinth
#

oh so 30 effective hp

native spindle
weak raptor
#

pour one out for the crazy homie

native spindle
weak raptor
#

FOUR HEALTH?!

lone jacinth
#

THE TEMP HP WITH THE SAVE

weak raptor
#

nah bro boutta get the Go/Jo treatment

lone jacinth
#

I will not hesitate to burn everything next turn

analog crown
#

Wait

native spindle
#

me

#

?

analog crown
#

20

weak raptor
#

gourmet is second last

#

HE GOT CAUGHT AGAIN

native spindle
#

gourmet got cooked again

analog crown
#

oki

weak raptor
#

ok still got 3 temp hp

native spindle
weak raptor
#

yo vanilla kill that guy

native spindle
#

longbow attack on mane b

weak raptor
#

i gotta debuff the boss

lone jacinth
#

Yeah kill that guy

native spindle
#

wow

#

ok

#

25

#

8 damage

lone jacinth
#

Well we're in for trouble

weak raptor
#

SOLAR FLARE!!!!

lone jacinth
weak raptor
#

BLINDNESS THE SPELL

#

CON 13 CHECK

analog crown
#

"Should have known you were a demon as soon as I saw you named after Margarine, instead of proper butter." I mutter at Flora.

weak raptor
#

come on.......

tawdry sable
#

Bros not bald

native spindle
weak raptor
#

oh.

tawdry sable
#

That's why it failed

weak raptor
#

yeah i dont got the tien or krillin buff

#

they get more charge on their solar flare

analog crown
#

I once again do the original choice of attacking with my axe

#

how very fighter of me

#

Use lucky here

lone jacinth
#

I trust you with my life Gourmet

weak raptor
#

slash and hack through 'em

native spindle
analog crown
#

16 vs. AC

native spindle
#

go on axe lord

analog crown
#

Use superiority dice for distracting strike

#

11 + 5 = 16

#

next damage has +1d8 damage against her.

weak raptor
#

nice

analog crown
#

it, whatever demons are.

lone jacinth
#

Gour the real carry here

weak raptor
#

gour is the one who stepped up

#

he filled the gap gen left

native spindle
#

i took out both the smol ones!!

weak raptor
#

i really got the piccolo treatment in this session

lone jacinth
#

I cast Protection from Evil and Good on Gourmet

#

and bard inspire Gour as well

twilit yoke
lone jacinth
analog crown
#

+2 magic item axe is pretty crazy. with the superiority dice damage I can actually do some work.

#

for any roll? save? attack? damage?

#

I mean

lone jacinth
#

yup! anything

analog crown
#

the inspiration

#

cool

lone jacinth
#

bard inspire is great

analog crown
#

Well even if it is nat 20

native spindle
weak raptor
#

WOWZA

analog crown
#

I hava adamant armor

#

so it's just a hit

weak raptor
#

ye

lone jacinth
#

you're right I don't believe it

weak raptor
#

we both got adamantine

lone jacinth
#

a 1/400 chance???

#

HERE???

analog crown
#

Oki

weak raptor
#

still a rough hit

#

but you lived

analog crown
#

yeah, I have second wind no need to worry

lone jacinth
#

I'll keep healing gour honestly

weak raptor
#

snipe that hoe

lone jacinth
#

You'll do the most damage

native spindle
#

longbow with huntersmark attack

#

welp cya bois been nice knowing yall

#

9

weak raptor
#

nah

native spindle
lone jacinth
open fjord
weak raptor
#

Gourmet, take this for the team!!! I cast blade ward on Gourmet!!! (Until the end of your next turn, you have resistance against bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage dealt by weapon attacks.)

tight jasper
analog crown
#

wait wait wait

#

lets roll back couple seconds

lone jacinth
analog crown
#

The distracting mauvre

#

is not 1d8 to damage

weak raptor
#

oh

lone jacinth
#

oh I don't know 2014 rules sorry

weak raptor
#

right

analog crown
#

it is advantage

#

to roll against it

weak raptor
#

I forgot I can still do solar flare

#

oh

lone jacinth
#

Oh Vanilla! Hit that monster

native spindle
#

what do i rol?

analog crown
#

@native spindle roll attack again

#

yeah that's my bad

lone jacinth
#

the attack roll again

weak raptor
#

KILL THAT HOE!

analog crown
#

I gave you advantage :)

native spindle
#

i rolled 15 when the page crashed

#

fml

#

the page is reloading

#

do i roll the attack again?

#

since it didnt count?

#

ouh ok so it counts

weak raptor
#

no the dmg, since we got game logs to see

native spindle
#

9 dmage

analog crown
#

It's hare

image.png
#

here even

native spindle
#

2 hunters mark

lone jacinth
#

buff Gour with me

#

We're the Gourmet support squad

weak raptor
#

do hunters mark activate if I land the hit or

#

cuz im weighing my options

#

ok

native spindle
#

ouh understood

weak raptor
#

how low is she

#

I cast blindness

#

I cant do that much

#

CON 13

#

im gambling

native spindle
weak raptor
#

wow.

#

atleast thats a NAT 20 out of the way

analog crown
#

I use my ... Battleaxe +2 to attack... once again

weak raptor
#

coulda been a nasty hit

analog crown
#

17

#

vs. AC

lone jacinth
#

Go Gour!

weak raptor
#

slay that hoe

native spindle
#

i'm statistically average in iq

analog crown
#

mauvre is trip

lone jacinth
#

Add the bard inspire to damage

analog crown
#

7 + 6 for 13 damage.

#

the trip is dc 14

#

str

#

for trip

lone jacinth
#

I cast cure wounds on Gourmet

#

7

native spindle
analog crown
#

I am pretty much forcing this if it does not attack me

Fighting Style: Protection

While wielding a shield and a creature you can see attacks a target other than you within 5 ft., you can use your reaction to impose disadvantage on the attack roll.

native spindle
#

15

weak raptor
#

nice

native spindle
#

i call upon

lone jacinth
#

The Gourmet Support Squad is in full force

orchid rock
#

10min til stream starts neuro7

weak raptor
#

oh yeah I forgot I got an actually decent summon for my level that I keep ignoring

analog crown
#

Bad news, I am out of superiority dice

lone jacinth
#

We're doomed

native spindle
#

10 for longbow hit

analog crown
#

good news we still win anyway since we're cool

native spindle
#

lego lost

weak raptor
#

I send my familiar at it

lone jacinth
weak raptor
#

it missed

#

it got 9

orchid rock
#

ray of evil should hit everyone with a black hole when stream starts doing 9999 dmg

weak raptor
#

he's also washed

orchid rock
#

that or just BOOM

silver spire
#

neuroComfy good afternoon everyone <3 twins soon (lets see if we get twin mc)

analog crown
#

Wow

#

how about that

lone jacinth
#

we're not killing this thing on time I see

native spindle
#

its up to you

analog crown
#

axe attack

lone jacinth
#

DO IT GOUR GET A CRIT

analog crown
#

15 + 5 from bardic

native spindle
orchid rock
#

do it a 4th time

analog crown
#

14 damage

lone jacinth
weak raptor
#

alr

orchid rock
lone jacinth
#

I cast Toll the Dead on it

weak raptor
#

izi didnt get the chance to romance nep in this session

orchid rock
lone jacinth
#

13 wis save

#

Damit all

#

Bardic gour again and done

weak raptor
#

can you add my familiar

#

into the list of allies that can be hit

#

nice

#

I can tank it

#

roll for what

cobalt iron
#

time to start packing your dice

lone jacinth
#

If I die then drag me back to the village and give all the credit to gourmet

weak raptor
#

i lost 6 health

#

we good

#

i got temp health

native spindle
#

20 longbow hit

weak raptor
#

7 temp hp

native spindle
#

10 damage

lone jacinth
#

We need to finish this now

weak raptor
#

eldritch blast

native spindle
#

gourmets coming up for the finsihing blow

weak raptor
#

24

#

7

#

damn.

lone jacinth
#

GOURMET ITS ON YOU

analog crown
native spindle
#

G its on u

weak raptor
#

I thought I was gonna get the aura kill

analog crown
#

Critical hit lets see here

lone jacinth
native spindle
analog crown
#

23 would have been the damage.

#

I split her in half

native spindle
cobalt iron
#

5 MINUTES
PACK UP

lone jacinth
twilit yoke
native spindle
#

fire wall izi?

weak raptor
#

that was fun

lone jacinth
weak raptor
#

we beat them with 2 less people

analog crown
#

We've stopped the insurance fraudsters! We're heroes!

steep flint
#

Wawa

native spindle
lone jacinth
#

so we failed to extort them for fraud, sadly

weak raptor
#

how did we go from finding eggs to fighting demons cuh

orchid rock
delicate bough
#

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analog crown
#

Was a good game.

native spindle
#

THANK YOU DM

weak raptor
#

yeah ts fun as hell

analog crown
#

Thanks for running.

lone jacinth
#

Thank you Ray!

weak raptor
#

you're an amazing dm

tawdry sable
spark jolt
native spindle
rapid vector
#

Good morning dnd victors evilWave

terse mango
static iron
lone jacinth
#

neuroWave everyone

static iron
#

hi chat

rotund mantle
scarlet venture
analog crown
#

the rushing at the end paid off, just finished on time

twilit yoke
spark jolt
#

hi chat neuroWaveA

small ginkgo
#

vedalWave Good morning swarm

silver spire
#

excited to see if the nolife firstmessage chatters are returning today

orchid rock
#

dnd ending~ stream starting~

#

t-2m

short dagger
#

Subathons been canceled everybody pack it up

image.png
orchid rock
#

to be fair

#

the timer is going under 100 hours

#

we’re kinda cooked

molten vessel
silver spire
twilit yoke
#

well something fell off

lavish quail
brisk nacelle
verbal lotus
dull peak
rapid vector
jaunty peak
pseudo tendon
vestal yew
wary venture
hazy summit
rotund mantle
steep flint
undone ermine
magic estuary
#

neuroWave Good morning!vedalEvilWave

pearl relic
low shard
hasty notch
open fjord
heavy jetty
small imp
silver spire
#

vedalExcite can't wait for twin yap

tacit ledge
scarlet venture
steep flint
#

Wawa

ebon needle
silver spire
jaunty peak
molten vessel
cobalt iron
twilit yoke
#

Twins today

merry heath
lavish quail
terse mango