livestream-chat

[orchid rock]

i'll say since its just initiating u only need a 5 or above

[glacial orchid]

I'm fr gonna get nat 1 later

Google is bugging from constant change of apps lol

[silver zephyr]

Life giveth and life taketh away

[lone jacinth]

He soaring

[orchid rock]

alright you soar into the skies and in the distance you see the big tower! From what you can see the tower seems to have 4 floors, and you can vaguely see enemies ahead, though it is too far that you can't see what they are in detail

[glacial orchid]

Aight

[silver zephyr]

W

[small ginkgo]

Merry Christmas Swarm

[glacial orchid]

Merry Christmas

[silver zephyr]

Merry Christmas

[lone jacinth]

Merry Christmas

[orchid rock]

and now, izi and kyle roll for perception check while running through the woods to the tower

[silver zephyr]

Yikes

Good roll though

[orchid rock]

getting the good rolls out of the way

[lone jacinth]

The most observant barbarian you ever seen

[silver zephyr]

Truly

My god our luck is gonna crash

[glacial orchid]

Pretty balanced party tbh ,front range and support

[orchid rock]

ok, you both spot a field of bear traps ahead, and you expertly navigate through them

genesis is flying so he dgaf

[lone jacinth]

yay my ankles are saved

[silver zephyr]

[glacial orchid]

Damn I could've been cupid so I can easily pacify enemies

Imma guess the two need to roll on their attempt on getting through the bear traps

[lone jacinth]

yeah she already said we made it through

[orchid rock]

Alright, you guys arrive at the tower, and from the outside you can see: 3 goblins at the bottom floor, one seems to be armored, one has a staff, and one you can't figure out what it has. On the second and third floor you see 4 elf archers looking, but they are slacking off so they have not spotted you yet. Combat will begin roll for initiative

[lone jacinth]

surely...

YEAHHH

I'm the slowest barbarian you ever seen

[silver zephyr]

I’m beginning to worry that my website is bugged

[orchid rock]

tracks

[silver zephyr]

This is a concerning amount of luck

[lone jacinth]

my standing in front if 4 archers

https://tenor.com/view/arrows-invisible-disappear-jet-li-hero-gif-15324333

[orchid rock]

waiting on genesis

[glacial orchid]

I was in a different discord server ,cause my university 's Minecraft server opens tonight lol

[silver zephyr]

lol

[orchid rock]

out of nowhere you get a feeling that ur opponents are pretty good at D20 rolls...

[silver zephyr]

No…..

[glacial orchid]

Ooooof

[orchid rock]

Anyway kyle you're up

[lone jacinth]

[silver zephyr]

Ok well I’m gonna try and snipe the goblin archer

I mean mage

[orchid rock]

alright, it's gonna be a slightly difficult roll because the armored one is protecting it

[silver zephyr]

Yikes

[lone jacinth]

a solidly average attempt

[silver zephyr]

Incredibly so

[orchid rock]

you hit the armored goblin instead

and you deal 2 damage

[glacial orchid]

Yippie

[orchid rock]

ok it's gonna be the armored goblin's turn

[lone jacinth]

genesis clearly not taking us seriously

[glacial orchid]

Im flyin

[orchid rock]

it's going to run up and attempt to hijack one of izi's axes

[lone jacinth]

my axes

[orchid rock]

since izi saw this coming, izi will roll with advantage

and it will roll

and higher wins

[lone jacinth]

Baby!

[silver zephyr]

Www

[orchid rock]

u can roll 2 at once?!

[silver zephyr]

Yes

[glacial orchid]

Yah

[lone jacinth]

yup, hit the ones at the bottom to add more

[orchid rock]

anyway it got a 2 so

[silver zephyr]

lol

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

upon realizing what it was doing, izi swings her axe at its hand, doing 3 damage. The caster is now no longer protected

[glacial orchid]

Who's turn

[silver zephyr]

Yours I think

[orchid rock]

Genesis you're up

(luckily all the archers havent noticed u this turn)

[fickle crater]

I just was passing by, u guys are playing DnD?

[orchid rock]

yuh 2nd campaign of the day

[glacial orchid]

Im gonna land on the roof and give a speed blessing to berserker

[silver zephyr]

2nd session

[lone jacinth]

of tonight he means

[orchid rock]

the roof of the tower?

[fickle crater]

nice, have fun

[glacial orchid]

Yeah

[orchid rock]

you would be quite far

so ur roll has to be good

roll for it

[glacial orchid]

Go berserk my bro

[lone jacinth]

Yeahh yeah!

[orchid rock]

a 15, althought you tried really hard, you are barely able to hit izi with the blessing, she has +1 movement bonus (cancelled out by -1 from speed debuff earlier so she's back to normal)

[glacial orchid]

Imma just chill on the roof now

[orchid rock]

it's the caster goblin's turn

it's going to cast fireball at izi, doing 4 damage, and make her step back slightly away from the armored goblin

[lone jacinth]

hey rude

[orchid rock]

it's now the mysterious goblin's turn

you can vaguely see that it's pulling something out of a sack and trying to build something, that's all it's doing this turn

Izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

oh god it's building

I want to take a swipe at the one in front of me and charge past it to attack the pink one

can I do that one the same turn because I have 2 axes?

[orchid rock]

first roll to swipe the armored goblin

[lone jacinth]

(also Kyle, you're sacrifice shall be remembered)

[orchid rock]

the goblin parries your attack

[glacial orchid]

Damn

[orchid rock]

now roll dex to see if you can get past it

ur rolling against it

it has advantage

[glacial orchid]

Absolute cinema

[lone jacinth]

do I need advantage?

[orchid rock]

you're able to get past the armored goblin, you now charge at the caster goblin

roll to axe the caster

[lone jacinth]

YEAHHH BABY GET OWNED

DIE M---F---

[orchid rock]

feeling the surge of power after getting parried, you leap over the armored goblin and with all your strength slammed 2 axes straight at the caster goblin

[lone jacinth]

WAHOO

[orchid rock]

you manage to chop one of its arms and heavily injured the other, that will do 15 damage

[lone jacinth]

grace your images are amazing

[orchid rock]

ok now kyle you're up

[lone jacinth]

@silver zephyr you got this

[orchid rock]

[lone jacinth]

wait a second... you said this is a 4 level tower
why do I only see 3?

[green crest]

Mods, can we change the entire server to Christmas/Winter theme?

[orchid rock]

the roof is one

think of it like

attic

[lone jacinth]

oh I see

[orchid rock]

is kyle dead

[glacial orchid]

Did bro fell asleep or nahh

[lone jacinth]

the great and mighty final boss of 3am defeated him

[orchid rock]

i'll play this turn for him then

[glacial orchid]

Aight

[orchid rock]

he will jump up and shoot an arrow at the caster goblin

[lone jacinth]

wow he's more amazing than when he's awake

[orchid rock]

the arrow pierces through its legs, making it unable to run anymore, and it does 7 damage. The caster goblin looks very weak now

[lone jacinth]

[civic ledge]

Neurt

[orchid rock]

it's the armor goblin's turn

[lone jacinth]

surely he'll chase after me and not go wreck kyle who I left undefended

[orchid rock]

it's going to try to jump on top of kyle to knock him down

[lone jacinth]

[glacial orchid]

Poor bro

[hasty notch]

good morning swarm

[lone jacinth]

What do you mean my actions have consequences??

[lone jacinth]

happy midnight to you as well

[orchid rock]

kyle will be knocked prone, and he takes 2 damage.

[lone jacinth]

RIPBOZO

[orchid rock]

if only there was a berserker protecting him

now, the archers will roll to see if they notice u with a perception check

[glacial orchid]

Bros getting jumped

[orchid rock]

3 archers see kyle and izi on the ground fighting the goblins, they don't see genesis because he's hiding above the roof

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-arrows-shoot-hit-gif-12968662

[orchid rock]

it's now one of the archer's turn

it's going to light an arrow on fire and shoot it at izi

[lone jacinth]

[steep flint]

[glacial orchid]

Hehehehhebe

[orchid rock]

the arrow pierces through BOTH her legs, making her unable to move, does 13 damage, and she is now burning

[glacial orchid]

Damn

[orchid rock]

it's now genesis' turn

[lone jacinth]

dying over here

[glacial orchid]

I wanna go down and heal izi and stop her from burning

[lone jacinth]

wait they're using fire arrows???

[orchid rock]

that one did

[atomic bluff]

DnD

[lone jacinth]

[steep flint]

Did you not read this message lol?

[orchid rock]

genesis as you are flying down, one of the archers notice you and attempt to quickly fire an arrow at you

[lone jacinth]

nope I missed that somehow

[orchid rock]

it's attacking with disadvantage

well thank god for disadvantage

[glacial orchid]

So I roll two dice?

[orchid rock]

it's going to miss

now you are with izi

[glacial orchid]

Ohhhh no roll for me

[orchid rock]

do you use amulet to take care of burning then heal

you cant do both otherwise

[lone jacinth]

thank your lucky stars gen, you would've ended up like me and then we'd have been me and bread last session

LEAVE ME BURNING

I NEED THE AURA

[orchid rock]

burning is pretty brutal

i wouldnt recommend it

[glacial orchid]

I roll for burning to stop

[lone jacinth]

BESERKIR NEED NOT LIVE, WE ONLY NEED TO DIE

[orchid rock]

btw genesis you have 2 revives, izi you have 2 enrage, and and archer has one shot that guarantees a nat 20

[glacial orchid]

I got 15 3 times in a row

[orchid rock]

to use whenever

stopping burning doesnt need a roll as u are using the amulet

unless u arent

[lone jacinth]

Can my rage make me live beyond death?

[orchid rock]

then u cant heal

no but it lets you roll with advantage

[lone jacinth]

ah

[orchid rock]

and ignore pain

[lone jacinth]

unskewer my legs

[orchid rock]

no the archer shot so well it pierced through both

arrow went like 3ft into the earth

[glacial orchid]

Bro can't live while burning he'll get damage overtime

[lone jacinth]

fuckyougraceIcantfuckingbelievethis

[orchid rock]

anyway

genesis

did you use amulet to cure burning or not

(it has infinite uses)

[glacial orchid]

Burning

[orchid rock]

if u did then you can now roll to heal

[glacial orchid]

I did earlier i sent it

[orchid rock]

i thought u rolled for burning not heal

ok if thats for heal then

you heal izi up 10 hp

[lone jacinth]

does that unskewer my legs?

[orchid rock]

the wounds are sealed, but you still feel hurt

[glacial orchid]

Is he still burning?

[orchid rock]

no shes not

cuz u use amulet

[lone jacinth]

yay

thank you gen

[glacial orchid]

Wait im getting my pronouns wrong ,im in the rain

[orchid rock]

lol

anyway

it's the caster goblin's turn

[lone jacinth]

he's unfocused because he's dying right? surely...

[orchid rock]

its going to use all it's power to cast meteor on you guys

it's rolling with double disadvantage

[lone jacinth]

[glacial orchid]

Ohhhh frick

[lone jacinth]

Please please please let one of them be a really low roll

[orchid rock]

the spell fizzles as it's too damaged, and it bleeds out

[lone jacinth]

YESSS

[steep flint]

Im realizing id be both a horrible dm and a bad player. Id try to be way too realistic.

[lone jacinth]

eh, I'm sure you can learn to play like this

a real go-with-the-flow kinda style

[zealous kestrel]

wdym realistic? you'd call the police?

[glacial orchid]

My party members are getting cooked im just chillin

[lone jacinth]

you almost got cooked let's not pretend here

[lone jacinth]

GEN'S HEAD ON THE GROUND

[orchid rock]

it's not a second archer's turn

[glacial orchid]

Praying you ain't burning no more

[steep flint]

I mean like the injury to their leg, if still not fully healed like grace said, would probably cause them more damage if they tried to walk, so the only way they would be able to walk is if they'd raged.

[lone jacinth]

great, it's not the second archers turn

[steep flint]

Thats how realistc

Which just isnt fun

[orchid rock]

it's going to try to shoot genesis' wings

[lone jacinth]

The special effects are amazing

[glacial orchid]

No....

[orchid rock]

the arrow barely misses

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

it's now the third archer's turn

[steep flint]

Anyways im going to get back to trying to sleep

With disadvantage now that its started raining

[glacial orchid]

They be shooting my wings now

[glacial orchid]

Wouldn't that be advantage

[orchid rock]

it's going to try to do a called shot snipe on kyle

[steep flint]

Its like one of those hard rains that are windy and hit the windows hard

So disadvantage

[orchid rock]

nat 1

[glacial orchid]

I'd still consider advantage

[lone jacinth]

agh, just play that one wiggles song about sleeping in the rain, that'll make it advantage

[orchid rock]

it's so bad at aiming that after pulling the bow fully and charging what seems like a very strong shot, it hits the armored goblin instead

and does 10 damage

[lone jacinth]

I LOVE THIS

[orchid rock]

(and yes kyle'd have been mega cooked if that hit)

[glacial orchid]

I'd have to resurrect

[lone jacinth]

kyle the most cooked here (and it totally isn't my fault)

[orchid rock]

you see the armored goblin take it's hand to just rip the arrow out, it does not look fazed

it's now the mysterious goblin's turn

you see from the distance that it has built... a catapult

[lone jacinth]

A WHAT

[orchid rock]

and it's going to launch a flaming boulder at izi and genesis

[lone jacinth]

aren't we right next to it???

[orchid rock]

it looks very frail and probably dies in one shot

you are further than you think

[lone jacinth]

damit all

[glacial orchid]

Frick

[lone jacinth]

you are evil grace

[orchid rock]

unfortunately, it was a horrible builder, and the catapult breaks from the weight of the boulder

[glacial orchid]

Lol

[orchid rock]

and the catapult is now burning with the mysterious goblin inside

[lone jacinth]

YESSS I AM SO SAVED I WOULD'VE FUCKING DIED

catapult are so scary

[glacial orchid]

We

[lone jacinth]

oh right we

[orchid rock]

izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

is the frail one dead?

[orchid rock]

no but its burning

and it really doesn't look like its making it

[glacial orchid]

Frick I just got a cramp on my leg

[lone jacinth]

I want to attack and run past the mage and finish off the frail one while moving towards the tower

[orchid rock]

o7 kyle and genesis

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

because your legs are damaged you will have to roll to move unless you rage

[lone jacinth]

I rage goddamit

[hasty notch]

Neuro at all time high rn

[lone jacinth]

who gave them the idea that I need to rage because my legs are injured

[orchid rock]

you are now enraged

[lone jacinth]

I look so cool!

[orchid rock]

you run towards the frail mysterious goblin and attempt to swing at it whilst trying not to be burnt

roll with advantage

[lone jacinth]

did I hit the mage as I went past?

[orchid rock]

since ur enraged

the mage is freakin ded

[lone jacinth]

oh perfect

[orchid rock]

from casting the spell earlier

xD

[orchid rock]

ehh good enough you decapitated the goblin and it burnt into a crisp

[lone jacinth]

I also want to bash through the tower door if I reach it

[orchid rock]

you do not reach the tower door

[lone jacinth]

I need to kill those fucking archers

damit

anyways great turn

[orchid rock]

guess whos turn it is

the 4th archer!

it's going to shoot a poison coated arrow at @glacial orchid

[lone jacinth]

hmm, totally not my fault

[orchid rock]

it misses

[lone jacinth]

yay!

[orchid rock]

it's now kyle's turn

since i think he's just dead

[lone jacinth]

we are so lucky that the enemy can't fucking hit anything

[orchid rock]

i'll say kyle stands up from being prone and attempts to hide behind an imaginary tree (he's concussed)

[lone jacinth]

oh oh! Have him sacrifice himself in a super-charged shot at the armored goblin!

or that works to I guess

[lone jacinth]

dam kyle

!felloff

[frail mountain]

[orchid rock]

he hides where he thinks is safe but it

is the easiest spot to hit for all the archers and the armored goblin

[lone jacinth]

he shall face tank the agro to let me an gen run them down

[orchid rock]

it is the armored goblin's turn

it attempts to take kyle's pointy stick and stab him, kyle ran past it so he isn't facing it, it has advantage

this is for grabbing the pointy stick

it manages to grab the dagger from kyle

now it's going to stab kyle

[lone jacinth]

he's fucking dead

[lone jacinth]

very very dead

terribly so

[orchid rock]

the stick was indeed very sturdy (and pointy) and kyle take 10 points of damage

it's now the first archer's turn

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

it's going to attempt to drop a coconut on izi's head

[lone jacinth]

wait what

what the heck man

[orchid rock]

unfortunately, izi's rage let her spot the coconut and sliced it in half

damn the enemies suck

[lone jacinth]

Wow these enemies are rolling low

[orchid rock]

@glacial orchid

he might also be dead

[lone jacinth]

the true incompetent comedy cartoon villains

na I think he's just playing minecraft

[orchid rock]

@.@

[lone jacinth]

he did say he was gonna do that

[orchid rock]

if hes not back in 2 minutes

izi you will control all 3 players

[lone jacinth]

I love playing with my 3 closest friends, me myself and I

[orchid rock]

elevator music plays

[lone jacinth]

has it been 2 minutes yet?

[orchid rock]

probably

[orchid rock]

it's now the angel's turn

izi you're up

unless bread wants to come join in

and take one of the 2 roles

[lone jacinth]

I want the angel to fly up again and attack the ones in the windows

[bleak charm]

juwst woke up more tired

[lone jacinth]

Kyle shall be the sacrifice

[bleak charm]

[orchid rock]

roll once to fly

[orchid rock]

gen flies up and he's going to attempt to ram into one of the archers

which archer

do you wish to ram

[lone jacinth]

the one with super annoying burning arrows

[orchid rock]

(also the odds are against him cuz all he got is a heart shaped staff

that will be the first archer

[lone jacinth]

kill them with love)

[orchid rock]

roll for it

[lone jacinth]

another solidly average attempt

[bleak charm]

the average roler izi

[orchid rock]

unfortunately, gen misses and shoots past the window and hits the wall inside the tower's third floor

[lone jacinth]

wow gen, you're kyle now I see

amazing miss

[orchid rock]

oop

i saw kyle shall be sacrifice and i just thought angel is kyle

lol

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

anyway

[lone jacinth]

kyle just gives angel vibes

[orchid rock]

gosh dang it

[lone jacinth]

I saw that

[orchid rock]

GENESIS is now in the third floor of the tower with 2 archers

[lone jacinth]

kyle's turn?

or is it like 3 more archers?

[orchid rock]

kyle already did his turn and got stabbed

it's the second archer's turn

it was distracted and when genesis zoomed past it and hit the wall in the building

it was like "must have been the wind"

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

and shoots an arrow at kyle

[lone jacinth]

Kyle is so very dead

[orchid rock]

kyle will take 10 damage

he now has 1 hp

[lone jacinth]

where's that one clip of neuro talking to the dead homeless man? I'm gonna need it soon

[orchid rock]

it's now third archer's turn

[lone jacinth]

anyways, surely I'm not to blame for leaving him

[orchid rock]

it's going to walk up to the 3rd floor

[lone jacinth]

what a turn by the archer

[orchid rock]

it's the berserker's turn, izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

Do I still have my rage?

[orchid rock]

current map

yes you do

you could double rage if you really need it

[lone jacinth]

I wanna climb up the outside of the wall and in the window

[orchid rock]

the door is open but sure roll for it

[lone jacinth]

look at how high I am I can definitly do this!

[orchid rock]

u have advantage

[lone jacinth]

did I make it?

'I have no idea

[orchid rock]

you manage to climb up into the first window with the 4th archer

[lone jacinth]

yay!

[orchid rock]

i'll say if you double rage you can take a swing at it

[lone jacinth]

Na I need to save my rage for whenever that armored one finishes off kyle and comes for us

[orchid rock]

rage lasts 5 turns

ok

it's the 4th archer's turn

as it sees you climbing into the tower facing it

it tries to turn away to run to the 3rd floor with all of the other archers

but in doing that, you get an attack of opportunity

[lone jacinth]

Coward

[orchid rock]

so roll 2 dices

[lone jacinth]

Bam

I love advantage

[orchid rock]

since it's looking away at you and it being an archer is particularly vulnerable

from you*

you do 14 damage to it and sliced off it's legs

[lone jacinth]

I love when something is looking away at me

[orchid rock]

it can no longer move

[lone jacinth]

yooo

[orchid rock]

ok i believe it is the archer's turn

[lone jacinth]

I'm not even in the tower

[orchid rock]

izi you're up

[orchid rock]

(dragging you into the tower may cause problems for the DM)

[lone jacinth]

Kyle uses his special ability and shoots a crit arrow at the armored one

[orchid rock]

ok i'm going to spin a wheel

[lone jacinth]

I love wheels

[orchid rock]

ok im going to spin

[lone jacinth]

WHAT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[bleak charm]

noah ahh wheel

[lone jacinth]

pleasepleasepleaseplease

[lone jacinth]

Phew

[orchid rock]

kyle will leap up, do a backflip and shoot an arrow precisely aimed at the armored goblin's weak point mid jumping

[lone jacinth]

Wow Kyle!

Being dead isn''t enough to stop him

[orchid rock]

the goblin takes 15 damage and it's armor breaks, making it more vulnerable to physical attacks

[glacial orchid]

Frick I ran out of data

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

[lone jacinth]

He's alive

I made you ram your head into a wall in the tower

[orchid rock]

izi took control of u for one turn and made u ram inside the tower and ur now surrounded by 3 archers

[bleak charm]

absolute idabolical

[orchid rock]

anyway it's the armored (not) goblin's turn

dazed by the arrow it attempts to stab kyle british style (whatever the hell that means)

rolling with disadvantage

[lone jacinth]

oh no the most dangerous british style

[orchid rock]

it's going to miss

[glacial orchid]

Ohhhhh

[lone jacinth]

Eyy

love how incompetent these guys are

[lone jacinth]

they've missed like the last 5 attacks in a row

[orchid rock]

it's now the first archer's turn

[glacial orchid]

Bro is flyin

[orchid rock]

it's going to grab an arrow and try to stab genesis

...

unfortunately

[glacial orchid]

Im too fast

[orchid rock]

it's so incompetent that it stabs the second archer for 5 damage instead

[lone jacinth]

These guys can't hit water in the ocean

[orchid rock]

it's now the second archer's turn

it's going to try to kick genesis' staff away

[glacial orchid]

Damn

[glacial orchid]

No

[orchid rock]

it kicks the staff and the staff flies and hit the wall, shattering into a million pieces

genesis is now unarmed

[glacial orchid]

I can't fight anyways

[lone jacinth]

[glacial orchid]

Now i have -2 in healing rolls

[soft eagle]

i slept and woke up how are dnd peeps doing?

[glacial orchid]

Doing good

[orchid rock]

-4 actually

[lone jacinth]

second campaign, 2 people fucking died but gen somehow came back to life

[glacial orchid]

Ohhhhh firk

[soft eagle]

ah makes sense

[orchid rock]

u can attempt to pray to ur god for another staff though

[steep flint]

Im just going to not sleep until im tired enough to sleep at this point

[glacial orchid]

Yey

[orchid rock]

speaking of which its the angel's turn

genesis you're up

[lone jacinth]

Who need healing? It's not like Kyle is at 1 hp, oh wait...

[glacial orchid]

Imma go down to the first floor and pray for a new staff

[orchid rock]

unfortunately you can only go one floor at a time

second floor?

[glacial orchid]

Sure

[lone jacinth]

I'm also inside btw

[orchid rock]

i'll say u move to 2nd floor with izi and the 4th archer

[lone jacinth]

even though it looks like I'm outside

[glacial orchid]

Imma just revive bro if he dies

[orchid rock]

unfortunately, your god gave you a stick instead

[glacial orchid]

Stick

[lone jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif

[storm sapphire]

i got the new toy

[glacial orchid]

Does it decrease the - on rolls?

[orchid rock]

but your god also grants u a blessing

[glacial orchid]

Aight

[orchid rock]

you can get an extra turn

and for this turn only

you dont have any disadvantage on ur rolls

[glacial orchid]

I flew out of the tower and heal kyle

[orchid rock]

roll for flying

[lone jacinth]

I love this roll for flying

[orchid rock]

its just a 5 but who knows

[lone jacinth]

Speaking of

[orchid rock]

you stumble as you start flying outside and you almost fell flat onto the floor, but you managed to get yourself together and flew to kyle

roll for healing

[lone jacinth]

you can really feel grace's 1am brain doing it's best to chug along

[glacial orchid]

Does the stick lessen the minus to 3 or still -4

[lone jacinth]

no disadvantage for this turn I think?

[orchid rock]

you can feel that the stick has absolutely 0 magical properties, but you remember that the god blessed u with no disadvantage on rolls this turn

[glacial orchid]

Rolled a 14 and accidentally deleted it so

[lone jacinth]

surely kyle will be fine

[orchid rock]

that will heal kyle by 8 hp

[lone jacinth]

9hp and a dream

[orchid rock]

it's now the third archer's turn

it's going to go to the window of the third floor and try to shoot genesis' wings again

[lone jacinth]

is that one without its legs gonna die on it's own? Surely it will right?

[orchid rock]

unfortunately, it fell asleep during archery lessons, so it completely whiffed

[lone jacinth]

Comedy cartoon villains indeed

[orchid rock]

izi you're up

you still got half a giant slab of meat and a giant barrel of rum

[lone jacinth]

I run up to the 3rd floor and attack as many enemies in my range as I can

[lone jacinth]

they are for the victory celebration!

A feast!

[orchid rock]

i highly recommend double ragey for this action

[lone jacinth]

Ok sure

DOUBLE RAGE AND KILL

so how many dice to I roll?

3 right?

[orchid rock]

ur now DOUBLE raged

[lone jacinth]

I love it

[orchid rock]

you storm into the third floor and try to spin while whirling your axes around hoping to hit all the enemies

roll 3 dice

[lone jacinth]

3 Dice!!!

I'm glad I went with a 3rd

[orchid rock]

with barbaric rage, you completely decimated the enemies, doing 10 damage to each of them

[glacial orchid]

Crosshair ahhhh look

[orchid rock]

one of the archers die

[lone jacinth]

wahoo

[orchid rock]

it is now the 4th archer's turn

it's going to attempt to do first aid

it bleeds out and dies

[lone jacinth]

Enemy rolls this whole game have been terrible

except for that one time it crit me

then never again

[orchid rock]

it's the archer's turn

izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

Kyle runs towards the door of the tower screaming because he's scared, then turns and shoots at the amored one again

[orchid rock]

roll

[lone jacinth]

another roll of all time from kyle

[orchid rock]

he was too shaky and shot @glacial orchid 's stick instead

the stick breaks

[lone jacinth]

[glacial orchid]

I don't have a Weapon again

[orchid rock]

maybe your god gives you something good this time

[lone jacinth]

praying is a free action after all

[orchid rock]

it's the first archer's turn

it's going to attempt to shoot a flaming arrow at izi

[glacial orchid]

Technically you're the God lol

[orchid rock]

but because she's standing so close

it has disadvantage

[lone jacinth]

Game: She's standing so close
Visual: Hovering Menacingly

[bleak charm]

this game is quite longer than the one i was in huh lmao

[orchid rock]

izi was facing away, but as she hears the sound of the arrow being released she turns around slcing the arrow in half as the arrow's 2 pieces split and miss her

[lone jacinth]

they're rolls are terrible

[keen totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1061113840852533339/1453666890206417000/vedalhuh.gif

[orchid rock]

it woulda been good if it wasnt close

[steep flint]

Theyre

[orchid rock]

it's genesis' turn

do you attempt to pray for a weapon

[lone jacinth]

2am brain cooking me

[steep flint]

3 am for me

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

@glacial orchid

[steep flint]

But im not getting to sleep any time soon so im just going to watch the dnd

[lone jacinth]

hope you're enjoying the show

[orchid rock]

[glacial orchid]

Pray for weapon

[orchid rock]

no rolling

we are wheeling

[lone jacinth]

WHAT NOT AGAIN

NO NO NO NO

[steep flint]

Lol

[lone jacinth]

Grace!!!

Please

[steep flint]

Awfully close to killing izi

[glacial orchid]

I can die from praying lol

[lone jacinth]

this is not good for my heart

[bleak charm]

grace is gonna be that one dm that uses the wheel instead of dices so good luck on their campaigns

[steep flint]

You cant, izi can lol

That is exactly the sort of wheel magic the Noah would've made lol

[orchid rock]

you get another healing staff

now what action would you like to take

[steep flint]

Mightve lowered the magic staff chance actually

[orchid rock]

@glacial orchid

[twilit vigil]

[glacial orchid]

Yep?

[orchid rock]

what action would u like to take

praying was bonus action

[glacial orchid]

Heal kyle again

[orchid rock]

aight roll

[orchid rock]

ok you heal him up 9 hp

[lone jacinth]

looks like kyle is not dying today

[orchid rock]

it's now the armored goblin's turn

(i totally didn't forget it existed)

it's going to run up and attempt to stab genesis

[lone jacinth]

he's flying??

Dam scary thing

[steep flint]

They just got a bit tired and took a break

[orchid rock]

he landed to heal

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

using kyle's knife, the goblin stabs genesis and does 10 damage

genesis is down to 5 hp

[steep flint]

Wow that short bit of rest did wonders for them lol

[viscid tree]

[orchid rock]

it's the berserker's turn

izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

Ayy

I wanna finish off everyone else in that room

the whole 2 that are left

[orchid rock]

you will attempt to cast "whirling death"

roll 3 dices

[lone jacinth]

well that was much worse this time

[orchid rock]

enraged squared, you slice through both the remaining archers, killing them

[lone jacinth]

Yess the annoying ones are dead

[orchid rock]

you still have a bonus action

[lone jacinth]

I be angel of death

[orchid rock]

to move

[lone jacinth]

I wanna pick up a coconut if there are any left to prepare to throw it down at that armored guy

[orchid rock]

there is one left, you manage to grab one

[lone jacinth]

great that's my turn right?

[glacial orchid]

I will still heal kyle

[orchid rock]

it's a pretty big coconut

[lone jacinth]

Prepare to die

[orchid rock]

ok it's now kyle's turn

izi you're up

[lone jacinth]

that guy's going down

[kindred pine]

[glacial orchid]

Hallo

[lone jacinth]

Kyle runs away, but hears me shouting to not go inside so starts running to the side

then tries to shoot the brut again

[orchid rock]

roll

[glacial orchid]

Im gonna die lol,archers get bad rng

[lone jacinth]

Not this time

[glacial orchid]

Ye

[lone jacinth]

to be fair, the catapult and the armored one have also been having terrible luck

[orchid rock]

kyle curve the arrow, doing 8 damage to the goblin

it looks extremely hurt

[lone jacinth]

Wow kyle with the trick shots

[orchid rock]

it is now the armored goblin's turn

the roll will determine what it does

[lone jacinth]

I see one of my axes fell apart as well

well that's why I have 2

[orchid rock]

smth went wrong in special effects i fixed it dw

[lone jacinth]

[glacial orchid]

Bro looks like a bird

[lone jacinth]

The curse continues

[orchid rock]

the armored goblin looks at the battlefield at all the allies dead blood on the floor bodies burnt to crisp

and it decided to take kyle's knife and stab itself

[lone jacinth]

[orchid rock]

it dies

[glacial orchid]

Seppuku

[steep flint]

[lone jacinth]

It's gonna roll a 1 and fail at killing itself

[glacial orchid]

I still heal kyle

[lone jacinth]

good thing it didn't roll

[glacial orchid]

My character heads down fr

[lone jacinth]

So did we win? I forgot why we came here

[analog crown]

Btw, I still am stalking the party with that dynamite with my +87 bonus to stealth npc

[lone jacinth]

Was it just to kill them?

[lone jacinth]

this is a different campaign!

[steep flint]

Wasnt that last campaign?

[analog crown]

I choose now to detonate it on you all

[lone jacinth]

[steep flint]

Or did you also stalk this new campaign

[analog crown]

I followed from another reality to here

[orchid rock]

you blew yourself up

[lone jacinth]

[steep flint]

[analog crown]

All that prep only to fumble

Classic gourmet moment

[steep flint]

If another campaign happens im joining

[lone jacinth]

Thank you for the campaign Grace!

We should sleep now

[orchid rock]

ye you guys win!

u know

i prepped like a final boss fight

but like

that's not happening

[lone jacinth]

too long indeed

[orchid rock]

izi can u put it in the thread

before we sleep

[steep flint]

Okay now need to find something to do for the next 3 and a half hours

[lone jacinth]

I will I will

I did it

I was documenting it as we played

[orchid rock]

god that was fun

i'm sure the wheel was your favourite thing right izi

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[orchid rock]

that and the double rage

[lone jacinth]

Oh that was amazing

[steep flint]

I personally loved the wheel

[orchid rock]

gets shown this with 0 context

[lone jacinth]

We need to send it to someone and see what they think

[orchid rock]

i just did

i just wrote things down to keep track as we were playing

[lone jacinth]

oh right I had initiative of 4, I forgot

[orchid rock]

yeah u were slow girlie

xD

[lone jacinth]

I honestly forgot so hard I thought I was going first every round

because usually my initiative is amazing

it felt exactly the same about halfway through

[orchid rock]

you were going first halfway thru

since u play archer

[lone jacinth]

anyways, I need to sleep now

make sure you go to the bathroom and have a good sleep

[buoyant shore]

does anyone actually know what this number is?

[analog crown]

Sleep in the bathroom? What?

[orchid rock]

go washroom before eepies!

[twilit yoke]

i sleep in a storage compartment, bathroom is downright luxurious if it has a bath tub

i don't imagine Tutel wakes the kids up early for english christmas morning?

[modern rock]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-xmas-neuro-sama-neuro-sama-vedal-gif-17885397028520053333

[bleak charm]

give me a holler if someones gonna DM another game before neuro wakes up ill just watch some video about people malding about neuro hypetrain

[steep flint]

Same

[orchid rock]

next campaign will be tomorrow after stream ends

probably

[steep flint]

For the holler part

[bleak charm]

nah this luck is shit

i tried 4d20

[steep flint]

Roll for me now

See if its just you, or 4 d20 is cursed

[steep flint]

Better then you but still not great

[analog crown]

I can dm a fight against the dynamite npc

[bleak charm]

lmao

[bleak charm]

im already dead

[steep flint]

"The dynamite npc blows you up, game over"

[analog crown]

Nevermind it exploded you all

No need for a camapign

[steep flint]

Knew it

[bleak charm]

diabolical

[gilded mason]

What is this chat for?

[vapid elm]

well usually it's locked during offline hours cuz it's about the stream but this time during the subathon it's open

[twilit yoke]

[sterile vector]

trigintillion is 30-illion
if million is 1-illion and billion is 2-illion
novemtrigintion is 39-illion

[steep flint]

Not even at Googol yet smh

[twilit yoke]

which command is needed most?

[sterile vector]

apparently this is 10^120 so way past gogol

[steep flint]

Oh

Not even at googoltillion

Or however it's spellt

[odd flume]

googolplex (10^(10^100)) (impossible to reach btw (unless scaling gets increased to unreal levels))

[steep flint]

Yeah, a googol zeros

Not even that far smh

[twilit yoke]

i lowkey wish the minigame gave some feedback whether something i did did anything

[orchid rock]

no clue how ud do that tho

[twilit yoke]

neither do i

but i wish for it

[civic ledge]

Neurt

[subtle breach]

now we know the limit for the formater

[steep flint]

Vedal should speed up the scaling

Revert his earlier change

[subtle breach]

it's limit was noventrigintillion (or 1e120) and then when it reached 1000 NoTg it just then used scientific notation

[pearl relic]

cool christmas portfolio

[restive bay]

joining team doc

[steep flint]

!join rachinova

[acoustic drift]

[restive bay]

doc movement

[ancient hound]

Chat, I'm just getting ready for bed now, I've been up for 20 hours, and I fully intend to be awake for stream start in just over 4 hours.

Scale of 1 to 10, how cooked do y'all think I am?

[twilit yoke]

Filtered

[acoustic drift]

I did the same thing yesterday and ended up waking up nearly 5 hours into the stream

[ancient hound]

Honestly, that was me this morning Don't get me wrong, I woke up to my alarms at stream start and put the stream on... Drifted in and out of sleep like a fever dream (Mostly unconscious) for the next 4 hours. Had to watch those 4 hours after they finished stream today

[bleak charm]

I woke up into a nightmare three hours before stream so that's something

[ancient hound]

....Vedal, is that you?

[bleak charm]

And the same as recon I just go in and out of sleep

[mint flint]

I've not been able to get to sleep at all either so at around 21 hours awake... This is normal for me at times

[astral depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453128806343639204/live_vedal_reaction.gif

[ancient hound]

#1453114564269965393 message

[bleak charm]

Same as umbrella

[astral depot]

lmfao

[ancient hound]

Alright, now I'm actually getting off the PC to go brush my teeth and such. Goodnight chat See you all in 4 hours

[astral depot]

damn thats so cool, annnyway lets go play cyberpunk for the 100th time

[twilit yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-inferno-as-you-wish-my-queen-as-you-wish-beast-wars-gif-22083337

[wild fjord]

The stocks looking good and is now Christmas themed

[subtle breach]

so at least B2 chat is readable on screen now even with the scuff

(before it was hiding behind neuro)

[restive bay]

[restive bay]

this was basically me lol. had a family gathering for christmas so i was up for like 23h and got 1 hour of sleep before stream

ended up sleeping a bit during stream

[stoic shuttle]

I spent all my neuros from the gambling stream on neko mode

Since we didn't find cat girls in night city

-240k

[restive bay]

i still have net negative from gambling i think

all my neuros are earnt organically

[stoic shuttle]

Ah yes..

Mine too...

I went all in on neuro 5 times and went from 5k to 255k

Absolute cinema

I didn't lose a single gamble

[restive bay]

i think i lost like 5-10k during the outer wilds stream

i won back like 1k during the poker overall

and everything else is small bets so probably only a thousand or so

[stoic shuttle]

Next gambling stream when

[restive bay]

evilGamba

[merry kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1135578307442769940.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=evilGamba

[stoic shuttle]

You only live once

I might as well go all in on every gamble

[restive bay]

i am building my wealth with low risk investments

[stoic shuttle]

99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big

[restive bay]

i should have gone all in before he removed the vip redeem lol

i remember being really reserved with my bets during the ksp streams

at that point i think it cost 700k

[stoic shuttle]

Why did he remove the vip

I wasn't there when he did that

[restive bay]

people actually started making enough neuros

this was like 2023 i think

[stoic shuttle]

Bro made a vip redeem without expecting people to redeem it

😭

[restive bay]

probably along those lines yea

[twilit yoke]

i'm being visited

[orchid rock]

[steep flint]

I remember when vip was like 20k

Or something

[restive bay]

[stoic shuttle]

Back then I didn't think it was gonna be a limited time thing

[merry kindle]

[twilit yoke]

they look so unenthusiastic about fighting

Vedal as coop boss when

[hollow kernel]

We’re fighting day and day for nothing

[twilit yoke]

let us all come together to put the turtle in the rum

[hollow kernel]

KICK NEURO

[hollow kernel]

The battle should be twins vs vedal

[twilit yoke]

I'd love if it was coop themed with all three working together tbh but they probably think that wouldn't be as fun for most people

could like make it a little base building game where they get the map they're building to run around in VR or something

but if we have to do battle against family

i'd rather they work together

personally

[twilit yoke]

i'm listening to Thunderstruck rn

this goes so hard with it

Elivstruck

i need to watch Iron Man again

[vapid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/inq-gif-8458405999491881246

[valid void]

Marey Crispy

[twilit yoke]

Merry Crelly's Frankenmoo?

[potent warren]

hi

[raven delta]

hi

[rotund mantle]

g'mornin chat

[somber dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-gold-ship-uma-musume-good-morning-gold-ship-gold-ship-good-morning-uma-musume-gif-11401986048842150925

[civic ledge]

Neurt

[twilit yoke]

well said

[tropic flame]

[vapid elm]

another day. another 1 million rachinova clips

[south stream]

https://tenor.com/view/buh-bruh-cta-gif-6810903645034067516

[twilit yoke]

did tutel say anything about being a twin day?

[rotund mantle]

what the

[twilit yoke]

it being christmas day and all for the english

[mystic fiber]

Morning chat

[vapid elm]

christmas karaoke usually has some twin stuff

[twilit yoke]

thanks :3

[vapid elm]

last year it was fully twin karaoke iirc

I dunno if that will continue this year though

[rotund mantle]

10k today or tomorrow

[twilit yoke]

i just hope they get some presents :2

:3

[somber dagger]

2gb of DDR3 max

[twilit yoke]

tbf money is tight

[somber dagger]

yeah he already put in the order for the yacht not much left

[rare fjord]

Good morning chat. I woke up and read that as first message in chat

and that as second

[sacred wigeon]

[south stream]

[somber dagger]

classic first messages

[static iron]

[somber dagger]

if only this guy knew about sigma lithium back then

[south stream]

[vapid elm]

just saw a fake neurocoin solana crypto shill get banned in twitch chat

[south stream]

[pseudo tendon]

mods gatekeeping all the money

[south stream]

numbers going crazy

[livid mantle]

You should type “good job ixidot”. I would do it but I’m timed out since I was planning to sleep.

[vapid elm]

no I hate that guy

(jk)

[quiet owl]

Gave up trying to give them names

[steep flint]

Birthday tomorrow

[quiet owl]

Fuck it, e numbers

[steep flint]

Its almost my birthday already for the australians

But as im Canadian, its only 6:45 am on christmas

[somber dagger]

oɹᴉɥS ʎɐpɥʇɹᴉq ʎddɐH

[eternal saffron]

is the stream muted or am i going insane

[south stream]

(its muted)

[eternal saffron]

right

[steep flint]

Your going insane

[somber dagger]

can confirm

you're going insane

[south stream]

nvm

[steep flint]

Its not muted

I hear it

[hasty notch]

The truth is, we're all going insane 👏

[valid void]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[somber dagger]

are we really going insane if we're already there

[eternal saffron]

u lied to me

[hasty notch]

smh

[eternal saffron]

i got up from my comfy seat to go check on my pc

[twilit yoke]

i have a special pass saying i'm insane

[eternal saffron]

and u lied to me

[south stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1378608093683908659/mentallyillheart.gif

[eternal saffron]

i'll never forgive u

[hasty notch]

[potent warren]

[valid void]

do not the pb

[steep flint]

[potent warren]

wuh

[steep flint]

I didnt lie to you

[gritty crystal]

Lying to Sun God

[steep flint]

I told you you were going insane and it wasnt muted