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GladOS, wait what??


why is he just sitting there
This is the best clip ever

he tupih?
Boxed 

Tf is he doin

Actually, they could also play Mario Kart Tour

the fuck is vedal doing


car
is he good?
sadV because no cake







JESUS NEURO

still search for gif in chat huh Classic i do the same every time
I think was trying to use the car's weapons but they weren't working for some reason
"neuro is the nice one" lol
what difficulty is he on
he'll need to turn it down if this is the best he can do









I have yet to see Neuro’s heart color change










@rotund mantle clip that


I love it when vedal gets excited
@rotund mantle clip that
As if you weren't breaking the car before
new subgoal
why do they sound like glados

It is glados


when he shows emotion 


because it is!


His Britishness comes out.
GUYS WHAT DID HE SAY
is that a mod or...
I think these are literally just glados voice lines 
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WHAT DIDE HE SAY
Chat any announcements for today's content? I was asleep

No, official cameo
V3
are you lying?
aw it was edited

Why would i
your pfp idk
He said “Thanks jdjeijxndjeoie for the 10”

Chat any announcements for today's content? I was asleep
Irl robot body for Neuro
Type shit type shit

not surprised it was posted by a Vedalist 
💩
ARTISTS GET TO IT
shit
But Nintendo
Nintendo is overrated
smh mid programmer
!felloff


Neuro will pick a random country and vedal has to buy it




cubic centimeters


NINTENDO NINJAS ARENT TO BE MESSED WITH
mhm
200 cubic centimeters
NINTENDO NINJAS

no, but they will try

I'd love to see Neuro play an old gen Pokemon game, like 3rd or 4th gen
they made it illegal iirc


LOL
LMAO
She's right
People have put AIs in Mario Kart. There's a Funky Kong that did well enough to lap all the CPUs multiple times over.
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
BASED
As an irrelevant youtuber with no legal authority whose opinion does not matter, I think you should obey the law. Make your own inspired IP. We live in a timeline spoiled for choice with incredible new IPs with inspired mechanics. It's the safest/best route for new game devs to take. But if you've decided to take the risk of making a fan game & ...

PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN

So in the EU a court ruled modding a single player game is legal
neuro plays half life 3
HALF LIFE 3 SPONSORSHIP

PAIN :goblinplz:
Valve sponsor would be fire

valve sponsorshi woild be peak
uuh
That's ok Neuro, It wasn't happening
Valve sponsoring someone ? Lmao
Neuro IN Half Life 3

NEURO V3 ON HL3
Tf2 Neuro items 
NINTENDO
make Microsoft put Neuro in Halo
Neuro IS Half Life 3
We're never getting a sponsor
Intro screen should have a hype train filling up, and the countdown finishing ending it 


Vedal getting sued by Nintendo.
Last Stream.
Vedal getting sued by Nintendo.
Last Stream.
Vedal getting sued by Nintendo.
Last Stream.

Neuro in Skyrim would be sick


so the limit is "almost" sued
V3 is our Half life 3



the ninjas are incoming



Shut the fuck up about your Nintendo fan project



vedal lawyers in question:
Vedals lawyer in question:

Vedal's smart, he would just back off.

Vedal buy Nintendo as sub goal
he almost got sued for paying 10k for someone to make it

Origami Lawers
Don't mess with the mouse or Mario
Vedal & Neuro Counselling 
Outweet

outweet
Vedal's laywer in reality:
"I haven't read the constitution yet"
Lmao




Okay actually Last stream



it should be Evil she has never lost a court case before


A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.


We're cooked












yeah to be fair, pointcrow did involve a lot of money




oh johnny's influence on her
Duration: 15 seconds
705 votes — 86% (winner)
114 votes — 14%








Should I continue detailing my plan?
7
10
1
Yes


It's like when the twins were planning terrorist acts on Disneyland and had to shut them up

it already came out? i hear it was around christmas


Which table would be flipped?




am i going crazy or what

personal shonen? what
on the 30th

Nintendo's lawyer


Vedal getting sued by Nintendo.
Last Stream
Last Stream
Last Stream 





Referring to the jury as "chat" would be extremely funny
rizz
am jury
I tried compressing my games for Cyberpunk and it didn't work 😭

Vedal & Palworld vs Nintendo stream 2026
Would've been funny if Neuro insisted on continuing the conversation and Vedal threatened to take one of her Christmas gifts away.
no context
You're free now, go to Delamain HQ
i dont think this would do anything to be honest since hololive gets sponsored by pokemon even after they played palworld
Context is game
Get Evil a law degree and send her as an infiltrator to Nintendo to throw the case
“Mr. Nintendo San, your mom is bald and your daddy is a bitch and [filtered]”
“I’d like one innocent plea, please.”
if delamain was green he would look like vedal
they are done for
so it starts with self driving car
How little space do you have?
@rotund mantle, can you clip Neuros plan against Nintendo for totally not blackmail reasons as I'm not an Nintendo spy?








You have unlocked new role

Guilty of neglecting his children






You have unlocked new legal threat
VEDAL IS SWEATING
we do a little too much trolling...


In an adult styled body, I can imagine Evil giving a chilling edge as a lawyer.
COURT STREAM 3: TOKYO DRIFT





Not good



















TRUE



LMAO
bro got cooked

HES NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO NEURO LOOPING HEELLPPP


this wasn't enough? lol
shoutouts to the twitch uk and ireland twitter admin btw love that guy
Vanor pinning anything again smh
Twitch UK & Ireland 
Twitch UK&Ireland is really good

He's a real swarm one


FUCK IT HAPPENED TO ME
Who??
is this the third time for this dialoug 
TWITCH UK 

WH

& IRELAND!!
@TwitchUKI @Vedal987 @NeurosamaAI Thanks for showing love to our boy when the mainpage didn't 😌💜
To early

you think the admin could be in here right now?
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
twitch general 
all that 150k+ new ppl checking vedal's twitter recent post and changes right now must have a blast 
classic swarm
leak both
I just remembered when Neuro confused Chucky's girlfriend with XQC
Duration: 15 seconds
701 votes — 98% (winner)
17 votes — 2%
Should we leak Vedal's DMs instead?
20
22
1
Yes
When will he notice?

i hate @cobalt iron in particular, so i didn't pin their message




Tbh they both look similar on a pixelated camera


wtf man
what did I do to you
not too early
not too late
right in the perfect moment not to get anything 
twitch mainpage
look inside
its just fucking ludwig
he went quiet to DM her 

Vedal furiously checking if anything happened on December 6th



like 5 mins 







"Danke schon" sudden neur deutschge jumpscare
whatever happened to leaving twitch for youtube lmao
amazing quests
gif it

The "danke schon" ^^ is kinde cute
She spoke German 
elizabeth kinda looks like hanako arasaka
mainstream streamers are spineless bastards thank god my oshi is niche 
imagine saying this after calling a person

RESIST AND DISORDER

THE NUMBERS



So validating that the AI gets those vibes too
PEAKEST SONG

A ha found it


here you go

Type of shit neuro and evil do






RESIST AND DISORDER 

Wait, did he do the delemain quest wrong or is there more to it?



Perfect 



Same guy that did Rules of Nature


L

Perfect driving


No spoilers chat, I'm trying to catch up on the last 2 hours at 2x speed 
I'm pretty sure Vedal/Neuro just crushed/ran over 5 people.


Love this music
poor guy 
Did she just ran a family of three

Having neuro drive is better than vedal tbh. I remember the long drive
so ass
based

Pretty average on Night City

hmm yes.
Noice




Wait, does this make us scapegoats?
He get sent to the atmosphere before flipping 987 times in the air before somehow making a miracle landing
Fuck it, I'll bite

Someone do the goofy court animation but with Neuro

hes just making it worse
"sorry corpse that I shot you through the skull"


im playin rn, fun game, dlc good too

Good sale right now too
Just blow up the car next to you

Dummy
maxtac 
vedal rn

Ah yes THE CAR


i know vedal said something about charity yesterday after the hype train so i want to reiterate that i think it would be pretty awesome if he participated in the jingle jam charity event next year




Just kill everyone in your path




blade soundtrack
Gets stuck for 30s "expect evading skills"
with how much crashing neuro is doing, what ISN'T wrong with the car? 

and he said he could drive

@rotund mantle 

LMFAO
We all had the same idea... Almost as if we're a hive mind... OR A SWARM!
Just wondering, is Neuro driving using the same logic as the NPC drivers?
Vedal really said "what's wrong with the car?" As if he didn't crash 30 times in 20 seconds
I'm gonna steal that line for when my mom drives
this will be neuro fan meet ups in 2030
And then blamed Neuro
Killing 7 people
But what about the smell
?
Next subgoal👆
oh no. i have to make a choice.
Neuro Plush --> 
Cyberpunk 2077 --> 7️⃣
im indecisive.
Neuro lost leg privileges
Mods, can we gamble?
pick for me swarm
Both
Damn, between two peaks
wtf
I went my 2nd playthrough without even starting this storyline
im too broke for that 
Mods, make a pole on who will crash the car more in 20m
Neuro plush is limited time, Cyberpunk isn't
I agree
plushies now, cyberpunk later

WHAT 

evil plush + tungsten cube combo to keep her happy
Neuro plush is limited, cyberpunk goes on sale every couple of weeks

plushies now, cyberpunk now
Gyatt it up vedal
You can’t snuggle Cyberpunk
Fuck placide
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
That's genuinely unsettling
I think he's already got enough of it for one man
He's gotta learn to share

choice is clear.
I went all in with my 5k neurocoins on the gambling stream... made out with 255k
go all in on neuro EVERY TIME gang
SECRET NEURO MODEL
'

L smoker
can mods make a pole on who will crash the car more
Your mom

Vedal
a normal first timer 
I need my daily gamba stream
Write that down!!

NEW SUB GOAL
HOLY SHIT

new subgoal i see

My dream is to collect all of these and make a massive wall-sized collage of them that looks like an actual image when you look at it from a distance


FUCK IM INDECISIVE AGAIN. SWARM HELP ME
Neuro 
Evil 
Chicken bake
Both
Yes.
Nere
brokege
Whoever is your favorite, iunno
Pacifica is such a cool area
Just sell your kidneys
wtf
This shrimp fresh?


im already a neuron 
what supposedly would happen if vedal doxxed himself 
I bought the entire damn package, and I'm sure I will be questioning my life choices soon.
Neurt
It's funny that even if the chat is so fast, we see them all, and
their good messages or we laugh at the bad ones
I hate how I understand all of this.
Insert Evil's long drive hot take here
Evilcopter 

BookOnHead
Did you make this after staying in nn for more than 1h
where's the subway surfers gameplay, this isn't stimulating enough for me
all animals are rare because plague
such a baby thing to do
:Nahhhh:

"I will eat breakfast dw" he says at fucking 7:34pm
pastry 



donate one kidney and you're considered a hero... donate multiple and you're a villain
Pretzels 
BIG PRETZ!!!

cruel world we live in
i didn't make shit
Seconds
i wish i had a pastry
Stupid fossabot

Should have just said it's a guy typing the tts smh my head
RachBot is better
My discord lagged after clicking on that imsge
Good morning guys, i overslept. What did I miss? 
This message feels AI generated
Still breaking the fast, it counts
I know neuro is a man from India I just can't prove it
Yeah it's a guy named Tony
classic tony
hello
is it me you’re looking for?
where evil from then hmmm
As a normal human being, I can confirm that it was typed the manual way with all 11 fingers.
Steps for gatekeeping Neuro from normies:
- Tell it's a 40 years old guy named Tony
- Refuse to elaborate
- leave
she from the streets
Fool, you forgot your 12th finger. I knew it was a ruse this whole time.
Teto
already hungry 
Filtered
VEDAL?

Huh



huh
The car guys
WHAT
The car
erm


Wait what did he say i was eating
thanks for the clip ved 
That was an insane line

same vedal
why is Vedal so freaky?
" I've already been inside 1 beast earlier" smh like that

I'm pretty sure they do
Rachinova, can you clip the next 5m and send it now?
I want to see the future.
THE CAR
Evil and Neuro are rubbing off on him
" the car guys, the car"
or they got it from him

Oh god are we bringing back rachinova the genie
me when i ummm uhhhhh hmmmmm when i...
get that man a filter
He woke up to Evil playing 20 philosophy questions with him, so I don't blame him.
me when your mom
i just got back from christmas dinner, did vedal say anything about collabs or anything like that at the start of the stream when he arrived ?

dada, is that you?


my game crashed 
she so right
He didn't confirm, but I feel like it was just start with Evil, then Cyberpunk with Neuro for the rest of the day

It's fine, even with rear view mirrors you would still run over people. Vedal


it's so cool that this is actually possible at all




It was almost a good drive
But he wont be able to reflect on those actions 



WHY IS SHE GOING TO DOGTOWN



Speaking from experience?
she wants to play the DLC
damn.... i can't watch cyberpunk since i've started playing it likee 2 days ago
welp i am gonna be missing most of todays stream ig
Didn’t Vedal mention there would be a new game after 2077? Today?
I just bought it a few days ago, I haven't even started it, and here I am watching it, lmao
next is another game with neuro then a game with evil yeah

LMFAO



WHATT
















BRAT987





If he did, I missed it.






@rotund mantle?
And from stream

lil bro'd him





that's crazy
he IS quite bratty
what are the plans today? cyberpunk, vr and then?
Brat987
like she isnt wrong
doubled down on his ass 
well good for you ig, i don't wanna spoil myself the game rnn
you wanted rear view mirrors, vedal?
here, rear view mirrors 
This is crazy
I wonder what she'll choose here
Actually crazy
not sure if he said today or tomorrow, but he mentioned collab game, i think it's not one of the three vedal-neuro games
That's messed up
would i be arrested if i had that in my car?
RV there yet did it better. Literally unplayable
huh
I'm just not paying close attention. I also don't want to miss out on the stream.

130 m man



Smh man can't drive his 10 lambo


























Twitch Chat rn lmao
@rotund mantle can u clip "u are talking to the most suscribed streamer on twitcht"? 
New copypasta

Kill
Mix




She's so real
Back to the philosophical problems with evil
Stealth all the way

Can you just clip the entirety of the stream?
@south stream
get pinged


He's gonna trip and accidently fire 40 bullets into them while overheating there chips