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Nah vedal doesn’t need another monitor, he just needs a TV
Is the second monitor just for chat?

DO IT FOR HER ass picture
lol
eye shadow is powder 


what does vedal think makeup is
Lmao
I actually never tried multi-monitor gaming. I should try
duh

The poster redeems your soul. Lucky you.
quotation marks are important
It’s still paint. It comes on a palette 🎨
i keep seeing the socks in his cart and they are killing me lol
MORE ROCK SALT LAMPS.
their requests are so random
mine is just 2
Optimal youtube shorts doomscrolling in 4k
this contrast


i remember
rock
I'm late, but "duh"

Who doesn't love salt rock lamps
I have a rock salt lamp. They're nice
and stone
i mean look at that girth 
B2 on makeup
why haven't we had a p[oster as merch yet actually
xdx [
Never have to buy salt again w
Surely all real
don't rock salt lamps kinda suck as lamps
Guess I will share mine, No idk where that 3 is, or where it goes, but I can't get rid of it so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

are rock salt lamps edible?
whats that 3rd one?
This could be taken in 3 different lines of thinking
?
Hi
Chat did you know you still get 20 seconds for 500 bits?
(don't mind the gender, chinese doesn't have gender info in text by default so it has to guess)
I have no fucking clue
is it dangerous for pets


⛏️ hi


Wait he has a dog doesn't he? Best not to get it
We should bring this to vedals attention

editing is for the weak
You have to turn your entire head 90 degrees to look at 3

bro's gotta get high from salt

Heating up a rock is not healthy?!
ghost monitor 
They're afraid of dying from a salt with a deadly weapon
your fourth monitor is getting cubed
rock salt isn't toxic, it's a rock
Will

mhm opens the chi and raises the soul
There is no 3, idk what the computer is picking up
Contains heavy metals I’m sure. But I like to think of them as trace minerals
Vedal, go out of your way to find a salt lamp that doesn't advertise crystal energy BS and buy that one plz
is... that true? did vedal really forget to apply the timer reduction to bits? oh no.....
its a minecraft beacon
holy fucking mumbo jumbo
I bet my brother would fucking fall for this
uranium is also a rock

people will do anything to avoid touching grass 
this lamp will make Vedal finish V3 voice
He’s gonna get one of those 5g energy shield usb sticks xD
Nah, you are wrong

ah yes the positive ions


Its my old monitor turned backup 


CLASSIC NEGATIVE IONS JUST WALKIN ALL OVER THE PLACE






What is this bullshit lmaoo 



SCAMMAZ 

damn positive ions











Only thing it's gonna raise is the energy bill


mob sycho ahh logic

TAKE BIRTH??????????????????????????????????????????
SMH that’s what the tungsten cube is for
I'm sorry they what?

NEW SIBLING 
gotta get them ions 

WTF is this 



Damn ion been disturbing my air of course


remote desktop or cellphone connection
LMFAOOOO

You know what? Fuck you. Takes your birth
Bro what's the problem to just say they are pretty
LMAO


british

Negative ion products are a common scam
Sneak salt attack

I just looked back at the stream why are they buying the soul stone

that's a TERRIBLE FUCKING SLOGAN JESUS
damn ionized air
ya the ions cancel out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hahaha



WAIT SHIT YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT
NO WAY

my mom would so fall for this 
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
why all these sites say this shit just say "hey you want a fucking salt rock lamp? then buy this one"
WTF HAHAHA IT'S A HEAL ALL LAMP

HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
She would 100% do that.
Because she is an animal.
So true
THAT'S 100% CHINESE GOOGLE TRANSLATED
So there's too much positivity in vedal's house and he wants to neutralize it, I see
Negative ions, or anions, are atoms or molecules with extra electrons, giving them a negative charge, abundant in nature near waterfalls, oceans, and forests, and believed to improve mood, sleep, and energy by increasing serotonin, purifying air, and boosting oxygen to the brain, making environments feel fresh and invigorating. They are formed by natural processes like water impacts and sunlight, and are considered beneficial for well-being, unlike positive ions, which are associated with pollutants
HE DID NOT JUST ACTUALLY SAY THAT
is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
search engine optimization
This is some real thecnobabble
Rock salt lamps are an aesthetic, anything else is a false claim
YOURE LITERALLY AIS
You don't want your house appliances breeding and producing too many positive ions do you
That explains a lot
I would buy
too much neuro cuteness, he needs to be able to return to british


Filtered 




He's so right though
ChatGPT generated description lmao
NEGATIVE IONS
gotta protect them frot those toxic positive ions
"filter out the foreign" absolute cinema
btw negative ions are totally a scam lmao
tru
Are slinky’s these spiral things you can have go down stairs?
my mom had a salt lamp once til it melted
Actually scam product 
good review
survivorship bias on reviews actually buying this
I’m watching you, lurkers
twitch ban speedrun 🔥🗣️
The lamp?
so I guess that what this was refering to
NN needs a lot on those
I fear that if i had a salt lamp, i'd eat it
i mean its just a lamp at the end of the day
Salt lamp.
looks inside metal and plastic
Someone's been breathing in too many negative ions methinks
the entire salt melted and stuck to the floor like 4 kg worth ye
they can melt?!?!
Next up: Shungite Rocks
No tthe mom
its not really a scam its just all the other bullshit that it says is mumbo jumbo
pink one right there
the last time some one sold something like this it was radioactiv
Too many negative ions
damn, sorry about your house
FOR BEGINNERS.
really its just a lamp that looks cool

mhm for beginners
Well, i guess it is a lamp. Its all the health claims that are BS.
RAW HEALING 

I mean it's just a lamp it's not neccessarily a scam, it will function as a lamp



Oh no the girls are getting into Crystal healing
beginner's rock
A rock for beginners mhm
for beginners

we are falling down a rock rabbit hole so fast
HAHAHAHA
why are we on rocks healing properties now

It's a rock.
Ads for negative ion products seem to be all over the place these days and they are all the rage with the "wellness" crowd. With wild claims of vague or impossible health benefits, most people chalk it up to just being a scam or just a harmless product designed to separate people from their money.
But the reality is so much worse. Negative ions...
honeslty shes so real i loved cool rocks as a kid
HE CAN SAY IT BACK 
Yeah i agree with evil
"I just think they're pretty"
MY GOD THESE FUCKING ROCKS ARE SCAMS



we cant let the twins get into crystals
like my family has a himalayan salt rock lamp. and i wouldn't say it restores my ions or whatever Its just a neat glowing rock
xD

Ah classic vid
I think Vedal might be falling into the crystal healing too
Oh no
i see a few truckloads 

Hmm stick it in the computer case
everything is radioactive
they're so funny muahaha


They should just go to goop at this point
Might as well get gemstone dice at that point

the same way everything is toxic
too late

Gotta get them out of these crystals rabbit hole

the rocks are just cool imo but yeah the health claims are scams
Im going to eat 8 million bananas wish me luck
ourple

Yooo



i have one of those










NEURO ROCK






It's like those (radioactive) magical stones pendants some people used to buy in place of medicine




ok actually buy that














What a amethyst heart looks really cute tho 

Radioactivity Is a scam to stop people from becoming superheroes








A.I.'s powerful enough to solve captchas but fall for scams xD


Neuro rock letsgo
YES

MUST GET IT


💜 cute


Perfect
Neuro is barely talking


already 20 items

just like humans!
for reiki meditation 
which crystal reduces latency?


awwwww
i know this song i swear wtf is the name
💜
So cute

One is work the other is hobby
Right? Very real indeed
Can we get one of these?

Anyways I came in late what all is in the cart rn
My wife loves these to

You can't just get one you have to get them all because once you start you can't stop
(this could be interpreted as buying 20 baskets)
vedals programmer socks
we sill have +1.000 pounds budget 
glass
Holy Delay

She likes to eat them
rock
That's Neuro mhm
buy a ruby one for evil, then shatter it 

Quartz muncher 
his recommendations 
Confirmed Vedal has super powers
wait If he gets the amethyst that brings in Positive ions and a rock salt lamp that brings in Negative ions what happens
im pretty sure "positive energy" is like a lot lot more much more deadly for you


!merch
Let Neuro speakkk
trim your nails, i see some dirt there
Neutralize each other, duh
He'd wear all of that frfr
It looks sad lol
HE IS HAVING A BLAST
the vanor socks
Show them the shop
not corpa didn't take the promo opportunity
gotta go, see you all tomorrow!
You have unlocked new role
"i hope"
"...i hope"
antimatter explosion
Get the salt lamp (negative ions) and the amethyst heart (positive ions) to create a perfectly balanced ambience
Azuite and chrysocolla?

@gusty moat the song that's playin rn?

holy


🐴



idfk I went to a gemstore and thought it looked cool




Lmao

Oh
coward

No thoughts head empty
💍 




NOOO


NO
lmao



LETS GOOOO






NOOO





DON'T FEED NN EVIL


damn eivl is just like me
Classic twinshippers w

DON'T FEED THE SHIPPERS
pegboard nerds something
evil being studious and diligent as usual

F E E D US
doesnt even look it up 

Evil is more resposnible than 99% of internet users




we shou8ld have a count for each subathon day that says if the twinshippers won or lost the day. twinshippers are winning today but there's always tomorrow



not in amazon 
massage guns are legit tbh
chipper ❤️
CEASE


Noooooo no no no




SAMURAI
They have guns???
Lets not

these siblings are unrealistic, theyre too nice

i hate twitch chat
soo...
MASSAGE GUNS ARE LEGIT
HUH
SAMURAAAAI
good for asmr stream
Oh no
mhm
Hmm

He knows!!!
sooo.




vtuber of the year ‼️






Yeah the massage market gets kinda crazy

bro has a single purpose for his account fair enough


Whats wrong with a massage gun?
Massage guns are great, NOT THAT KIND OF WANDS PLEASE

Should've priced the neuro plush $987 for the emersion
massage guns are a normal product does vedal live under a rock?



thanks !


kaboom
holy



nuke

#neurotic-neurons crumbling to ash after I bring in the amethyst rock

oh i got timed out by Fossa
No, just a streamer who is cautious on the internet
just a massage gun guys 

My god that guy
i think it's the opposite
aw damn i thought it was gonna be a gun that shoots massaging bullets
oh
What happened?!?!?!
TETOOOOOO
He’s living too much above by paradise


Try This by pegboard nerds
B2


damn, 75% chat gone just like that


yeah it is!
same idk why tho
You got that too
gamer 
bruh i got timed out, because i typed uuh when Evil said it


same lmfao
uuh... what?
MASSAGE GUNS ARE SAFE TO SEARCH
MAYBE NOT MASSAGE RODS

nawr so weird I will get banned on twitch nooooo
LOL
i actually had a friend with one of these and they genuinely are quite nice
Mhm all the rockclimbing
TOP 3 ATHLETES

uuh prisoners
bro i said it one time T-T
same
why????
you typed "uuh"

MODS EVIL SAID UUH BEFORE
Yeah, missing all those shots from a SMART GUN takes a lot from you


why he so deffensive about massage gun ?
Hes the only one making it weird

same'
Haha very funny
damn
sucks to suck uuhers
MODS
you all get nuked
WE KNOW YOU GOT TIMED OUT
sent the uuh emote
GET REKT UUHERS
Mods are twinshippers
F
no clue
1984
DAMN CHAT GOT NUKED 
ripbozo uuhers
evryone is gettin gimteout xd
Just like last year when he searched body pillows and had a dirty mind xD

Yo chat I think the phase "uuh" might be automoderated rn 
time out
Guys are people being timed out for 'uuh', I don't think I've seen anyone talking about it?
You have unlocked new role
Mods realized they did nothing the whole stream LULE
LOL
e
1984
uuhers

yee-
MODS GET THIS GUY
oh yeah i got one of those massage guns as a christmas gift 
Why did chat get nuked?
Wy is uuh bad?
i love how evil says things with an unreasonable amount of demand. We Need New BedSheets.
Because 
"uuh"
silksong
uuhers 
Vedal was buying a massage gun
nice
silksong
He fears that it might come up something else on the search
Well, you see, in 1941...
uuh is the new sadV
mhm copper
Doxxing the bedsheets I use. Lmao
trying to make things weird for no reason 
copper?
SILKSO-
Programmer 
Singer 
Game designer 
Vtuber 
Fashionista 
Athlete 

💥
I see @mossy ginkgo
Why are there 22k people watching 😄
Gives sus connotations to whatever was said
silksong
500$ bedhseet
Wait, did he actually pull them up? Or was it flagged from him talking about it?
SILKSONG 
you forgot femboy
was the time out just the mods messing around?
Implying uuh hasn’t been around for way longer xD
theres more than just teletric on that xdx
why is vedal playing so many bangers today bro wtf
father 
SILKSONG AND THE HIT NEW DLC RELEASING NEXT YEAR SEA OF SORROW?
I closed my rings!
They asked him too and he was considering it
ONLY 199
there were 153 people that got hit with that 

Action game of the year
All hail Satin
nahh it was the bot
Satin sheets in a country with no a/c?
@atomic flame producks
AYO! THAT'S CZECH! Greetings from Poland 
Okay but teletric is the dougdoug guy
the mods have to type the command for the bot to do it
I know they asked him to, but I'm shocked it would even flag the stream for that.
ahh gotcha
Quack
automod i think
metal bar

Says he doesn't want to cheap out but won't get a $2,000 drone
ahh i see
MODS MODS MODS MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDS
MODS
xdx
I thought hades 2 won that? (I didn’t watch the award show)
it wouldn't vedal is just big dumb
why is it built for a vertical monitor
average Filian stream:
slippery bed sheets feel weird
trailer watcher
chat unban soon feelsbadman
horizontal monitor
thank you
"Cheap up on YOU guys" watch him steal it for his own bed
E33 won almost all, silksong won 1 I don't remember exactly wich one I believe it was the Action one
Time to get timed out again for saying uuh
I came back and the trio is now looking at bedsheets wtf.
What’s he gonna do, use it as a dust cover for their rigs? :P

That's insane, give other games a chance
They were JUST looking at a massage gun too.
I'll let you just sit with that.
we are so back 
Just like the thigh highs, shameful
wtf is discord doing???
we are back
Expedition 33 Awards
aw
Not entirely a scam
🐥 🚬 memory leak
Why is he buying a bed?
For the Twins?
Clair got awards taken away for AI use
Silk mentioned
mining dogecoin
He did say he has a room for neuro and all her stuff so imagine there's a bed in there too
can;t handle all the emoji/stickers
twin sized
lemme help with that
Multi-threaded bedsheets 
That's what they get for not being transparent.
At this point, that'd be legitimately believable.
Lol
How can thread count actually go? 10000000 thread count?


hades 2 won best action game
Ok I missed the past half hour what else was bought 
Hades won action
Silksong won action/adventure
percale sheets or bust

Aww
waiting for the day she possesses a robo-body
wasn't that just for the indie awards? the game awards didn't give a shit
That was, ty

Yes
Only the Indie Game Awards ones, they still have the TGA ones
why wouldn't he
Yeah... Counts tho Imo

this was cute
Wicked
"I don't want them chat I swear it would just be funny" ok bro
pink goes well with the rest of the cart 
"pink sheets would be funny" uhhuh uhhuh vedal
I know what you are
REDACTED BED
I have pink sheets they're cute

Reading this made me think of the mini game.... Speaking of which, anyone know the score atm?
WHY IS SHE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET


Best for you guys as long as its cheaper than 10 pounds


...she's an AI


I mean, them taking e33's awards away was the first time I even heard of the indie awards so
Kids these days SMH
she lives there bro
Aren't we all?
GALAXY BED
how vedal would sleep on his new pink sheets
Fair enough
#livestream-chat is this true???
Why is an AI addicted to the internet?
Why is an AI... addicted to the INTERNET...
I'm gonna give you all the time you need with that statement.















vedal get this xdx
Literally the purpose of her existence
You are watching Neurosama. You too, are addicted.


kids these days being entirely digital smfh
Fruity Neuro
pockets???
he needs worst bed sheets so he sleeps less
: https://
: NOOOOOOOOOO
classic tutel and his purple

do you mind Im opening my daughters presents
what does this even supposed to mean ?
ģ̷̤̅͜ĺ̶͍́̆ȉ̴̫̮͆t̶̙̪͂c̷͉̦̀̓ĥ̷͉̜̉i̵ng
she-e-ee-e-e-ts
Egyptian class bed sheets
fair
Prob decent
aware
CHEATREAL 
she sounded like a motor there
Buzzwords 

woven by cleopatra herself
I know right... Back in my day...
Ah good they are still one the bedsheets I didn’t miss much
very high quality very soft
It's like Egyptian cotton
Like this
Egyptian fabrics are infamous for being super-high quality. It's like marketing something as "Irish Whiskey" or "Russian Vodka"
except polyester
Fit for an Egyptian ofc, whatever that means
blessed by sun god ra himself
I laughed so hard i hit my head on the desk, thanks!

Or swiss anything
sure is something online shopping for items where the primary concern is touch
how is bedsheets taking so long
and I guarantee everything that says "egyptian" quality is a scam unless it is actually like several hundred
bro how is he still on amazon
ohhh Fan artists!
Neuro, count how many threads are in these bedsheets
One. Two. Three. Four...
Vedal, why the fuck would you do that? She's just going to be counting forever? What have you done? This is your fault!
how the fuck you did this
the review counts on these
2 ratings

based sonic snapcube reference
Because he’s not use to buying bedsheets
my brother was complaining about download speed today and i unironically had to him with a "well back in my day" 
lmaoo i didnt ignonito so my amazon is actually recommending me femboy clothes now
Spoiled Little Cyberpunk Princess
Holy nostalgia
If it's on Amazon, 99% chance it is, yep. It's a cultural product, you're not finding good quality for that on Amazon for 90% of things 
1800 looked decent
"wtf man only 1 gigabit speeds? this shit is slow as fuck"
All things as they should be
Must be fate 

Apparently the cotton from there is considered superior in quality mainly due to its softness and strenght


pawsocks 
evil's been shaking her head this whole time 
Vedals alt
toebean socks genuinely look so fucking uncomfortable
youtube...
forever love
WITH THAT NAME EVEN?
3 different chatters, 3 different colors of bro 

he was mild complaining over mario kart world taking an hour to download, i remember my xbox games sometimes being entire days or longer 😭
yes, 20 thousand of us
imagine how hard it was to take this photo
Ignorant clearly someone @ vedal and ask how they feel
This is how I feel everytime I see people complaining about getting less than 100 FPS. I grew up playing Counterstrike: Source on 25 FPS and considered that smooth
Kids are so fuckin' privileged with tech shit these days.
13+ server btw 
OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE FEMBOY FATALE ADS. I'M NOT ALONE. EVERYONE THINKS I'M INSANE
its over for me
Why they always use the same line?
bro it would take me the entire day to download the new cod back in the day 😭
He wants pink bro
yeah he wants it pink
he keeps suggesting pink

im still on a 60hz and IM HAPPY
I share your pain...
... is it bad i still do play on 30fps on my laptop
fr man </3
she's baby and blue
Awww
With these sheets he is gonna sleep this subathon awaayyy~ 

I mean


vedals a baby? but johnny is baby
I'm so curious about the quality of their product

I Don't share that part

Still what, consider 25 FPS smooth? Nah, not at all. Realistically, if you say you're noticing a difference above 40 FPS, you're coping and full of shit, and wouldn't notice if people don't tell you the number.
if he actually buys baby blue then that confirms vedal must be colorblind or has brain-damage level of aesthetic taste


gotta increase that blue light eye strain
"cute bed companion"


xD the girls want more plushies
Racecar bed 


true
slop
"femboy fatale" i read a fanfic once where vedal was called that
A WHOLE BED
Get a new dog bed for vedal
I deleted NOTHING
RACHI pls

rachi
Buy more space
thought he was gonna say "i dont have space for something demonic"

More?






Bouncy castle bed
they're so bratty today, I love it
How many does he have


Overgoogling

LMAO


no more internet for you missy


Damnnn

SCREEN TIME
wtf

wher rachi
evil is so studious
oh

BE JOLLY!

taking away search ON CHRISTMAS 💔 this guy
HAVE A GOOD TIME! STOP SEARCHING THINGS!
holy

HOLY
