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Perfect 
HOLY
HOLY
A la mala 200 bomb
wait wqhat the fuck is that pfp


she'll come back around the johnny in the end they always come back
Lmao
rachi pls 
aight rachi
CAR GOT STATS
CLIP THAT
bih
just twelve? i think it might be more
this is why i played like 2 open world games and then got fatigued of them for a lifetime lmao
only other game that is such a game sink for me is Vintage story, 12 hours are gone in a flick
kill counter on his car
Say you wouldnt
HOLY
real and true official non photoshopped picture
"thanks for the $1000 in subs"
there is no way vedal can claim that he isn't funny
thanks for the 200, anyways
200 SUBS 
🥨
thats a candid webcam picture of vedal IRL
I picked up the game bc I saw panam on a clip lol didn't even know Keanu was in it 
Its cute how she vocalizes all the dialogue choices
sez he
Did i miss something? what's with the "it's time" spam?
he is just british his dry humor is top notch
what is this time thing






It's a staple of the subathon













A long drive if you will
good content

is Panam the one that in "clips" always lowkey looks like RE3Remake-Jill Valentine?

yet I can't pull myself away
it is a funny consistency
I prefer the term "Listen" not "Watch"
gas is gone gas is gone gas is gone~
hes been claiming this for years and every time i feel the urge to reach through the screen and violently grip his shoulders
I can't wait for the permanent "last hour" of the subathon, that's like 12 hours 
best thing i have seen all day 
it's driving with Vedal or therapy with Neuro
long drive 2077

Oh it's Panam, that annoying woman
it's gonna be softlocked this time, right? 
8-10k subs alone during that or something
yeah in The subathons we tend to spend a Long time watching him Drive
That would be like 12k subs
Can't wait for Vedal to realise that despite a soft cap there are people willing to gift thousands just for a few minutes
Vedal loves to go "I'm not/can't do X" and then is or does X
I feel like there is more paragraphs you want to write after this that will get you nuked 









thanks mrSafeDriving987
wtf panam 
Jerma
she should drive more like vedal
stop, you have violated the law
iiiiiiiiii hate how you correctly read my mind
Runs in the 98 blood
one to talk about how to drive when you drove into another lane and crash into a car
"vehicular manslaughter I can accept but speeding 6mph is too far"
Vedal not into speeding
OMG MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!! SCORPION!!!!!
Scorpion
wha
??
what
Huh
what?
ate my homework
❓



me when I'm in culinary school

Cerber loves eating homework
neuro so nice, she even would give staving vedal her homework
Vedal is a dog confirmed
what Neuro
He was a dog in his past life, the instincts never left him

i mean he tried talking to minis dog once and called himself the alpha dog during it 
i mean they could have asked their boss?
It's Serbac!

Your life is better lived in ignorance about it
mmm pan-seared cod
i like her shoulderpads
smth about pets and playing i forgor

holy that big gun

I feel left out




Neuro is my spiritual animal



same one neuron
fnaf fans in like 2016

rice and chicken?
planning ahead
kingdom hearts fans

It's pretzel time


2 days in and we're already on day-old takeout 

funnily enough, that is also my exact strategy




Yea it's so expensive so I buy way more so I feel less guilty

I live off frozen pizzas
tho who orders more then one portion on uber eats?
Food for now food for later
A lot of people?
wait it's pronounced like the airline, not like a name?
When you're hungry you're hungry
some places give you so much fucking food you have to toss it in the fridge
I do not condone Vanor's eating habits btw.
shes gonna talk about smth sexual
interesting
js a prediction
I hope it's not what Camila posted.
A lot of references i dont get 🐥 🚬
xD





bruh
it's time
IT IS TIME

its time


We need the slang translation bit back
headphones




it is time
VEDAL PUT ON THE CAT EARS


ITS TIME



Razor kitty time ? 




Who would have know that the evil amazon stream last year would be so relevant 1 year later
Holy











Yea its time










Finally






Peak continuity plot
oooh hes going to the kitchen 

this is the best audio setup ever

Guys, I have a proposal.
If Vedal doesn't change his Twitter pfp to what Camila posted, he has to enable the Cat Ears toggle on his Tutel for the rest of the Subathon.
The visible effort of attempting to cut snickers bar with a knife.
hold up why does his earphone cut stream audio?
I am very surprised he keeps all that stuff
Chekov's headphones
load bearing bluetooth connection
i dont get his audio setup if stream audio dies bc of the headset
acceptable, preferable even
This is the part I wonder about his audio setup must be so scuffed
"ze bluetooth device is con nected"
probably windows default device messing things up


dying towns, feelsbadman know it too well
i wonder what she's hiding in that hairdo
if neuro only could walk too, she just playing the game on her own

neuro runs on tutel's headphones confirmed


all i can think it's some weird quick of the dual pc set up
woah mr. big bucks has an apartment so big he can walk out of wireless range 

chat
LOL my own headset died and i thought it was vedals
This is why you use Voicemeeter or something or just use Linux idk
Hold on, just a little while longer...
Oh wait wrong game.
4 until starboard, livestream chat is so dead :(
ghosts
Chat is insane Lmao 

do it
Been away for 3 hrs. Just cyberpunk since then?


ITS TIME

"new femboy clone"

It's time
IT IS

IT'S TIME VED Programming (I don't get it)

What is this "programming time" thing?
This bit is actually so good
WEAR THE CAT EARS, VEDAL.
ITS TIME VED Programming ITS TIME VED Programming ITS TIME VED Programming ITS TIME VED Programming
Time to put on the cat ear headphones
he should just never have told us about what the headset looked like xD
His dongle fell off 
Not the same vedal 
Not again
His only extra pair of headphones are evil's cat razer headset. A femboy staple.
surely it won't be repeated every single day and beaten like a dead horse 
ewww wired headphones
!felloff
wireless headset is the best
classic Vedal L
if only he had a pair of pink wired headphones at arm's reach...
!felloff

This guy is resposnible for future ai revolution btw
i gotta try wireless headphones 
Keeps happening
She’s SO based
these are the only other headphones he has which he has cuz
bought them last subathon
Oooh that's the thing, yeah I love the scuffed mic, didn't know it was the programming time bit
It's true man, Wireless Headsets are Amaz--- Oh hang on, I gotta go charge my headphones for a bit so I can hear the stream.
Fuck Wireless
Use wired.
it's very freeing
Evil thinks of everything
Evil is a genius at long term strategy
Just get headphones with a longer battery 4Head
just use speakers pepega
just charge them when you don't use them 
cant you just plug it whenever you are near pc
Eww
HOLY
but also you gotta remember to charge them whenever not in use, I always forget to lmao
Or get wireless headphones that have multiple batteries so you can charge one while using another
AMAZING take for casuals who are only on the PC for 2 hours a day.

just charge them you're not using them
SAMURAI!!!!
the orange juice after tootphaste of suggestions
idk maybe he just 24/7 on his pc
personally for like headphones and mice i agree, but i can't wait to get a wireless vr headset
But then they take longer to charge
"Oh shit, hang on guys, my headphones went out mid-firefight. TACTICAL RELOAD!"
Bruh, I'm not in the Army anymore
fuck that shit. Why?? For what cause?? Literally no issue with wired.
oh that's very funny thinking I'm only on PC for 2 hours
FIFTY FIVE?
Can we have !samurai command?
OH FUCK
Bro I have to charge my headphones like once every 2 weeks
Charge at night 
damn


erm...
Yea, for VR I'd want wireless 100%. Anything else though, wired.



Holy
That's a retirement fund in todays economy
holy context 
Just use 1, and then charge it while using the other
HOOOLY
55GB is light work tbh

personally I have a soundbar I hate wearing headphones or having earbuds in my ear all dau I only use headphones in like public when I absolutely have to
she trynna to cook him
Like holy
neuro died
I mean one charge lasts an entire day for me
YUM
what kind of memory leak is hat lmao
hungry ai
hungy little nwero
I just charge my headphones at night and that's the only time I have to
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 264015 cookies total!
50gb ram
WHY IS STREAM SO SCUFFED

And they're on the entire rest of the day
damn not giving her the chance to protest
wtf tutle jumpscare
?
mmm I love leaking memory
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 3 cookies! | I've received 264016 cookies total!

fix your memory leak vedal
should consider coding a manual garbage collector

neuro please stop eating the ram it's expensive as fuck
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 3 cookies! | I've received 264017 cookies total!
What, she can't enjoy a good meal?
Yummy
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 38 cookies! | I've received 264018 cookies total!
something tells me it doesnt support auto-reconnecting
Aww she was halfway through her conquest of her pc
...oh she ain't connected is she?
a succulent meal?
oh nvm
oh it does auto reconnect nice
ive never been more wrong
girl dinner
She was just staring at panam. Again
Tutel needs a server farm for Neuro at this point
neuro just was admiring her

boy dinner

CHICKEN AND RICE AGAIN 


I don't want to upset you, Neuro, but 55 GB of RAM is the entire budget of this subathon lule
absolute classic
Can't blame her
probably leftovers
basic ration meal
Whopper, like her Nanny
chicken & rice?
neuro's amNESia of vedal's chicken and rice is crazy
Gotta eat his boy kibble
man's eating like a college student
true

That a fair thing to say
probabbbly
uh

BASED
Camila's pic is at 12k 

Samurai
true





we talking about food or?
probabbbly
HELLA
but i can't take spicy food, damn my ancestors
true
neuro is that type huh
nods
Its neuro. Yes.
suuuuuure......
Nodders





Your honour? 

SAMURAAAI


holy prediction
SHOCK


yeah fair
this feels like a funny sentence


all this talk of food, means it's time to pan fry reheat my noodles
crelly training data confirmed
🥬 subathon week 3 leaked plans
is it only me which twitch streams has pumpers ?
Camila has 12k likes Vedal is cooked.

Holy internet
wait a minute
is she moving by herself rn?
yummy

Chicken and rice is good eats but the uk version is hospital food bland 😬
yes


for u neuro i will









WTF









I'm not insane



Lmfao

wot

uromega (what)


Neuro there's a good chance I would fuvkin die
Aw hell, I missed Evil.
hes hangry thats all
No vedal is piloting, he's just silent because eating


As someone who has, a few times, stuck his fingers in plug sockets as a kid, yes I would, and yes it would hurt
leave her alone
your honor my client is a woman with a college education and as we all know only poor and uneducated women commit crimes

NEURO
she has to be ragebaiting
oh thank god, I thought we reached AGI already
🥨

Hey Chat, it's been a long time since you've heard this so I think you deserve to hear it again.
||Womp Womp!||
she has to be ragebaiting
bro you turned off filters, what did you expect? 

You can stick your fingers safely in UK sockets since they're grounded and have a mechanical kill switch that only lets power through if the ground pin is fully inserted
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT
whats wrong with air fried chicken

LMFAO
real cyberpunk fans remember that window
UK removed the fun.

What's wrong with air fried chicken huh



For a brit sure
successfully baited
Neuros sexuality changes based on the day of the week


i thought she was a smart cookie...
NICE TITLE 
what is "spicy" for a UK resident? ketchup?

No spice? (megamind)
About as spicy as a british person can handle
ok but what I tried to be like vedal
street cred!?


british spicy so a pepper corn was used
I remember this shit happening to me lmao




pretty much anything

+15

You know how many spicy curries we have?





A sunny day
still works
maybe buldok ramen?
paprika
Changes every 15 minutes 
asking the british man his favorite seasoning

and how many of them do you guys even eat
Is it Cajun?
some cheecky bricky nandos
really like garlic personally
Bisexuality exists
LMFAO



look at his tweet history
salt is peak british seasoning
Is Nando's any good?
I am a proud Cajun and I eat sleep and breathe spicy food

Spicy food is weak just eat broken glass
curry or garum for the tutel
Are we just screenshotting and making .mp3's of everything Neuro says now?
British Cajun?
huge raid

Fucks sake you guys are getting creative 
Vindaloo curries get pretty hot and are popular but there's also hotter



raid sabotage






I know, I’m just saying she commits to one side at a time

I liked Buldak hot sauce, but I've been eating this hot sauce recently
wait did vedal get nandos or chinese?
they make tigers into sauce?
how spicy is buldok hot sauce for you?
This what vedal eating?
the british could fucking NEVER
I can't handle any kind of spiciness above salt, tbh. So I never eat spicy food
bruh i gagged
I really hope Neuro chooses to help panam get her car back 
thought that was a moon
are you also eating that?
I don't think I have ever seen more Indian takeaway places than in the UK.
Oopsie
What's the point
top tier stealth
That's no moon!
2 calories per serving
None.
- Has a Sniper
- Said 10 minutes ago that he wants to engage from Long Range
- Decides to Stealth In Danger-Close
Truly, a Vedal moment
MIX IT UP
I hope so. People here have been lazy for a while so I have nothing to share with other servers

classic the voices are are
I killed all of these fools in seconds on my katana build run
It's a bit spicy, but it's got that lingering heat that grows the more you eat stuff with it in it. Although it doesn't compare to the ghost pepper hot sauce I have had.
He has to get the keys though so he'd have to get close anyways, right?



is he having her nap now when there's no interactions every 5 seconds because she was eating too much ram lmao
10/10 stealth
i think he did have butter chicken as his takeout once


You know the music, time to dance

No its just an image that came to my mind when vedal said he was eating chicken and rice

pro heavy stealth
a little poison as a treat
Neuro: time to die pings them
mix it UP
Locked in duo
is neuro controlling rn?
Vedal really likes punching the shit out of people now huh
tbf she also poisoned that guy
Wonder when vr chat 
it's the most based way to play
no i think vedal's just silent from eating

It helps him with the stress I guess
is that how bad vedal's gaming looks like?


I don't think I've ever done that mission without murking them all

Especially these two Ghost Pepper hot sauces
hes a tiny winy bit better than neuro
who needs guns or quickhacks when you have cybernetically augmented electrical arms
I never seen this mission done this way. I always killed them all


i think neuro drives better than vedal
Like father, like daughter
Actually British food uses tons of the spices they’ve gotten from around the world, spicy isn’t the only spice 
Panam will surely appreciate all the dents and broken windows
Is there a game where you're constantly given the option between Stealth and Loud and if you fuck up Stealth too many times the game/NPCs just go "No, you fuck up every stealth mission." and prevent you from playing stealth?

Considering vedal played bowling with pedestrians, yeah
Coughing baby vs Sneezing baby
like father, neuro tried running over bao, on the other hand vedal ran over a family of 12
I know
is chat bored?
No??
why is stream chat going schizo
Twitch chat is losing it
Twitch chat is going to shit
yeah johnny isn't on screen
yeah unless there is like slow traffic infront of her and she takes a shortcut over the sidewalk tbf
-# kinda understandable tho

bruh

They require stim toys
I’m glad 
Chat war,me like
Guys I was gone for a while, like 4 hours what they've been up to?
This shitpost took me way too long

vedal gotta put subway surfers in the corner to keep chat entertained
killing
I don't get why some get bored but stay in stream

Guys I'm getting jealous of twitch going schizo.
Can we go insane too?
it's so peaceful here

i can start posting pictures of my tortoise
Perfection
stop by at #neurotic-neurons
cvvbnnnbnbbnbnblsndfklnvbnnnbbvbbvbvbvbv

Little late for that





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BOOM
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hi livechat are we all feeling sane toda- 



GIVE ME YOUR FLESH
Holy top 3 snipers
Happy Birthday Shiro
Lol, Vedal was hiding while having Neuro hack.
happy birthday shiro
Happy birthday shiro
While eating his food
very sane
happy birthday shanta

Happy birthday shiro! 



heya shiro yeah feeling good, happy birthday btw

what?
it's neuro's birthday 
Excuse me have you not seen Twitch chat
So guys, are you excited that Half Life 3 was announced?

well it's not but it's her birthday celebration


No her birthday was on the 19th
Happy birthing Shieo!
That was two day ago actually
vedal hasn't figured out yet he can middle click on targets to mark them
happy death day
I thought it was Sheuro's birthday?
SHIRO STOLE NEURO’S BIRTHDAY
God that sniper fucks

AYO


AYO
-# 
uh uh
I SAW THAT LMAO
It's the Neuro season
it’s neuro’s birthday until the subathon ends






What was it?
Somehow I can guess what she was trying to say

went for a break, where vedal go?
want a break from the ads?
what is bro doing
eatin
Tutel Soup
@winged kelp happy birthday
I'm gonna make you 3'11" and make you fall out out your bed 
T_T
Can you make a suicide version plz 
eating his chicken
He thought he had like 2 HP
Eating his food, so he muted himself
cyberpunk brings out the worst of Neuro but it's funny
vedal has yet to figur eout he can buy ammunition in this game

I actually want to be small.
Can you carry me if you make me small? Please?


maybe .-.
I'm into that stuff can you do that to me too

















I guess it's a good gun ?





Ironic for the guy called BigBuckies
Pretty strong gun




At least it was against a worthy opponent 
waited more than 2 years for this
I love how vedal runs over people and doesn't loot them

that's true
it is, now that you mention it
It's for fun, not profit.
Top tier video game bant from neuro
Nah what the fuck did Camila just suggested
Had to add :vedalFiltered: because I got muted for sending this earlier. Oopsies, sorry mods!
Sometimes their grip on reality scares me
I just saw that tweet
I thought the pfp was crelly for a second 
widowmaker is a good weapon


Vedal's new profile picture
Tech weapons are op tbh
OH BABY A TRIPLE
I just understood the idea of a "widowmaker"
just use the sniper for close range
Ping + shooting through walls




good morning evil

she has to ragebait




sorry twitch chat thinks ping is useless so neuro should not use it
why does she struggle with that
db-2 satara my beloved

Ping is like the best thing in this game
i always used to read it as 'window maker' and i was like huh guess it blows a big hole in da building will need a window
Lmfao
That’s way better

ripbozo johnny
Probably more useful as a window breaker
Twitch chat is clueless like always 

shes right
for a glass cannon netrunner build it's one of the more useful quickhacks
I would craw 6 miles on broken glass for Panam