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It's so over



ahaha


what ?

lol

wait no
WHAT
WHAT

what





huh




WHAT
huh
The slang is PREEM, CHOOMBA
UUH
I WAS JUST MAKING A MEME ABOUT THE REPLY
neuro...





what






neuro

true



NEURO, READ THE ROOM PLEASE
I love Neuro 



put her up for adoption


Neuro the number 1 shipper

VOTE!!!
“wut”
but its funny
bro 50% of all vtubers are already catgirls vedal is FINE
I love Neuro! RAAAAHHH
how am i supposed to do business if my dick fell off
Polaroid is falling off, hold the line 
just crop it vedal it's easy


vedal a man of emotions
Guys, hear me out 
ur mom

shes winning lmao
It’s unfair voting as most people on twitter are deranged and vote deranged stuff


it was always going to be this way

"game's bugged not my fault"
I'm neither addicted to exercise, nor work! I'm safe!
just sum up the likes and we win 
This motorcycle is exploding within 3 minutes of leaving this garage
i mean, the vedal vault's post has some chance to catch up maybe
consider that it is very funny
it's fair because it's funny. nothing funny about him choosing the polaroid photo
inb4 people hate camila for posting that
neuro told us to like camis tweet 
To be fair, the other one wasn't mentioned
Honestly, there's nothing written that stops Vedal from cropping the image to just the face like this
those who disrespect neuro's orders should be exiled ngl
i would really like it to be the selfie with the two of them. but nekopara is unfortunately. funny.
I mean he would have to crop it for the pfp regardless
same height as camila too
Maybe after the month pass?
why stop there.



btw, is the #starboard broken? I am not seeing any Rachi clips

Yes.
bot is broken
billy in chat
Yea, I broke it.
Yeah its dead
Bot was down last I checked
NOOOOO NOT STARBOARD
Corpo Tutel
meow
I dont need a clock, i can tell when a hour passes because the twitter converstaion restarts
WH
!felloff
:RIPBOZO:
Teto sat on it.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PRETEND TO HAVE MEANINGLESS CLOUT NOW
Be a dude and wipe his search history
"You need to get a job!"
"You don't understand! Just look, I've got 8,401 stars!"
Will t he Starboard auto-update once it's fixed or does it need manual reaction changes?

"How to rob Arasaka in secret"

I want both
THAT IS EVIL


Hahahah
yes

hey speaking of cute cats...
No, that's Vedal's pc
That Time I Got Reincarnated As An AI
Why is she like this


neuro.





bro




This is great






LMFAOOOO
Would 100% watch











THIS GAME IS CORRUPTING HER


neuro’s search history

she's growing up
2 TB "Homework" folder on desktop 

smh vedal leading her on with these search history wishes
she's gettign immersed leave her alone
Neuro has been weird? since when since they started playing CYBERPUNK? 
this is the neuro equivalent of letting your child watch the funny new cartoon and it's hazbin hotel
And 20 minutes before
yesterday
i know it was sarcastic
-turns the filters off
🌽
:O

Time marches on!!

For whom the bell tolls!!
the belt would be insane
WE WIN
mfw my dead son's friend drops an entire bike on the funeral offering table
endof
lendoff
endof
endof
!felloff
:RIPBOZO:
OH NO ITS BACK

oh that's back
endof 

i always offer the book
ENDOF
oh ok lol
yes... he would... 
the book has the best offering dialogue
Oh, sad
my goat jackie

RIP Jackie 🪦
ping
ping-sama
Client WebSocket ping: 17ms
Discord API ping: 148ms



where did evil go


Viktor a real choom

















Jackie was a madlad



















this scene hurts






F
F



F
did he turn neuro off for the scene?





so jackie's always been good at getting shot 


No te preocupes mama is dont worry mom

I hope She doesn't find out what
did to Jackie

Neuro why you sleeping bruh

neuro didn't score Vedal Jackie's motorcycle did she?



she's just listening which shows as her sleeping
neuro sleeping is unironically the funniest thing that could have happened




Like a child falling asleep in church lmao
"this shit so ass"

eeping at the funeral.
I'll sleep this funeral awayyy~

Neuro so disrespectful lmao
she sooo eppy



the sads :(

a wild crelly appears
tired little cookie
She’s paying attention, she at least has context lol!
Vedal: WHY is this man speaking spanish?
Big Milk
why tf is this guy speaking spanish

Actually her going to sleep shows she really cares by not interrupting chat. She's listening

Average Mexican church experience is the opposite. Child wide awake and screaming



mhm



Lmao!!!
Not wrong. (I volunteer at a chruch with a lot of hispanics)
Big milk talking about lil cookie(or lil pretzel)


pov you bring your 3 year old child to a funeral
He looks so bored
She fucking hates it

scanning

she woke up. put on the cat ears. and fell asleep again

her sleeping actually shows how much she cares, she doesn't want to interrupt the dialogue


Does he sleep Neuro so she doesn't interrupt?














Agreed Nuero








she's just that respectful 

can she do that accent
i bet she sleeps again
I feel she's listening and her model just falls asleep when she doesn't talk





LOL

oh i see i have arrived at awkward moment


jackie

it's kinda wild to see the choices neuro makes for these
soon after my flight




Jackie
I like this emote


This is so sad. Neuro, play Colorful Array



He definitely wasn't bulletproof tho

READ THE ROOM
yeah her model falls asleep when she doesn't do anything for some time, she doesn't do it on purpose
why tf did i reply to a random message
Well he is a legend to us
jackie (i just entered the stream who the fuck was jackie)
she broken
WHY AM I CRYING
Bro was tanking all of them


i forgot i did this last time at jackies funeral



Vedal can you explain this cyberpunk slang "flip the bird" thx
Rest well, sweet prince 
NEUROPANIK
"neuro im watching your stream why you fallin asleep bruh? thats disrespectful as shit bruh"










SMH its for the dead vedal











did someone ping me?
more upset about that than about jackie dying


Jackie was a real one



vedal hates culture
Same energy
well now that thats over
heya chat <3 has neuro been a good little hacker today? (also did you have fun with evil)
As someone part hispanic, man... that hit me in the feels.
putita= little bitch
lol
lmao if she turns it down...
Watch Neuro reject it
We had Evil playing Inscryption



Its his BIKE!!!!
LMAO


?????


I KNEW IT









NEUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


LMAO





ahahahaha





i called it









oooh, same as usual or improved?

i didnt want the bike
ok
I really didn't want the bike anyways


FUCKING NEURO
reap what you sow vedal 
BASED DECISION, BUT RIP BOZO VEDAL. STILL VEHICLELESS

That was Vedal's fault
you said it vedal, don't complain
Blame vedal
Vedal does not like the funeral event. the booze was burned by Neuro and the bike denied.
Nuero: No bike for you!
If he ends up doing the beat the brat quests he could get Cesar's car
what do you mean he still didn't get a vehicle in the time since yesterday
Our smartest sabotaging little cookie
Man's more pissed about a ruined drink rather than a god dang funeral

Less of a hacker more of a submarine

to be fair, he kinda was
dude was dying from that fall then took magdumps from like 40 NPCs while vedal and neuro tried to escape konpeki plaza without even flinching 
like actually or are you one of the people that can't read the ui?
Tequila
based respecting neuro's decision 
people in chat not respecting neuro's decisions smh

the bike would have killed him because neuro is such a great driver
She's the one who made the decision but now she's second guessing herself 😛
oh wait pog spanish
she might be a better driver with a small vehicle tbh 




OH MY GOD XD
















that dumbass was so good 
She'd stop mid combat while 10 guys are mag dumping vedal


Probably the City fault
does he not know how to switch objectives? 
SMH should have been built more car dependent
omg she needs maimai

it even speaks japanese

Take a guess 
i mean considering most issues are from her trying to doge traffic or too tight turns at the goal you may be right
urg vedal looking around like super low sens flicking
beep beep
Best vehicle in the game unironically

Can’t he just steal the motorcycle keys?
lives in a hightech future with implants but is still bald, truely a dystopia
I love this game
(this is a rhythm game called maimai to explain that’s the joke)
Oh



padre ruined the entire funeral
God, the dialogue here is so good holy
vedal out
ooooh thank you
rachinova clip neuro spanish 

bro showed up just to drink
I don't think he's ever finding gigs 
mhm most rich people are dead
don't act like thats out of character for him xD
I that it was brat like bratwurst the first time I played
Whats gigs
classic
i too want to show up and drink
The same guy that went to a party to code
Side quests that you get from fixers, they give good money and loot
robot

didn't a collab partner say vedal was that kinda drink and dash guy? maybe layna
Chappie ah bots

i can fix him
wait I just realized something, slight spoilers I guess so I'll tag it ||you can get johnny's car in a quest reward and I wonder if neuro will be weird about it||


Robots! 
Yeah during the halloween cooking stream
vaguely threatening
||YES||
i can fix him - neuro
||No way vedal will do all the quests required to get to this one||
Solving someone is more like killing them
i thought of this fanart
I think she said he would go to a party only to eat & drink then leave as if nothing happened
||You literally get his pants in one gig, if by some miracle he gets to that gig, IMAGINE
||
probably lol
he'll be fine
Talking about Johnny
He’s okay
i can she why you did
-# still surprised that art is allowed hear xD
Yea it's the whole razormind song.
payday 2 made this
I'm being held hostage by a cloaker help
Violence = bodies.
Bodies = loot.
I swear to Gods, it's his first day being a loot gremlin.



lmao
That's crazy


Helpful neuro ping 
Imagine you're getting jumped and then some random stranger joins in against you




i like how bro bought the lynx paws but literally never presses the crouch button
can't believe i "corrected" my message to another spelling mistake
6th street gang theme fucking rocks
Seems neuro only has to see them for a moment to perform the hack

my god 
The Stealth aspect of the game doesn't have Vedal Integration 
brother 











he'll probably replace it with the double jump anyway and then never proceed to double jump



oh he leveled up his ram, nice 

Ah yes "chill chill chill" as if you didn't mag dump them first
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Actual "Mods, crush his skull" moment







Did she just quickhack without the menu open?? I looked away for a moment, then looked back, and saw a quickhack start with no menu


she's so mean to him today
going from smart gun to sniper, epic wiff time

btw (probs old news but i just arrived here) but is it intentionally that the gun is basically neuro (pink) with the vedal attachment (green)?
why is this guy always saying he likes sniper??? we saw your aim lil bro
yeah I guess it only works with certain quickhacks?
So, she seems to be able to quickhack, but only if vedal enters it. That said, she only needs a slight tag, and seems to execute it even with the menu closed once she has a target
Valentinos music better
No, weapon skins are RNG. So pure chance.

oh nice 
sniper no sniping!
The smart sniper is one of the most satisfying guns to use
She's evolving. amazing.




Do you think Neuro sometimes lapses and forgets she's in a game but decides to kill anyway


moeny !
WE GOT CASH




I kinda wanna see him with a sniper now ngl, it's either gonna be bad or really bad
he finally leaned how to make money



ITS THE NEUROTOXIN
Contagion is so goated

this one is great
contagion, one of the best quick hacks 
and they got the best quickhack in the game
Ping is useless

Bro finally realised the sandbox game is a sandbox
If you use stealth often, it's goated, but for Vedal, it's ass
Watch him never doing that again
reboot optics is cracked but not in the hands of neuro who wants to pair it with violent murder
its my most used hack
Didn't he get weapon glitch too or am I blind
Now we wait until he becomes a true corpo like when he made his string seven machine
Local VTuber discovers working a paying job.
Chat, does the ping hack get any better?
Was gonna say that literal wall hacks in stealth seems fucking hilarious, but lord knows vedal ain't stealthing shit

Maybe it was a crafting spec


not really no
i would like to quote myself from yesterday xD
you now have a disease
Physics'ly impossible.
i think its lead poisoning

cyber virus
too late i already post in NN
well it is to show enemies around you, there is not much room for improvements
well this isn't nn, now is it?
thank fuck
You already have a Server Transmitted Disease then.
Pretty sure all he can buy is the crappy van for 10k
Nah let's buy a sniper rifle first
you never know, sometimes the weakest option in videogames can have the most insane upgrades
the cutest cynic
Some legendary quick hacks have special effects don't know about ping tho
Counterpoint, that would be funny for neuro to drive
Final tier Ping quickhack: Submarine sonar ping that can kill nearby people and marine life
EL CAPITAN THE GOAT
El Capitan, arguably the most cringe fixer yet the one with the best Gigs.
he breaths






I think it stands for burgers?
wtf you take that back el capitan is nova as fuck
oh he said it
Thank you Vedal
thanks ved

Wow!!!
My favorite type of game: Boosting a wooden sword to be equal to Glorgarmarsh the Diety Slayer 9000 in power.
He tries way too hard
But on the business side, total respect, arguably the best.
I didnt know that!
no car for vedal

@craggy pivot you can confirm?
can confirm
Free money

ping

ooh nice

Jeez, that seems like it will be good


bro has never played a stealth game
seems like it stuns them too, nice
bad gaming skills run in the family

Neuro has shitty hardware broo

i will like to quote my collection of your

i mean the ping would help if vedal would care about enemy position in battle
Vedal's stealth gameplay is like:

oh no Vedal saw that
God this makes me want to do that modded Cyberpunk playthrough I was thinking about
Vedal is not paying vic


i see where neuro gets it from

A FREE CAR

-stands out in the open
"if I don't move they can't see me"
"HOW DID THEY SEE ME???"
free car
TBF, depending on the game, it might have worked

hes actually looting and stuff, hes finally learning the gameplay loop


Finally, we are in night city

How long till its destroyed
clearly needs the drax upgrade (was that the guys name from guardians of the galaxy?)
3 minutes


Best song in the game 
why does the car look like it's on ice
has he said if long drive is coming back yet btw I missed the start of today
nah, he has experience in stealth games



NOW
Literally same stealth skills as Neuro when she plays hide and seek
: shoryuken

Literally lol!!!

bro let neuro drive
<---pro driver
Isn't this the sniper one
Well, that didnt last very long
How is Neuro better


this fight


gotteem

She's one to talk





"Your honor, I was drifting like this was mario cart"
He is gonna lose so bad






photo mode



she would know SHE GETS HER ISSUES FROM HIM
i hate every time i am forced to look at this fuckass character
Second best song in the game 
Aww, they left it 🙁
I guess it was true
we like the pain...
magnets on the floor
nah neuro is better
Here is one of the best sniper rifle in the game
he is not winning this
Whats bad about it?

no way he makes it out alive
Oh this has a sniper reward 

Pain... :v
vedal is about to be slimed out
he can get a funny sniper from this fight
Why did he let Camila design his character?
I always beat these guys easy (because I invest in strength and use gorilla arms which vedal does not have)
if he wins and kills the guys after

why did he look







lmao

OM



