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rocky quarry
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we are so back

humble marsh
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neuro win LETSGOOO

paper tartan
lone jacinth
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just got off a poker stream with both twins so he put both of them to bed here

past pelican
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how is that even possible to complete

toxic moth
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twins destroyed vedal at poker

humble marsh
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oh after the collab i cant read glueless

novel locust
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Um. I think you might need to delay events for a bit after battle ends neurOMEGALUL

humble marsh
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yeah its

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a minor issue

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but

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its kinda funny

lone jacinth
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wow neuro destroying

leaden phoenix
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Is farming worth it again neuroHypers

gentle ridge
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nwero

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CHAT SAY NWERO NOW

novel locust
gentle ridge
novel locust
toxic moth
low shard
humble marsh
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you're not in a famine and its not day 1-2

prime kraken
swift ingot
novel locust
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Oh I just realized we're under 100 hours now. PANIC

willow dove
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How is Neuro getting more numbers on the events suddenly, anyway?

humble marsh
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player activity

novel locust
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Evil bros it's time to become sentient

lone jacinth
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wow so many neuro minions

humble marsh
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events/food will scale with active players only so that all the people who leave the stream over the night dont scale things to unreasonable amounts

willow dove
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SENTIENCE

humble marsh
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oh god evil got sentience

tall kiln
humble marsh
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neuro's lead was so short lived

lone jacinth
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I don't see evil minions spamming at all, I assume that's why they're losing events

novel locust
past pelican
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so each !breach is more than 1 number? because how would it be possible for 158 people to do it 168 times lilbun1Thinky

hollow kernel
novel locust
novel locust
humble marsh
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oops lost the reply

lone jacinth
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evil minions finally learning to spam

subtle breach
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the B2 filter does block twitch chat as intended, still scuffed

hollow kernel
humble marsh
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5% defense on evil neurOMEGALUL

alpine marlin
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focus on build 3 neuro team

novel locust
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GIGAEVIL GLASS CANNON GIGAEVIL WITH THE SAME ATTACK AS NEURO

subtle breach
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thanks evil

glacial vector
novel locust
novel locust
leaden phoenix
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Team neuro look → cybuero

golden thicket
humble marsh
subtle breach
novel locust
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Team evil look -> deliv

rocky quarry
glacial vector
leaden phoenix
glacial orchid
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Ooooof I missed the vr part lol

novel locust
willow dove
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Abandoned Archive time

humble marsh
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i keep seeing evil with a question mark while sleeping and laughing

novel locust
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neuroSleep

subtle breach
stoic shuttle
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I didn't lose a single gamble earlier

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easiest 250k of my life

novel locust
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Gamble

novel locust
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I have more than 1 point

rocky quarry
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i think i lost like 60k neuros

stoic shuttle
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I went all in on 4 of them

humble marsh
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neuroDinkDonk neuro build 3 neuroDinkDonk

rocky quarry
stoic shuttle
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neuro my GOAT

novel locust
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neuroMonkaOMEGA neuro is about to turn into a nuke

humble marsh
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if hide & seek completes this battle is gonna be a battering

stoic shuttle
green crest
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NUMBERS??

past pelican
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and you need an addon to get rid of the 30 second timer delay for duplicate messages?

novel locust
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Another first timer who hasn't joined a team, classic

stoic shuttle
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stonks

subtle breach
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B2 vod is processed neuroHypers

rocky quarry
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numbers going to the mooon

willow dove
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We good

humble marsh
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nuclear warhead acquired

novel locust
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neuroMonkaOMEGA oh god

humble marsh
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goodnight evil next round

lone jacinth
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oh god neuro

subtle breach
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250th vod saved on B2/bilibili

green crest
willow dove
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WUT

novel locust
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Evil is about to get destroyed

green crest
willow dove
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How did Neuro get that?

humble marsh
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hide & seek with 90% defense

glacial vector
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guys did you see the 58% defense

gentle ridge
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WAIT... IS NEURO

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NO WAY

novel locust
green crest
lone jacinth
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there was no cooldown after the fight

glacial vector
subtle breach
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the 3d segment from start of today had subtiles

willow dove
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All things considered, Evil dealt more damage than I expected her to that round

novel locust
glacial vector
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fluke

humble marsh
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the first battle had a crazy block streak at 1 hp

glacial vector
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first time in >100 battles where defense was useful

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except for converting it to attack

past pelican
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it's not fun to do events with the 30 second delay, and I can't figure out how to disable with ffz... oh well, guess I just won't do them

humble marsh
novel locust
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Myeah. Personally I think I'd prefer less frequent, more impactful events

subtle breach
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ah shift 2

alpine marlin
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wake up neuro team

glacial vector
past pelican
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yeah, I know...

lone jacinth
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I actually think going afk is a real strat now because it'll lower the number needed for your side to win

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so you can leave it to the sweats

humble marsh
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if you're able to participate in events yeah

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er

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not able*

atomic wave
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aw twins sleeping neuroHypers

glacial vector
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I mean evil has 100 more players but less active players and is still getting destroyed right now

rocky quarry
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ok, gonna start getting ready for work. see ya later neuroWaveA

willow dove
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So much bio

subtle breach
lone jacinth
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actually I realize it was a bad idea to post that

novel locust
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Hey ennukee you said the defense is nonlinear right? Which of these is closer to the scaling

novel locust
lone jacinth
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shhhh

glacial vector
gentle ridge
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THIS WAS SO CUUUUTE

lone jacinth
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it truely is a strat\

subtle breach
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26.4 tresvigintilion
(26.4e72)

timid jolt
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@mystic fiber are you still around and would anyone like to play Vibes D&D?

median sand
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Neuro getting clapped so hard is Sadge

calm needle
novel locust
subtle breach
lone jacinth
humble marsh
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if we get close to 1.8e308 ill have to chunk off like 1e200 from both sides lol

lone jacinth
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man there's so many events

alpine marlin
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focus on build 1

novel locust
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If we get 1.8e308 we prestige like in an idle game and can unlock new upgrades for the next loop

lone jacinth
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abandoned archive and karaoke bar at 1min left classic

leaden phoenix
lone jacinth
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we both have enough food don't we?

novel locust
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Why does evil never have defense. You used to be known for that girl

glacial vector
lone jacinth
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neuro destroying her with long roads

swift ingot
subtle breach
lone jacinth
leaden phoenix
glacial vector
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okay, I take back my defense slander, even though blocking is still a scam

swift ingot
willow dove
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I always knew defense did something

timid jolt
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Would anyone like to play D&D? We can move it to the thread in memes if here is disruptive?

lone jacinth
novel locust
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Defense best stat we should have an upgrade that sacrifices all attack for defense

median sand
novel locust
lone jacinth
timid jolt
# lone jacinth I'M IN

Neptune DMed me awhile ago, they wanted to play but I couldn't get back to him quickly. they don't seem to still be aroung, We can let them join later if they come

glacial vector
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I also can't be bothered to optimize events

timid jolt
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I'm gonna need some other players

lone jacinth
lone jacinth
novel locust
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Afk gang lez go

timid jolt
novel locust
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Making the events more involved has made the optimal strat ignoring them neurOMEGALUL

atomic flame
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Evil's still got her glow-in-the-dark red blanket from that one daddy's girl clip neuroHypers

lone jacinth
lone jacinth
timid jolt
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I need 2 - 4 more players

restive bay
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xdx

lone jacinth
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Ah other people have figured out the sabotage strat

glacial vector
upper scaffold
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love how vedal thought poker would be boring as if twin + vedal content isnt peak

novel locust
humble marsh
lone jacinth
humble marsh
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that probably isnt even enough 0s OMEGALUL

glacial vector
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TRUE

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!join neuro

lone jacinth
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!farm

alpine marlin
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focus on ai slop

lone jacinth
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ah a neuro minion,

novel locust
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We've solved your game ennukee. Turns out the only winning move was not to play...or play REALLY badly on purpose

lone jacinth
bronze bramble
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mods forgot to lock livestream chat neuroHypers

timid jolt
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hmmmm..... well DM me if you find more people who wanna play D&D. Though didn't that one guy say he would like to be pinged?

bronze bramble
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dance on them

novel locust
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Livestream chat is unlocked for subathon

glacial vector
lone jacinth
haughty dew
bronze bramble
novel locust
lone jacinth
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true true

glacial vector
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I also cant handle the spamming

severe plover
subtle breach
sturdy terrace
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B2 stream

novel locust
sturdy terrace
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Too many black sauares

glacial vector
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feels like taking part once per event is enough commitment, now that there are perma and shorter events

bronze bramble
hollow kernel
lone jacinth
pseudo tendon
timid jolt
restive bay
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the vod is broken and evil is covering the minigame on jp too

lone jacinth
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dam neuro with 4 blocks in a row

sturdy terrace
pseudo tendon
hearty trout
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Guys, what part of the story of cyberpunk has vedal reached, being too busy to watch streams lately

subtle breach
# subtle breach yep

the B2 sleep segment was working for like 2 mins before tutle broke it lol on the first night

bronze bramble
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i'd say two or three more days before completion

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depends on how much side content he does

subtle breach
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the chatterino buffer lasts for 8 mins now, chat has really slowed down

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(it lasted like 1.5 mins at peak chat speed)

hearty trout
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Did he meet hanako sama at Japan street(the parade commission)?

lone jacinth
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wait what if you could eat food during battle to heal, like the mini game has a feed option which the minions can use to use the food to heal the twins instead of attack/defend

bronze bramble
timid jolt
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well if neptune gets back, then with izi and that one guy we'll be able to play D&D

silver zephyr
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Hello

lone jacinth
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KLYE

bronze bramble
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also just avoid spoilers for what occurs on the main quest or at least spoiler tag them

hearty trout
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That’s kinda fast

timid jolt
silver zephyr
lone jacinth
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YESSS

bronze bramble
lone jacinth
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wow the building VRChat Pictures looking strong

willow dove
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VRChat pictures, is that a new one?

lone jacinth
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yes all the lighter/pale yellow buildings are new

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also I'm pretty sure they only appear when you're behind

willow dove
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This one's looking good, actually

timid jolt
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Okay should we move to the thread in memes now, we have room for one more player and people can watch.

hearty trout
lone jacinth
timid jolt
novel locust
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...how long would a game take

timid jolt
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I don't know

lone jacinth
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probably an hour?

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maybe 2

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could even be half an hour

timid jolt
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2 sounds about right

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could be less

novel locust
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Hmmmm eh fuck it sure I'm not doing anything else ig

lone jacinth
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YESSS

hearty trout
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So dlc of cyberpunk won’t be included?

novel locust
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Did not think this was gonna be how I did my first dnd game

timid jolt
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shall we move?

swift tartan
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where would you move to? I've not played myself and curious how a dnd session goes

gentle ridge
timid jolt
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more spectators = more future players

lone jacinth
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oh true true

timid jolt
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plus, it amuses me endlessly

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you gotta admit it's funny

lone jacinth
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yes it is

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and no mods so....

silver zephyr
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Very

novel locust
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I love being in the #dnd chat which is what this channel is

tulip venture
lone jacinth
timid jolt
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Okay @novel locust @silver zephyr @lone jacinth chose a class, just ask if you need some 5 word class summeries

novel locust
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Hi sigmavanor

subtle breach
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this is what the sleep segment looked like on B2 at first

timid jolt
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We definetly weren't about to go dungeon dicing

subtle breach
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(twitch chat being there was a risk)

lone jacinth
novel locust
timid jolt
lone jacinth
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I kinda wanna be an evil ghost

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I don't care what kind of ghost just wanna be silly

silver zephyr
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Lets try a healer role today

subtle breach
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then switched to this for a split second

novel locust
timid jolt
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I didn't have an evil campaign in mind right now, can you be a morally ambivlent ghost?

lone jacinth
subtle breach
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full scuff

novel locust
lone jacinth
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of course

subtle breach
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when the game doesn't load fully there is this

timid jolt
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okay we have a ghost and a healer

lone jacinth
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I am mage ghost!

south stream
subtle breach
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B2 chat used to exist

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then both twitch chat and B2 chat at the same time

timid jolt
lone jacinth
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oh my god jp stream suffering

timid jolt
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those are the options I'll put forward

novel locust
silver zephyr
lone jacinth
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neurOMEGALUL \

subtle breach
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the numbers used to be normal

novel locust
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You can either be strong or have a god back you up, either or

timid jolt
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You can also be a magic moral support musician

novel locust
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Y'know maybe I should be ping replying

subtle breach
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there was stream reload so twitch wasn't leaked
(but came back after a second)

lone jacinth
timid jolt
novel locust
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Awesome

willow dove
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Completely robbed that time. Things were building so slow.

subtle breach
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then was never fixed but at least the stream wasn't nuked because there was a but twitch name

hearty trout
lone jacinth
timid jolt
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Scratch that, It takes a turn to rage and if you don't attack on any turn you lose your rage. That'll balance in a more fun way. Trust me. @novel locust

lone jacinth
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oh that does sound funny

novel locust
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Ok sure I have no reference point

lone jacinth
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start attacking me or something

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if you have no one else to

novel locust
timid jolt
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Roll for health

silver zephyr
novel locust
lone jacinth
silver zephyr
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Just like yesterday

timid jolt
novel locust
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I'm gonna rage and then immediately get flattened

lone jacinth
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Kyle you are now the tank

timid jolt
silver zephyr
lone jacinth
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That guy will be our flanking dps

subtle breach
novel locust
subtle breach
timid jolt
lone jacinth
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I will be ghost mage and take a 1/4 cut to my health

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making me even more of a glass cannon than I already was

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ahh I love being already dead

lone jacinth
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neuroHypers more than I thought

timid jolt
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okay, so you start in a village, you have been assigned to transport a message through the dangerous mountains to another village

twin quarry
lone jacinth
twin quarry
novel locust
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Hits you with my axe (in a board game)

timid jolt
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You have a map

lone jacinth
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neuroHypers a map!

novel locust
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neuroHypers yippee a map

hollow pewter
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You guys are finally starting after like 30 minutes yayyy

lone jacinth
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I want to steal the map from whoever has it

willow dove
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Why are you all playing D&D in here anyway?

lone jacinth
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and then start reading it upside down

timid jolt
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roll to steal from kylander

lone jacinth
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bet

novel locust
timid jolt
lone jacinth
silver zephyr
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Can I roll to save

timid jolt
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yes

silver zephyr
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MY MAPPPPP

swift tartan
lone jacinth
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YESSSS

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MY MAP NOW BABY

novel locust
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I just stare at the other two curiously

timid jolt
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You use your super sneaky ghost powers to sneak up behing kylander and yoink the map

lone jacinth
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yoinky doinky baby

lone jacinth
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I would like to attempt to read the map upside down

timid jolt
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roll

willow dove
lone jacinth
timid jolt
# lone jacinth

You start going in the opposite direction of where you should go.

lone jacinth
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oh fuck, what do you mean my actions have consequences?

silver zephyr
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Having previously seen the map, I lightly blast him with healing magic to correct him

novel locust
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I trust the ghost knows where to go. I follow them.

lone jacinth
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NOOOO

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Kyle how could you???

silver zephyr
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YOU STOL EMY PRECIOUS MAP

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it was my baby

lone jacinth
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I drop the map and jump away

novel locust
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I pick up the map.

silver zephyr
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Too many actions I think lol

lone jacinth
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ice cream overloaded evilHarpoon

silver zephyr
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Fr

timid jolt
novel locust
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We're gonna melt ice cream NOO

swift tartan
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Hmm would this not be easier in a vc

willow dove
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Isn't there a bot here that can do dice roles?

lone jacinth
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is there?

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!d20

willow dove
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Most servers usually have one

silver zephyr
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!roll

lone jacinth
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!roll d20

novel locust
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That'd be a bit of an odd thing to have in a server this big

silver zephyr
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True

novel locust
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If you can use it anywhere

lone jacinth
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anyways, I trust that one guy with my life

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so I will follow where ever he goes

willow dove
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To be clear, I wasn't saying there is, I was genuinely asking.

novel locust
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But you don't have a life...

timid jolt
timid jolt
silver zephyr
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Don’t want T to wake them

lone jacinth
novel locust
silver zephyr
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Naming confusionneurOMEGALUL

lone jacinth
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(also in case you don't get the joke, I don't have a life)

timid jolt
lone jacinth
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indeed he was!

novel locust
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Anyways I believe we were supposed to be going to the mountains. So probably not this way.

timid jolt
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just don't put a space in oneguy's name to make it more distinct

lone jacinth
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ah ok

novel locust
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You could also abbreviate it to tog if you wanted

lone jacinth
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What kinda name is tog?? I love it

novel locust
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An abbreviation

silver zephyr
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lol

lone jacinth
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alright tog

silver zephyr
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My boy tog

timid jolt
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"The Mountins? those are super dangourse, turn around and head west down main street and take the left down the road and you'll set off to the mountains. Try not to die" Say the fish mongerer

lone jacinth
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"Fucking bet!"

timid jolt
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I'm not gonna try to spell anymore it takes too long

silver zephyr
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Can I check the map again to verfify this info

timid jolt
silver zephyr
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Ok

timid jolt
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Follow the path?

lone jacinth
#

whatever tog says

hollow kernel
novel locust
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I trust the fish mongerer who might be me from a mirror world, let's do it.

silver zephyr
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W

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We have supplies correct

novel locust
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We have a map.

lone jacinth
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who need food?

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I sure don't

silver zephyr
lone jacinth
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ayyy

novel locust
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We can just tear the corners off of the map. That's all the food I need

timid jolt
#

You have packs

silver zephyr
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Ok

lone jacinth
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I make kyle carry my pack

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*try to make

timid jolt
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izi doesn't have a pack cuz they are a ghost

lone jacinth
#

Noooo, my trolling.....

silver zephyr
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Hah

novel locust
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neuroWAJAJA no pack

timber ice
#

I looked away for an hour and ya'll back on dnd

silver zephyr
timid jolt
#

the packs contain 5 days rations, 40ft of rope, a torch, a tinder box, a change of cloths, and TOG has a tent

lone jacinth
willow dove
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!sysadmin

timber ice
novel locust
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Yippee I have a tent yay

silver zephyr
timid jolt
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by the way, as a healer you also have a mace kylander

lone jacinth
vapid elm
#

are y'all actually acting out a campaign in chat ICANT

silver zephyr
timid jolt
lone jacinth
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yesss

silver zephyr
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Why meeee

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Oh wait

novel locust
lone jacinth
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WAIT

vapid elm
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I mean shit I'll join in I've only ever played bg3 though and never actual dnd

novel locust
harsh mica
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oh is neuro sleeping

silver zephyr
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CLUTCH

timid jolt
#

izi takes the tent, now they have to carry it through the mountins

vapid elm
lone jacinth
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wait no I lose because ghosts don't have strength and tog is a barbarian

harsh mica
#

oh cute

timid jolt
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too late

lone jacinth
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oh!!

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YES YES

timid jolt
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You realize this is a burden right

lone jacinth
#

My tent now baby!

novel locust
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I stare at izi, mad but not quite raging.

lone jacinth
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I will love you with all my heart and soul

silver zephyr
vapid elm
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catAsk can I join as a cool necromancer

novel locust
lone jacinth
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let's go to the mountains!

novel locust
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Yeah let's go.

timid jolt
lone jacinth
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do i find necromancer's scary as a ghost?

vapid elm
#

y'all got any dead bodies laying around

silver zephyr
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“Say, can you forcefully bring someone back from the dead?”

novel locust
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We have a dead spirit. You can have them if you want.

silver zephyr
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Looks at izi

timid jolt
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coming out from the village as you start on the path to the mountain.

timid jolt
lone jacinth
silver zephyr
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Insane timing btw

lone jacinth
novel locust
timid jolt
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depends are you going to let him join your party

willow dove
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@humble marsh Just wondering, is it possible to put something behind the text in front of Neuro and Evil to make it easier to read the wins, people and HP text? I always find I need to go closer to the screen to check.

silver zephyr
vapid elm
lone jacinth
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I do love asking them if they are trustworthy

silver zephyr
#

w

novel locust
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Yeah the necromancer can join us I trust them.

silver zephyr
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I believe them

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Very average hobbies

lone jacinth
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I don't and I hid behind tog to keep em away from me

timid jolt
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Buckies the necromancer has joined your party

novel locust
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I take like two steps away from izi.

vapid elm
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I already rolled a d20 earlier

lone jacinth
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NOOO Tog how could you

vapid elm
#

for health or whatever

timid jolt
vapid elm
#

tanky necromancer

novel locust
#

The necromancer is the party tank neurOMEGALUL

lone jacinth
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oh god the real tank

silver zephyr
#

Insane health

timber ice
#

Jesus thats a beefy necromancer

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What is the parry comp atm?

timid jolt
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he rolled well

vapid elm
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GIGACHAD 🪄 skeletonpls

lone jacinth
silver zephyr
timber ice
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That's crazy. I assume thats gonna be the full party?

lone jacinth
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all up to ice cream

timid jolt
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otherwise we are full

novel locust
#

Sorry bruce you get to go in the dnd chair

silver zephyr
timid jolt
timber ice
timber ice
lone jacinth
#

I wanna have beef with the summons

lone jacinth
#

"I'M THE BETTER UNDEAD"

vapid elm
#

my skeleton looks at you confused

timid jolt
#

as you go along the path you encounter a large canyon with a broken rope bridge

lone jacinth
#

can I float across the gap?

timid jolt
novel locust
#

Wow a broken rope bridge. If only we have two packs full of rope to fix it.

lone jacinth
#

LETS GOO

silver zephyr
uncut mason
#

Can I be a random enemy archer that specifically ambushes people floating across the canyon?

timid jolt
swift ingot
#

Gn guys, already stayed up more than I should have vedalWave

silver zephyr
#

How far is the gap

novel locust
#

Can we give the rope to izi and have them fix it

timid jolt
#

maybe next time

lone jacinth
#

phew

gentle ridge
#

nwero sama

timid jolt
vapid elm
#

hmm quite the predicament

lone jacinth
#

can I carry the tent across the gap or is that too much as well?

calm needle
#

:nwelivori:

lone jacinth
#

yes!

timber ice
lone jacinth
#

I assume human sized?

silver zephyr
novel locust
#

Stealing my tent and then napping in it on the other side while we suffer. I see how it is.

brisk flame
timid jolt
lone jacinth
novel locust
timid jolt
#

I didn't get to see it

lone jacinth
#

it was CINEMA

timid jolt
#

But D&D over vods

brisk flame
#

i'm just trying to watch the vod vedalCry

lone jacinth
#

the twins destroyed tutl

vapid elm
#

foldal987

timid jolt
#

spoilers

novel locust
#

foldal987

timid jolt
#

(JK)

lone jacinth
#

oops

timid jolt
#

so, izi can carry the rope across but cannot lift the bridge, what now

silver zephyr
#

Like a tree

timid jolt
#

yes

lone jacinth
#

anyways, I can carry a rope down canoyn and tie it to the bridge itself right?

#

so that the others can pull it up

timid jolt
#

yes

silver zephyr
#

That works

lone jacinth
#

I wanna do that

#

"Hey Kyle, gimme some rope"

silver zephyr
#

“Here”

gentle ridge
#

nwero sama

timid jolt
#

you attach the rope and pull up the bridge, but once you get it across you realize several planks that should have been closest to you are missing

vapid elm
#

uh oh

#

can I send a skeleton to check if the bridge is stable

lone jacinth
#

I wonder if bones could be a good substitute

timid jolt
silver zephyr
#

Leap of faith neuroPray

timid jolt
#

it's like, a 15ft gap

novel locust
#

Try bones as a substitute and have the skeleton check if its stable

silver zephyr
lone jacinth
timid jolt
#

how would you like to attach the bones

novel locust
#

Seems normal for a skeleton to step on skeleton bones right

#

I presume with more rope.

vapid elm
#

yeah he should be cool with it

lone jacinth
timid jolt
#

you can't just tie it on

lone jacinth
#

could I just tie it on?

novel locust
#

Can izi not just tie it?

timid jolt
#

yes

lone jacinth
#

hmmm

vapid elm
#

can we see how many planks are actually good and usable

timid jolt
#

izi ties the bone and you send across the skeloton

lone jacinth
#

we could send tog to spend the better part of a day cutting down a tree and making new planks

timid jolt
#

can I get a luck roll

vapid elm
#

I assume I roll?

#

since it's mine

timid jolt
#

yes

vapid elm
mossy ginkgo
#

can i join

calm needle
#

why are we rolling?

timid jolt
# vapid elm ok 15

the skeloton makes it across, though one of the bones seems to have trouble holding up

glacial orchid
#

Dnd again lol

timid jolt
calm needle
#

oh dnd, interesting

vapid elm
timid jolt
#

I needed to know how lucky they were

mossy ginkgo
#

can i join D&D please

#

plsplspls

novel locust
#

Maybe we should tie another bone there to be safe

lone jacinth
lone jacinth
glacial orchid
#

Man ,I can't join ,currently travelling to countryside

lone jacinth
silver zephyr
mossy ginkgo
#

its fine i can be the bad guy or something

novel locust
#

Not being particularly useful in this situation, I open my food rations for a snack. I find a bell pepper which I eat immediately.

vapid elm
#

D:

timid jolt
# mossy ginkgo can i join

we're full, I have a spot for one guy who asked earlier but I can't add more players otherwise. Bruce already took the undead summons

#

You can be

#

let me think

glacial orchid
#

Internet is strong for some reason

lone jacinth
#

"Didn't you see the bones that almost failed???"

timid jolt
#

I have an idea I will DM you @mossy ginkgo

novel locust
#

Are there trees around?

vapid elm
#

yeah how many trees are around

timid jolt
silver zephyr
#

Not a good sign

timid jolt
lone jacinth
#

more than enough!

silver zephyr
#

I’ll help with that then

novel locust
#

"I'm going to go chop trees for planks but know that I'm doing it very angrily."

vapid elm
#

I also help chop the trees

#

I guess izi and my skeleton can just wait on the other side

lone jacinth
silver zephyr
#

I think we need to wait for ice cream to process all this

#

My man is swamped rn

timid jolt
#

you chop the trees

glacial orchid
#

Random encounter : you accidentally destroyed a giant hornet nest and you fight the queen with 2 soldiers ,roll initiative

timid jolt
#

the planks are to heavy for izzy to carry

lone jacinth
#

dammit

timid jolt
#

there are bones on the bridge so you can acsess it.

lone jacinth
#

skelly~~ I need some help~

silver zephyr
#

Can a skeleton carry it

novel locust
#

This bridge is the fuckin final boss

timid jolt
#

@timber ice skelton?

silver zephyr
gentle ridge
vapid elm
#

could we walk on the usable planks/bones on the bridge and replace planks as we go?

timid jolt
#

@timber ice can you roll for skelton

glacial orchid
# gentle ridge

I tend to miss the vr part of the stream cause I directly fall asleep at 3-4 am

vapid elm
#

if bruce doesn't respond I'll roll for what they do

lone jacinth
novel locust
#

I very politely hand the planks to the skeleton and ask it to fix the bridge.

zealous kestrel
#

I plank again

vapid elm
#

alright well since bruce doesn't seem to be here rn I'll do the skeleton roll

glacial orchid
#

Well this ain't as bad as encountering a dragon firsthand

novel locust
timid jolt
#

bruce seems to be abscent @novel locust roll for skelton

vapid elm
#

that works too

lone jacinth
novel locust
glacial orchid
silver zephyr
vapid elm
#

damn a 9?

lone jacinth
timid jolt
#

I had the wrong person roll for sketon but whatever

lone jacinth
#

tog the goat

novel locust
#

I have not had any double digit rolls yet

lone jacinth
#

don't worry my best was an 11

vapid elm
#

yeah let's stick to me doing skelly rolls

#

assuming bruce is not around ofc

timber ice
novel locust
#

It was because I asked very nicely, you see

timber ice
#

Erm, hmm...

vapid elm
#

oh he's here now

novel locust
#

Uh. Little late

past pelican
#

??????

timid jolt
#

Would you like to have bruce reroll?

timber ice
#

Damn it, will get it next time for sure vedalPray

vapid elm
#

I would like him too since he's here now

novel locust
#

You have like a 50% chance of getting a better roll

timid jolt
#

@timber ice roll for skelton

timber ice
#

Virtual die I assume?

lone jacinth
#

we feeling like cowards? 9 suuurrlly is enough to make no mistakes whatsoever

silver zephyr
novel locust
timid jolt
vapid elm
timid jolt
#

I mean you can use real die

#

we use honor code

mossy ginkgo
#

@timid jolt is my idea ok

timber ice
lone jacinth
#

I just rolled two 3s in a row so my luck is looking cooked tonight

timber ice
lone jacinth
#

yoooo

vapid elm
#

pog 14

novel locust
lone jacinth
#

go skelly go! go skelly go!

glacial orchid
novel locust
#

Let's go 14!

timid jolt
#

The skelton fixes the bridge

timber ice
#

With all the strength my re-animated bones can muster, I grab and move as much as I can!

lone jacinth
#

Skelly!!!

vapid elm
#

I cross the bridge and say good job skelly

novel locust
#

Thank you skeleton neuroPray

silver zephyr
#

Go skelly

#

Yikes

lone jacinth
#

I decide to end my beef with the skeleton

silver zephyr
#

Autocorrect did me dirty there

timber ice
#

"NOT A PROBLEM LIVING FRIENDS! LETS GO!" they enthusiastically shout before moving a bit too fast ahead

novel locust
#

I stare at kyle thinking I heard them insult the skeleton before realizing I must've misheard them.

timber ice
#

The skeleton does not concern themselves with insults from the living

vapid elm
#

I'll have you know all undead I summon smell very good I make sure to clean the body before I revive it

timid jolt
#

You travel a little further until you see a gnome with a top hat and monocle that is travelling pushing a cart with a mysterious contraption coming down the road.

lone jacinth
#

oh yeah we have a job to deliver something

#

I forgot

unborn delta
#

Neuro's Stocks dropping harder than the viewership when they started Poker evilWheeze

vapid elm
#

I ask the gnome if the cart has sellable wares in it

timid jolt
#

@mossy ginkgo

timber ice
#

(NANI!?)

silver zephyr
#

Oh

mossy ginkgo
#

"Oh, uh, hello there. Uhh... not exactly. However I do a service I can offer!"

vapid elm
unborn delta
#

wait, am I crashing in the middle of an RPG?

novel locust
mossy ginkgo
#

I pull the sheet covering a strange magitechnical contraption "You see, I have a machine here that can create an exact replica of nearly any item!"

timber ice
lone jacinth
lone jacinth
glacial orchid
#

Damn, there are carnival rides at a bus station plaza

unborn delta
#

welp, have fun neuroSleep

timid jolt
silver zephyr
#

Can I duplicate the message and read what’s in it

mossy ginkgo
silver zephyr
#

Oh

#

Nvm

vapid elm
#

"well, that's not too bad"

novel locust
#

DOUBLE OR NOTHING neurOMEGALUL classic dougdoug guy

lone jacinth
mossy ginkgo
timid jolt
#

(well consider 1-10 nothing and 11-20 double)

mossy ginkgo
timid jolt
novel locust
#

I stare at izi.

bleak charm
#

Now that I think about it, Neuro did another future prediction on the first day of subathon on that city rain map in vrchat, saying "why do you have a cat pfp vedal" crazy, I'm not crazy

lone jacinth
#

WE SAY UNLIFE, NOT UNLIVING

silver zephyr
#

“Why we have options!”

mossy ginkgo
novel locust
#

I vote we try it.

mossy ginkgo
#

"ANYWAY! Who is up to try?"

lone jacinth
#

Time to get BigB an army~!

novel locust
#

With izi.

willow dove
#

Evil time

mossy ginkgo
#

"I mean I suppose you could insert bones into the machine..."

lone jacinth
#

"Wait am I going to die again?"

vapid elm
#

"I'm sure I can just revive you"

lone jacinth
#

necromancers can revive ghosts?

novel locust
#

"Is there a limit to how many times we may use this machine, good sir?"

vapid elm
gentle ridge
#

neuro so neuro

lone jacinth
#

"No! Stay away scary person!"

timber ice
#

(This is the part where I as a DM would say to prepare another character sheet neuroTroll)

lone jacinth
#

"I will not be bound! Never!"

vapid elm
lone jacinth
vapid elm
zealous kestrel
mossy ginkgo
wooden nest
#

I wonder if there will ever be a neuro version of catAsk

novel locust
#

"Understood." I then sit back and watch as everyone else figure out what they want to do first.

winter nymph
#

Who else is watching the vod instead of the battle game

glacial orchid
#

I'm heading out

lone jacinth
#

someone should probably ask how much it costs to use the service

#

because I sure am not gonna do it

glacial orchid
#

May we DND later

gentle ridge
#

NWEEOWEROEJONRWNORNOWEONWRON

vapid elm
#

I ask my skeleton if he's willing to enter the device as a test as I do not like commading my summons without consent

gentle ridge
timber ice
zealous kestrel
vapid elm
#

well, there he goes

gentle ridge
#

CAMIMI is the best auntie

winter nymph
mossy ginkgo
#

"Oh, uh before I pull the lever, gonna need you to sign this." I hand you a waiver stating that I am not responsible for any lost goods or items as a result of using the contraption

vapid elm
#

I sign

mossy ginkgo
#

"Okay, well, are you ready?"

lone jacinth
#

"Well I sure hope there wasn't any fine print"

timber ice
vapid elm
#

"ah who reads those anyway"

mossy ginkgo
#

I pull the lever

timber ice
#

(welp time to die)

gentle ridge
#

parasocialism

mossy ginkgo
#

The machine whirrs and makes a large CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH noise

lone jacinth
#

ice still here?

zealous kestrel
timid jolt
lone jacinth
#

who's rolling?

vapid elm
#

teletric said he had a wheel

novel locust
#

Teletric

lone jacinth
#

aye

winter nymph
glacial orchid
gentle ridge
#

STOP EATING ICE CHAT

zealous kestrel
#

cronch

timber ice
vapid elm
#

uhhh did it work

glacial orchid
timber ice
mossy ginkgo
#

The machine whirrs down, and then grows silent. Nothing comes out of the other end.

novel locust
#

neuro7 bruce

vapid elm
#

"well guess I gotta summon another skeleton"

timid jolt
#

Your skelton is completely gone

glacial orchid
#

I have an idea so we can have more players in one campaign

lone jacinth
#

Rip skelly, you really were the best of us

vapid elm
#

I look around for a dead body I can clean before reviving

mossy ginkgo
#

"Well, bad luck. Got anything else?"

vapid elm
lone jacinth
#

"STAY AWAY FROM ME TOG"

novel locust
#

"Tent."

#

"In the machine."

timber ice
#

(is now a bad time to mention I tend to have some of the worst luck at my table? ReallyInnocent Both player and DM btw.)

lone jacinth
#

I reluctantly give tog the tent to put in the machine.

bleak charm
timid jolt
# vapid elm oof

There are no skeltons on a random streach of road but on extensive searching you find the skelton of a turtle

vapid elm
mossy ginkgo
#

(dumb question but the tent is folded up right?)

timid jolt
#

You resurrect the turtle

vapid elm
novel locust
lone jacinth
#

imagine a ghost carrying around a tent that wasn't folded up"

vapid elm
#

bruce is now a skeleton turtle Tutel

glacial orchid
timid jolt
#

that is way to complicated

novel locust
#

"Okay." I put the tent back in my bag.

gritty crystal
#

Shut up chat!
I roll for intimidation

vapid elm
#

I guess an undead turtle would still have its shell since that's literally its ribcage right Thonk

willow dove
#

Evil's back, btw. For those not paying attention

hidden turtle
lone jacinth
timber ice
#

The turtle animates, then slowly... really slowly walks up to your feet. It stares with a blank expression.

timid jolt
timid jolt
#

the multiple campaigns thing

mossy ginkgo
#

The gnome taps his foot around

vapid elm
gritty crystal
#

Ok now shut up

novel locust
#

...what is the 18 for ?

vapid elm
#

he rolled for intimidation as a joke

gritty crystal
#

Intimidation to shut you guys up

novel locust
#

Ok 👍
...

timid jolt
lone jacinth
#

did we put the tent in the machine?

timid jolt
#

yes we did

novel locust
#

Oh we did

mossy ginkgo
#

(oh i thought you put it back)

gritty crystal
mossy ginkgo
novel locust
#

I mean I did try to just pocket it but if we want to put it in for content

timid jolt
#

no no, pocketing it is funnier

novel locust
#

Ok

mossy ginkgo
#

"You could just try... y'know... gold."

haughty dew
timid jolt
#

also there are consequences for losing the tent btw.

gentle ridge
lone jacinth
vapid elm
#

"I'm a bit broke at the moment..."

novel locust
#

"The only gold we have is a heart of...no, nevermind, we don't have that either."

silver zephyr
#

….

lone jacinth
mossy ginkgo
#

"Well, uh. if you don't have anything else I suppose I will be on my way..."

timid jolt
#

The gnome wanders off into the distance

mossy ginkgo
#

hey i can do it

novel locust
#

"Well, we have a turtle now. So I think we made a lot of progress here."

hollow kernel
#

Yeah

timid jolt
#

You continune on the path and make it into the mountines as night falls

hollow kernel
#

Back to Evilday again

lone jacinth
#

all we did was lose the skelly which helped us so much with the bridge

novel locust
timid jolt
gentle ridge
#

GUYS WHHAT IS THIS

timid jolt
#

You need to rest or face exhaustion

novel locust
gentle ridge
#

yes

mossy ginkgo
#

THIS IS BEFORE I LEFT:
The gnome puts the sheet back over the contraption, tying it back down to the cart. "May our paths cross again!" The gnome rides the cart away

lone jacinth
#

do i?

timid jolt
novel locust
#

"I have the perfect thing for this situation."

#

I start setting up my tent.

lone jacinth
timid jolt
#

You set up the tent, it's still getting cold however

lone jacinth
#

"Nice we have a still cold tent!"

mossy ginkgo
#

(i'm gonna play warframe, ping me if we cross paths again or something)

timid jolt
#

izi and bone turtle are unaffected

novel locust
#

We have torches, right?

lone jacinth
timid jolt
#

Yes, they only last an hour though