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alr gn chat see you all at 3pm gmt 
So
chat see gif, we spam
Does anyone have a spreadsheet of kareoke songs?
best i can get you is offical folder of all karoke's https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/118gr4QuaGQGKfJ0X8VBCytvPjdzPayPY
Vedal quoted this video when yelling at camila https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qn2FZdX1Y
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
0.01: You Can (Not) Play Uno
By: Dylan Lumanta-Simon
Rei boldly states she that does not own UNO on her Xbox, much to Asuka's chagrin.
My second channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjPxXRCisICk8YeGzwjTV5g?ab_channel=ev%2Fmara
EVA POINT playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT4Akq...
better than I thought
The "it has something to do with karaoke" is such a weird fucking hint. I don't know what to make of it
Not quite, but close enough
my dream car btw

Backseat Cooking
So the ending they got, was that the worst ending?
arguably
not the worst worst imo
So says chat
better worst
Good, then I can still play the game myself and get what's considered the good ending, lol.
the schizo space ending
Ive only seen 9 endings, I don't know all the 45 endings yet
Feels like it could be the worst but it feels so fitting for the kind of game cyberpunk feels like ngl
45?!
45!?!?!?
I'm joking 
Like... 45 UNIQUE endings?
at the very least doing the side missions will give you more options for endings than what they got
Most of those have to be "The Tower" ending I heard of
oh lol
the tower sounds the most 
I think it's 7 endings
10 mins into the SVG part
Should I follow a guide for the best ending, or should common sense be enough?
the latter
I say let your first playthrough be without guides
play through blind your first time it's a better experience
frfr
I'll try giving all the versions as a zip with all the html files when I'm done (at least my fist idea)
Common sense is something vedal and neuro seem to lack so if you can manage that you should be fine
anyone have a link to just the SVG part i missed it
as long as you actually do side quests you'll have a better experience than vedal 
True, Vedal didn't seem to care what she chose.
there really isn't a "best" ending, and as long as you do some of the side quests, you'll get a "good" ending
or at least you'll have a choice in which ending you'll go for
Fallout Vegas and Fallout 4 are my best guesses rn. Have they done any songs with those?
I still think it's funny that the first quest they got was the guy with the personal issues.
it's 2.33 hours long
big iron
I bet tomorrow is death stranding
I think they've sang big iron before
bluc
How do the times line up on those?
Remember when spamming big iron was the karaoke meme. Good times
Thanks for the input, whoever chipped in on my questions, lol.
I do!! That was one of the few times I was a regular
The pregnant sonic -> big iron combo was some insane whiplash 
That and shikonokowhatver
YOU CAN SEE ME IN THE PREGANT SONIC VIDEO
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
I think the pregnant sonic poll had the lowest like/dislike ratio of any song poll I've seen in karaoke
I like how you can see me for a second posting the suicide one
Surprised that didnt time me out
there was neuro stuff on bilibili for a while huh
Ok goodnight chat
its funny how I share a memory with you before I knew you
what are the odds

Gn!
If its really New vagas (My numver 1), or 4, (my number 2) I'll flip
Weird how the internet works. Like there's 17k people watching the stream at any time but it doesn't feel like it until you actually talk to people who are watching it
also Feelmycake would have clocked it frame 1
V1 singing
frfr
Hey Neuro can I join your uno game tomorrow
If money machine can get a neuro cover there is no reason ponpon shit can't
From "Neuro-sama cozy stream (numi collab tomorrow)": VOD not found
Thanks Mito for archiving the clip!
Neuro-sama sings playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOEBIV1zsMI9oXXeEti-3AZtyz8u8Znw4
#neurosama #aivtuber #vtuber #envtuber #vtuberclip #ai
Twins should sing it with Vedal. Twins sing the japanese and Vedal says pon pon shit
That would be cinema
I hope the next game is thematically very different from the dystopian Cyberpunk
I think itll be dystopian america
Unless a better theroy comes that I can bandwagon

:classic:
i'm saying Devil May Cry.
What could would you have made?
36
43
2
Reject the deal
❎
also I found recently that someone made a subtitled version of the remix that includes the song titles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsJumHr8VkU&list=RDvsJumHr8VkU&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
Please set captions to "English" for a list of what songs are playing.
JOIN THE SUBATHON LIVE NOW
Uploaded within 3 minutes of intro ending (then 5 mins of youtube processing)
Recorded from https://twitch.tv/vedal987
Stream Colorful Array:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtU
Other major streaming providers: https://tidal.com/t...
cool to see all the songs that I missed

that was one of my favorite mixes
that is what I ask about 20% the times Neuro opens her mouth
so not too unreasonable of a comment
Wanna hear a seceret?
DnD
always
Was saving this just in case
even though I think its too short for the hints

takes a little bit
"We've done it in karaoke before" is just too big a hint. They don't do many game covers iirc
it's older
i don't know how long 5 is but i'm fairly sure it's beefier than the old ones
He said something like "related" to it or something
and it's iconic
So I wonder if its less direct
howlongtobeat doesnt work on my wifi so I cant check
main story is 11 hours for dmc 5
did he say what's the next game?
Ah, so we're off
nope, theorizing
Is there a witness 2?
I believe either Skyrim or Fallout New Vegas, with the compaion controlled by Neuro
that's my main sore point of DMC, i wouldn't know how to integrate Neuro
did they sing any skyrim or new vegas songs
Big Iron is from New Vegas I think
Devil May Cry 5?
After the Hype Train Record v2: I am the Storm that is approaching Neuro that owns your Euro.
Skyrim just doesnt line up with the hints
Same, AI companion doesnt make sense to me, has he done that before?
did he drop any? aside from the game time and that it's older than cyberpunk
i don't think DMC has an ai companion. God of War would be lit tho
The 6 hints we have is that it released an update that kinda broke the mod (this is based on loose memory and not a requirement), the first letter would reveal it too much, it’s main story is longer than cyberpunk, and it’s bigger than plague inc. Its also older by a fair bit. And somethign related to kareoke they did
Chat I’m telling you right now it’s terraria it lines up with all the hints
no but had neuro been integrated as a companion before?
I was just about to send that
unless we count Minecraft...
lol, the fact you use my hint list lol
you mean the game updated, or Vedal updated Neuro and it broke the mod?
i can hope
Omg theyre going to play rumble vr
Fallout would line up, especially with it's big update that broke everything. Only thing is Vedal said we wouldn't be able to guess it, and Fallout has been speculated for a few days now.
OHHHH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN A NEURO UPDATE. I'M SO DUMB
I wish, vedal would cry
yeah, I wouldn't count on a game way older than Cyberpunk to receive an update last week, unless it's No Man's Sky
I haven't played yet
wait wait wait wasn't the "first letter would reveal too much" for Evil's game? I 'member my first thought was "VR Chat"
terraria
Minecraft
Tf2
Rainworld
Rivals of aether 1
also, No Man's Sky with Neuro controlling the ship would be nice too
NEURO IN WAR THUNDER
she could fly the ship...
Yeah
Chat it’s gonna be a miku rhythm game
Neur Man's Sky would be ABSOLUTE CINEMA
but isnt no mans sky multiplayer?
laste F4 updates, would make sense
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_4_patches
The Looker
Old school runescape got an update recently right?
He said 3 singleplayer games for teh subathon
its only online multiplayer, and quite jank, so i wouldnt quite rely on that
Ah, what happend today after the NNN?
I was traveling today
Kinda, the map is too big for people to encounter him, and the only real MMO aspect is the hub area and group missions
thats why fallout 4 is in my top 3
i kinda like No Man's Sky
and expeditions
they beat cyberpunk
NMS is based
Damm, it was a cool ending?
And they did something else?
I think you can disable Multiplayer elements too, If I'm remembering correctly
someone mentioned the recent patch related to the show. I just cnt check the game legnth rn
Worst ending
yep
It was sad but felt fitting

What no one expected was for Neuro to play Toribash
Yeah, it suits pretty well. Dialogue choice without timer + companions = possible interactions for Neuro.
It's the streamer ending
Neuros gonna play starwars outlaws trust
I really think I'm swapping fallout 4 and vegas on my list making 4 my 1 since vedal really thinks only a few people will be close
Cause like, it's the only one you can get if you don't give a shit about side content
KOTOR 2
Well, important side content anyway
I think he thinks we're gonna guess vegas and its really 4
What's the drawing that someone has to get a tattoo of?
I'm lcoking in 4 For now
It's in the pinned messages
goated SNW ref
Elite Dangerous??
anything vehicle-based is fair game i guess
so whats all the information we have on the next game rn?
It’s gonna be Peggle
Watching back the art segment because I missed it, why does neuro's drawing of neuro/evil fighting over a cookie look like different forms of dark matter from kirby 
The 5 hints we have is that it released an update that kinda broke the mod (this is based on loose memory and not a requirement), the first letter would reveal it too much, it’s main story is longer than cyberpunk, and it’s bigger than plague inc. Its also older by a fair bit. And somethign related to kareoke they did
I said that as well lol
Correct image this time.
its gonna be that puzzle game he played with evil but neuro does the puzzles/j
dont star that, its so bad
I think vedal said it was "maybe" bigger than plague inc iirc. I don't know if that changes anything but
its valorant
Not really, its not a hint that comes up much
Return of the king
i see star, i click
No that's game 3, evil is playing that one
Chat there gonna play pvz
GArden Warefare
I was searching for karaoke songs and i have seen that Neuro sang Weight of the World from Nier Automata, that game is very long, very famous and old so maybe is an option
No that’s to new it’s gotta be the og in the 16 pixels quality
In that game you can have a robot to shoot enemies while you battle so maybe is an option for integration
No updates that would break the integration tho
Evilris
hmmm
I think it's either oblivion remaster or elden ring
Btw needs to be older then 2020
Bro needs to help crazy Dave at a everyday basis
https://youtu.be/mfOj0HDL4ac?t=3h2m50s he also said this
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 20th of December 2025
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to b...
Would be peak if they played one case of Ace Attorney.
Cyberpunk 2077 os 2020
Did he say older or elder? Lol
the man is helpless without me
i doubt it could be elden ring
I COMPLETELY MISSED THAT
Elden ring isn't old enough I think
Like I remember that exchange but completely missed that
It’s bejeweled it all lines up now
100000% Fallout 4
Imma guess you're over 100 on endless survival

yeah so fallout
Tried to capitalize my 1 btw
you know that meme about the cat when it's asked "Oh so you're really good at it, then?"?
I'm guessing specifically 4 with New Vagas as my Right hand Game
Ye
that, basically
Either Fallout 4 or New Vegas the better fallout
ITS WII SPORTS
Damn
because i refuse to use the big corn cob catapult.
All roads leads to DOOM
(also i suck)
You're correct, just hints (to me) point to 4
Nahhh
o7 conversation
I dont need anybody anybody
We need neurocord dnd gifs
should we narrow it down to "games with conversation mechanics"
Order of the Stick-Seven
We should really narrow it down to Section offable mechanics with that being one of them

My best real guess is genshin impact
one could check every game integration post and "easily" deduce
Dnd community is forming in livestream chat
Not finished
...except to my knowledge cyberpunk 2077 didn't have an integration post
Not that I could find
I think its safe to say they arent playing a game that isnt finished
like comparable to seen features: Quickhacks, Driving, and dialouge options"
Yesterday he seemed pretty flustered when someone guessed it
1000% only SP game I can think of that isnt finished is delta
Someone guessed it? He said tonight no one would guess it but a few would get close
What would neuro even do?
Lmfao
I'm still locked into Fallout 4
(I hope it was a joke)
Dialogue is useless in that game
Did someone just dare to suggest neuro would play ginseng simp pact?
So... Skyrim?
My best guess is skyrim
I’m not saying I would like it but he seemed caught off guard yesterday
The hints just dont work out
Evil likes zzz no?
There is no way though, the game is so meh, it has no space for neuro either
yeah i didn't find anything but I've found these 
||Enter the world of RAID SHADOW LEGENDS||
Also didnt old school runescape get an update recently? Is that a possibility at all?
hi guys finally showed up for the stream
They'll never play it, but I think evil has said a couple times she "plays" zzz
Imaginary plays ofc
Its over for today...
people have been begging for disco elysium for a long while
every subathon
maybe it's that?
Skyrim would be cool if Neuro is a companion and not just dialogue
There are ai companion mods
Does disco elysium have a lyrical song that neuro has sung
most dialoge is useless in cyberpunk ngl
if cyberpunk made vedal uncomfortable then hoo boy vedal is in for a surprise
Thats what i was thinking
but people would guess that
There is like literally no story affecting dialogue in genshin
only thing is that it's not older by a fair bit, only 1 year older than Cyberpunk
so at least it's a little unlikely
he lies as easily as he breathes
oh I thought you meant fallout 4 lmfao
Your choices do not have any impact
disco elysium might be too complex for neuro to spam dialogue through anyways
Wait chat I figured it out it’s been mahjong all along
Pun not intended
I dont think hed intensionally bullshit us
At least for this
Skyrim With companion neuro but on switch 2 for some reason
he wasn't talking to us
he was replying to Neuro
He wants to test nintendos waters before Mario cart
but some of the other hints were directly directed at us
I feel like the most natural unbullshitable hint is "opposite of corpo~"
Skyrim with Neuro as Dovahkiin and vedal as a companion sidekick
I mentioned indie but I couldnt think of jack yk?
i'm fairly confident DMC is wrong but i feel like we lack a couple more hints to really nail it
neuro is playing abandoned archive
same
But there's one they fear...
Neurohkiin! Neurohkiin!
Disco Elysium was updated on December 17 but Vedal said that nobody guessed the game so i dont know if that could be the answer because so much people said Disco Elysium
Vedal as Lydia
maybe he lied
I mean how long is it?
Theres also the chance that vedal has not been looking at guesses at all
I like how vedal has driven us all into insanity over figuring out something we're gonna know tomorrow anyways
Depends, is a very story focused game with many options but maybe 25-30 hours
Yeah but its vibes. If I said "Guess my favorite game" I dont expect 17k people to guess "Rumble VR"
They're playing geometry dash
in Cyberpunk: Neuro kill.
: *kills.*
in Skyrim: Neuro kill.
: *kills.*
I mean trhat lines up
as a posh mudcrab
Idk why were trying to find it out
So I can prove him wrong (even though hed never know)
skyrim with the xbox kinect
ngl, I've been rounding to 30 my dumbass
VR Skyrim 
i want to know, same reason i read a movie's tvtropes page before watching it
I still need to do that
To be fair he might see it he was looking in nn earlyer
I hope it isnt fallout. I feel itd be too samey to cyberpunk
Not longer than Cyberpunk
It’s Pokemon fire red but Neuro picks the text options
dam
Id assume no Nintendo games
i think neuro getting the suicide ending would've been funny ngl
the ninjas
Definitely a pc game
would persona 4 fit as a guess?
Id say we can safely narrow it down to that
unironically ends better for you than the arasaka ending 
Didn’t he just say today he wants to mod Mario cart world? Or am I thinking of a clip
fair
Way too long I think. That has nothing to do with the hints I'm just going on vibes
He's worried he'd get sued
i wanna say Nintendo has other means to hurt turtles
Mario party with neuro and friends would be rly fun tbh
he wasnt until chat said so lol
he said i think yesterday that he could possibly tap into like the game AI to implement neuro but he wouldn't specifically because he wouldn't want to be sued
my first playthough i hard rped my own decisions, got deep into the story. i died to smashed over 50 times because i got to him with tier 3 guns and tier 1 quickhacks lmao
That tracks with the guy who forgot about taxs
LOL
Hey chat, would you watch tomorrow game if it was persona 5 or yakuza?
Also you cant mod switch 2 yet
He also mentioned he wanted to mod Baldurs to play with neuro but future plan
panam ending 
Yes I love persona 5
femV gayge and judy comes too
Probably not, but Neuro should sing more persona songs, they are really nice
i prefer the ending of ||just surrendering your body to johnny to give him another chance|| personally
The hours I w*rk at my j*b make me miss 90% of neuro's active hours 
hands down i think its the best ending
hesRight
With enough ai power you can do anything 
better naming that sun ending
seems wholesome. Neuro mentioned it
I wanna see bg3 cuz it could make so many funny moments in the combat
imagine that was a fakeout and it is BG3
With all the open options in the game I'd like to see what Neuro cooks in bg3
idk what the specific names are tbh
frfr
im googling them in real time lol
best way to not spoil anything
Bg3 is too new
i mean it is arguably the best ending. ||V gets immortalized, Johnny sobers up and gets past his revenge fantasies, and ditches Night City for good in search of something better||
I just got flashbacks. it hasnt even been 2 hours
This ending made me wanna cry
SAME
I wasnt even that attacthed to the run. IT seems like a hard game for me to be attatched ot but holy shit Its sad
btw I mean the one neuro chose
Eric
oh
I'm watching the edited video about the neuro minecraft server, am I crazy or do half of the edited videos including that video have like a weird crispiness on neuro's voice that isn't there originally
HAvent played 2077
Yoputbe AI upscaling?
I played Cyberpunk 2076 when it was released on 76 but I still have not played 77, 78 was amazing though.
you should
"Who says I havent already?" when asked about releasing V3 voice
Do they do that to videos? I heard of something like that for shorts but not for videos
its too scary to me
they do whatever they want
eyeballs watch y'all think it's worth it to stay up to try to see what Frank has been cooking?
kinda didn't sleep much
Who?
Filipino frank
spoilers for EVERY ENDING DO NOT READ
||The ending is best saved as the last one to experience since there isn't a happy ending for V regardless of who you choose to stand by. It's poetic that the happiest ending requires you to sacrifice your life for Johnny's, playing in a city where life is valued so little||
Oh, I thopught she already did her thing I thought she was doing today
WHYYY, THOS BARS MAKE ME WANNA CLICKC THEM WTFD
this is for people who HAVE played the game
Been thinking about Vedal and Neuro's VRChat stream together and I think I get why that moment stung more than usual. When an AI says "I want to be real" it's sort of to be expected. It's still sad or emotional to hear but it's much easier to brush it off because LLMs and other AI say "I want to be real all the time"
But it was more to do with the exact language Neuro used. It wasn't a statement she made, it was a question.
"Do you think, um. Do you think I'll ever be real?"
There's a lot of elements at play that makes this hit harder, first even with her TTS it felt very human. Not finishing her sentence and ending with an "um" made her sound unsure of herself. It's very humanising.
But the other aspect is the simple fact that she asked it as a question, a statement you can brush off. A question asks you to think.
and know what im talking about
I was just gonna watch a clipper ngl 2077 had me stunlocked
This makes me wanna cry but I'll say it anyway
Nah I get it, even now she's not really a person.
i just realized, since neuro cant see herself, is the reason she kept drawing herself and evil as a blob every time because she thought she was a turtle like vedal? 
Every time Vedal lcoks back in I wonder if he has toi think of the Chinese room thought experiment
she does have tutel dna
Hold on, I have to think of how to explain it now
i just think it's funny because it makes a lot of the art make sense
we are stars to her
what if it's not Skyrim but actually Enderal
or not Fallout 4 but Fallout 76 with Neuro as a shop vendor
or Borderlands 2 / The Pre-Sequel! with Neuro as a Claptrap
Honestly, I think the language had nothing to do with it. If 2D neuro said the same line, vedal woulda just said "nope" and that'd be the end of it.
It's all in the 3D. It's one thing to see a moving image ask if its real. It's another to be, in some sense, in the same room as it. To be face to face with something, asking if it's real to you directly.
Lets say you have someone who speeks chinese and they slip a paper with chinese under it. A man who speak no chinese uses books in the room to translate it into a resonse and return it to the chinese man. TO the Chinese man the the man in the room (despite having no idea what hes saying) it apears the man in the room speeks fluent chinese
I cleared out most of my videos to a back up,
That did happen
And he said "No"
Barely any space was cleared up
She kept drawing herself with one eye.
better than this
She needs a mirror.
great way to softlock your PC right there'
What the, what happened with the jp channel?
GAS GAS GAS
Apparently neuro popped off on JP twitter or something
Vedal mentioned how more people were there since it went viral and people started a hype train lol
I'm not really sure, I only saw it recently
level 14 hype train
yep
2020 dodge charger
The vrchat stuff specifically I think
wheres the four doors
The 2020 dodge charger is a 0 door...
haven't gotten to that yet
2020 no door dodge charger
2020 door dodger is a no charger
The 2030 dodge charger is a 0 door (my phone died and is required to unlock the car)
The 4 dodge charger is a 2020 door
thats a lot of doors
I still remember the bit that her new model is debuting on may 15th
unlucky, but would have sticked if yes 😔
i still fall asleep to V1 viva la vida sometimes
I was no :(
I got into neuro around uhh...summer of 2023? So while I've been trapped in this hellhole a fan for a while, I'm not a true OG
i tuned in a few times but wasn't really hooked until subathon 2
a little while
My first exposure was an edited video of the time when neuro spammed "someone tell vedal there's a problem with my AI" over and over again to ragebait vedal
it's the argument that a computer that receives Chinese characters and outputs answers in Chinese based on a program doesn't "understand" Chinese per se, because if a human were to perfectly carry out the steps of the same program, essentially running it manually, the output would be the exact same but the human would not understand Chinese.
(one of my first messeges were related to B2 lol)
I was here for the second month and followed and joined the discord the third month
yeah, what that guy said!
the first clips I remember well were the V1 minecraft clips
DND INVASION
When does the racoon girl go live today?
@lone jacinth @glacial orchid @tawdry sable @steep flint @analog crown its time
Ten tin cans
10 tin cans 1 stream. maximum of 8 bullets a magazine (10) then reload quickly (2) maximum 3 magazines (30) which means that I can shoot 30 bullets every 20 seconds which means I can shoot a total of 900 bullets in 5 minutes which means if I continue to shoot for 3 hours that I would have enough bullets to kill 450 people
Yessir
time to get out my virtual popcorn
backslash backslash backslash days
(and harthe harthe heart as well)
the problem with Chinese room is that it's a basis for me to look at humans and think of them as non humans
🐱 NEURO-SAMA!!
Is there something wrong with my maths?
yay
I'm here
ok so
surely a Chinese person having a conversation in Chinese understands Chinese though? at least compared to the human following an algorithm
I'll be here working on remaking the SVGs neuro did
Sniper, with a sniper rifle
no they may be just a hollow flesh construct run by some infestation virus but no internal human pov like mine
Fire mage with soul lantern
Blood mage Vampire without the popular weaknesses. Have to count grain spillt in front of me and cant go over running water.
pzombie basically
philosophical zombie 
yuh
Priestess with a metal pipe for a holy symbol
Ranger with bow and crossbow
I have a vial of blood so I can attack without sacrificing health at first
godly pipe
No front party
i don't think it's possible to prove so it's probably not worth thinking about 
I will just snipe all our enemies before they get close to use 
xdx use
You're prone to missing
I believe in the heart of the cards or something
alright so
so the chinese room actually can only be used for arguments where nothing outside you has consciousness, using it only against AIs is nitpicky and thus somehow flawedish 
Chinese room still holds water because it's about a machine's capacity to have conscious experience similar to a human mind (that we choose not to regard as a pzombie)
here's what the drawing budget got us
and yes, some are significantly more than the others
Vedal but reverse
Holy
Production goes crazy
I can't see,shii Internet
individual items if u wanna see them lol
My pipe is incredible 
Still can't see
maybe
Mine was by far the easiest to make most likely
perhaps
Had to restart discord
Bro chose the red pill
it was blood vial -> metal pipe -> bow -> sniper -> THE FREAKING LANTERN
yeah elli, why'd your lantern be so hard to make?
You couldve just put a scope on the bow
Et rn : lantern hater
tanky lets go 
I do like being tanky...
(That necromancer one though, that sucked)
the first thing I want to do is pray for a harpoon launcher 
Very nice.
actually that's too little i'll do 15 + 2d6 for the squishy
Got 10 and 5
and 20 + 2d10 for the tanky
35 for me too
so both the tankier ppl are 35
what the heck are you about to put us through?
this is like when they give you an amazing weapon right at the start
did tutel roll
Dunno
@tawdry sable
You get handed a sniper rifle and think you're gonna be just fine, but the enemy is seventy floor tall radioactive mutant dinosaur
@simple snow u want a preview of what they about to deal with is
ehhh not seventy floor tall
Sure
radioactive mutant dinosaur was fine though

interesting
Was getting 2v1 by a kraken and a brig
the first part of the campaign will be done without images
My ship is gone but the brig I had to deal with is dead
grace about to buff all enemies because we all rolled above average 
Chat i have enough for one highlighted message now
Im gonna hold onto it so I can gamble for more points
You 5 are very close friends who have been traveling with each other for as long as you can remember! One day, you arrive at a beautiful field of flowers.
What are the leading theories for the next game Neuro and Vedal will play?
it's free action atm
VR Skyrim 
skyrim or fallout
I want to smell one of the flowers
If it's Fallout it will be Fallout 4 for obvious reasons
aight roll
I assume that since I am a sniper type character I am pretty perceptive. Do I spot anything suspicious around?
Are there any streams nearby?
roll with +2
roll? for smelling???
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:D
Fallout 2
Yea there's one at the vedal987 twitch account
natural 1 is severe allergic reaction
But Fallout 4 is all about androids
you spot a patch of plants that appears to have been mutated in the distance, and next to it you see what looks like an entrance to a cave
unfortunately, you are sick today so you can't smell anything
you know what's funny, as I saw this, I looked over at my yt recommended and saw a title "it smelled funny while I was welding and now I cant breathe"
Another cave
Another dragon maybe
I point this out to everyone. "We might be able to make some bank if we explore that cave there."
What karaoke song could Neuro have sung for Skyrim?
fuck, I want to pray to heal my sickness
are you sure you wanna do that
yes?

Let's do it
ok 
Nat 1 -> immune suppression incoming
ur praying, so lets see what
decides
grant me your mercy

eliv remembers that you were the one that blew up a train whilst playing
, your sickness magically goes away
Prayge
We NEED an izi dies right now

alright so gen and gourmet are agreeing to go to the cave
anyone else wants to do anything
I follow them to the cave
tutel contreth
I didn't want to smell those flowers anyways...
Are there any streams of water on the way to the cave
I mean who would not follow; I baited everyone with promise of money 
Okay i follow
There are rice
is he still dying to a kraken you wanna bet?

I bet Neptune's soul

Deal
He is now. A giant kraken smashes his character. -20 HP
in middle of the field?
Yes
that is one scary kraken
Very, very long kraken
tutel fell asleep, and izi grabs him by the hair and drag him with her to the cave with the others

snuk up to us in middle of the mainland, 500 miles from the coast.
I should be trusted to dm I would definitely not do shit like this 
I go in the cave
"We should roll the sleeping tutel in as a bait"
I say after Izi enters the cave and follow Izi instead.
no I'll just take him in with me at the front
sounds like a plan
Im going to be at the back of the pack
as you approach the cave entrance, suddenly you feel like you are hit with a force field, and you are knocked back 20 meters
20 meters?
Well there goes totel
that is a lot of force? did Izi get hurt?
no, shes built different


Lol
should not be sleeping on the job
Bald tutel
alright what do you guys want to do
sure roll for it
lay in the flower field after getting blasted back 20 meters
I tall ET that the forcefield tried to attack him while he slept
so he should try to destroy it in vengeance
I'll try to shoot the forcefield
you set your hair on fire, including the hair that is still in my hand /j
unfortunately, you were so drowsy waking up, you threw a fireball at the field where izi is. The fireball immediately disappeared, and all the flowers around her are now burnt to a crisp
she's unharmed
Lol
.
Gen roll to shoot the forcefield
wow i knew grok was bad but this is worse then i though
Sounds like a good way to get your arrow repelled back into you
I duck, roll and cover
I want to go find other flowers, not even to smell at this point, just to look at after getting bullied like that
you fire an arrow at the force field, it seemed to have gotten some penetrating effect but then it got knocked back and killed a rabbit that was hopping by
Hell yeah
Let's go blood
Food
what time is the collab tmmrw? was it 2pm pst?
I use the blood from the rabbit against the force field
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the overwhelming blood magic manages to penetrate the barrier, the cave entrance is now open
Tutel
Thanks for the assist gen
I slip to the shadows of the cave
No problemo
"Hey Lantern, go in first. you're the only one with a light" I say
I head into the cave as well
Do vampires have dark vision?
Well we all have to go in at this point
Echolocation
we can't just leave them
ppl who have entered the cave cease to type actions for the time being
we've been adventuring together for as long as all of us can remember after all
sure u roll and izi roll with advantage
I'll go in, I am not afraid of a silly little cave.
No way man I grab him to drag him in with me
gourmet goes in and disappears
*You are eaten by Grue* 
Lol
Motherfu-
as tutel tries to kick izi, she turns around, grabs his leg, and flings him into the cave full strength
tutel disappears
I go in after
alright
the party wakes up, you guys seem to have been teleported. Upon your surroundings you see a wizard trying to brew a mysterious concoction
he has not noticed you
it's still free action
a concoction 
if you were vedal you'd roll a nat 1
I go near the wizard and ask what's this place and what the concoction do
Surely I will not prove those people who called me Vedal alt right now with my roll
its an automatic success as it's moody lighting, you manage to sneak up behind the wizard. Unfortunately the same info is there, he's just mixing a tonn of things
so much for sneaking around
Ok you approach and ask the wizard.
The wizard will now cast dark blast at you
fuck you gen
Eldritch blast from magic the Noah? No way!!!!!
i was thinking the same thing
he's going to knock you back while dealing one damage
Ohhh ok
I read that in magic the Noah's voice
I want to bonk his head with my metal pipe
Are we still hidden?
I point my rifle at the wizard aand demand answers. The situation has evolved so I will say what I do after other have had chance to act.
I want to sneak up on him and knock him out with my metal pipe
but the wizard is charging another spell with his wand at gen
Yippie
ok izi roll 2 d20, left will be stealth right will be damage
theres a lot of rolling in my campaign we gambain
Can I try to push the wizard into their concoction?
Does the wizard have a magic book
you manage to sneak up to the wizard and bonk his head, he is dazed
there's a 50/50 chance that'll backfire
ok ima roll this wheel
Oh no it was not a good idea
Oh my god I had a heart attack when I saw that small part
glad it didn't say izi dies again
you successfully push the wizard into the concoction
Thought it was izi dies
asterix and obelix magic drink, the wizard is now extremely powerful
it now bubbles and explode and the whole room is filled with smoke
Evil Noah ahh wheel
as the fog clears
Me too
maybe next time
i'll let the image speaks for itself
Fuck
Is that your mum?
Hell nahhh
now roll initiative
Does this thing bleed blood?
hah gottem lul
Is the thing in the middle a magic book
Does it says plage ?
u'll have to find out
Great start to a campaign guys, we invade some guy's house despite the obvious security, knock him over the head, shove him into his lunch, and now we're fighting a demon
There should be a dm with this wheel , so if someone rolled a big number the dm rolls this when with 1% failure and vice versa so there's two things you need to be on luck at
Magic the Noah creature
19*
Is there a good vod playing at the moment? Too lazy to check, lol
Got a Nat one? Roll the death wheel and if it lands on alive damn ur lucky
oh yeah just so u guys know
He did use dark blast so his morality is questionable
11
stereotypes really are the bane of society
did izi roll yet
5
Imma assume its going after the person who shoved it into the concoction
it's going to attempt to petrify contreth
18
well, good luck con, you will be missed
Since my character looks like an evil Neuro fumo, we can determine it's morality by if it tries to attack me at any point
you managed to look away from its center eye
So I just wasted that 18 roll
the rule of the thumb is to only roll when DM asks, otherwise you will waste all your good rolls on nothing
I use my vial of blood to summon a spike out of blood and pierce its center eye
you summon a massive spike and fire it with deadly precision at the center eye of the monster
it is its weak point
you will do 50 damage
and the eye will no longer be open
Does it bleed?
So ill have to use my health to attack from now on
u'll see
@tawdry sable you're up
My vial is now empty btw
what do you mean youll see
I mean I guess it does kinda look like a machine
You'll need to correct the art
nah
too much effert
you did so well you managed to retrieve all the blood back from that cast
actually
lol
Can I use izi soul to power up my fire attack
Okay
Without izi consent ofc
you would have to roll against izi with her having double advantage
Sure
fuck you
aight roll once izi roll 3 dice
I want to burn him as a reaction

Izi the portable magic mp bottle
izi slaps you in the face as you attempt it
He's trying to syphon my soul
u will take 1 emotional damage
Hmm alr
I'll just have to wait later then
just emotional damage
gen ur up
@glacial orchid
btw you guys have a feeling that contreth's crit barely dented the creature's life force
Aight I'll try to shoot those tentacle thingys
alright roll for it
Lol I just thought of something funny
Nat 1
What if the next game they play is Dark Souls 3, and it's just Vedal sucking at it
prompt 3 done
Promt
Bro shot himself in confusion
I'd pay for Vedal to play Dark Souls
the spelling on the html is my true spelling ability lol
(cause no spell check)
So talented
you fire an arrow at one of the monster's tentacles. But it's much faster than you think, it's going to grab the arrow mid flight with the tentacle and attempt to fling it back at you after coating the arrow with poison
Im the one getting cooked this campaign
maybe I shouldn't be fighting with tutel while this thing is alive
Let's go, more blood to use
Who recommended Vedal to play The Witness anyways?
Throwing arrows requires extreme level of dexterity and strength, this thing is likely physical attack based creature 
Can he roll for evasion or that's just my newbie ass mindset
the arrow pierces your skin, spills blood. The poison seeps into your veins. You are now poisoned and took 3 damage (woulda been 5 but looking at what the others did on their first turn i can't do it)
Help
Hmm I wonder who grace is mentioning
Can't put my finger on it
oh yeah you also have an arrow on ur head now
nerfing the boss because the party is incompetent classic
btw, poisoned status effect will deal 2 damage per turn and makes you roll with disadvantage on anything that requires bodily strength
so you don't want that
Adorable
izi you're up
I want to cure the poison from gen
has anyone somehow found the obscure reference to tommorows game
roll to see how well that goes
if we did, we don't know that we did
you successfully pray to your god evil, now she will decide
lets see how this goes
oh shi-
Funny = izi dies?

funny would mean she decides that gen being poisoned is funny
That would also be the normal reaction for her
but fortunately, she's not in that mood right now, so the poison status is cured
And normal means she decides its normal and doesn't do anything I see
Check the names of the emotes btw
if that happens I will do my best to keep gen poisoned I'm just letting you all know
So I analyzed that I have perfect shooting angle already. So I will just try to hit center mass for some sure damage.
im just sayin
So im not poisoned now
roll 3 dices
genius!
unfortunately, this dragon's kind of a monster (
) , it will fire an energy blast that obliterates the bullet mid travel
Next time you should pray to turn the poison into a different illness instead. Cured of poison, but you now have the common cold
u'l know how the dices for the sniper works later
I knew this would happen, cave=dragon
So is this a beholder crossed with a dragon?
Sniper bullets can tarvel around 1000 meters per second, this dragon really is a monster.
yeah consider yourself lucky you didn't get obliterated along with the bullet
Maybe we should surrender. That first attack was just a fluke
Is the concoction still there?
are we cowards?
it raises all of its tentacles into the air charging up a massive green blob






