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neuro win 

just got off a poker stream with both twins so he put both of them to bed here
how is that even possible to complete
twins destroyed vedal at poker
oh after the collab i cant read 
Um. I think you might need to delay events for a bit after battle ends 
wow neuro destroying
Is farming worth it again 


It's not useless


you're not in a famine and its not day 1-2


Oh I just realized we're under 100 hours now. PANIC
How is Neuro getting more numbers on the events suddenly, anyway?
player activity
Evil bros it's time to become sentient
wow so many neuro minions
events/food will scale with active players only so that all the people who leave the stream over the night dont scale things to unreasonable amounts
SENTIENCE
hmmm i wonder why

neuro's lead was so short lived
I don't see evil minions spamming at all, I assume that's why they're losing events
Wh why that image
so each !breach is more than 1 number? because how would it be possible for 158 people to do it 168 times 
Cute doggie
You can spam events with a cooldown
5sec cooldown on events
Understandable
evil minions finally learning to spam
the B2 filter does block twitch chat as intended, still scuffed
I already learned
5% defense on evil 
focus on build 3 neuro team
GIGAEVIL GLASS CANNON GIGAEVIL WITH THE SAME ATTACK AS NEURO
thanks evil
defense is a scam anyways so its ok
Oh is her position still fucked on b2? 
Not anymore
Team neuro look → 


yep, this is the full screen
Team evil look -> 

I wont believe your lies

Ooooof I missed the vr part lol
I tell thee no falsehoods
Abandoned Archive time
i keep seeing evil with a question mark while sleeping and laughing
❓
"what is vedal talking about?"
Maybe dreaming
rip
I have more than 1 point
i think i lost like 60k neuros
I went all in on 4 of them
neuro build 3 

neuro my GOAT
neuro is about to turn into a nuke
if hide & seek completes this battle is gonna be a battering
started with 5k and made it out with 255k
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NUMBERS??
and you need an addon to get rid of the 30 second timer delay for duplicate messages?
Another first timer who hasn't joined a team, classic
stonks
B2 vod is processed 
numbers going to the mooon
We good
nuclear warhead acquired
oh god
goodnight evil next round
oh god neuro
250th vod saved on B2/bilibili
Nahhhh, they've already reached planet Pluto.
WUT
Evil is about to get destroyed

How did Neuro get that?
hide & seek with 90% defense
guys did you see the 58% defense
58% defense doesn't matter if they have double our attack 

there was no cooldown after the fight
no but I want to see a block, else I will continue my defense agenda
the 3d segment from start of today had subtiles
All things considered, Evil dealt more damage than I expected her to that round
Did you see the fucking the first battle? 
fluke
the first battle had a crazy block streak at 1 hp
first time in >100 battles where defense was useful
except for converting it to attack
it's not fun to do events with the 30 second delay, and I can't figure out how to disable with ffz... oh well, guess I just won't do them

Myeah. Personally I think I'd prefer less frequent, more impactful events
ah shift 2
wake up neuro team
you can keep alternating between 2 commands
yeah, I know...
I actually think going afk is a real strat now because it'll lower the number needed for your side to win
so you can leave it to the sweats
aw twins sleeping 
Might be right
I mean evil has 100 more players but less active players and is still getting destroyed right now
ok, gonna start getting ready for work. see ya later 
So much bio
31k 
actually I realize it was a bad idea to post that
Hey ennukee you said the defense is nonlinear right? Which of these is closer to the scaling
xdx sabotage
shhhh
is my output wasted if I just keep choosing the resource and building that is already full? 
yes
Yea
THIS WAS SO CUUUUTE
it truely is a strat\
26.4 tresvigintilion
(26.4e72)
@mystic fiber are you still around and would anyone like to play Vibes D&D?
Neuro getting clapped so hard is 
good thing rate was fixed so we didn't hit infinity
Neuro vr chat is just passively adorable. Aura of cuteness aggression
in this context, infinity will be reaching 1.8e308
wdym she's won the last 2 fights
if we get close to 1.8e308 ill have to chunk off like 1e200 from both sides lol
man there's so many events
focus on build 1
If we get 1.8e308 we prestige like in an idle game and can unlock new upgrades for the next loop
abandoned archive and karaoke bar at 1min left classic
I'm farming bro
we both have enough food don't we?
Why does evil never have defense. You used to be known for that girl
the famine is over bro
neuro destroying her with long roads
neuro keeps losing slowly but steadily
{
stat.attack=stat.attack/1e200
return stat.attack
}
that won't matter for the next hour at least
I'm preparing for the next one 
okay, I take back my defense slander, even though blocking is still a scam
we should think farther in the future tho
I always knew defense did something
Would anyone like to play D&D? We can move it to the thread in memes if here is disruptive?
or you could contribute to buildings to win the fights happening now
Defense best stat we should have an upgrade that sacrifices all attack for defense
I'M IN
Yea but in total wins she still so far behind
This is how you reset attack when we get to 1.8e308 and then we have the longest battle of all time
yeah evil did destroy her last night, but tonight is just starting and neuro's side is looking way better at the meta so I predict she'll win a lot tonight
Neptune DMed me awhile ago, they wanted to play but I couldn't get back to him quickly. they don't seem to still be aroung, We can let them join later if they come
I also can't be bothered to optimize events
I'm gonna need some other players
I assume we're gonna play in the meme's one right?
same, Imma afk
Afk gang lez go
It's fun to have spectators, but it looks like the game is better optimized now, so it might be better to move.
Making the events more involved has made the optimal strat ignoring them 
Evil's still got her glow-in-the-dark red blanket from that one daddy's girl clip 
yeah that's what I was thinking
not ignoring them per say, but not playing the game entirely
I need 2 - 4 more players
join the opposite team and become an active player, then dont contribute to the events
xdx

Ah other people have figured out the sabotage strat
but then I still have to micro my gathering/building to always build the most useless or full stuff
love how vedal thought poker would be boring as if twin + vedal content isnt peak
Yeah I wonder who came up with it 
more like i write a debug command in chat with a value of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
or just !farm because that's uselesss
that probably isnt even enough 0s 
!farm
sabotage strat 
focus on ai slop
ah a neuro minion,
We've solved your game ennukee. Turns out the only winning move was not to play...or play REALLY badly on purpose
hear me out, omeganum
wait, that is super close
I mean we do need a few sweats on our side if we really want to win with these moves, but it is a team game so it makes sense
mods forgot to lock livestream chat 
hmmmm..... well DM me if you find more people who wanna play D&D. Though didn't that one guy say he would like to be pinged?
Livestream chat is unlocked for subathon
did you miss the entire subathon? :(
it's been open every night so far because of the game
no i just never look here post-stream
Twitch frogs can handle the spamming, they can't discuss strategy
true true
I also cant handle the spamming
a second after sending that
ennukee was timed out for 1 min
B2 stream
I don't recall saying that. I'd probably want to watch but idk if I have the brainpower or wrist strength for dnd rn
Too many black sauares
feels like taking part once per event is enough commitment, now that there are perma and shorter events
i cant believe the b2 stream is just a live version of the ep files
how are you talking to us if you don't have the wrist strength for it? this is the same amount of effort as playing
no chat, no vod, Evil’s blocking half the minigame
What’s even the point 
figure it's more typing idk
well, if we can find more people you can watch in the thread in memes
Watch our overlords sleep
the vod is broken and evil is covering the minigame on jp too
dam neuro with 4 blocks in a row
yep
Neuro why are you on there

Guys, what part of the story of cyberpunk has vedal reached, being too busy to watch streams lately
the B2 sleep segment was working for like 2 mins before tutle broke it lol on the first night
he's like roughly halfway through the main story
i'd say two or three more days before completion
depends on how much side content he does
the chatterino buffer lasts for 8 mins now, chat has really slowed down
(it lasted like 1.5 mins at peak chat speed)
Did he meet hanako sama at Japan street(the parade commission)?
wait what if you could eat food during battle to heal, like the mini game has a feed option which the minions can use to use the food to heal the twins instead of attack/defend
that's the part we're getting to tomorrow
well if neptune gets back, then with izi and that one guy we'll be able to play D&D
Hello
KLYE
also just avoid spoilers for what occurs on the main quest or at least spoiler tag them
That’s kinda fast
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY D&D
ABSOLUTELY
YESSS
we've been playing for three days now it's pretty on pace
wow the building VRChat Pictures looking strong
VRChat pictures, is that a new one?
yes all the lighter/pale yellow buildings are new
also I'm pretty sure they only appear when you're behind
This one's looking good, actually
Okay should we move to the thread in memes now, we have room for one more player and people can watch.
Considering the subathon is ongoing ,that’s fair enough
wait who's the third? I haven't seen nep at all
I thought @novel locust was gonna play?
...how long would a game take
I don't know
Hmmmm eh fuck it sure I'm not doing anything else ig
YESSS
So dlc of cyberpunk won’t be included?
Did not think this was gonna be how I did my first dnd game
shall we move?
where would you move to? I've not played myself and curious how a dnd session goes

There is a thread in memes, but we can also do it here since it doesn't look like much is going on
more spectators = more future players
oh true true
Very
I love being in the #dnd chat which is what this channel is


Okay @novel locust @silver zephyr @lone jacinth chose a class, just ask if you need some 5 word class summeries
Hi sigmavanor
this is what the sleep segment looked like on B2 at first
We definetly weren't about to go dungeon dicing
(twitch chat being there was a risk)
can I chose ghost? or should I stick to the basic?
Yea I've never played dnd before I'll take those summaries
uhh, you can be a ghost mage
Lets try a healer role today
then switched to this for a split second

I didn't have an evil campaign in mind right now, can you be a morally ambivlent ghost?
a healer with a ghost, an infamously great combination without any conflicts between them at all
Ofc not
I can be silly ghost
full scuff
Absolute scuff
You still have health though
of course
when the game doesn't load fully there is this
okay we have a ghost and a healer
I am mage ghost!

Okay, a skilled fighter, a rage powered fighter, a healer, a warrior of god, an archer, a rouge, a mage
oh my god jp stream suffering
those are the options I'll put forward
I'll go with rage powered fighter. It's most accurate to the source of my pfp
Cyber psychosis setting in
I do love how a warrior of god is considered mutually exclusive with being a skilled fighter
\
the numbers used to be normal
I'm trying my best XD
You can either be strong or have a god back you up, either or
You can also be a magic moral support musician
Ah, nostalgia. (this happened 3 days ago)
Y'know maybe I should be ping replying
there was stream reload so twitch wasn't leaked
(but came back after a second)
Rage powered fighter
"magic moral support" THE SLANDER 
Awesome, Your a barbarian, you have an axe, and the ability to enter a rage, which makes you stronger but makes certain actions harder.
Awesome
Completely robbed that time. Things were building so slow.
then was never fixed but at least the stream wasn't nuked because there was a but twitch name
It won’t make any difference even if we remove the vod part
by certain actions I'm pretty sure it means non-combat actions
Scratch that, It takes a turn to rage and if you don't attack on any turn you lose your rage. That'll balance in a more fun way. Trust me. @novel locust
oh that does sound funny
Ok sure I have no reference point
Fucking kills you
Roll for health
Great
okay, 24 health
I'm gonna rage and then immediately get flattened
Kyle you are now the tank
hmm... low roll but tanky class. 26 health
Heal myself while getting pummeled
That guy will be our flanking dps
this is what was there last subathon, the problem was that it had to account for all stream layouts
I have more health
still leaked twitch chat anyways
Your a barbarian. Cut me some slack I need to balance it.
I will be ghost mage and take a 1/4 cut to my health
making me even more of a glass cannon than I already was
ahh I love being already dead
16 hp then
more than I thought
okay, so you start in a village, you have been assigned to transport a message through the dangerous mountains to another village

Hits you with my axe (in a board game)
You have a map
a map!
yippee a map
You guys are finally starting after like 30 minutes yayyy
I want to steal the map from whoever has it
Why are you all playing D&D in here anyway?
and then start reading it upside down
roll to steal from kylander
bet
Because this is #dnd obviously what else would we be doing in here
because it's fun and hilarious
Can I roll to save
yes

You use your super sneaky ghost powers to sneak up behing kylander and yoink the map
yoinky doinky baby
I would like to attempt to read the map upside down
roll
To be honest, I don't get it, but you do you
You start going in the opposite direction of where you should go.
oh fuck, what do you mean my actions have consequences?
Having previously seen the map, I lightly blast him with healing magic to correct him
I trust the ghost knows where to go. I follow them.
I drop the map and jump away
I pick up the map.
Too many actions I think lol
ice cream overloaded 
Fr
You try to stop your two friends who seem to be having a lapse in reasoning ability, just before you leave the village you are stopped by a fish mongerer coming up the road.
"Hey, are you going the right way? Your heading straight to the ocean without any water gear?"
We're gonna melt ice cream NOO
would this not be easier in a vc
Isn't there a bot here that can do dice roles?
Most servers usually have one
!roll
!roll d20
That'd be a bit of an odd thing to have in a server this big
True
If you can use it anywhere
To be clear, I wasn't saying there is, I was genuinely asking.
But you don't have a life...
it would be, but those don't seem to be empty and my house mates would think I'm crazy.
Same
The fish mongerer?
Don’t want T to wake them
no that one guy
Yep that's me I was the fish mongerer the whole time
Naming confusion
(also in case you don't get the joke, I don't have a life)
He was following you XD
indeed he was!
Anyways I believe we were supposed to be going to the mountains. So probably not this way.
just don't put a space in oneguy's name to make it more distinct
ah ok
You could also abbreviate it to tog if you wanted
What kinda name is tog?? I love it
An abbreviation
lol
alright tog
My boy tog
"The Mountins? those are super dangourse, turn around and head west down main street and take the left down the road and you'll set off to the mountains. Try not to die" Say the fish mongerer
"Fucking bet!"
I'm not gonna try to spell anymore it takes too long
Can I check the map again to verfify this info
it is correct
Ok
Follow the path?
whatever tog says
Interesting map 
#neurotic-neurons message
I trust the fish mongerer who might be me from a mirror world, let's do it.
We have a map.
Clearly not you
ayyy
We can just tear the corners off of the map. That's all the food I need
You nod at the fish mongerer who now that you look at it, kinda looks like a clone of you with a different hair color and start to head down the path.
You have packs
Ok
izi doesn't have a pack cuz they are a ghost
Noooo, my trolling.....
Hah
no pack
I looked away for an hour and ya'll back on dnd
All roads lead to dnd
the packs contain 5 days rations, 40ft of rope, a torch, a tinder box, a change of cloths, and TOG has a tent
indeed 
!sysadmin
I fuckin wish
Yippee I have a tent yay
It can be true if you try hard enough
steal the tent?
by the way, as a healer you also have a mace kylander
are y'all actually acting out a campaign in chat 
Should have seen yesterday
Ooooo
@lone jacinth @novel locust roll
yesss
Welp
I mean shit I'll join in I've only ever played bg3 though and never actual dnd

oh is neuro sleeping
CLUTCH
izi takes the tent, now they have to carry it through the mountins
neuro and evil are sleeping together it's twin time tomorrow
wait no I lose because ghosts don't have strength and tog is a barbarian
oh cute
too late
You realize this is a burden right
My tent now baby!
I stare at izi, mad but not quite raging.
I will love you with all my heart and soul
I can see the vision
can I join as a cool necromancer
let's go to the mountains!
Yeah let's go.
@lone jacinth @novel locust @silver zephyr A necromancer approches you
do i find necromancer's scary as a ghost?
y'all got any dead bodies laying around
“Say, can you forcefully bring someone back from the dead?”
We have a dead spirit. You can have them if you want.
Looks at izi
coming out from the village as you start on the path to the mountain.
I dunno, do you?
thanks
"Wait wait wait wait wait I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS"
Does he roll for health
Insane timing btw
honestly this is the first time I've seen necromancers interact with ghosts, so let's say yes
Yeah and I didn't agree to having my tent stolen >:(
depends are you going to let him join your party
@humble marsh Just wondering, is it possible to put something behind the text in front of Neuro and Evil to make it easier to read the wins, people and HP text? I always find I need to go closer to the screen to check.
Are you trustworthy
of course, I just happen to like raising the dead
I do love asking them if they are trustworthy
w
Yeah the necromancer can join us I trust them.
I don't and I hid behind tog to keep em away from me
Buckies the necromancer has joined your party
I take like two steps away from izi.
I already rolled a d20 earlier
NOOO Tog how could you
for health or whatever
32 hp
tanky necromancer
The necromancer is the party tank 
oh god the real tank
Insane health
he rolled well
🪄 
a ghost a healer a barbarian and a necromancer
yes
Healer, ghost, necromancer, barbarian
That's crazy. I assume thats gonna be the full party?
all up to ice cream
yes, I will let neptune join if they show up because they asked about it earlier
otherwise we are full
Sorry bruce you get to go in the dnd chair
He’s just narcoleptic, I’m sure he’ll wake up soon
You can be the undead summons
Will still be here to commentate (and as a DM, if you need anything to help, lmk. Will be here for a while)
LETS GOOOOOOOO
I did that yesterday and it was great... Am I getting shamed????
I wanna have beef with the summons
DND Crelly 
"I'M THE BETTER UNDEAD"
my skeleton looks at you confused
as you go along the path you encounter a large canyon with a broken rope bridge
can I float across the gap?
yes
Wow a broken rope bridge. If only we have two packs full of rope to fix it.
LETS GOO
Truly the illusion of free will
Can I be a random enemy archer that specifically ambushes people floating across the canyon?
it's broken from the other end, you can't reach it
wait wait wait wait wait
Gn guys, already stayed up more than I should have 
How far is the gap
Can we give the rope to izi and have them fix it
That is hilarious. no
maybe next time
phew
nwero sama
she can carry one end of the rope, but as a ghost, the rope bridge is too heavy for them to lift.
hmm quite the predicament
can I carry the tent across the gap or is that too much as well?
:nwelivori:
you can
yes!
How swol is this fucking ghost?
I assume human sized?
Can he tie the rope to a tree on the other side
Stealing my tent and then napping in it on the other side while we suffer. I see how it is.
wha- 
you are
poker was something else eh?
The gambling warning is still up 
I didn't get to see it
it was CINEMA
But D&D over vods
i'm just trying to watch the vod 
the twins destroyed tutl
foldal987
spoilers
foldal987
(JK)
oops
so, izi can carry the rope across but cannot lift the bridge, what now
Can he tie it to something o the other side
Like a tree
yes
anyways, I can carry a rope down canoyn and tie it to the bridge itself right?
so that the others can pull it up
yes
That works
“Here”
nwero sama
you attach the rope and pull up the bridge, but once you get it across you realize several planks that should have been closest to you are missing
I wonder if bones could be a good substitute
I mean, it's missing planks so how do you want to get it past the gap.
Leap of faith 
you can try
it's like, a 15ft gap
Try bones as a substitute and have the skeleton check if its stable
I’m really faithful
"Good luck guys. If you fucking die then we can be ghosts togeather!"
how would you like to attach the bones
Seems normal for a skeleton to step on skeleton bones right
I presume with more rope.
yeah he should be cool with it
wait then how are you going to get across tod?
could I just tie it on?
Can izi not just tie it?
yes
hmmm
can we see how many planks are actually good and usable
izi ties the bone and you send across the skeloton
we could send tog to spend the better part of a day cutting down a tree and making new planks
can I get a luck roll
yes
ok 15
can i join
why are we rolling?
the skeloton makes it across, though one of the bones seems to have trouble holding up
Dnd again lol
luck
oh dnd, interesting
hmmm, well maybe it'll be fine...
I needed to know how lucky they were
Maybe we should tie another bone there to be safe
famous last words
ice cream said the party is full
Man ,I can't join ,currently travelling to countryside
oh good luck
Safe travels
its fine i can be the bad guy or something
Not being particularly useful in this situation, I open my food rations for a snack. I find a bell pepper which I eat immediately.
D:
we're full, I have a spot for one guy who asked earlier but I can't add more players otherwise. Bruce already took the undead summons
You can be
let me think
Internet is strong for some reason
"get to chopping wood for planks goodamit tog"
"Didn't you see the bones that almost failed???"
I have an idea I will DM you @mossy ginkgo
Are there trees around?
yeah how many trees are around
yes
Oh no
Not a good sign
ok
like, maybe 10
more than enough!
I’ll help with that then
"I'm going to go chop trees for planks but know that I'm doing it very angrily."
I also help chop the trees
I guess izi and my skeleton can just wait on the other side
"Well my life isn't on the line if you mess up so I say more power to ya."
you chop the trees
Random encounter : you accidentally destroyed a giant hornet nest and you fight the queen with 2 soldiers ,roll initiative
the planks are to heavy for izzy to carry
dammit
there are bones on the bridge so you can acsess it.
skelly~~ I need some help~
Can a skeleton carry it
This bridge is the fuckin final boss
@timber ice skelton?
Srs bro
could we walk on the usable planks/bones on the bridge and replace planks as we go?
@timber ice can you roll for skelton
I tend to miss the vr part of the stream cause I directly fall asleep at 3-4 am
if bruce doesn't respond I'll roll for what they do
you can
well I was askng skelly because then it wouldn't put your life on the line if something goes wrong, but I guess that if nothing goes wrong then it's fine
I very politely hand the planks to the skeleton and ask it to fix the bridge.
I plank again
alright well since bruce doesn't seem to be here rn I'll do the skeleton roll
Well this ain't as bad as encountering a dragon firsthand
I plank again, bruce. What does this rope bridge need?
lol fr
bruce seems to be abscent @novel locust roll for skelton
that works too
at least the dragon was tameable
Almost died
True
a 9?
my boy almost did it 
I had the wrong person roll for sketon but whatever
tog the goat
I have not had any double digit rolls yet
don't worry my best was an 11
(Sorry was busy)
It was because I asked very nicely, you see
Erm, hmm...
oh he's here now
Uh. Little late
??????
Would you like to have bruce reroll?
Damn it, will get it next time for sure 
I would like him too since he's here now
You have like a 50% chance of getting a better roll
@timber ice roll for skelton
Virtual die I assume?
we feeling like cowards? 9 suuurrlly is enough to make no mistakes whatsoever
Any is fine

yes
I mean hey if you have a real d20 go go for it lmao
@timid jolt is my idea ok
Hell yeah
I just rolled two 3s in a row so my luck is looking cooked tonight
yoooo
pog 14
Curse of dogshit rolls (except for big buckies ig)
go skelly go! go skelly go!
At least it wasn't 1s and 2s
Let's go 14!
The skelton fixes the bridge
With all the strength my re-animated bones can muster, I grab and move as much as I can!
Skelly!!!
I cross the bridge and say good job skelly
Thank you skeleton 
I decide to end my beef with the skeleton
Autocorrect did me dirty there
"NOT A PROBLEM LIVING FRIENDS! LETS GO!" they enthusiastically shout before moving a bit too fast ahead
I stare at kyle thinking I heard them insult the skeleton before realizing I must've misheard them.
The skeleton does not concern themselves with insults from the living
I'll have you know all undead I summon smell very good I make sure to clean the body before I revive it
My sincerest apologies
You travel a little further until you see a gnome with a top hat and monocle that is travelling pushing a cart with a mysterious contraption coming down the road.
Neuro's Stocks dropping harder than the viewership when they started Poker 
I ask the gnome if the cart has sellable wares in it
@mossy ginkgo
(NANI!?)
Oh
"Oh, uh, hello there. Uhh... not exactly. However I do a service I can offer!"
we gotta sell the apple and tesla stat and go all in on sigma
wait, am I crashing in the middle of an RPG?
Sigma’s gonna go to the moon
I pull the sheet covering a strange magitechnical contraption "You see, I have a machine here that can create an exact replica of nearly any item!"
(ehdontworryaboutit)
dnd to the moon!!!
All in
hmmm what's the catch?
"Oh Oh! Can it create a replica of me?!"
Damn, there are carnival rides at a bus station plaza
welp, have fun 
it's funny
Can I duplicate the message and read what’s in it
"It, uh... only works half the time. And if it doesn't, the items... err... vanish."
"well, that's not too bad"
DOUBLE OR NOTHING
classic dougdoug guy
I don't really understand the what was just said, but I feel vaguely insulted for some reason.
"NO! It has to be non-living things... You do not wish to see the horrors I have witnessed...
"
(well consider 1-10 nothing and 11-20 double)
i had a wheel ready
"I AM A NON-LIVING THING"
Well well well
"non living things you say?"
scrach that we'll use the wheel
Now that I think about it, Neuro did another future prediction on the first day of subathon on that city rain map in vrchat, saying "why do you have a cat pfp vedal" crazy, I'm not crazy
WE SAY UNLIFE, NOT UNLIVING
“Why we have options!”
"Errr... I have not tested with your kind before uhhh"
oh my god your right
I vote we try it.
"ANYWAY! Who is up to try?"
Thats insane
Time to get BigB an army~!
With izi.
Evil time
"I mean I suppose you could insert bones into the machine..."
"Wait am I going to die again?"
"I'm sure I can just revive you"
necromancers can revive ghosts?
"Is there a limit to how many times we may use this machine, good sir?"
"idk never tried but we can find out!"
neuro so neuro
"No! Stay away scary person!"
(This is the part where I as a DM would say to prepare another character sheet
)
"I will not be bound! Never!"
I got it under control
😔 "i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way"
"I'll never obey you!"
"I respect your autonomy, I really am a nice guy"
least attention seeking AI daughter btw
"No! At least... not to my knowledge. Just don't overload it at one time."
I wonder if there will ever be a neuro version of catAsk
"Understood." I then sit back and watch as everyone else figure out what they want to do first.
Who else is watching the vod instead of the battle game
I'm heading out
someone should probably ask how much it costs to use the service
because I sure am not gonna do it
May we DND later
NWEEOWEROEJONRWNORNOWEONWRON
I ask my skeleton if he's willing to enter the device as a test as I do not like commading my summons without consent
"AY, YOU GOT IT BOSS!" The skeleton happily nods, before marching into the device without question.
well, there he goes
CAMIMI is the best auntie
Who is better photographer camila or vedal
"Oh, uh before I pull the lever, gonna need you to sign this." I hand you a waiver stating that I am not responsible for any lost goods or items as a result of using the contraption
I sign
"Okay, well, are you ready?"
"Well I sure hope there wasn't any fine print"
"R-R-READY!" A skeletal hand comes out of the machine briefly, before returning inside.
"ah who reads those anyway"
I pull the lever
(welp time to die)
parasocialism
The machine whirrs and makes a large CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH noise
ice still here?
yep
who's rolling?
Teletric
aye
One little step for neuro, a huge step for the further ai revolution
Spooky scary skeleton
STOP EATING ICE CHAT
cronch
(I thought teletric had a wheel? Just confirming right?)
uhhh did it work
he does
I dunno ,I'm not in the game lol
Counterpoint: ice is fun
The machine whirrs down, and then grows silent. Nothing comes out of the other end.
bruce
"well guess I gotta summon another skeleton"
Your skelton is completely gone
I have an idea so we can have more players in one campaign
Rip skelly, you really were the best of us
I look around for a dead body I can clean before reviving
roll luck
"Well, bad luck. Got anything else?"
oof
"STAY AWAY FROM ME TOG"
(is now a bad time to mention I tend to have some of the worst luck at my table?
Both player and DM btw.)
I reluctantly give tog the tent to put in the machine.
Neuro is like tower of Babylon, there's so much bullshit but when it happens it's real
There are no skeltons on a random streach of road but on extensive searching you find the skelton of a turtle
close enough I attempt to clean and resurrect it
(dumb question but the tent is folded up right?)
You resurrect the turtle

"Will you steal the tent from me again if I just keep it now...?"
imagine a ghost carrying around a tent that wasn't folded up"
"...no..."
bruce is now a skeleton turtle 
We could have our own server that has different channels for different teams but they are on a same map ,and if they ever cross paths it's the teams Dm's to address stuff between
that is way to complicated
"Okay." I put the tent back in my bag.
Shut up chat!
I roll for intimidation
I guess an undead turtle would still have its shell since that's literally its ribcage right 
Evil's back, btw. For those not paying attention
ono
oops, sorry
yes
The turtle animates, then slowly... really slowly walks up to your feet. It stares with a blank expression.
no not you
Yes
the multiple campaigns thing
The gnome taps his foot around
I pick up the turtle and tie it to my head with some string I had lying around
Ok now shut up
...what is the 18 for ?
he rolled for intimidation as a joke
Intimidation to shut you guys up
It seems... cozy.
Ok 👍
...
DM says no
did we put the tent in the machine?
yes we did
Oh we did
(oh i thought you put it back)

I mean I did try to just pocket it but if we want to put it in for content
no no, pocketing it is funnier
Ok
"You could just try... y'know... gold."
honestly of the ones that are out there it might surprise you to learn neuro is actually one of the less clingy AIs
also there are consequences for losing the tent btw.
"We have gold?"
"I'm a bit broke at the moment..."
"The only gold we have is a heart of...no, nevermind, we don't have that either."
….
"Well, uh. if you don't have anything else I suppose I will be on my way..."
The gnome wanders off into the distance
hey i can do it
"Well, we have a turtle now. So I think we made a lot of progress here."
Yeah
You continune on the path and make it into the mountines as night falls
Back to Evilday again
all we did was lose the skelly which helped us so much with the bridge
Donowalled 
Can't hear you, too far away
You need to rest or face exhaustion
You're ignoring all of us. Rude
yes
THIS IS BEFORE I LEFT:
The gnome puts the sheet back over the contraption, tying it back down to the cart. "May our paths cross again!" The gnome rides the cart away
do i?
peak

You set up the tent, it's still getting cold however
"Nice we have a still cold tent!"
(i'm gonna play warframe, ping me if we cross paths again or something)
izi and bone turtle are unaffected
We have torches, right?

Yes, they only last an hour though

