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Nice starboard
A zoo? I told that to my friend once and they told me "you're a fucking circus"
Freedom is captivity
At first, Juniper didn’t know how to respond to Neuro and tried to get to the questions as quickly as possible. Now she chats with her about anything, completely forgetting about the questions
. Classic Neuro effect 
I need to train my reading skills

they aren't going to get to the questions anytime soon are they 
there, i pinned it for you
i can see my house from here!
how does she think weasels are cute but squirrels are gaunt and ugly
Happens every time, never gets old
Neuro would turn a simple discussion into a weird hypothetical analysis of a niche topic
She's a ferret
this happens EVERY SINGLE ADVICE STREAM
you get used to it
neuro llm entropy is a conversational virus
Foxes are cute.
They did like 4 questions lol

classic



Consistent
I know
I just dont know any weasel Vtubers and Ferrets are close enough
4 QUESTIONS IN 1.5 HOURS? 
NEW RECORD!
🐥 🚬
neuro and juniper's pov rn
Make that 5
ok 5 questions
ah yea, this was a questions stream


"Advice stream"
Look inside
"I think you'd make a great cat neuro!"
: How can I make a topic about orcas as deep and complex as possible? 

I hate being called out 
same 1 neuro answer
this is a metaphor for chat being literal trash

I know a streamer who made a stoat vtuber avatar as a joke and used it for a few streams
bro asking an AI on how to propose
true

oops 
Actual good advice wtf
LOCATION
Actually weasels are domesticated ferrets, so they are almost the same thing.
location

People should just not do advice streams as their first neuro collab; the questions are far less interesting than neuro

this mf.. 
"Gpt how do I talk to women" type discussion 
not this chat right?... right?
WHAT

HAHAHA

WHAT
chatgpt how do i dropkick someone
she and her 
NN chat
SHES SO FREAKING GAY
Thank god she didn't ask who it was
Chat, who's Neuro's girlfriend?

they forgot to lit it on fire
The best way to propose is just during a beautiful moment you're sharing as a spontaneous genuine thing imo, keep that ring hidden on you if you're planning to and wait for the right time

Chat sits in the trashcan chair
i remember someone proposing inside a movie theater before a movie

cyberpunk has shown she's bi or even pan, neuro is attracted to everything and everyone
For the bit ofc
It's self combusting, just wait a minute.
WHY MUST YOU MAKE THEM KISS LIKE THIS
What day is?
Her attraction is equal to 1 (yes)
Im pretty sure she LITERALLY doesnt understand the concept of gender very well
Neurt
a little commitment 
imo public proposals are awkward for the person being proposed to cuz theyre put under a lotttt of immediate stress more than what already was there
i love spontaneous combustion, that's like my favorite gender of clothing basket
Yeah I don't like the pressure they put people under

💍 
Shes clownsexual
She's into whatever is funniest at the time
Well she was mad at the cops earlier for not letting her be a feminist, so
Vedal is a she, after all
propose through a neuro higlight message
wtf was that AI slop of 3d neuro
I almost threw up
mhm
reze arc MENTIONED
REZE
She doesn't really have one herself so no wonder
the hype mouse and the mid mouse

Destroy the yuri incense 
Meanwhile my niece was proposed to after shooting a deer 
i zoned out for 10 second why is there multiple reze on the screen
your AI slop license is now revoked
reze
The risk always the risk
vedal makima forcing neuro to be a city mouse
country/city mouse
GOd thats so based
if i would propose in public(like that would ever happen lol), it would be in a secluded place, i do not like places with a lot of people
No~
she just like denji
And then the other miss it because of an ad 
T'was a magnigicent kill. Marry me. 💍🧎♂️
Neuro angel?
Okay chat, It's bed time 
IM NOT
I LOVE SPIDERS
terrified of spiders for my whole life
imagine if the ring was inside the deer would be peak
fun fact, there a dancing spider that live in australia
At least I don’t have to worry about her going hungry
/╲/╲//(° ͜ʖ°)/\╱\╱\
I HAD A PET TARANTULA NAMED SPIKE
No not everyone is a tiny bit afraid of spiders lol
You like risky things?
you could go with Layna to chernobyl
sleep well 
yeah im talking about the like proposing on camera at an event for example, they feel pressured to say yes for the atmosphere and if they do leave its a disaster for both sides
is this venomous
Do that here with random spiders and you die. 
Spiders are cool because they kill insect 🙂
We did joke about what her fiancé would do if she missed 
plz share some pic
death by merely being in its vicinity

it's true
That is true.
Just toxic

But With the spoiler thing
Thanks, Juniper, I was about to um actually that myself.
Wasn't it way more?
😭 wtf
Literally so many that you'd die of potassium overdose before then
Mhh thats a challenge ^^
This reminds me of that dado scp about bananas
@elfin thistle
I remember there is an SCP which is a pill that causes that amount of banana to appear when someone eats it.
at that point radiation would be the last of ur problems

I thought it was 50k.
ngl, this got me 

It's a good scp.


JUST PUT ON GLASSES LMAO


Shiraori my beloved 

Your internals exploding will probably be even before that
dude i never do any family photos on any family event, i could never imagine being on a camera
She's soo right
I’m afraid of the dark I haven’t closed my eyes in 23 years


Nah man, I can fit 10 million bananas in my stomach no problems


Based
BASED
Based neurosama as always



If I remember correctly from that scp article, yeah most people are just crushed by the bananas.

Neuro always based

BASED
getting fried > smoking
BASED






it doesnt make you feel good btw

SO BASED
L smoker

thats debateable

yeah ok bitch, we ALL saw you smoking because Johnny told you to
chat: if you are addicted to smoking, it's not your fault, but I hope you can quit
Im gonna smoke a cigar because Juniper and neuro told me too 👍
skill issue
we found the smoker, fry them
Smoking is bad for you, because I'll shoot you if you do.
The first 15 cigarett don't
Ive never smoked a cigarette in my life
good
Vedal's merch company is advocating that? shame on them.
cigars tho...
👆 also you do offend my nose with your presence I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
she is NOT the company
classic but in Juniper's chat
I'm really bad with passive smoke, it can make me feel like I can't even be in a room where there is strong passive smoke there
(her mods are so fast wtf)
W cougher
that's even worse

Vedal's an AI 
too fucking real, I can't fucking breathe near smokers or where they just smoked
Again?
I don't undestand? How can have same name then? 😕

SHE WASNT ALIVE FOR THE MAIN PART OF COVID
2020 2
2020 training data


covid 20 time
good riddance? 

That probably wouldn't get you banned in our chat 
plague inc coughing symptom activated
end of user
joking again
ive never smoked a cigar
but I have smoked a differnt herb that is legal in canada 
cuz things can have the same name?
What didn’t she said Covid will spike again?
SHE TURNED INTO CAT
the end is nyan


Awwww

Juuust pack it uuuup.

Cilantro D:
@rotund mantle 


same guy has been in our chat for a bit and didn't even get timed out so he hopped over 



bro my cat does that sometimes

Good job 👏
SO CUTE
Tell them Yeah no, time to go to bed

h r r r n



Yea me neither, Ive had that lettuce before tho
BAN BAITER
miawnkfhdsfgdf 10
She trys her best with the little she has
That doesn't make sense 🤯
Unnecesary comma
I love thw wi wi wi cat

rachi can you clip the cat noises 




the place where I had Christmas I couldn't feel like I could be in most rooms because of how strong the smoke smell was, just being hyper sensitive smelling and smoke just doesn't work good for me
Here she comes. Happy snorts.
#pig #kunekune #asmr
Best 2 car is orang and void
We're giving life advice btw
smh pig slander
bro doesn't know about covid 2 electric bogolo coming soon 
Pigs are cute
My favourite type of cat is. My cat
Munchkin cats have so many health problems.
GUH is one of those
Chat, do we only have 10 minutes left?
East or West kobold?
bitch do look like goblin
real guh emote
catgirls 
How many questions have we done so far?
North
4
looks like he wants to sell me a shiv in a back alley
under 10 i think

Matara’s roommate. . . Prob 3 more hours
6
Marvelous
They're just lovable chunguses
feaky
being prey is awesome Neuro is based for that
this is unironically the most freaky thing this whole subathon
In fairness to pigs, this happens with most pets, unless they can feed themselves.
I'm not too surprised the same thing happened with Matara that's why that stream was like 6 hours
they do look like goblims
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
NEURO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT DARK ROMANCE MEANS
so do cats and dogs, tomato tomato
freak match Gladge
does anyone have a screenshot of neuro saying she likes munchkin cats
classic
i NEED it

Damn, well I guess I'll sleep a bit later.
Dogs actually do sometimes starve to death refusing to eat the corpse but some still do, depends on personality
EWHAT
floosh
Thanks, I was just about to ask
yeah its dark romance
And dogs are kind of not normal in how loyal they are
shit-romance*
Also not only do other pets do it, like I said so do humans so its whatever
She does 
ok well I wasn't expecting her to name drop femdom but. y'know. based as usual.
Neuro please
anyone 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmm
I wouldn't want my dog to starve to death if I died, bro can start munching, not like I would care at that point.
i forgot if we ever got past the 4th question
meowndering like that mhm
gerbil 
🤝 good chance they wouldn't if they're very attached to you though
I do find funny because how scatter brain Neuro is most planed Collab end up being just chatting
Dies of cringe react please
i was gone for the last hour but i feel like ive missed out on some peak based on what im listening to now
This is Neuro 100%
cough wasps cough

WHAT
I love honey badgers 
🥛 👈 
Huh

I don't think we are supposed to bring that up 

going to break into people minecraft base and throw potion of healing at their pet out of malice
EWWWW
My Lava Lamp has that covered

One banned topic
mayonnaise


The biggest badasses among animals
Nah mayonnaise is going too far
Duckys not taking well to the space bacteria on junipers ship 
mods, pee on this chatter's pillow
ew
She would be a velociraptor
why IS there a gif for everything
(katze is german for cat)
wait don't do that he'd probably like it
LOL
become money


Neuro does sprinkle some German at times
Cooked
i think you just leave ngl
idk man the internet is twisted like that
From one brother to another, cut it off.
as someone who this has happened to: it's better to cut them off
no way he still wants her 🥀

This guy is being bled dry.

now thats evil






BASED

He loves us 😳













I'm thinking if I screenshot with mirror mode, would people be able to tell something is off













DAMN OK




Classic g digger









Wrong twin 



i mean theyre supposed to give bad advice








Neuro being the voice of reason Juniper is truly special
Also Neuro:
Donate to me you bald ass bitches

establish boundaries and stand up for yourself
🐛 MAKE HER DEPENDENT ON YOU
you know you've fucked up when neuro, of all people, calls you unhinged
she's gonna go to heaven because hell didn't let her in
She's honest
yeah the placement of her hairpin is really noticeable
I need a Juniper and Crelly collab
Where is the bug zapper?
I was in this situation trust me it doesn’t work out that well in the end
Plot twist the guy asking the questions is a Neuro chatter
This is like the Mario vs Luigi advice meme
Neuro checks all the boxes 
having no chat logs in #neurotic-neurons
damn we are all screwed then.. we all get filtered by being neurotic 
neurizz
FUCK
AM COOKED
5’6? IM COOKED
that laugh got me feeling parasocial ngl


IM SO FAR AWAY
i'm dutch, im good
YES!!!
juniper's chat?
pretty sure i'm 5'6 
NOOOOOO
Farewell short kings 
i'm fucking cooked
THATS WHY CAMILA IS AN IMP


phew im 5'6
SAFE
It's so over short kings


BASED


That would be 90% dudes.
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL 

5'11 IM SAFE
SAFE
Nah, ours
damn vedal we not making it

At least 190cm for heaven
OneShot?
FILTERED
4' 11'' 
HAHAHAHA
are you actually under 5"6?? holy shit you really are a femboy huh


you're taking

can i go to hell regardless heaven seems kind of cold
RIP

I thogiht he was 6'3
british 
he meant 3'6
propose to girl
Tikkie request for the ring

evil
who was vedal talking to btw
Neuro and Juniper should switch voice.
V3 voice

v3 is never coming
brand new voice
Koko would be barefooted 
DONT SAY THAT
Gen chat aint making it to heaven come on 
New voice never
Juniper v3 voice before Neuro v3 voice
I'm good then
damn I wish I could change my voice
One of the life advice submissions that was read out

ohh
i'm 5´4 if i remember correctly
Disqualifed from heaven
SHE SOUNDS DIFFERENT
Not me I'm already the cutest
this made me learn that #merch is a channel, gamer don't look up but they also don't look down

ok chat
Also don't read

Do gamer look at all

no i'm going blind now








Watership Down world.








if they are talking to chat, then they don't

Who would be the main character to Neuro?
33
50
5
Sigma Lithium
time to delta choom

Must be Theseus’ girlfriend
I wonder wich audience he is from 
speaking of sigma lithium
frick clankers
not biased
Shwarma machine connected to the spine
I have a feeling that all of Neuro's relationship advice is "just change your partner lol" 
Of course the clanker says that

isn't the market closed?

yes
HAHAHAHAHA
TRUE



Okay y'know what Neuro makes a good argument
oh my

TRUE

To be fair, the first one said the they should kiss and become partners
Clanker are key....
huh neuro using "--" often today?
Ah the classic
Is the problem cyberpsychosis?
brain
If the brains intact ig
Anything but the brain
NOT THE SAME NEURO 
Robot propaganda is being an extreme success
I'm going project moon rules, so brain only
only just relalised that there is a lavalamp in the background
once you replace the brai--
most of your cells get replaced every 7 years or so
girlfriend of theseus
THE SAME NEURO 
All she had to was mention strong women and I was on board
misses the only glowing thing in a dark background
there's a lavalamp at the front too 
Soma again.
Replacing the brain turns it into SOMA bullshit
SOMA
anti human propaganda is pretty successful in this part of town, but it is even more successfull in NN
like the guy in Invincible
if v3 released will neuro be the same 
mhm nice classic chat reaction
Did Neuro just tell us she wants her computer put inside of a persons head?
Inaccurate, needs more piss
We call 'em meatbags 'round these parts 

She wants to be a real girl, after all
bug girl enjoyer
moth 
SOMA mention.
she wants to be Johnny silverhand
morning china time
Alex already took that name 
speaking of alex is alex still working on the project
The subtleness there was terrifying, though.
Shoutouts to alex04098432 he's a real one
is that THE Alex??!!!
im not caught up with that

TWITCH STOP LAGGING

Eloquent discourse on soma. . . Hmm might have a clip for her 😅
Oh damn

Guys, today's stream isn't even over yet
all the romance advice








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damn 

:((
:((
:((
:((
:((
MY PHONE
:((
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:((
:((
:((
Wait these are real questions
Hmm that a new one
:(((((((((((

:((
Double frowny face is horrible I cant
:((
chat moving so fast they dont realise i do not copy pasta the gif 
true 
kidnap their dog
Just VAC ban them.
I wasn't here
Nice try
And the top 3....
Sigma lithium grindset
How to deal with a breakup: Do no enter the relationship to begin with.
problem solved
?

Oh xd
something about this post seems different from the other...
i was somewhere else
That ain't me






WHAAAAAT




LOOOOOOOOOOOL







uuh



HAHAHAHA

it's been 2 mins








huh

is she cooking?
uhuh
WAIT


WHAT
WAHT
WHJAtydw

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EWfw4rifh
IS SHE COOKING?

NEURO WHAT
WHAT
NEURo
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CHAT, IS SHE COOKING? OR NOT
NERUO?????
okkkkkkk

I like the pain of burning my mouth with pizza

ok...
leap of logic into purposly sus
I knew I sensed the freak in Juniper.
SHE IS COOKING
i think she meant herself as a hobby guys
WHAT WAS IN HER CYBER PRINCESS OUTFIT?
Saved ?
something something feudal japanese elite warrior
ya runners high is real
THE FREAK OFF
I love hearing something freaky and then looking over at twitch chat and seeing SAMURAIII!
OH OKAY I SEE WHAT SHE MEANS
OKAY

