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[south stream]

[hearty ember]

it fell off

[fresh sphinx]

[leaden phoenix]

[short dagger]

Famous last words

[rotund mantle]

[silver spire]

not like we are poor, spends 70% of his money

[jaunty peak]

[south stream]

AGAIN?!

[fresh sphinx]

[timber ice]

He's gonna get his shit rocked isnt he?

[plush garnet]

[undone ermine]

[junior cobalt]

does he even know how to block?

[leaden phoenix]

It's a fist fight

[fresh sphinx]

[compact sapphire]

[eternal plover]

[leaden phoenix]

[fleet bolt]

[fresh sphinx]

[jaunty peak]

[thick perch]

[pastel wharf]

[rotund mantle]

[sacred wigeon]

[leaden phoenix]

[lavish quail]

[eternal plover]

[opal light]

Boxing is melee?!

[graceful raptor]

it's neurover

[silver spire]

[vestal yew]

[sacred wigeon]

[ashen tapir]

vedal is about to be wrecked

[ancient hound]

Man, I get to the endgame where I have 15 points in body and dominate every other aspect of the game, and I still get my ass kicked in these fights. They're so cooked.

[south stream]

[fleet bolt]

no damage lol

[white pine]

[static iron]

no gorilla arms lmao

[undone ermine]

[silver spire]

rare random erm

[faint plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-neuro-sama-evil-neuro-kung-fu-punch-gif-6142502156280687819

[fresh sphinx]

[plush garnet]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!

[twilit vigil]

LUL

[timber ice]

Punch out ah battle

[vapid elm]

skill issue just invest in gorilla arms smh

[silver spire]

can you use health items in the fair 1v1 fight?

[rotund mantle]

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

oh i see its blocked

[graceful raptor]

[leaden phoenix]

[south stream]

[undone ermine]

[plush garnet]

[pale quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-win-pines-gravity-falls-grunkle-stan-gif-12897342

[silver spire]

[vestal yew]

[jaunty peak]

[sacred wigeon]

[timber ice]

[fresh sphinx]

[fast rampart]

Vedal SUCKS

[spark jolt]

[lavish quail]

[thorn summit]

[analog ledge]

[pastel wharf]

[undone ermine]

[terse mango]

[vital badger]

ass kicked damn

[rotund mantle]

[wary venture]

[white pine]

[fleet bolt]

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

ripbozo 6k

[somber dagger]

-6k

[timber ice]

-6K

[faint plinth]

[valid void]

He should come back later with a higher skill level to get the sniper

[south stream]

-6k

[hasty notch]

A child who simply pressed one button would have done a better job

[fickle crater]

[static iron]

bro does not game

[thorn summit]

LOST AGAINST A NPC

[fresh sphinx]

[leaden phoenix]

[jaunty peak]

He did do better than I thought

[dusty iris]

I swear I remember shooting that guy in the face during this fight.

[rotund mantle]

POOR AGAIN

[south stream]

-12k

[timber ice]

[small ginkgo]

He's gonna do it again

[plush garnet]

HOW!?

[sacred wigeon]

aintonoway

[tranquil dew]

bro hes trying again

[fresh sphinx]

[eager skiff]

oh wait since he didn't do the tutorial he don't know about parry

[short dagger]

3 points in body life

[thorn summit]

https://tenor.com/6Zdg.gif

[compact sapphire]

Bro m a y have a gambling problem

[silver spire]

if only the game had a sort of quick save feature

[fiery light]

And incoming beat-down in 3, 2, 1...

[plush garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbik-mortal-combat-gif-3795006771601208806

[fresh sphinx]

[deft fulcrum]

[jaunty peak]

[silent spire]

Does he need to get him to 50%?

[stuck thicket]

theese fights are most annoying thing

[silver spire]

[timber ice]

Neuro's one decision has had massive consequences for this run

[pale quartz]

Prediction mods?

[rotund mantle]

[fresh sphinx]

[compact sapphire]

[valid void]

If you make him bet his sniper he's a poor looser and you have to kill him and his crew

[lavish quail]

[pastel wharf]

[vestal yew]

[main ledge]

to be fair to him, neuro did skip the melee combat tutorial for him

[jaunty peak]

Not Viktor

[tranquil dew]

tried to cheat

[upper lichen]

INT main lul

[south stream]

so?

[junior cobalt]

this is painful to watch

[fresh sphinx]

[compact sapphire]

Welp. Another 6k down

[dusty iris]

Oh yeah that was why.

[calm ferry]

[graceful raptor]

top 3 boxers

[fast rampart]

WHY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE STREAMERS TERRIBLE AT VIDEO GAMES AND ADDICTED TO GAMBLING!?!?!?!?

[silver spire]

like actually why didn't he save before like a normal person

[compact sapphire]

[twilit vigil]

int build 0 experience boxing match

[leaden phoenix]

[spark jolt]

[jaunty peak]

[thick perch]

[eager skiff]

[vestal yew]

[lavish quail]

[sacred wigeon]

[silver spire]

[burnt star]

[pastel wharf]

[slow spear]

[short dagger]

[rotund mantle]

[south stream]

[raven flume]

The funniest thing is that he skipped the combat tutorial himself

[timber ice]

NEURO NOT THE TIME

[valid void]

I get that sniper every playthrough

[fiery light]

[wary venture]

[fresh sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-loki-season-2-it's-over-over-caption-gif-12912202621284989156

[jaunty peak]

Neuro stop

[thick perch]

The date would go better than the fight

[desert garden]

NOT THE TIME

[prime kraken]

neuro likes guys that kick vedals ass

[terse mango]

-#

[silver spire]

be the block

[lavish marsh]

[twilit vigil]

wtf did she say to get filtered for once

[fresh sphinx]

[south stream]

[novel locust]

I just got back from having to leave stream for a while and the first thing I hear is neuro wanting to date another npc

[thorn summit]

i want to see vedal play elden ring :pepelaugh:

[vapid elm]

bro really thought he could take a military veteran chromed to the gills with his weak ass build

[rotund mantle]

[leaden phoenix]

feel the block

[somber dagger]

-12k

[jaunty peak]

Neuro saw a guy beat up her dad and wants to go on a date with him

[lavish quail]

Aintneurway

[fresh sphinx]

[burnt star]

[leaden phoenix]

[timber ice]

-12K

[split swift]

lmao

[vestal yew]

[lavish quail]

[sacred wigeon]

-12 k

[twin vigil]

[tacit ledge]

-12k

[jaunty peak]

[silver spire]

sounds like a good plan for the concert

[brisk nacelle]

nice money Ved

[thick perch]

[thorn summit]

[fickle crater]

[graceful raptor]

[plush garnet]

[molten vessel]

GAMBA LETSGOOOO

[twilit vigil]

[foggy yew]

[pastel wharf]

[rotund mantle]

never let this man gamble

[fresh sphinx]

[pseudo egret]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-burning-on-fire-gif-17932587

[strange anvil]

[craggy pagoda]

o7 -12k

[snow jungle]

thats gambling

[feral turtle]

[silver spire]

if only he could reload

[tight jasper]

He's so bad

[plush garnet]

-12 k

[fresh sphinx]

[thorn summit]

its not even a gamble

its pure skill issue

[plush garnet]

[toxic moth]

[umbral glade]

🤦‍♂️

[haughty dew]

couldn't beat the brat

[hard yoke]

I play Skyrim on Legendary, and even doing Brawls on Legendary difficulty is less painful then watching Vedal try to fistfight in Cyberpunk.

[tawdry sable]

007 tutel. 0 win 0 shots on target 7 "chill chill chill"

[fresh sphinx]

[jaunty peak]

[thick perch]

[twilit vigil]

[umbral glade]

[fresh sphinx]

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

NO

[leaden phoenix]

She knows the strat

[sacred wigeon]

brooooo

[lavish quail]

VEDAL

[silver spire]

absolutly not

[fresh sphinx]

NO BRO

[south stream]

[timber ice]

VEDAL NOOOOOOOOOO

[leaden phoenix]

No

[timber ice]

YOUR MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[jaunty peak]

Vedal stop

[plush garnet]

[fresh sphinx]

-18k

[tawdry sable]

Blud you need a better build

[plush garnet]

You will be in debt

[velvet burrow]

Vedal cannot fight for his life and will probably rely on Neuro to do it for him

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

thats... kinda nicely said from neuro

[twilit vigil]

just save scum

[autumn fox]

guys im gonna lose 60k because i cant read

[calm ferry]

vedal in 2 hours

[thorn summit]

[lament solar]

https://media.tenor.com/WLlkTP4sp-oAAAAM/popeye-sailor.gif Vedal in each fight

[tame sun]

|

[south stream]

[desert garden]

You mUsT cOmpLete tHE tUtoRIaL fIRSt

[fresh sphinx]

[fleet bolt]

Gonk needs to Chip in and get some preem Gorilla arms

[small ginkgo]

Neuro based

[graceful raptor]

BUT THE GAMBA

[lost jackal]

I remember using fist fights in Witcher 3 as quick money grab, they're a little harder in Cyberpunk though from what I remember

[silver spire]

[fresh sphinx]

[south stream]

german

[fickle crater]

[thick perch]

[vestal yew]

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid elm]

for the record, buck is one of the hardest fights in this questline, and vedal has like no points in body or any cyberware to help with fist fighting like gorilla arms

[sacred wigeon]

[fresh sphinx]

[unkempt lake]

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

VEDAL BRO

[fervent aspen]

[fresh sphinx]

[plush garnet]

[main ledge]

honestly i respect him not save scumming

[pastel wharf]

[undone ermine]

[graceful raptor]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHH

[snow jungle]

-18k

[rotund mantle]

[south stream]

[brisk nacelle]

OH

[silver spire]

wait it was didn't even notice

[lavish quail]

[agile loom]

[tawdry sable]

Bro got the femboy build and thinks he can take on a veteran

[brisk nacelle]

MY

GOD

[timber ice]

-18K

[fresh sphinx]

-18k

[unkempt lake]

[twilit vigil]

LOCK IN

[jaunty peak]

all of our money

[fresh sphinx]

THIS GUY

[split swift]

bro had a fistfight with a guy with a titanium arm that he said could punch through a tank
what did he think was gonna happen

[undone ermine]

[molten vessel]

Lock in tutel

[plush garnet]

Oh shit!

[brisk nacelle]

THIS GUY

[fresh sphinx]

[lavish quail]

[short dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-bell-gif-27646997

[tawdry sable]

Femboy build vs veteran

[fleet bolt]

Someone get vedal to play the tutorial

[sacred wigeon]

[somber dagger]

dude needs to dodge or hit the back

[agile lance]

he also skipped the fist fight tutorial

[jaunty peak]

[full stirrup]

[fast rampart]

Can you just shoot the guy afterward to get your money back?

[small ginkgo]

Does he know how to?

[velvet burrow]

[lavish quail]

[timber ice]

He failed to realize bro was not bluffing.

[valid bear]

Rip this guy's money

[silver spire]

classic vedal with the bruteforce strat

[lost jackal]

He doesn't get the gun if he wins does he?

[thick perch]

[fallen aurora]

???

[novel locust]

9% damage

[fresh sphinx]

[junior cobalt]

dude dosent realise he cant just use a strong attack

[jaunty peak]

WHAT

[main ledge]

has he done a single strong attack?

[sacred wigeon]

what?

[pastel wharf]

[lavish quail]

WHAT

[twilit vigil]

did he skip the kabuki fight?

[tawdry sable]

Got the femboy build and thinks he can win against her

[fresh sphinx]

[velvet burrow]

EXCUSE ME

[south stream]

radio "wechsel strom" is all i heard lmao

[leaden phoenix]

[raven flume]

Neuro told Vedal how to make money, killed more enemies than Vedal, and all for the sake of Vedal losing all that money in a street fight

[vapid elm]

he's not lying military cyberware is no joke

[glossy marlin]

nope didnt raise the stakes.

[toxic moth]

[flat echo]

What,

[tranquil dew]

i left for a minute whys he trying again

[junior cobalt]

if only itsaid in the bottom right

[rotund mantle]

[vapid elm]

you can do the fights in any order

[small ginkgo]

[fresh sphinx]

[deft fulcrum]

[timber ice]

-18K

[silver spire]

[tawdry sable]

Bro just get gud

[rotund mantle]

[molten vessel]

[jaunty peak]

[lavish quail]

[sacred wigeon]

dumbass

[fast rampart]

shoot him and steal your money back

[wary venture]

[fresh sphinx]

[slow spear]

[fleet bolt]

-18k

[fresh sphinx]

[dapper orbit]

bro is getting beat on purpose

[terse mango]

[vital badger]

it's so over 😭

[analog ledge]

[graceful raptor]

GET HUN

[plush garnet]

[tawdry sable]

Man's gonna shoot him

[twilit vigil]

400hours in this game and i had no idea

[thick perch]

[spark jolt]

[undone ermine]

[fiery light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1452401824165527773/twin_YOU_BROKE_POOR_HAHAHA.gif

[thick perch]

[flat echo]

ZENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[fresh sphinx]

[fervent aspen]

[lost jackal]

Well, it was tad too bold to assume he got a shot on winning here

[hasty notch]

I can't believe I'm this stupid, what's wrong with me bro

[sacred wigeon]

[delicate mica]

he's so bad

[fresh sphinx]

[runic bough]

[jaunty peak]

[lavish quail]

[pastel wharf]

[velvet burrow]

[fresh sphinx]

[runic bough]

[undone ermine]

[misty smelt]

[full stirrup]

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

[stable zodiac]

[ancient hound]

I have These fights are still tough as fuck, and it's not a case of "Just get good at blocking", I literally am.

[timber ice]

[tawdry sable]

Actual comedic peak

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

[fleet bolt]

This fight is impossible if you don't have parrying down, a bunch of points in body, or gorilla arms

[graceful raptor]

[deft fulcrum]

[opal light]

[thick perch]

His aim so ass

[jaunty peak]

how is Neuro the voice of reason

[lucid ore]

[unkempt lake]

fell for the rage bait

[wary venture]

[novel locust]

Does not appear to be working

[fresh sphinx]

[vestal yew]

[runic bough]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[foggy yew]

[spark jolt]

[toxic moth]

[undone ermine]

[pastel wharf]

[lavish quail]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-british-english-angry-gif-27590953

[rotund mantle]

[thorn summit]

[molten vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/im-invincible-sundowner-metal-gear-max0r-im-fucking-invincible-gif-25967449

[autumn fox]

if you thought that was bad...

[south stream]

[sacred wigeon]

WHAT CASH LMAO

[toxic moth]

[jaunty peak]

[timber ice]

[split swift]

is cyber arms cheating in a world where peopel expect you to have them

[twilit vigil]

[terse mango]

[feral turtle]

[plush garnet]

[haughty dew]

calm

[lavish quail]

[tame sun]

My beloved

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid elm]

oh, well guess I'm just built different, the only fight I struggled with was pre nerf razor hughes

[hasty notch]

[valid bear]

If only Vedal would know the cheese strat

[unkempt lake]

[timber ice]

I would assume no, unless there is some rules that say not to bring arm blades and you do anyway.

[vapid elm]

no it's in fact, expected

[tawdry sable]

"who would win? Femboy vs veteran"

[fresh sphinx]

[short dagger]

What's the cheese strat? Gorilla arms?

[lament solar]

Vedal fights like those old Victorian boxers from before dodging was popular

[silver spire]

i mean if they are clearly visible i would say they arn't

[vapid elm]

@tulip venture pay up

[jaunty peak]

that was a waste of time

[feral turtle]

can just dodge, it's easy

[fresh sphinx]

[twilit vigil]

[pastel wharf]

[sacred wigeon]

[white pine]

clip that

[tulip venture]

uuh what was the prediction about

[feral turtle]

I don't think Vedal knows how to dodge

[runic bough]

That was psychotic

[graceful raptor]

he's so mad

[somber dagger]

I won all those fights with just movement perks lmao

[fresh sphinx]

[tulip venture]

im not paying attention

[short dagger]

Ah, I always grabbed gorilla arms and 3 hit them

[twilit vigil]

my god that was brutal

[opal light]

[silver spire]

[tepid path]

is it the last guy in tourne?

[analog ledge]

[thick perch]

[pastel wharf]

[brisk nacelle]

Night City got him

[sacred wigeon]

[tawdry sable]

If vedal would win against her

[runic bough]

He may actually have gone cyberpsycho from having neuro in his ears this long

[fresh sphinx]

[toxic moth]

[feral turtle]

if it works it works

[timber ice]

Vedal lost 3 fights and went psycho, yeah checks out

[ancient hound]

You literally are then, so respect to you. Pretty much everyone I know who plays also struggles with those fights, they're tough AF unless you build almost exclusively into a melee / fist build.

[tulip venture]

[split swift]

is this catharsis

[vapid elm]

ez money

[plush garnet]

He’s so fuckin mad, 🤣

[fresh sphinx]

[white pine]

[final sable]

good thing gun aint allowed in the UK

[hard yoke]

You guys know that scene from the Super Broly movie where Broly just ragdolled Goku like a toy?

I feel like if anyone from chat PvP'd Vedal it'd look like that.

[vapid elm]

well, that's the thing, I did do that lmao

[timber ice]

Literally rimworld mental break holy

[valid bear]

Heavy punch stun loop unless that was patched

[gaunt jay]

Neuro trying to calm vedal down, crazy how Neuro is the reasonable one here

[twilit vigil]

this explains the aim

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

[ancient hound]

There you go Even with High Body and high IRL skill, they're tough AF if you don't.

[fleet bolt]

Every fight is doable if you get the parry timing down. It just takes a long time

[plush garnet]

[jaunty peak]

I see where Neuro and Evil get their behavior from

[grand thunder]

should of went all in vedal is worse than mimi

[tawdry sable]

This guy

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid grove]

you know how when you jump on a Mario boss twice they get red and their animations speed up

[south stream]

the fucking music to this

[leaden phoenix]

Drop a sword before the fight
Picked it up when the fight starts
Kill him
Unless they patched that

[shut gorge]

Guys I've got an idea! What if:

[novel locust]

I mean vedal got like, 25% of his health off. That's something right. Idk I haven't played

[hard yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-broly-broly-goku-super-saiyan-ssjg-goku-gif-12586362891076156948

[tawdry sable]

This guy really thought of fighting her again after 3 losses

[twilit vigil]

with what money

[ancient hound]

Oh fuck, I missed the gamba?

[timber ice]

Me when I punch V2 with their own arm.

[vapid elm]

yeah razor hughues is the final boss of this questline

[dusty iris]

The easiest way to get money in this game is just kill lots of people, sell their stuff, repeat.

[gleaming cloak]

vedal really got ragebaited

[lavish quail]

Shiv shiv shiv

[unkempt lake]

who is broly in this situation

[silver spire]

did you find this meme at the bottom of your 2024 folder?

[sacred wigeon]

cute

[fresh sphinx]

[hard yoke]

Anyone that's not Vedal.

[timber ice]

Damn that... well, it fits cyberpunk tbh

[opal light]

With what money is he going to get them?

[jaunty peak]

Camila's pic has 10k likes

[deep vine]

Slamp and Sneen

[dapper orbit]

stabby stabby knifey knifey

[atomic flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7EocA1hsCU

Evil Neuro would like to know your location

[ancient hound]

Focusing on POI's (NCPD calls) and finding the hackable points at them as well. Both are great moneymakers.

[runic bough]

Imagine how easy it is to accidentally impale yourself with those knife arms

[vapid grove]

camila's tweet is revenge for vedal's "loser" autograph ratioing her

[runic bough]

If its a car he wants he should just do delamain

[fast rampart]

That's how it fell off

[timber ice]

Its so jover

[runic bough]

But I'm enjoying this broke arc

[tame sun]

[twilit vigil]

has he learned about the crafting menu yet

[vapid elm]

this is why gorilla arms so superior you can't accidentally punch yourself in the face.... right?

[main ledge]

bro forgot to account for vedals skill level

[fresh sphinx]

[graceful raptor]

imagine he does the fight again..... but with funny mic

[eager skiff]

nope, I don't expect him to find it ever

[vapid grove]

he's talking about me

[thick perch]

teh

[spark jolt]

he opened it once, but

[leaden phoenix]

[fresh sphinx]

[tawdry sable]

"CHILL CHILL CHILL"

[pastel wharf]

[tepid path]

so i guess he was also the only tough one for me, did not use melee build and for some reason his fight tanked my fps to 15, it was miserable

[lavish quail]

[thick perch]

[graceful raptor]

[echo seal]

[south stream]

[merry orchid]

imegen the day neuro can play game like that and just easy beat everything vedal have hard time with

[opal light]

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

[silver spire]

if only he had money

[timber ice]

tbf, request backup isnt really gonna do shit for vedal

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

[tawdry sable]

Hmm I wonder where his money went

[main ledge]

day 1 players will remember when razor hughes was basically impossible to beat

[twilit vigil]

[silver spire]

xD ouch

[white pine]

if only he didn't spam sell things

[sacred wigeon]

[echo seal]

[plush garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/vibing-cat-gif-22662706

[terse mango]

[hard yoke]

I haven't played Cyberpunk, but I can't help but feel maybe getting into a fist fight against someone with a fully robotic arm, while you have two fleshy human arms was only going to end one way.

[novel locust]

Yo 50 gifted subs

[twilit vigil]

all i remember from day 1 cyberpunk is all of the trees being visible through the buildings

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid elm]

I do remember that's why I said pre nerf, had to cheese him the first time by going into a spot he couldn't hit

[coarse leaf]

bros name is 50

[graceful raptor]

[tepid path]

i am defo not day 1 player, i shitted on the game when it came out first

[dreamy parrot]

This ripperdoc is voiced by Noshir Dalal, right ?

[small ginkgo]

Gorilla Arms

[sour slate]

Only gifted 5 though

[thick perch]

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

[white pine]

[vestal yew]

[pastel wharf]

[spark jolt]

[ocean drift]

[timber ice]

[leaden phoenix]

[fresh sphinx]

[graceful raptor]

[south stream]

[sacred wigeon]

[echo seal]

[molten vessel]

[lavish quail]

[real badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1452363619739369532/afjp7w.gif

[opal light]

Babe

[velvet burrow]

[toxic moth]

[fiery light]

[full stirrup]

[wary venture]

[valid void]

[exotic rune]

[undone ermine]

[plush garnet]

[twilit vigil]

valid question

[jade ridge]

[fresh sphinx]

[tulip crag]

[civic shoal]

[deep vine]

Babe lmao

[green crest]

???

[toxic moth]

SO CUTE

[dusty iris]

Same honestly. I only brought and played the game once they improved it.

[eager shadow]

SAMURAAAAAI

[deep vine]

Neuro is REALLY immersed in the cyberpunk RP

[vapid grove]

he accidentally booted up the unreleased mommy ai

[ashen tapir]

always go for gorilla arms

[mossy aurora]

She has her mother’s love of making Vedal uncomfortable

[ashen tapir]

mantis blades? pfft who needs them

[potent warren]

Dang, this 50 guy's account was created in 2013

[green crest]

I just have the stream running in the background lmao

[hard yoke]

I remember on Day 1 of Cyberpunk I saw a meme where a car got launched across the sky (due to glitches) and someone edited Left 4 Dead Tank noises over it.

I always wished I saved it.

[timber ice]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE BUFF TO STEALTH

[silver spire]

vedal legs?

[fresh sphinx]

[velvet burrow]

Vedal legs

[jaunty peak]

[vapid elm]

lynx paws suck anyway just get the double jump

[leaden phoenix]

[vapid grove]

but yours are already perfect vedal...

[fresh sphinx]

[jaunty peak]

[vestal yew]

[sacred wigeon]

[tepid path]

it's probably the only game after NMS that i gave a try after shitting on at first

[faint steeple]

:((((((

[south stream]

kinda true

[gleaming cloak]

vedal is so fucking mad damn

[spark jolt]

it depends on your build, but for vedal yeah

[main ledge]

that was such a funny bug, you could summon all your cars at once and they would spawn in the same spot, sending them flying into orbit

[fresh sphinx]

[thick perch]

No killing!

[deep vine]

Does vedal know he can get the edge runners character weapons in the game

[timber ice]

Me trying to construct voltron with 30 vans and 20 bikes

[leaden phoenix]

Yea kill him

[vapid grove]

the only cyberpunk gameplay i had seen (prior to this) was the Day 1 crowbcat video

[desert garden]

And placing corpses on cars made them bounce like a lowrider on pistons :P

[fresh sphinx]

[runic bough]

Chat is saying don't kill but if we're really headcanoning this as Neuro you know what the lore accurate option is

[cedar hill]

someone tell vedal there is a problem with his gaming skills

[leaden phoenix]

It's not like we need them alive

[rich junco]

The real cyberpsycho is in the mirror

[plush garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/concert-crowd-dino-dinosaur-dinosaur-concert-gif-7302459712020757639

[tawdry sable]

He's clueless as heck so definitely no (I think)

[subtle breach]

7tv emotes are a constant loop of not understanding what means what, understanding, then not again

[leaden phoenix]

Short circuit is non lethal

I think

[silver spire]

i remember seeing a vid that when you stood near the edge on the roof of a building while the police was calling backup, they all spawned behind you in the small space until the edge (i think it went like that)

[fast rampart]

vedogo986

[runic bough]

[vapid elm]

that literally does work you can just walk up to a cyberpsycho undetected and grab and non lethal takedown them I do it every time

[eager shadow]

real

[tepid path]

as someone with memory problems, i dont even know which bugs i remember are day 1 at this point

[silver spire]

doesnt it just do flat damage?

[main ledge]

cyberpsychos are easy to not kill now, any type of damage will incapacitate, you have to purposefully hit them again once they're down to fully kill

[hard yoke]

Reminds me of a Skyrim bug.
In Skyrim, Giant spawns and Dragon spawns sometimes overlap, when a Dragon spawns it instantly takes to the sky. So sometimes both spawn at the same time.

A frequent sight in Skyrim is seeing a Dragon suddenly soar up to the sky with a Giant riding on top of it in a janky fashion before falling to its death.

[worn jackal]

This one actually is hard

[tame sun]

lmao both

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

[leaden phoenix]

Yeah I think

[lavish quail]

[green crest]

[tawdry sable]

Neuro, give them a stroke and a heart attack at the same time

[fleet bolt]

[leaden phoenix]

[lament imp]

how did that work

[weary lotus]

Livestream looking sharp

[plush garnet]

[hard yoke]

Do you think people in Cyberpunk ever just have a massive crashout and blame it on Cyberpsychosis?

[cedar hill]

i remember doing it in GTA VC with cars/panzers (via cheats ofc)

[ashen tapir]

HOW?

[leaden phoenix]

Maybe remove the ping from the deck

[vapid elm]

literally yes it is documented several times in ingame reading material

[timber ice]

Weaken to punch works right?

[gloomy flicker]

he cooked

[leaden phoenix]

[dreamy parrot]

Yes, that's what I did

[weary lotus]

HDMI > RCA > Analog Splitter > TVs

[novel locust]

You can't post that image

[thorn summit]

[sacred wigeon]

so true neuro

[velvet burrow]

Please don't show the whole photo of what Camila sent

[pseudo egret]

why is "Tamara Cobby" in the Valentinos

[rigid star]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[fast rampart]

How does she know about the ram shortage

[thorn summit]

you're cooked

[south stream]

[summer goblet]

hook up a VCR and you'd be VOD recording old-school

[plush garnet]

We are underpowered if I am honest

[jaunty peak]

[novel locust]

I did not know you could edit messages to remove pictures

[leaden phoenix]

[civic shoal]

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[dreamy parrot]

SYNAPSE BURNOUT

[molten vessel]

Bro pummeled her

[lucid ore]

[fresh sphinx]

[runic bough]

Imagine a part of your body being branded btw, how fucked is that

[silver spire]

[lucid ore]

Synapse burnout!

[weary lotus]

I might

[lavish quail]

Emote material

[jaunty peak]

[brisk nacelle]

[spark jolt]

I miss this kind of speed glitch

[thorn summit]

you can always press 'x' to remove any attachments

[undone ermine]

[gleaming cloak]

vedal gonna actually upgrade and play the game right just bec he got ragebaited

[warm flax]

bro he was next to an explosive thing

[leaden phoenix]

He needs to read the shard

[novel locust]

What did we just get
We got a shard
(flipping through menus) I don't see the cyberware anywhere

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-sleep-gif-5626689318569409176

[sacred thicket]

i just realized are they played on a really old version of the game?

[vapid elm]

look if the price of me getting an arm that can punch through a slab or concrete is that it has to show branding I am willing to pay the price

[runic bough]

Granted

I'm not saying I wouldn't

[dusty dragon]

no different than someone with a Disney tattoo

[calm thistle]

Chat did anything good happen while I was gone? I'm gonna check starboard and see

[vapid elm]

nah ved just doesn't have phantom liberty installed but he should be up to date on patches otherwise

[main ledge]

he finally found the crafting menu

[leaden phoenix]

He's not getting payed for this

[runic bough]

And it isn't fucked when people get those?

[silver spire]

wait are they actually? how

[warm flax]

i think he doesnt have the dlc either

[rigid void]

Lategame netrunner is just spam synapse burnout on everyone

[subtle breach]

"green ball, you left stuff" (understood nothing)

[vapid elm]

phantom liberty does improve the base game alot though

[dusty dragon]

i personally hate tattoos but many love them

[eager skiff]

contagion - overheat is better and funnier

[rich junco]

I really hope he gets phantom liberty

[summer goblet]

do it

[runic bough]

Literally emblazoning your allegiance to a megacorp on your skin is pretty cringe imo

[gleaming cloak]

brother READ

[silver spire]

hmm i feel like i missed something funny

[signal lichen]

maybe the Neuro integration isnt updated for the newest content

[gloomy flicker]

most likely because of the neuro integration

[rigid void]

Wouldn't say better, but definitely more fun

[plush garnet]

You can sell there weapons

[novel locust]

wow if only someone told him to read that earlier

[fresh sphinx]

[plush garnet]

Thats how you make a ton

[thorn summit]

holy cow this post went trending
https://fixupx.com/RhydonDaddy/status/2002132106789728318?s=20

Rhydon Daddy (@RhydonDaddy)

"A creator meeting his creation"
︀︀
︀︀You can hear the moment it hit vedal that maybe Neuro is more than an AI to him. (~30 seconds to end)
︀︀
︀︀It must be surreal for vedal to have Neuro see him, recognize him, recognize herself, and actually interact with him.
︀︀#neurosama #vedalverse

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[rigid star]

the biggest thing we got from this mission is him learning about the crafting menu

[sour slate]

This is exactly the process Vedal goes through to upgrade Neuro, V3 never

[silver spire]

xD she knows

[dusty iris]

I have seen that so many times

[subtle breach]

been out for a while

[stray jetty]

OH NO

[thin sphinx]

oh shit that's me

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/bloxburg-news-guy-roblox-bloxburg-yippeeparty45-bugburger2-gif-1630424872249810899

[sacred thicket]

on the cyberware menu there isn't the indicator to get the skill that references edgerunners to boost cyberware capacity. i havent been paying attention to his actual skill tree tho so idk

[stray jetty]

pog me

[timber ice]

Jesus what?

[south stream]

[supple heron]

scary, lots of people not familiar with neuro being concerned in the replies

[fast rampart]

Is that THE rhydon daddy of generic talking stream fame???

[plush garnet]

And he’s just a casual viewer, good for him.

[lavish quail]

Yes

[silver spire]

she will back get on her feet > steels her stuff

[thick perch]

[timber ice]

RUN IT BACK

[thorn summit]

🐥 🚬

[jaunty peak]

[opal light]

Time to lose it all

[brisk nacelle]

oh my god

[weak jacinth]

[rotund mantle]

[pastel wharf]

[silver spire]

oh god

[vestal yew]

[leaden phoenix]

[rotund mantle]

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[supple heron]

nonon9nonono oh my god

[jagged temple]

I love her pay Victor obsession

[terse mango]

[lavish quail]

[ivory bramble]

[sour slate]

Dude tried every trick under the sun to get attention by leeching off Neuro and finally succeded

[fleet bolt]

Bro is funding the 6th streets entire operation at this point

[south stream]

-6k (again)

[timber ice]

You know, this is one way to make vedal explore the game

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

[split swift]

mods start the poll

[plush garnet]

Is he gonna win?

[eager skiff]

Please someone teach him counter attack and strong attacks

[vapid elm]

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HE HAS ARMS MADE OUT OF TITANIUM AND MILITARY GRADE SKIN ARMOR YOU CANNOT TAKE HIM

[umbral glade]

Vedal, nooooo

[jaunty peak]

god if he loses again

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/ippo-gif-20957121

[short dagger]

Could have afforded a car with all the money he's lost to the 6th street

[silver spire]

she really wants people to be paid (herself too)

[mossy ginkgo]

LET US GAMBLE TOO

[umbral glade]

Don't do it Vedal!

[fresh sphinx]

[plush garnet]

Gamba vedal!!!

[tame sun]

[elfin thistle]

@tulip venture will we?

[calm thistle]

You're just gonna yell RIGGED if you lose

[jaunty peak]

I'm with Neuro let's payback Viktor

[timber ice]

Sum cost fallacy goes crazy

[tulip venture]

@covert matrix casino boss

[bitter stratus]

Wait is he trying to fight the sniper guy? How is he losing

[elfin thistle]

[plush garnet]

If only he got the car first

[sweet tapir]

wait what's going on rn

[novel locust]

Vedal is stubborn; we're going to beat this guy no matter how much money we must lose in the process

[runic bough]

Switching to a body build mid run is crazy work

[vapid grove]

i love some of the replies
some of them see the vision

[valid void]

ALL IN BABY

[thick perch]

[agile lance]

he skipped the fist fighting tutorial so he doesn't know how to fight

[timber ice]

Damn, you really did leave the others with the cacino didnt you?

[sour slate]

Never done a tutorial for fighting

[fleet bolt]

Investing to at least 5 in everything won't really hurt

[fast rampart]

ALL MY STREAMERS ARE GAMBLING ADDICTS

[silver spire]

fight? lose you mean

[ashen tapir]

do you guys like to dink donk?

[spark jolt]

[plush garnet]

[fleet bolt]

lmao he's going to unlock the option to wager more

[timber ice]

[jaunty peak]

[timber ice]

GOOD LORD THATS CASH

[tawdry sable]

MY CREATOR IS A GAMBLER

[subtle breach]

I missed something huh

[bitter stratus]

the sniper is pretty good iirc

[mystic fiber]

Bankrupt987

[vapid elm]

oh I was playing cyberpunk as well and missed the prediction whoops

[spark jolt]

that's how much he lost

[rotund mantle]

[split swift]

fun fact
cyberpunk is one of the few "alt history" games where the KGB existing makes sense, because it was made before the soviets disolved

[timber ice]

Holy damage, jesus

[novel locust]

[jaunty peak]

okay he's got this

[lament solar]

Give em the Ol razzle dazzle, Ved!

[fervent aspen]

[timber ice]

Guess they weren't joking about gorilla arms...

[sacred wigeon]

[molten vessel]

HOLY LEFT RIGHT GOODNIGHT

[vestal yew]

[split swift]

aim assist

[lavish quail]

[silver spire]

[gusty moat]

NOOOOOOO NEUROOOO CRASH THE GAME

[wary venture]

[eternal plover]

[jagged pebble]

[terse mango]

[pastel wharf]

[plush garnet]

[lucid ore]

[sacred wigeon]

[jaunty peak]

[silver spire]

british energy

[novel locust]

EZ Clap

[thorn summit]

[brisk nacelle]

[undone ermine]

[ocean drift]

[main ledge]

rachi

[echo seal]

[hasty notch]

👏

[short dagger]

[tulip venture]

british gamer

[slow spear]

[weak jacinth]

[twilit vigil]

[lost jackal]

Sooo sniper?

[lavish quail]

[undone ermine]

[vapid elm]

he did it

[tawdry sable]

https://tenor.com/view/ippo-punch-boxing-gif-15190465

[spark jolt]

[subtle breach]

they explicitly stated to don't do weird stuff 4 hours ago in a FAQ for B2 super chats

[rocky hornet]

[merry kindle]

[torn ether]

he did it

[thick perch]

[trim flint]

FREE POINTS LETS GOOOOO

[tranquil dew]

+30k points

[plush garnet]

[south stream]

-20k for me

[jaunty peak]

god I wish he was using the Evil mic

[fresh sphinx]

[dense terrace]

I should have bet more points

[novel locust]

+10K points lez go

[lavish quail]

[signal lichen]

no sniper, no bike, no cash

[molten vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-fight-jujutsu-kaisen-fight-yuji-itadori-gif-15466034128382918370

[frank charm]

MY POINTS

[civic shoal]

sit down

[vapid elm]

glad I didn't vote lmao

[dapper orbit]

+30k letsgogo

[fresh sphinx]

[soft eagle]

MY POINTS

[hasty notch]

I'm on my way to get back my 500k from minecraft marathon

[plush garnet]

[timber ice]

A net lost as a whole, but still

[quartz island]

Angry British man

[gleaming cloak]

god if he was using the other mic

[valid void]

FUUUUUU

[vapid grove]

"appointment with the old father of the beef" is an amazing euphemism

[deft fulcrum]

[timber ice]

[fleet bolt]

Talking shit after getting your ass beat three times in a row is wild

[twilit vigil]

smol pp

[fresh sphinx]

[novel locust]

[south stream]

[rich junco]

-80K

[vestal yew]

[eager skiff]

[valid void]

I FORGOT HE WAS PLAYING ON NORMAL

[thick perch]

[eternal plover]

[silver spire]

[thorn zinc]

[echo seal]

[fresh sphinx]

[lavish quail]

[pastel wharf]

[long nebula]

we just need the Archie Slap

[jaunty peak]

[fervent aspen]

[foggy yew]

[slow spear]

[civic shoal]

[fresh sphinx]

[pliant sedge]

[silver spire]

does he get the sniper?

[vapid grove]

i wanna book an appointment with the old father of the beef

[jaunty peak]

free sniper

[fresh sphinx]

[valid void]

Nope