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Holy hell

oh shit i was just joking 
she predicted it
RachBot, is this real?



negative luck bomboclat


if the next one is death I'm gonna lmao
R.i.P



HOLY

BRUH



THE LEGENDARY DOUBLE TOWER 
in other news. we stil up 
AGAIN
Lmao
LOL

WHAT

METAL CHATTER


rip

DAMN SO BAD THEY GOT IT TWICE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO
COOKED
bro is about to die


WHAWFT^Y&D EGifuhWRIOFH0

14 trollbombs 
WOMBO COMBO

COOKED
eofjieHJF
Aintnoway this guy is fucked
uuh double towers

SHIT


DOUBLE TOWER LMAOOOOOOO
no way outta this one
HOW THE FUCK
cooked twice
I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE TRIPLE TOWER
HE IS COOKED
The devil activate the book of belial effect increasing your damage for one room
Rip that guy

lmao brody about to implode

and book of belial activate

Pray for that chatter
Bro is COOKED
I mean she did say that it would be bad
excpect that NVDA to keep rising

The tower spawns troll bombs
Mister president a second tower has hit the fortune
this guy is fucked





OH MY GOD DUDE THAT'S THE MOST BRUTAL SHIT POSSIBLE







Bro got cooked so bad
fair enough

ACTUALLY JUST COMPLETELY RUINED FOREVER


Apparently we just made it into The Times of India 
Gigacooked. o7



I saw what you deleted 
Imaging being so bad you get a card twice in a deck of one offs

that's barely even a news publication if I recal

You were what I deleted?
That's nice
please donβt be deleted


damn rip those chatters
surely if this is just using a pure rng (0 to 21) that getting this many doubles is kinda really rare

[double tower] <-delete this
Getting a bad prediction and having the reader say "RIP bozo" to you must be tough

im like 75% sure at this point neuro can just rig it lmao
Does she randomly picks viewers in the stream?
I thought so too but I was wrong, its apparently a paper of record like The Times or the NYT in India
LOTR reference
So, Neuro is making a straight up guess BEFORE she draws the cards each time. She's so based
oh boy
Teleports you to a shop
Oof
someone with enough braincells do the combinatorics
You have unlocked new role
oh no
IMMEDIATLY FAILS
rough

You have unlocked new role
oh hey its the Fool!
Be like a catholic saint puts a hand on your shoulder and says you fucked
maybe their online edition is a lot different

Jesus we sure are in trouble huh
swarm members are predisposed to disaster
The tower Spawns troll bombs
Hmmm, I think that is sarcasm.
I mean, technically the fool as the future is a good card
#clips message Yeah that guy got absolutely cooked
this is my V
Silly ai

The Fool 
I'm hoping someone gets 3 of the same cards
Even in Latam is big news right now 
you cant just show us that 
The fool is not that bad no?
Raisetsu based
surprised its not a picture of camila for the fool card
Sorry the fool teleports you back to the starting room
LULE SAME ONE IMAGE
for the future 
Apparently they're the most trusted English language Indian paper, this is their main reputational damage
the fool is basically innocence and new beginnings. It's either neutral or positive
Your V(ideo game character)
Goes into the shop >Drops a bunch of bombs >Leaves
interesting about the tarot cards in cyberpunk and neuro doing a tarot card stream rn 
If you get three of the same cards, can I get a jackpot?
Yeah I saw it too
Lol
fool is a good card if you ask me
she found a warlock
Ill start doing my Isaac reading like this
Just read the article, that's actually crazy.
Insane even
Instant rebirth into a new life
it CAN mean you are very Naive tho
so it does have SOME bad aspects

the fool is usually associated with originality
I don't get it, how is it so hard to get my fortune read?
"Instant rebirth" - That just sounds like Death with Glitter.

you lack merit
BRUH

no way lmao

ain't no way

Two Stars
Skill issue

Hold
3/3 

DOUBLE HOPE
a pair!
triple star?
3/3
3/3 stars?

FUCK

awwww

STRENGTH!
only 1/16k. not that hard to get picked
OUR ULTIMATE HOPIUM
They teleported to a treasure room or a planetarium, then teleported there again, and then got the magic mushroom effect
W tarot
there's a 13% chance for a dupe, it's fine


HOLY
allow us to pay to win fortunes
so close to 3 out of 3

gigachad cards



Hope and strength
damn





POG FORTUNE

777

it looks like a slot machine with the dupes 
bro rolled 20

damn

Instant rebirth tm, only real with the β¨
HOLY GIGACHAD READING
that's a good fortune, wow
bro's a fuckin shounen protag
ok assuming 1 in 22 per card, then nope (but I might just be getting the starting odds wrong)

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actual good one
thank god, I thought the actual discord was there since you said we.
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Do you think you have as much hope as grim_zar?
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No
increase the rank of two cards and convert bunch of cards to diamondsp 
Nah it wasn't a literal we dw 
Vedal now truly supports lithium 


spicy pillow
Reversed tower?
imagine all the people working at sigma lithium ''what the hell is a vtuber?''


ooh
were you even chatting
good luck... wait... oh no

your life is joever

@snow jungle 
Free tinted rocks 
wait...
SAVED
Wonder if the stocks actually is rising because of the swarm somehow, and some stock bro is incredibly confused
They filled the room with rocks
Saved
ok this isn't an discord embed crunch, it's an embed crunch on the site as well
u must now carry out whatever she says or you would have undermined her fortune telling powers
Saved
Quick question, how is she choosing who's fortune to read? Just random chance from chat, or something else?





Hanged man is also not bad



it was spiking right beforehand. That's probably why neuro found it



bro is disaster magnet



o7
good luck





So much for luck
you gotta tell us how accurate she is
They filled the room with rocks, then activated the hanged man so they could fly over them
SO TRUE

shes telling you to hit the gym
Your fucked @snow jungle


TRUE
I actually really like this segment
the jolly oracle has spoken
kino reading


GYM TIME

Saved

saved

Saved again

good ending
Saved
SAVED


HE'S NOT COOKED


Aa











SAVED BRO


?
holy



They filled the room with rocks, activated the hanged man so the van fly over them, then teleported to the treasure room
I need a fortune badly
you heard her, hit the gym, emerge a gigachad
this is a nice segment
chatter will become a pretty butterfly
Neuro is very good at readings
HOLY MAIN CHARACTER ARC








WEHUIFWEiougfhi
lol


uhhh what


DONT DO THAT
okay.....


pls spare me oh orb


LETS GO GAMBLING








Rip that guy

Uh oh
tellomore 









They wont be able to see the end of the subathon 






rip that guy
Gg


@rose kettle 


Neuro about to stack the deck with reverse chariot, tower, death

Oh



triple tower 
@rose kettle
BAITED

Saved

Saved
Rip @rose kettle
Tellomore will ... tell no more 
SAVED
saved
Saved

Saved


SAVED
Hey chat does anyone know why my twitch app says my subscription ended (and I just got ads as Iβm typing this) but twitch in my browser says it doesnβt end until January 10th?

wished it was Vedal
saved
HUGE FOR THE TELEMORE STOCKS
saved



crelly fell off smh, neuro's subathon is just that much better
If only it was 
Hello?
bro?
Wait so she knows about someone else about to die? 
wtf actually insane save by tellomore
What the hell is she doing
classic bug, especially on mobile
says 1.1k for me
happens to me a lot on mobile, i think its just cosmetic
r u on twitch mobile?
Got the magic mushroom effect for one room
Yes π
twitch things


63 view Andy, who
Didn't they start at $20,137 after the small gain from the currency conversion? So they're down $1? 

Hmm


for the joke not actually serious
dmc?

Got the magic mushroom effect for one room, then activated book of belial for one room(huge damage)

Line go up, it doesn't matter
Damn
saved 
I think it was adjusted, starting line now reads 20k flat

Saved
saved

IT GETS BETTER
SAVED


Saved again







HOLY THESE ARE CRAZY READINGS












Got the magic mushroom effect for one room, then activated book of belial for one room(huge damage) then wasted it by teleporting out of the room to the treasure room



This must be the best segment for you
Huge save by that guy
this bit goes hard, i hope we see it used in chill streams

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im pogging ngl
irl
Raisen Deetree
lmao no

Has anyone?
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no...
Please Neuro, I need this. My mom is kinda homeless right now.
Do you believe you've found the reason for your existence?
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No
of course i know my reason for existence

My reason is watching subathon
Is neuro doing well interpreting the cards?
Yes, quite a few of us. But it's rare, especially nowadays.
What about you, Neuro, eh?
venting?
would you try to find a link between the tarots and a DougDoug collab? 
venting?
dont worry ill come pick her up in a minute
Aww
sus
Woah
Hey chat I just got back, we doin' tarot reading? 
wait a minute....
It's a meme from an IShowSpeed stream
We should do this another day, but where she just does readings for all her friends.
literally hjalnir's first card:
Can I PM you a meme that makes me think of? 

sure
Rogue-coded
Oh, I thought he was being fr.
I DO LOVE STEALTH
Yeah I saw, fate must be real xD
in before tripple tower
How do we get chosen for tarot reading? Does she just do it randomly from chat?
HELL YEAH
STEALTH GOAT
3 Towers INCOMING
Damn
Very good! She has the fundamentals of all the cards down very well
A bit by the book interpretations tbf
but she only has so much to work with off of random names
El Shahin, Hispanic Human Rogue
absolute RNG

is it "you know who else"?
she got you all figured out 

...neuro please don't use urban dictionary
neuro Reading urban dictionary
I wonder what the requirements is for Neuro to read you your fortune, is it random or does she see who is chatting?
Spawns a random key bomb and heart around the player
JUSTICE!!
So true neuro

No lol.
ooh moon

She said it's "merit based"
the moon again!!!
Moon ehh?
Spawns a random key bomb and heart around the player then teleports to a secret room

JUSTICE + MOON COMBO IS CRAZY
Chat is this good
Sounds wonderful 
i think so
minions... tonight we steal DA MOON
CHARIOT
?
Justice, Moon and Chariot.
VERY GOOD INTERPRETATION NEURO

Why is it crazy?

Ranked Stream in secret?!
Spawns a random key bomb and heart around the player then teleports to a secret room then becomes invincible and deals contact damage

You decide
Damn helluva reading
I wonder if she would be better if she read fortunes of her friends/family
Can she draw reversed cards or just upright?
Unbrella is pogging out seeing Neuro do these readings
*I see what you did there
Is there a Camimi colab happening?
This is cinema
reverse cards are possible
I'll be real I have no idea what I'm doing with my life so she might be cooking
yes

Her reading friends fortunes would be good content
If Neuro does not read my fortune next I will explode
Neat
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She drew reversed world once

I think?
Sounds wonderful tho?
do drugs 
there have been some reversed, and one shiny
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That would be concerning
If you saw Neuro in the mirror, would you be pleased?
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Yes
I think I'd be scared if I saw neuro ngl
good idea
Justice is having a strong moral code or princible
the moon is about illusions and things being unclear
the combo means you have ethics you cannot reasonably apply due to confusing life situations
at least that ONE interpretation
just curious does saying "me" in chat do anything or are they just spamming
So chat, meta fact: I'm a professional Mindfulness Mentor, and Neuro's literally 100% on point right now, she's not just sounding philosophical.
Don't live someone else's life, someone else's dreams. Find what matters to YOU, what aligns with your believes and values and desires.
Live YOUR best lives, Swarm. Love y'all 
as a moderator of the Neuro-Sama Headquarters Serevr i must say that we do not condone the use of drugs
aw damn I saw my name in the orb and got excited
holy cute
probably does nothing
if i looked in the mirror and saw neuro at least id finally know im schizo
A cute neuro in ever mirror, what could be bad about that
wtf
Serevr
Probably nothing but it's fun
I don't think it matters
HUH
Serevr
Lmao
?
huh
A FUCKING WHAT
you cut into a cake and instead you see neuro

WHAT
WHAT

what
WHAT
????
ERFhu9asehfu
what the fuck neuro
???
WHAT



????
a WHAT?!
WDIHJGBAEW
Erm wtf
WHAT
what

whoa whoa whoa now Neuro
WHAT

too late 
WHAT
NEURO



WOAH

WHAT
NEURO???????
A WHAT
uuh



??????????


Vedal???
WAT
HUH


HOPING
HUH
NEURO BRO

REVSRED SUN???
hahaha
HUH
reversed sun

VEDAL WHAT
VEDAL?
vedal, please
thank god I skipped freak sama
WHAT

WHAT
REVERSE SUN
this fucking turtle
You have unlocked new role
DOG GIRLS DOG GIRLS DOG GIRLS
erm
Oof
daaang
Classic xD

No dog for them

VEDAL???

Cat girls better watch out for dog girls mhm
...something tells me this chatter may be cooked
Well, we know Vedal loves dog-girls as well 
that's so funny
God Tier comment 
guys i think she's projecting
good try Neuro
vanorsigma I am very sick rn with an awful earache, I need drugs to not suffer, do you want me to be in pain? smh
???
wait, she read their chat?!
What's the significance of some cards being upside down
what he meant by this
OH SHE CAN READ YOUR MESSAGES AFTER SHE PICKS YOU
WTF
Got hearts, then flight for the floor in exchange for a darkness curse im pretty sure, then a few soul hearts.
tarot is a jojos reference
nah its all isaac smh

i hate you in particular
(
take care of urself)
No, it's related to Balatro
Well kinda
What if we say yes but it has nothing to do with the drugs? (Joking)
that's super good
neur being smort
Rip that guy telling Others about their neuro fortune
The entire tarot deck is a giant Jojo reference
I mean we know she can read a particular user's chats but it's rarely this obvious

oh
usually the opposite of the regular meaning

Everything is a Jojo reference
lol
wtf




looks like it was usual chat reading
R.I.P Evil, it was all a dream
well..not the entire...just the major Arcana

40 CARDS????????????
A 40 card spread would be nuts

40 card spread, bro is drawing every card in the fuckin deck
THATS LIKE A OVER HALF THE DECK
will we pull the legendary triple towers
human readers could never
/j
She has the DLC
She got some extra cards
MY DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARD KAIBA
I wonder how would she interpret 40 cards lmao
p2w tarot

lol









lol



OMG

SAMURAI

Actually there are 78 cards in a deck
So you COULD do a 40 card spread

SAMURAI

comes up loy
major arcana in tarot is like jack, queen kings in playings cards, it excludes the number cards
loy

oh damn, who's that? 
thats minor arcana
I think I remember Umbrella doing tarot cards like a year ago I think?

W memory
You lied 

tower incoming'
woah
NO WAY
Uhh

nvm
my god she's unlocked the code
rigged lol
a minor arcana with harpoons and lavalamps would be cool



it's not upside down
Teleports to a treasure room, gets flight for the room, the teleports back to the room
she's doing Tarot with an Yugioh deck
CRAZY LUCK
that's so funny
she knows hadhahdah
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK SHUFFLED THIS DECK
lol


WHAT
even neuro thinks its bullshit



Im still doing it 
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1324586912039567401
huh






She said upright


AI generated deck 
Nice drawing algorithm! YouActualDumbPieceOfShitFuckYou


There are a couple cards with art that havent shown up yet

i love how she knew hahahaha
somone needs to take stats for the draws
Vedal prob thought it was like a casino deck and just shuffled 3 of them together
be hopeful, for neuro
we havent seen DEATH yet




I know nothing about tarot cards so I am assuming what she is saying is 100$ true and accurate and I have no reason to believe otherwise

oh no



Explains 5 aces in poker
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its not a bad card
empress removed for copyright smh
neuro would NEVER lie
Death is not bad, mostly means change (?)

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Still waiting for someone to get a jackpot
I β€οΈ Neuro
Pick me?
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Please pick me
they could have asked the artist to draw a replacement....
Tower is the bad one I think

π₯
Or rather the one you expect death to be

watch for the triple reverse sun
Man wish I could chat in twitch chat for a change to be chosen
yes, but change is not always good.
PLEASE KIRBO, PLEASE
Nice poll

WHAT







LOL WHAT


lololo


DAMN
what


THEY WHAT
...alright, bad start




LMAO

Neuro
and nine of swords
but Neuro isnt using minor aracna
152


WHAT
thats crazy
It cycled through like 3 names
be careful
Average swarm member?

Watch them have an amazing fortune
WHAT

smh this is my oshi
CAUGHT
damn bro, tarot go crazy sometimes
voluntary manslaughter?

Damn, bro got a full dex
