livestream-chat

[analog crown]

I want to live to see tomorrows stream

[steep flint]

Do they keep their consciousness after being turned into the draconiconcon

[orchid rock]

that will be its turn

[steep flint]

Its eyes back

[orchid rock]

contreth you're up

oh

howd it get back

what

[analog crown]

Regeneration

[novel locust]

IT'S REGENERATING

[orchid rock]

oh wait

[steep flint]

Yay its weak point is back

[analog crown]

What kind of madness is this, our attacks do not affect it at all

[orchid rock]

one sec

ok

[lone jacinth]

grace has mercy, I used to pray for times like this

[orchid rock]

contreth ur turn

[steep flint]

Can I use the blood pouring from gens head to make a blood lance?

[orchid rock]

roll to see how good of a blood lance it is

[steep flint]

12

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/sancho-limbus-company-gif-14838929040478873512

[orchid rock]

you successfully created a decent blood lance

you still have a turn

[glacial orchid]

Imma just patch myself on my turn

[novel locust]

PROJECT MOON REFERENCE RAAAH

[steep flint]

No my source of blood

[orchid rock]

you already used up all the blood from gen that existed

[steep flint]

I try to control the Lance to pierce through the orb above the dragon

I assume I cant reach the dragon from the floor

[lone jacinth]

not us constantly trying steal each other's life forces while facing the hardest boss yet

[analog crown]

If we all die here, remember that it was not my idea to enter this cave, It was ET's idea.

[tawdry sable]

Alr I'll change it up a bit

[orchid rock]

roll to see how well that goes

[lone jacinth]

Real time sfx

[steep flint]

I was just stealing blood gen had already lost

[novel locust]

I mean tbf the blood was already outside of gen's body, it was just gonna go to waste

[orchid rock]

@steep flint

[lone jacinth]

yeah but what is being implied is that he doesn't want gen to patch himself

[analog crown]

I see how it is, just because your phone and other material possessions are "outside your body" I can freely take them? Is that it?

[steep flint]

18

My rolls are too good

I need to start getting worse rolls

[orchid rock]

as the lance pierces into the orb,

[lone jacinth]

jinxed it did we?

[novel locust]

If my phone is smashed to bits you can take the glass idgaf

[orchid rock]

it somehow corrupts the orb entirely

and turned it into an entire blood orb

[novel locust]

Surely the blood orb is a good thing?

[lone jacinth]

Look at the amount of blood you have now

[orchid rock]

the orb is now in @steep flint 's control

[steep flint]

Well there's my source of blood for the entire fight

[analog crown]

The blood was not smashed to bits, cells were in perfect shape, they were just not inside the usual container.

[orchid rock]

and it'll just hover there, menacingly

[steep flint]

I have great plans for this orb...

[analog crown]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-sound-anime-ora-muda-gif-16170053

[orchid rock]

if u rolled low i woulda had it throw the orb at u instead

so ur lucky

[novel locust]

What you want to shove the blood back in their head or smth

[eager shadow]

loud rumbling

[analog crown]

yes.

[novel locust]

I see

[steep flint]

Noah invasion

[novel locust]

Jeff put some of the blood from the blood orb back in gen's head

[eager shadow]

a flamingo has fallen through a wormhole from an alternate dimension

[silent sparrow]

did they finish game

[orchid rock]

it disintegrates

[steep flint]

Yes

[eager shadow]

no, it implodes.

[lone jacinth]

cyberpunk? yeah

[orchid rock]

anyway

@tawdry sable ur up

[eager shadow]

-# listen i bought the magic the noah channel membership and wanted to do something with it

[steep flint]

Why not dm a session?

[eager shadow]

cuz yall are in the middle of one

[steep flint]

A later one

Of course

[eager shadow]

possibly

[tawdry sable]

Oh me?

[steep flint]

We can never have too many dms

[lone jacinth]

later later, the subathon isn't over any time soon\

[orchid rock]

yes tutel

[lone jacinth]

true

[tawdry sable]

I'll use my own soul for my next attack

[orchid rock]

yeah its not like they got 150k subs or something

[silent sparrow]

what ending did they get

[tawdry sable]

I'll leap Infront of the dragon and burn everything near me

[novel locust]

interesting

[steep flint]

Worst one

[orchid rock]

btw theres souls in ur lantern

im just saying

[lone jacinth]

Thank you

[steep flint]

The devil

Pretty sure

[orchid rock]

but if that's what you want

[eager shadow]

-# minecraft soul lantern reference??

[tawdry sable]

I'll just replace mines with there's later

Might have some side effects

Idc

[orchid rock]

well

roll

[tawdry sable]

Advantage since am using my soul?

[orchid rock]

sure

[tawdry sable]

Hmm

[silent sparrow]

oof what did they miss

[glacial orchid]

Bro missed and soul go straight to heaven

[analog crown]

Rest in pieces

[steep flint]

Haven't played the game. Just saw others discussing

[silver zephyr]

Anyone give me a quick rundown?

[orchid rock]

u attempt to burn everything around u after leaping up to the monster

unfortunately, you slipped up, and the dragon absorbed the part of your soul used for this spell

[silver zephyr]

Amazing visuals

[analog crown]

according to Heir one mini quest that would have taken less than 20m that Vedal had in his log would have opened 2 endings.

[orchid rock]

oh and you're now face to face with it

[tawdry sable]

I'm sure that will go well

[steep flint]

I can not wait until its my turn

[orchid rock]

gen ur up

[lone jacinth]

if you die I am taking the lantern

[orchid rock]

@glacial orchid

[glacial orchid]

Imma patch myself in a corner

[orchid rock]

with how this fight is going i prob dont get to use all the spells i prepped for this monster

ok roll to see how that goes, i don't recall you have much medical expertise so it'll be a harder roll

[lone jacinth]

well if we stop damaging it for whatever reason...

[silver zephyr]

This seems to be going very well

[orchid rock]

i meant u guys would die before i can go thru all of it

[glacial orchid]

12

[analog crown]

Finally, release from this Server, I've been stuck here for ages.

[steep flint]

I do have a big orb of health regeneration for myself

[orchid rock]

you manage to put a band-aid on yourself, it looks pretty cute

though it didn't do anything

[eager shadow]

-# on right knee...?

[orchid rock]

izi you're up

[mortal lark]

I wonder what percentage of the final mission is different for those endings?

[analog crown]

[novel locust]

Damn maybe I should have joined if this is what this campaign can do

[mortal lark]

If vedal does play the dlc, is it worth to do a different ending too?

[analog crown]

maybe at least 1 new ending would be cool

[vapid elm]

literally all the other endings are better

[lone jacinth]

ah, so should I be smart or should I try to steal the lantern?

[glacial orchid]

It did ,made me look cute ig

[orchid rock]

do you want to be here for the next 12 hours?

[steep flint]

Please dont

[lone jacinth]

Fine fine

[analog crown]

surely the dragon will spare you because of that after eating the rest of us

[lone jacinth]

I want to pray to to try and convincer her to help against the boss "It's made out of metal, if it falls apart it'll sound like a ton of metal pipes all falling at once!"

[steep flint]

My next turn is dedicated to damage but the turn after that will be dedicated to support

[tight plank]

Realizing rn, wtf does the Hololive CEO think of Vedal's cute new profile pic

[orchid rock]

roll to see if ur prayers reach her t begin with

[analog crown]

"Seems about right for these idiots." probably.

[steep flint]

I feel like this monster is difficult for even evil to deal with

If your prayers had reached her

[lone jacinth]

we'll never know I guess

[analog crown]

She just thinks it'd be funny if we die

[novel locust]

that's a fucking sick ass dragon (buffs the enemy's rolls by 5)

[steep flint]

I really hope this monster doesnt drop grains of rice in front of me...

[orchid rock]

we'll say ur prayers reach her unless u roll below a 5

[lone jacinth]

SAVED

[orchid rock]

(definitely not me making it easier)

aight lets see what she thinks, you are favored due to prayers

[steep flint]

Where's izi dies

[lone jacinth]

shut it with that

[orchid rock]

she thought about it for a second

[steep flint]

That was close

[novel locust]

close

[orchid rock]

and decides sure

[lone jacinth]

my heart man..

[orchid rock]

lemme cook smth up rq

[steep flint]

[orchid rock]

she's going to launch a giant harpoon onto the creature's head

izi roll 4 d20

show the tottal

[orchid rock]

it will do 54 damage to the monster

[analog crown]

Evil's harpoon broke the borders of reality, giving us a glimpse to the blinding white of nothingness on the otherside beyond the veil of reality.

[novel locust]

A nat 20 and a nat 1. Holy

[orchid rock]

though it didn't make metal pipe sounds when hit

evil is slightly annoyed and you will have less favor in your next prayer

[analog crown]

Izi might be in trouble now

[lone jacinth]

Nooo

[silver zephyr]

How much hp does this thing have holy

[lone jacinth]

What do you mean it didnt???

[analog crown]

lying to your god was not the smartest move

[orchid rock]

btw i'll jut say it did 55 so i can math

[lone jacinth]

I genuinely thought it was true...

[novel locust]

Tbf izi said it would sound like pipes when it fell apart. It didn't fall apart yet

[steep flint]

105 damage done to the monster lets go

[orchid rock]

yep

and you feel like ur doing a little dent to the monster now but it's still extremely healthy

[lone jacinth]

Well, as an apology to evil, I offer her my metal pipe

[steep flint]

I cant wait for my turn

[tawdry sable]

(you could offer her your soul but I think you already offered that to her)

[lone jacinth]

it's 1000hp isn't it

[orchid rock]

it's now @analog crown 's turn

[steep flint]

Its 1000000000 hp isnt it

[lone jacinth]

no then 100 damage wouldn't count as a dent

[novel locust]

It's 1.8e308 hp isn't it

[analog crown]

Aiming to shoot here.
Trying to disable it's wing.

[solar jasper]

∞ hp

[steep flint]

N/A hp

[novel locust]

Someone should kindly ask the enemy how much hp it has left

[orchid rock]

roll 2 d20

[steep flint]

You should make a cameo and ask

[glacial orchid]

I learnt my lesson on not going close

[novel locust]

Can I roll to ask the dragon its hp

[orchid rock]

gourmet shoots a 50-cal round, and the bullet pierces through the monster's horns and then its wings, severing both. That will do 45 (44 rounded) damage

[analog crown]

[lone jacinth]

wtf that's the same damage as

[orchid rock]

the monster can no longer fly

[orchid rock]

she wasnt TOO convinced

[novel locust]

Guns are about as effective as divine intervention

[orchid rock]

it is now Draconiconcon's turn

it's going to attempt to chomp @tawdry sable 's lantern

as a bonus action

[lone jacinth]

not the lantern

[orchid rock]

tutel roll 2 d20

[analog crown]

Draco Nico Nico will break your kneecaps now.

[lone jacinth]

grace all your hard work will be wasted if he loses it

[orchid rock]

good thing you have advantage

[eager shadow]

xdx

[orchid rock]

you manage to pull the lantern out of its reach

it's now the dragon's action

it will shoot a concentrated laser beam at @analog crown

[analog crown]

[lone jacinth]

boss targeting the main dps

https://tenor.com/view/analet-duck-smoking-duck-smoking-stancsr-gif-14354266989981837038

[steep flint]

We've all done around 50 damage so far

[tawdry sable]

Who's we?

[analog crown]

oh no

this looks bad

[steep flint]

Did me destroying the eye first turn ruin alot of your spells btw?

[analog crown]

I am allergic to high energy lazers that can vaporize me

[eager shadow]

thats a pretty solid laser.

[orchid rock]

hm...

[analog crown]

I had total of 25 hp

[steep flint]

Below average

[lone jacinth]

you're cooked

[orchid rock]

its ok

[glacial orchid]

Bros ashes now

[orchid rock]

it will do 12 damage to gourmet

[lone jacinth]

???

[orchid rock]

sum of lowest 3

[analog crown]

The damage was reduced because I am cool.

[orchid rock]

(and my pity)

[lone jacinth]

Grace has mercy!

[analog crown]

you would not pity me if I was not cool

surely thats how it works?

[eager shadow]

AHA FINALLY

[analog crown]

[eager shadow]

oh sorry for interrupting

[orchid rock]

i would have not pitied u if it took me a while to draw that gun

[eager shadow]

i just finally found dark blast

[analog crown]

I have 13 hp remaining

[lone jacinth]

Tutel is cooked I see

[orchid rock]

anyways after that

it will do a deafening roar

all of your attacks will now be -2

[steep flint]

NOOO

[lone jacinth]

I can't even pray to remove the debuff

[steep flint]

I had a big attack planned for this turn

[tawdry sable]

Jedf

[lone jacinth]

has forsaken me

[orchid rock]

you guys can attempt to stabilize yourself as a bonus action

[tawdry sable]

Want my soul lantern

[steep flint]

I attempt to stabilize myself

As a bonus action

[orchid rock]

sure its now ur turn

roll

[novel locust]

Pray to absorb everyone else’s debuffs. It will work because hates you

[steep flint]

19

[glacial orchid]

Im imbalance in the first place lol

[orchid rock]

your debuff is removed

go for it

[steep flint]

I separate 2/3 of the orb of blood, force it down the dragons throat, and then explode it into spears inside its body

[subtle breach]

going to stop here now

[steep flint]

They're working on art...

[orchid rock]

nah i gave up on animating that

roll 4 d20

[silver fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1455046057556840532/neurocat_sleeping.gif

... Not there....

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-skull-skeleton-gif-7769318199696770420

[bleak charm]

That's alot of d20

[calm needle]

https://imgur.com/Vh5Sigq

[glacial orchid]

Im just gonna lay down cause I have two debuffs on me

[polar sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1439425146787201134/neurohuh-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[orchid rock]

you successfully split the orb, you barely managed to jam it in the dragon's throat, you are successful at turning them all into spears, very pointy ones at that, and you created 17 spears

[polar sail]

[orchid rock]

your attack will do 90 damage to the dragon

[analog crown]

I heard somewhere that dragons main source of nutrition is eating spears made of blood

[steep flint]

Thats alot of damage

[analog crown]

seems like that was fake news

[steep flint]

https://tenor.com/view/damage-thats-a-lot-of-damage-jon-tron-gif-13054497

[novel locust]

Holy moly

[silver fiber]

You play dnd here???

[orchid rock]

tutel you're up

[silver zephyr]

Yes

[novel locust]

Welcome to the #livednd-chat channel

[polar sail]

been playing since start of subathon

[lone jacinth]

we've done it everyday after the subathon started after stream

[steep flint]

I need to fail one of these sometime

[orchid rock]

@tawdry sable

[silver fiber]

Okay... Good luck i guess...

[polar sail]

[tawdry sable]

Oh

I throw my soul lantern towards gen direction because he CLEARLY needs it and cast a normal fire spell

[steep flint]

I remember when dink donk was like the most used emote

Now that title belongs to om

[orchid rock]

the fire spell at the dragon?

[tawdry sable]

Nvm

[orchid rock]

nono i mean

not your teammates

but the dragon right

[silver fiber]

Maybe don't sleep night it's not bad solution, to watch dnd play.

[tawdry sable]

Oh that

I thought you meant it would be less effective

Since its a dragon

[glacial orchid]

I feel asleep irl waiting for my turn

[orchid rock]

it's not a fire dragon

[silver zephyr]

Join us….

[tawdry sable]

I'll cast my fire spell towards the dragon

[lone jacinth]

as I said, it's a metal dragon!

[steep flint]

Don't fully fall asleep

[analog crown]

that's pretty metal of it ngl

[silver zephyr]

Happened to me once

[lone jacinth]

I almost sacrificed you after you did

somehow you lived

[silver zephyr]

Laying in bed is NOT the play

[orchid rock]

well first u tossed the lantern to gen and gen has it now the lantern with neptune's soul in it

[silver fiber]

With my English level i can only talk like an Ent...

[silver zephyr]

I was always tanky after all

[lone jacinth]

It does have nep's soul!

I simply must steal it

[steep flint]

You dont have to talk at all

[orchid rock]

now you will attempt to do a fire spell at Draconiconcon

roll to see how it goes

[steep flint]

Missed an i

[silver zephyr]

You can just watch and lurk like the rest of us

[glacial orchid]

Why do I have a lantern

[tawdry sable]

This is some bullsh-

[orchid rock]

no, its name is Draconiconcon

[steep flint]

Ok

[orchid rock]

and with a -2 on your roll from the deafening roar, you will have a roll of 0!

[tawdry sable]

Am doing more damage to myself than the dragon

[silver zephyr]

Dm plot armor

[glacial orchid]

Hahhaahhahaha

[tawdry sable]

💀

[orchid rock]

you realised that the lantern kinda holds all your power and gen has it now

so you can't do anything

[tawdry sable]

Kk

[glacial orchid]

Why do I have in the first place

[tawdry sable]

Better than me self combust into flames

[orchid rock]

you are now also prone

[orchid rock]

he threw it at u

[novel locust]

At least you didn’t buff the enemy

[tawdry sable]

You got 2 debuffs

[orchid rock]

do you want me to?

[lone jacinth]

Goddamit Tog

[gaunt mirage]

what edition is this dnd sesh based on?

[orchid rock]

the vibe edition

[silver zephyr]

Vibe

[silver fiber]

Okay, maybe if i learn good enough, i can be polyglot after all.

[gaunt mirage]

helllll yeahhh

[eager shadow]

Vibe DMers

[novel locust]

Well I have no stake in this race so uhh spin a wheel for it. Make sure there’s a slide for izi dies

[glacial orchid]

I try to erase my debuffs

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

yea its gen's turn

roll for it

[tawdry sable]

Just transfer your debuffs to neps soul

[silver zephyr]

Gave yourself infinite karma after that incident

[glacial orchid]

7 ,well im gonna be stuck on the floor contemplating life

[novel locust]

Come on guys you love wheels right? When has a wheel ever steered us wrong in a subathon

[analog crown]

true

[gaunt mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-vedal-neuro-car-neuro-truck-truck-gif-6787616359905343665

[orchid rock]

you still have an action

[analog crown]

after poking it for long enough it resulted in the first record

[glacial orchid]

I try to throw the lantern back to the owner

[orchid rock]

roll for it

:)

[tawdry sable]

??

Sh

[steep flint]

The dragons going to try to steal it

[glacial orchid]

Nat 1 again

[eager shadow]

o7

[tawdry sable]

Vro

[silver zephyr]

Ggs

[novel locust]

!felloff

[frail mountain]

[orchid rock]

the dragon snaps at the lantern right as you throw it

it has now consumed neptune's soul

[lone jacinth]

I am glad nep is sleeping right now

[orchid rock]

and it healed to full HP, and will now roll with advantage

[tawdry sable]

You

[orchid rock]

phase 2!

[tawdry sable]

Omg were so cooked

[steep flint]

FUCK

[silver fiber]

Oh, i know what can i do for you. I can do gif with Utility Belt. That all.

[steep flint]

All my effort

[glacial orchid]

Imma just bleed on the ground contemplating if i shouldn't have get close to the wizard

[steep flint]

Amounted to nothing

[tawdry sable]

Can I personally go into the dragon to try to reclaim Neptune soul

When it's my turn

[orchid rock]

uh

i mean sure if u feel like doing so

[lone jacinth]

Someone find that time when evil said fuck you all, I would like to use it right now

[orchid rock]

it's now izi's turn

[lone jacinth]

I am depressed

[orchid rock]

izi would u like to use a bonus action

[lone jacinth]

all our hard work was for nothing

[orchid rock]

to shake off the roar debuff

[tawdry sable]

Izi can you help me get Neptune soul

I'll give it to you in return

[lone jacinth]

so I want to hit my own head with the pipe to try and apologize to evil for accidentally lying

[tawdry sable]

Ydy I guess

[novel locust]

[orchid rock]

let's see how well that goes

[silver zephyr]

[novel locust]

[lone jacinth]

izi dies I see

[eager shadow]

🟨

[steep flint]

YAY

[orchid rock]

right, so it was a good session

uhhh

[novel locust]

[silver zephyr]

IT HAPPENED

[eager shadow]

I CALLED IT

[steep flint]

WOW

[orchid rock]

ima veto that

LMAO

[eager shadow]

I FRICKIN CALLED IT

[analog crown]

what no

[lone jacinth]

"If... evil demands it..."

[polar sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1451668055397765130/AbsoluteVedalNeuroCinema.gif

[steep flint]

No

[novel locust]

izi dies

[orchid rock]

actually sure

[analog crown]

I veto your veto

[eager shadow]

BOOOOOO

[orchid rock]

evil thought it'd be funny if izi died

so izi dies

[silver fiber]

Whait a minute... If it's dnd company vibe edition, then why no one eat dirt?

[orchid rock]

but izi

you now control the actions of evil

[tawdry sable]

Omg

[novel locust]

[glacial orchid]

I hate my shiii

[polar sail]

[silver zephyr]

[novel locust]

IZI HAS BEEN ELEVATED TO GODHOOD

[lone jacinth]

good luck guys, my soul goes to , my last words are "worth"

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

evil rolls with triple advantage, btw

so 4 d20 takes highest

[silver zephyr]

HOLY

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

but

now i roll for evil's initiative

evil's initiative is 20

[silver zephyr]

Wow

[lone jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif

[novel locust]

(abber demon voice) the sacrifice...will be necessary, izi

[hard yoke]

In SCP:SL I managed to blend in/disguise with SCP-3114 by doing the stupidest tactic possible.
I micspammed music and a fresh Spawn Wave walked past and ignored me.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[orchid rock]

oh yeah izi's now upside down for being dead

[lone jacinth]

cross out my eyes as well

[glacial orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-lumine-this-is-fine-crying-on-the-floor-crying-myself-to-sleep-gif-7447218382696718111

[lone jacinth]

I am never coming back

[orchid rock]

out of budget

[glacial orchid]

Me rn

[orchid rock]

anyway

it's now evil's turn

izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

So I hit myself on the head with my pipe and died, this is going great

[hard yoke]

Me when I'm a cat on my 2nd Life.

[silver fiber]

SCP-3114, is that new skeleton dude?

[lone jacinth]

decides that the weather should be sunny, so now inside the cave is really bright

[vapid elm]

"good job follower! you went out like a true worshipper of mine"

[orchid rock]

roll 4 d20

[novel locust]

Yeah that seems like the most effective thing you could do with your godhood

[analog crown]

Like from the perspective of the rest of the party.
Did Izi just you know...
And suddenly it's really sunny in the cave?

We have no clue evil is "here" now?

[silver zephyr]

No questioning evil

[lone jacinth]

Yes

exactly

[silver fiber]

Okay, because i only play like 5 times not much time ago and don't understand what's going on with this new update's.

[silver zephyr]

These are just verryyyy convenient occurrences

[orchid rock]

ima round it to 20, the cave is now very bright, and the monster is actually allergic to sunlight. It will take 20 damage whenever ANYONE takes a turn

[lone jacinth]

Totally planned

[orchid rock]

can we take a small break

i need to

[lone jacinth]

sure

[steep flint]

Sure

[analog crown]

k

[steep flint]

Im also eating lol

[polar sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crossworld-ranger5342-intermission-for-crossworld-gif-16300043629210029316

[eager shadow]

while we wait, enjoy this goblin

[silver fiber]

I eat before, so i don't give a f.

[eager shadow]

or

[novel locust]

While the dragon is frozen in time a bird flies directly into its mouth and just sits there. This has no impact on anything.

[silver fiber]

That from Magic Noa?

[eager shadow]

DARK BLAST

[silver zephyr]

@polar sail fastest reactors in the west

[agile glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1452443570249400341/I_was_here.gif

Incase I fall asleep (5am)

[silver fiber]

Base

I only start watch on stream like day ego, and i have 4410 neuros already. I need to watch that 20 more days, and i can do frog hat.

[steep flint]

Someone else will do frog hat

Its best to save for highlight my message, as neuro will respond

[analog crown]

But what if you're like rest of the chat and are extremely not funny

[agile glade]

Just time a highlight message well or get donowalled

[analog crown]

Are you just going to send 78th "evil so cute" highlight and ruin chill streams for everyone?

[eager shadow]

a genie has arrived

[steep flint]

You can just ask neuro a question about a game you like or something

[eager shadow]

you may wish

one wish per chatter

[steep flint]

I got donowalled twice in a row once before

[novel locust]

I eat him

[eager shadow]

normal rules

[vapid elm]

just spam your question until she answers it

[eager shadow]

he denies your wish

[silver fiber]

Okay, but all my messages stupid, so i don't know why Neuro have to read it.

[analog crown]

Give me all of the money

[vapid elm]

if you can time it just right after she finishes a sentence she has a higher chance of reading it

[eager shadow]

you now have all vbucks

[novel locust]

I wish for the genie to be freed so I can kill him

[orchid rock]

what if we make a highlight msg what does she think about livestream chat dnd

[eager shadow]

the genie is freed, and has escaped

[agile glade]

I wish for sub 1 month break after subathon

[analog crown]

this is like negative value money. am I in real world debt?

[vapid elm]

I'm gonna ask evil what she thinks of vedal making neuro and johnny break up

[novel locust]

Great! I eat the lamp

[eager shadow]

-1 tooth

[novel locust]

Worth

[eager shadow]

genie gone?

[eager shadow]

yes.

[analog crown]

damn this genie sucks, tell him that he is a sugondese

[glacial orchid]

Is campaign done

[eager shadow]

genie gone

[polar sail]

intermission

[eager shadow]

rich man has arrived

[silver fiber]

nuts...

[novel locust]

I eat the rich

[analog crown]

oop

[steep flint]

Hello owner of hell

[analog crown]

that is not a smart move

[orchid rock]

he is your father

[eager shadow]

he casts fireball

[glacial orchid]

Rate this dnd beyond character for me

[orchid rock]

sir duketon

[vapid elm]

genies be like "lmaoooooooooo you wanted a billion dollars well here it is all in cash spawned on top of you"

[novel locust]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-fried-chicken-kentucky-fried-chicken-food-yummy-gif-17870467

[eager shadow]

he thanks you for the respect and gives you one "fun coin"

[glacial orchid]

I think we can use this app for a campaign

[orchid rock]

u mean Hell-o?

[eager shadow]

bob has arrived

[silver fiber]

Please give me money, so i cat speak with God Neuro

[eager shadow]

bob is actually bomb

[steep flint]

I ask if he would like a horse to ride

[eager shadow]

bob explodes you

[novel locust]

Ok chat it’s eepy time have fun everyone

[vernal salmon]

Just found a curse that can last for 2 weeks

[analog crown]

actual dnd characters and system is pretty rigid (in comparison) and far far slower when you people are not familiar with it.
DM usually decides what system is used so if someone wants to use actual DND 5e then that app is the way to go

[steep flint]

I was referencing that one video with failboat btw

[eager shadow]

you have gained one (totally not cursed) money

[eager shadow]

ik

i have the horse

[orchid rock]

ok i back

[steep flint]

This video was so cursed

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

@steep flint @analog crown @glacial orchid @lone jacinth @tawdry sable

[analog crown]

hola

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

it's gourmet's turn

[eager shadow]

the interdimensional gateway collapses and all noahverse sprites evaporate, thanos snap style

[steep flint]

One thing should stay

[orchid rock]

ima borrow this for a one time effect

[steep flint]

Perhaps the horse stays

[orchid rock]

anyway on gourmet

[analog crown]

So let me recap rq

Izi did a thing and is now goners.
The room litup with otherwordly light that the dragon is allergic to.

And we have no clue evil is helping us.

The dragon was healed to full before the light.

... Was it bonus action to get rid of the debuff?

[silver fiber]

I have gif with your ava, or how you call it.

[glacial orchid]

Im kinda exploring rules rn which ruleset is commonly used ? 2024 or 2014

[orchid rock]

yes bonus action

[analog crown]

DM decides, I have no clue

[analog crown]

ok can I do that first was it d20?

[orchid rock]

ye

[tawdry sable]

Dragon healed cus gen decided to throw the soul lantern back at me and rolled a nat 1

[orchid rock]

also it takes 20 damage cuz its a new turn

[eager shadow]

i step on landmine and am blasted across the room into my bed
-# aka am going eep now,

[steep flint]

Gn

[orchid rock]

ok ur cured

[steep flint]

Does the horse stay btw?

[vernal salmon]

No nitro

[analog crown]

I take couple steps back and steady my rifle, taking aim at the dragons remaining eyes.
Time to take away it's vision.

[orchid rock]

u can only hit one

[analog crown]

I was aiming at the general area

but sure, left eye

[orchid rock]

aigh roll

[analog crown]

[orchid rock]

you miss terribly, and your shot grazed @tawdry sable instead

[analog crown]

he deserved it

for healing the dragon

[steep flint]

More blood to use

[orchid rock]

tutel will take 10 damage

[tawdry sable]

Wdym

Gen failed the throw not me

[glacial orchid]

Just ping me for my turn

[orchid rock]

it's now the dragon's turn

[lone jacinth]

technically it was gen who made the terrible throw...

[orchid rock]

it takes 20 damage from sunlight

[glacial orchid]

Its your fault not me

[analog crown]

I blame the owners of the tools

[lone jacinth]

and the infighting begins again

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-begins-raining-rainy-day-théoden-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16521230

[orchid rock]

and it's gonna cast black hole at the 3 guys at the top

[tawdry sable]

Hey

Should of been a t my spot

All clear

[analog crown]

"Noooo~ Evil! Save me!"

[lone jacinth]

since when did you have faith in her?

[analog crown]

Always

[orchid rock]

it rolls an 18

[analog crown]

why do you think my character looks like Evil Neuro Fumo?

[steep flint]

Good thing I have 35 hp

Not so lucky for the others though

[orchid rock]

you will each take 10 damage

[steep flint]

25 hp now

[analog crown]

3hp is fine

3 hp is fun

[lone jacinth]

wow only 10? you really do have mercy today grace

[orchid rock]

if you're curious gourmet is 3 hp gen is 10 hp contreth 25

[vapid elm]

he wanted to be closer to so bad he casted an eternal polymorph spell on himself

[orchid rock]

for the dragon's second action

[steep flint]

Can I drink blood to heal as a bonus action or would that be a full action? Also I still have 1/3rd of that orb of blood

[weak raptor]

So how far is the session rn

[orchid rock]

it's going to attempt to fire a laser beam at jeff's blood orb

[silver fiber]

Can i use program here? Or only when i do more chating?

[orchid rock]

to explode it

[lone jacinth]

I hit myself on the head with a metal pipe and died

[steep flint]

Dragon is down 60 health

[orchid rock]

40

[analog crown]

The dragon right now.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1293078296392634449/1397971646886838524/explosiveevil.gif?ex=69534e4d&is=6951fccd&hm=ec2873e859d8111431def7d8c7939ff6800f0449c2fc1131685701926543a213&=

[weak raptor]

I guess that's just karma for yesterday

[sullen prism]

did the on-screen game break or did every single chat member just give up on it

[orchid rock]

it vaporized the orb of blood, exploding into a shockwave that does 2 damage to everyone

[steep flint]

That sucks

[analog crown]

must be a coincidence it was not 3 damage

[steep flint]

I was going to use that to give everyone armour

[lone jacinth]

yeah, it was going to happen eventually with grace putting it as an option on every wheel

[silver fiber]

fine, i try to use.

[orchid rock]

for the dragon's bonus action it will cast self mending

[steep flint]

Oh

[weak raptor]

When can I possibly join for this session, anyhow

[steep flint]

So you really want us to die

We have no healing

[orchid rock]

but it failed

[silver fiber]

I can't

[orchid rock]

it's now 's turn

izi ur up

[lone jacinth]

there might be a session later I think, in maybe 3 hours?

might not happen though

[weak raptor]

Kk

[steep flint]

Now its down 60 hp

[orchid rock]

ye

[glacial orchid]

I think im dead

[orchid rock]

ur alive

8hp

[glacial orchid]

Ohhhhh

[analog crown]

dying worked out will for izi

[glacial orchid]

Nahhh 5

[lone jacinth]

decides that this is perfect territory to set up a base for the swarm, and so she summons drones to appear and attack everyone in the area(mostly the dragon because it is a giant thing)

[orchid rock]

its 8

[orchid rock]

roll 4 d20

[glacial orchid]

I got hit by my own arrow for 3 earlier

[steep flint]

You just killed gourmet

[orchid rock]

i p sure i accounted for it

[analog crown]

[lone jacinth]

another sacrifice to

shoulda played better bro

[analog crown]

I demand 50% of the shares in evil inc.

[steep flint]

Is there plenty of blood from the others around for me to use at this point?

[silver fiber]

Another one...

[analog crown]

Install kill? on me?

on everyone?

[lone jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif

[analog crown]

on the dragon?

[orchid rock]

evil didn't realise that the swarm is actually the least dedicated fanbase

[glacial orchid]

Lore

[lone jacinth]

's decisions are absolute

[orchid rock]

and billions of drones swarmed in and beamed down everything, and did a googolplex damage to the monster

[lone jacinth]

[tawdry sable]

Wait

[orchid rock]

and everyone dies

[tawdry sable]

Aw

[orchid rock]

actually

[polar sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif?ex=69535b35&is=695209b5&hm=46d1c000aedea8ebc7e6f42ca82fcc409cd934079dd677a8fcb166dd919571ca&

[lone jacinth]

I killed everyone again

[orchid rock]

lets see how well this goes

[analog crown]

I dodge.

[orchid rock]

unfortunately, nat 20 is nothing for the swarm

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ssl-siggi-suffkopp-shellshock-live-drones-drone-gif-24161222

[orchid rock]

and you all die

[steep flint]

Well this is anticlimatic

[silver fiber]

and than egg spawn himself on corps of dead monster

[polar sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif?ex=69535b35&is=695209b5&hm=46d1c000aedea8ebc7e6f42ca82fcc409cd934079dd677a8fcb166dd919571ca&

[orchid rock]

(im sry i ran out of time

[lone jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif

[agile glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif

[lone jacinth]

I actually did it again

[orchid rock]

and in the echoing distance

[analog crown]

I dodge harder

[orchid rock]

you hear a song performed

it's Boom - Evil Neuro

[steep flint]

2 people never did any damage

[vapid elm]

rn

[orchid rock]

gen did 3 damage

to himself

wdym

[tawdry sable]

Lool

LOL

[steep flint]

So gen did -3 damage

Even worse

Actually gen healed the dragon

[tawdry sable]

Am the only one who did nothing

[steep flint]

How much for?

[tawdry sable]

Yeah

Full hp

[orchid rock]

around 250

iirc

or 260

[steep flint]

So gen did -263 damage lol

[tawdry sable]

Idk why gourmet and gen blamed ME for giving gen my lantern and him throwing it back towards me

For no reason

[orchid rock]

tutel did arbitrary emotional damage to @lone jacinth

[analog crown]

The "no reason" was that you were about as useful as Neptune in the previous campaign without your lantern

[lone jacinth]

no no no I did it to him didn't I?

I slapped him for exactly 1

[orchid rock]

ye but u took offense to what he was doing

which gave u a point of emotional damage

[lone jacinth]

ah I see

[orchid rock]

contreth and gourmet were cooking

[analog crown]

Can I make official complaint to Evil about Izi's behaviour now that I am in the afterlife?

[orchid rock]

lets see

[lone jacinth]

What do you mean? I was the one who convinced evil to show her attention here by sacrificing my life to her by hitting my own head in with the metal pipe?

[analog crown]

[orchid rock]

she said "whomegalul are you?"

[steep flint]

I think i did like 144 damage or something

[analog crown]

you conked yourself on the head with a metal pipe midd fight

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

145 cuz rounded

[lone jacinth]

I lied to my god, no price is too great

[analog crown]

I tell her Neuro is better than her

[glacial orchid]

What do i do now

[lone jacinth]

Evil! Kill this heretic

[silent sparrow]

Neuro should kill Tony

[orchid rock]

lets see how well that goes

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

ok thats it from me for today

[analog crown]

I'll go say hi to cerber

[orchid rock]

sorry for abrupt ending

[glacial orchid]

This ain't going well

[lone jacinth]

bye grace, this was fun!

[glacial orchid]

Im alive but suffering

[orchid rock]

hopefully you guys had some fun atleast! I had fun drawing the assets

[polar sail]

have a good night grace

[analog crown]

nitenite was fun

[orchid rock]

BUT

[silver zephyr]

What happened to izi being god

[orchid rock]

before i go

MILD CRASHOUT

[silver zephyr]

Gn

[agile glade]

Ty for the hard work grace

[polar sail]

[orchid rock]

I SPENT ALL THAT TIME DRAWING THE FREAKING LANTERN

[glacial orchid]

Hahahhahahhah

[orchid rock]

AND BRO JUST DID NOTHING AND THREW IT AWAY FOR IT TO BE ABSORBED

[vapid elm]

[polar sail]

[orchid rock]

[lone jacinth]

I did warn you that if you destroy the lantern then it's destroyed

[vapid elm]

classic dm spending all their time on an asset only for the players to not give a shit about it

[analog crown]

https://tenor.com/view/people-die-if-they-are-gif-20318194

[glacial orchid]

Me rn

[tawdry sable]

I just got unlucky

[steep flint]

Neptune doesnt have a soul anymore

[polar sail]

did he ever have one to begin with

[lone jacinth]

I guess that's the end of my personal revenge

[glacial orchid]

Nephate travelling through campaign

[orchid rock]

i also had soemone make me the monster too and 5 seconds in they killed it's big eye that i had like 10 spells prepped for

[glacial orchid]

Hahaahhahaha

[tawdry sable]

Classic dnd

[steep flint]

I had a feeling

[lone jacinth]

So it DID have spells for it's eye!

[orchid rock]

petrify was the WEAKEST of them

[glacial orchid]

Yeah it was e y e

[silver zephyr]

Also what happened to izi being god

[steep flint]

Can you list them out?

[lone jacinth]

that monster is going to come back later isn't it?

[analog crown]

To be fair, attacking the big eye is standard modus operandi when you meet a monster

[orchid rock]

but one of the spells were called The eye of judgement

it was going to do 5d20 damage split across the whole party

[simple snow]

Are you winning?

[tawdry sable]

Next time imma worship neuro

[steep flint]

Its a good thing I took out the eye

[analog crown]

Izi did

[vapid elm]

if they didn't want us to attack it then why would they have such a big eye

[analog crown]

rest of us not so much

[tawdry sable]

Cus smth is working with whatever izi was doing

[orchid rock]

eliv summoned the swarm and killed the monster

[steep flint]

We all died

[polar sail]

izi ended up killing the whole party again

[tawdry sable]

Everyone else was basically dead besides me

[orchid rock]

anyway @lone jacinth hav fun logging that one

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-i-love-my-job-honestly-i-really-do-gif-25219701

[simple snow]

Dam

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/xdd-xdding-cat-cute-cursed-gif-27104766

[agile glade]

gn chat

[lone jacinth]

This time it was evil who did it, technically...

[orchid rock]

izi dies was landed on

a truly historical 1%

[simple snow]

Dam

[orchid rock]

it coulda been a 6* chara one tap @lone jacinth

but u got that instead

[simple snow]

Gtg

Gn

[orchid rock]

[tawdry sable]

Ngl

[polar sail]

[tawdry sable]

It's either I get actual rolls or all my rolls flop

[steep flint]

Also the monster was way stronger then the party

[tawdry sable]

No in between

[steep flint]

That was not balanced

[tawdry sable]

Yeah

That's prob one of the bigger problems

[orchid rock]

the boss had 200 hp at the start

[lone jacinth]

the boss was nerfed multiple times mid combat though so it ended up being fair

[silver zephyr]

Oh wow

They were close

[orchid rock]

but then contreth immediatey did 50

[lone jacinth]

so why did you make it heal everything so all of our 150 damage was wasted???

[steep flint]

But then I made you mad by breaking the eye lol

[orchid rock]

so i made it 1000 instead

[tawdry sable]

Wth

[lone jacinth]

I KNEW IT

[tawdry sable]

What tha hell

[orchid rock]

and then i was giving u guys strong dmg

[steep flint]

Yeah 1000 was way too much

[orchid rock]

until gen decided to full heal + give it advantage

u guys woulda been dealing 50-100 dmg every attack

[silver zephyr]

So god was the balancer

[orchid rock]

otherwise

[tawdry sable]

Alr I learned my lesson

Don't give sh- to my tm

[lone jacinth]

then I hit a 1% and summoned god to kill everyone(while it was bright and sunny)

[steep flint]

We needed to go for all out attacks each time or we had no chance of beating it

[analog crown]

at least the weather was good when we died

[orchid rock]

tbf i had the monster do a lot of prep turns

[lone jacinth]

also give me your max hp I don't wanna go hunting for it

[orchid rock]

the whole like acting twice thrice later was just cuz of the lantern

[steep flint]

And then you took out my source of ammunition and damage on a bonus action

[orchid rock]

yep

[silver fiber]

You started new game or what?

[steep flint]

Id only be able to deal like 10 damage attacks at that point without draining all my life force if it had continued

[orchid rock]

nah vibes woulda given u alot more dmg

[steep flint]

Basic blood spear does 50 damage?

[polar sail]

alright, I'm going to bed, goodnight chat

[steep flint]

Without a weak point hit?

[orchid rock]

at that point probably

id find a way

[lone jacinth]

's harpoon did average damage

[steep flint]

Then my first blood spear would have felt useless and underwhelming

[silver fiber]

Goodnight

[orchid rock]

it did disable the monster’s

9 biggest damage attacks

to be fair

[steep flint]

Ig

Anyways that was fun

[orchid rock]

anyway sorry if u were thinking too practical i run on copious amounts of vibe

dont try to apply logic

[steep flint]

We just got the monster buffed way too much

[orchid rock]

by we

u mean 2 ppl

[tawdry sable]

Vibe DND is all about if you Rolla high dice

[silver fiber]

What about egg attack?

[steep flint]

Well i also got the monster buffed

[orchid rock]

i don rmb

[steep flint]

My first attack was too strong

[lone jacinth]

gen and tutel getting sent to hell because imma convince to send them there for that

[analog crown]

I will conquer hell and take my revenge on you

[tawdry sable]

Tbh if I survived I woulda taken all y'all souls

[orchid rock]

no cuz u lost ur lantern

buddy

[lone jacinth]

No mine was already taken wasn't it?

[tawdry sable]

Prob

[orchid rock]

nuh

it was just neptune’s

[lone jacinth]

b-but mine was taken by ?

[steep flint]

Evil took izis soul

[orchid rock]

but yea i vibe with creativity

[lone jacinth]

I woulda lost my soul to ET????

I am so glad I killed everyone now

[silver fiber]

She sell your soll

[orchid rock]

the more creative ur action is

the stronger it is

[tawdry sable]

Doesn't mean sh- if you roll low

[orchid rock]

thats why contreth’s blood shattering spear manoeuvre did massive dmg

[orchid rock]

: “Have you tried rolling higher?”

[analog crown]

it's pretty hard to be creative with a sniper rifle, every action is basically: I aim and shoot, since I was just otherwise mundame person without magic.

[orchid rock]

i woulda given u advantage if u did a flip before shooting, or just doing some repositioning

[steep flint]

It was easy to be creative with blood magic

[tawdry sable]

I must of used all my luck when me and izi 2v1 Neptune

[analog crown]

Flip!? Do I look like Groxcima to you

[orchid rock]

u look like an evil fumo, and last i checked can do a flip

anyway i have to go now

[analog crown]

nitenite

[steep flint]

Also everyone else would have immediately gone for the big eye, right?

[tawdry sable]

Idk man

[analog crown]

yea

its a big eye

[tawdry sable]

I would of probably tripped on a rock if I tried going for the eye

[analog crown]

if you don't attack the big eye then you attack the wrong target

[silver fiber]

i k myself before attack. That creative enough?

[lone jacinth]

I mean, lore-wise I killed my self because I was depressed then that summoned the great god

and she dealt with everything from there

[analog crown]

Lore wise I am close to conquering hell to take my revenge on you

I personally really only have played with systems before so pure vibe was interesting to experience

[silver fiber]

i play so bad with system, that i can probably play only with vibe's...

[steep flint]

Wawa

My final message

[vapid elm]

[steep flint]

Goodbye

[analog crown]

No

[steep flint]

I HATE THAT FUCKIJG CAT

[analog crown]

I will not change da world

[tropic flame]

was yesterday the last cyberpunk stream is he moving on to the next game

[vapid elm]

wtf

[analog crown]

Yes and no

[steep flint]

I dont want my wawas replaced by that thing

[vapid elm]

he may play it after the subathon

[analog crown]

He will do phantom liberty after subathon

[steep flint]

I wawa for rain world not for that creature

[tropic flame]

cyberpunkathon ended

[steep flint]

Time for skyrimathon

[potent ermine]

Did vedal announce the next game?

[analog crown]

Skyrim VR

[steep flint]

No

[vapid elm]

morrowindaton

[analog crown]

The timing on my message lol

[steep flint]

Aton

[analog crown]

I was not trying to anawer that question

[vapid elm]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEURO TO PLAY ZORK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork

[deft root]

Im taking a moment to get my youtube neuro Karaoke Playlist, and man, I forgot just how good her Furthest Star cover is

[steep flint]

Cant wait for neuro to actually play im only sleeping

[vapid elm]

now that I think about it zork should be easy for neuro to play it's literally just text

[vapid elm]

lol that tracks

vedal add zork to the chill rotation

[deft root]

Oh im in livestream chat whoops

Uh

[analog crown]

Hi

[deft root]

Hi

[analog crown]

Isnt it nice here

No one is posting weird art

[silver fiber]

Hi i guess

[analog crown]

This is my home now

[cedar hill]

also this

[willow dove]

It's only open all the time right now because of the subathon.

[silver fiber]

Only for 224 hours

[willow dove]

Also, cleanse your channel list of NN

[deft root]

Wierd art?

[analog crown]

At least NN is not General Network