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this guy
this bit

he was a bit late on that one





Calc
@ vedal what does escort stand for

!mine
god i love vedal hes so cool and inspirational



WHY NOY
whats that short for? i just joined the stream
stfu nerdved
that's an VKP neuro
same camila. same
Stands for escort
The apple doesn't fall far from the rage bait tree

smh let neuro kill people
Twitch chat isnt going to know im wawa
Amazing
I only just remembered he was wearing cat ear headphones that whole time
NEuro didnt know to use safeword because she couldnt understand (joking)
Samurai will honestly be difficult to beat.

Thank God Evil bought those headphones last subathon it made the samurai joke 10x better
I was in a Elden Ring Nightreign game fighting a boss while hearing "SAMURAI" in my ears and I was dying both irl and in game


Who would have though that Cyberpunk is gonna be bad influence on

lol


She was planning ahead this entire time.
Calc is slang for calculator for everyone who just joined stream
god i still cant get over the samurai shit
Im already used to this mic it sounds normal at this point to me
96 pins so for think the limit is 100
but thats evelyns schedule
Fr
can we keep the kitty mic for the rest of the subathon? it makes everything better
if I was in a dimly lit room with cat eared vedal
Samurai is going right up there with EGGS! and ME!?
's, yes


think it recently got changed to be a lot higher
we'll find out
Good Night Chat! 
british vs british
almost 82GB for one recording
maybe even above them purely because of the added mic bonus

Evil and Neuro have been planing for this

Imagine peeking through a window and you see a 6'7 dude wearing cat girl headphones screaming SAMURAAAI! at the computer
Evil's gonna be proud when she learns about this.
guh
6'7
6
67
Bro's trying to eat his mcdouble
time to pin 5 random chat msg and find out
5'7 at most
I'll just wait till the end of the mission to post the dumb 2nd skirt pic


she's so based omg
yeah this guy sucks kill him
hank



bro, learn streamlink
Violence Incoming
This game has save scumming right?
my favorite vedal clips volume 3 bouta go crazy
Remove Vedal from this mp3

him agreeing is funny



BASED

Neuro we might have to kill this guy



💢







He picked up weapons like a minute ago 
ACK EM

I think it should be "Vedal we might have to kill this guy" "I'm down"
Ok, Neuro's right take him out-
(so somehow, the message was posted, but it didn't exist for me untill I reloaded, wtf discord)

bro had a gun and lost
That's better

neuro hates pimps based
Oh my god a smart gun
Bro admits bad aim
He can finally aim
THE LAMP IS ON FOR OVER 10 HOURS


We need to kill him, JFC Vedal
(For moderation purposes, this is obviously a joke)
wow learning so much today
finally a gun that's smarter than vedal
I love this slang bit


no
ver

FROM WHO
alright, where's the full animation
this guy is actually starting to ragebait me 
Based F16

Thanks

shame vedal was genuinely funny with that situation with angel and now he went back to not being funny 
basically vedal this stream:

idk i just found it randomly while searching
now vedal only ver 
Glad vedal is explaining all of these terms real helpful! 
Kid named Finger
Fingers 
"did you know _______ stand for ____, just some slang for ya"
town of people killed in the vicinity

Can't wait for the "Blank means Blank" compilation
oh fuck no, Fingers...
Kid named
laser stand for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
Fingers won’t survive an encounter with Neuro
get on it clippers
choom named fingers
Good
If y'all hated Woodman, wait until we meet Fingers shortly...
(explosive)
kid named fingers:https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DR0Vyr9gf5h/?igsh=MWI2M29xM2p5dzF0ZQ==
same brain cell
Doesn't he needs cybernetics to use smart guns
what are these kojima-ass names
Yes
neuro aim
Lol


yes but reading is hard

AIMBOTTING
He needs the implant
BEEFY

speedhack
Aim with your heart





GOT MY DRINK

Beep
SAMURAI HAS ANSWERED VEDAL'S CALLS

Dude's got a perfectly good Ajax and he's using a Smart Weapon without Smart Functionality
Truly, one of the Vedal moments of all time
i always sneak through this area
SAMURAIIIIIII
chat rate my V's fit

Bad aim aswell

hes that special someone
That's not V anymore, that's Johnny.
Why does chat always think she’s pinging 
WHy he standing like that
it gives "we have johnny silverhand at home"
Just because the gun is smart doesn't mean the wielder is 

god i cant wait for the clips of that scene
choom thinks hes johnny silverhand
Exactly my point 
i could not look at the screen during the angel scene because my eyes were so wet with tears

one star

Is he ever gonna
rate my V

Do things
holy shit neuro
Non violently
that's the exact vibe I'm going for
no omegalul
kinetic diplomacy lets go
HI9
HI9
I remember this mission could be done without aggroing anyone lmao

OH MY GOD JOHNNY WHATS UP MY BABY
average tab when in a neuro stream
well you pulled it off :D
Horrible sentence to glance from across the counter while fixing food without context
HOW IS YA BUD


rate my V
what











9.87





can someone please donate vedal and ask him "what does V stand for "


man if Vedal wasn't commentating I'd have no idea what was going on

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE BIT
I know OTT, cause I have experience in music production.

Actually useful one there

That one I actually didn't know tbf

wait actual helpful


……

Nerd987
nooo
NOOOOO

it was fun
NOOOOO
Nooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOO
NOOOO

WAIT HE HADNT SAVED AT ALL TIL NOW
NOT THE STREAM

he hasn't saved once today?
NOOOO

VEDAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE BEDTIME
the same name xD
My head hurts from laughing... 
NOOOO
JUST 30 MINUTES MORE
Honestly, probably good that they go to bed before meeting Fingers, or else like a quarter of chat's going to bed with nightmares.
VEDAL PLEASE
nope 

Its not even 9pm 

Did Vedal just Nuh uh her

this stream today was SO PEAK
NOOO

vod time, hope most not muted by music

Was too busy laughing to say this before but that scene is one of my favorites in the game, It says so much about V's state of mind that their deepest desire is to just talk to someone that understands them

the game autosaves rather frequently so would have been mostly fine
The humble game crash
Noooooo
Silenced
NOOOO
The Game AutoSaves right?
5 MORE MINUTES!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO 

KEEP THEM ON

he’s lying he loves them


this is what my V looked like for most of the game
just remember he was wearing cat ear headphones through all that
Chat, what is used to generate video transcripts nowadays?



Samerai
Well, like all fun rides, this one has to end, eventually.
Vedal Screaming Samurai with cat ear headphones 
THE CAT EAR HEADPHONES STAY ON DURING [THERAPY SESSIONS]

glow in the dark
finally! im gonna fall over any second!
Today stream was so funny
yeah its been fun
Ai

cyberpunk was a good choice fr esp with freaky-sama 
I came back from dinner, How many times has Neuro simped for Johnny?
cute outfit 
BEST STREAM OF THE YEAR
More specific please
She's right
She's right


basically every time he was on screen
thats what i was going for!

Well that was fun
we got through the tutorial and a quarter of the intro mission by my estimates 
I wonder if there's a compilation of it already...
How much of the game is left?
SAMURAI
on youtube
honestly not bad progress imo
It's been a legendary experience, and I'd really like to play that game sometime.
Alot

this many clips today
not many of my V pics are appropriate for the server unfortunately 
I guess he doesn't know it's like a 100 hour game if you really want it to be lol.
Doesnt even know what day it is

Like we're in act 2, what's the last act?
game seems fun, i should give it a try 
too real
Did we ever find out what food does in the overnight game?
She's so cute in this outfit
well he still has the entire evelyn and panam storyline to do

Chat made me take another… blame vedal

Mr squirrel
act 2
"tomorrow"
God damn it mr squirrel
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
would 😭

chat
You musve ben HYPED when he said the game was that
teletric collab tomorrow
Chilling time 
Thanks

Main story quite a bit but its not that long in total, side content all of it
Star this NOW
TADA
It said act 2 in the corner after we took anti-johnny drugs didn't it?


Programmer if I ever saw one

Cool.
Cute
Cute
SOOOOOO CUTE

Someone make that an emote.

CUTE
debut with no warning lasting a couple minutes 
nwero
cute
reading neuro doug as bedtime story
Neuro so cute
hooonk mimimimi
God, it's so pretty
Cute
No, I wanted New Vegas
CUTE
so cuuute


EVILLETSGOOO
loving her new outfit

LETSGO EVIL
IT'S SO BOUNCY

EVIL LETS GO


EVIL LET'S GGGOOOOO
is there a 3d version of the costume for karaoke

I LOVE IT


EVILLLLLL





YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EVIL


THERES STILL TIME, DONT GIVE UP HOPE

not that we've seen or heard about
letsgooooo
Noice


Thank god

collabs

Oh god the minigame
will the B2 stream sleep segment be fixed this time
does evil have cyberpunk princess too?
Bro that starboard is crazy rn... oof

AND GIVE EVIL HER NEW OUTFIT TOO
That game was unbalanced as fuck lmao
The sleeping minigame...?

oh thank god 


bruh the minigame was at quintillions
But it was funny
I have the suspicion that putting on a skirt was not that punishing 




Quintillion dmg was insane lol




Is he gonna add the "instructions" update

but my 10 billion quintillion damage 
Awww no more 12837362626Q attack
Does anyone have a screenshot of what happened?
?
there was a small case of exponential numbers in that game

he calls himself a femboy in his bio
Balance patch 
Can someone explain what mini game?

He's...he's not gonna leave without explaining how it works right 
huh
a clue
It's a little embarrassing to post the proof here... But that's about it
we have this for it

you'll see
Cute
Nighty night

Rookie number, aim for octillion attack
nini chat see you tomorrow




gn neuro and vedal 









Alright, take care everyone!
goodnight chat 
good night neuro <3
Goodnight losers



Perfectly normal photo (the invisible walls are extremely sloppy here)
back to broken, very cool




Good night
gn chat
bye bye
It was nice joining y'all, especially you Neuro if you end up seeing this message.

night chat
Goodnight Chat! Love y'all! 
the stats are still crazy, he just improved the UI 
gn alll
The one left over night, you join neuro or evil team then just spam the commands wood, farm, mine, build 1,2 or 3 and the prompted ones it's like a text based empire battle or something

Gn
Good night everybody
Night Nur
Rip lavalamp users
goodnight gang
God damn it ved
He didn't wanna argue with her about her not being present tomorrow, so he just went "sure", lol
bye chat

gn chat



gn chat 
except doctorofblank he's cool

BANGER
Goodnight yall


stats are still fucked btw
4479 septillion damage 
Okie bye bye chat have fun playing game
Have a good rest of the evening, everyone.
byebye

stats
gn chat

nice balance 
lol neuro still has 4000Sp +
Can you pin something (or tell vedal) to turn off the lavalamp before something bad happens
Oh I don’t think I’ve seen this one. Neat!
duality of first time chatters
TURN OFF YOUR LAMPS
I need to rest man, I laughed too hard
NICE FIX VED
goodnight everyone
cbyer
MAKE SURE YOUR LAMPS ARE ABLE TO TAKE A BREAK
the numbers are looking good
didn't reset the stats I see, so no point playing
WHY DOES SHE STILL HAVE QUINTILLIONS OF DAMAGE
gn chat 
Fix = add more notations
emote
SEPTILLIONS
We're in the thousands of septillions in damage btw chat
Numbers looking a little low
insane fix
this is what the B2 stream looks like before it fully loads
neuro still have septillions 
guys the defence will now means something 
Cyberpunk zero'd lookin' visual
GIGAneuro
chat how does this minigame work
I love how the timer is stuck in the 123-125 hours since yesterday
i thought the minigame would reset
how did the game not get fixed or even reset, was it genuinely a toy made to play for like 5 minutes
Just balanced not reset
Okay so we still don't know what the fuck food does right
finally, more units
split ?
*septillions
same vod?
holy shit septillions
Turn off your lava lamps everyone!
fr, no time has passed
all of paccha's designs are so peak oml
does neuro have 3130 centillion health? 
Freaky AI + SAMURAI! + Catgirl Earphones
The perfect ingredients to turn a Tutel crazy
let's see if team evil can do something now
Holy moly
cute
313 Oc
Look in the top left / right of the HUD for it. You join one of the twins, then help gather resources, then build 1 / 2 /3 to contribute to the abilities at the bottom (You can see the resource fill bars needed to build them)
<3.5k till cave stream
see ya tomorrow
💊 TIME LOOP!!! 💊
That makes more sense, I was gonna say LMAO
Recruitment actually works now
DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF YOUR LAVALAMPS
SAMURAI
this is what the filter looked like at the end of last subathon on B2
#neurotic-neurons message
g'night chat
so he said there was changes but it still looks the same?
I don't like that the stats aren't reset

you can actually recruit engineers though
I love this outfit AAAA
only balance changes I think cuz the numbers got too big
Evil is just forever going to lose if stats aren't reset 
the numbers are still too big
I don't want to recruit an engineer
the numbers are just as big, he just cleaned up the UI
Event amounts got restarted
but maybe after the round resets the stats will to, or he put in some kind of catch up system or something
What do you me-- OH WHAT THE FUCK
What's Sp in this case?
The recruitment events work
evils going to steam roll if it's really been balanced
deserved, she's a clanker after all 
also i still dont know what FUCKING FOOD DOES!!!!!!
Nah trust in the balancing guys, the events for drones make evil gets more multipliers than Neuro
Sanity points
Does vedal know he didn't reset the stats? I don't get this, it feels so rigged
septillion
And...neuro isn't ?
No wonder Chat's not a third character, we'd have zero stats
do you guys know what food does btw?
Since Neuro has this cyber princess outfit, I'd love to see Evil in her "Crazy Fing Robot Body" design
SAMURAI!!
Nope 
food to attack ratio
about equal to 2e22 attack per 1 food lmao
Wait, he didn't reset the stats, but he fixed the layout 
SAMURAI
How'd this even happen btw? There was a point when the count was even and then
had like several orders of magnitude more stats
Who gets googol hp first wins
Neuro only was weaker in the first round, everything after that snowballed out of control
it's all rng with no strategy anyway 
Neuro got a bunch of attack buffs, but Evil was only getting defense.
stacked enough consecutive multipliers to grow exponentially, then got far enough ahead that it snowballed from there
it was only even for like the first round, after that neuro just got loads more good economy buildings early, and attack buildings. it was unwinnable for evil after that
That's... kinda ironic
I can't wait until the numbers hit 1e308
just luck and rng, nothing more than that 
Oh wait hold on, door factory is -attack for the opponent now
Neuro is still getting more attack
It was -defense before
basically this was every round
I honestly not sure what the plan was with this game... Was it just made to be pointless? Or does he not check the numbers when he "balances" it?
AA got nerfed to 10% (or theres an extra blue vers)
Huh What does C and P even stand for?
Septillio and Octillion?
colorful array has reached 113k views B2
(9 mins because 1 version with baked in subtitles and one without subtitles)
it would at least be a bit more fun if he reset the stats like, each round, so it wasn't just one winner all night
no point in getting hung up over this rng fest
Yeah, he fixed the stat layout, it goes above quadrillion now
To keep people engaged and watching, also, ads.
Sp is septillion and Oc is octillion, yes
Also it's probably feasible to recruit now
are there swarm members without a sub at this point though?
wait for the round to end, may have implemented some behind the scenes stuff that hasnt had time to cook yet
oh Sp
thought that was 5p for a sec
and 0c
yeah somehow I didn't get one lol
I got one gifted yesterday
Right... right that is likely.
I don't get why he was saying "the stats got a little silly" and then proceeds to do nothing that would change that.
More views than we have 
guys it might still reset after this first fight, if not then sad
it's just something to keep the offline section occupied cuz vedal didn't want it to just be neuro sleeping with a vod on to spice it up
You should play dodgeball. 
this is why 9 mins
Oh right, @idle grotto, thanks for the gift sub yesterday.
The masses hunger for ai slop
I miss ai slop...
Expert dodging ganggang

Colorful array got to 100K views!
we should all stop participating in this game in protest. laugh at everyone still playing. that will fix it. 
am i stupid, how this game works?
interact with ⬛⬛⬛⬛
join team, choose job, build buildings
Evil is getting wrecked that's the reason why
it doesn't really
how often can we build
vedal please add microtransactions to this game
Me too
these numbers
so i just spam some commands and hope it does something 
(B2 sleep segment has a messed up stream and chat window, so yeah)
Not stupid, it's poorly explained
!join neuro or evil, then choose !mine or !wood and choose !build 1-3 to contribute resources. Resources generate automatically
continus until round ends/you change it
basically there's really no strategy
thanks, makes sense
only have to do it once and it will keep going
You can also !farm for food but we have no idea what it does so
These numbers!
hmm i should just put that into the channel description
Peak
Thanks vanor 
and gacha
let us pull 5-Star SSR Neuro: Cyberpunk Princess at a 0.000001% drop rate
damn
and if you do your team instantly wins the round

"What would win, the Immovable Evil or the Unstoppable Neuro?"
is there a cooldown per person for the resource spam in chat?
100 subs for a guaranteed 5 star
Unfortunately I think evil was very movable. She was frequently moved into a grave
to me it's still not clear what commands you can use multiple times per round. it says your job is locked, but the building you build isn't? so you can use !build multiple times per round?
wheel building already gacha except already got powercrept into oblivion
pity system
Nobody knows
We're just spamming shit and hoping
no point is spamming you continue to mine the resource you set until you choose a new one
It's automatic. People just spam because vedal didn't fucking explain how it works AGAIN
the new neuro outfit is really peak 
I see, thanks
B2 chat is now hidden behind neuro on the cn stream
Is there any visible use for food now? Or was balancing just reducing multipliers for Evil?
I didn’t mean to ping you I’m so sorry
Food is a number for evil bros to steal
I don't care lmao I just didn't wanna send a heart is all
felt weird
guys have we figured out what food does still
So same as last time 
Makes sense, still sorry about the ping, I know how much psychic damage the little red 1 does.
Its the same as the luck stat on RPGs
none to me lol
I am learning that the top left of a video really doesn't show a massive amount of context

so cute
yikes forever
Dam
I wonder who designed it, though
paccha
paccha
It's in pins somewhere
Ah
Paccha made the concept art but let's not forget the artist
We thinking that the stream may pick back up at about the same time tomorrow?
Both are equally important, tbh
Prolly
was split there yesterday too? Is it working on everything?
Imma go watch the Samurai clips, that was legit peak
Oh that's new yeah
I didn't even notice
thanks for the food
octillion (10e27) damage

Evil is about to be turned into a red mist
Oh, they don't exist yet... Then when they surface, lol
The game got balanced but not resetted
next step is nonillions (1e30)
same shit 
I just woke up pips mornin
do what i do:
half asleep
remembered i needed to buy it
See the price
Too tired to process
Buy
Fall back to sleep
(these numbers are so big that my auto correct doesn't like them)
Maybe the stats will reset after the battle (
)
evil is getting lucky this round and catching up, but it doesn't fix the game in any way, there will be long streaks of one winner and it's just rng because it's just attack
Oh yeah, I still need to make my wallet suffer buy these.
octillion
we're not sure if vedal tweaked the battle so defence does something 
how much is 1 titillation
is there any info till when the plushies are available to order?
I`m ready to eat one meal a day to buy this bundle
end of subathon
Ty
only through subathon
wait i missed that, that was a big wood boost
it's not even a number
Evil bros build the door factory the -atk will save us (
)
These shirts are unisex, I assume?
these events seem to matter quite a bit more
Asking for sizing
might be able to catch up to neuro after some time with enough wins
we can't even do that because we can only take one action per round
That's how it was balanced to let evil catch up
vedal or someone explain the mini game?
I think you meant to ping someone else, but all good
Pins
keeping the stats after nerfing them is the funniest thing to me...
pinned message
You can change what you're doing, I think
yeah sorry I meant to ping that one guy
I say I think because vedal didn't explain shit
I got
'd lol
there is no neuro or cerber in the B2 view frame only the kid
and they are actually working too 😄
I mean the mechanics of the minigame, like what food do etc
Did the game just started?
subathon timer is hidden by the filter as well
It kept the stats from last night
probably still nothing 🙂
does someone already knows what food do
No we have no idea what food does
Nope
food give extra hp
it gives cancer
but not worth
It didn't last time
can't be worth much with Evil's hp 😂
we can always steal more
HP was based on attack, strangely
im confused how neuro still has like 30 times evil's health
HP was based on attack, strangely
you think mc is gonna be back? I would like to know the difference in attack again
according to the pinned msg you can either mine, wood, farm or build and its locked in till round reset?? can you change which building you're even building?
luck i guess
scales with atk
RNG GOD ON HER SIDE
yeah but it was roughly proportional
and I'm a little too lazy to do it myself
now it doesn't make sense
i think vedal forgot the minigame exists
she only has like 3x evil's attack, but 30x evil's health
Oh wait yeah neuro has way more
well, seeing how evil is obliterated by neuro
she had 400x evils attack at some point
also why didnt he reset the stats...
Probably keeps the HP up from attack even if attack is dropped via like, wheel of fate
conclusion is that this game makes no sence
Such a drama queen

we tanked more than one lets gooooo
great balancing Vedal ... 
well she lived 4 hits this time at least
does defens even work in this game mode?
nice fix 
wait wtf def stat does something 
Alright the stats do Not reset. Great
yeah still completely pointless to play, okay, im going to sleep. no stats reset, neuro's health is fixed at 30x evil's, it's just stupid
if it didn't that would've been a 2 shot
yes but it doesn't matter because neuro has an octillion attack
or you know
flat reduction I'd assume, anything else doesn't really make sense with how numbers are scaling
vedal...
defense seems to be doing more than yesterday
yesterday it was mostly one shots in the latter rounds
at least is not a one shot
well, i need to sleep regardless, i will join in again but i would much rather it be fixed
living four hits is much better than yesterday
its just a slower death
we are surviving longer, persist we will overtake 
wait no actually i don't think it's def
it's just evil's atk is a lot closer to neuro's now i think
the easiest way to solve this is to just reset the stats when it starts for the offline segment
legendary
we need a sacrifice
idk why that didn't happen tbh
still confused abt this tho, can anyone cnfm
yeah but hp is now the biggest issue
How much did door factory take from neuros attack,
Wait is the legendary attack based on defense?
neuro has a huge health buff that simply doesn't make sense to me
But at the same time, it would be so much more satisfying if Evil is able to overtake.
sure big number funny bit like each segment should be a new thing
I can barely read it because it's a UI made for ants
is that new?
new legendary?
how many hours would that take though?
That legendary is the exact thing evil needs
seems new
I think
this is good right, it does not sound like english
yh but if evil keeps getting more atk then hp is gonna get closer
What does that mean? 25% of the highest of def or atk is added to atk?
atk += max(0.25*atk, def) prob
🤷♀️ Personally, I'm null to this unless it actually gets interesting.
attack is always going to be higher than defence without a stat reset, doesn't make sense that it considers defence
This
it goes by eitehr 25% of your attack or your full defense, whichever is higher
hmm maybe the balance is better luck for the loser of the round?
Well defense does not scale like attack so...the def part is never going to be relevant, that's just 25% attack boost. Still good though
yeah exactly
I think over time Evil can catch up, she is chipping away at it already
surely vedal can see that attack is orders of magnitude higher than defence?
Neuro has consistently had less people on her team, which likely affects which boosts she gets
My theory is, Vedal has a repo for this game. And this is a stale branch. And he keeps pushing updates to the master and we never get to see them. Then he goes to bed happy that he fixed all the bugs.
what is split?
does food do anything now?
we still can't see the resources we have avalible, besides food
split wood and mine
Well there are some changegs
Copilot fix the game please
maybe split between all resources
oh ok
They were scheduled to work on day 2 xDDD
split is a valid command?
i assume food is still useless though, does split contribute to farm?
I think they are directly use to the build and not stocked
new one for today
cuz if food does nothing then split is probably not efficient assuming it splits ur farming rate evenly between ores, wood, and food, cuz then 1/3 of it does nothing
but isn't that terrible if more people are in the mines than there are builders to use them then?
oh true
I assumed it was just between mine and wood but I guess we don't really know
Whats split now
I forgot about food since it's not doing anything
well the huge legendary boost was pretty mid... xD
how does life regenerate?
You mine/wood and you select a building to contribute to. You do both
It's just a matter of coordination and sense of need
Actually.... I think Evil is starting to gain again?
