OH MAH LORD REPELLING BLAST GONNA CLUTCH UP
#livestream-chat
weak raptor
lone jacinth
I cast Vicious Mockery on the boss
weak raptor
he just said that cuh
weak raptor
let them cook ig.......
mystic fiber
WHAT SONG MAN
weak raptor
better than unintentional friendly fire
native spindle
mystic fiber
7
lone jacinth
analog crown
https://tenor.com/view/voldemor-harrypotter-mechant-sorcier-magie-noir-gif-12511...
Parry Hotter is unalived EEheheeee
lone jacinth
how do I send it in the game log?
mystic fiber
Oof
lone jacinth
I got a 4
weak raptor
how do I send it in the game log?
the game log records the dice rolls on DND beyond
lone jacinth
well, 4 damage nep
mystic fiber
What song man
lone jacinth
yeah great song
mystic fiber
yeah great song
?
lone jacinth
sadly you didn't listen to me so I have to kill you now
bleak charm
Parry Hotter is unalived EEheheeee
what kinda name is that
kinda funny actually
weak raptor
eldritch blast on the imp
get him as far away as possible
aw not my turn ig
i got a 8
mystic fiber
Fine
lone jacinth
ha ha nep
bleak charm
goddamit nep i just got on in this vc
native spindle
I guess i know who's gettn hit with that rogue spell
analog crown
Is this something similar to roll20 battle map system?
mystic fiber
Roll dex or something?
analog crown
Oo cool
mystic fiber
Roll what dice
weak raptor
i might do that later to get some more practice
weak raptor
afk brb
glacial orchid
What song???
Stop doing sidequest
glacial orchid
I charge at the bunny
You felt fear 
glacial orchid
Lol
calm gull
ngl evil asmr was peak, I fell asleep to it 
mystic fiber
Nooooo
glacial orchid
Kick his ahh
mystic fiber
Roll a what?
weak raptor
im back
analog crown
roll 36 damage this time
glacial orchid
I attack the imp
lone jacinth
Well, I won't cast Vicious Mockery on you any more out of respect for doing that nep
haughty dew
She's angry even asleep
glacial orchid
Will do sneak attack if possible too
tight jasper
Neptuen charges at the bunny but critically fails. The bunny anticipates his charge trajectory and manages to attack as he misses
mystic fiber
Oof
glacial orchid
23
analog crown
bonkers
lone jacinth
wow wow
lone jacinth
wow gen carry
lone jacinth
Now, I preform Boom
glacial orchid
The shadow disappeared or wha
tight jasper
Imp gets one shot by Gen as well, there are two more enemies remaining: the shadow bunny, and the boss Bunivex
glacial orchid
Rogue carry:
native spindle
can i do anything to help the others? like a spell for buff? or anything in my character abilites to assist?
weak raptor
and everybody is still all good
lone jacinth
only nep has taken damage to my knowledge
native spindle
time to save neptune again
lone jacinth
I also delt half of that damage to him though
weak raptor
who wants a buff
mystic fiber
Me
weak raptor
I dont think Im gonna succeed on my next hit
native spindle
ill heal nep
mystic fiber
ill heal nep
glacial orchid
I could do a buff against the boss
native spindle
heal 7
mystic fiber
Back to full
glacial orchid
Im one shotting everything lol
analog crown
the shadow still here?
weak raptor
wait does the boss have eyes
lone jacinth
Back to full
ha, I see I'll have to try harder
weak raptor
finally.....
analog crown
since I have to move further away from the boss can I still move to the shadow?
or do I have to ranged attack?
then I move to the shadow and try to attack with my battle axe in melee
16
lone jacinth
wow 16 is pretty good
mystic fiber
ha, I see I'll have to try harder
analog crown
yeah shadow
tawdry sable
<:neuroD:1134963217676906606>
glacial orchid
If anything attacks me I'll try dodge
lone jacinth
make sure it hit's nep I say
weak raptor
13
lone jacinth
then I don't really care what else
glacial orchid
It's fine guys
Deduct your hp on the app
atomic bluff
🍿
lone jacinth
I want to light it and throw it at the boss
weak raptor
I got a tinderbox
lone jacinth
then cast my spell Pyrotechnics on it to create fire works
And preforme Boom as it goes off
on my (flavorful) guitar
mystic fiber
Wait
lone jacinth
oh I don't need a source of fire
mystic fiber
3..
lone jacinth
I also hit the rest of the party right?
lone jacinth
I Hit the boss!
mystic fiber
The boom
mystic fiber
Yes?
weak raptor
unlicensed demolitionist
mystic fiber
Ok
weak raptor
so what's left
analog crown
I rolled 10, I will use lucky to roll again
glacial orchid
15
analog crown
for another 10. I suppose 10 it is
weak raptor
oh wow
lone jacinth
A solid 15 on my performance of Boom as well
mystic fiber
A solid 15 on my performance of Boom as well
Yup
analog crown
is blinded -5 to attack rolls in this edition too?
mystic fiber
BRU
weak raptor
actually imma just cast my buff
native spindle
i just healed him
mystic fiber
Uhh what
native spindle
sadface
lone jacinth
It's just a blind, not damage this time~
analog crown
Was there damage too on me, or just blind?
mystic fiber
15 +4
lone jacinth
fuck
mystic fiber
19
glacial orchid
Mine was 15 lol
mystic fiber
weak raptor
I use armor of agathys on neptune
lone jacinth
wait are you helping him???
weak raptor
You gain 5 temporary hit points for the duration. If a creature hits you with a melee attack while you have these hit points, the creature takes 5 cold damage.
analog crown
"Cool guys look at explosions." I blubber with tears on my now (temporarily) blinded eyes.
glacial orchid
The 2 sides of people with neptune
mystic fiber
What
weak raptor
that also works
10 temp hp that the enemy will also take if they hit you
for that much
weak raptor
there's 2 versions of it ig
native spindle
mystic fiber
So I get +10 free hp right?
weak raptor
but idc really
lone jacinth
Looks like I'll have to pull out the Tasha's Hideous Laughter to cause real problems for nep
mystic fiber
Temp hp
weak raptor
ye free hp that the enemy will take in reflected damage
mystic fiber
Ok
weak raptor
ahhh ok
glacial orchid
They fighting with Neptune's life the rest are just fighting the enemies
mystic fiber
Ok
mystic fiber
I jump up back to the canopy for escaping the dangerous izi
merry orchid
Finally done read chat and collect audio
mystic fiber
Do I roll
glacial orchid
Which enemy is still alive
merry orchid
by chat
mystic fiber
No problem
lone jacinth
You can't get away from me like that nep, my spells only need line of sight
glacial orchid
Coward
mystic fiber
As long as izi is out of my line of sight
lone jacinth
mystic fiber
lone jacinth
You cant escape me nep!
tawdry sable
As long as izi is out of my line of sight
Ey, as long as you can't see it it doesn't exist
glacial orchid
These people
lone jacinth
fuck I rolled a 5
native spindle
weak raptor
the boss hit me with a psychic attack that did 1/3rd of my health
lone jacinth
the boss hit me with a psychic attack that did 1/3rd of my health
oh shit, maybe I should heal you'
glacial orchid
Hell yeah
open fjord
mystic fiber
2 fucks
glacial orchid
Which enemy alive
mystic fiber
7
tawdry sable
oh shit, maybe I should heal you'
Ik you would go chase nep so he gets mind controlled again
lone jacinth
That's the plan
analog crown
classic Neptune stealth
weak raptor
yandere ass relationship
mystic fiber
classic Neptune stealth
Bruh
glacial orchid
Which enemy alive
lone jacinth
unless someone else really needs my help
native spindle
ha; if i roll low we cooked
glacial orchid
Aight i attack the boss and then bonus action to dodge back
lone jacinth
ha; if i roll low we cooked
we are? how bad is it really?
mystic fiber
BTW guys you all listening to my music right?
weak raptor
it did 10 psychic dmg
lone jacinth
BTW guys you all listening to my music right?
analog crown
no, I mean did you REALLY expect us to?
lone jacinth
wow it can almost one shot me
mystic fiber
no, I mean did you REALLY expect us to?
Eeh
glacial orchid
Aight i attack the boss and then bonus action to dodge back
14
mystic fiber
no, I mean did you REALLY expect us to?
No
glacial orchid
First time I missed ,yall are cooked
weak raptor
right click on his user
mystic fiber
Your music audio is mixing with ray of evil voice
You can make my volume quieter
weak raptor
and mute on yo own
native spindle
watch me senpai
glacial orchid
Yall need to shine
lone jacinth
Well if it's going bad maybe I shouldn't focus on killing my mortal enemy and let both me and nep help
native spindle
i have a special attack ? horde breaker... does that apply here?
weak raptor
I aint pulling my worth rn which is def on me gng
native spindle
aww... i'm cooked my fellowship
lone jacinth
I aint pulling my worth rn which is def on me gng
totally not my fault at all
glacial orchid
Help me with the boss gang
native spindle
it's been nice knowing ya
lone jacinth
If you pin it down it'll have disadvantage on my thunder wave~
hasty notch
Good morning livestream chat 
mystic fiber
Yeah izi
native spindle
hmmmm..... i casted hunter's mark on my first turn does it still have its effect on currently?
lone jacinth
Totally not planning on killing everyone with a thunderwave
weak raptor
im 2nd in initiative, so it's impossible for me to do an attack before you can, izi
valid void
hello
valid void
do i hear aishite
tight jasper
izi 19
boretti 17
neptune 16
gen 15
vinilla 13
gourmet 8
glacial orchid
sweeet legolas its time
Please don't hit me
weak raptor
im living up to my feat (Keen Mind)
native spindle
longbow hit 15
lone jacinth
wow 15 is good
native spindle
longbow hit dmg 5
lone jacinth
I do like how we can all see each others rolls with the site
native spindle
hunter's mark 3
lone jacinth
Oh can I kill steal?
native spindle
i'm spent
analog crown
I move to melee with Bunivex and raise my axe
weak raptor
It's on you Gourmet, I know you can do this
lone jacinth
analog crown
It's time to butcher this rabbit
native spindle
finish the fight
analog crown
Battle axe attack
lone jacinth
dam, guess I won't get the kill
mystic fiber
<:neuroHypers:1135051812722982922>
Why are you my brain?
native spindle
hare stew for tonight dinner
analog crown
- I use my last lucky dice
lone jacinth
Why are you my brain?
I said, because I'm always trying to kill you
weak raptor
Why are you my brain?
weak raptor
works as well
weak raptor
ah shit....
analog crown
if its physical attack
native spindle
we should have ended the fight before
analog crown
I try to react again
native spindle
we dead now
lone jacinth
we should have ended the fight before
sorry guys 
analog crown
Fighting Style: Protection
weak raptor
Arigato, Gen............
glacial orchid
14
analog crown
oo :(
native spindle
lone jacinth
honestly me showing up was a net negative for the party overall
native spindle
it's been nice knowing ya
mystic fiber
honestly me showing up was a net negative for the party overall
I wonder why…
lone jacinth
tawdry sable
honestly me showing up was a net negative for the party overall
Dw the party was already struggling early into the one shot
glacial orchid
I cant carry no more
mystic fiber
Your mission objective is to fuck me over
lone jacinth
wait wasn't the Boss blinded?
valid void
is this d&d
native spindle
don't give into your inner demon
lone jacinth
I see I see
weak raptor
Dw the party was already struggling early into the one shot
that is such a cap gng, only in the intro where vinilla wanted to rob shit
native spindle
DOn't think about you know who
weak raptor
which I managed to clutch up by being a good performer
lone jacinth
maybe I shouldn't've blinded all the people actually fighting the boss
analog crown
when did the blind end btw?
native spindle
save us all
lone jacinth
end of your turn
weak raptor
izi, no?
native spindle
i wish i was still blind; i can already smell whats cooking next
lone jacinth
I did throw it away from me at the boss so I don't think I got hit
weak raptor
h
lone jacinth
I want to throw my Javelin at the boss using my own bardic inspiration
analog crown
d8 extra damage if you hit
analog crown
I grab the corpse of the bunivex
weak raptor
LETS GOOOOO
mystic fiber
analog crown
and start cooking it
weak raptor
loved it
lone jacinth
I also cast Suggestion on nep
weak raptor
oh yeah guys
mystic fiber
For this moment
weak raptor
about those eggs
analog crown
I suck at cooking: 4
mystic fiber
Yes
native spindle
MOOOAAAARRRRRR Please
glacial orchid
Continue
weak raptor
its tmrw for my timezone
lone jacinth
Yes I also want to play!
analog crown
I can continue ye
weak raptor
I wanna keep playing
native spindle
time we fight the big beasties
mystic fiber
Information
Next slot is at 12:00 GMT
analog crown
yeah I am free
lone jacinth
I want to use all my out of combat stuff
glacial orchid
Sure
mystic fiber
Slot 3 is 1200 - 1500 GMT
weak raptor
sure
lone jacinth
but yeah I cast Suggestion on nep
valid void
i am going to quitely play music on piano
glacial orchid
Yea
analog crown
sure I could eat something quickly
weak raptor
half an hour sounds enough
lone jacinth
I demand that he join my endless performance
native spindle
whatever time all agrees upon
weak raptor
can I heal up
glacial orchid
Imma one shot every non boss again
lone jacinth
You'll be dancing with me for the next 8 hours
native spindle
yay goooooold
glacial orchid
Lets consider this as long rest
sick comet
good morning
tight jasper
Back at <t:1767441000:t> - <t:1767441600:t>
native spindle
Lets consider this as long rest
tight jasper
You're now all level 4!
analog crown
wooo~ I'll go level up
lone jacinth
Perfect so I can cast suggestion on nep and get my second level spell slot back
tight jasper
lone jacinth
I love feats
sick comet
glacial orchid
good morning
Btw I wasn't able to watch bloons
weak raptor
coolio
merry orchid
damn i should have use that yesterday
native spindle
where's the level up button?
sick comet
Btw I wasn't able to watch bloons
ah closes got on logs was 39 with the glue gunners and quincy ended up making a regorw farm and i'm broke again on it from buying the raft to place quincy in the centre
tight jasper
You'll each get 1,000 gold pieces, 1 rare item, and 1 uncommon item
If you click the anvil on the top right (cog on mobile) you can change the level
lone jacinth
MONEY
sick comet
Btw I wasn't able to watch bloons
i ended up leaving vc in end and the game my wifi started to bug out mb sorry
lone jacinth
do we decide which ones we get or will you decided which items we get?
tight jasper
You can find a list of items here: https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/dmg-2014/magic-items-a-z
weak raptor
picked up inspiring leader to give yall and my familiar temp hp based on my level and charisma
tight jasper
do we decide which ones we get or will you decided which items we get?
I'll let you have some fun and choose, there are quite a lot though so if you're struggling I can pick something out. Otherwise I recommend you use ChatGPT and see what they recommend
weak raptor
I'll let you have some fun and choose, there are quite a lot though so if you're...
I can heal myself now right?
tight jasper
I can heal myself now right?
Yes, you're out of battle and back in town so you're fully healed
weak raptor
kk
glacial orchid
i ended up leaving vc in end and the game my wifi started to bug out mb sorry
Ahhhh its aight
glacial orchid
i ended up leaving vc in end and the game my wifi started to bug out mb sorry
Fell asleep downloading
glacial orchid
Yes, you're out of battle and back in town so you're fully healed
I wanted prodigy but ig it isn't available
tight jasper
You can look at this for the full list of shop items: https://www.dndbeyond.com/equipment?filter-source-category=26&filter-source-category=1
sick comet
Fell asleep downloading
fair enough
sick comet
Ahhhh its aight
thx
tight jasper
I wanted prodigy but ig it isn't available
That looks like a background? It's something you select when you create your character https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Prodigy_(5e_Background)
tight jasper
you're really generous with the rewards
It's a one shot and I'm trying to let you guys have fun :)
weak raptor
7 free temp hp 🤤 (Up to six targets including myself)
analog crown
I took feat: Strike of the Giants: Fire Strike, essentially I can deal extra 1d10 damage once per turn to a target if I hit with a weapon attack. This sounds pretty OP :)
lone jacinth
Not me taking metamagic feat so I can use command dance on nep and make it last 24 hours 
weak raptor
It's a one shot and I'm trying to let you guys have fun :)
oh yeah, how much gold were we supposed to get? (So I can edit it myself)
lone jacinth
1k each
twilit yoke
O_O
valid void
?
restive bay
twilit yoke
analog crown
You'll each get 1,000 gold pieces, 1 rare item, and 1 uncommon item
can we spend the gold on something? or is it just something we have?
ancient hound
What's up Livechat
tight jasper
can we spend the gold on something? or is it just something we have?
Yes you can buy normal items or magical items, they have costs associated with them
analog crown
nice
glacial orchid
Yes you can buy normal items or magical items, they have costs associated with t...
I chose a feat
tight jasper
picked up inspiring leader to give yall and my familiar temp hp based on my leve...
It's a good ability, I have it on my utility warlock
tight jasper
I chose a feat
This is separate, so the level up to 4 gives you a feat, and as a quest reward you can get some items as well
glacial orchid
How to get items
glacial orchid
This is separate, so the level up to 4 gives you a feat, and as a quest reward y...
I chose martial adept btw
tight jasper
analog crown
(Me casually upgrading to plate armor from chain armor with the magic item)
I am unable to find the magic item prices :S
valid void
what would heavy metal sound like on the piano..
bleak charm
i have this midi keyboard i bought that i havent been using since five months ago lmao
analog crown
If I wanted to buy Cloak of Protection: +1 bonus to Armor Class and saving throws while you wear this cloak. Can I get that with my funds of 1.1k gold?
bleak charm
idek how to play piano yet
valid void
i have this midi keyboard i bought that i havent been using since five months ag...
lol
tight jasper
I am unable to find the magic item prices :S
Oh right sometimes there aren't prices, just take whatever 1 rare or 1 uncommon item and spend the rest on normal items
valid void
i have a midi keboard but i rarely use it
analog crown
oki
valid void
i mostly use my pc keyboard lol
bleak charm
i have a midi keboard but i rarely use it
its so small 
its brand name has smk25 in it
valid void
its so small <:KEKW:726545659590869022>
lol, mine is big and it is the yamaha P45
bleak charm
damn that sounds nice
lone jacinth
oh my god I have discovered the wand of Boom
native spindle
do i have to manually add in the items and loots gained from each session?
bleak charm
lol, mine is big and it is the yamaha P45
can you do the undertale one, and no not the megalovania the song "undertale"
valid void
damn that sounds nice
what is, the fact that i have a yamaha p45 or the piano?
bleak charm
piano noises
valid void
can you do the undertale one, and no not the megalovania the song "undertale"
i only know how to make songs......
ancient hound
oh my god I have discovered the wand of Boom
The wand of boom? Elaborate, please, I'm so curious.
native spindle
the eliv staff is real?
analog crown
We should all get Broom of Flying and become aerial combat party
bleak charm
making songs huh ill give ya a holler if im not lazy enough to finish what im doing if thats okay with you
lone jacinth
It's the wand of Pyrotechnics, but the only thing it does is make an explosion by spending it's charges
bleak charm
it may take a long time
lone jacinth
The wand of Boom
ancient hound
It's the wand of Pyrotechnics, but the only thing it does is make an explosion b...
"but the only thing it does is make an explosion"
"only"
I wand it. Sounds amazing.
lone jacinth
Well, it's a harmless explosion
weak raptor
im looking for a rare item
analog crown
I am here
ancient hound
Oh... Well damn, fair enough. That's unfortunate then.
native spindle
how do i look up the items/loot in inventory?
bleak charm
ur making wanna pull out my midi keyboard lmao but ill try not to
lone jacinth
I will take the Eyes of the Eagle as uncommon item and Amulet of Health as rare item
weak raptor
I got cloak of displacement and adamantine breastplate to negate crit dmg
lone jacinth
No hiding from me now nep
analog crown
took the most basic stuff, but powerful
glacial orchid
I can't get items
native spindle
My dnd beyond takes ages to load anything
glacial orchid
My dnd beyond takes ages to load anything
Same
lone jacinth
My health went from 18 to 39, talk about a glow up
native spindle
im using the pc version
same;
weak raptor
im at 35 health now
glacial orchid
I would like a crossbow maybe if its common
And something rare that give damage boost
weak raptor
I took inspiring leader as my feat becuz it is too valuable to not have
lone jacinth
take the feat for crossbow?
native spindle
could i know what we got from the last period of party activities till now?
whatever loot or items each/or party got
glacial orchid
Ohhhh I have proficiency on crossbow I think
native spindle
gold / weapons /whatever loot
weak raptor
I forgot that I should've gotten 7 temp hp earlier becuz I one shotted that one choco golem from my passive
but whatever
glacial orchid
Ohhhhh
lone jacinth
I will also take divinely favored as my feat
native spindle
so we choose what rare item and uncommon item we want?
or it's up to Dm digrestion
analog crown
I did not realize I could use the feat bonus I picked only twice per long rest, so I changed to Ability Score Improvement for +2 score on strength
weak raptor
how much would an upgraded glaive cost if the base is 20 gp (+1)
analog crown
I did not realize I could use the feat bonus I picked only twice per long rest, ...
At least with this +8 bonus to attack rolls I should have easy time hitting people
lone jacinth
I will now cast Charm Person on nep
austere tendon
Morning Chat/Good Day chat
tight kindle
lone jacinth
for free because of my divine favor
analog crown
can I spend my 1.1k on Cloak of Protection: +1 bonus to Armor Class and saving throws while you wear this cloak.
ancient hound
<a:WHAT:1293890244290019420>
Only 3,874 days?
lone jacinth
I did have to attune to both of my items, do I have to wait for a rest to use them?
or do I attune to them now?
lone jacinth
ok ok
weak raptor
yeah same
analog crown
I have the rare too, seems like one one was willing to sell me a magic item, understandable though
weak raptor
I took adamantine armour
lone jacinth
I now have a +4 on con checks, this item is op
misty smelt
<a:WHAT:1293890244290019420>
analog crown
you don't find magical life saving cloaks everywhere you look
weak raptor
its uncommon
glacial orchid
How does the advantage of cloak works
lone jacinth
Who needs to dodge attacks anyways? Tanking it face first is the way
ancient spindle
damn the asmr stream made me not fall but CRASH asleep
ancient spindle
13h of sleep
tight kindle
Only 3,874 days? <:neuroD:1134963217676906606>
native spindle
Oh noooo
sorry was trying to get my mheadset working again
yes please
i'd like some help
lone jacinth
I would also love to buy a few torches so I can use the Pyrotechnics spell again
native spindle
Eli the variant human / ranger hunter
lone jacinth
Then I shall buy 100 torches so that I can spend only 1 gp cleanly
Got I love the dnd economy
tawdry sable
Then I shall buy 100 torches so that I can spend only 1 gp cleanly
How are you going to store them?
Will you have nep carry em
native spindle
i was thinking more of improving my bow perhaps? and getting one of the uncommon quiver
ancient hound
<:neuro7:1129322212265050204>
I weep for the rest of you, but I for one am quite excited to have a definitive end date.
weak raptor
can I use find familiar to summon a Quasit in the meanwhile?
(It's my best summon on the 4 options I got)
native spindle
welll then ; guess ill take your best suggestion of the +1 longbow and the rare item
glacial orchid
How to buy items, I gonna buy armblade
native spindle
thank you DM
lone jacinth
So how much do I have to pay to buy the Cli Lyre?
I want it
It'll help me so much in charming nep
It's a rare magic item
I took amulet of health
so I want to buy this with my 1k gold if possible
analog crown
How to buy items, I gonna buy armblade
(requires attunement by a Warforged)
I think that is warforged race item
native spindle
Do we add the 1000 gold to our own inventory?
analog crown
dm might allow it anyway though
rotund mantle
i did clip it! i just didn't send it here 
native spindle
what's good for a purchase with my 1k gold then?
wispy zealot
Wonder if neuro knows the name Airis 
analog crown
I bought couple more handaxes
rotund mantle
also g'mornin chat 
weak raptor
ye
lone jacinth
got it got it!
analog crown
Im ready
glacial orchid
Aight
native spindle
we good for now
full ridge
also g'mornin chat <a:buh:1126307115015872532>
lone jacinth
Ok~ I do love killing monsters
analog crown
"Goblins taste just like chicken," I eagerly explain to everyone in the same cart as me.
glacial orchid
Time to carry again
weak raptor
I can test out my fella
analog crown
6 on the save.
weak raptor
14
lone jacinth
15
native spindle
10
weak raptor
yikes
weak raptor
Can I make my Quasit transform into the centipede beast mode or is it only in combat?
lone jacinth
I want to ask about what enemies we'll be facing
analog crown
I just follow my group. I am not the perceptive sort, I just hit things.
lone jacinth
I see I see,
weak raptor
I'm willing to stay back to keep the village safe
native spindle
i'll try to investigate around the other farm buildings? for any clues; physical evidence
analog crown
16 insight
lone jacinth
I shall roll history to learn more
weak raptor
aw 9 on insight
lone jacinth
15
glacial orchid
I have 20 on insight
lone jacinth
holy gen
native spindle
I think* found something
lone jacinth
Wait the monsters learned to gain power from the gods???
glacial orchid
Damn
lone jacinth
We'll this will be challenging
weak raptor
Can I make my Quasit transform into the centipede beast mode or is it only in co...
j
its the trait for it
so idk
kk
alr
glacial orchid
Lets head out
lone jacinth
I want to join
analog crown
If I notice Vinilla break way from the party I follow
weak raptor
I'm willing to stay back to make sure it's safe for the villagers
glacial orchid
I fly up
native spindle
Guard up
lone jacinth
Does that mean the monsters are still close by?
analog crown
21 insight
native spindle
10 insight
glacial orchid
16
lone jacinth
I see I see,
native spindle
aboooose
lone jacinth
Well, I was right, it's just that the real monsters were the people here all along
weak raptor
aw 11
analog crown
I walk close to one of the farmers and place my hand on his shoulder, "Hello mate, why are the animals scared?"
glacial orchid
Well, I was right, it's just that the real monsters were the people here all alo...
Im a bird
lone jacinth
yeah ask them, they'll have to lie to our face now
native spindle
i chime in wutyouonaboutm8?
glacial orchid
Im technically a monster
native spindle
i sense heis
weak raptor
(Is performing a feat a bonus action in combat or can I do it whenver?)
analog crown
(that does not mean the man was lying)
lone jacinth
Well, I've learned I'm stupid
weak raptor
I wanna use inspiring leader
analog crown
(you just believe)
lone jacinth
glacial orchid
Can we go out now
native spindle
i guess we found all that could gather from the village
ancient hound
Well, I've learned I'm stupid
Low Intelligence stat, but max Wisdom, apparently.
analog crown
I think windmills are places where stuff happens
native spindle
ill take the windmill?
analog crown
so I head there
glacial orchid
Windmills ig
analog crown
ill take the windmill?
🤝
lone jacinth
Funny because I also have advantage on perception checks
weak raptor
I wanna check the previous battle sight ig
native spindle
sussy baka
analog crown
"Grind deez" I say to them
tawdry sable
Funny because I also have advantage on perception checks
For someone who basically mind controlled nep you sure are gullible
native spindle
sussy baka
analog crown
and I continue.
glacial orchid
They be lying
lone jacinth
I'm an idiot, someone else do it
glacial orchid
I'll roll as well
weak raptor
I got magic resistance from my familiar cuz im close to them
native spindle
wooohoo 19
glacial orchid
17
native spindle
let's goooo sussy baka get served
glacial orchid
We cookin
lone jacinth
I'll go check the previous battle fields if I trust them
glacial orchid
Head on
analog crown
I have not even stopped to listen, I already was walking there anyway
weak raptor
I wanna check the previous battle sight
native spindle
i look over at gen and gourmet and see if we can find out what the villagershiding
glacial orchid
My rogue cookin rolls
lone jacinth
Well, I don't think splitting is easy so I'll go with them
analog crown
(splitting the party is bad meta wise often, but I am not gonna meta game here)
weak raptor
sure ig
lone jacinth
(splitting the party is bad meta wise often, but I am not gonna meta game here)
I think it's just hard on the dm
Yeah we rude guests
weak raptor
that works
analog crown
(it often requires adjusting on flight for encounter situations too, which can lead to too easy or too hard encounters)
weak raptor
(I'm gonna get jumped)
lone jacinth
Let's go up!
native spindle
guards up
analog crown
I climb up.
native spindle
i sense fishy business
glacial orchid
I fly to the roof
lone jacinth
We must climb higher
glacial orchid
Yeah
lone jacinth
Surely we'll find something, unless there's a secret basement we missed on the ground floor
glacial orchid
18
native spindle
what about the bags of ground-up produce?
lone jacinth
Lazy people, surely this isn't a sign that this is all just an act
weak raptor
oh they lyin' now?
glacial orchid
Nahhhh
lone jacinth
wait these guys are scamming the village?
analog crown
"These are the most dangerous sort of criminals," I mumble. "They might be trying to commit a tax fraud."
lone jacinth
hilarious
glacial orchid
Should we dip now
weak raptor
"These are the most dangerous sort of criminals," I mumble. "They might be tryin...
even the joker don't want no smoke with the IRS
lone jacinth
"These are the most dangerous sort of criminals," I mumble. "They might be tryin...
isn't this more like insurance fraud?
weak raptor
this village kinda lame in retrospect
i feel like I got lied to on the job application
lone jacinth
with the attacks and fake resources sounds like textbook insurance fraud
glacial orchid
Should we go to other places
weak raptor
what I want is to scrap but now we in a conspiracy theory
lone jacinth
I want to see the previous battle sights
weak raptor
battle sight ye
analog crown
I sense a conspiracy. want to check the fields.
glacial orchid
Fields
native spindle
the fields of blood and glory hold a clue
wooden elbow
valid void
lol once i heard windmill i started playing song of storms (windmill theme)
analog crown
Do the grain from the fields match what I saw in the windmill? Corn and wheat?
native spindle
the barley was slain.... so young they were sown
weak raptor
I wanna use detect magic to see if there's any remaining traces from the foretold clerics
native spindle
so young
glacial orchid
Imma do perception here
lone jacinth
Can we make out the effects of specific spells on the battle fields?
weak raptor
16
analog crown
my insight is failing me: 8
glacial orchid
19
weak raptor
I wanna see if there's a trail from it
native spindle
Gen fly up to scout out the far sights from this point
glacial orchid
My perception too goated
weak raptor
twelve eyes man
glacial orchid
Lol
lone jacinth
"It's wheat" 🔥
weak raptor
The wheat IS WHEAT!!!!
analog crown
I eat the wheat, "It's wheat... how neat."
native spindle
I eat the wheat, "It's wheat... how neat."
does it taste like breakfast?
weak raptor
aint no way the cook just ate wheat grains bruh
glacial orchid
Was gonna use survival for the tracks lol but you gave the info
analog crown
aint no way the cook just ate wheat grains bruh
Have to taste test the produce at the source.
glacial orchid
Go to forest
weak raptor
I really wanna scrap but whatever
lone jacinth
Well, I could go back to the main house and try to scam the people there
analog crown
"We should start wrapping up this investigation before we go get rid of the monsters."
native spindle
we try to follow the blood trail leading away from the village? suggests
weak raptor
Well, I could go back to the main house and try to scam the people there
classic izi
lone jacinth
Well, going into the forest now is a good idea
glacial orchid
I want to go to forest just to do a perception and come back
Not to deep ,and im flying either way
surreal nexus
Do y’all think vedal has the twins pc’s decorated to match them? lol
lone jacinth
I'm going in on foot
native spindle
the woods smell foul ; something lurks in its shadows......i murmur
lone jacinth
I want to use my eagle eyes to see things
twilit yoke
Do y’all think vedal has the twins pc’s decorated to match them? lol
we can only hope but probably not because that would require him to do something nice for Evil
glacial orchid
Nat 1 lol
analog crown
Do y’all think vedal has the twins pc’s decorated to match them? lol
decorated them to look like 1990's pcs
tight jasper
Do y’all think vedal has the twins pc’s decorated to match them? lol
I'm sure he decks them out so each twin has a different feel and colour scheme
glacial orchid
Frick lol
analog crown
Gen: 🌲 looks like 🌲
native spindle
i bet nere's pc has a 5090
glacial orchid
Too much perception
lone jacinth
I also want to check so I can use my cool magic item
weak raptor
sure ig
glacial orchid
Back to the farm
native spindle
Gen no trail?
glacial orchid
Gen no trail?
Tree
lone jacinth
perception check like gen did
native spindle
merde... pardon my language
twilit yoke
merde... pardon my language
if it's good enough for Captain Picard it's good enough for me
glacial orchid
merde... pardon my language
Everything was tree
glacial orchid
he also had a +7 <:ICANT:1093292528066904195>
Yeah so 8
lone jacinth
time to go back
glacial orchid
Time for farm
analog crown
I think I was thinking of speaking to people at the big building
native spindle
i rush ahead into the village and sneak into one of the other buildings we have not searched.
weak raptor
farm ig, I wanna use armor of agathys on my familiar to bump it up to 19 hp (mixed with temp hp)
glacial orchid
I might be lagging
native spindle
so i guess i'll have to sneak around the big building whilst the others talk to the occupants
rare fjord
morning chat
lone jacinth
Well, I want to try and persuade one of the mentally weaker looking farmers into telling me the details of the insurance fraud
native spindle
so i guess i'll have to sneak around the big building whilst the others talk to ...
can this be my turn?
tawdry sable
Well, I want to try and persuade one of the mentally weaker looking farmers into...
You still might believe them since you're so gullible
lone jacinth
Well I got a 10
weak raptor
(Deception works too)
analog crown
(The insurance companies will give us massive reward if we manage to uncover these fraudsters)
lone jacinth
(The insurance companies will give us massive reward if we manage to uncover the...
surely...
weak raptor
20 (19 plus 1)
lone jacinth
I want to convince them to tell me
lone jacinth
He's also doing this
native spindle
whilst the others are talking to the occupants i sneak around ? and try to source out any clues?within the big building
weak raptor
I can actually do stuff now
lone jacinth
We can do the good cop bad cop thing for both!
weak raptor
Persuasion by slowly forcing him to talk too much during our conversation
that works too
ye
lone jacinth
I want to be the good cop to help him then!
weak raptor
20 (17 + 3)
glacial orchid
Imma just stealth out of the convo
lone jacinth
Wow he doesn't need my help
glacial orchid
Imma just stealth out of the convo
25
lone jacinth
We are just torturing them now
native spindle
i've been sneaking about....
lone jacinth
I want the details of the insurance fraud
analog crown
One of the people keeping him there is 7 foot tall half orc in adamant fullplate with a battleaxe, I don't think this guy is a normal farmer if is not telling us what we want to know.
native spindle
rooms drawers anything anyclue i can get my hands on
glacial orchid
21
lone jacinth
I'm fairly sure it's insurance fraud, I need to know what's happening here
fuck we grabbed the wrong guy
weak raptor
I wanna ask him if he saw something out of place
glacial orchid
Pickpocket
21
weak raptor
cuz like this guy is just a farmer
weak raptor
21<:neuro7:1129322212265050204>
WAIT CUH WE ALL HAVE 1K
AND YOU STILL ROBBED THIS POOR GUY
glacial orchid
Hell yeah
lone jacinth
So did he partake in any of the suspicious actions? Like making or moving the fake bags or did he do any other suspicious actions?
weak raptor
I know damn well he didn't mean to do that
analog crown
I am starting to lose my patience, and I start heading toward where I think Flora is.
Flowa? Flora?
weak raptor
You just stole the key to his room, how's he going to go to sleep now???
mf stole his house keys
glacial orchid
+5 on sleight of hand
+7 on stealth with advantage 
glacial orchid
I am starting to lose my patience, and I start heading toward where I think Flor...
I'll go too
weak raptor
anyhow what were we doing again
glacial orchid
No one sees the giant bird pickpocketing
analog crown
He already was exhausted, now he can't even get to his bed <:ICANT:1093292528066...
Should've been more helpful.
weak raptor
*I found him
lone jacinth
Should've been more helpful.
glacial orchid
Yeah
lone jacinth
yeah someone who's in on it
analog crown
yup
weak raptor
we boutta jump her
lone jacinth
Well, looks like we're part of the insurance fraud now
analog crown
"We should focus on the monsters for now. That is our main job here."
glacial orchid
Was gonna steal from the man more
analog crown
I start heading toward the monsters as fast as I can.
lone jacinth
Do we see any suspiciously human shaped cloaked figures among the enemies?
glacial orchid
I stealthily follow
weak raptor
YESSSSS
analog crown
Yep.
weak raptor
I WANNA BOX
glacial orchid
I stealthily follow
16
weak raptor
sounds fun
lone jacinth
Only 15? better than I thought
weak raptor
I can finally use my AoE spell
analog crown
I have action surge, I got this, ezpz
glacial orchid
Time to one shot again
analog crown
Flora is very sus, can I determine if she is beign honest?
glacial orchid
Imma guess I dont get it cause im stealthed
analog crown
12
lone jacinth
Well I'll take it
analog crown
I just accept Flora's blessing.
lone jacinth
Surely this isn't going to bite me later
analog crown
Surely Flora is just commiting insurance fraud, not killing people.
lone jacinth
Bard
glacial orchid
I'll take it
analog crown
Fighter
glacial orchid
Lol
lone jacinth
what god is this from???
analog crown
I figured Flora was honest so me too.
lone jacinth
can I do a Religion check on this?
glacial orchid
Bruh ,I regretted this
weak raptor
I don't take the freebies cuz I'm a warlock cuh
glacial orchid
Imma stealth again
native spindle
can she bless/ enchant a weapon instead?
lone jacinth
damit all
glacial orchid
Imma stealth again
16
lone jacinth
great great, time to fight
weak raptor
do we roll initiative now
glacial orchid
weak raptor
14
lone jacinth
20(18+2)
analog crown
I did not reject, is the blessing same for each person?
weak raptor
It's not personal really, it's because of my personality distrusting strangers and thinking the worst from them
glacial orchid
22
analog crown
7 initiative 
lone jacinth
surely I won't get hit with a spell that requires a saving throw now
glacial orchid
Imma get so much damage i can 1 hit
analog crown
ok nice I will never miss now
native spindle
i didn't reject or accpet it ; anything for me?
weak raptor
nope
analog crown
Have I had 6 7 8 now?
native spindle
we roll initaive?
orchid rock
weak raptor
ye
lone jacinth
Are they in the fields or are they behind it?
weak raptor
yep
lone jacinth
yep!
native spindle
6
glacial orchid
<:MonkaChrist:809213868516835379>
Second part
native spindle
big whup
weak raptor
THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!
glacial orchid
Fun character fr
native spindle
wait a minute I'M ranger can't i go stealth too?
lone jacinth
I want to cast the 4th level spell wall of fire on all the enemies to deal 5d8 fire damage to all of them on my first turn, need to check if I'm going to accidently burn all the fields in the process
glacial orchid
wait a minute I'M ranger can't i go stealth too?
Roll
glacial orchid
roll stealth?
I think so
native spindle
DM what say you?
tight jasper
gen 22
izi 20
boretti 14
goblin a 14
goblin b 14
goblin c 14
gourmet 7
vinilla 6
big goblin 4
Vinilla slowpoke
analog crown
glacial orchid
I'll use my special ambush then attack with rapier and use bonus action to hide
lone jacinth
<:evilWAJAJA:1328963853995737189> Vinilla slowpoke
reminds me of that one meme of that guy wayy low on the podium
analog crown
if you get close to them you also lose my defense from Fighting Style: Protection, so I can't protect you
glacial orchid
14
lone jacinth
if you get close to them you also lose my defense from Fighting Style: Protectio...
just get close to them as well 5head
weak raptor
we all have 7 temp hp so we can shrug off the first hit
analog crown
the gobbos have turn before me
glacial orchid
I have advantage right?