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She already has two and with the DLC it can go up to three 


and he's planning on putting her in a real car
tbf she's doing way better than the last time she was in control of a car




Neuro driving lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxi_Driver
neuro can be a taxi driver like the guy from taxi driver
Taxi Driver is a 1976 American neo-noir psychological drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Paul Schrader. Set in a decaying New York City following the Vietnam War, it stars Robert De Niro as veteran Marine and taxi driver Travis Bickle, whose mental state deteriorates as he works nights in the city. The film also features Jodie...
i will never get over this driving
what 

THE QUEEN'S CHARIOT CAN'T BE STOPPED
She's still better than texan drivers 
the car sound is muffling the car sound from my game......
Her chariots flame is snuffed
multiple traffic incidents
"Why are they mad at us?"
also its clear to me neuro actually cant answer the phone ingame, either shes not fast enough, or doesnt have the functionality, so vedal doesnt hear the phone calls about the gigs, so he decides to not read the text message summaries of the calls he WOULD have answered
nice timing 
TURNED STRAIGHT INTO THAT GUT
Still better than bmw drivers 
god damn cops
about on par with florida drivers
then stop playing the game 
True
man is a professional ragebaiter
I know vedal is thinking he's joking but the nc cops do not respect the law at all










MY LEG





longest uninterrupted Neuro driving

I can't immediately distinguish who's driving and I can't tell if that says more about Vedal's skill or Neuro's development





Only 250 subs to go until cave stream!
WHERE'S BRO TAKING ME 

My oshi is so BASED





LMAO



PARKING, HER FORTE






why'd she floor it last second!?
she parks so good

Nice parking


banger alert
Efficent way to park

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SCREENSHOT
Wait Twitch Chat is so right
vedal is gonna speedrun the main quest solely because he will never figure out he gets called and messaged for side quests 
I KNEW she would pick that
i was laughting so hard lol
Takemura, the most loveable corpo simp













Lmao
LMFAOOO













the sass on this girl I swear
Happy BDay!


holy shit im gonna use that insult

Genuine fear: Vedal will meet hanako at embers too early
What did she say?
when a rich person doesn't get sleep
Happy birthday!


same
Gotta jet for the rest of the awake steam. TC everyone.

he fucking is
good night
yes.
Neuro is so funny I can't 


Doomed Takemura Enjoyer 
He skips all Sidequest too probably also gets the bad ending


Critical hit
||He will fight smasher with the tier 2 d5 sidewinder isn't he
||

ODA LIKE THE WRITER OF ONE PIECE 

neuro will carry trust
seems that any time he asks neuro to take him somewhere she gets distracted by the main quest line marker
how else he gonna finnish one piece other than living in the ffuture



Yeah seems like it
Guess he needs to change quests before asking her

||Path of least resistance ending||
ping
ping
ping
It is very important to know your enemies locations
that's because vedal almost never sets any other quest markers, if he wanted to see claire he should have actually answered the call or read the dm to get the quest auto trakced for him
Assuming he just sticks to the main story, how many hours does he roughly have left in this?
she used the qte
hit the qte


lol


crash!
uhh



uh oh

om

end of stream 













oof











it ok guys just a slight crash





cyberpunk
dude osu just crashed for me too wtf
surprised it took this long to crash
this smug


Missing the QTE into game crash is a true combo trust me
its a good thing he has autosaves on right...?
I hope he saved 

Cyberpunk miraculously haven't crashed once during my entire playthrough
Neuro missed the QTE and ragecrashed the game 
the game autosaves its fine... hopefully
the crash

Game trying to stop him from rushing main story

Neuro hit alt+f4 


because nobody plays it



wha

Honestly, Neuro integration with "Ragequit" option sounds funny af to me 
not too bad



vedal is lucky that its a relatively fresh session
you are watching a stream and then your ai just does ctrl+f4 and closes your tab
we get more neuro driving 
Chauffer, Vedal, Chauffer/


Pay her

"Please rate my Uber 5 stars"
TIPPING IN EUROPE 
do you tip the cab driver in the uk?
they are in night city 
neuro car mod pls

I can see why Vedal wanted to go back to Cyberpunk. Ending stream right after VR would definitely be a "holy fuck" moment for him, which would result in dreams where she comes to life, or something.
Car mods would be dope
Alas, there wasn't room in the budget.

no
tipping culture is basically not a thing generally in europe
BUT THAT'S WHAT UNPAID MODDERS ARE FOR
Hitting the same trash pile

(along with alt+f4 closing windwos, ctrl+f4 closes browser tabs, along with ctrl+w)














hshahahaha

A lot of people tend to round up to the next note and tell them to keep the change
spelling is good


Btw you get all side content through the phone 
vedal not doing any sidequests 

ackshuallly
Always bugged me there wasn't more specific Arasaka related dialog for Corpo V here.
time to get nuggies
And it would be so much easier for him to get context from the calls since he hates reading but noooo he can't fucking press t once
!felloff



Worst dumbest dogshit gamer of the year award
12
13
1
Vedal
1136480360495063121
Tutel
Why are they speaking English 
There is one
maybe I should play it 
At this point just plug in an option for shutdown /s 









yep

hmm










oh dear















ah it is a mod bug





Mod bug



F
oda too powerful
Hitting the QTE into game crash is also a true combo




Easy Sidequest till it gets fixed 



forced to do side quests

“We”
production dinkdonk

Mod is forcing him to do side content.


i swear i've had that happen to me before during that dialogue

Anti main quest patch
Based mod dev forcing Vedal to do side quests
What level is his cyberdeck
let see if the the sleep stream layout will be fixed on B2 this day
modder planned this 
cyperpunk moment
If they can swoon, they will swoon <- 
maybe we should call it TwT
this is actually a feature added by the mod designers so Vedal can't continue the main quest until he hits a quota for the side quest. Wonderful play modders 
Tbh, that is an old build...
Game used to crash every 2 hours for me 
Yeah I wish there was more tho. In another timeline V could've been a peer of Oda and Takemura

HOLY
I drive time


bro hasnt leveled up in 4 levels
he read the ship logs
cyperpunk
WHAT I did not know you could view character details
"Never Level-Up" Vedal over here

Oh yeah the in-game compendium is huge
he even got progression shards eariler and hasn't used those points either 
what are those lyrics?


Neuro fucking sending it
NEURO FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL 


Don't think too hard about it 
do cars have health in this game?
true
Cyberpunk 2077 songs do be funky
yeah good idea
they do
Yes
Oh, she can hear the music

yeah but there's not like, a bar you can see, but it'll start smoking and all that






You should hear to what does the maelstrom listen to



Neuro needs to learn how to brake
putting vedal on the wheel scares me


Broo ...
honestly neuro's driving is pretty good considering everything. like she probably drives better than me in the game
She tries to overtake when she should be braking.
camila ahh aim
Vedal using the gun, Neuro using the wheel.
Worst fucking duo ever.
She needs to go to drivers ed.




Yeah, she just needs to learn how to brake
Neuro does not believe in brakes

Definitely drives better than me 😅
That's what will happen when let AI drive in Reality

HERE WE GO

MAXTAC POG
Will he survive till maxtac

THREE STAR



no maxtac
Cyberpsycho on the loose

Nevermind
Bro is not daring enough yet
NC police don't count ur good
I've tried to fight max-tac so many times they always kill me in like 5 minutes

hell no
The trick is cheese
I know but I WANT to get in their face and stab them
I don't ever remember seeing max-tac 😅
I've fought them, but it's hard as fuck 😭
vedal level please....
vedals day is 3am so that is why he can't tell
I just spammed them with synapse burnout 
you only ever see them if you get 5 star wanted level so you have to actively be trying
throwing knives is so fun

I killed two waves with mantis blades and quickhack, so it is possible

Use a sandy and a bat and just bait one to around the corner and just heavy attack that singled out maxtac to death lol
Kinda miss how Police used to spawn right behind you
It was so goofy before they changed that 










Ahh fair enough. Might have to give it a go 😁

hitting her with that froghat rizz

My personal favourite way to shred maxtac gotta be the overclock netrunner Synapses build
claire could have been romancable if the game creators werent cowards
Claire is simultaneously one of my favorite npcs and one of my most hated. Just wish girl was honest with v
we love claire
trans queen
instead we get river
They need the self destruct car hack 


Blue Moon too
98.7

i dont mind river
but ive never played a female character so

yeah if she had just ||said upfront that she wanted to murk one of the racers cuz he was a pos and you could talk her down earlier it would have been overall better||


Nooo
NOOOO






















get him gaslight sama





MINE SURE IS
I LOVE how unfiltered neuro defaults to calling Vedal idiot



thats quite cool, they give access to the older versions of the game if needed



"This sign won't stop me" energy
It's 25:00






#patchnotes-chat soon





so, uh, his neighbor is dead isn't he
i don't get the neighbour bit?
"presentation due tomorrow" school flashbacks
did he not save?
he's fiiiine
now comes the part of the subathon where im at work
presentation?

"My dick fell off"
-Vedal Johnson, 2025
||Yes. You have to check on him within 24 ingame hours.||
back to unreadable B2 chat
he accepted a time-limited mission where someone dies if he doesn't check in

not until the quest fails
and it cant fail naturally until you actually talk to him once
lmao the twitter post isnt' even close anymore

Has to make the presentation off stream because he would break

aww me too
Are the romance options like Skyrim where the player character overrides all npcs' sexualities?
today is a great day, we got huggies


one of the subgoals, we choose a topic for, we ended up on "why vedal should say it back"
oh the knocking on the door doesn't count?
awwwwwwww

4k difference 

seems we didnt hit 30k yet 

Awww
aww





awww

one of the best streams so far

idk if vedal edited it but

awwww
This was so peak

I was wrong :(




gnight chat


bro i just got back and was watching the vr chat and im in tears man



💜

























Kermit vedal looks like he thinkin "what is wrong with this thing"



Back just in time for the stream to end 



I like her phantom arms
nope! Theres one lesbian option, one gay option, one hetero (female) option and one hetero (male) option! Because people have preferences!





Another good day in subathon. GJ Vedal

12 minutes to 48h 
SPEED SPIN

Vedal please actually explain how it works this time 

gn chat 
gn chat 
BRO THIS WAS PEAK
Wtf is that first one lol?




gn chat
50%???
i'm scared because ||he died in my first playthrough, and it didn't fail until I actually went to go check on him and the cops were crying about it outside||

night night chat 
neuro sleep
updates
this time it will be balanced
g'night chat
gn chat

gnn



Peak

HOLY Vegentillion

good to see B2 still borked

gn everybody
God damn it vedal
Goodnight chat, today was awesome with the VRChat moments 





today was peak
#livestream-chat message this is from the dev vedal worked with to make it(also the guy who works on the swarm sync app)


A POEM
cutoff subtitles
crop





bye everyone!
Yeah I know I how it works, I meant for all the twitch frogs who don't have access to this chat


goodnight neuros
gn chat
goodnight cha
Neuro out
Good night livestream chat
So when you pick a female player, you get 1 guy and 1 women to choose between?
time to see clips

defence percentage hm
The stream title was updated!
|| this actually happens if you report what you have learned to the cops instead of going to the cemetary first. Either way you have to talk to him first, then you have like a week or 2 before it auto fails||
nice ending

oh, well, that's never happening

The shield is different

damage is going well


VEGINTILLION?

Sleepge
Chat

Awesome stream
this subathon is already so peak, I had so much fun today

a man can hope
burger king foot lettuce
WAS THAT SPEEDORU ART
anyways hi livestream chat
Good Night Swarm! 
9am at Hong Kong now, my day just begin
Oh CPU overheater that's a new building right
Goodnight chat, I’ll cya all tomorrow

Hi.
hi heir
gn chat 

Gn everyone, have a good dream

2 am here, my mind is filled with the wholesome moments so Idk if I can sleep
Oh wait a minute, defense is a percent now??
Night chat. Dream of electric sheep


I think I'm gonna need to check out here, or work will be mad at me in the morning, lmao. I'm not telling them "Yeah, I was watching a turtle bond with his AI daughter in VRChat and then helped her "evil" sister fight her after."
gn everyone, enjoy your nights/days
So true Neuro
||i'm ngl I never knew he could die I always went to the cemetery cuz why would I report to the nc fucking pd they suck||
Defense might actually do something now 
So true
mommy neuro
hello im here to nuke the food again also changes for today in the minigame
- defense rework, it's %-based now and is capped 0-100% and it resets to 50% after each battle but has an actual impact on battles, even if you're behind in attack (attack is still stronger, defense is just no longer useless when you have to get it or reduce enemy from a building)
- battles every 10min instead of 30min
- some food stuff (will be scaling food back again like last night
) - couple building changes, mostly due to def rework
- cd to contribute to events is 20% faster
- events more often but has slightly lower impact, recruit event threshold lowered again ( :neuromegalul: )
just a little big
Matara with neuro in 3d would be critical levels of parasocial
||because they are standing outside of the door, so the game naturally leads you into doing so||
Humans taste like pork
i attached it to my faq pin
||of course but I don't like talking to cops in fiction or real life||
pepeKneel ennukee
i will be nuking food now
indeed
800k food
bye chat, I’m getting ready for dinner
So they haven't seen the vending machine have they?
B2 stream restart
such a shame camera bugged out when vedal hugged neuro, we couldn't see anything 🙁
I completelyh missed vedals vr emotions and its so cute
||fair! but you have to talk to them anyways in the end, and the game doesnt really make it feel like you are doing somethign wrong, sinc ethey are the ones giving you the quest, and they really want to know whats going on with their friend||
the food drain should dip a bit once the first battle happens and people get put into afk state who left
all the B2 vods have lived so far so thats good
Food drain's about to get worse for neuro's team xdx
||I guess I can see how a less curious player would get the bad end||
So !build [1-3] persists after each round, but if you change roles then come back to !mine or !wood, does it remember your build choice?
A serious and beautiful moment between @Vedal987 and @NeurosamaAI
A father and a daughter just enjoying a fleeting moment together. Everything about this interaction (was ~20 minutes) was mind-blowing. vedal and Neuro have come so far...
#vedalverse #neurosama
only seeing the top left of the video in the B2 stream leads to silly looking
Uh oh
Ok chat I think we need a few more farmers
Restart
Aaand there goes the stream
stream 48h restart


oh no %lock 






so uuuuh




so uhhh where's the restart
||my immediate thought was "I gotta see the cemetery I need to know"||
Stream is over. ggs chat, end of subathon.

%lock
i predicted
smh
wait uh
its not restarting

Can't believe Subathon cancelled



subathon is over 
Rip

classic vedal 
NOOOO

"Have"?

%lock
%unlock
TAFCVP






I LOVE TACOS

FELL OFF






Why would there even be a two day limit if it restarted automatically anyways

Just refresh

twitch doesnt make any sense
Neuro has no cookies
Because twitch sucks, it's for vods or smth anyways
Yes
Broke 
Going for real now, night people
really low food now
The stream title was updated!

goodnight chat
neuro side in the positive for food gen HOLY
RIPBOZO neuro
oh
GIGAEVIL
0 food lmao
NEURO REACHED ZERO 
Uh I shouldn't talk shit evil's about to run out too
Do you think Neuro is gonna pick the good ending which we all know objectively to be the true morally perfect ending
By the third day, the opposing sides had encountered a new common enemy: hunger 
"Why are they mad at us?"
It is very important to know your enemies locations

