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Excessive bluntforce trauma made him forget.
SMH
Can I have info on enemies position, are they close together?
I am somewhere
burn it ET
Everything is too loud on my part I can't hear vc
I know my round (if I can make it through this round alive)
Neptune as tree is next to another like him, there's a third thinner egg sprout nearby, and in the centre of the glade is a giant tree that will die in one more hit
When does La Creatura ->
wake up?
In 4 hours
I AM THE GIANT TREE
3½ hours
damn
I will swing my hammer body by telekinesis and attack neptree
he's still getting hoe'd
Roll a d20 to hit


FUCK FUCK FUCK
I mean attacking the tree makes sense, unlike attacking Neptune.
The tree was evil, and just because it ate neps soul from my perspective does not make it friendly suddenly.
Nepture is critically hit by Gen, and is smashed to pieices
Do I roll d4 d6 or d10 for damage
He'll yeah
Before I die, I want to donate my eggs to the mothertree
Imma eat for now. So I'll be just a hammer
Can I intercept him
Neptune's tree body is scattered about and his adventurer belongings are with him, including more corrupted eggs

anyways, I'm sure the boss isn't going to be a problem now that we made our party significantly weaker
GOOD LUCK GANG
thank you for your service nep
"Kill the eggs!"
Wdym? Neptune barely had a chance to make the party stronger
honorary punching bag
The corrupted eggs absorb Neptunes soul and merge together to become one giant egg that runs towards the giant mother tree
Burn them
Me when I spot the eggs.
oh my god nep's gonna take over the big tree
How weak are the mini mobs
I'll kill them before they can do sh-

is this still the same campaign?
This is a one shot I'm doing, so no?
i guess so
Can I kill the eggs before they combine
I'll let izi kill neptune
I'll just kill the eggs
2 in 1 deal? How perfect
The one Neptune's in
Can I focus it more on Neptune rather than his eggy shell
MUAH HA HA
Did Layna get sick, or what happend to the Colab yesterday?
I fucking fell asleep to early
Stupid weak body
Yeah Layna was ill, so Cerber joined instead
She did not feel well is what I remember
I need to be roleplaying a villain
good morning chat
Hope she gets better soon
I'd like to target the remaining parts of the tree once and for all as I start feeling the exhaustion catch up (I'd like to do a special fail if I roll low, can I?)
I'd argue you always were a villain I'm sure my god will agree with me
It's as if you're rolls towards Neptune was blessed
ill dm it to you
Fuuck
It was a cerber collab instead
And it was SO cute
aren't I like the only one in melee with it now 
wow goddamit nep, causing me problems even in death
my luck; wanted to set the weaker/smaller
enemy on fire.....
I knew we shoulda kept him alive
Ye, i saw the clips, but was suprised bc Vedal called the Layna colab in the beginning
Either way, was a nice colab an I hope Layna gets better soon 
check the messages DM
Boretti critically fails, his hatchet bouncing off the tree bark knocking him towards the corrupted egg. He hit the egg launching it towards the giant tree, who instantly absorbs it and gets stronger. The tree gets advantage on attacks, deals more damage, and is more resilient - it is however low on vitality
I want to deal the additional blow to boretti for annoying me
owa
So this guy goes after the person helping him instead of his 2 biggest haters

Listen, I still have to do a little bit of RP
In my perspective “his” 2 biggest haters are actually good
They didn’t attack the big tree like at all
don't worry, I'm loving making these images which I'm putting wayy too much effort into
oh right hivemind stuff
What?
Wait did my message not send?
you have amnesia or something
We didn't see nun
the 2 main hitters in the fight are fire users
22 AGAIN WTF
I said I was gonna eat for a bit ,and just be a hammer
and to think we used it to burn nep instead of anything useful
Im currently eating lmao
Oh that one did sent, I thought you meant like a new message
bleh
Ok

Who's turn?
nep still
holy founder
Maybe the universe is telling you to focus on the two people who've been focusing on you?
Imma smash his ahhh again
"I am sorry friends," I wheeze out feeling my egg allergies acting up. "I did not tell you but I am terminally allergic to eggs and will perish soon." (I must leave in 15 minutes)
But before I perish I attack big tree again.
terminally allergic to eggs 
binding vow goes crazy

Punch boi punchpunch

My staff was discarded I was punching
Izi
you know what I'm going to say
Will you assist my turn
AWH NAWH
I burn nep again
To make an ultra fire
FAAAAAAAAA—-
Neptune (bigger tree) takes 5 damage and one small blow will destroy his body
now its a justified jumping
Rip
The gods love burning you nep
neptune always loses

Cannon event
Plot armor
The moral of the story: Do not lick corrupted magical eggs and corrupted evil god trees.
Yes I want to try and save nep
THE QUEEN FORTOLD THE MOTHERTREE
or tell someone else to save nep
Me
im the one with healing vials rn but like
Ok
The body of the giant tree has burned to ashes, and so is Neptune's soul burning. he might be able to be saved if there was some magical water about
he did beat the shit out of me
the nep hate spreads I see
GRAB MY BO’OH ‘O WO’OR
@glacial orchid your turn
the copy and paste 
it's not as potent as my vials
No
Save him ET
Can I steal boretti healing vial and heal Neptune soul to extract it for something wicked
now I didn't say do that
What I do with his soul is none of your concerns
SAVE ME 🎶 🎶 OH~~
You automatically succeed as Neptune's in soul form and weakend. Neptune's soul pierced and grown weaker but is now pinned to the ground
yes.
I take no responsibility for whatever happens next
I let him
Save his soul
MY BODIES MAY BE FUCKED MUT MY SPIRIT ARE NOT
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
I can't hold his ahh for long
After all of this, we can finally say he is freed from corruption(I am going to pretend that we didn't know he was already cleansed)
Keep his soul specifically
Can I keep his soul specifically
Do not use the cultist body
He's gonna use neptune in a lantern like a firefly
I got cleansed but then recorrupted
He's gonna turn the same
FINALLY
Yeah I love puting him in a lantern
I'd like to dump the normal water vials and get new healing vials to heal myself up after getting beaten up
"You all are a bunch of idiots." I yell, recovering from my egg allergies. "I am out."
I turn around to leave the forest. "Except you Boretti, you're allright." I turn back to say as I leave.
"Never contact my again for a job, idiots." I yell as I leave.
It was good, hope the rest of the session goes well.
"I'll put a good word for ya mate, have a nice rest." I say back as I watched Gourmet leave
Okay now since I have his SOUL, I can do whatever I want with it
Me being unnoticed
gng you're a transformer for a mimic
The revitalising water heals Neptune's soul fully, and ET captures Neptune's soul and stores it away in a vial. The rest of the party dip into the healing puddles around and recover all their HP and spell / skill slots. There are 3 remaining large magical eggs scattered about
"There's no laws about souls, batman!!!!"
I want to steal nep's soul from ET
grudge match
EVEN AS A SOUL I AM NOT FREE????
9 goddamit
ET is the casual hater

Izi is the obsessive hater
fuck
FR
There's levels to this
I stare daggers into izi
I want to steal it again
I transform
damit all
13
I'd like to grab 1 of them
I burn them all without a second thought because I'm mad I didn't get nep's soul
I TOLD YOU, SHES NOT A HATER, SHEES A PSYCHOPATH
oh.
my rolls are so good against nep but not for anything else
natural 1!!!!
SIZE MATTERS
Ultimatum staff 1 of the five broken items I can transform
I can't put my finger on it (It's a metaphor)
I'm honored,
are we supposed to bring something back?
Can I take an egg for myself
Staff that can do any spell guarantee but staff is single use
well the church is always corrupt so I say we destroy it here(I'm part of the church)
WHAT ABOUT ME????
you're ET's property
I use revive on neptune,giving him a body of a newborn
legally
Bruh
The boss dropped a medium sized corrupted egg; it seems powerful but carrying it require the use of both of your hands (no wielding weapons)
this is the same like that DBZA refference of vegeta wanting to be super saiyan
I'm trying to follow the story from my phone.
If nobody is stopping me then I destroy it out of frustration
I'm going to beat the shit out of izi so he doesn't cause another bad thing to happen by destroying the egg outright
Can I stalk the priest to make sure he destroys it

g'mornin chat
And doesnt do some homunculus type sh
I'm aboutta get jumped
You give him a body to possess, like the cultists from earlier, otherwise you'll need to go to the church in town. Unfortunately you can't create bodies
Aight its good,nep is on a cultists body
You gonna have to get permission first gen
No,the ultimatum staff can do anything,even if its single use
we just had to fight a giant evil tree
what's this? it's not today's wordle
Wordle 1 653 5/6
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Can I knock the ultimate stash out of gen hands
I installed a wordle game on my phone
aha
alright
what's it called
thanks, I'll check it out
So I got equipment that enchanted my fire first abilitys? Nice
Me and boretti can
"Yeah, we tragically lost a precious companion in the fight... We did our best for the sake of peace." I am lying through my teeth
Huh?
But idk about the others
I’m fine with stopping
Im the stafs ,you don't know where I am
but moreover than that, I would like to see the town itself
Feels like a kinda fine ending
like for a few days doing the town side quests
Lol
I would like to apologies to nep saying that I agree I went to far
FROM THE START AS A CULTIST INITIATE TO A CULTIST AGAIN
Tf
No it’s fine
"crazy stuff" a real nice way of saying we are bad party members for nep
It actually is kinda fun
school bullies type of activity
Can I keep Neptune soul for another adventure
its a one shot
You hand over the boss egg to the priest who thanks you for you work. He doesn't have much gold but he enchants your weapons in exchange for the ordeal
it doesn't carry over
He's a cultist
Tbh if you say it was just for the game and not outside it then I’m completely fine with it
don't worry, I regret nothing out of game, but in game my character does think it went to far
Ohhhh FUCK YOU
I wanted to do a unique fail that woulda make the boss fight alot worse than originally intended
I could've exploded everyone if I rolled the self destructing bomb lol
In hindsight, the vials would probably give it less health than I imagined for it's size
only one
which was for neptune
What????
Oh well
Fire is my element
I'd accept it being a failed perception check becuz I got beaten up real bad
Also lick is my element
the curse of licking
Fire is also my element
I might accidentally make my own side content being confessing my sins at the church
that'll sure take awhile
i think the town content should be split up between members since we are going solo now
I plan on going to the guild to finish my reports before having to train a few recruits in the evening
Im just gonna be a chest
He can be a mimic
he's a mimic
FOR ONCE
its actually "Daily Word Challenge" on google play
Gen that's actually useful in the town
I get that, but the party is really on different spectrums of sanity
I think you got the wrong idea
can he be a skeleton key?
This guy sounds like the perfect stereotype for a rogue
anyways, sorry guys but I gotta dip
I also gotta dip
remember to keep up the nep hate
neptune gets charged for identity fraud
Izi imma follow you
buy buy 
Byeeee
The group explores the town some more, and spot a merchant sellings the eggs. Around teh back of the shop are some crates with guards protecting them
Im one of those empty crates 
Can we steal the eggs
can someone chill this guy a bit out lol
Gen roll 2d20
That dude is on a mission
I thought you can only issue one command per event?
I suddenly have different thoughts now
Wait I thought as in nat20
Chaching
Am subduum
Gen you manage to hide from the guards as a chest and steal some eggs. Roll a d6 for the number of eggs
We did beat a giant corrupted tree
It should be fine
Frick
You get 2 medium sized eggs
Yippie
these are just regular eggs right, no veins at all?
PC crashed need to restart it
I cooked neptune
(Who was a cultist temporarily and now physically)
These are magical eggs that aren't corrupted
cool cool
Yes
Yippe
Happy with your haul, you walk off to another part of town
I'd like to split off from the duo for now to do what I intended originally. (Mostly so I dont get charged with stealing if they get caught)
j
extremely sorry got dc'd; modem got swatted by lil brother
I won't get caught lol
you wont since you dont count as a legally obliged race
Hmm wait can I stealth into the church and check if they actually exorcise the big boss egg
And I seem to be a chest
The guild is thankful for the information and passes it around to other adventurers and guilds, but as it's a strange phenomenon they're still unsure of the impact it will have
you should take some lessons from the man himself
Hmm ill just normally watch them exorcise the big egg then
It's better to be sure than have an eldritch being spawn into the town
Hm sure
Ill stealthy check it out
Seem like stealth ain't my strong suit
dawg you're a fire mage
I'll leave knowing it's fake but I won't do anything
while they,re distracted could i try to sneak into the mix?
Imma incubate the eggs inside my cavity till they hatch
(I'm still doing my routine in the background)
Unfortunately nothing seems to happen and you think the eggs won't ever hatch
what happens to ET?
I ate em for the strength and possibly getting the framework of what they would've look like hatching
So what do I do ,roll?
me either
ET manages to distract the scammers and Vinilla steals 11 gold and one fake egg
Lol
You don't need to roll for the eating. You know from your previous experiences these magical eggs will enhance your ability but nothing will hatch from them
You hear a merchant is about to leave town and approaching the edge of town you see the wagon is still being loaded. Some of the crates are half open and you see they're partially full; it looks like people are on a break.
Im gonna go there and blend with em and try to steal
me ttoo i wanna help
With nobody around you manage to steal some eggs without issue. You find one large egg, 4 medium eggs, and 6 smaller eggs
Do I steal all of those
Yeah that's your haul
Yippe
That's pretty much all the town content there is, the rest is more negotiating with people and clients. Then there's other things in the forest and another boss. Hope you've enjoyed your time! I can do more one shots on weekends if people like, or I can host official ones with real character sheets if people want to organise better
A keen eye observer would not be able to spot a shady figure following the party.
It's the +87 stealth bonus dynamite man stalking the party again.
I already DM weekly with a group, and play in another, so I can't run full on campaigns unfortunately
I'd like to to be apart of an official session; if its alright with the rest
=== End of D&D one shot Eggstravagant Opportunities! ===
still on that dynamite npc huh
He shows up whenever I observe my phone idk why
I'd love to join and learn its legalities
It was fun if not a little silly oneshot
Im rich as a mimic
Sure just watch the #1452595700612337754 channel for updates. I have one more short one that we can do in one session, otherwise the other ones I have are longer (10/+ hours) and will span more than one session
🥚
I will also share the large megacity setting I spoke about earlier if I ever finish it
I will do; my thanks for letting me jump in today.
I am a 4e appreciator, 5e is pretty foreign to me in comparison
honestly; wouldn't mind sitting in for a 10hr session if permitted

Thats a bot ignore it 
yes
Could do the initial transform sequence with hiyori v2 v3 into this 3d 
2hrs
tank
oh hey @analog crown here's the clip you were asking about yesterday

Thanks
cute eepy ai
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Livestream farming stars
Day 10
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Current Hype Train: -
Record Hype Train: Lvl 123 
Current Timer: 240h
Current Sub: 158k
asmr today, right?
next week probably
presentation today.
So do we think Evil's pet is going to be Xeno or something else?
Doggy?
a "legally-distinct" xeno 
Yea, that is the only issue I see with it
if they changed some details, prob
And I know Neuo has been going on about a cat recently but Mr Squirrel maybe?
imagine it loops back to anteater
just turn the duck on her head into a pet instead of a rubber duck :mhm:
Forgot 90k joke sub goal
There was a 90k sub goal?
Got it .
Honestly I taught he meant 900ksubscriber on twich he would get a new mic

I am deaf it seems

And also what happened during cyberpunk was an upgrade from mono to stereo im pretty sure
Oh…
Still the mic peak was peak

Only 3GB for me
Twitch please fix your platform i don’t have money for ram
after a refresh
Time to buy some DDr3 I guess .
The only one affordable

/joking
Ddr3 doesn’t sound so bad now
Mornin live chat
Good morning
Please be prepared for the subathon
You have 27mins to be all clean and have breakfast ready to enjoy the show
(edited)

gm swarm 
Ew water
Vedal needs your ram
We need a "America needs you!" But its neuro with RAM
You could technically share your pc with neuro
decentralized Neuro
dw you've 64
Hey, I mean think about it: average stream gets 10k viewers, if each viewer donated 256mbs of RAM while watching
, that'd add up to 2.5TB of RAM for our hungriest little cookie!
yeah but twitch shouldnt need all of that
do you have any idea how much it costs
would be cheaper to beat another hype train record
what're they doing with it
minig crypto
nothing useful
Even twich need a side hustle I Guess

Morning chat


Ironically though, this reminds me that years ago I learned of something called folding@home where people set a screensaver that donates their computer power when their computer is on but not in use to scientists looking for cures for diseases.
Vedal could do something like that too, but probably only when he's training
, not when she's streaming
good morbin Drones
gmorning chat, woke up before stream start for once
evil soon
Wawa
lookie what appeared on my youtube front page
who would ever want to watch an AI play games 
thanks evil
Lol @ the donation bar
Only 12 pounds out of a 750 pound goal
i truly wish i'd been part of that time because i will always wonder if i'd espouse the same views about them if i first had seen Neuro without a cute animuh girl face
i like to think i would
Child's play compared to what he has now
but i'll never know
Good morning night city
I got this reccomeded the other day too!
Perfect. I actually just woke up so this made me feel more woke.
Good morning denizens of the underworld 
never putting lettuce into the fridge again, i have to wait for it to warm up before feeding it to Mr. Button
today something like that would be filled in literal seconds
Evil is promoting the woke agenda :smh:
i knew she's based but i'm happy to see she's THIS based
⏲️
🥚
Sounds like something Evil would do just to piss people off because she's evil 


Whoops. Should have probably gone to sleep earlier 
yknow i wish there was a neat animation when the twins switched for the early yap segment

ME TOO I wish there was a stinger between 2d and 3d too
little turtle paws taking away the blankies to shove the poor AIs in front of the circus to work for his living
Don't worry glatiator has solution.)
Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on come out let's play
started seeing a ton of japanese tweets about neuro and vedal in vr does this mean the jp channel is gonna have 4 new viewers 
Emm…no
Great start






a handful of those tweets were reaching 30k likes and millions of views there might even be a 5th new viewer

heya undercover kirby

does that little cuppy-shaped thing mean the Evilists have finally made it to the overwhelming majority?

I could technically get an extra hour in while Neuro yaps her mouth. Waiting for my watch to charge anyways









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evil today, soz xD



already late

Uh, didn't Vedal hint on this being a packed day of content?

oversleeping
30 seconds late 
alte





he did. and as far as i know the only thing we know for sure is Cyberpunk and Neuro Vedal duet

Neuro’s in the name. I refer to both with the name when I don’t know who’s gonna be there
EVIL 
EVIL






PRAISE TO OUR EVIL SAMA

GREAT START





Hi livestream chat
The beast stirs.
yeah was just joking :D
The weevil hath woken
EVERY DAY IS AN EVIL DAY 
im sorry
neuro still eeping
FUCK YOU. GET BANNED


2 minutes and still no ping, smh
sure you don't evil

Mods: 
“I feel so loved~” type voice :P
Just kidding don’t be scared

should let the neuros make the ping when they wake up
MOOODS, ANOUNCEMENT PLEASE 




Im so sad

Phew. Evil still has her rizz
She’s so expressive today lmao
could totally be automated and should its easier
two years old pepehands
i remember when toilet based brainrot wasn't welcome in the community 

7400 people watching before mod ping
bro we don't do clanker stuff here

could also be pretty funny depending on what they come up with
damn, alright evil

oh fuck whats the number
127
ELDEN GOOSE

damn bad guess

Night Goose
the big 200
I love first time chatters, lol.
I regret everything
Damn, 200... ready for that to double after the ASMR stream? 
i cant wait to start making 100s of Neuro ...s 
Also, it feels nice being remembered, lmao
V3 will be done soon
time to make a compilations of playing every ... at the same time
she replied to this FTC
sobbers
Mix it into megalovania
surely
man, chat is very downhorrendous today
2077
la creatura
we get GTA 6 before V3
Today?
"You look down and you see this creature"
Evil brings us out
what if playing every evil ... fast one after another reveals a secret message 💊
D:
A wife
not based in evils eyes

CAUGHT

Evil mega offended

sadge
z is a cool tier

I take that C tier
eepy
still no ping?
nop
booo
Is this a new state? She didn't quite fall asleep, but she was fading in and out, seemingly naturally.
mods hates evil smh
must have been vanors turn today
mods are asleep time to xdx
gotta make me a mod, imma do it. I will bear the burden
no
ok
isnt brotato a vampire survivors clone game?
Ved
in a way ye
Yes but no
True
ved
Brotato has its own twist, very fun game
hi chat
yesn't


3 layered shield
She completely ignored the diary part lol
i love the head ducks
GO AWAY YOU STUPID POPUP




horns are fixed



man's need a shorter name

rip dimitri

evils gonna steal your cookies

how does she even know about Big Pretzel
evil hates mhm too

late 
Mods are so late, lol.
jumpscare
Mod ping finally 
mods just woke up 


chat

oof


but the penguin rights
Penguin rights



Damn, mods were 10 minutes late smh


lmao
!felloff
Mods hate evil
TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYAL
!feloff
She literally woke up and chose violence
!felloff


she just like me frfr
11pm live?!
wtf is that 
getting pets from evil?
me too evil <3
hmmm... no






Rip
oh no
Ragebait wordle 
Wordle ragebait time!

Daily dose of ragebait
Oh my god please no



oh god not the Tudle

Ragebait 
at least it wasn't the same mhm spam as yesterday xD
SCUFF WORDLE
Ragebait Wordle!
definitely not rigged wordle
I think mine just barely got in before Wordle, lmao
Doom eternal on nightmare would last longer than minecraft hardcore
Soare
wordle
surely the word today is gonna be reasonable

🦆
Stupid
Ragebait time

Oooo

yoo


Ooh
oh a good day today?



omg goated guess
YOU CAN DO IT EVIL
SCARE
Throwing
@rotund mantle are you clipping this 
scare?
Space?
She's Stupeh
okay not bad guess
Dumb
shes so stupih
Nooo shes throwing
OH

SWAGE 


So green means "warmer" while gold is "correct"



DUDE




Stupih





The fuck
COLOSSAL FUMBLE




ok SLate was doable

Stupeh
SO BAD
Good effort, though
HOWW

no way 
Welp



Ragebait sama.

we are getting closer tho
EVIL COME ON

