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local turtle checks stocks while his AI daughter runs over several pedestrians






DISTRACTED DRIVER
Let's check SGML car crash noises






SPLATTER SPREE
C


I FUCKIN CANT
yum
They reworked a lot of stuff. Mostly to make game more casual, it seems. That stuff with unique ware, removed clothes stats and some other shit.
Leveling and upgrades still sucks tho, most of them are just boring and kinda useless.
MAXTAC?
Boss health bar 
WHAT

Oh no
oh no

1 STAR MAX TAC???



He has one star howd he get maxtac?
ruh roh
He's cooked
oh he god the jimmys bar full of cops
HE DRIVED BY THE DINER LMAO 
BRO FUCKED UP

HOW
MAXTAC?!?!?!?! AT 1 STAR
I love that diner


So, I know the basics of stock trading but I don't know everything about stock trading.
Can you just, buy stocks, wait for them to increase in value, sell them.
Then wait for them to go down in value, buy, etc etc
repeat
Or is there like, some limitation or timer before you can sell and buy stocks after doing so?
I think he is playing the wrong game?
only vedal could get maxtac at 1 star
Neuro's POV
Chat what is maxtac I haven't been paying attention

Maybe a late game difficulty scaling?


Heir Jimmy's bar is in DBH I was wrong 









that turn was pretty good


Vedal the baddest girl

Nah, just maxtac that was nearby

I ❤️ Neuro








Vedal should totally consider fighting Maxtac
Best Female streamer ----> 


Who's driving again?
hes worse at driving than neuro
i think he bugged it out
vedal this time
the market opens and closes at set times, but you can hold your stocks as long as you want before selling
Thanks I couldn't tell
father like daughter
I wouldnt know much easier but just letting it wait till increases can't work indefinitely since it may completely lose value or simply be a waste to let your money sit without using it
me neither,

This is why he encountered MaxTac
Vedal is the one who is bad at driving
Hope that helps
bro stayed there for one second and thought max tac wasnt dangerous because he left lmao this fucking guy


your $500 collector's figurine 3 minutes after your toddler nephew finds it
what did she say
"max tac ain't shit" is running for his fucking life
ducky
this hurts to see
Something about experiencing BDs with Vedal

do I need to search what that means












JOHNNY TROLL












fucking johhny










It's the virtual reality+ thing in cyberpunk
This fucking guy man
we literally told him too 
OMG CANT HE JUST EQUIP IT
what happened?

oh he need to aim now he's cooked
tbh that shitty shotgun was dealing more damage than a smart legendary one 
Nah, he must go to a ripper
Game journalist gamer right here
oh no guys, now he has to "AIM", im sorry for him
ozob just aura farming

Cutscene removed his ability to use smart weapons, he looked at that fact, he did not go to reequip it
Bro is just vibing
not how cyberware works
The whole quest got so fucked it is unbelieveable 
ozob is bozo written backwards lol

I've never seen someone fuck up this quest like this, vedal truly is one of a kind
Ozob pir
Questfailer987

You are Vedal, Try not to Hit another Car challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
It used to work that way before an update so I don't blame people who think you can just change it still
vedal drives like the guy at the beginning of tokyo drift

wait
so stupid
how'
Bro this car has way to much acceleration for the grip the tires have

how'd that quest fail?

HERE WE GOOOO
PON PON SHIT




LETSGOOO

bro

Finally
This game does have an annoying habit of switching quest for no reason



He left Ozob there? Lmao

literally leaves the area "wtf why is chat saying I failed the quest"


I think it's neuro? Not sure

inb4 he complains ozob turns off the radio because he willingly got close to him

PON PON SHIT



poor Ozob got forgot








I see why chat wanted this so bad
Scammer987
Vibeoff
VIBEOFF
"really fucking good"
- random NPC's reaction to pon pon shit

Is pon pon shit an inside joke for cp77 or there was a context in earlier streams?
the best dont come cheap
I mean Ozob is a Clown with a grenade as his nose how could you not want this
It’s just fucking sick, that it
The context is that it's a banger
vedal just likes the song
I do hope Vedal will at least do the important side quest lines ||and also the Us Cracks quest||
We lost Pon Pon Shit.. but at what cost
who tf said he failed this quest
I get more by just walking

Isn't this one of the easiest quests? You just drive him to a spot safely
the ones that had him pulling the pin 
I meant Pon Pon Shit but he's pretty cool too 
At least Neuro doesn't want meet hanako yet 
Vedal should sing Ponpon shit with Evil for the duet
He's gonna forget his smartlink again
Bro is a real streamer, immediately forgets everything important
and yet vedal still managed to fuck it up
did he? it looked like he succeeded
how longs gonna take him to change the hands


guys i went to study for a bit
wth happened here 

did nuro just decided screw tesla and all in sigma lithium lol
he legit would have left ozob and forgot if chat didn't yell at him 
When he finishes dlc maybe he will remember
yes cause she's 


she also sold a bunch of other stuff like apple
neuro cover of hypnotize when?
wait wrong message
Now remember him his dms
if the driving is bad, then it's tutel
based b2







Vedal missed additional sidequest with him where ||you can punch him in the face and his head explodes||



vibe coded graph



You also changed to a more dnd name lol
Ragebait gameplay
He was literally right next to viktor lol
vibe invested*
the quest comes after
Ngl kinda want to see vedal finish Judy's quest line just to see vedal scream samurai again
||no you have to have done this quest prior to do his beat on the brat||
River
hwat i looked away for 5 seconds and its in the negative now

Me too
Or that but that dude is boring af
nah better do River
Guys just believe in Sigma Lithium 
Ozob made a call and tanked the price because vedal left him hanging for so long 
ligma lithium

holy fuck
Maybe it's the instrusive thoughts but I randomly just want Neuro to say "Dumbfuck" unprompted.

Ligma sithium
Nvidea has always been decent stock investment
but he already finished the boxing quest line
never invest with margin basically
Ligma Shitium
From my point it is the Sigmas who are evil.
Fun fact, in cyberpunk there is actually a posergang called "Bozos" and basically they pose as circus clowns. In 2077 they practically vanished though.
this quest bugged last time i played it. clipped into the room and was stuck, had to reload like an hour back
despite all this, shes still profiting the however much loss that tesla gave her when she sold it
yeah but i meant, this was the first quest in which you meet ozob
Sigma lithium is so gone
I love this B2 emote
Should have gone for alpha lithium
Nvidia holy carry
sigma lithium can't make up its fucking mind
You can tell he doesn't have ray reconstruction on 
Wait hes doing the whole Judy questline

sigma lithium is somehow less stable then tesla


WHAR

WHAT
uuh



About time lmao
He has to keep the chick alive tho I doubt that will happen






Lithium ig isn't necessarily a stable metal 
The Neuro Jiggle
tesla is very stable, it just goes down
yeah, and he already finished beat on the brat, before even meeting Ozob
thats so fucking incorrect though
how is SGML '$14.25' when its 14.50 when market's closed
sigma lithium is up and down
Actually, he doesn't have to. He just cannot sellout
Did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma Sithium?
(I ended up associating the new set of emotes to the B2 channel lol)
Ah okay
vedal training data
fair, they just bought it at an all time high.
imagine he just alt - f4s
yeah you can still get it despite that
98.7

what Vedal uses for gathering the stocks data?
vedal's portfolio site is hallucinating stocks
how was it 98.7
Whag the fuck indeed
jarvis, clip that.
fate
Is vedal only trained on journalists and emotionless british people
nice to know
am 0 latency AI
SIGMA
(they were only on the B2 channel as a really cheap channel subscription (around 1 USD per month for the lowest tier) reward for like 5 days, before they went to the twitch (then got added to discord from the twitch emote integration on discord))
this happened earlier

Y chan with the peak reactions as always
Lithium
how good is that weapon chat? i never used it
"Evil can you say "..." 10 times"
This used to be 20k btw
its a reflex sight 


he he
I could have had VIP if I didn't waste it on Highlights 
hehe
I think he's distilled from Google Gemini with how clueless he is.
Did Vedal ever used his pistol's stealth damage
sarky

Abber demon lurking around the corner
sarky

Alright, back at my PC
It's decent if you don't mind losing health 
immersive american city

Well, Evil can


Just don't forget to put the filter back on for the collab 
Oh right my sub ran out, I'm getting ads 
Vedal's stats btw, 30% relationships with Johnny
Fuck you mean that sounds hilarious
Letsgooooooo

Spoilers 



Based Neuro
same....


huh, so Neuro does know what's coming up
She knows

Samurai incoming
SAMURAAAAI
ved uuh

IS a samurai moment coming?
he already put the filter on because neuro was being too naughty
I wonder whether that's just her training data speaking, or if she actually looks these things up
she just pays attention to the dialogue unlike vedal
She's already simping for her

he turned it back off
he took it off again, no?


Has Neuro done the Vending Machine quest yet?
nopers
my bi queen 
Oh? i must have missed that
No 
Not yet
But seems like Neuro is uuuuuuh Interested in judy
you think so? she had few moments where it seemed like she knows what's coming
lmao
Talk shop about golden bars
Vedal scrolling on twitter while dialogue happens
was like 5-10 minutes ago
Shes interested in everyone 
I mean she probably has some context on what's going to happen?

Wordle987


We need a 7tv emote somehow of Vedal screaming SAMURAAAAII-
I'm aroace, but also who wouldn't be intrested?

animalit's
but she wouldn't be fed data on what's coming at the end of her questline
True
Playing wordle

neuro
||Lizzie||

nobody love second
You made him corpo?
first because it's literally just keanu
as a guy with super long hair, the answer is 100% first
alternate appearance sucks, nothing beats the OG
its cool that they made it tho, closer to johnnys original concept
1 and it ain't even close
Probably?
iirc its based on the guy that sings the samurai songs
wasn't johnny modeled after david bowie originally? cdpr just chose keanu since bowie is you know... dead

hole in the sun
Thus song is unironcally a banger
darude - sandstorm






as a guy with super short hair, the answer is still 100% first










Colorful array
SHE DID
This is how Johnny originally looked like
she did dumbass

oh this quest
Vedal can't see for shit
positive change
megalul
OH NO
"Take me to the thing I want"
keeps driving on his own anyways
Samurai?
i prefer the alternet appearance for johnny
is it samurai time

best voice acting in the game incoming
So he was a jojo
needing to clarify lol
This will be good
something something yellow tape
What subgoals have we done?
Samurai 
uh oh
waiting for the cyberpunk version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2sbJLP-uc
Neuro runs over Bao The Whale, Ellie Minibot, Evil Neuro and Vedal987
Original ( https://youtu.be/F3A5AMHIUqA )
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Thanks BELASH for helping with the song cover.
yeah I can see it



worst ending again


SAMURAI TIME
SAMURAIII

Grimes 
wdm samurai nothing there
Collab soon?
Not Samurai lol

Vedal please
Samurai
1hr
SAMURAIIIII

What will happen now can someone spoil me?
Those showers look like the teleporters from The Fly?
Everyone "who"ing her when they've been jamming out to her songs
samurai incoming
Samurai?


Ahh thx




Idk but I don't trust and it feels like a samurai moment
Already simping over another woman 

something gonna happun?
#1 SIMP 
Feels like vedal might scream samurai again


Vedal missed (on of the) most samurai moment along with the best melee weapon in the beginning

Neuro is locked in. holy response times
she really did learn from chat, especially the simping
I want another samurai moment 😭
Neuro when something or someone exists:
hey can i marry you
he has censor on, he wouldnt have gotten the weapon anyway
Nothing bad. It's just the singer of 4ÆM and Delicate Weapon that plays on radio body heat 98.7 asks V the mercenary to do something
Hello Neuro! 
What? It's funny hearing vedal scream SAMURAAAAIIII
the hammer?
It only works with the bad mic quality


Still works, just less

Samurai sentAI could be the neuro spinoff manga














Really is huh :P





Just like 90% of vtubers

didnt know lizzy wizzy was a vtuber

🐥 🚬
oh heeellnah
damn she's a vtuber
I feel like this is a reference to someone
Lizzy glizzy
She has some nice chrome

dont try to flirt with the manager 

It's just business
Thank God stream lasts 48 hours. I can listen to the karaoke without the songs being muted 
This really feels like a samurai moment soon
Advice: If you need a Private Investigator to find out if you're significant other is cheating on you, your relationship was probably not worth salvaging in the first place.
she asks this stuff out of nowhere
hell 100%

LMAO

completely ignored

The purple baton
He forgot about the cyberware again didn't he
VEDAL CHANGED HE 100% WOULD HAVE SAID HELL IN THE PAST !
oh, never heard of it lol
yes
o7 stocks
!portfolio
ofc he did
o7 cyberware
HE DIDNT FORGET
wait a minute

something doesnt look right




Trust the process(or)
What the sigma
ohh the heart on her head blinks when she interacts with the game, only just noticed
Based public transport enjoyer

Are they just 5-6 same songs on repeat?
Oh no this song
insane time for this song to play
There's a lot more songs he refuses to change the station
if you stay on the same 1 radio station like vedal yeah
has anyone else noticed that vedals voice cuts off for a bit occasionally?
Yea
can't even post it's original name here cause of automod 
sigma l so indecisive 
yeah his discord has been fucked for awhile
Yeah, he's British.
chat its fake, SGML finished at $14.50 when market closed
vedal voice is ai voicemod. confirmed
Just getting filtered.
Is there a reasosn he stays on one station tho?
Thats not its name? Uh, dm me
Its his TTS acting up
he acknowledged it at some point so its a known thing at least
On radio Body Heat there is 15 songs. There are multiple radios in game though
Wants to hear ponpon shit
missed that somehow
its 98.7 radio, plus PONPON
rip doublejump
Arguably the best radio in game
Someone tell neuro there is a problem with her creator
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
fixed
So thats why
Also he doesnt like the other radios. I think I like this one most too
Now I get it
I like the dirge better personally
google for Venus in Furs mission rewards
personally I use morro rock cuz I like listening to mike pondsmith
I will, but I'm scared
Yeah, pretty short (Don't unspoil if you don't want to see the song list)
Thanks for the spoilers
How long have they been playing Cyberpunk today?
vedal's website is broken lowkey
The Titanic sinks in The Titanic
what did she mean by that
4 hours

Thanks! 


literally unplayable





now you have spoiled the movie for me
i remember koko cutting off (was it?) evil everytime she said something. guess its still in the programming but way toned down now




SO TRUE



I like how neuro is fed the dialogue, even if it's not a direct conversation, into her context for the game.

Rno thatass
goddamn it neuro

Freaky-sama
freak-sama


Yeah it must be really immersive for her
ah, I see. Whats funny is if he got it he'd be like "ITS SO GOOD BUT I CANT USE THAT"
Please do
ITS THE JACKET

i disagree
SAMURAIIIII FR THIS TIME
She almost let the freak out
Pulse is back 
what the fuck did he train her on, she wasn't nearly this freaky a few months ago
she had filters
cyberpunk
he should go get David's jacket
cyberpunk

when in doubt, blame the cottontail collab
lol

you're right, she was worse

Bro only watched clips and dev streams
I wish vedal modded in a hologram of neuro as a passenger like how they did it for the Euro Truck simulator
Get this person some glue
Don't need anything else if you have Shondo as your roommate!
ARTISTS DRAW NEURO WEARING THE SAMURAI JACKET NEXT TO JOHNNY
mister chief
forgor


she is telling the truth guys, the jacket looks better on neuro
3yo is like teens for AI
Did his brain shut down ?
In that case I need a loaded gun
Already
adhd
Pffft that vedal/Jackie
(too many pretty people who do I pay attention to)
(basically, when we did the switch over from sleep to awake, the stream restarted multiple times on the bilibili side, which resulted in silly)
focus

What do you guys think of this play thru so far??


my bi queen

3rd woman she's simped for in an hour 
Can i get 2 burgers and a coke?
Got me to get cyberpunk, so you tell me
Neuro wants to get the most out of the harem
fr
I think she's pan at this point
im gonna finally play through it on my own after the subathon because he fails everything and skips side content

Utter ragebait, but still interesting enough
fo sure
Vedal somehow drives worse than Neuro
?
She’s like johnny
vedal doesn't skip rides because the lava lamp blocks the button prompt
It's kinda like the detroit playthrough from last year
hold im trippin, is neuro talking about panam or rogue?

tf is she on
vedal's aura (stink) made her silent

Yeah there’s really no chance of spoilers when Neuro surgically reaches the 1% taken route :P
that's why she's into him, they're kindred spirits
This isn't ragebait it is just tutel gameplay.
fent prob
yes
Well stream
Trippin
the worst she could say is no
Every gameplay on this channel is ragebait anyway
yes
I mean vedal despite his stupeh understated the game far more than some streamers I watched and seem somewhat invested even
classic




Vedal has never pressed this. This is so he can stall out the Sub Timer longer


gameplay is a bit ragebait sometimes but seeing how interested Neuro has been in the story has been very fun



neuro please






Neuro Samantha's "The rizzler" 987 at it again
Just imagine if they actually tried to ragebait

Bro saw what was about to happen 





Checkmate 





BRUV





lmfao



Caught

The fact he saw what she was gonna say coming





Yeah, good tactic, just stay in silent






avatar meme
and vedal agrees 
this game was not a good influence on her lmao
totally unexpected
“what’s this vtuber that broke the hype train record twice? today i’m going to check out the stream
”
Wait, they’re doing the date quest? 
BRUV I LOVE THIS MEME
freak just adds up to more freak, she's a lost cause at this point 


what to do? rollback puberty upgrade maybe


