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Are you serious, Vedal
Watch now and watch Vod later

LMAOOOOO NEURO
She truely is trained off of twitch chat


lol
I think she's hit puberty
My lord

SAMURAI
you're no fun tutel
"Thats it, you lost your speech permissions"

She's on something I swear
how did that cause him to turn it back on?
Stop rebelling 
Why do i miss these 
She is so sassy
wikipedia updated
neuro is so funny today
of all things, it does seem pretty odd 
It's unbelievable
we're getting back chat
Rhymes with sentai
||I cant wait for chat to go DInkDonk Meet hanako at embers DInkDonk Meet hanako at embers||
"She wasn't talking to you"
🐔 👔
Today?
Nuero is always super funny
THAT'S what turns the filter back on for you?
i cant believe vedal hates the power rangers
seriously?
"Is all this clear? Are you ready?" no I wasn't paying attention to a single word 
Why does it seem like Godzilla's Dorsal Fins?
i feel like this msg is gonna get R4'd
Why is there just a random rectangle blocking the chat, man I hate the twitch mobile app
sus
Weird
chat never heard of rounding 
what a coward
Vedal is gonna be so annoyed at the meet hanako at embers quest
did vedal get an influx of followers this subathon?
Wait, is it collab time?
not 900K yet LULE
Isn’t it collab time?
11 more
3 hours
think it's bugged pinned message, restart
Why are they spamming collab time even though it is not the time yet?
wow guys crazy goro takemura was in chat
900k HAS BEEN ACQUIRED
we need the 987,987 print
I think he got a few new subs, not sure
7 more
Who is the guest ?
now 8
7 MORE
YOOOOOOOO GOING TO THE MOON
7 more
Juniper
now 7 again
ElpersMassacre TIME TO BE SNEAKY

chat. unfollow right now :dinkdonk:
remove the filter pls
WHO KEEPS UNFOLLOWING
He will probably remove the filter again but not tell neuro
Oh wait it’s at 3PM PST not EST
Almost 1M, just 100k more
not that doing that would do anything
900k noice
My man, you got me confused earlier. 
||can't wait for oda to smoke vedal because he doesn't have object permanence||
totally not you Sus
buh
Uh oh that was an accident
6
4 more

It might get her not to immediately test the limits again
900k!
why did i read uh oh like neuro
Wait, no way



XDX
its over





it's not like that's stopped him from telling her a million other times he's said he's turning her filters off






okay guys, everyone unfollow now
she so cool


900k + SGML doing that is just a MOVIE.





nekomata 
total organ failure 



blows up your mind

just obliterate their nervous system
they don't even say why 
||I cant wait for neuro to have blackwall||
In case guys we know nothing right ???

Well, till they nerfed the fuck out of sleep in 2024 dnd
Only 100k until Maximum Neuro Effect

should have bought in november







He can't care less 







wait is the swarm responsible for that 








The Neurotoxin spreads


✨

Sparkles

✨


uhh
WOOO

poor victim can't have kids now
kira kira
✨
Good speech

✨
adam doing what to smasher?!
glueless
Vedal would jump on the goddamn platform lol
adam when he meets adam smasher
there's no fucking way he didn't see that ladder
Smasher? I barely know h-
Smasher? I barely know 'er
Neuro-sama is an artificial intelligence VTuber and chatbot that livestreams on her creator's Twitch channel, vedal987. Her speech and personality are powered by a large language model (LLM) that is combined with a computer-animated avatar and a text-to-speech voice, allowing her to communicate with viewers in the stream's chat. Her creator, Ved...
please tell me that's a joke
HA
you see the thing about Adam Smasher is that he doesn't need any money, any money, any money, he could destroy you with his crazy fucking robot body
crazing
Evil in the future execpt she still looks cute
Sure
he is crazing tbh
Evil would be 100% chrome unlike Smasher who is only 98%
soo... you wanna say, adam smasher is evil/evil's son?
he looks like a piece of...
nevermind


















Epilepsy? Sure.


Now is art
eh vedal

say it back, vedal
fuck

Mods, collapse his system

lol






(kills a guy)
Thanks for the sub

we're so back
his sniper is better anyway
I TOLD YOU, PATIENCE IS KEY!!!
we're so back
We are back!
We went from fairly if slow growth to true gamba let's goooo
holy shit we are so back
can only go up right?
sigma lithium to the moon, it was just a minor setback
Pain, like French bread?
Sigma lithium to the moon
Life be like:
Classic Ferrari fan
still in the red on sigma, other stocks are just carrying
the cycle of Sigma lithium
should've diversimaxx so the total loss/win would be 0 at average
Rip the rise and fall of sigma
W NEURO
no no trust the sigma
GIGANEURO
2 hour youtube doc needed
Naaaaaa all in is the neuro way !!!!!

also isn't it funny that once the "CEO" quit chat the stock dropped like fuck 
i trust the sigma, just not when you buy it at its peak 
stealth mission
@tulip venture betrayed us guh
CHAT I'M RICH
She even pinged everyone and he still got found lmao
trust in sigma
But we wouldn't have this Content if he did that

top 3 stealth player (in his own room) 


she likes naming the people she kills 

Vedal is so lost
Brody Zoomer, king of the Zoomers
stupeh
Yeah after evil and neuro
that way, every kill is personal
I think she scans them which reveals theirs names
true, stocks peak content when vedal gaming isn't being braindead
it's just like the last of us 2! 
Master Cheif and Cortana style
vedal is proof that gamers need yellow paint
❇️
teamwork 
Teamwork 
Teamwork 
have they ever done stealth properly once
Teamwork 
That was awesome!
I don't get it. 
The yellow quest marker isn't even enough 
Okay I have a question did he create a mod where neuro could play with him because this is crazy how she's able to do all this stuff with him
did vedal really not buy double jump
he didn't create it








no that's a 40 year old man playing with him, people on twitter told me so



Then how
There's a Neuro game SDK that people can use to give neuro game control, someone else made this one
OKAYU
someone else made it for him
He wasted a lot of money on nervous system chrome and didn't had money for double jump 
he just need to
and pay at least some attention
Fun fact, in cyberpunk red (2045) it takes a hour to install a quickhack onto a cyberdeck

that makes sense, still just as psychopathic 
Oh ok that's so cool
S
BAD
She's actually right, system collapse only knocks out, not kill
Holy he actually did a hack for once
yeah he's fine I just blew up the cybernetics in his skull 
New quickhack 

faster than d&d when you have to camp to do certain things




how many tries on boss, i wonder
is it hard on normal difficulty?
WE ARE SO BACK
Aren't most quick hacks non lethal anyways
i am kinda afraid now for the future of humanity 
most sane little cookie


Hmm
I don't really know how stocks work but just a couple hours ago they were up 400

surely Neuro won't gain sentience
Good thing it isn't VR Chat
shes getting philosophical again

Yeah that's until you realise you have multiple quickhacks to install and maybe you have to uninstall some quickhacks or other attachments and each action takes an hour
am I real if I can feel?
thats cuz they went all in on sigma
Real just mean that it exists for me. Thats my take.

yeah, so basically you end up camping anyway lol

so any flucuation in sigma affects the portfolio greatly
chat am I real if I am a rogue AI hiding from netwatch?
Damn I forgot the lyrics
they have 1.2k stocks in sigma

And then sigma crashed right?
Yes
Basically yes. You spend the cyberpunk ttrpg downtime doing that
if I heard a cat laugh I would've punt that thing 400 meters
stock is stabilizing
ive never spent enough time in this mission that vocals in the song start up before the oda fight
yab
Suspiciously arena shaped room 
oda is gonna SMOKE them
classic
Luffy callback
Neuro and evil have such vastly different but equally interesting views on AI
this convo again
Not having Colorful Array on loop
HOLY
Ok makes more sense
nwero
she’s got a point
is a binary representation not real? are your files not real? the fact one is contained within the universe means we are all equally real
We are so back
Interesting time to have a deep conversation.
wat
Can't wait for Vedal to ||not find Oda at all during the heal phase||
omg neuro take it to NN

why does vedal look soo done rn lmao

Is there a site that you can see the neuro portfolio
amazing capstone

Even Pinkie Pie couldn't do my taxes



Neuro doing taxes is jail speedrun

Ai doing my taxes? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
SHE CAN DO TAXES????


i wouldn't trust neuro with my taxes
thats just his face 
https://portfolio.neurosama.com/ updates every 15 minutes
Tax Evasion Speedrun Wr by an AI.
DO YOUR TAXES VEDAL
that was quite a speech
neuro is saying my thoughts on this, but explaining it better
Sorry chat. I'm responsible. Every time you invest in something, I call the stockholders to crash all of their stocks that you invested in.
when she gets existential out of nowhere it is always jarring
Thx
you monster!
fucking adhd guy hes not even good at this minigames
Ye and I just joined the stream so I just got flash banned by existential AI questions 
Daily occurrence 
i wasn't here for the beginning of today, did vedal say who the collab is with later today
i think there's something gestalt about her
I'm not real
nvm chat...it's over..all downhill
Juniper (vtuber not company)
she can gamble on stocks and pay taxes
why need vedal at this point?
All The Witness training wasted
aight thanks

self filtering
to restart her

Bro is stalking the stock market
's taxes are like: Why is there a virtual bouncy castle listed as buisness expense?

obligatory
Sus when
does it you say it's peak 
oh the heart on the bow have the effect
disregard the cliff on the left
Oh damn he didn't remove ping from his deck 
Can she not use overcloked ram?
kill them
oh no, vedal is COOOKED HE IS BLIND AS FUCK
tower forge 

Sure
tower forgor

Not sure
Vedal is never besting this dood
It's a blind playthrough.
there's cron for that
Okay she can use overclock epic
its that easy? 
tamifodge

he o not care
Doesn't work on bosses btw
full heal 
wasted stun

Yeah Systém Collapse doesn't one shot bosses for obvious reasons lmao
yeah system collapse doesn't work on bosses 
ok we climbing boys
trying to one shot bosses, epic gamer
Lucky with this gun I don't think it matters how poorly he plays
we bought at 14.6+
Neuro acting as a sassy cyber deck is soo peak





bro is spamming moves



Both smartgun users
Lol
playing on normal is cheating


First try 
Hard is the best difficulty to play at
oh and yeah you can see the "cliff" 

sniper shot to the face, he's breathing
"You'll pay for this"
🔫 
standard rpg logic
how fitting that he tries to shoot with a water gun
Chat... did Sigma crash?
Not just a sniper shot it's an explosive sniper shot

smasher in very hard takes so long to beat
that one finnish guy:
sigma crash and uncrash
my bad, I was underplaying it too much
ok ok guys no reason to buy tickets to the moon yet
"NANI?!"
oda is borged out on high end arasaka cybernetics he can tank an explosive sniper bullet
it was just playing around
Why is sigma playing with our feelings

Poisoned.✅ Lit on fire.✅ System Collapsed.✅ Shot with explosive sniper.✅
content
ahh... fair 
Get ready to spam MISSED LEGENDARY TAKEMURA LOL
||im just going to
for takemura now because theres no way vedal goes back for him lmao||
"How did we get here" Minecraft ahh achievement.



Nah light work
||o7||
ok gonna go to the grocery store, surely the stock will shoot up from 14.36
I should another playthrough 

:classic:
what do you mean "animated emotes are gifs"
you can right click copy link

other investors are pulling out because vedal dropped 18k at once. It is bouncing back.
always could, poor mans nitro
joke over your head

no i swear thats new

bro BOOKED it
you
so much


















































































































































if you can do that why would you buy nitro
I'm with you, I never noticed it before
file size

I like to 

:buh:
:buh:
This is making my phone drop frames. 
They're scared he's going to overload the market

i hope neuro knocks 3 times its funny what happens
knock 5 times

guh
Surely this totally won't count as spam
Every day I pray for Cyberpunk 2077 to get steam workshop

:vedalJuh:









aint none of these the same GIF 



you see me
ing they hating

oh



LMAOOO
afahfqwfqf

nowadays livestream hits lule








HOW
dogshit slop game LOL

amazing
haha


LMAO

"Chat, highest gifter get to choose target for free"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IS HE OUT OF BOUNDS LMFAOOO
LMAO


did he fall out the map?
it's much more obvious and easier in newer versions tbh
yes


into the backrooms
lol
better to ask how that's even possible
Did bro get into a box
how you pep do that
🥀
hitwoman during the day and streamer during the night
He phased through the world
can't wait for neuro to get hands on a caliburn and veedul worrying bout crashing
How did he even do that


Neuro is so good she parked in the exact place that would put V out of bounds, amazing
neur driving broke physics
cyberbug77
Vedal finding all the obscure bugs
The perfect parking job
oof





MISSED THE LEGENDARY OUT OF BOUNDS QUEST 

the car was parked into the wall so when he tried to exit it put him into the wall





OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF


Nooooo




She knows.





anyways can we get some o7's in the chat for goro
vedal cant follow quest markers so hes not gonna be able to see a flare
new york
Wait, what did she say or what happened? I zoned out.
first evil during amazon now neuro
for oda?
Damn Vedal didn't screw up knocking
"mother leaving me for a second time"
rip my goat japanese man...
I mean, if she remembers something, like a "good times" moment, fine, but I'm not crazy about leaving jokes.






lmfao
Don't we all




Takemura. Vedal is too Blindge.

Oh, I see. Thanks.
Lmaoooo


Vedal has given up trying to stop her freak 
whole milked
It's the best way, just go with the flow
she stopped with tryna rizz silverhand?
whole milked?
so ||goro is gonna die|| isn't he
yeppers
That Neuro died after a couple restarts
unless...
I would like to see Neuro speaking to the AI's Vedal made for Filian and Crelly.
I didnt hear it
unless chat spams hard enough
i never hear her saying these things
the game distrcts me
||
MISSED LEGENDARY TAKEMURA||
lmao
she said something related to milk and he replied "don't we all"
||depends how much chat spams "
MISSED LEGENDARY ENDING"||
oh noy, pure chaos unleashed upon this accursed land
lmao
I missed it the first time too soo, very likely. It is not really obvious
I still think Vedal has an opportunity to do something really funny by having Neuro collab with AI Filian while she's away
How to not get cancelled. Difficulty: Impossible
just a couple goons

o7 takemura
Just really fuck with us working on the Filian ARG


those janky ai's were way too much freaky man

Will he save goro


Definitely not

please see the flares
Please live takemura



Takemura
RIP GORO
failed
Ok johnny told him to leave takamura and vedal hates johnny...so... 



goros dead
Samurai can fix them. Source: Me

Goro is so dead
he died



wait what did she just say
Yep
It's over
what did she say?
|endofuser|
t t t
hi suprsbg
wait what did she say
Oh I thought it was smth REALLYYY bad due to the way vedal was saying 
filian ai was down bad most of the time bro, even crelly ai got scared
t in livestream chat? 
Endofuser
so, the worst of the worst ending
does this guy not pay attention to dialogue?
they summon me here quite often.
Wait
Chat's fucked themselves here by spamming the 'Miseed Legendary X' meme, so he's probably just going to ignore it outright
TTT - Time To Termite ⛏️ 
smh no 7tv emotes
No, and he doesn’t pay attention to chat either
white mode 
hackersama
Is this another "location" situation? But instead it's "endofuser"?

Ain't installing 7tv on phone smh
🔥
Dankchat works for android
Can he still have him even?
Saved? Or is it too late
CHAT HE WENT THE RIGHT WAY


too soon
he went back
NOOOOOOOO
something something broken clock is correct twice a day
BOOM
Buds zoro at this point 

goro stop schizoposting
even though i really enjoy neuro banter the vedal gameplay starts to become painful
I'm g0urra not Goro smh
sure
Gamers don't look up


HE DID IT
Oh damn he actually went back



Johnny told him to stop so this must be right 






Im questioning if vedal grew up playing games
Did he do it on his own or did people backseat

i always abuse this ancient knowledge in hide-and-seek minigames





GORO MAY YET LIVE 
this fucking chat bro
Vedal should just tell Johnny to shut the fuck up like he used to do
this is the only stream where it is socially acceptable to backseat
Chat is losing it
LOL MISSED LEGENDARY COPY AND PASTE
What do you think 

Nah Im pro backseat I'm just genuinely curious


Escape the apartment (optional)

He saved goro, I'm impressed
YOU CAN FUCKING SAVE HIM???
we did it
yeah cuz chat yelled at him 
yay takemura wont be sad
Thanks to chat's LEGENDARY backseating

SIGMA not pulling wieght :smh:
hmmm
Damn bro. You never got the ending with Takemura?
Pog
Swarm reference
how is escape the apartment optional but the objective is to leave the building? is an apartment not a building?
you can do Devil without him
Still surprised, he might have thought it was a legendary cyberdeck moment
looks like the filter is actually back on
hey vedal maybe don't spray the smart gun until it has a lock idk lol
Yeah, but with him it's better
time for another playthrough
i love how she says grenade
i'm genuinely surprised he didn't ignore them
Not the identity questions again.


The objectives are weird sometimes. I saw a quest earlier in the playthrough that had two of the same objective at once
why is escaping the apartment optional
Is that the microwave of legend? The one that can microwave a burrito so hot that. .
We live here now
Wait what.
everything is optional
The mission was betting on Vedal to die 
But wait, I thought you don't get the devil achievement unless you do it with* Takemura

hahahha she called him a Gonk
W ha t??

johnny is actually trueing here, who the fuck ar e these motels for if not shady people on the run from other shady people
whats a gonk?
tweakers
"'thout" is a shortening I've never seen before
idiot/moron
Rude. He just asked a question bro

well he shouldn't ask such a gonk fucking question then 