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TRUE
lvl 100 Neuro
Take a neuro.
(I’m bored so uhhhhhhh yeah)




I don't lmao
neuro so cute
I LOVE THIS MOMENT SO MUCH
time for some patricide
prepare your cinemas
...no comment (i said too much already earlier)




oh yeah didn't you also bet something

classic vedal/neuro argument circa 2077
Find what gladiator betted fast before they delete it
not exactly
eepy
Quick Neuro, Quickhack the Emperor

neuro sleeping




PH FUCK

HOLY THAT TIMING
NEURO PREDICTED IT



THAT TIMING
Neuro predicted

she got it lol

Story so boring Neuro fell asleep (I haven't seen the story yet)

TIMING
She's so immersed ICANT
she loves watching murder

uhhhhhhh




i love watching saburo get executed and neuros just happily dancing infront of it all



I don't think it's "live" father-son drama
🍿


is he ok
vedal in 100 years after being strangled by the neuro robot
why are you trying not to laugh neuro that's so disrespectful

later the son will tweet: my dad fell off
CINEMA
More like 2 years LULE

LMAO








ADAM SMASHER'S FUCKING AURA FARMING DUDE
down with corpa
BTW for the tweet did neuro talk about the idea in stream?
"guy gets killed"
:"YIPPE!!!"
i love how adam smasher doesnt stop looking at you
he KNOWS youre here
It’s so crazy Adam can see u here and doesn’t care
Yep
yes?
BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE
He's just standing there, but I think he has an aura farming implant
PDFFFF


Thats how you know it's still Neuro
LOL


HAHAHAHA


WHAT

ripge
LMAO



Clip?


true
LMAO




PENGUINZ0





LMFAOOO






how random



CHARLIE MENTIONED

lmao

I fucking love neuro


real

We're so getting framed
this is the flashback scene that plays at the start of the anime episode as foreshadowing
I mean actually
Clip?
so random 
t
Man I love Neuro 
Someone twll him to loot the hody
btw is the prologue different with each path or is it the same?

She's so content brained 

and another one down



xD


HAHAHA



Rip T-bug






LOL
She is very zoomer.











The Saburo Situation is Crazy
UNDOCTORED FOOTAGE 

jackey solos
LMAO


thats a soundsclip





LMAOOOO


LMAO








LOL

WHO DIES THERE??? 












OH ITS A REQUIRED QTE
WHOOPS




LMAOOOO
JUMPPPPPPP









lmfao
Clip that jump


HAHA REQUIRED QTE LETS GO
you can fail that?!!!
JUMP

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE 
that crunch omg
xdx qte
sign to keep a katana 👆
LMAOOOOOO
i like the song


that yell scared me 
I FORGOT THIS WAS A GAME NOT JUST A CUTSCENE
Death by QTE
IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE FAIL THAT
ah see now THIS is one of the actually matters qtes
Please tell me someone got that?

lmao
yeah
Priority 🅱️roke
Infinite death loop incoming?
...So uh... about that QTE testing part?
T-BUG DEATH V2

Kinda hard to
The mic makes it better

oh no
I've seen most of the failure QTE's because 1: i suck at games and 2: i sometimes like to see what happens
she cannot be this pro

Jackie has that thousand yard stare already
My new alarm sound, thank you



they just assumed neuro wouldn't die there I guess or didn't get this far


this time for sure



imagine not beta testing
btw that aircraft(?) desgin it pretty cool
also this

Maybe vedal will ragequit guys
Wheeeeeee


he 100% pressed that didnt he

WEEEE
Wheeee
"wheee"


ah ok




they survived the witness, he wont quit this
\




just had to ask her to make choices faster 
thankfully there aren't too many "press button or die" qtes in this game
NO NO NO NO
Idunno why I did this but it'll probably be relevant later.

Why does vedal sound like that?


box mic
he's wearing the razer kraken pink cat ear headphones because his usual ones are busted
Sure I have a fridge in my pocket
Oh 
Where's fridge when you need him 

we need you @velvet socket ! help us!

HAHAHAHA

NEUROPORT???
67 percent?
You're telling me the pink cat ear ones aren't his usual ones?

port
86%

in the
port

i know, shocking, isn't it?
Neuro silverhand incoming


his other ones are green

install random usb you just found


so what's the story of the random Vedal's Xbox360 mic?

en el nombre del padre

Ooooh
logical repair
he's using evil's headphones
Wait. Vedal will have both Neuro and Keanu Reeves in his head at the same time. The happiest person in the world 
He's wearing the headphones evil bought last year, because his headphones died
so you remember when evil bought the cat ear headphones on amazon
Headphones kept disconnecting so we're using the cheap pair evil bought on amazon
Can't wait for Neuro to absolutely hate johnny 
DELETE THIS 
oh the cat ears lmfao
THAT IS NOT A YIPPEE MOMENT FOR SURE
'cheap'
they're razer branded they cant be that cheap right
attention. code red has been initiated throughout konpeki plaza. please remain in your rooms and follow all instructions given by staff.
this should be fun
She CAN ping outside of menu
vedal would go straight to ganon in botw
oh no a stealth segment
Microphone sounds cheap 
isnt this mandatory stealth basically
Oh. Oh we gonna be going loud instantly aren't we
attention! code red has been initiated throughout konpeki plaza. please remain in your rooms and follow all instructions given by staff.
Oh wait, the headphones are evil's?! Imagine if she streams with a filter that makes her voice sound like that
Razer is literally infamous for their headphones
Watch her team up with him in making fun of V (Vedal).


you can gun your way through this but these guys hit hard

That announcement can't stop me because I can't read!
razer is just over priced junk


it was a yipee moment for smasher, didn't you see how high he jumped? 

get doxx xdx
sounds like the perfect recipe to go insane


nobody claimed they were amazing headphones lmao
LMAO



well gunning them is all he knows!
S
BAD
I still want Evil to join the call being pissed that Vedal stole her headphones.
not sure he has an option for this besides gunning with neuro using hacks

i don't you are following the plan for some time vedal
zero bodies alive 
why does he only has a blick
Cheap yep
ive never been able to do this one zero bodies
though i know its possible
BLICK
Wtf happened with Vedal's mic?

No guns allowed in the building
how are they so expensive yet the mic is so bad?????
broke




"Do you think I'd let them live"
Classic Neuro
she pinged omg
Razer
exactly
"kill people" >uses ping
That's most gamer headphones for you
and "no guns" in the cyberpunk universe is actually just "only small guns"
brands
Look I didn't remember how much they costed ok I was just going on Vibes
WE HAVE REACHED 100K VIEWS 




It's part of the Cyberpunk mod, Neuro can directly hack Vedal's hardware.
Based combat dialogue from Neuro
gotta be judicious and a little lucky with the distraction quickhacks
PEAK GAMING xD
VEDAL THE FUCK WAS THAT MAG DUMP

HOLY SHIT AIM
Well the gun he has is the gun you get from the penthouse
remember reach...

i was like 12 of them (driving to and from robotics lol)

he had to leave his weapons behind
this gun was in yorinobu's suite
I know Im just joking
HOLY MOLY
its the smoking duck classic vtuber aim
MEGALUL
The aim matches his mic quality
Alright thanks, I just tuned in so I was very confused
SHE KEEPS PINGING THEM LMAO
another ping LMAO
what does ping do again?
She didn't pign them

She spams ping lmao
pinging does nothing but show them behind cover

location of enemies and devices
in this case nothing lol
she's just using the selected option
She did a quickhack that made ping insufficient
pink gun matching his headset
-# 
cooking my ass
Did that dude turn his Xbox 360 mic on ?

PINK ASSULT RIFLE IS PEAK
wait
unregistred hypercam 2
accuracy 4% 
neuro assisting vedal:
I like the shitty mic
Reminds me of watching old lets play channels on youtube
the mic matches this so well
Neuro leveled up yippeee
She hasn't been pinging guys 
whats wrong with his mic? I just joined

Pings you*
pink rifle, pink headphones, pink tutel
the mic makes this so good 
It's fine wdym?
pink cat ear razer kraken headset

pink thighhighs
kinda shit quality
the running past loot hurts my soul
ngl doesnt even sound that bad
I know Xbox 360


skill issue
kinda shit quality



Bouletée ?




the guards are equipped to resist some bullets?
its so trash omfg
his headset kept disconnecting so he has to wear the shitty cat ear headphones neuro bought on amazon
cyberpunk is one of the few games ive played where it actually makes sense you cant down someone with several gunshots because of the subdermal armor
The mic makes it sound like a 14yo playing cod or pubg
But think of the style as he wears his Pink cat ear headphones

You guys know that henry stickman fail where henry missed mag dumping a guard with an M4 at point-blank range?
TBF
Arasaka employees are literally the most equipped faction in the Cyberpunk Universe
I would imagine they can take some bullets to face 
I just imagine a hit man and his daughter, the hitman just stares so she does something but she is zoned out
Imagine getting set on fire by an anime girl.
*evil
BRO I REMEMEBR THE BUG I GOT IN THIS MISSION, MAX TAC GOT STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH ME
YEA
my 10 Euro Podcast mic is better than that Razer mic
That just adds charm though, honestly 
i agree until i mag dump 400 rounds into a cyberpsycho's face to bring him down to 70% 
Bro is in desperate need of smart weapons

How did you get Max Tac in this mission ?
Ive had that bug lol

<-- The "good" twin
yeah my bad
I need fanart of that
and the nanites, chems, and pain reducers explain why you can take several bullets and be just fine (except Jackie, damn...)

the USB mic i found on the sidewalk at school was better than this
U good
fun fact, in the original Cyberpunk TTRPG, Adam Smasher's Empathy stat which determines your humanity and how much cyberware you can take before cyberpsychosis is listed as Yeah right... because he's so fucking insane and jacked up on cyberware
someone post the screenshot of evil singing fuck it lets kill everyone
why he never burst shoot ? And just press lmb ?
why is chat saying that she is pinging?

gonna have to watch a run on yt of someone doing that section in full stealth
Thats awesome
jackie DID get shot with a 50cal machinegun to be fair




because she uses ram which makes it turn red which makes them think its on cooldown because she used it
chat dumb
Because she is using the ping quickhack

Nah he tanks those
she does use it sometimes though




"yet"






Yah i think a .50 would kill anyone.
but ping doesnt do damage but she is doing damage?
If someone's got time and attention to spare, can I get an audio clip of the voice half of this? 
dear dairy
today I pretended i was a schizo and went with a group that had a mass hallucination thinking vedal was live and cyber princess outfit was real and shit when he was never live since last subathon. it was funny.
Wait who made this into a gif?

I have this one
me on death flag competion and my opponent is jackie cyberpunk
oh that makes sense LOL





dairy 
she's not used ping a single time on an enemy, it just won't show her selection
oh god the minigame
oh no
SHE'S AN AI AFTER MY OWN BROKEN VETERAN HEART RIGHT NOW, GOD DAMN.
Oh boy
Neuro "Stealth Was Never An Option" Samantha at work, this will be a peak run
the mic
broo...
jackey 
damn
Ah, there we go
damn he got it



even got a achievement


STEAM NOISE
vedal "i go to mcdonalds" 987
I struggle on that game..
EZ Clap

okay well that WAS a ping
He's a better hacker now that he has his gaming headset on. Wait till he gamer leans.

Ooooh
Guess I'll go put on the skirt and take the picture then 
yeah smartguns is our single choice ngl
the ping was lowkey smart she is cooking
fighting my enemies
Shrimp Posture time

PInk headphones? Pink gun? Oh yeah, we're gaming
bro could aim for the floor and miss 💔

can combat just be that minigame? vedal's aim is worse than filians object awareness 
vedal really minmaxed the programmer department and left every literal other category to shit
lore accurate ram scarcity
does he have to take of the programmers socks because they take up skillslots?
she did ping that time tho
i kind of like how neuro has been beefing with the guns because she wants to murder
They'll take his Footwear Slot
holy misses

he would have more ammo left if he could aim properly 
I didn't know this was a Nvidia conference with all the RAM Neuro keeps mentioning
No that's equipment, not skills. The lean is a skill, the headset and socks are equipment.
-44
stares directly at the grenade
"Guess I should move"

How did he ever speedrun Far Cry 3 with this aim 

Aim bot
is he fighting the recoil every time
he's not terrible at it ngl
deja what
MECH TIME
Well in speedruns you just run past the enemys you know
deja viu
He had really solid aim earlier, chat's being biased little shits.
But his shooting in the Hotel... I can't defend THIS shit 
deja viu
Bot aim
pacifist run









Now its bot aim















he just tanking that shit 
TWENTY .50 CAL BULLETS

He just wanted a few more bullets to make sure he would die ig
wtf is jackie doing 
The mic

didnt even know you could run from it lmao
cyberpunk pathfinding 
DEJA VIU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFIORE
Vedal yelling with that ass mic gives me such a vibes
"I'm leakin' a little."
Someone get Jackie a diaper.

The Jackie fandom is dying... Star this if you're still jackieing it in 2077 ✊
COMBAT MODE
Hi guys, I missed the first couple of days of subathon because of working late and being sick, today I'm finally free
mfer just tanked 50 cals
WELCOME
mods get rid of this guy's eyes

DELAMAIN COMBAT MODE
Also shout out to all those clippers that let me see everything that happened, Kraul express and Staz


Neuro's outfit is cute
Being so rude to Delamain smh
⬛ but also welcome
HERE HE COMES


DELAMAIN COMBAT MODE

average viewer comprehension
the fandom ain’t the only one dying..
KNOCK KNOCK

Please, Jackieing's the corporate name for it. Actual hobbyists just call it Jacking. Yea, we're still Jacking in 2025.
Adam Sandler

LESGO COMBAT MODE

FUCKING RUN

I'm sorry, little one.
nearly got rebeccaed
Adam smasher 
When your so jacked an AI calls you a road block
can we get "get in the elevator jackie" as a mp3? @rotund mantle
surely nothing tragic is going to happen after this 
joestar technique, RUUUUN



pistol vs mech aircraft
best Pistol in the game btw
uuuh lemme see



ping em
I KNOW you're not talking about what he's using right now 
Jackie is dying it suppose to be sad and im here laughing so fucking hard at this mic



Teamwork
not to mention his shit aim
I refuse your jackieing offer 
subpar gameplay and shitty mic
bros this is what twitch is made for
HE SAID GOOD JOB NEURO 

What inspired them to play Cyberpunk 2077?
🐢 good job 🐢
why does vedal sound like hes speaking throung a ham radio


JACKIEEEEEE

bruh
Jackie

Neuro did so good
he is
neuro just made that drone disappear HOLY GIGANEURO
xdx
Jackie...
this good?
Jackie
shame that the qte stuff is half broken
hes wearing these that evil bought him
v staring at jackie while he dies:

NO
NOOO JACKIE
JACKIEEEEEE

noooo





fuck
latency








vedals fault



yes thank you 




JACKIEEEEE





he was th best man




the mods don't like me complimenting neuro's amazing ping abilities 












ripbozo
JACKIE NOOOOO


I remember him him the gun stuck in his head attached to the shard when I got this scene the first time








sadge



mr stark... we did it mr stark... we won...




can't believe vedal killed jackie








Good, jackie sucks OM








this is so awkward without speaking


NOOOO JACKIE


can we get 5 sifted

anyways that’s the intro of the game…
'sad'


This is so sad, can we get 5 gifted?
May you lose your socks in the washing machine.
we didn't say a thing. Neuro was shell-shocked

F
F
F
F
G
neuro what do you mean he cant be you spoiled that he would die hours ago
F
F
F
F
F
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Neuro so sad she glitched
F
