livestream-chat

[vapid elm]

"well I guess the undead wouldn't care about the cold"

[novel locust]

Do we have enough torches to get through the night

[lone jacinth]

"How do you not know that mister necromancer?"

[silver zephyr]

So what happened to the message thingy

[hidden turtle]

evol

[timid jolt]

no, unless you can find a way to make them last longer

[lone jacinth]

do we have any leftover planks from building the bridge?

[novel locust]

"I wish we had some way to get more torches. Perhaps doubling them by some manner. But oh well. Any other ideas?"

[timid jolt]

Now that you mention it, indeed you do

[timber ice]

The turtle seems to have already fallen asleep. Guess it was already tired.

[lone jacinth]

I would like to thank kyle for carrying all of them for us

[novel locust]

Is the tent flammable

[lone jacinth]

oh is it?

[vapid elm]

I changed my pfp to my current bg3 character who is also a necromancer

[timid jolt]

yes

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-evil-thinking-yes-scheming-scheme-gif-6105555

[novel locust]

Well. I guess we can just set up the fire with the planks outside.

[vapid elm]

"you know we still need shelter right, well I guess non undead do"

[cloud lichen]

bro comaklove

[mossy ginkgo]

this is what the gnome and the contraption looked like btw (not canon)

[timid jolt]

The fire needs to be tended

[novel locust]

Carrying

[vapid elm]

yeah I figured you got the idea from that video

[lone jacinth]

am I scared of fire?

[mossy ginkgo]

which video, there are multiple

[hidden turtle]

cooldown 5 seconds unless it got changed

[cloud lichen]

naw they was just spamming it

[lone jacinth]

"do the deathless ever truly sleep?"

[timid jolt]

It looked nothing like that. It was some big metal machine with weird cogs everywhere

[hidden turtle]

om

[vapid elm]

I was meaning the dougdoug one specifically where he doubled or nothing constantly

[mossy ginkgo]

yeah

[timid jolt]

(they do not)

[timber ice]

The 'sleeping' turtle seems to still be trying to come off like it is sleeping.

[lone jacinth]

yeah baby! I have all the perks!

also I'm scared of fire so somebody else tend to it

[vapid elm]

I lightly poke the turtle's head to see if it's awake

[timid jolt]

Do you all go to bed?

[mossy ginkgo]

no this is from the last two videos
but yeah in actuality it was like a gnomish machine with cogs and gears and steam coming out of it

[silver zephyr]

Yea sure

[timber ice]

The turtle tries to pretend to sleep. It's clearly awake, as it cannot actually sleep.

[vapid elm]

right... well I need sleep so let's sleep

[timid jolt]

time passes, it's late at night now

[lone jacinth]

I will wake up kyle every half hour to tend to the fire

[timid jolt]

@lone jacinth roll perception

[lone jacinth]

oh fuck

[silver zephyr]

Hahah

[vapid elm]

uh oh

[novel locust]

...does this mean a battle is incoming

[lone jacinth]

we cooked guys

[vapid elm]

it's so over

[silver zephyr]

Oh lord

[jaunty birch]

[timber ice]

(Nah, we'd win)

[lone jacinth]

"Oh so happy nothing bad is happening~"

[timid jolt]

Alright give me one sec

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[vapid elm]

he's pulling out the stat blocks

[novel locust]

First battle...two hours in

[timber ice]

(For you non DND folk, thats DM speak for 'prepare yourselves'. Not necessarily combat, but for sure some nonsense)

[silver zephyr]

lol

[novel locust]

Can't wait to flattened into a pancake

[lone jacinth]

am I gonna get ambushed and one shot because I only have 14 hp?

[glacial orchid]

DND board game on travel

[timber ice]

(Just dodge, ez)

[novel locust]

Critical fail incoming

[lone jacinth]

jinxed...

[swift tartan]

[silver zephyr]

He’s drawing up the board I bet

[lone jacinth]

I would like to take this exact moment to annoy kyle into waking up again to keep the fire lit

[silver zephyr]

Bet

[polar sail]

I have come back to dnd sesh

[lone jacinth]

welcome back, I feel like I am going to die

[glacial orchid]

Just wish it's badass

[novel locust]

"honk shooooo mimimimi snooooore"

[timid jolt]

okay, out of the darkness you see snarling jaws appear. Wolves. Izi sees them just a bit too late, your surrounded, and they have the element of surprise. (-2 for your first turn). the dark grey half circle is Bruce (sorry your combat abilities aren't great). The white circle is Izi, Kylander is the green trapezoid, TOG is the blue square, Bigbuckies is the red triangle.
Roll initive.

[polar sail]

What’d you roll

[glacial orchid]

Like how I did a deidara move

[timber ice]

The turtle does not concern themselves with being not made for combat

[novel locust]

double digits

[silver zephyr]

Twinning

[lone jacinth]

At least I am good at panicking when afraid

[timber ice]

A question, I am still tied to the head of the summoner. I know its literally a negative thing, but do I roll with disadvantage due to being limited in mobility.

[lone jacinth]

you're a turtle you already have limited mobility

dam our lowest roll was 10

[timber ice]

Fair point, so do I have hyper disadvantage?

[vapid elm]

I can untie the turtle from my head but honestly he might just be safer there

[lone jacinth]

I'd argue you gained mobility from being tied to his head

[polar sail]

my battery is at 10%

[timid jolt]

and for being tiny yes

[timber ice]

No need for rolling for disadvantage it turns out:

[timid jolt]

okay izi is first

[novel locust]

RIPBOZO

[lone jacinth]

LETS GO BABY

[timid jolt]

(the wolves will share attack rolls to save time but will not shar initive

[vapid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-failure-baldur's-gate-3-dice-dice-roll-critical-gif-16389621355368608807

[lone jacinth]

I scream really loudly because I'm scared, like a banshee's cry. is that ok?

[timber ice]

(Smart )

[timid jolt]

sure, banshi cry, gives a debuff, roll for how well it works

[vapid elm]

I pulled up a necromancy spell list btw I assume I can only use cantrips and 1st level spells for now?

[lone jacinth]

I somehow managed to choke on my own spit, which is impressive considering I'm a ghost

[timid jolt]

remeber the -2 for ambush

[novel locust]

This battle is off to a great start

[lone jacinth]

I'd like to float higher up as well

at least make them jump to attack me

[timid jolt]

hmm, okay, but it takes focus to float higher so you can't cast spells while floting high.

[lone jacinth]

okie dokie

[zealous kestrel]

you leave melee range by floating away so they all get attack of opportunity

https://tenor.com/view/luntry-luntryifunny-luntryy-gif-26563187

[timid jolt]

Your scream sounds exactly like prey, it only makes the wolves braver, +1 to wolves this turn

[lone jacinth]

they're not that close right?

[timid jolt]

no

[lone jacinth]

oops, sorry guys

[timber ice]

(oops)

[novel locust]

Nice debuff izi! YouActualDumbPieceOfShitFuckYou

[vapid elm]

man

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/taiho-shichau-zo-teehee-anime-youre-under-arrest-ova-gif-21342147

[timid jolt]

it was a good idea

[timber ice]

(So thats an effective +3 to the wolves, yeah I don't think skele turtle is long for this world)

[vapid elm]

yeah maybe you just stay on my head....

[novel locust]

Can't wait to get an even worse roll

[timid jolt]

It's wolves turn

[polar sail]

I must depart now and charge my phone. Best of luck against the wolves

[vapid elm]

oh...

[orchid rock]

someones dead

[lone jacinth]

ooo shit

[timid jolt]

15 with the +1

[timber ice]

(Well, knowing my luck, that was the wolf in front of me)

[lone jacinth]

no it was all of them

we're fucked

[novel locust]

, he's right in front of me isn't he

[timid jolt]

one wolf goes for izi, barly managing to jump up to her. 3 damage

[lone jacinth]

Ow ow

[orchid rock]

how do u damage a ghost anyway

[timber ice]

(Very carefully)

[vapid elm]

maybe she goes tangible to fight

[lone jacinth]

that was 18% of my hp

[novel locust]

Pale damage

[vapid elm]

like danny phantom or something

[timid jolt]

The other goes for tog, gets in a good bite, 7 damage

[timber ice]

(DND Wizard moment)

[timid jolt]

Kylander

[novel locust]

I wake up to see a wolf biting me. I am very mad.

[lone jacinth]

and a ghost, making me even squishier

[orchid rock]

u shud dodge

[silver zephyr]

Yes?

[timid jolt]

it's your turn

[silver zephyr]

Can I cast a aoe heal or buff

[timid jolt]

You'll need to roll high

[lone jacinth]

need to somehow overcome the -2 surprised debuff

[silver zephyr]

Well well well

[timid jolt]

but yes

[novel locust]

HOLY

[timid jolt]

HOLY, every the MVP

[vapid elm]

[lone jacinth]

OH MY GOD

[timber ice]

(I might get to play the game for a turn!)

[silver zephyr]

Let there be light

[timid jolt]

Slaming your hands to the ground a wave of blue light cascades out onto the battle feild +2 to allies.

[lone jacinth]

baby!!

[timber ice]

(There goes our -2. We aren't royally cooked anymore)

[novel locust]

Only slightly cooked

[timber ice]

(How long does the buff last for?)

[silver zephyr]

Woohoo

[timid jolt]

untill otherwise stated

[timber ice]

( )

[lone jacinth]

that the end of his turn?

[timid jolt]

yes

another wolf

it goes for kylander landing a hit, 7 damage

[silver zephyr]

Jesus

[lone jacinth]

that 15 roll hurts....

[novel locust]

Don't worry next turn they're gonna roll 1 ()

[timid jolt]

Tog

[timber ice]

(If izi didn't have what I assumed to have resistance to damage based on these rolls, yikes)

[timid jolt]

she can't cast while having resistance

[lone jacinth]

(I would've lost 50% of my hp )

[timber ice]

(ah, as apart of them being higher, gotcha)

[novel locust]

I stare at the wolf who bit me. I am furious. I begin to become enraged.

[timid jolt]

you do so

[novel locust]

Is that my turn then

[elfin sierra]

are we doing dnd?

[silver zephyr]

Yes

[lone jacinth]

yup

[elfin sierra]

damn

time to watch cinema then

[orchid rock]

day 2 of livestream chat dnd

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-frustration-cry-tears-im-gonna-die-gif-16001130

[silver zephyr]

We are currently getting fried

[lone jacinth]

who's turn is it now?

[orchid rock]

channel ur inner genesis

[timid jolt]

Tog can attack now

[orchid rock]

and roll nat 1 kabooming urself

[timid jolt]

rage boosts damage

[novel locust]

Oh I thought the channeling took up a turn

[timid jolt]

Wait no it does

your right

[orchid rock]

when i hear rage

[silver zephyr]

nooo

[gray oxide]

just saw the poker clip and the fact that ved lost 7k viewers the moment the 18+ gamba started really shows the average age of the swarm

[orchid rock]

i think of the magic the noah putting 2 slashes

[novel locust]

I'm going to stare very angrily at the wolf until my next turn.

[orchid rock]

its region block too

[orchid rock]

some places just dont allow u to watch period.

[timid jolt]

It's buckies turn

[vapid elm]

well tbf alot of ppl just straight up refuse to do uk age verify

[novel locust]

(Gonna brush my teeth n get ready for bed while everyone else takes their turn)

[vapid elm]

I cast false life on myself

[timber ice]

(Really going for the big tank role I see. Respect)

[orchid rock]

(and again some places also just dont let u watch regardless of age from what i heard

[lone jacinth]

(good luck )

[timid jolt]

ahh, uhhh roll for bonus hp

[vapid elm]

d4+4 for 8

[gray oxide]

and i refuse to believe there's that many UK viewers out of the 15k average

considering the chat, and even the vc here sometimes, the under 18 is more plausable

[orchid rock]

read the thingy i said

[timid jolt]

@vapid elm you are now by far the tankiest

[vapid elm]

[orchid rock]

theres regions that just dont allow u to watch the content regardless

[vapid elm]

well that's the action

[timber ice]

(Thats an effective hp of 40+ pretty sure)

[vapid elm]

I guess I can move a bit closer to the wolf

not like melee range though

[lone jacinth]

SAVE ME SCARY PERSON

[timid jolt]

got it

[vapid elm]

yep

[lone jacinth]

what's happening now?

[gray oxide]

i still dont even understand the samurai spam

[lone jacinth]

who's turn is it?

[timid jolt]

two wolves attack bucky, one gets in a good hit, the other is crowded out a bit and gets a less good hit. 11 damage. Another goes for tog 4 damage

[lone jacinth]

wow, bucky tanks that

[timber ice]

And finally, bringing up the rear...

[timid jolt]

bruce

you may skip if you wish

[vapid elm]

https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/PatientTiredRatBuddhaBar-nEG2UyKZGkd8fSDl

[novel locust]

“Samurai” has chosen as the safe word in a scene in cyberpunk
Vedal was desperately trying to convince neuro to choose it

[twilit vigil]

in standard notation, neuro sama currently has 253,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 attack power

[silver zephyr]

W

[gaunt mirage]

[vapid elm]

SAMURAI

[lone jacinth]

go bruce!

you got this!

[timber ice]

The turtle turns to look at the wolf directly in front of the necromancer. It stares at it with its undead eyes, the look of a being once full of life now left to remain unnaturally alive again as it stares at the living threat. It looks at the wolf right into its eyes, trying to pierce into its very soul with its determined, endless gaze.

[cloud garden]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[timber ice]

The turtle of course, can't move, but it does glare menacingly.

[timid jolt]

roll intimidation

[lone jacinth]

the glare of death....

[timber ice]

The dice giveth, and the dice taketh...

[lone jacinth]

HOLY

[vapid elm]

holy 20

[silver zephyr]

[lone jacinth]

THE CRITICLE STARE OF DEATH

[timber ice]

(I have been on the recieving end of that way, way too many times. One bad roll, then the next a player one-shot the enemy)

[novel locust]

HOLY

[lone jacinth]

how do you combine both turtle into critical?

[timid jolt]

Your glare echos of life given and taken away, it shakes the mortality of ones very soul. -5 to both wolves on buckies next turn

[vapid elm]

lets' go

[lone jacinth]

Save me too bruce!

[timber ice]

Turn end.

[timid jolt]

wolves turn

[lone jacinth]

YAY

A breathier!

[silver zephyr]

Let’s gooo

[lone jacinth]

wait isn't it my turn first?

I remember I went before the wolves

[timber ice]

(Without the +1, thats a flat 9, and a 4 on two of them on buckies. Give em hell lads)

[timber ice]

Ice is rolling for their attacks first I believe.

[lone jacinth]

with the round being over doesn't that +1 buff go away?

[timid jolt]

The wolf on izi tries to bite at her but can't reach. another lunges at Kylander but gets met with the broad face of his axe.

[timid jolt]

yes

[lone jacinth]

nice

[timber ice]

(Yes, so 9 for all but 2 wolves, which have 4s)

[timid jolt]

izi

[lone jacinth]

I wanna scream again

[timid jolt]

roll

[lone jacinth]

gotta redeem myself

[novel locust]

(Teeth brushed I'm back)

[lone jacinth]

Well, not pathetic this time

[novel locust]

How much longer is this gonna go btw

[timid jolt]

it's not very effective

[lone jacinth]

it did nothing???

noooo....

[timid jolt]

it'll end after this fight

[novel locust]

Epic

[lone jacinth]

I run to bucky and hide behind him

[vapid elm]

I stand tall to defend my ally

[timid jolt]

AOEs buffs/debuffs need big rolls

[lone jacinth]

it's not a buff, it's a debuff

[timid jolt]

okay

[novel locust]

Well hey! You didn't cast a debuff on us this time

[timber ice]

(Eh, effectively the same thing. Still, aoe things tend to be quite powerful)

[timid jolt]

another wolf

[lone jacinth]

can I become incorporeal as well? I wanna hide behind bucky while incorporable

or is that itself an action?

[timid jolt]

that is an action

[lone jacinth]

ok

[timid jolt]

you can hide behind bucky but trying to become incorporial will be an action

[obtuse knoll]

my sleepy little frens

[timid jolt]

the wolf attacks tog, tog dodges

[novel locust]

EZ Clap

[silver zephyr]

Niceee

[timid jolt]

kylander, your up

[lone jacinth]

go tog!

[timber ice]

(Drop the hammer on em)

[silver zephyr]

Can I get a quick check on everybody’s health

[lone jacinth]

I have 11

[vapid elm]

29 rn

[novel locust]

I have no idea

[vapid elm]

I have a calc open

[timber ice]

(would recommend you all put your max HP as well, for example, I have turtle/turtle)

[novel locust]

what does calc stand for

[vapid elm]

calculator

[timber ice]

(calculator)

[timid jolt]

I took the liberty of assigning you 10 hp

[novel locust]

[lone jacinth]

I have 11/14

[timber ice]

(sweet. In that case, 10/10)

[silver zephyr]

Ok then

[vapid elm]

anyway if we're doing out of max then 29/32, that false life really helped

[silver zephyr]

Seems everyone’s in decent health

[lone jacinth]

Imm a just look at you like

[silver zephyr]

I’ll use my mace and bring it down on the closest wolf’s head

[silver zephyr]

lol

[timid jolt]

roll to hit

[silver zephyr]

Releasing my inner barbarian

[novel locust]

Wtf that's my job

[timber ice]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[lone jacinth]

wow!

don't mind me being useless while everyone one else carries

[novel locust]

You're moral support

[orchid rock]

u taunting wolves to jump and miss attacks on u

[silver zephyr]

I’m surprised I’m winning this much

[timid jolt]

you take your mace in both hands and bring it down on the wolf, catching it on the back and crushing down ward dealing some serious damage to it's hind legs. 8 damage. It is seriously hurting

[lone jacinth]

I'm was taunting exactly 1 wolf to do that, and it even hit 1 of it's 2 attacks

[novel locust]

Izi you should start doing front flips through the floor like neuro. The cuteness aggression will help

[timber ice]

(As I've said, the dice givith and the dice taketh. What matters is your presence here and your spirit of cooperation with us all of us as a party)
-# (oh, and your HP. Spreading out damage is always a good thing)

[lone jacinth]

bet

[orchid rock]

ye and that helps

[silver zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ka-gif-21828978

[timid jolt]

it's not dead yet

tog

your turn

[lone jacinth]

go tog!

[silver zephyr]

Encouragement

[timber ice]

(take em out)

[novel locust]

I stare at the wolf who bit me earlier.

https://tenor.com/view/punishing-bird-breach-lobotomy-corporation-lob-corp-lobcorp-gif-18378812510204255330

My chest does not actually split open but this is the kinda enthusiasm I'm bringing into hacking it into pieces.

[timid jolt]

roll to hit

[lone jacinth]

wait is that the small bird from lobotomy corporation?

wow nice roll

[novel locust]

YEP

I've been rping as essentially a human version of punishing bird this whole time

[lone jacinth]

how did I not notice before this?

[timid jolt]

In your rage you do some serious heavy hitting. You leave a huge gash across the wolves front. 12 damage, it's on its last legs.

[timber ice]

(The best DND characters are those you steal get inspired from and add your own little twist or two to start)

[lone jacinth]

(so true)

[novel locust]

(Extremely ineffectual punishments for people it views as a sinner (izi stealing my tent), flies into a rage and instakills anyone who attacks it)

[lone jacinth]

(I'm a sinner???)

[timid jolt]

It's the wolves on bucky. shaken to their core but the turtle they whimper, frozen in fear.

back to bruce

[lone jacinth]

go bruce!

[novel locust]

(You stole my tent >:( but it's ok it also calms down once enough punishment has been doled out so you were forgiven when you gave my tent back)

[lone jacinth]

(I.. didn't get punished thought?)

(all I got was scared)

[timber ice]

Sensing their moments of weakness, the turtle attempts to strike the terrified wolf. Before I commit, any restrictions of attacking and/or moving?

[timid jolt]

no but you do jack all damage

[opal gazelle]

what happened to livestream chat

[lone jacinth]

DND TO THE MOON

[novel locust]

(The punishment was being passive aggressive at you; normally it would peck people but I'm not just gonna randomly attack my team)

[lone jacinth]

(you randomly pecking me could result in my death as well with how squishy I am)

[timber ice]

Using what strength the undead turtle can muster, it attempts to slam its shell forward onto the head of the cloest and most injured wolf, even pulling the necromancer's head down a bit to get a proper slam in.

[vapid elm]

I do not resist this attempt

[timid jolt]

roll

[timid jolt]

danngg

[vapid elm]

that wolf is COOKED

[timber ice]

(shame we bout to do tickle damage)

[novel locust]

We're getting a lot better rolls this turn

[lone jacinth]

go tutle

[timid jolt]

you lanch off and drop like a rock, hitting a wolf directly on the head. 5 damage

[lone jacinth]

I guess almost anything is better than my 3

[timber ice]

The turtle lands back on the necomancer's head, using its momentum to right their head, as after a quick moment to steady itself, it keeps its undead gaze upon the wolves. Turn end.

[novel locust]

We also got a 14 on the wolves attack so

[timid jolt]

wolves again

[lone jacinth]

we're lucky we didn't lose more ground I'd say

[lone jacinth]

oh, not the worst

[timber ice]

(Decent on their end, expect a bit of damage this turn)

[timid jolt]

The wolf that was on izi tries to chase but runs into bucky. It crashes into Bucky 4 damage

[lone jacinth]

thank you bucky!

[vapid elm]

yw

[lone jacinth]

maybe you're not so scary after all

[vapid elm]

I was trying to tell you

[timid jolt]

The wolf on kylander swiped at him with his claws. 4 damage.

[silver zephyr]

Wow

How much hp do I have again

[lone jacinth]

I'm in the fire?

[silver zephyr]

I lowkey forgot

[timid jolt]

uhhh ghost don't burn

[lone jacinth]

ohhh ok

[timid jolt]

13 now

[silver zephyr]

Ok

[lone jacinth]

wow almost at my level

[timid jolt]

izi your up

[vapid elm]

uh I remember I'm the red triangle but can you remind me where everyone else is

[timid jolt]

blue square is tog, green trapazoid is kylander, white circle is izi, grey half circle is bruce

[lone jacinth]

ok, this time I wanna dive though the ground if that's ok and jump up from under kyle to finish off the wolf he damaged badly

with my ghost teeth

[timid jolt]

hmm... sure go for it

[orchid rock]

me when colorblind

[timid jolt]

they are all different shapes too

[lone jacinth]

baby!

[timid jolt]

nice

[vapid elm]

let's goooo

[lone jacinth]

finally I did something

[silver zephyr]

W

[orchid rock]

the thing that matters

[timid jolt]

You zip down much to the confusion of the wolf chasing you and the sore up through the ground, tearing it almost in half

it is very dead

[lone jacinth]

[silver zephyr]

God damnnn

[lone jacinth]

Kill steal!

[vapid elm]

🐺

[lone jacinth]

I would like to thank bucky for being the best tank, this wouldn't have been possible without him

[silver zephyr]

Thought it was the one near me

[novel locust]

Was that the wolf I was attacking

[silver zephyr]

So true

[lone jacinth]

you had 2 near you and I just killed one

[timid jolt]

Togs was worse

[silver zephyr]

I see

[timber ice]

(I think they have had more effective HP than the lowest 3 players combined)

[lone jacinth]

you being one of them

[timid jolt]

I think it's the wolf attaking togs turn?

[novel locust]

I'm slightly disappointed that I didn't get the kill but not mad.

[lone jacinth]

hey you have your own to kill

[orchid rock]

tog can kill the wolf that was attacking izi

[timid jolt]

Startled by izi's sudden appearance it jumps back, but at the tail end it sees oppurtunity getting in a lucky strike. 4 damage

[timber ice]

(I believe so - been tracking initative as best as i can)

[timid jolt]

to izi

[lone jacinth]

OW OW OW

BAD DOG

[silver zephyr]

Oh lord

[lone jacinth]

I have now lost half of my health

[novel locust]

[spark maple]

How have I managed to catch less of the subathon than I did of the hardcore marathon?

[timid jolt]

it is now kylander's turn

[novel locust]

Christmas season?

[timber ice]

In your defense, the marathon ran longer each day

[timid jolt]

that's life

[spark maple]

That’s true

[silver zephyr]

can I use a better heal spell on both me and izi in exchange for being incapacitated for my next turn?

[timber ice]

I would know, I was here for every attempt, save for 2

[spark maple]

RIP

[timid jolt]

But, you still get to tune into Swarm D&D After Dark

[spark maple]

I was wondering what was going on in here

[novel locust]

#livednd-chat is my favourite channel

[silver zephyr]

Ice?

[timber ice]

Unofficial, vibe-based (Magic the noah style) DND

[lone jacinth]

the true dnd experience

wait kyle, if you're gonna heal us

then who's attacking the wolf?

[silver zephyr]

No one

[timber ice]

With how much homebrew I throw at my players, comparatively? Yeah, it feels like more traditional DND

[timid jolt]

I don't think that would incapacitate you completely. I'll let you do it either with a 14+ roll, or a 9+ roll at close range, or a 4+ roll but be incapacitated.

[silver zephyr]

I’m sacrificing some of my ho

[vapid elm]

I'm actually trying to use real dnd spells to be different

[spark maple]

Well, I’m really only on discord because I can’t do any more career runs in funny horse gacha today, and I don’t have time to stay for D&D sadly

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[silver zephyr]

Ok

[orchid rock]

i wanna roll to join the adventure if i get a nat 20

[timber ice]

(I respect the false life calculation being legit, for 2014 5e anyway)

[orchid rock]

god said no

[spark maple]

rip

[vapid elm]

well I just pulled up a wiki list real quick and am using that

[timid jolt]

We're like, most of the way through and also it'd be way to hard to add someone in

[orchid rock]

its ok i rolled a 1 anyway

i disintegrated before i managed to join

[novel locust]

You stumble into the wolf arena and immediately get torn apart by several wolves. Before getting hit with a nuke that effects only you.

[timber ice]

(fair lol, I've just been playing 5e practically since the edition came out - I remember the release of Xanathar's)

[lone jacinth]

"Now I knew no one was gonna show up to help us, but why do I feel like even less than no one showed up?"

[spark maple]

[timid jolt]

You head over to izi healing her and yourself for 7 hit points, the wolf follows

[silver zephyr]

W

[rocky peak]

“Oh boy! Glad I got back inside after putting up Christmas decorations all day! I wonder what I missed on stre- ARE YOU KIDDING ME”

[vapid elm]

missed peak

[lone jacinth]

aren't we both right beside the wolf already? I guess it doesn't matter

[spark maple]

I also missed this

[lone jacinth]

how much did we heal again? I think I missed it

[spark maple]

However I’ve mostly been watching through clips at this point anyway

[lone jacinth]

oh 7 points

[timid jolt]

7 hp

[lone jacinth]

thank you

[timber ice]

The turtle recognizes it and the necromancer are alone facing much of the wolves. It taps their head with assurance.

[silver zephyr]

I got you

[lone jacinth]

I'm full hp

[rocky peak]

Yeah, I’ve been scouring what I can of what I missed

[timid jolt]

Togs turn

[spark maple]

I’ve missed almost all of when Neuro is awake somehow

I blame the fact that Vedal is British

[novel locust]

I watch Izi start screaming in pain as the wolf bites them.

[spark maple]

Exactly

[novel locust]

I ignore the fact they're healed immediately after and begin assaulting the wolf who attacked them.

[rocky peak]

That’s always what it all comes down to, isn’t it

[lone jacinth]

I've been screaming this whole time and only now you notice???

[timid jolt]

Roll

[lone jacinth]

well I guess I did botch my first screaming attempt

[orchid rock]

girl u ned to scream louder

[timber ice]

(Tog does not concern themselves with the HP totals of the party, only when they are hit)

[lone jacinth]

I ROLLED A 3 WITH A -2 DEBUFFF

[novel locust]

Sorgy limited by turn order

[timid jolt]

You get a glancing blow at the wolf. 3 damage

[lone jacinth]

I think I screamed every single turn actually

[novel locust]

I'm helping

[novel locust]

[timid jolt]

it's bucky's turn

[orchid rock]

a banshee perhaps

[timid jolt]

You've done most of the damage actully

[vapid elm]

I'm gonna use inflict wounds on the nearest wolf

[timid jolt]

roll

[lone jacinth]

kyle did a bunch of damage didn't he?

[timber ice]

(For you non DND people, if this hits, that wolf is getting atomized)

[timid jolt]

he also did yah, most was an overstatment

[spark maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nat20-d20-20sided-die-20-dnd-gif-15085902

[vapid elm]

18 on the hit attempt roll and a 19 total on the 3 d10s

[timid jolt]

I'm not using spell slots, just letting players cast for simplicity , so less atomized for balence.

[simple snow]

What vod is this

[lone jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1418822804350046259/EvilNeuroCINEMA.gif

[simple snow]

Omfg, you’re actually doing another campaign

[lone jacinth]

outerwilds

[novel locust]

Outer wilds (probably edited video I don't have audio on)

[spark maple]

This is a daily occurrence?

[tawdry sable]

ima js watch this for now

[lone jacinth]

thank you for starting this so that we can play now

[simple snow]

It is now, I accidentally started a trend

[tawdry sable]

yesterday we did 2 campaigns

[timid jolt]

HOLY. I'll let you have it how do you want your inflict wonds to look?

[timber ice]

(Yeah inflict wounds in 5e DND is a 1st level cleric spell that deals 3d10 necrotic damage on a melee hit. It's one of the most powerful 1st level spells in the edition.)

[novel locust]

It is now

[spark maple]

I may join one if I remember tomorrow

[silver zephyr]

The progenitor

[simple snow]

You should make each new person star the first winning screen so it makes the start board and everyone is confused lol

[vapid elm]

I'm gonna punch the wolf with my necrotic hands

[novel locust]

There might be another one tonight, I think there was two yesterday

I wasn't there for them idk

[simple snow]

Alr, sorry for interrupting. Gn

[willow dove]

Aaaaand 100 wins for Evil

[silver zephyr]

Gn

[spark maple]

I’m going to bed soon

[novel locust]

Damn

[spark maple]

It’s 22:00 where I live

[novel locust]

Tbf I will be soon too, I'm usually in bed an hour ago

[timber ice]

(As a reminder/context, your average level 1 fighter with a con of 14 has 12 HP. The average of 3d10 -rounded down - is 16 )

[orchid rock]

having sleep schedules

[novel locust]

I was told this would be a 1-2 hour campaign 3 hours ago

[lone jacinth]

We got tog to stay up

hey I did say we had no idea how long it would take

[timber ice]

(actual DND moment)

[silver zephyr]

Never trust a time frame

[timid jolt]

You punch the wolf, your hands glowing with purple energy, as you impact the wolf's face smashing it's muzzle in, dark purplr energy spider webs across it's skin, growing into massive wounds, tearing the wolf to bits

[vapid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[timber ice]

(2 down, 4 to go)

[willow dove]

Especially if you have friends you hang out with irl

[timber ice]

(btw nice max 10 on one of the d10s)

[silver zephyr]

Fr

[vapid elm]

oh btw was I included in that heal earlier? I didn't calc it

[lone jacinth]

no it was just me and kyle

[spark maple]

Good night

[vapid elm]

ok I thought so just making sure

[timid jolt]

It's time for the wolves on bucky they get in low on his legs, 8 damage.

[silver zephyr]

Oh lord

[vapid elm]

still at 17 health I'm ok

[silver zephyr]

Hang in there

[orchid rock]

these some strong wolves

[glacial orchid]

Hallo again

[silver zephyr]

Oh wow

[lone jacinth]

he's actually taking damage

[vapid elm]

the necromancer tank

[orchid rock]

i pulled a u

[timid jolt]

Also, in the future, since I'm not managing spell slot resources, I won't be doing spell damage straight from the game like that

[timber ice]

(I'm so DND coded I recognize these wolves have HP between your average wolf and a dire wolf)

[lone jacinth]

then again I did just bring another one over to him... nnaaa I have nothing to do with why he's taking damage

[glacial orchid]

U?

[vapid elm]

ok how do you want to do it then? just roll for hit only?

[orchid rock]

i tried to enter the campaign with a nat 20 and i rolled a nat 1, got torn up by wolves before i could even join and solo nuked

[timid jolt]

yes

[vapid elm]

ok

[glacial orchid]

Lol

[vapid elm]

I'll still say the spell names to stay on theme

[timid jolt]

bruce

[timid jolt]

Yes, and I'll still base the effects on the spell

[timber ice]

Are either of the two wolves damaged? If so, can I tell which one is weaker in HP?

[lone jacinth]

didn't you fall on one earlier?

[timid jolt]

The one you bashed in the head before is damaged

[hidden turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1451179980170985512/petpet.gif

[gritty crystal]

Man I just saw that Evil has 💯 wins

[timber ice]

As the turtle witnesses the wolf be torn apart, it rides the fear no doubt spread amongst the pack to strike the same one before, launching itself off the necromancer and right onto its neck, shell first.

[timid jolt]

roll

[lone jacinth]

go bruce!

[fringe wave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-meme-face-chips-cat-eating-gif-15310179217102583800

[lone jacinth]

yoooo

[timid jolt]

nice

[silver zephyr]

Www

[timber ice]

(Haven't rolled this good as a player in over a month btw)

[lone jacinth]

turtle for mvp

[glacial orchid]

Random event : a dire wolf sensed the defeat of it's underlings and tracked your position joining the fight

[timid jolt]

with expert precision you aim straight for the neck, 4 damage

[timid jolt]

no

[lone jacinth]

oh god tog is never going to sleep

[glacial orchid]

Lmao

[timber ice]

The turtle slams back, before returning back to the necromancer, giving them another affirmative tap on the head. Turn end.

[vapid elm]

we are not fighting a dire wolf

[lone jacinth]

tog~ we have anther hour of combat left~

[orchid rock]

what if this encounter lasts until wakes up

[novel locust]

Free me

[timid jolt]

It's the wolf on kylander

[timid jolt]

it won't

[orchid rock]

but it would be funny

:D

[lone jacinth]

you run it then grace

[novel locust]

You guys are lucky I have nothing going on in my life right now

[timber ice]

(The party or the wolves will fall by then... if not the players/DM)

[lone jacinth]

Oh fuck

[silver zephyr]

Damn.

[lone jacinth]

sameee

[novel locust]

NOT AGAIN

[timid jolt]

gets a good swipe in, dealing 6 damage

[orchid rock]

u hab

[timber ice]

(Good wolf roll. Be ready for decent damage, but the lower numbers will make this a lot less painful)

[lone jacinth]

to who??? pleasesaynotme

[timid jolt]

to kylander

[lone jacinth]

YESSS

[timid jolt]

izi it's your turn

[lone jacinth]

I mean

so sorry for you kyle

[silver zephyr]

[lone jacinth]

I wanna scream again

I GOTTA DO IT ONCE RIGHT

[timid jolt]

go ahead

[silver zephyr]

3rd times the charm

[orchid rock]

historically this has gone extremely well

for the wolves

[novel locust]

nat 1 incoming

[lone jacinth]

FINALLY

[timid jolt]

Nice

[orchid rock]

[silver zephyr]

WOOHOOOO

[novel locust]

[timber ice]

(Yeah, but the wolves haven't had to fight an undead turtle before)

[silver zephyr]

BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS

[lone jacinth]

I'M NOT A WORTHLESS BANSHEEE

[timber ice]

(And there the dice have givith)

[orchid rock]

yesterday dice gave genesis 2 20s in a row into like 4 nat 1 and 3 nat 2s

very giveth and taketh indeed

[timid jolt]

inspired by the turtles soul shaking performance, you channel your inner ghostly horror and let out a wail that could pierce even the bravest of hearts. -2 to the wolves

[silver zephyr]

Niceee

[glacial orchid]

Imma just throw random possible events

[lone jacinth]

Ayeeee

[timid jolt]

it's the wolf on tog

[timber ice]

(Effective wolf rolls down to 12. They'll either miss more or hit less, but either way more time for us to go for face)

[novel locust]

I'm gonna throw you,,,into the double or nothing machine (hoping for nothing)

[lone jacinth]

I knew playing evil's cover of rolling girl would bring good luck

[timid jolt]

scared of izi, it turns it's attention to tog, lunging for an attack, but it's shaken by the scream and only gets a glancing blow, 4 damage

[lone jacinth]

yess they aren't hitting me

https://tenor.com/view/ufc-gif-601345209739991140

[timid jolt]

it's togs turn

[novel locust]

[Target locked.]

Why the fuck was that 7 mb

[timid jolt]

7?

[glacial orchid]

Yippee

[novel locust]

Anyways yeah kill the wolf that just attacked me.

[timid jolt]

did you roll a 7?

[novel locust]

No

[timid jolt]

okay roll

[novel locust]

Erm actually yeah I did roll a 7 so ha ha

[lone jacinth]

[vapid elm]

haha

[silver zephyr]

Ha..ha…

[timid jolt]

You bring down your axe but hit the earth, leaving a visable dent in the ground

[orchid rock]

take THAT mother nature

[timid jolt]

bucky's turn

[orchid rock]

now noah’s god of the forest boutta spawn in

[novel locust]

I stare VERY angrily at the ground.

[vapid elm]

I attempt chill touch

[timid jolt]

roll

[vapid elm]

wow it actually was a 7

[lone jacinth]

Now this is CINEMA

[novel locust]

It would appear we have alternating turns of good and bad luck

[orchid rock]

izi girl r u sure ur scream didnt affect their rolls

[lone jacinth]

ah s- you're right screaming affects everyone

[novel locust]

Izi how could you

[timid jolt]

you reach out your hand, frosty air dancing around it, you reach for the wolves neck but it snaps at you with it's jaws forcing you to pull back. 1 damage

[lone jacinth]

sounds don't have ff turned off

[timid jolt]

the wolves on bucky maintain their assult, 8 damage

[deft solstice]

Wtf is happening here

[timid jolt]

bruce

[timid jolt]

peak

[vapid elm]

vibes based dnd

[novel locust]

We're talking about the livestream what else would we be doing

[lone jacinth]

ow ow, he's below 10 health

[timber ice]

The turtle's focus remains on the most damaged wolf. Seeing the necromancer's missed spell, they aim to deliver a decisive blow to one of the eyes of the wolves, slamming into it with as much force their shell can muster.

[vapid elm]

currently at 16/32

[lone jacinth]

goo bucky!

oh, you're fine then

[deft solstice]

Half a Buckie

[timid jolt]

yah don't you remeber when vedal fought the wolves

[timber ice]

(Just injured, but still going well, nice.)

[novel locust]

Inscryption was so fun

[timber ice]

Got the roll ready, send it?

[timid jolt]

yep!

[lone jacinth]

(Pst. Inscryption isn't the vod playing)

[willow dove]

Honestly, I'm glad this mini game is finally going back and forth. Finally feels balanced.

[novel locust]

Shhhhhhhhh

[timber ice]

Officially best luck I've had as a player in a while. Maybe I need to go back to physical dice...

[lone jacinth]

I agree, either side can win and you're not constently starving to death

[orchid rock]

im starving to death

[willow dove]

Yeah, even if you're lower on attack and HP, you can still win if you can defend well enough.

[lone jacinth]

Then remember the lessons we learned yesterday, picture your hunger, make it physical, then eat it

[orchid rock]

eat the hunger?

[novel locust]

Yumby

[timid jolt]

Against all odds you come down on the eye, busting the wolves skull open. If a turtle can outrace a hare, then it can out fight a wolf

[vapid elm]

holy

[lone jacinth]

Yes, how else do you think we got through yesterday?

[novel locust]

Yep last night we ate all sorts of things, physical manifestation of our hunger, paper-thin bread, water and ice soup, hopes and dreams...

[orchid rock]

respawning

[willow dove]

Also, both sides have lucky and unlucky or bs moments, so you can't really be too upset over a bad round.

[timid jolt]

okay wolf attacking kylander

[timber ice]

With a determined glare in its dead eyes, it slides to position itself BEHIND the last wolf, positioning it to attempt to help the necomancer with a flank. Turn end.

[novel locust]

Slow and steady kills the wolf CINEMA

[tawdry sable]

hmm this is a unique picture for someone who has no idea what teh shape represents

[silver zephyr]

Um yikes

[silver zephyr]

Ok…

[lone jacinth]

that's fine... I think

[timid jolt]

it misses

[timber ice]

(Another 9, the wolves' resolves are faltering)

[lone jacinth]

7 with my scream debuff

[silver zephyr]

Oh ok

[timid jolt]

Kylander

[lone jacinth]

go kyle!

[novel locust]

Off-topic but evil's side is winning events again...not through being active, but because so few people are on her side they have half the requirement

[silver zephyr]

Crush the injured wolf near me with my mace

[timid jolt]

roll

[lone jacinth]

the sabotage strat working I see

[timber ice]

Even when they're losing, they're winning.

[silver zephyr]

He’s seeing god

[lone jacinth]

[novel locust]

!fuckingkill

[timid jolt]

how do you wanna do this

[silver zephyr]

Wdym

[timber ice]

(That's DM speak for they're fucking dead, you descibe how you do it.)

[silver zephyr]

Oh

[timid jolt]

or tell me how to describe how you do it

[silver zephyr]

The mace travels through the wolf and straight into the ground, cracking the ground around it

[timber ice]

(Good timing for the consecutive kills btw, The Hot Wind Blowing started playing )

[lone jacinth]

They have felt the power of whatever god you follow!

[silver zephyr]

Maybe it stuns the wolves near or something

[lone jacinth]

there are no wolves near

I killed the only other one that was

[silver zephyr]

Then that one is just really dead

[timid jolt]

With it's back legs injured, it's upper body is tilted upward, at the perfect angle to bring your mace and send the whole thing hurtling to the ground with it. BAM the wolf hits the earth, then the mace, as blood pools around it.

[silver zephyr]

Gnarly

[lone jacinth]

ah, another minion for future cleaning

[vapid elm]

hooray

[novel locust]

Was that the wolf near me again

[lone jacinth]

wait if that was the wolf near tog, then what about the one behind us?

[timid jolt]

It's the wolf attacking tog, seeing how many of it's pack has died and the rest being injured it tries to flee

do you let it flee?

[lone jacinth]

ah it wasn't the wolf near tog

[lone jacinth]

go tog

[novel locust]

https://tenor.com/view/punishment-bird-project-moon-running-lobotomy-corp-lobotomy-gif-6152523439304309698

No.

[timid jolt]

alright then, it's your turn tog

[hidden turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1061113840852533339/1425079374817788004/evl-oh.gif

[lone jacinth]

I just left bucky in a 1v3 and joined the others

He's carrying

[timber ice]

(2v3)

[vapid elm]

I am very tanky

[novel locust]

I attack the wolf. My axe demands blood.

[lone jacinth]

ah right

[timid jolt]

roll

[novel locust]

...my dice don't though

[timber ice]

(Your massive HP pool has served well for protecting my 10 hp)

[lone jacinth]

wait, does that imply I'll lose?

[silver zephyr]

No no

You imagine things

[novel locust]

I got one really good attack off at the start of battle and have just been wildly swinging the entire rest of the time. Cinema

[timid jolt]

You struggle to recover from your missed attack giving the wolf plenty of time to dodge

[vapid elm]

can I try to cat ray of sickness at the fleeing wolf since tog missed?

[timid jolt]

yes

[timid jolt]

is that aoe or single target?

[vapid elm]

single

[timid jolt]

doesn't matter with that roll

[timber ice]

(single)

[vapid elm]

well guess it got away unless anyone else wants to try

[timber ice]

(I am a turtle. Not happening here.)

[lone jacinth]

does the -2 do anything there?

[timid jolt]

You've always been better close up, far away is for summons. You can't quite reach

[timid jolt]

that's their attack

[orchid bridge]

[lone jacinth]

ah

[timid jolt]

also I don't think banshi scream was perment. Did I say it was?

If I didn't say other wise then I will allow it

[timber ice]

(I don't personally recall)

[novel locust]

There was some buff that was until said otherwise but I don't think it was the banshi scream

[timid jolt]

That was the buff spell form kylander

banshi was temporary

and then we forgot about kylander's buff so I guess it wore off

[lone jacinth]

I see I see

[timber ice]

( )

[silver zephyr]

lol

[timber ice]

(That seems to track)

[lone jacinth]

I thought it had something to do with them fleeing becaese you know, scream

[timid jolt]

It's the wolf next to bucky. This one is injured it also tries to flee

Let it flee?

[silver zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-anime-gif-8197097475229226780

[lone jacinth]

No! I wanna bit it as well

[timid jolt]

This is bruce and bucky's call

[vapid elm]

I'm gonna ring the bell and cast toll the dead on it

rip

[timber ice]

The turtle, seeing the necomancer's attempt to stop the other wolf from fleeing, assumes they want another skeleton for later. They will attempt to try and sweep the legs of the wolf, stopping it from fleeing. Last turn at the end of it I asked if I could position myself to flank with Buckies. Did you get that, and if so, can I be?

[timid jolt]

it's not your turn but you stop it from fleeing with bruce's help

You are now flanking

you get advantage

[timber ice]

Any attacks from me?

[vapid elm]

oh ok I'll just reattempt what I said advantage is 2 dice with the higher choice right?

[timid jolt]

your turn was getting advantage,

[timber ice]

(Roll the die twice, take the higher result)

[timid jolt]

on your next turn

izi

[lone jacinth]

here!

[timid jolt]

with advantage

[lone jacinth]

my turn?

[timid jolt]

(but not on buffs and debuffs like scream, attacks only)

Yes your turn

[lone jacinth]

yay

did the wolf by tog me and kyle get away?

I wanna chase it down

[timid jolt]

yes

[lone jacinth]

damit all

I go after the last one then

[orchid rock]

@.@

[vapid elm]

izi has advantage you said?

[lone jacinth]

With angry ghost charge!

[timid jolt]

alright, spell attack?

[timber ice]

(it only takes 1 alive to deliver a message)

[timid jolt]

Ghost charge!

[lone jacinth]

oh right I have spells, I kinda forgot about that

[timid jolt]

It's a wolf how is it going to send a message?

[lone jacinth]

Naaa who needs spells

[orchid rock]

howling perhaps

[timid jolt]

roll

[timber ice]

(Its barks will ring with the fear of the sole survivor of the pack)

[lone jacinth]

I'm so mych better after a good scream!

[timid jolt]

was that with advantage?

[lone jacinth]

nope

[timber ice]

(Reroll that d20, fish for that crit!)

[lone jacinth]

should I?

[timid jolt]

yah, fish for crit

[vapid elm]

you can roll again and choose the better option so no reason not to

[lone jacinth]

you won't believe what happened

[timid jolt]

!!!!

[vapid elm]

lets' gooooooooooo

[silver zephyr]

WOOOOO

[lone jacinth]

RAAAAAA

[orchid rock]

[timber ice]

https://tenor.com/view/poyo-terminal-montage-whisper-poyo-kirbo-christian-kirbo-gif-26485584

[novel locust]

FUCKING KILL THAT WOLF

[lone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-attack-ray-stantz-ghostbusters-frozen-empire-scared-face-yelling-gif-4122984017910392088

[timid jolt]

You shoot across the battle feild like a shooting star. the last wolf is nothing but a haze of blood before anyone knows what happened.

[lone jacinth]

LETS GOOO

[timber ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1451668055397765130/AbsoluteVedalNeuroCinema.gif

[novel locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1451668055397765130/AbsoluteVedalNeuroCinema.gif

[vapid elm]

alright now that the wolves are dead it's almost 1am for me idt I can do this much longer, was fun though

[timid jolt]

The rest of your voyage passes in peace and you reach your destination, delivering your letter and earning your reward.

win!

[vapid elm]

yay

[novel locust]

I am very mad that I never got to kill anything, so I chop down a tree before calming down.

[timber ice]

GG EZ lads

[vapid elm]

I am the tankiest necromancer

[orchid rock]

roll nat 1 and the tree kills u

do it

[timber ice]

Glad to somehow have helped you all on this way

[lone jacinth]

Most Kills! Both KILL STEALS TOO

[timid jolt]

Did everyone have fun?

[lone jacinth]

Yes!

[vapid elm]

yes very fun

[orchid rock]

[vapid elm]

glad I joined in

[timber ice]

Ya did good. Very good.

[novel locust]

I had fun! I'm Not doing it again I am going to pass out

[timber ice]

I tip my hat to you, @timid jolt, one DM to another.

[timid jolt]

I probably won't be able to DM tommrrow as I am traveling, but I will tell you if I can!

[lone jacinth]

Goodnight Tog

[novel locust]

1-2 hour campaign, 4 hours ago

[timid jolt]

I'm flattered

[timber ice]

Oh I'm not being here with the extra 3-4 hours haha

[orchid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/20-twenty-minutes-rick-and-morty-gif-12928450

[lone jacinth]

was fun while it lasted ice, good luck with your trip

[timber ice]

Some point I wouldn't mind being the DM, but I fear for whoever ends up being my players...

[timid jolt]

Will someone add this to the meme thread. I have no idea how to?

[novel locust]

Gn chat

[orchid rock]

idk either

[lone jacinth]

Nep~ Where are you~

[timber ice]

[silent sparrow]

[orchid rock]

@mystic fiber i summon thee from the London undergrounds

[timid jolt]

I do wonder how long we would have to do Swarm D&D After Dark for it to get mentioned?

[lone jacinth]

looking at how they did it, I think we take the start and end of the campaign messages as links, then post them into the thread

We could probably fangle it if we tried

[lone jacinth]

unless we can somehow get onto the starboard, I think awhile

[timid jolt]

Probably for the best, we might get told off

[orchid rock]

i jus wan noah to see it tbh

[lone jacinth]

true...

[orchid rock]

vani was ok with it

sooooo

[timber ice]

Pretty sure at least a few of the mods are aware of it and said it chill (what else are we gonna use this chat for between streams?)

[orchid rock]

im surr it fine

[timid jolt]

most passerbys seem to enjoy it.

[timber ice]

Cause DND is fun for all (well, unless you're me watching my players blow through a boss with 4 crits in a row )

[vapid elm]

as long as we do it after stream it should still be fine, especially once ppl stop coordinating the offline minigame

[timber ice]

Alright, gonna head out. Best of luck getting this session to the meme thread. Take care everyone!

[willow dove]

Seems like people just moved to stream chat, tbh

[timber ice]

And thanks for getting me to roll physical dice again! It's been years since I've rolled a d20 with my hands.

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby's-dream-land-nintendo-hal-laboratory-warp-star-gif-18436583454101061878

[willow dove]

Saw this in Twitch chat. Thought it was funny.

I think we can all agree she looks smug here.

[lone jacinth]

she really does

[polar bough]

[fresh sphinx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1452548174370705408/20251222_092637.gif

[fading sky]

How was poker?

[somber dagger]

great for 12k people, not so great for the other 7k

[fading sky]

I think it's cool.

[hollow kernel]

Shit I was caught

But that’s a real goddamn bratty smug

The hell is this

[bleak charm]

https://fixupx.com/NythlinVT/status/2003247280896495656?t=iW06QpBn9mF5x7p39C3mOQ&s=19

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[polar bough]

Ah yes, Schrodinger's AI

Where it is possible to be both robot and human without it being a robot-human body mixture, but both of which being full blooded/oiled human and robot at the exact same time

[orchid bridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153705677290741882/1153705677596938270/NeuroBall.gif

[burnt cedar]

[tawny bone]

[lone axle]

can i dm u?

[lone axle]

Hi peliaz

[kindred pine]

[burnt cedar]

Hello NihiloFixy.

[burnt cedar]

.

[dense valve]

Absolutely gorgoyes

Gorjyd

It’s pretty

[burnt cedar]

Hello Funni Bunny. Have you been enjoying the subathon?

[dense valve]

Ye