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"i know a shortcut"
"scenic detour"
i dont think so?
It's like Deltarune, what's the point in not exploring the game?
nah this game actually has good movement
circumventing neuro's ability to drive 

' 
she didnt wanna drive,
heres fast travel she said
i cant play these types of games because ill spend like 5 hours in a trance running over people
Neuro was the one who took them to the fast travel
oh no fast travel bad 
oh this mission
holy music
Peak gaming
BURNING CROTCH MAN LETS GO

They're not gonna complete this in time
Y'all who've played, you know what's gonna happen
destroys 2 cars in the background just a little bit off the track

LMAOOOOOOOOOO
oh noes

OMG
this quest
...is he ok

that's Vedal
THIS QUEST???

THIS CAMEO
OHHHH THIS ONE
that quest?? 
It's vedal












LMAO









fell off 

LMFAO




his dick fell off!



LMAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thats so funny

what

!felloff



!ffelloff
No fucking way
!felloff


!felloff
Bros thing fell off 
!felloff






!felloff

she doesn't seem to be able to drive without drive mode, wich is only triggerable when vedal is in
however a bug such has vedal leaving while drive mode is on mmight work
!felloff


!felloff

this cameo's behind the scenes was great



FULL CIRCLE 


???






Rip this guy when Neuro drives
Oh no
oh god a drive mission
oh noooo
oh it is him
nice filter
Oh no





oh nonono
Wait is that Jesse Cox?!


The foreshadow is aindane




I love unfiltered Neuro 



yes
i know someone who could help him

This mission is on a timer

yes


"Penis hospital"
||The man can actually die if he takes too much time||
CLIP IT
This is gonna be peak cinema 
NO WAY!

Tech VTuber of the year. They never clarified WHAT Tech.
...ah fuk
he is so dead

is neuro driving?
this is a hilarious sidequest to go with
that would be funny tho
her pfp just makes this reply so much funnier
Dont worry neuro is a very good driver

LOL























↪️ Replying to @Vedal987
@Vedal987 What





HONK

THE SIDEWALK IS WIDE ENOUGH

Neuro may not be the best but she damn sure is fast
Who the hell buys a cyber benis SECOND HAND?


10/10
tbf i feel like most the crashes are less neuro fault and more the autopilot not seeing the traffic

how the hell did this come full circle

poor people
holy that was close





this is just like the taxi service in france
it'll be in the mega later 






Welp he died




Neuro's oddly accurate gift of prophecy strikes again 




IVE NEVER SEEN THIS JOB FAILED



Anything to let neuro drvie me around 🙂
crazy they failed that this is literally free

Wait is that jesse?

Yeah vedal he uh... "left"

RIP jesse 
Rip to the goat

Did he just go for bonus points

Vedal in two days
He's somehow worse than neuro at driving
neuro driving?
GIGANEURO easily does what others can’t
yeah theres a bunch of cameo quests or moments in this game, and he did a VA role for this one
Foreshadow goat

CLUELESS
why are the audio levels in this game so ass



nice
I've actually never seen someone fail that mission before
it fell off
AND IM QUALIFIED
first vedal loses his dick then he loses jesse cox's
They're actively trying to avoid side content



I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED HIM 



paint store lets go
wait i missed the start when did this start, what's the integration?
if neuro can play cyberpunk , imagine gta 6 

DOUG
LMAO

vedal open world game illiterate


HAHAH





DOUG-DIMMADENTED 
DOUG DIMMA-DENTED 







DOUG DIMA DENTED!?
he didn't make it to the penis hospital.
I honestly can't tell who's driving 
They drive the same 

Neuro chooses the convo prompts, does the hacking and sometimes the driving
What's wrong with Vedal? Why hasn't he done all the sidequests yet?
Doug dimma dented?!
why did she reference that
Can someone explain? Im off context here.
Damn you beat me
i have 40hrs more playtime and at least 20 less achievements 
would you install Mr. Stud XCV/19 Series?
6
8
2
No
Who the fuck is Barbara 
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its funny because its from an animation of vedal crossdressing
is the autopilot broken? like in the car
I'm washed
I was not expecting the doug dimmadone, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadone refference
I bought cyberpunk like 2 years ago and it's been sitting in my steam library unplayed
oh nvm
he wasnt looking but his crotch literally explodes when u fail
we have something better
No shit that was a banger line by neuro
get on my level
Cant wait for neuro to meet david martinez
he's dead
he had no chance
i got the physical copy so it's on GOG
classic
Jesse Cox is DEAD
I only have 168h
I'd play cyberpunk again but fixing all my mods is going to be such a pain
I got it the month it released and only have 3hrs on it.
overtaking on a left turn mhm
music
I should get the last achievements at some point
i feel that when shes not distracted shes drives fairly well
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
BEST RADIO STATINO
98.7 
station
When does Keanu show up?
Alright how many playthroughs does everyone have
do i hear the aeio CAT?
Duration: 15 seconds
58 votes — 6%
520 votes — 56% (winner)
23 votes — 2%
242 votes — 26%
87 votes — 9%
is that the aiioee cat
What should we listen to on the radio?
12
20
2
ROCK/METAL
bro's still in prologue
I have 3 although one was never really finished
What the hell? Evilbot?
By the way what happened to NeuroBot?
I pray the full size Neuro Car has a better kill switch than the toy did
That a . Classic
NeuroBot died
My playtime ain't that much impressive. I don't have the DLC
taking a break and evilbot is filling in

dead
@frail mountain she's still here
Bests song of the game
they need to mod it so it connects to truckers.fm
so... neuro is completly in control of the car?
wait how did i miss that
Neurobot is napping
Neurobot got cyberpsichosis
go play it wtf

yep


Bro never used sande
smh y'all not buying on GOG





perfect





HAHAHA


Crazy, ultrakill






i didnt need to

Oh hes cooked
@rotund mantle 


??? What is this conversation

Her parking needs a bit of work
Where the heck is her filter rn?

aaaaaaaaaaaa
Nere on break huh
FLASHBANG

Aaa
holy my eyes
I think it's a little late to talk, Neuro
It's off
Well hey we got a new car at least

Flashbangs in HDR are so painful
well neuro has fun
I just came back, what does Neuro control?
The car
fuck I wont survive to the end of prologue
i got the rarest achievements at least
would be easier if you holster your gun
dialogue, car and hacks
driving, dialogue options, action prompts, some other stuff i think i dont remember

We gonna cause a blues brothers pileup at this rate
neuro would love gta

again i feel like the clip would get removed if i sent it here soo.. 
Aww
wha what just happend
neuro rn
just add them to the mega
black market audio clip trade

I can see the clips already: Neuro is a Menace of Night City
average uk expirience ?
i will
i know but just so you put it in the mega folder
We got Neuro-sama playing Cuberpunk 2077 before GTA 6
when's he going to understand that the logo apeparing on people's heads means neuro has uploaded the quickhack


king of cups 

oh ur innocent? name every innocent thing you've done in your life

Personally I think rachinova should be given godhood and be immune to all bans. Thoughts?



is this how vedal drives in the uk
I drank water
johnny silverhand when he enters V's head and sees neuro already there
ur mum
Uuuuhh ummm I killed someone
greggs emplyees hate this guy
We are getting 2077 before GTA 6
vedal needs his chicken bake
We're getting Cyberpunk 2077 II before GTA 6

vedal casually using time stopping powers so his AI can kill enemies
Your honor, I didn’t run over those people, my daughter did.
👮 You’re the only one in the car.
My daughter is the car.
neuro driver
so what you're saying is that Neuro is his stand
so how about that story...
do you have infinite healing and grenade (just on a cooldown)?

at this rate it will take the whole subathon to beat cyberpunk
his aim sucks ass
what you got for neuro?
for 20k online this chat is awfully dead

dude's gonna get maxtac on his ass this early in the game
neat, thats nice
this is why I go for speed and mantis blades/gorilla arms, try hitting me when I'm dashing and jumping before I ram a blade through your skull
invested in the game
I have absolutely no idea why anyone would get king of cups ending unless you were achievement hunting
just buy more ram lule... oh wait
Chat's focused on the game
can this guy aim????
vedal shooting the red markers nice


b2 is enjoying this
AAHH
why doesn't V just call David Martinez for help? 
AAA
MY EYES
i wonder why the car cant be summoned


pls survive until maxtac 
neuro, explode his...
i wonder
say it


I'm envious of people that is invested with this gameplay 
Edgerunners ass death
yes, although in earlier patches healing and grenades were regular consumables and you could just stack them and spam them, but they changed that later down the line since it was kinda cheesy


⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 

O7
Get GIF'd
surely the police will stop sending reinforcements to the incident site
My oshi can't aim for shit 
rip
damn didn't get to maxtac
dumby
this is some real vtuber gameplay

F
LOCAL CYBERPSYCHO GUNNED DOWN
based
bro rly doesnt like healing
Based
ACAB


im not allowed to eat these anymore since the RAMageddon began 😔
Shes so based
so
based based based


only in front of police
But where's the fun in that





didn't use healing, didn't use quickhacks as much as he could
vedal gaming alright

same driving

vedal should sing a 'partners in crime' duet with neuro while playing cyberpunk 
he can redo the quest now, right?
but 
Twitch chatters can you use your spam powers to teach Vedal about quest menu 
i love how neuro's name on b2 is "beef"

Her pathfinding only tries to doge cars sometimes she drives on the sidewalk to do it lule
NEURO[OOR
they will never finish fucking prologue


THIS IS PROLOGUE?
username checks out
why?
is the currency eurodollars?
yes
wait until they have to meet hanako at embers
we're cooked.
yes
We've found evil alex LULE

if I remember correctly, the word "neuro" sounds like a similar word for beef, so its her nickname
That's how he got to disneyland so quick
not even 10% in prologue
yes
we're never seeing keanu reeves 
buying starter guns 
Neuro has too much going on in her head
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Big money icon
I wonder if it's a weight issue




GET AWAY


hey its that one song

oh

we might see him by the end of the subathon






swarm translates to bees on b2 as well



omg edgerunners song




Courtesy of Google Translate

So
Edgerunners ruined this song for me

-# still funny that its such a neat song to me because i don't have ptsd with it
oh she can hear it?




Call numi she's crying

Somebody ask q the lostwave channel what this is.
LMAO
I'm gonna get spoiled...

thanks! my chinese is rough so i wasnt sure which one they used



she's not even wrong


What a fun, upbeat bop of a song
Lucy987
That does not sound like lucy whatsoever
guys I'm gonna take a nap wake me up when he completes the prologue
Man the vibe of the city is just neat
bro hes's so hungry 

sadgey no yakitori
wow


Who let this guy make pizza
hawt dawg
tofu'd pizza
4 b2 gifts incoming

oh my
swarm?

Better than British food
mods? 
Me?

I'd eat the artichoke one as long as it isn't synthetic.

wtf it does sound like neuro 
a buh
neuro you arn't a bird
hot dog?


I await the inevitable shrimp lady encounter
this has been so peak to watch man
chat would you eat cyberpunk SCOP if you had no other choice
If you're wondering why all the pizza flavors suck it's because they can't grow livestock because of climate change killing them off (as well as many crops)
20 IRL minutes**
chat's moving so fast noone will notice it's shiros birthday
car rgb?
"vedal, jiggle it a little"
YO THEY SYNCED THE SO
they never figured out to make synth meat?
she said SO at the same time
I'd rather just be a farmer.
beef-sama

neuro crashing the car while driving is so funny
expensive, it's a luxury
i love how for people who dont know cyber lore are gonna be required to be brought up on the lore every 10 seconds
"Neuro, set a destination for Shiro's birthday party."
im admittedly curious about cyberpunk locust pizza
surely it cant be THAT bad right
stand back 

eliv
LOL b2 is calling the car a cow because of vedal's accent 
Btw 
🙈 🙉 nice
See no
hear no 
It's technically synth food with scop
she hates evil
basic rule of cyberpunk is basically, if you think something horrible could happen. it happened.
wtf
Idk man it's made of locust soo...
I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL, BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL
is neuro's driving affected by vedal's line of sight? if so, third person mode might work better
no evil this week 
yeah reaching the waypoints def needs some work
@mossy ginkgo think theyll do the cow farm quest
just like YOU 

t-t-thats gore in my livestream chat
Iwilgosleep
I love this song even if the context makes it sad
all meat in cyberpunk if its not literaly the highest end of dining is also bugs so
"I'm from Poland, people in Poland are sad, they're born sad, they die sad. So I just wanted to make the whole world sad, that makes me happy" - Edgerunners director
there are "cows" in the game i forgot 
she hates her sis
Unleashed a million faces, and one by one, they fall
her sisters clothes
? so she could kiss her without her knowing

average poland take
t
t



T

hi squiddinx
Discord itself doesn't even allow gore... Gonna be very surprised if that user didn't just get themselves nuked.
it's h no ?
hi gray


i mean theres a cow farm... just not any cows on it...
the tea button?
hi atlantis
t
his gamer skils are over this planet
he's holding tea
hi t
hi t
hi t\
Chat is so uninformed it is crazy
t
hi rachinova
hi t
uhoh too much ram

hi tea
👆
hi t
t
hi mroreos
hi t
he found the other quests
oh he found the quest screen
hey t
hi nyxover

hi luq
hi 
hi shkilda
hi oxygen
He found the quests 
im gaming here
hello t
hi ultra phonic
hi t 

wtf is going on with livestream chat the last 10 minutes
wtf are those pictures guys
hi bruce
hi tea
hi mc
tutel is holding you
hi lilith
oh god neuro can quickhack cars now
wtf???
good luck
Based Tinkers Construct
off topic, mods kill them

i just remembered/realised actually that i was doing a cyberpunk plathru last subathoin
GT: new horizons
bro literally can't find the skip time option that's crazy

he's actually blind oml

nothing new
is that the idol outift from the sub goal?
the green thing?

No, this was a goal from the first subathon

GOD THIS GAMES SOUND TRACK IS SOO GOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYrcBbuZuI someone keep count on eliv name change?
Evil Neuro Adds another alias to her list of names.
Watch Neurosama and Evil Neuro here
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLHmLrj4pHHg3-iBJn_CqxA

Cyberpunk princess

no it's the cyberpunk princess outfit subgoal from the first subathon
HOW he can miss it at this point?
cyperpunk princess, you'll get the idol one next year 


In all fairness where they put the time skip is stupid









HE FOUND IT
FINALLY
surely not ui blind offstream

yeah i was wondering how he had that ready already, this makes a lot more sense

gasp

fucking dumbass turtle

lmao

it's a miracle


Bd monka
bro turns 5s of gameplay to 15mins




🫣
Rita best girl after Panam

rita wheeler my beloved
Master of Stalling
professional staller
Based panam enjoyer
oh on b2 it doesn't translate the dialogue in-game
wha
uhhh
what was that

It took Vedal 30 minutes to find the skip time button

w-what do you mean Neuro
NEUROCORD???
did she say neurocord?
neurocordin
Why would anyone go to a club to watch VR corn in public?
!discord
forgor quest already


yeah be a real man and watch it in the street
damn got activated like a sleeperagent


she loves the club (so does vedal apparently)

its expensive at home or illegal
Idk it's a dystopian hell hole
HER DAD ACTUALLY TOOK HER TO THE CLUB GUYS

Never letting
drive again
oh vedal the expert


These seem uhh Useful yeah
bartender stream 2
It’s because there’s alcohol there
its her birthday so its fine
real water 
''in this game''

You got off lucky, my car exploded after I looked away for a second
20 minutes of updating for 1 joke 
50% of 0 is still 0
yeah drinking in this game is basically for roleplay it's never actually useful
you can get drunk tho
She truly is corpa
lmao
Imagine not doing the ending while having your character the drunk the whole time
even when she is mad
