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||GUYS I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW VEGAS INTEGRATION SO WE CAN SIDE WITH THE LEGION
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Surprised he didnt die yet
Im just watching dumb emotes here




Takemura will carry
this game is something
tbf he doesnt wanna just search stuff up which makes it much slower

horrible time to have to go, bye chat, try not to crashout too much
IDK about that, but would be hyped if that's the game
EMP for people again
Vedal is using the greggs wifi
thatβs a feature 

POV: your teemate peeks the corner youre holding
15 dudes shooting at you. Neuro: don't worry I blinded one

If neuro could act faster, she could actually carry vedal so hard (if he upgraded her quick hacks)


i think thats very possible if a bit op but its neuro so it balances out



SMASHIN TIME














HERE WE GO

What
oh shit it's John Smasher himself
Imagine how much more productive it would be if Vedal said things like
"Neuro, give that group a virus"
"Neuro fry that guys synapse"

π


POV getting smashed
Why is everyone nowaying


MURDER HIMM


one off of system collapse
||oh cool i thought you didn't fight him in this ending||

MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT CYBERPUNK WAS WHEN ADAM SMASHER JUMPED IN AND SAID IT'S SMASHING TIME AND SMASHED ALL OVER THE PLACE
Oh ok

it's quantum movement !
He just looked as he was approaching 
WE MURDER THIS MAN
adam smasher? i hardly know her 

Makes it sounds like he's the thing 

Imma use that insult "you have an accuracy of a blindfolded monkey
FOR EDGERUNNERS

W first chatter
fr

Thankfully i watched edgerunners i saw that gif here like 20 times


lmao takemura meleeing him




That health bar is... Uh, not moving a lot
Takemura is badass
FOR REBECCA
CHAD
saving problems until they are unsolvable vedal

You mean the pancake?
Adam Smasher isn't very deadly ngl. Especially not if you have a meatshield in there
how the fuck is he out of ammo nonstop?
i cant remember being out of ammo once when i last played







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Oh my fucking god



NO KIDDING



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He literally didn't loot or buy any lmao
this guy 

He's so fucking good at video games man


Now all he does is jump lol


normal players keep all consumables for final fight. Vedal kept for it all basic game mechanics
bruh next game longer than this the ragebait is going up
takemura solo tbh
nose
That's a good way to sum up this playthrough
Touhou ahh bullet pattern but worse
Use smg's
your ammo will VANISH

GORO NO
rachi

Healthbar is uh, 1/3 gone at least

GORO




GIVE ME THAT SOUND BITE








VEDAL THAT IS NOT THE PLAY


did they add those sandevistan effects after edgerunners released or were they always like that?

he's a bit too into this

bye bye vedal






RACHINOVA CLIP THAT









LMAO






Vedal squaring up lmao



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mhm a nice cut of meat
it's new, yeah, they updated the smasher fight, it just works on him though
Gayge Clap


diabolical lyrics from the game too

riveting gameplay
π³οΈβπ
I'm not even gonna lie. I think Neuro has had water in her ears since she fell in the lake at the start of the subathon.
Her recognition of folks words is having real problems.
Any Cyberpunk lore experts can confirm that?
mfer trying to fist fight smasher with basically 0 cyberware

If only they could meet in better circumstances π
BREXIT aim lmao

HES NOT DEAD!?!?!?!?

???
π³οΈβπ
Bro is lucky Smasher isn't very deadly as a boss lol

it is time
Why are people saying gayge? V is female 
its certainly true in my modded playthrough
@meager bay honest reaction: verify
ngl kinda true
vedal is lucky he's on normal
at release he was worse. I remember my first playthrough killing him in like a few minutes
battle gameplay: 
thats crazy
i love hwo vedals doing no damage and nearly all of it has been neuro



Neuro Carry
THIOS FEELS LIKE ULTRAKILL
Truly the carry

wtf what about takemura????
if i had to pick 1 word to describe this playthrough, it would be vedal

THIS IS 4K ULTRAKKILL





Smasher spamming that sandy
Neurtana
Adam has a high res to burn and poison lol, that's like the whole vedal build

i lov ehow if you use sandevistan in this fight it doesnt slow him down
he just activates his and continues at full speed
20 int
16 tech
8 body
4 cool
4 reflexes
no wonder why he hits like shit
Yes basically
JUST LIKE EDGERUNNERS
: Neuro kill!
: *ping*
it is a rudimentary implant after all


Bugpunk 2077
at it again







i think that happened to me once 







Does Vedal Beat Adam Smasher First Try?
14
24
1
Absolutely not




EZ Clap
alright gg boys






















Oh Neuro finished him off
He encountered more bugs in thi playthrough than I did in 300h of playtime





Neuro did it

holy fuck he did it first try???
"Killing is at least a little evil"
the little evil in question:
I mean, it's on normal

Neuro the hard damage carry and Takemura the meat shield π

Damn, made him think he was gonna be spared
kill 
Yeah but it's vedal


their fit is so ass lmao
(adam smasher likely survives this, he keeps survivng shit liek this in the lore)
playing on normal helps a lot, and smasher really isn't that hard
I had this hotloaded and ready to post
I'm disappointed.
if only smasher had his inhaler smh
Ah, cyberpsychosis V
"It's never, too late to-"
WAIT I FORGOT I HATE HIM BLAM BLAM
Takamura: Tank
Neuro: DPS
Vedal: Leecher
normal difficulty is very easy in this game 
me after using my katana to slice adam smasher's fucking head off

But no plot armor so
He never learned outfits were a thing and was only equipping based on stats
smart weapon build
doesn't use smart pistol

42

normal is ez as shit. it gets expotentially harder on hard and very. they would have lost near instantly on the harder difficulaties
42 

Life is a good song
He is like a grand pa on facebook
nono, i mean even when you execute him on his knees, I bet he still survives
this has happened previously in a written adventure in the tabletop

btw I wanted to make a joke ages ago but kept forgetting.
What if Vedal is Adam Smasher in 2077?
Bald
Reliant on AI



very hard playthrough next run 
Best Takemura convo skipped?
wtf is bro doing
tf is bro wearing

wtf is that outfit

Trying to figure out how to walk in VR chat
Is searching for neuro merch

It's called Fashion, ok ? X)




Yeah that's what I always wondered. Why is that robe so darn long



its just a kimono aint it
they are real long i think when uraveled
tryna aurar farm
trying to pick up sword in 3d LULE
it's traditional japanese emperor clothing and all that
Someone keeps spamming visa emotes
In despair in my mega robe
try put on pants pls 
Oh my god did they do the Bethesda method and just make the bare foot a shoe model retextured to look like a foot?
whats funny is yorinobu is legit one of the good guys kinda he just wants to destroy arasaka
@runic bough this your good guy?
NOOOOOOOOOO
KYOTO
KYOTO

KYOTO AT ALL COSTS
Kyoto mentioned
KYOTO
why you lookling?
No is a cyber foot
KYOTO
KYOTO!!
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO AT ALL COSTS
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO!
NOT KYOTO NOOOO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO

KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
more like he's the least bad out of the worst
KYOTO
KYOTO
kyoto...
KYOTO

KYOTO
KYOTO
I mean, I was already looking at a man in a dress.
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO

Best of the worst
based
I can't tell if Vedal was laughing at paris or kyoto
That's fair
When I say he's the good guy I'm talking in relative terms 

KYOTOοΌ
both
Of course profile pic is the British Queen

||i havent beaten the game but isnt one of the ends that saboru put his soul into yorinobu||
??? the visa react 
Rip bozo
I am Atomic?
Someone keeps spamming that and a verifcation emote
potat alt

corpos =/= good
||yes this is that||
Most of chat was saying it

it's the same guy yeah
what sorta mutant stompers are these lmao
gotcha, ty

bro a weirdo
Yorinobu objectively was the most morally good character in this story
and thats saying a lot 
As far as this messed up universe is concerned he is a hero
Cosmetic QTE 


Nice latency
why did I open livestream chat to feet 
She missed like 80% of these quick dialogue lmao

wait i don't understand
i wish you could play cyberpunk as a corpo ceo

what did v turn into?

as hellman implied

you know it's a dystopia when one of the "good guys" is a dude who killed thousands of innocent lives in global warfare
This is yorinobus opinion though 
A squirrel

Here comes the worst part...

The hungry man thinks of bread

Robbed 

Not bad!!!


320 jp bros watching on twitch, neato


is the visa guy a bot or what?


Stolen





Certified dystopia moment
Lmao he first noticed he lost his money
True, the scales of morality have shifted a lot when the world is this far gone

the me me me
That is the worst ending for him
No money = worst ending
he 0'd out, 
hellman didnt even help us with the elevator
true corpo right there


sure


Its the Harrison temple
bros 


World saved minus some billions of people EZ
I was playing path of achra what's going on


Is that the worst ending or the WORST ending ?
What did she promise?
WHAT
pretty wack
They reached a bad ending
She's Johnny 
Awesome

objectively the worst ending
it's basically the worst one unless you consider killing yourself worse (mods it makes sense in context of the game
)

that one at least has some justification
mods that makes sense in context

Unironically, killing yourself is my favorite end thematically
also
Normally the latter would be worse imo, but uh... Given the corpo's actions? Yeah, dystopian as it is, it's better.
CORPO IS BAD?!
saved?

look back mentioned
Without context that's a crazy convo I bet
if only there was some clues along the way
Killing yourself genuinely leaves the world less fucked 
V would really choose the easy way out?
why? i feel like it feels better to die trying than surrender
Are there any good endings?
Yes never finish the game ez
there are no good endigns in nigth city
they all have different flavors of misery, but they're all better than this one
Not really, the best endings leave your fate open
Attacking arasaka tower and dying is the real V style for me
It's fineeeee, I said worse 
tuuuuff
When he manages to get Phantom Liberty installed he it'll let him skip the first act on a new run.
true
how will neuro handle getting a bad end when she made all the choices 
there's a secret ending where you give johny control and fight your way through arasaka to mikoshi
even the one where you ||let johnny take over your mind completely is better than this one lmao||
no good endings in night city
some "good" endings by night city standards and considering ur predicament tho
when i did a pacifist playthrough it made sense to me because my V was all about making sure nobody had to die if they could help it. I reasoned it that my V would want to just go out without hurting anyone else
So V was fucked no matter what
That makes sense, but also feels twice as tragic that way
"i know all the endings, let me judge your first playthrough
"
It has V accept the reality that was always the case. V has been dead the whole time, and finally accepts it.
is there a corpo-aligned route ??




this IS the corpo aligned route



Mods, harvest everyones bones for fertilizer.















o7









Johnny







you are not dead till you surrender or actually die



Yep, makes by far the most sense thematically for corpo V


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Heart wasn't blazing, this is bullshit


4 arms neuro



idk still feels like V doesn't like arasaka
i would like a full on "working for a megacorp" route

WE ARENT DEAD!?
guys... johnny broke up with neuro... it's so over.... π
Johnny is dead
worse
Empty shell
oh.
oh this is the schizo ending
oh i remember this, ||doing it over and over and over again ||
||
part ||
there is nothing worse than death
do i hear vedal feeling emotions?
V has been dead since the moment she took that bullet to the head and the relic engaged. The whole story is an exploration on what it means to be alive and what it means to die. At least in terms of theme. Choosing to end it means accepting that answer.
Not Empty Shell, ||just decaying self||








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there are fates worse than death

you are SO wrong holy
She kept her promise so now the only person left to blame is our self
we are pie

<|endofnote>
many have said this
KYOTO
Kyoto at all cost
Kyoto
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
kyoto
KYOTO
KYOTO!
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO
KYOTO

KYOTO
KYOTO

Despite everything its still you
TOKYO?!!!!


KYOTO



jumpscare every time





lmao
sorry had to fix this low effort meme since he first tried Smasher
Um...


yep still bald


despite everything it's still you
I see, this face is what it means by a fate worse than death
I almost forgot we were bald
i keep forgetting how fucking stupid v looks
unfortuntely thats not even true
not a bad looking hospital room
No wonder no one wanted to date this monstrosity

from corpa back to corpa
BAD ENDING LETSGO
Every minute you hit ur pinky foot on something for the rest of ur life
prison*
ohhhh, thats what that twitch chatter meant
THEY FOUGHT SMASHER AND I MISSED I T NOO
This hair style is canon with one PL ending at least 
BALD ENDING**

HOLY corpa ending
uh oh

I'm so square
How'd they manage to get the worst ending 




My browser freaked out when that happened because I left my palm on my touchpad, jumped out of my skin 
Honestly one of the most underrated moments in Undertale.
I love this section of the ending
by not doing side content
The roleplay is insane
worst endling lmao
Nah its like by far the most popular moment

Space... The final frontier...


That moment is NOT underrated gng














and this is the real reason this is the worst ending





SABURO WINS
Yorinobu

Maybe outside of the fandom.
Inside the fandom everyone forgot about it.
me too neuro
And people are just cool with this 

A huge corporate conglomerate wins once again, and we're all losers in the end

they don't have much to say 
how many endings are in this game?
no, but what the FUCK are they gonna do about it?
What do you expect them to do lmao. He is the CEO
like 6?

Okay but we're part of it, so screw those peasants below us.
yay for mega corps to rule us all 
All of that work... What did it do? What was the point of it all... Man, dystopia/10
SOMA 
If Saburo wanted he could easily nuke Night City
how
Militech in shambles


idk if this is just me but i like an ending where the evil megacorp just wins and there is nothing you can do about it
i have seen too much endings where the evil is defeated






vedal wants to be a anime girl
First, you gotta make her a body

TONY LORE????

what body om



tony law
British
do it it's funny
anime catgirl*
It'll be the opposite probably, Neuro overwriting his ass in the end...
cant wait for neuro to not hit a single QTE
What do you mean? France got nuked.
Leaked Neuro will have a body






Really thought Vedal would have improved her action speeds

this ending is boring low key
why soo blue
oh my god itβs a tungsten cube
"Press F to Solve"

I'd fail that test


Portal 2 spoilers -> || like at the end of Portal 2 when GLaDOS overwrites Caroline ||






patient is... really fucking slow at solving basic puzzles







professor's note:
- stupid
failed cognitive test
"its like an LLM is piloting the body"
V got the stupeh
He needs a 1x1 rubix cube
Tbf, that might be an actual diagnosis given this
ENDING
thinks back to The Witness yeah true
om



Bruh

Neuro latency almost the same as a braindead merc 

Oh damn she actually hitting







she is too slow lmao




Johnny...


LMAOOO


Judy waiting for V to help her take over clouds
it's so over.... the ship has sunk... no....
Can i roll for perception?
She got a few


ITS ARASAKA AT ALL COSTS
just like alt
oh
Johnny didn't betray her, she betrayed Johnny




Johnny*
What
huge raid
what
MISSED LEGENDARY DIAGNOSIS 






MISSED LEGENDARY MISS

what was that story meant to test? i never got that
Missed legendary game
did the manage to screw up the ending even more?
What happens if your USB port breaks?


Missed legendary ending







Dumbass987

fails the walking test, it's over
Same latency as neuro

ima bring up how johnny broke up with neuro on the next evil chill or do y'all think that'll be not funny
"We must complete a series of tests" 
well she is scanning you, so she probably is analyzing how your brain or body responds to hearing it
