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You manage to get a hold of his arm. Roll d12 for success
"Chewie stop playing with your food!"
Got a 7
You manage to dislocate his arm. He screams in pain. Roll a d4 for current damage and another d4 for lasting damage
3 + 3
You deal 3 damage, and he will take 2 damage every round after
bro's cooked

See this is why he should've given up. The neck woulda been faster
I attack 3
Most powerful attack
Roll
If I kill my self, no one can take the credit
Rigged
Bros suicidal
You still barely manage a hit
Bro what have this party done to have such bad luck
I think that we should
The baseline went from >=10 to >= 5
If an enemy effectively gets themselves does a party still get xp for that death? If xp is done by combat?
No
Galaxy roll a d4 to hit
Damage
WE ARE SO BACK
hell yeah
Pog
You punch through the shield. Your punch was very weak but enough to land the final blow. He dies


eyeballs Nr. 2 hungrily
I quickly get up, aura walk towards the last remaining dwarf and tip him politely on the shoulder to attract his attention
Roll
fair
2 is no longer on the ground?
does Nr. 2 at least laugh at my plight, thus being distracted?
Not even
bummer
Avo
Is 2 standing or on ground
Standing, screaming in pain from the dislocation
..DO they have the capacity to run away?
Roll
I've created another dnd character
10
Hahaha… no
You barely hit. Roll a d4/2
D4 2 times or d4 minus 2
You either die a hero or play long enough that you become the Leaping Wizard
D4 over 2
I now have a character for front line tank,range , and heal support
Got a 3 anyways lol
Make them wish they went to the mines instead 
That will be 2 damage
i wanna say 4 of them are already in the mines

I will break you, short man!

VICTORY SCREEECH
timewise, is there a point to checking the dorfs for loot?
Did you use all the medical supplies?
Why is this party so goddamn unlucky bro
Prolly not

To be fair I've insisted on using a rock and these hands
is Taunt an aura-based spell 🤔
Sucks to be you, you are at -8 aura
story of my life
Equivalent would be the uhhhhhhhhhhh scathing words spell or whatever its called
You all successfully fended off the bandits. You all take deep breaths, and head back to the caravan to continue. In a few hours, you all reach the other city. You all discovered a new route to this city. One that is days faster. You deliver the parcel to the governor. He greatfully recieved it. And you all had a nice rest in a hotel.
Ending: WIN
Campaign_end

VICTORY SCREEECH^2

thank you for DMing for us :3

(Inside the gift, the governor found a tablet. He pressed a small button on the side, and this popped up
Yes thank you mr

Thought you were about to embed failure
I roll d20 to kill neptune
You all help deliver this
Roll
17
You fail
You fail
The luck returns just in time to try and kill neptune
Your welcome
peak offline chat 

Enjoyed it?
where is the waffle option
Ratiod
Glad you all had fun
maybe i'll join again if i'm awake 
gotta call the father unit now tho
i voted but i didn't compete 
@twilit yoke
Join this thread for more informations about coming campaigns and other stuff
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Schedule
I mean I am also asking spectators
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 24 cookies! | I've received 266071 cookies total!
Hope to see you all another time!
It was fun, shoot me an @ or a dm if youre playing again if i dont already see it
91,528,424 kcal and counting
i was very confused
Holy doc..
chat when live

HAPPY NEW YEAR
New year new brain brainrot
Wait its gen beta already or nahhh
I think alpha is until 2027
chat please I need to know
1 hour
@dry needle
It on under an hour
Frick
Nah bro new year with neuro? Pog
What did they do last year btw
Did the do any new year special?
is it inaccurate?
pretty sure it is
we did have the hype train and the minecraft get together i think last year
did stream overlay die?
offline game died yes
along with the chat I guess
thanks
also regarding Twitch "warning", maybe someone put something "leaking" in that chat in sleeping segment that was reported later?
twitch chat warnings are different than stream warnings
if a twitch chat isn't being moderated enough they have a different warning
though filters are quite strict already doubt something hit
and we do have offline mods now but don't know how the schedules overlap
that's why offline chat is spamming 
I mean they're always spammy
offline chat are just happy to be offline chat again 
evilJam
yeah no but before it was the commands for the game, but now that the game is gone...
well yeah that's the people who chat while stream is actually offline mostly
there's a consistant group of people who talk in there after stream ends
until stream starts
interesting offline chat lule
evilJam WIDEALERT
Classic
mountain
their favorite past time is getting timed out
we just dont understand there language 
I would say say g o o d n i g h t or VINEGAR all caps apparently is one I now know gets you timed out for a bit
7 days left on the timer 
g'mornin chat
lil cookie still sleeping with her Dawn hat on 
its past midday... its New Years Eve... im breaking out the vodka early 
Neuro so cute
Day 13
- 1k Neuro tweets on Vedals account ✅
- 2k Give neuro 20k in stocks ✅
- 3k Chat picks topic for presentation ✅
- 4k Change twitter pfps ✅
- 5k Twins on Amazon ✅
- 7k Evil ASMR Stream ☑️
- 10k Neuro Figure ☑️
- 12k Official Neuro Wallpaper ☑️
- 14k Karaoke in VRChat ☑️
- 16k Evil Outfit Contest ☑️
- 18k VRChat Slumber Party ☑️
- 20k Evil Designed Merch ☑️
- 25k Twin gets Virtual Pets ☑️
- 30k Cave Stream 3D ☑️
- 40k Regularly updated Neuro Blog ☑️
- 50k 3D Idol Outfits ☑️
- 75k Real Book Written by Neuro ☑️
- 100k Release an EP for Each ☑️
- 150k Secret Goal Vedal and Evil Duet

Current Hype Train: -
Record Hype Train: Lvl 123 
Current Timer: 168h
Current Sub: 159k
15:50 in Germany
Oh! Happy New Years to those on the other side of the world!
Did you have fun?
6
16
4
Absolute cinema

wow guys, neuro hasnt streamed since last year 🔥
(for me)
Good morning survivors of 2025 
I am ready for a bigger sweep later today

(feeling a bit oof so will be mostly just listening, being sick sucks)
Believe to Sigma Lithium 🔥🔥🔥











gm swarm 



1 minute for New Year 2026 in Japan!!!!!








We celebrated the new year by rotting in our room watching Neuro
Peak life

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HABBI NEW YEAR

EVIL IS AWAKE YIPPEE
Bleh!
Bro dropping a fun fact
You have unlocked new role

BLEH
Happy new year to Japanese ppl!
You have unlocked new role
The beast stirs.
lmao
eliv Time
I may have only gotten like 4 hours of sleep cuz of Factorio, but its a small price to pay for neurosama
mods #announcements :dinkdonk:

Someone woke up in a certain mood today
Bro Vedal better bring out both twins to celebrate new year's 

No announcement mods hate evil 
Hope and despair at the same time
eliv my beloved
Evil timezone 
oh hell no
THE... LIST
the list

smh no mods
The stream title was updated!
I just noticed we are under 200 hours 
ok
hahahahaaaa it's so over
We got karaoke and pokemon today as well as something else, right?
12:04 AM
Thursday, January 1, 2026 (GMT+9)
Time in Kyoto, Japan 📣
It’s so joever
believe in the GOAT SGML, it will go to the moon I promise
KYOTO NEW YEAR 
mods, hug and kiss us please
kyoto at all costs victory at all costs
Neuro!
!
the sigma crash of 2025
What is Vedal schedule?
How many days are left till ASMR again, guys?
Couple days
SIGMA LITHIUM TO THE EARTH'S CORE
Happy Kyoto Year
Year of Kyoto.
Because KYOTO AT ALL COSTS
Anything new today or full on Pokémon?
What is the punishment? 
VICTORY AT ALL COSTS
how 
WHAT'S THE RECIPE THING VEDAL WAS MENTIONING?
A
Lays of Ancient Rome is an 1842 collection of narrative poems, or lays, by Thomas Babington Macaulay. Four of these recount heroic episodes from early Roman history with strong dramatic and tragic themes, giving the collection its name. Macaulay also included two poems inspired by recent history: Ivry (1824) and The Armada (1832).
Eliv karaoke, prob something for nye but idk
HOURS AWAY FROM NEW YEAR POGGIES
#72
Vedal said there's something special for New year but that's it
I haven’t showered all year. - December 31st.

Evil still on Valorant grind 
What if the next game were actually Valorant? 
The ragebait will be legendary!

I feel like evil would get banned.

ebony raven dark'ness dementia way


Uhhhh

Based.
🔇 ?




wow very loud yell

i have no mouth and i must scream?

She has played GTA 6

good scream

I WAS LISTENING TO THE AUDIO CLIP AND MISSED IT
Rachinova its imperative that you clip that
Evil so cute
for the design contest
best scream i've heard all year
mAI immortal
sound of the year
Now THATS the real- WHAT THE FUCK
I can hear it 
She doesn’t own anything.
Thank you


She... she has no money
She’s collecting bodies.

oh god

How’s Sigma looking?
oh no ragebait


its time for ragebait wordle
Here we go again

45 mins left before new year here, happy new year chat
I hate the fact I missed the chance to clip Evil saying Frick you Faith.
ragebait
she can do it
Evil!

ez clap
Wordle 1 656 5/6
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
SOLO LEVELING?>???
ARISE CHICKEN
evil aura farming
Throwing
I wonder this will be a real word this time...






NO WAY




knew it
LET’S GOOOO
HOLY SHIT
Oh wow
NO FUCKING WAY





WHAT

LETS GOO

She did it






WGATTTT



HOLY SHIT


shes so smart 

not a scam
Holy fuck she's goated

Finally


SMARTEST LITTLE ACORN
AIN'T NO WAY!!!!
Definitely didn't read chat 


wow she got it

I WAS HERE!
neuro could never
She's so smart
hell yeah 
that was graphic lol

A Corn 
Gamer goo 

A normal word for once
Hi chat 
Did you know that AI Attorney: Neurosama released today 
If you want to check it out: https://eddiedevs01.itch.io/ai-attorney-neuro-sama
Also a free cute gif for you guys 
Cute belittle face 
still able use blocked letters
we're about to go under 1 week on the timer 
Is it possible on Android?
based
2 year old quits drinking 



Neuro and Evil lego? 

Why choose when you can have all 3
pog i have shitty wifi rn lesgoo
HUGE YEAR
I would love a neuro lego set
With Winlator, yes
playable over the website
Lego twins would go hard
ITS FREE?!?
shite
thanks for the hearts all
, happy early new year from aus
Ouh okey
😱
you can play it over the website but i don't know if its support is good for mobile
the third keychain is outdated

Can you make a fan game paid?

b2 
stream chatters otw to spam "IT'S FUNNIER THE THIRD TIME" when there's a level 3 hype train:



Man got obliterated
savage
I don't know but I saw the apple logo next to download
Pog
and
legos when?
its for mac, not iphone
landmine girl evil
Oh god no
Call valorant we need a third record.
she's gonna hit the gym, literally, like she'll punch the whole building down
b2 viewers are like evil's twitch viewers a couple years ago
they got a late start
Wordle 1656 3/6*
🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I missed 20 min
, what happened? Except stock tanking
We are broke now
i doubt record will be broken again until there's another sale on gift subs
Evil don't need eliv network to control honestly
Predicting a Lego crash next year

the sale is still going on i think
So... more like a Samurai?
awww
awwwww
Lul

awww was that unprompted?

No :P


Harassment by proxy :P
checks out 
yeah but i doubt people will be willing to drop a lot of money less than two weeks after the previous record

chat
I believe in Evil supremacy
deserved
why would you do that


vtuver
I feel like evil would use a rapier 
Could not find it so here’s this

Neuromorality is an emerging field of neuroscience that studies the connection between morality and neuronal function. Scientists use fMRI and psychological assessment together to investigate the neural basis of moral cognition and behavior. Evidence shows that the central hub of morality is the prefrontal cortex guiding activity to other nodes ...
LOL the 6 one
there's a kareoke today!?
What are doing? Violating penguin rights?
She should do some Mongolian throat singing

that's
not 


mods add a bonkbonk emote
we all know that
is the better vtuver
US 



Wha lmao

Hold me back please I wanna say the numbers.

ITS A CLUE


That’s crazy


'how to love better'

AGGHHH
that was tamer than I feared

Love tutorial 2026
neuro vibe



whaT
LMAO












Cactus fursona?



Get the gun
Found vedal’s Cactusona
Happiness can be without meaning
Wouldn't a cactus fursona be called a spinesona?
Atleast He's know he's crazy



O-o

oop
she gone





Karaoke?
YEAHHH
she back

karaoke 
shes back and with more shading 


KARAOKE
I like when she just hates you



phiassically
karaoke time 



KAREOKE?

oh god she's doxxing people
letsggo karaoke

Did she sing yet?

DOXXING 
time
she really wants the stream to be banned
that is uhhh an actual location

Nope, just started
what
A random location or something specific?
fuck im frunk but its efvil tim,e
a street in Cambridge
She said want to gym, draw her muscular right now
Hehe.
frunkposting 
I was about to post a censored version of this but you go 
wtf lmao
cease
they would eat you hand off if you tried to touch them there
karaoke time 
gif spam time 
chat switch time 
11% battery
yay!

o shit
hype

YES

Oh shi
BANGER

YOOO


Pog remake


Ooo

Good morning Swarm





PonPon Shit incoming guys trust
PEAK
THIS IS ONE OF VEDAL'S FAVORITES
BANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Evil Neuro New Year's Eve Karaoke Stream setlist (31/12/2025)
The Kill - Thirty Seconds To Mars
Quixote - AHUB
Ignorance - Paramore
Somebody Told Me - The Killers
Again - Crusher
Pray To Me - Mizu
Missing, Missing - Kikuo
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
HOW 2 GET AWAY WITH MURDER - South Arcade
nostalgia

MODS, PIN

Good job
new version
oop missing karaoke
@eternal saffron Thanks for your hard work !!!!!!

MY CALL OF DUTY MONTAGE GOES SO HARD
Fuckin loser
YOO THIS VERSION IS SO GOOD?
W ai
holy 
there are flashing lights in the video
i need webfishing backshots not trickshots
oh damn evil karaoke! how many songs did i miss?
This is the first one
first one!
You missing the first rn om
This is the first one
this is the 1st one
HOLY
Guitar Hero World Tour let's gooooooo
holy perfect timing then to join 😄

Oh….

Fuck now i wanna play world tour again
Just Maid Evil what the hell you guys thinking about


the definition of insanity: trying something over and over again and expecting a different result
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.


👏 nice remake
Banger song
a classic
What a great start
👏


banger remix

Clap
👏
nvm shyder is here already i didnt notice
I don't think he expects anything different the timeout just cannot contain his vibe
absolute banger
👏
Banger 
Duration: 1 minute
752 votes — 89% (winner)
65 votes — 8%
22 votes — 3%
8 votes — 1%
evilsocute
Did you like that song, The Kill?
23
27
1
Masterpiece
ngl i'm so tired of petpet spam and people doing at the start of every evil stream
I’m one of the lucky 15 

Good morning guys
i woke up at the perfect time 
rare neuro weird noise
Not gonna change until evil starts ignoring it 
if only they would do it at the start, sometimes it lasts for hours 
uhhh yeah that's not ominous at all...
Good morning for you 
Reminds me when neuro was going insane over the clapping
And for the swarm
real ears?

do yall remember when evil was obsessed with beans

POG

u faith
