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Fridge contained one pizza and a half eaten croissant
can someone gift 36 subs for 166666
still wants fish based meal
it's a common move, but on an aipom?
lacks alcohol
tip: pick up and drop it to reset the timer
please stop flexing on us

Literally my fridge
first a world record on twitch, than a world record for fastest malnutrition in 2026. What CAN'T this man do? 

tbf ordering sushi feels weird
thats on his desk


????
what monster puts an ONION into the fridge?!
Normal types learn some eird moves
Get a load of this fridge-haver ↑
Making sushi is so easy
sushi 
loving the stream so far
I just have a lettuce in there
I've never eaten sushi before.
same
chat should i order sushi?
You're missing out man
THAT ONE IS FAIR
This is gonna make me so much in X ad rev
only if you have access to sushi quality fish
Me trying to figure out the filters 

I did work at a Japanese Teppanyaki restaurant with a Sushi Bar... NOT ALL SUSHI IS BAD IN BRITAN
Streaming in braille
True
new vedal987_braille channel
ARG
No I'm not.
I don't know what sushi is like in UK, but I'm sure it's still better than whatever Vedal eats
Holy shit he found missingno
british sushi 
holy hes getting cooked
Its yummyyy
Why tf are you watching the stream in braille
guh those are pain
fish and chippy
No mushy peas smh
????
Im blind
Ewwers don't know the joy of fresh fish and chips ↓
I don't think he's watching if it's in braille
i cant wait for vedal to miss a legendary pokemon and chat spams MISSED LEGENDARY LEGENDARY
Vedal's inners are exactly those ones
it's aaa but on other language






That was the joke 

sad little son vedal
some people want to watch the world burn 🤡



\


XDX \
British sushi 😋
She's so tired of him lol.
This is my first ime using the program and its pretty weird ngl
xdx XDX
I'm looking at an article about neuro and the grammar here truely is amazing
yeah its weird
😭
Not making the food with neuro. Smh smh
Neuro-samer 
What is that 
LOL
LULE AI GEN ARTICLE
Getting doxxed soon 


Amazing, I had no idea that the former empire of Rome was streaming on Twitch 
Whale sushi 



Grammer is real


dont check what the braille says
Imagine he gets banned for doxxing the king


they meant Neuro gamer
why does he know that

Sherman Williams paint code?
osu 

Yes the Thames does get whales
osu?

0SU 
OSU?!?

she's so cheeky 
UH
LOL


his amazon streams had the address as that in the past

LIVING AT OSU 
so neuro is basically royal ai

Nero-samer 
166666!
buckingham palace amazon flashbacks
Peak
166666!

That's a pretty
looking sub count
ONE PIECE????

Well done getting the
sub count
brother forgot about fly 
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
Guys, we needed to make 16666 subs for the Evil ASMR stream 
Neuro-Sameer from the Vedal Village in northern India

NOOOO DON'T GO DOWN GO UP
Duration: 15 seconds
538 votes — 82% (winner)
116 votes — 18%
you should sub
Should everyone sub?
26
29
1
Yes
happy birthday
HBD SHIRO
Neuro's polls are real fastballs sometimes
happy birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRO!!!
happy january 2nd shiro

forgor like double jump
I was here for 166666
number
number
67
its over
happy birthday
damn
89
shiro can u give me birthday role for your birthday tomorrow
Gifter🔪
just 500k more subs guys
67 lule


1011
I wonder when the happy birthday shiro meme will die. I'm guessing, never.
gn chat
Current titles pretty good tbf
the FOG...
wait wait wiat
Till shiro runs out of brithdays

it's fine, i'm sure ppl will repeat the bit from last subathon where the last 2 hours lasted for a day
So never. I was correct
i feel like neuro never picks up on his sarcasm but evil usually does
maybe im schizo tho idk
Sushi is expensive 
neegeerai
Did y'all remember to wish Shiro a happy new year for every timezone?
you are schizo
idk that gyrados is very scary

He's either getting cheap ass sushi that could be considered a biohazard or super expensive sushi that tastes barely decent
This is the best sushi
yeah fair enough actually
nah that guy is unkillable, i am out of here
sharky is sooooo dead
ordered sushi sounds in london area sounds food poisoning burrito salad mess
food is okay
i know two ppl already posted but. littul
wait... now i get why she says "oni ji rye" instead of "nigiri".... makes sense now
Tbh that is a really good pairing of Pokémon since raichu can have lighting rod as an ability
Bro stop that looks so good
+1 more for my book
6 or 7

they cover their weaknesses
do a collage pls
No way people are saying ts
sometimes i think about the fact that no matter what, neuro would never be able to pronounce my name correctly with her current voice. and i think that's very funny.
like clockwork he's following 'that streamer'
SAME 5 MESSAGES LULE
that is a very low bar, but we take W
chat rating themsellves 2/10 -> feeling pretty good today!
gyarados sushi time
long chat
fried fish and potatos
did you catch this one
Haters act more like ai than Neuro I swear 
usually a negative number

another one from that streamer

funny i am cutting potatos right now 

couldnt be me im a 10

Me studying
infinite pain

Do they really think that once they comment, people will go... Damn, why am I watching this stream I enjoy? 
least parasocial viewers 
one more R6 survivor. Finish him
What beef does that stream have
The irony some of these haters are following and subbed to Neuro 

omg we've passed the previous subathon in sub count Pog
:ripbozo:
bro dont know the
asmr
mods working overtime today
NOWAYING
finally got chatterino filters working to only show bans and time outs

They got hit by the blast 
14.9€
... 14.9€for one damn tiny roll, this thing seems to have like 8 pieces?
19.90€ for 8 nigiri?
The only sushi restaurant that delivers to me at this time of the day. Thes prices 💀
To be fair, we've been getting a ton of new chatters. Even if most are hating, there's bound to be some who are fine, which is great news for the channel.
Hey mods, remember to take care of yourself between the hard work you're all doing

that's why we have so many visitors in chat today 
how ?
come on mods we need clanker to be that I love neuro emote
What is your filter, I tried to do this today but couldnt get this to work
“Ya’ll watching this sh?” It so happens that 14k do
bro wtf

message.content contains "timed out" ||
message.content contains "banned"
Vedal actively making Togo's moveset worse
Thanks
We should make a clanker emote that turns into Neuro, that would be so fucking funny
MY AI HAS SAVED DATA FROM MY PREVIOUS AI ASSISTANT PROJECT
BUT
i used this message.content contains "timed out" ||
message.content contains "banned" as the filter
Yeah, but it's also hilarious to see the total no-sell the instigators are dealing with
people are really stupid as hell man
Let's goooo Togo HM slave wooooo
hahaha... ha...
"I love neuro emote"?
Do you think Neuro will beat Crasher Wake on the first try?
21
30
1
Yes
1135051812722982922
neuroHypers
I just came back, was there another raid?
Wait Chat, is this true??? Neuro is a VTUBER?! 
you fucker
we need one
does it still have metronome?
(flags.system_message) && !flags.sub_message

The twitch chat is making fun of them 
True... Not many know the turtle is AI
yes
DO YOU MEAN TEAMSPEAK MIR DEAR SIR?


he finally noticed lmao

I would love for these people who say "ai btw" or "this is ai" to check bio


are we getting hate raided again or smth?
the only move that matters
whats LSF?
VEDALS A TUTEL? 
livestream fails subreddit
Damn I’ve gained the ability to react with hypers by double tapping
Live stream fails
a dumb drama subreddit
LFS is decently chill about neuro
the lsf comments were pretty positive from what I read
r/livestreamfails
yep
its from dexerto and clips
There are some nut jobs from time to time
nah its a political subreddit
Yeah some clips of this got taken down wiith DMCA abuse on youtube
(scummy move)
so sagely
lmao i just opened lsf subreddti and neuro was first post
lsf is normally a shithole though
My chatterino (idk what I'm doing
mods, ban someone so i can test my chatterino filters
whats lsf
reasonable Neuro
welcome to the club
Watch LSF clip this for content 
someone post that to lsf
VEDAL IS DEAD
what is doc 2022
kino
thats gonna be clipped for LSF
LSF is the streamer equivalent of those vapid gossip tabloids at the supermarket checkout
can't read that shit ever max zoom
what is reddit
LivestreamFail subreddit
im loving chat just bullying the 3 haters a day 
oh

Scyther is so sick 
Vertical monitor time!
mhhh. I think I know why I didnt see this
I love this comment lmao
I miss the time when I found Neuro after watching the clip of her schizo rant about shooting people
Scyther is in my top 5 favorite Pokemans 
like twitter for redditors
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
NO WAY

oh

scathing descriptor, I love it
Duration: 15 seconds
403 votes — 52% (winner)
368 votes — 48%
Did you come from a country?
24
32
1
Yes
i am stateless
I come from Mars 
u got link?
holy moly. there really are levels to this huh
oh nice she finally got a luxrat
I linked above
State Machines when a person is stateless: 
france doesnt exist, so I voted no
half of chat is 
I didn't come from anywhere, I just manifested in this place
ye saw am a dunce 
real and true
so neuro has like 2 twitch records and still isnt widely recognised?
you need more red arrows
hihi chat, just tuned in 
Probably added by a third party
How is a Luxio a higher level than McQueen 😭
levels of walls between them and the outside world, yes
Go for Juniper (the company, not the moth), I hear the guys microphone makes jamming noises a lot 
I think so yeah
haiii!! 
a lot of
moment today
Skill > Levels
Yeah better to say that than admit I came here from LSF again rn 
la creatura
Ah ok
its how it is in most pokemon games you can figjt a level 70 magikarp
they get it
brother how deep in the archives did you go for this
forsen
all the way down, I know my way around
She is a Gamer 👏
Neuro mukbang but it's her eating the ram Vedal has
i love all the weird looking pokemon
Oh dang, I didn't realise we got another hate raid. Where di that come from?
Least Significant Fbit
200k tony mukbang 
HOLY
HE FORGOT
Either Dexerto, Reddit or that Live Stream Fails thing, idk man
Wait I’m Neuro?
I love the swarm. 

Live stream chat is being so funny today 
Me 2
We really like to grab on anything and turn into a running joke I love it
dude chat has been so unhinged lately 
Can't even see the hate watchers lol
our brains are gone
Swarm has an inherent anti hate spam filter built in
chat is bored. hate watchers let them have fun
Mods did their job it seems 
what more than 2hr gets us
the brainrot !!! 
They are like anti-bodies
Nice try, but I won't add you to the book
i only knew there were haters because neurocord posted them. if I was just watching the steam I wouldnt have known
Should we disguise as hate watchers? (Just joking)
We try our best to make sure of that
Where's Camila when you need her again, she should do another hate raid because her raids are superior
So what's the lore* of this little guy
the swarm is too fast for them either way xD

surely not photoshopped
probably hungover from yesterday
@vale ferry nice try pal
Sigma lithium is gonna go down again
i didn’t even realize we were being hate raided until now 
thought it was just another bit
I did it
Idk if its better to have swarm reply to all these message or have auto mod do it
Vibe chatting

whynot both
the first time chatters are funny
n
i mean i guess the chat is lively today at least
When you hate raid someone but their regular chat brainrot maxxes with spam.
lol she thinks he goes out
Neuro seems to know about type match ups she just forgets sometimes
he goes outside? 
I do hope neuro keeps her "no" on V3...
Lmao getting exposed
no~
Do you ever just clip yourself as a form of vibe chatting?
Outside environments in VRChat don't count



Wait this is a hate raid, I literally just thought chat was being stupid again lmao

please no
AAAA
haha, this is pretty much the first part of the game I remember
Mashed PoNeuros.
both
chat needs more pon pon shit
i love the misinformation
Shows you how "effective" it really is lmao
i think vedal hopes so too but i guess thats part of the challenge
the leaf isnt on his head anymore. how are you still hear 
I recently learned the song's actually called Ponpon Shit
Chat needs the Evil and Vedal Pon Pon Shit duet
Wow get a look at this chatter here.

Schrodingers Leaf, obviously
at this point, I can't tell what is what 
Its even funnier when you realize that they could still be talking about neuro being the ai and vedal being the girl

what was that emote
Yes
We can't be too mainstream for world domination
kinda
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This is the prompt: This is a conversation between User and Nere, a text classification AI. Nere's goal is to take messages from Vedal987's twitch chat and determine if they are a normal message from a member of the community, or a message from somebody hating on Neuro for being an AI. Right now you are being tested for the first time. Please respond with either "this is a normal message" or "this is a hater".
D-damage???
this is the story of an unthinking, unfeeling machine trying to become human oh and his AI daughters
what damage
enough damage 
- Two World Records
- "small niche"
this chatter is so funny
suffering from success
yes, a few days after neuro went viral a f-ing techbro released an App to make AI vtubers, one called neuro
yeah back to cookie clicker, gota drop those numbers
Suffering from success
the patriots
Yeahhh, me too
Considering the age of these hate chatters, this might actually work

I was just checking recent Neuro-related LSF posts
Vedal is right, LSF kinda like Neuro now (at least the majority)
hilariously more people Knew Vedal than Jynxi in this post LMAO 
Is this Enough Red Arrows?
I feel sorry for the chat hoppers. Little Jimmys whose entire online presence is spamming L/W just walking mindlessly into a tsunami of autism.
Holy shit its LITERALLY satan
attention comes and goes, the swarm stays
WHERE IS GOKU
kitty cat cat kitty meow meow mewo meow mewo
its just different internet circles
Asmon already briefly made fun of Jynxi being mad about Neuro too.
We are the tsunami of autism in the metaphor right?
WH
feels like everytime I check, the follower count on the bilibili increases
it takes like an hour max for the hoppers to learn whats it all about and stop hating too
I mean if your whole online presence is spamming L/W you're kind of in the same level as chat already
Covered in KFC Takiyaki sauce
wtf shadow ball is GOAT
wait why is chat spamming 6 month vacation, is it because of the burn that happened last subathon?
i can still see whats happening so not enough
If we mantain the current viewrship after the subathon, then we really became mainstream
!felloff


I wonder what Forsen will say about the Jynxzi situation
8 month it is
surely
lol
😭
im guessing 4 month break


i guess we will see neuro again in November
can't even spell 


Still don’t know who Jynxi is 

Betelon

12 month break 

Vedal takes 11 month break and just returns for the next subathon
leaked
Success so insane you gotta plan an intentional fell off phase
yeah i noticed all the hate was downvoted to oblivion
definitely not the popular opinion over there anymore
betelon 
see yall in 8 months


Year long break, only to break hype train again 

MOBILISATION

we're gonna have chillslop devstreams now 
Optimisation mobilisation
Surely not vedal on alt to orchestrate the fall off
Betelon
I just wonder how an actual random person who hasn't even heard of neuro would react to seeing the chat.

Id tell you but that word is banned in this discord
she knows
The way the ears peek out just a little 
aw
mods on overtime these few days
THEY SAID THE BITCH WORD
pretty sure they spell it like that to not get caught by the autofilter
though I do want to make this clear
I dont think Jynxi really understood what he was looking at
and his chat was kinda gaslighting him and just straight up lying about us
so I dont really blame the guy personally
I hear he's highly regarded
Guess he's feeling the pressure from all the attention

She's worried
someone said the b word ||betelon||
what's with these new accounts that follow 'that streamer'...
Thanks nere
DW, we might get a 6 month break for what evil said
How did you screenshot a hallucination 
All I know is I swear he was at one point someone who collabs with Caseoh
Get one of my chats to see where I fall
Cute little Neuro 

People don't realize that swarm we're mostly composed of techbros who probably work on what they use everyday
Normal? What's that? Some sort of pokemon typing?
Define "normal" my guy
?? dafuq i miss
Is this ai?
likely making a new account to hate which and getting gifted a sub
true
trying to get it on gpu rn but its stuck on loading bos token


NWURO NO


It's good that all these hate raids started at subathon, and not during a real AI slop at the Minecraft marathon 


like clockwork, from 'that streamer'
Vedal gone...its Freak time
Shoulda turned on the filter before he left
Neuro baiting hate raiders

lil bro asking that on TWITCH 
Noctowl is surprisingly spdef bulky

he goes away for one sec she gets freaky 
yes. 

wtf
Hmmm, fair. Although hes the dude that just walked off stream during Iron Mouse performance so

Evil's dating stream idea still hasn't happened actually
mosquito987
Guys, this isn't AI... Neuro is anything BUT intelligent, she's smart, but not intelligent.
She's just... A
@fast phoenix

Me mentioned!!! Won the lottery guys
Would be really funny if this guy was random hate-raider
I am simply too gigachad Neuro fan for the ai
He is so small




so this is what happens when vedal leaves for 30 seconds

He does seem like the type to not understand things

OK SKYNET


pls no real people
funny




OH NOL
mini vedal

HOLY

nuke
Aint no fucking way
HOLY
sadv again?
WE IN TROUBLE NOW

Sarah Evil-Neuro Connor 
2026 starting off good for you
what happened in chat
WHAT
uuh
real and based, neuro
hadhashdhsahd what was nuked 
Bro got hit with minimize
Neuro knows about terminator 
frodo baggins
absolutely insane
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats oooooooooooooooooone slooooooooooooooooooooow hooooooooooooooooooorsssssssseeeeeeeee

Genuinely, peak moment of the year



Lives up to his name
what
SAMURAI
The filters are off btw

NUKED


youhe
jesus christ
uuh nuke
With lots of effort
that not all not at all
Frodo in Fortnite
what an image lmao
holy brainrot
okay chatgpt, make a new twitch account and type "bitch" in vedal987s chat
no that's just Vedal on your hat
Lmaooo
Imagine 

this feels like a fever dream
my discord can't keep up with the images
ok i need to see frodo flossing now
d

Are you watching the Stream from fucking Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
would've been funny
SWAT IT, IT'S A MOSQUITO ON YOUR HEAD, QUICK, SWAT IT!!!
Strangely hopecore message
vedal has become a tick
give fortnite like a year i’m sure it’ll happen
be me
Frodo appears in my room
Flosses infront of me
Puts on ring and disappears
Nobody believes me
flea987
Vedal's biggest missed opportunities to say it back:
- Neuro's first stream
- Their first stream together
- The first time Neuro said it to him
- Evil's first stream
- Their first stream together
- The first time Evil said it to him
- Neuro's first birthday
- Evil's first birthday
- Neuro/Vedal Duet
- Neuro's second birthday & the entirety of the subathon
- Evil's second birthday
- Neuro's 3D debut
- Release of Chinatown Blues MV
- Neuro's third birthday & the entirety of this subathon (I'd say "so far" but I don't think it's gonna happen
), particularly New Year's Eve/Day 2025/26
Anything I'm missing, chat?
sure dude
Bro got downgraded from a mosquito to a flea 
New years eve
Vedal went to get his food, right?
free me from uuh jail 
Both are equally as horrible

yes
Is that Vedal subgoals?
Vedal immediately VIPs this chatter

No lol

Chat i had to step away for a moment. Why is the stream title Teddy Jam
Chat, how bored do you think chat is out of 10??? For me it's 7.
they're definitely related

''don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it''
its been like that for a while and noone knows why 
Timed out 30s LUL
SAME, LIKE, TF

Neuro pls
i'm not a big fan of pokemon, so like 7 for me
For me it's 6 
did she understand concerned as consent
Neuro is playing Twitch TOS Platinum Edition
PALMS SWEATY
his mic so astronomically bad neuro doesnt understand him anymore
bro that speech to text needs an improvement lmao
Feel like her hearing get worse the more she streams with vedal 
No!!!
... I've decided it's a 10 


wtf is he eating, an A5 sheet of paper?

Delivery food asmr

??
What happened?
yummers
@royal leaf it's not because its expensive, its because its unhumanlike and makes for worse content and viewer drops




was he naked then? 🐴
Also reminder that
stream soon-ish



he did, i was the delivery driver

Then what did you order the Twins?
so if he had it...
I'm homestly bored but this chat and twitch chat are being so entertaining rn so I'm just vibing both here and there
seeing it change without being able to tell because of it using the same emote is funny
i was the car

I went on YouTube for 2 minutes, what happened?
ICANT

delivery guy
but who was phone?
will this happen in 2026
speaking of Neuro merch, I'm supposed to get some today
delivery person reaction 
Can you elaborate please?
elaborate please
I need my neuro merch first
I know it was probably just a hoodie but I'm imagining Vedal absolutely decked out, hoodie, tshirt, hat, experiemental trousers, neuro socks, neuro shoes (unrealeased), carrying 5 plushies and a lamp
ok chat what did i miss i restarted discord


??????
FREAKSAMA NO






Opens door with a vedal987 shirt



that's a valid question tbh
This is what Vedal sounds like to Neuro
I 100% will answer all my doors with Neuro merch 
And the toilet
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TIP IN THE UK 

oh god
But spam is what makes chat funny.. Neurotic Neurons get so genius with their copypastas


no
huh
I LOVE NO FILTER FREAK SAMA


indeed

aww cute


CUTE







Dinosaur onesie would be neat
Aw





lmao
happy birthday 🎂




Artist's draw that (the onesie, not the other one)







LMAO







Freak sama


ya know, tangela kinda just beats this whole team
LMAO






Neurohasnochill






Freaky-sama aaah
memory wipe



thanks shashin




the hard pivot from "uuh" to "
" and back to "uuh"
freaky ai

If Vedal answered door naked, would this fact make this better or worse


A day not ending in y?

bad timing


I want Dino onesie Neuro art 

"What about naked streaming?" - You don't stream on Kick, Neuro 
actual terrible timing 
Mods, sick em
it is a veteran
classic neuro

