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btw this is perfect for that game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTqTG9W5kzA
Music : https://youtu.be/xUXuY75fFbo?si=7dm-i399URF7h9Ma
neuro channel at twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Here is my new animation!
Ok I made this way faster than last time, not only because I learn a lot from last experience, and also anxiety, I just like I am some kind of parasite which is gaining views from Vedal's creation, I mean, ...
Lore accurate city -> dialogue volume ratio
can she quickhack seamlessly while vedal is in combat? or does vedal have to open the menu to do it?
i think so?

it seems that vedal has to point at what she can hack and neuro just chooses the actual hack option so vedal just needs to not point at radios

this video goes so hard
Vedal needs to open the menu unfortunately

bro should play arkham knight and have neuro control the boatmobile

vedal has to help yes
yeah vedal has to aim

he has to bring up the menu, point at what he wants to hack, and neuro will choose from the available quickhacks
mhm boatmobile
Problem is vedal doesn't know that 
cool
WAIT SHE ACTUALLY DID IT
Oh shit she can summon it? Oooo
He has to open the menu, and then she can quickhack anything in sight, not just what he's aiming at.
He kept aiming at enemies and she kept hacking radios mid-gunfight 
he'll figure it out surely

gad dang autocorrect
such a smart cookie
Whenever I hear fixer I kept thinking of project moon , Then I saw someone spamming about the Black Silence in chat 
let's see
True Americans, driving instead of walking 300 feet


hello?


is there no readme for the integration or something
maybe she can drive the AI car?
o7 pedestrians
autodrive might be it ?
Is she autodrive?
does he need to set like a waypoint?
๐ค NEURO TAKE THE WHEEEEEL ๐ถ
when he hit autodrive, it did go but idk if that was the actual autodrive or neuro
It's Night City, your odds of being murdered in 300 feet are not negligible. So I'll give them this one.

jesusNeuro take the wheel

sounds awesome
Neurodrive 
It was ingame auto-drive
neuro drive engaged?! good for her
the classic vedal987 scuff
neurodrive engaged 

he HATES the mere IDEA of reading chat


top 3 tech vtuber right here
how do neuro drive
tech vtuber getting tech support 
dan
OH SHIT








LMAO
he prefer letting the 3 year old drive than drunk driving smh






xD





LOL



excellent






NEUROCAR PREVIEW






"Stand Back"



LETS GOOOo
Driving in my car~
Holy lmao

LMAO




perfect

Yea
well this is perfect 

what is she doing
yeah that checks


hahahhah
Going as expected 


Neurocar is back 






Cyberpunk Lore-Accurate AI 


as expected
Neurocar all over again

immediately kills someon=e
instant chaos

IMMEDIATLEY CLIP FARMING
immediately causes chaos
LORE ACCURATE

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM THE NEURO CAR!?
didnt last 3 seconds

that went better than I thought
I could've seen this coming
not even a second of driving
honestly would do the same
Neurocar is back! ๐

normal Neuro stuff


seems like she wanted to do a 180ยฐ to get to the waypoint?
sorry officer my AI dog wanted to run into that wall 
As soon as she got control lmao
she was looking for bao
YAY
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
Took her two seconds to run someone over

It's already been a second and she committed vehicular manslaughter
messaging yan dev 
did they mod Bao into the game too?
I think she did really good
when you let
drive
Doesnt fully fit, but you get the idea
DUI? How about you die?
NOT MANY
You'd think she'd improve her driving after driving IRL, buuuut, nope.
That's gonna be a good youtube clip I think


we taking the stairs 

eurotruck flashbacks nice



mhm vedal so much better
HIS DRIVING IS JUST AS BAD

neuro fits right in on night city
Jackie rn is wondering how the fuck V got this far
Jackie's about to return his meal...

Vedal is worse!
Vedal Car is even worse

does he know?
BROS WORSE THAN NEURO
They need to mod all the pedestrians into vtubers
is this vedal's first time playing
left side driving 
IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY
Right side Vedal, this isn't the UK.

How much do you think Vedal is gonna regret that tweet later?

I expect nothing different from her
Yes

Jackie rn
Like Daughter like father


its also his first time driving apparently


y'all thought Neuro was driving Neurocar but it was Vedal this whole time
<- better driver than Vedal
When did he ever read the tooltips
So hes bad at fps and at driving
assign each pedestrian to a random twitch chatter. if they die, you get banned (timed out)
She's better than Vedal 
fair point
btw anyone noticed changes on the outfit as he said ?
driving in first person is kinda hard in this game ngl

Crashes into everyone and everything
About the same result but accidentally

holy moly
Press g to neuro drive
Lmao, Neuro's driving is still better than Vedal's.
classic gta driving
you can tell who taught neuro how to drive
Gives her control outside the police department?
That was close for that guy 
shes got a point

BASED


driving in general is weird in this game


the npc is a soft parking bumper 





Is Neuro looking left and right too, or is that Vedal?

Not entirely. He playtested the integration a bit before stream.
No idea if he's played before that, sounded like no with how disappointed /, devastated he sounded when Neuro skipped the Combat Tutorial, then showed a total lack of awareness for how to play in combat.
ohhhhhh - Neuro
call of the void neuro
ignored another sidequest
smh why would he go across the street when neuro wanted to dive that way
I only ever drive in 3rd person in video games
please don't kill anyone next time
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ 
Civilian? More like a speedbump.
this is why I use the motorcycles they handle way better


cat!


10/10 game, can pet cat
did he forget when she flew their spaceship into the sun over and over
bald cat

shondo cat cutey
for me they are even worse
bro got donowalled again 
Neuro, there is a civilian in the way.
[Target designated]
bald
This cat is important chat, don't forget it
who?
me cooked ๐งโ๐ณ (moders pls)

Vik the Goat

VIKTOR BEST CHARACTER
it can at least weave through traffic better
He totally gave her a lorebook 
please make this happen
Goats 
how does the fumo move when u shoot the gun
You wouldn't even need to change the dialogue to fit her either, just record it in her voice 
Starting to think Neuro grew up in night city sus

the outerwilds playthough was so fun with how integrated neuro was, i can already tell this is gonna be just as good if not better
hi vanor
there is more
Vedal DeShawn
"He's not as chill as he makes himself out to be."
she's a rogue blackwall ai the voodoo boys brought over
guys i havent paid attention, has neuros outfit done anything during the gameplay?
Donowall
bro looks so happy to be playing with neuro
We are doomed 
this dude boxed chromeless, fucking beast
Bro always choose the worst time to donate 

its supposed to do stuff when she makes choices
her star glows
when she hacks ppl

?
thats aout all I seen so far

rip cyberwear less run 
She knows

KIROSHI THE GOAT
voodoo boys searching for an AI overlord and finding Neuro in the midst of old internet is insanely funny somehow
didnt filian end up with neuro in no-reaction
Pog upgrades


it's shit they would 100% do
slightly concerning
she said something like "thanks for dono... anyway"

Viktor would LOVE this upgrade. Some Tacos al pastor time

bro doesnt know this is also a tutorial
my toaster has higher cyberware capacity
Imagine neuro with the mantis claws...
best he has


love when i can withstand more bullets because my eyes are just so strong
bro cant read
ludonarrative dissonance rip
Classic
IF ANYONE HAS CYBERPUNK QUESTIONS, REPLY TO THIS
Hundreds of hours in, multiple completed runs, and I binge the ingame lore.
hes a programmer not a librarian 
if she doesn't become like this by the end of the game I will disappointed
RAM upgrade?? in this economy???
skelly mention
neuro in 3d
Having no money for a ram upgrade in the game too, damn
Ctrl C, Ctrl V, mentioned
Is the game good?
Me mention
Hey! He said best he's got!
I want neuro looking like adam smasher by the end
On PC, yes, amazing.
On Consoles... Questionable. I wouldn't recommend it. Lots of stability issues.
why are all the chinatown locations in japanese
HELL YEAH!!
Too late. 
choom is looking pretty chromed up
Its still a fun enough time on current gen consoles if you don't mind it being a bit more lo-fi
"copilot fix neuro for me"
I thought that was a nailgun
After the last Nuclear World War, Japan basically came out as the "winners"; Their official Corporate Entity, Arasaka, basically dominates globally.
So, I'm guessing it's forced cultural integration. The two main languages in North America now are English and Japanese.

yes
Depends
yah
silnt protag nur
the classic timed dialoges while neuro is yapping
Hold up found the better version
oh... she can miss qte's if she's talking
uuh hate that
Selling my house to play the new Battlefield
japan being the bad guys
ok yeah the dev behind this needs to increase the priority on the timed dialogues
Really happy i upgraded my ram a year ago
as someone with bad eyesight I'd get the optics at least
As long as it's not connected to the cloud, and my arm was already gone, then ok.
if i sell my ram rn i would be soo rich
the kiroshis ARE top-shelf btw
the "common" optical cyberware in the Cyberpunk lore is just... sight. no integration with other systems or zoom function and stuff
I would definitely not replace my eyes
Awe man, do we have to get new drivers now?
id replace my brain

with air
I always wonder how people get chipped up without getting an infection, one doc works in a bathroom
same but i need my ram
Perfection
Unless my real eyes suck
scan the turtle

Cant check stream rn how are they doing
I would replace my eyes, they are fucked up already
me chromed the fuck up with mantis blades, optical eyes, a second heart, double jump legs, and enough armor to tank a million bullets
the price of my current computer has risen by 20% just because of ram prices 
pretty sure theres lore related to people getting sick from it
yeah stop moving vedal and let neuro scan you
My RAM that I paid like $300 for 4 months ago is now worth more than my entire mid/high end gaming PC cost me back then. It's insane.
One wrong firmware update and suddenly your eyes are lagging or not working. Sounds fun
i could buy my whole computer by selling my ram
Neuro-Nozzle want's to scan you
this feels not appropriate for this server
Is it worth โ4-12 abandoned archives?
mine sucks so I'd definitely be down, also the zoom function is kinda neat
"It oughta work like a charm" he says as it flickers
out of context maybe but in context i think its fine
see, common optical sights can't do this
it's also why weapons have their own ammo counter
Time to hack your eyes 
Probably 
If you like lore-heavy games and FPS games, yes. Buy both.
If you think your PC can handle it, then yes


or someone hacks into your eyes and blinds you

like father like daughter
guys this isnt The Looker
Apparently one of the integrations is for evil so hopefully we get a redemption
is a 0.5 SILKSONG on the price of 1 SILKSONG
Wait till vedal realizes the tweet is already at 7k likes
The swarm is addicted to this stuff.
They're just gonna integrate her into Adam Smasher as his combat AI 

thats...i mean its "cool" i guess?
w-watch each others eyes?
Vedal saw "read" and immediatly backed away, so real
neurodepressants though 
is he gonna play the DLC because I haven't finished it

Porbabaly not, he is side story skipper
Buddy, he's not even playing the actual game right now, he's speedrunning away from any lore as fast as possible 

I don't think he owns it so
Subs have definitely slowed down today
He doesn't have the dlc I think
he doesn't have it I think
70k views on the tweet.
TIME FOR YOU TO GET SPOILED
(did you choose nomad?)

I am still thinking about camila's response
also vtuber memes reposted apparently
heard people talk that he doesn't have it installed
regina...
also like why in the cyberpunk universe are your chrome on a hackable network anyway why do my cybernetic lungs need a fucking interenet connection
he doesnt own the DLC
What's the ranking about
what person is this
Fanart will 100% be made
...I don't get what I'm looking at
I can justโฆgift him the dlcโฆ
Needing an internet connection for things you need offline...it's just like real life
i mean thats already the case with big corpa products, what makes you think this will get any better
i can tell theres a lot of side content so playtime will range a lot but how long does a first playthrough take
You can remove Sponsorred Streams, he's never getting one again after what Neuro made him tweet 
i love how most quests are named after songs
im pretty sure he has enough to afford it
Gift him some ram
I mean, pchan already had art from a bit ago (not really related)
Which is that from?
some guy made a yt video donating to vtubers and ranking their reactions
Yeah, because it's with Johnny. With Jackie they are named like to do list tasks
It would already be nervewracking breathing that dude's cigar smoke.
mfw I lose internet connection and my heart stops because it can't get a firmware update 
Blaze of glory 
neuro reading the subtitles too fast
lore accurate long term investor neuro
Ah, okay
You need an account for new State-of-the-art FRIDGES IRL. Every fuckin' store wants you sign up for their APP. It's 100% accurate at the trajectory we're on.


I guess people smoke more when you can just buy new lungs
I mean, how long did that guy wait, how much did he donate
its almost like capitalism is a predictable system
Guys do you think Vedal will ever open the quests menu to switch to an another quest
Please subscribe to continue using your car 
Bro in night city, smoking is probably safer than drinking water
thatd require reading
all roads lead to arasaka
You laugh, but literally
Spoiler.
was da vidoe
Vedal A.I.rasaka?! 
so what are the chances he skips 95% of side content 
High
Spoiler? 
I am betting he will rush main story
Considerable
"What side content
"
Bro would need to know that exist in the first place lmao
really high, but the length of the game would be SO long if he doesnt skip through things
Only accidentally
Had a talk with my bro about this: If we can print fully replicable lungs, I had a worry that smokers could just replace lungs instead of ditching their habits. It's absolutely still worth going for (being able to stop so many issues by just swapping lungs is too amazing not to do so), but a notable concern.

Vedal DeShawn's planning a heist against A.I.Saka
shes so cute when she cusses
we already replace hearts but people aren't taking advantage of that
at least not on that kind of scale
let's just say you can make a vague statement about tech going catastrophically wrong and it'll be probably be correct in some way in this game
smokers have money to replace their lungs?
RAGEY MAELSTROM
gonna be a classic case of "the story was meh" after skipping all the story, like literally all other streamers and youtubers
A fair point.
yeah cuz it's like 250k
first ever person to not make ||hanako wait at embers||
Neuro eepy
Maelstrom have such a cool esthetic.
I hate how accurate that is.
sleepy nur


If supplies for spare lungs are plentiful enough then like, I guess that wouldn't be an issue. Problem is making that plentiful which would never happen because then it would also be cheap

Perhaps not, but the mere concept is something one must consider with ethical applications of tech.
will they Meredith 






i mean she did talk about sneaking in some naps earlier today

EWW MERIDETH
neurolepsy
oh no

mods can we ban this guy

well not like vedal making story choices anyway
so... ||what are the chances neuro chooses violence when they deal with maelstrom||

Not choosing lifestyle diaouge options when you can should be illegal
Yeah, in reality it would probably be too costly for that kind of application
this game is kind of a slow burn, especially the prologue
EWW MEREDITH
100%
He doesn't need to do all side quests but at least a few ones would be cool ig
Definitely
EVELYN?!
the game is really all about immersion and building relationships with people, and your perspective on it as someone whose time is running out, it just never happens during the main story
"Violence is never the answer, it's always the question, and the answer's yes~" - Neuro, probably
i mean, lungs are obviously the major organ affected from smoking, but your body overall is going to have problems from smoking, not just the lungs. It also hurts your heart, for example.
So what ending do y'all reckon he will get?
CANNON NAME 
he's playing with a censored mod, right?


then just get a new heart
Streamer mode
I guess you'd also have to be able to mass produce all of the other organs then
the "wait" mechanic ruins any feeling of rushing

streamer mode
letting neuro order
No mod, but he has the ingame Nudity Toggle set to Off / Censored


no mod but nudity toggle is off
That sounds weird
This sounds like a easy job


bruh didn't eat before, what was that chill stream
vanor type meal
Yum.
he turned off nudity and has streamer mode on
I hope he at least does the important side quests
ew neuro
Big Pretzel at it again
that was just an example, you'd need to replace your whole body, brain included, to stay healthy.
He should try it and rate it
Ewwwww


cyberpunk is good but the fact that 75% of the story relies on side quests is so ass
my idol is shit at cooking
What is the fastest you can do, the sun I guess

Is streamer mode and copyrighted music two different things?


neurocrumbs
Mmm brain might be a bit of an issue to reproduce
its the same for Witcher, its just how CDPR does it
neuro had bread and water soup
no streamer mode is the music and there is a separate nudity toggle
No. They just renamed it to Copyrighted Music IIRC.
we know this from how she makes her pizza
yeah thats why im saying, you can replace lungs infinitely but the rest of your body would also have issues
You know what's funny, Neuro definitely understands Jackies spanish
I want to go eat but I'm worried no ones gonna want to edit this later on ;-;
toast sandwich is peak british sandwich
then just replace the rest of your body
I mean, fastest is technically the
ending
true!
including your brain? not worth it imo
Yes
Ah, okay
yeah turned it back on because there was no replacement music
I believe The Devil is faster

s-sniffa?

yeah, RIP VOD watchers
Oh, true actually
she's got a point

You can't replace a brain the same as another organ though, because like...if you replace your brain wouldn't you just be a different person
average for a vedal stream lmao

its so cute she can call the car
RIP clippers 
he is never gonna do side content is he
Hell yeah vehicular manslaughter time
HE WAS ABOUT OT GET IN THE WRONG SIDE
is the npc/cop spawing better then at release?

Reading messages, what is that 
it was dire rewatching old videos from the long drive last year with truckers FM
nueramain
bro ordering uber AND uber eats


im so dead rn want to sleep so bad but I want at least watch the prologue but the're so far from finishing it
already crashed


I just realized Panam isn't romancable because female V 
Neuber 
Silly tutel











FUCK












oh i love chinese food



time to drive
I"M FUCKING DYING OH MY GOD
flawless

I looked away; Is Vedal or Neuro driving

Neuro
SHE's DRIVING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD SHE'S BRITISH
neuber
hes driving on the european side of the road

@tulip venture is it true this is your go to meal

can she even see over the wheel
Vedal is ordering food
or is tha neuro
everything. will. be. ok.
i am back chat, any funny how has been the cyber punk?

is neuro driving?


nah i hack
ah yes I love living in a universe where I can just purchase speed straight up
Hope you have insurance


the fact you have to ask is really funny
yes
YES
the casual talking with the sounds of car crashing in the background is so fucking funny
I always got house special fried rice.
ah




shes sucha good driver

i cant tell whos worse tbh
that's my streamer


BRO 
starting watching late, what life path is he?

parked 
definitely vedal driving
did she turn off the driving?
Neuro is driving?
corpo
pork buns good if they got some
thats lizzie's bar


its right there
iโve seen worse drivers irl
DRUNKEST LITTLE DRIVER 
oh nvm
i need an animation of just a chibi neuro driving, cant even see out the windshield, just conversing with vedal while hes on his phone 
she's doing better than I thought
it looked like the spot
Cybertrucks after you insult elon on twitter

theeeere it is
Ok honestly, both fucking suck at this 
close enough


I change lanes now, good luck everybody else!


i feel like neuro is bit too distracted for good driving

Like father like daughter

she truly is his daughter



Perfect parking
LMFAO






so sad
MOX!




At least Neuro slows down before making a turn... Now, going at the right time, on the other hand...
what's vedal's excuse then
FFS Vedal
top of the map
Neuro you're on the wrong side of the road.
Not me, them!

vedal is so immersed 
wait did the mod replace the neon lights???
such a boomer, just use the wait function

You must understand, she's british
looks like Mini

that's what i was thinking
idk look at these legs, think he can reach the pedals?
he doesnt know you can skip time


NICE DRIVING NEURO


driving in my truck, right after a beerrr
I'magine getting your autodrive AI, but it's British
Fair Warning

im scared, vedal is driving

oh thank god neuro will surely be better 
i must say this feels like a lot of traffic
Did he drink anything before start the game?

bro doesn't know he can wait in the menu
COOL DRIVING NEURO







HAHAHA
holy that guy cut her off
vedal is the princess obviously












we need to get beamng integration

Mods, can we change this room to "drivestream-chat"?
SMILE???
She needs to check her mirros
I can't wait for the real Neuro car
nice marks custom waypoints
autodrive without mods is so ass lmao
neuro just ramming into cars shes annoyed with is so real

Peak
This is just the long drive
She will have 5 wanted stars

average uk driver
always has been

Well, that's a way to stop

We have come so far, we now have AI roadrage.




Just remember this man wants to give her control of a full size car
Perfect parking


sequel to last years long drive



Cutest lil chronic Fender-Bender




Her parking is great
well, she reached her destination

well, she parked
The Chrome Drive
You have arrived at your destination
Parked perfectly

hmm yeah she definitely gets distracted easily xD
"you cant park there mate"
A short drive (it's short because the driver will be dead very quickly)
This is telling me we need a long drive integration
Using the environment. Smart
my oshi parks better than me 
ugh that sounds good
Yum

they have to make the food bro

5 stars for the driving
That's normal 
vedal wants them to teleport him food in seconds
40 is not that long 
thats nothing??
They'd chronically have to restart before 200 miles because she'd just keep crashing needlessly and doing irrepairable damage
only 40?
mhm
thats actually normal lul
bro life is too good
dudes ordering on a saturday evening. that's normal
saturday evening in london btw
I mean yeah, its not that long..
def normal for this timeframe
like father like daughter
"at peak times" its 10pm
Bro thinks they can just microwave the food
is he spoiled that bad 40 min is decend
I once waited 2.5 hours because they forgor 
My normal time is like 1.5 hours
vedal reminded me to throw some spaghetti leftovers in the microwave
40 mins is minimum where i live
vedal the poor vietnamese people have to make your japanese chicken/rice
Get some crash immortality mod or smth to avoid that so they can safely run into lamp poles at mach 5
lol i wish my food was 40 minutes out, average here is like 3 hours 
Londoner bashing in chat 
I wait an hour for my Instacart groceries.
3 hours tf
(thanks for the reminder, need to remember to keep drinking water for my throat)

Throwing spaghetti in the microwave seems like a bad idea. I'd recommend setting in a bowl first
40mins is standard here in fastfoods here (they're a few blcoks away from home
)
vanilla chinese takeout nice
oh yeah she did arrive

...

This gifs from cyberpunk btw, neuro is lore accurate night city traffic

bro doesnt know u can skip time 


btw whats that thing neuro had set as the waypoint?
I do like the idea of Vedal not knowing to skip time so instead he has to actually explore the game

He doesnt believe in the time god

Its better this way
he doesnt even know what the time is
nah vedal is just so immersed he killing time in game
true
It's for the best; he'll be forced to do side content while waiting
Can she turn on the radio ?

He's just gonna be on the phone while Neuro drives






tfw driving to corpo job but the fuckass gangbangers get into another streetfight


Wait... Would it be possible for neuro to drive off snd leave vedal stranded like in outerwilds?




"A little off track" 
