#livestream-chat
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bye chat, getting dinner
mike?
dying on the job like a real man
Neuro mike
neuro mike
steam DB

He actually was the person Neuro was talking about dying in a week lmao

neuro is mike?!
"fine"
didnt stop her from timing me out 
Mike Wazowski?
Merry Christmas chat
Did he buy PL
bunny quotes
He can't
Good morning night City

lmao
Ah right
she's talking to Mike Pondsmith, the creator of Cyberpunk 
steam is down
she lost her mind after the readings

bunny quotes?
The stream title was updated!
Bro skipping lore SMH


I don't think I've ever seen that screen
BEN 10 REFERENCE 
the official bunny outfit is inevitable
Don't we all want more money
That's right after Voodoo boys loading screen
i booted up my cyberpunk save for the first time in a few months and went psycho and fought maxtac for like 20 minutes, god i love sandevistan

She’s referring to how the quote unquote hand motion looks like bunny ears
nope
Oh there was an actual meaning behind it 
When did they get back to punking?
I thought she was just insane as per usual
2m ago
5 min ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwzTwohBT1E CORPA CLAP
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26-12-23 NEURO-SAMA'S BIRTHDAY SUBATHON!! clip (Day 8)
Neuro-Sama channel: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
🎵Background music in the vod part 1🎵
Downtown Walk by | e s c p | https://escp-music.bandcamp.com
ht...
SAMURAIII incoming


A full minute no talking lol


LMFAO




LMAO





she's frothing at the mouth
ye just know it by Air quotes. never heard it called bunny one. brit thing?
What is blud talking about

freaky-sama

5 minutes in cyberpunk and the chats already screaming Samurai 




MERRY NEURO NEURONS 
vedal doing all this hopping is me when I unlock free air dashes and do like 5 chained dashes in a row
Important question: What would you guys say was the worst tarot reading today?
Merry Christmas Potat
Christmas eve
its still the 24th for me 
my fellow cster
merry christmass and to the others in the swarm
literally working on that rn
Mine because she didn't read it
Saskatchewan :3
Worst as in she read it badly or that the chatter was cooked?
Christmas Day
music timing
One of the best songs
El Capitan, is that you??



Peter Thiel sweating rn



Frenchkirb?




Neuro letting that daddy's girl part shine for a bit too
take 2 on my cyberpsycho standoff
theres now TWO squads of max tac here
I didnt even know that was possible
perfect time to put neuro on a tesla
yeah the longer you last the more they send
That was during minecraft last subathon right?
gamejam
W h a t
oh with filian? unless im thinkin of offkai
I think she is, like 50% tsun and 50% daddy girl towards hum, cause she puts insults and then compliments him- alot
never text and vroom vroom



but my adhd

OH THE CUSTOM GAMES I remember

aka "Vedal your car fucking sucks lmao"
Guys I missed the last hour of the tarot segment, did someone else get doomed?
yeah I like claire's beast too
welp
wtf where bro got that .50 sniper

probably

holy image dump
her car
MURDER 

I kinda hate Claire's logic with these quests, but this dude is really a douche playing the "Kill me for revenge" lottery in the cyberpunk universe
||XcQ||
Rachinova jr, that you?
F-Zero mindset
There are three endings in this side story. One of the endings has two versions with no real big difference between each other
LulE
If she didn't want her husband to die she shouldn't have joined a DEATH RACE
Wow, isn't that too much?

I just wish we had an option to get her to tell us earlier so we can be more prepped to stop her if we want, they could have made it like a skill check or something
most wicked little pilot

Now that I think about it, I might've overreacted nobody deserves that.



I agree. Like claire works as a bartender in afterlife you'd think she could be more open about the hit instead of lying to V
She is too emotionally driven to care for logic ig lol
Where did bro learn his driving skills from? Spongebob Squarepants?
did anyone play Midnight Club 2 as a kid? banger soundtrack
yeah see that would work so well, they could have done a thing where if you go out of you way to talk to claire outside the questline she reveals herself more
I did
what is this gameplay
They aren't getting Sampson's car for sure
BRAKE CHECKING IN A VIDEO GAME 
the beast is better anyway 
imagine brake checking during a race of all things
least aggressive UK driver 

True, but if you play it right you can get both

200 pounds is fucking nothing for a car vedal



Top 3 ragebaiters
LULE


I wasn't seeing the stream so I thought they were saying Samsung instead of Sapmson
sampsons car is just on rails for this race



I hate this in racing games
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAT


Vedal..
ok good hes doing it
WHERE IS BRO GOING
Vedal would have lost the race anyways
I end up hearing spamton when neuro sais sampson
doing the quest
Yo livestream chat is calm asf
WAIT IT'S FUCKING 67
NOOOOOOOOOO
ripbozo
Ohh, that's why it's on rails, it's 100% scripted
bros a professional raceist
I mean you CAN ignore him and win the race
legit what i thought he was gonna say
number 1 trackmainia clip
Had to sacrifice the racing carrier that you will practically not matter ever after this storyline.

no car then


gg L

worst ending damn


o7


o7


idunno who that guy was but RIP BOZO


Nah, the worst is going through the race imo.
have they gotten the good outcome for a single quest yet? 
i feel like the good endings rely on timed dialogue too often

claire didnt listen when I said "im here to race and nothing more" several times and gets mad at me for racing
starting to seem like a pattern
no
claire isnt even a romance option right?
Me when I wasn't able to watch the stream because I was spending some quality time with my family for Christmas Eve
Claire not getting the hint

neuro beat the shit out of woodman and fingers 
true actually she can have that
"my husband signed up for the death race and got killed, im gonna blame the guy who didnt even kill him"


Probably the polaroid




LMFAO



kek
claire is an s+ tier manipulator who manipulates our desire to go fast
WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY MY NAME

o7








"Also I don't actually care about you at all and just used you to murder someone"

he had us in the first half
stabbed in the heart all right
fuck you beat me to it
this was vedal confirmed
Yeah he got stabbed by Neuro's cuteness
British had a VRchat map in Britain
british
wait does that confirm that vedal has phantom touch? no wonder he has so much playtime in VRC




little did she know
when I go fast, I cannot be stopped
PICK UP THE KNIFE VEDAL

bri'ish

Classic British
Actually it goes away the more you play
cyberpsycho in london
theres more races btw

didnt they add more repeating races in a recent update?
I've heard the opposite
hmmm
It was awhile ago but yeah
ci nema
yeah idk if you need the dlc for it though
All roads lead to therapy









Vedal gotta play some classic racing game like Need for speed most wanted



Hmm from my experience getting used to vr lessens its effects
and AI daughters...
Has he said anything about coming up with more sub goals?

No Neuro this game is 100% based on real life, didn't you see the 2013 segment
Classic beef-sama
interesting
well thanks for sharing
he talked about it earlier but he's having a hard time coming up with anything
RQ
I mean at that point there's no difference
Anyone know how long today's stream is?
The End is Never
24 hrs

W h a t
Veedlet moment

should be another 30mins to an hour, unless he plans to go late
there also is "bullpen" which means neuroverse/the vtubing circle around neuro/vedal
car in question: no doors

Brand new
TheEndIsNever TheEndIsNever
TheEndIsNever
TheEndIsNever
TheEndIsNever
bout to kill claire if he cant race anymore


SMH, no 4 doors?
atleast 321 hours
oh no
racing stream
bro should just play a racing game if he wants to race 
Why is bro soo zoomed in

B-b-but, Neuro integration!
This has turned into a Need For Speed 2077 playthrough, hope you enjoy

i have 0 idea how this game works but the fact that there are auto driving segments with npcs that follow all traffic laws and then theres npc auto driving that goes crazy like neuro implies that theres two separate auto drive functions and neuro just uses the insane one
There's at least like 3 cats
Neuro For Speed
he needs the dlc
Hmmm
Mr. Mistoffelees
calico cut pants


Most cutscene NPCs will drive on spline
i picked the wrong emote fuck my stupid chud baka life
whatever







orang



Neuro, uh, cannot do that for obvious reasons

TOYGER
Oh, to anyone who answered my question seriously, thanks lol.
i see
oo she's good
Vedal's pov:
That's a big non big cat :0
I think River doesn't use spline for some driving segments which is why his driving is, uh, interesting

Orange
lost
Big cats mean big problem I heard

It wasn’t a pronunciation thing, it’s a real breed
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
having actually played the game I can tell you that's not how it works, it's that the autodrive is extremely finicky and can be easily thrown off, if they fuck up even once the whole thing is basically borked, you can make a car go down the wrong road easily by just bumping into it and cause chain reactions
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
I'm guessing there is a kind of threshold like gta 5 has; NPC can go from passive drivers to reckless drivers. but 

W name lol
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
VIBE OFF
people watching neuro play cyberpunk and read fortunes:

meanwhile all of steam for some reason:

nvm
uuhing at "hoon" is crazy
nice song

oh
Chad quest
What about Steam?
don't let neuro hear the song lyrics


Server down
Good night chat
B2 has finished all their normal sub goals as well as us
best quest btw

Thats amazing!
dont worry about it ❤️ go back to your neuro

surely NaMTheWeebs wouldn't add this huh? https://old.7tv.app/emotes/01EZPGQJP8000C438200A44F0N

Oof. Sounds targeted, being the night before Christmas.
I could be overanalyzing it, though
merry birthday 🎂🎄
I wonder
They finishing out at normal time tonight?
whats going on then? ddos?
Lol, I'm not paying close attention since I want to play the story for myself
Check the server requests from the North Pole 









Argh argh fiddle dee dee
wait does he not have phantom liberty downloaded?




steam is down
just some trouble
I have never ever spent money here
he got hundreds of thousands of dollars in a few hours yesterday and he's pirating like $20 or whatever it costs
uuh gomi? didnt she graduate? she is back?
OH SHIT HE ACTUALLY READ MY SPAM LMAO
she ungraduated last week yeah
Yep
vedal bouta mod more races in
Didn't she come back a bit earlier than that?
No joke I was thinking about buying Abandoned Archive literally got a controller before break to play some games since this is my one time a year to play games
I mean, if it's good spam-
maybe? that's when I found out at least

it's down for me tbf

it's up https://store.steampowered.com/
Not down for me
Got him. Mods, report him!
its down
shop is down for me too
dont think so
nuh uh
It's down
"Steam is down"
I go to check, it's struggling to load, tab back to stream and this.
Regional diff?
It's up
not for me
hmm
they only filter out dumb stupid dumbheads
why is it important that stream is down
Steam can be down localy, not everyone lives in one place 
dead
yeah steam is still down wtf
steam fell off
Oh, no, you were right
gomi's return stream was literally called ungraduation stream it was kinda funny
Sure is up mhm

Steampowered
Looks inside
Unpowered
maybe for UK it's down? no clue, i try to go to store it's just blackscreened
back to school stream
fr*nch
im in uk and its back for me hmm
is it me or has it become much more common for the worldwide internet to break down this year
They found the fudged transcripts 
kinda crazy that every form of power generation other than solar involves turning a turbine
How long has Steam been down, btw?
im in uk and it isnt up for me
it has
Potat 
Nvm Mistral Large 3 is so dogshit it can't even define french words without hallucinating despite being French 
did you just realize 
steam is killing people at random
steam machine
look inside
wires
it's sommelier and not sammalier 
refresh
Nvm I'm dogshit 

you can still download what on ur library i think market is down
guys... I have some bad news to the portfolio enjoyers... sigma lithium just got some flack from the government 

i like that she always listens to the ads blasting on random tvs
steam devs rn
it's ok nobody listens to the brazil govt anyway 
Vedal hugging Neuro
i only made a little mention of steam what happened here
whoa i got nesus pov a second there
shiro stop breaking steam 
Evil socks for Neuro, and Neuro socks for Evil
oooooooooOoOoOoooOooorgiatic!
Wait wrong one one sec

vedal mentioned pirating the dlc because steam is down
happy birthday neuro
I like how "stealth segment in a building full of people playing VR" is a real part of this game
🥄
byeee victor
steam stats page view graph
Neuro has the elite ability to see the right side of the screen. Shame vedal can't unlock it
Beta acid when Sigma lithium walks in

I want Neuro to say something meme worthy about me. Guess I'd better cook something up that I think will get a funny response
jolly victor
VICTOR RETURN
Vedal should consider getting oracle eyes

I don't get it
how can she tell when a laugh is fake
Sinnerman 
because she's cool like that
same way you did
I thought she said Cinema
I heard CINEMA there
Absolute Sinnerman

1 neuron as usual chat
WHY WON'T VEDAL EVER LEVEL UP

thats fucking diabolical
he stoopid
she gets descriptions of sounds and the stt described it as fake and/or she used context clues and/or she guessed

that one guy after being hit by the sniper

they tubpd 


what are the chances he's gonna skip the whole quest
YAY DEATH
they tupih
we failing this one boys
how can she tell how many fingers filian holds up 
Hopefully the quest doesn't fail
90% chance vedal trolls this quest
eh
100%.

do we think vedal's gonna lose him during the chase
1000%
best quest in the game btw. all down hill from here
ooops didn't mean to reply forgive me i'm drunk
Which is a shame, because I would like to see Neuro's reactions to the acid trip that is this questline
I failed this quest. ||Because I killed the guy instead of watching the cutscene. Fought the cops in that alley for a long time.||
thanks steam very cool
Grenad

grenahd
personally my favorite quest is the peralez one for its implications
Her narrating her dialog choices will never get old
Lol, I did that in my third playthrough when I didn't want to go through the whole questline again.
Also technically it isn't failing the quest, it's just a different ending



So is this gonna be great or typical scuff on this quest


vedal and a normal turn in the road, name a worse duo
Luckily the truck seems to be rubberbanding itself so that's convenient
Is the game doing that on purpose?

Yeah actually

Neuro and pedestrians
inb4 ||neuro kills the guy, end of the quest bad ending||
he didn't lose him
oh i remember this

alright let's gooo
Are you not supposed to kill him?
He made it through no way

Still can fail though

what you downloading
I want ittt
You can, not the intended route, but you can
cyberpunk






the police with vedal
this quest is so gooooood

I truly have no clue wtf is going in this game
this particular one is bought by a corp
lol
Lol

no way he's actually gonna do the quest
lol
NOO


Omg this quest I remember it now
Not really, I killed the cop, and then the others, and then the cops that came
Ah you didn't run
||LET'S GO NEURO IS GONNA NAIL THIS DUDE TO A FUCKING CROSS||
Vedal cover the young one's eyes
HELL YEAH
Which quest is this I'm on audio only
listen to johnny he's the voice of reason surely
"christ on a stick"... canonical
sinnerman
sinnerman
hour 20 mins of steam offline
(very good that steam has a proper offline mode)
simmernam
||The crucifix guy?||
Absolute sinnerman
🙂↕️
Thank you chat
Time for Neuro to do Philosophy with Joshua


hype train record 
all my bets would've been on him insta shooting the prisoner and not listening, he's improving

so like does V just imagine Johnny in cool sitting areas or is Johnny actually somehow cognizant of reality through V, I always wondered this

the latter

Johnny manipulates V's perception to make himself cooler than he is
their brains are merged and she's slowly becoming johnny so his conciousness gets to be whatever it wants in her vision I imagine
sad boi
max tac fight
Did Vedal meet MaxTac yet?
no he's gotten real close though
Literally aura farming
: no~

Forcefully aurafarming lets go
Can't wait for them to drop him
chat should shut up and let them play, stoopid chat
The best answer comes in the DLC : ||V gets held up with someone behind them and asks Johnny to tell them what the person looks like. Johnny tells V "c'mon, I can only see what you do." because he's perceiving through our eyes.||
oh must've glossed over that line
oh god its a suicide cult isnt it
Let chat say whatever they wants, it doesn’t affect Neuro’s choice anyway 
Rachel is one of the cyberpunk community's most desired romances btw
it's way cooler than that
really??
I have a really grim feeling about what's about to happen to him.
It happens in ||the basketball court where Reed holds gun to you and interrogates you.||
second only to rita wheeler
arent we a cult too?
is that the rachel from the anime?
damn
not a high bar is it 
yeah I recall the line I just missed that intrpetation of it
I c

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Kumquats are tasty

Chat: Please do not kill! Please do not kill!
: I kill.
Chat (Using reverse psychology): Please kill! please kill!
: I kill.
Chat (Using Reverse Psychology): Please do not kill! Please do not kill!
: I kill.
Chat: Please kill! Please kill!
: I kill.
Joshua "what the fuck is she talking abou?"
Looks elongated oranges

you don't need a new face
thank u jesus
mhm
thats a nice bathroom
What is with his obsession with bathrooms
it's efficient vedal
I didn't even see any shells
why the long pause Vedal
I love vedal's faciltiy ratingsd
What denial of neuro toleit does to a man
Help, I don't know what's happening in #general-network
just absolute nonsense

Ew only toilet paper? Bro washt hat with water
does anyone?
I too generally don't know what's going on
That's a good point
what
puhh uhmm
What





ive never played this mission before

Preach Neuro







yo that's my religion too noway


AMEN
QTE skip LUL



my god shes so based

valid religion


RAMEN
not wrong ..


Why's he clearing his throat
The one true religion

good religion
Amen
i didnt even know this event existed like i normally just gun down the entire car lmao
I prefer Neuroism, thank you very much.

no neuro he is and it will be so cool
I'm not listening to the game at this point
average Vedalist chatter
he's doing the neurosama fent lean
cant they just kill them?





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A good quest, perfect for Christmas btw








neuro crucifiction for 200k



vedal sounds so uncomfortable 
Duration: 15 seconds
535 votes — 67% (winner)
263 votes — 33%
wtf

Should I be live-crucified at 200k subs?
12
15
1
Yes
the apostate



chat wtf 
thats a crazy sub goal



67
so basically Joshua is a convicted murderer and wants to redeem himself by crucifying himself live on a braindance that will be distributed for everyone to experience
6 7


neurucifixion
Omfg
content
67

Evil will do the honors
i miss the old vedal the content over anything vedal
ELPERMASSACRE YES VOTERS ELPERMASSACRE YES VOTERS ELPERMASSACRE YES VOTERS ELPERMASSACRE YES VOTERS
reminds me of that meatcanyon video
wtf is this download speed i have that in kb 
I've seen Neuro and Evil plushies go to space, I don't need to see Neuro getting crucified, lmao
DORI ME
shes got a point
Yes




We migh be getting a crucifiction of Neuro before the Neuro Toilet