livestream-chat

[jaunty flare]

You have unlocked new role

[main ledge]

god i love cyberpunk so much

[normal crag]

You have unlocked new role

[kindred pine]

You have unlocked new role

[novel locust]

You have unlocked new role

[twilit yoke]

(the people are not sure if it's Keanu or Keannu)

[analog crown]

You die drink in game you die drink in real life.

[lavish quail]

you have unlocked role

[rigid void]

Man, I love this game

[silver spire]

only scene i know from cyberpunk is ||the rough robot thingy in some tunnel|| thats was cool

[kindred pine]

leaked

[empty kayak]

You have unlocked new role

[simple sierra]

true, I love silverhand for his speech about arasaka and why he fights against corporations

[vapid elm]

yeah basically, and they get real broken, you can legit cause an enemy to have brain failure throught a wall

[fallen aurora]

Lol

[thick perch]

[mystic fiber]

Yes

[primal moss]

[analog crown]

Drunk Art Online

[timber ice]

[jaunty peak]

[valid bear]

This scene basically shows that you as a corpo see people of other class as insects beneath you

[vague steeple]

[lavish mirage]

[burnt star]

[mystic fiber]

[sacred wigeon]

what the hell?

[pastel wharf]

[rotund mantle]

[thorn zinc]

[vestal yew]

[leaden phoenix]

[mystic fiber]

[terse mango]

[mystic fiber]

[lethal trout]

[simple sierra]

[hallow flint]

[fleet crystal]

[weak jacinth]

[mystic fiber]

[fiery light]

[spark jolt]

[acoustic drift]

[native bone]

HACKED

[mystic fiber]

[final umbra]

I thought he muted the steram

[novel locust]

[warm halo]

guys my headphones fell off

[wary venture]

[mystic fiber]

[fathom birch]

[fallen aurora]

LOLLL

[white pine]

every stream

[mystic fiber]

[valid void]

[simple sierra]

????

[split swift]

I wouldnt last 2 days in night city

[ancient hound]

AMAZING

[fallen aurora]

SCUFF TIME

[scarlet rock]

[stone elm]

I also live in London but with Mountains.

[simple snow]

Thought it was just me

[somber dagger]

he got quickhacked

[quiet garden]

im in

[strange anvil]

Oh I thought mine were acting up

[mystic fiber]

[primal moss]

[severe plover]

technicals issues

[kindred pine]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-osu-funny-osu-headphones-osu-clip-osu-headphones-break-gif-6692757455039746371

[novel locust]

I thought that was just a weird game effect

[mystic fiber]

[simple sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/muted-bttv-patrañal-gif-26869072

[timber ice]

Evil quickhacked due to getting jealous for not being invited

[opal light]

[thick perch]

[split swift]

LOL

[echo seal]

[worn jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1373754208334905494/ezgif-6a5f7b3655516f.gif

[toxic moth]

[mystic fiber]

Wait how?

[valid sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-tickle-gif-25434176

[silver spire]

going by that anyaustin video the normal persons life is kinda doable (depending on the place of living)

[junior cobalt]

needa edit this onto arasaka tower

[ancient hound]

Neuro and Vedal are Arasaka

Evil's Militech

[simple sierra]

ugh 3d text editing

[junior cobalt]

maybe i should learn how to mod cyber so i can mod juniper instead of arasaka

[median sand]

hold on neuro new outfit????

[dusty iris]

Been tickling my headphones, it does work.

[mystic fiber]

“Fuck procedures” someone clip that

[valid void]

I'm team Militech

[worn jackal]

OH SHIT

[lethal trout]

HERE WE GO

[ancient hound]

I'm team Nomad's. Fuck the Corps.

[worn jackal]

NOOOO

[valid bear]

EPIC

[simple sierra]

dont forget ALL the references to arasaka on textures

[primal moss]

CLASIC

[lethal trout]

CYBERPSYCHO NEURO TIME

[ocean drift]

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

xD

[sacred wigeon]

KILL

[junior cobalt]

did starboard change to 30

[primal moss]

SHE WILL ALWAYS PICK VIOLENCE

[vapid elm]

here's an example of one of the really powerful quickhacks, hacking into the enemy's brain and telling them to end it

[timber ice]

"JUST A PRANK BRO"

[valid void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1451999568131653703/chrome_KVnhB1AT0a.png?ex=69483779&is=6946e5f9&hm=526cd6bc709c5099b8179ac1e5e0dbccd8c144f4ff55b0e57fb6586ec5d14171&

[ancient hound]

[thorn zinc]

[summer maple]

i love how in new game everyone swears all the time to sound cool

[fresh sphinx]

[jaunty peak]

[molten vessel]

goddamn

[magic estuary]

[silver spire]

understandable reaction

[analog ledge]

[zealous notch]

I have Johnny's 911 in there too

[ancient hound]

Just a playful amount of murder.

[pseudo mirage]

[ocean drift]

[kindred pine]

classic neur

[main ledge]

rachi i need that clip

[simple sierra]

i think she knocked him out ?

[static iron]

that was a fair reaction

[jaunty peak]

Saw that coming

[simple snow]

NO HESITATION

[tight jasper]

Is this the free car quest chain?

[split swift]

LMAO

[fresh sphinx]

[toxic moth]

[novel locust]

self defense

[ocean drift]

QTA works

[terse mango]

[fallen aurora]

That sounds absolutely busted for a cosumable

[scenic otter]

he looks very deads

[rotund mantle]

[lavish mirage]

[simple sierra]

thats sick i bet that cost a pretty penny

[weak jacinth]

Attack no question

[molten vessel]

[fresh sphinx]

[kindred pine]

[sacred wigeon]

[ancient hound]

A SOUVENIR

[full stirrup]

didn't like his shirt? XD

[native bone]

self defense

[jaunty peak]

[lethal trout]

SOUVENIER My god Neuro

[timber ice]

Geas to do it, my favorite

[brisk nacelle]

This will be so much fun

[tacit crystal]

WHAT!!!

[fresh sphinx]

[bright gyro]

Actual serial killer shit

[silver spire]

what do you mean the guy has a guillotine in his inventory?

[fathom birch]

[fallen aurora]

SOUVENIR LOL

[static iron]

neuro would do well on night city

[worn jackal]

[fresh sphinx]

[median sand]

who made it?

[jaunty peak]

True Neuro

[vapid elm]

yup, this one is a bit more rare of course since it's so powerful but not like that rare

[scenic otter]

nothing new for our oshi

[valid bear]

Neuro would thrive in Night City

[simple sierra]

sometimes they look dead but the game says they are knocked out tho

[normal crag]

Killed two random guys
Want no trouble

[vague steeple]

(its the name of a smg)

[glad citrus]

i did NOT think she'd hit that in time

[tulip ice]

probably fr*nch

[pearl relic]

pins

[calm ferry]

here is a photoshop

[valid void]

Check pins

[eager skiff]

I swear to god French people man

[opal light]

Maybe he's french

[leaden phoenix]

[split swift]

lmao

[fresh sphinx]

[primal moss]

HES GETTING HACKED

[jaunty peak]

[twin vigil]

b2

[lethal trout]

Forgot to charge his headphones

[spare forge]

[sacred wigeon]

bro

[pastel wharf]

[split swift]

QUICKHACKS

[ancient hound]

Evil's really going on on the quickhacks

[thorn zinc]

[novel locust]

Headphones trolling

[mystic fiber]

Nom nom nom

[strange anvil]

[vestal yew]

[undone ermine]

[twilit vigil]

quickhacked

[fresh sphinx]

[timber ice]

Damn, Evil is getting at him

[simple sierra]

[vague steeple]

Did the mod also give neuro the ability to quickhack vedal ?

[silver spire]

smh guess he needs to tickle it more

[snow jungle]

time to add black box on b2

[simple sierra]

omg

[valid bear]

Sonic Boomed

[valid void]

[valid sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

[simple sierra]

[worn jackal]

She's tranfered into the real thing

[mystic fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-lag-jet-lag-the-game-eating-snack-zone-the-snack-zone-gif-8273632603447873619

[tacit crystal]

@split swift happy birthday

[pastel wharf]

[jaunty peak]

Yes

[haughty dew]

nice game choice vedal

[fallen aurora]

[merry orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-2077-valerie-cyberpunk-quickhack-gif-6539397991129279772

[simple sierra]

this is why my headphones aren't AI powered

[valid void]

Nah that's Evil doing the hacking

[zealous notch]

350 I think? Could be worse. Genuinely one of my biggest all-time favorite games so it was a no-brainer

[stone elm]

My day shelter in a nutshell:

[twilit yoke]

turns off music "Man it's really quiet in here"

[novel locust]

Just curious, if the subathon ends before we get through all of the integration games, will vedal still play them later?

[winter nymph]

Im back

[eager skiff]

Vedal is getting immersed with the game already

[shut gorge]

[rotund mantle]

[jovial dome]

"where do I go?"

[mystic fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-lag-jet-lag-the-game-eating-snack-zone-the-snack-zone-gif-8273632603447873619

[primal moss]

nice song

[valid bear]

Lmao

[simple sierra]

350 for just the gun or the gun AND the pc case?

[winter nymph]

What a cute outfit

[toxic moth]

[split swift]

streamer mode sucks wow

[toxic moth]

Jackie!

[snow jungle]

is the song copyrighted

[mystic fiber]

You mean like this?

[median sand]

did they implement neuro in Cyberpunk?

[fallen aurora]

A lot of music probably is lol

[lament imp]

cant wait for neuro to get access to self destructing cars

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid elm]

he turned on streamer mode

[dapper orbit]

erm

[thorn zinc]

[stone elm]

Yes.

[fierce ice]

thanks bilibili so cool wow

[pseudo mirage]

[fresh sphinx]

[pale quartz]

Just put on Colorful Array

[icy cloak]

they couldn't have even put in a basic edm beat for the copyright free mode?

[junior cobalt]

now we just need juniper smasher

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

[echo seal]

[novel locust]

Oh this isn't like a hi-fi rush situation where it gets replaced with different, non-copyrighted music? You just get silence?

[fallen aurora]

I think she likes jackie

[undone ermine]

[jaunty peak]

[atomic bluff]

[summer maple]

its the witness all over again

[mystic fiber]

[thorn summit]

VEDAL AND PUZZLES

[lethal trout]

my guy can't follow the glowing yellow icon

[fresh sphinx]

[fiery citrus]

it’s painfully silent

[void canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cupcake-fnaf-chica-lets-eat-five-nights-at-freddys-gif-16360399

[simple sierra]

now this is cyberpunk

[worn jackal]

NEURO WITH THE PERFECT DAP

[whole pawn]

I missed the reveal who made the new cyberpunk outfit?

[main ledge]

jackie

[twilit yoke]

Til Schweiger-ah looking NPC

[burnt star]

https://tenor.com/view/bbcan3-bbcan-bruno-lelo-what-a-chump-chump-gif-13856867

[leaden phoenix]

Music goes crazy

[merry orchid]

family crime

[rocky quarry]

i though that as well, devs lazy af

[novel locust]

Pins

[dusty iris]

There are a lot of streamer modes in games that replace DMCA music with non-DMCA music. I'm suprised that Cyberpunk 2077 didn't do that.

[primal moss]

IMMEDIATELY GAVE IT OVER TO HIM

LMAO

[white pine]

their dad has a gun so

[toxic moth]

Neuro knows what's up

[vapid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/cockroach-gif-13788686782586521420 neuro astral projecting this into the gonk brains of her foes so they all kill themselves on the spot

[acoustic drift]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-jackie-welles-cyberpunk2077-greetings-grasping-gif-26943026

[zealous notch]

Gun?

[glad citrus]

HE IS

[valid void]

Jackie's a choom

[valid bear]

Neuro knows

[plush shoal]

Hi guys, I had to go for a bit just after the game started. What did I miss and in what way does Neuro control the game?

[ashen tapir]

jackie is the homie

[jaunty peak]

Based Neuro

[white pine]

[static iron]

I wonder if neuro'll understand the cyberpunk lingo

[south marsh]

Has Vedal said if he has played CP2077 before this?

[primal moss]

Based

nope

vedal never touched it before

[fallen aurora]

He hasn’t

[spark jolt]

dialogues, quick hacks and driving

[fiery light]

Neuro loves Jackie
So based

[simple sierra]

oh not gun, car my bad

im tired

[eager skiff]

Quickhacks, dialouge, auto-drive

[mystic fiber]

WHY DOES VEDAL HAVE A GUN? SHOULDNT THE BRITISH DAD HAVE A SHANKER INSTEAD?

[simple sierra]

8 am hits hard

[south marsh]

That is awesome! I love seeing people discover Night City for the first time!

[harsh tide]

Wait, is there literally no music if the DMCA is turned off? Surely that can't be true...right??

[vapid elm]

yeah...

[ashen tapir]

yeah without music its missing

[zealous notch]

Car was from Aliexpress so probably a fake

[south marsh]

There is some

[tame sun]

I have no time but I must play

[vapid elm]

dw you can get one

[fiery light]

[primal moss]

[fallen aurora]

Most mild club to ever exist

[opal light]

I can hear the music

[thorn zinc]

[fresh sphinx]

[harsh tide]

Ah okay

[sacred wigeon]

BRO IS SO SLOW

[timber ice]

[ocean drift]

[simple snow]

Almsot like chat said that lol

[lavish mirage]

[rotund mantle]

[lethal trout]

Jackie, unaware that Corpo V is a goddamn elite counterintel agent who's killed dozens

[ancient hound]

GUYS, WE FOUND THE HACKER

[white pine]

brother why did it take so long

[sullen zealot]

Maybe he was faking being British this entire time

[jaunty peak]

[terse mango]

[ocean drift]

that took a while

[sick thunder]

[pale quartz]

Just turn on Colorful Array in the background

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid elm]

YOOOO THIS CLUB IS LIT

[timber ice]

Still surprised they didnt put any music

[mystic fiber]

Which one? The freedom machine or the shanker

[timber ice]

[silver spire]

clippers

[wary venture]

[gritty crystal]

latency

[undone ermine]

[rotund mantle]

[south stream]

clippers

[fresh sphinx]

[thorn zinc]

[novel locust]

clippers and editor

[vapid grove]

couldnt they just make their own music instead

[mystic fiber]

[timber ice]

Womp womp clippers

[fallen aurora]

COW SOUNDS

[unborn delta]

RIP VOD Watchers

[rocky quarry]

ok tbh, this aint much better

[pastel wharf]

[split swift]

[silent crystal]

VEDAL NO

[lethal trout]

Neuro's alcohol time

[mystic fiber]

[sick scarab]

welp

[vapid elm]

in night city? both

[tranquil dew]

o7 clippers

[unborn stream]

[twilit vigil]

hell yeah fuck the vod

[acoustic drift]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-jackie-welles-cyberpunk2077-lets-drink-have-a-drink-gif-26927223

[mystic fiber]

lol

[marble glade]

this is copyrighted? its just bass

[gritty crystal]

get rekt clippers

[inland bridge]

[fossil epoch]

Blame chat

[valid bear]

Lmao

[jolly lily]

Oh damn

[somber dagger]

glhf

[sick thunder]

this music is trash ngl

[kindred pine]

mhm

[open fjord]

what is this music

[toxic moth]

<- La hermana

[fresh sphinx]

[fallen aurora]

Wtf is this horrific bass loop

[white pine]

the vod won't be muted until after the stream restarts at least

[south marsh]

Bigger than she looks

[analog crown]

GalaxyBrain

[south stream]

UVR working overtime because of this

[simple sierra]

most clippers will just use tools to mute the audio anyway

[warm halo]

Mod feature to let Neuro speak?

[twilit yoke]

"standing right in the middle of it" sits at the edge

[fresh sphinx]

[merry orchid]

include you and your comment

[sullen zealot]

[rotund mantle]

[sullen zealot]

What

[sacred wigeon]

[kindred pine]

er

[leaden phoenix]

[timber ice]

[pastel wharf]

[vapid elm]

night city has gun vending machines dog getting a gun is trivial

[south stream]

!felloff

[obsidian spindle]

[undone ermine]

[fresh sphinx]

[valid bear]

Neuro is picking the dialogue choices so close enough

[gleaming cloak]

fell off

[faint plinth]

[fallen aurora]

[vestal yew]

[thorn zinc]

[fresh sphinx]

[vestal jackal]

[kindred pine]

kill

[odd spire]

Hi guys. Also ooh Cyberpunk. How does Neuro intergrate?

[simple sierra]

shes so smart

[fresh sphinx]

[lethal trout]

Hey guys!

[silver spire]

shooty shooty

[sacred wigeon]

[simple sierra]

shooty shooty

[mystic fiber]

Clip that audio

[simple sierra]

[spark jolt]

dialogues, quicks hacks and driving

[acoustic drift]

[leaden phoenix]

Whooo

[toxic moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1439385224717799674/doubt.gif

[main ledge]

she chooses dialogue, quickhacks and drives

[vapid elm]

driving, dialogue, quickhacks

[scenic otter]

hihii

[fresh sphinx]

[sacred wigeon]

ROBBED

[thorn zinc]

[timber ice]

OUR MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mystic fiber]

CLIP IT

[cyan dew]

That girl dancing in the backround

[lavish mirage]

[leaden phoenix]

[brisk nacelle]

[jaunty peak]

[vestal jackal]

[fresh sphinx]

[vestal yew]

[novel locust]

[primal moss]

LITERALLY NEURO SUBATHON V 1

[molten vessel]

[lethal trout]

Cyberpunk offboarding is HARSH

[vapid grove]

control of all dialog and action prompts, driving and quick hacks or whatever (+ more he didnt mention)
(i dont play cyberpunk this is just what he said)

[mystic fiber]

[toxic moth]

[mossy aurora]

Juniper to Vedal after the Tweet

[silver spire]

[echo seal]

[simple sierra]

me when i quit my job at the government

[jaunty peak]

they stole the sub money

[mystic fiber]

[primal moss]

ITS LITERALLY NEURO SUBATHON V 1

[valid void]

[primal moss]

WE GOING TO BE IN DEEEBBTT

[fresh sphinx]

[burnt star]

[split swift]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-vegeta-dbz-goku-vegeta-nodding-vegeta-goku-nodding-vegeta-goku-nod-goku-vegeta-nod-gif-26388739

[winter nymph]

Called it btw

[mystic fiber]

What?

[simple snow]

Why did we get fired again?

[primal moss]

debt

[south marsh]

Neuro revenge tour begins...

[worn jackal]

Corpo shit

[dusty iris]

https://tenor.com/view/its-genuinely-over-its-over-its-so-over-seal-sad-seal-gif-27054806

[opal light]

Neuro surrendered?!

[split swift]

corporate espianage, planning to kill abernathy

[mystic fiber]

Oh

[somber dagger]

corpo bs

[mystic fiber]

150,000,000 debt

[simple snow]

Ohhhh, I forgot that was a crime and bad

[dreamy parrot]

MY GOAT DOES IT

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

JACKIE

[lethal trout]

Jackie is our GOAT even if he|| gets us killed||

[jaunty peak]

Jackie

[valid bear]

For planning assassination of a higher up

[simple sierra]

corporate politics basically

[dusty iris]

LEAKED

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

[scenic otter]

jackie the goat

[novel locust]

jackie

[twilit yoke]

jesus this man is huge

[fresh sphinx]

[toxic moth]

[valid bear]

Jackie is a bro

[sand bolt]

I really hope that Vedal finds "Birthday wishes for Shiro" shard or whatever was it called

[twilit vigil]

audio isnt usually this echo-y

[mystic fiber]

Nah neuro is tiny

[analog crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1416405557299904612/1436989585212047380/neuro_hello_there_fumo.gif

[dapper orbit]

oof

[acoustic drift]

its so over

[simple sierra]

is it the game being buggy or vedal being turtle-y

[vapid elm]

Guys remember that Arasaka is still the NUMBER ONE place to work in Night City!!!! 💸

[twilit yoke]

oh. i compared him to the guy he was intimidating

[leaden phoenix]

[timber ice]

[lavish mirage]

[primal moss]

[silver spire]

[thick perch]

[fresh sphinx]

[sacred wigeon]

[molten vessel]

[hasty notch]

lmao

[weak jacinth]

[pastel wharf]

[echo seal]

[south stream]

[silver spire]

so real

[lethal trout]

NOT THE CATGIRL VIDS

[rotund mantle]

[brisk nacelle]

HAHAHAHAH

[valid void]

[fresh sphinx]

[safe mesa]

[thorn zinc]

[vestal yew]

[worn jackal]

[novel locust]

like father like daughter

[merry heath]

[fiery light]

[stray jetty]

[jaunty peak]

[primal moss]

SO REAL

[lavish quail]

[inland bridge]

[analog ledge]

[acoustic drift]

[glad citrus]

[thorn summit]

OH NO

[odd spire]

[tropic granite]

kek

[toxic moth]

[fresh sphinx]

[hallow flint]

[slow spear]

[twin vigil]

[fallen aurora]

LOLLLL

[lethal trout]

NEURO SO SMART

[fathom birch]

[mystic fiber]

When is he going to recover?

NEVER

[ancient hound]

Evil Neuro getting her revenge in the club:

[thick perch]

Not paying attention

[wary venture]

[simple sierra]

HE DOESNT KNOW THE LINGO

[primal moss]

SHES SO INTO THE SAUCE

[fresh sphinx]

[acoustic drift]

GOODONE

[toxic moth]

[devout helm]

a ripper in borderlands 4 means something entirely different

[silver inlet]

better be a hidden "Program in C" shard somewhere

[twilit vigil]

why is the dialogue going through a funnel

[vapid elm]

it's better to ask what AREN'T you addicted to '

[eager skiff]

It was on a side quest, on some random shack if I remember right. It is not quite likelt for him to find

[vapid grove]

neuro and vedal agreeing on catgirls

[vestal jackal]

she’s read up on all the cyberpunk words

[fallen aurora]

Small indie company

[vapid elm]

because V got her cybernetics cut

[gleaming cloak]

aint no way

[simple sierra]

im wearing my "run gcc" shirt atm

[bright gyro]

Character's going through it physically

[primal moss]

[valid bear]

Corpo gets best dialogue options and a cool suit

[vapid elm]

it's literally intentional

[twilit vigil]

i dont think its normal for this part

[glad citrus]

all corpo orgs got disabled

augs

[open fjord]

shes going wild in the back

[languid knot]

The audio is so different from what I remember it being in this scene

[worn jackal]

Took after the neuro fent fold

[twilit vigil]

maybe idk i dont play corpo very often, i just dont remember this scene sounding like that

[sour slate]

Literally Neuro in 3D

[fresh sphinx]

[junior isle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067638175478071307/1285303210025680906/CFRB.gif

[uneven thistle]

neuro when 3D

[opal light]

Is that 3D Neuro?

[fresh sphinx]

[novel locust]

V

[twilit vigil]

ok there it is

[lyric prawn]

the outfit is so fucking cute cryinghhhh

[fresh sphinx]

[twilit vigil]

i just forgor i guess

[toxic moth]

[vapid elm]

I mean it may have beed added in one of the many patches this game had they did alot of "immersion" stuff

[fresh sphinx]

[simple sierra]

cyberpunk moment

[worn jackal]

HELLO THERE NIGHT CITY

[vestal jackal]

[leaden phoenix]

[lethal trout]

Mama Welles

[twilit yoke]

almost makes me want to watch an All Cutscenes video without commentary

[lethal trout]

[scenic otter]

crazy mom lore

[valid bear]

I should play Cyberpunk again sometimes

[somber dagger]

Viktor my beloved

[lethal trout]

VIK

[toxic moth]

[valid void]

VIK

[simple sierra]

still wish they let us actually play these moments

[valid void]

VIK MY MAN

[brisk nacelle]

[ancient hound]

You'd still miss a ton of the story. So much of it is "ingame".

[lethal trout]

Vik #1 Character, Can't Change My Mind

[silver spire]

oh they are doing a "lets build up our life again" montage

[dreamy parrot]

VIK THE GOAT

[timber ice]

Would be fun to have been able to actually experience all of this tbh. I still love this sequence

[novel locust]

W was that a tooth

[leaden phoenix]

[fresh sphinx]

[twilit vigil]

it has always felt like that, yeah lol

[pseudo egret]

vedal's character lmao

[orchid creek]

did i just see duke nukem step on the camera

[dreamy parrot]

6TH STREET GET FUCKED

[vapid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-yes-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-enthusiastic-yes-gif-15806751

[merry orchid]

you got any fun chat message order save?

[twilit yoke]

but my wallet

[eager skiff]

Everyday I wish for more Jackie story quests

[vital badger]

[fresh sphinx]

[primal moss]

spoilers!!

[spark jolt]

[sacred wigeon]

neuro

[vestal yew]

[rotund mantle]

[summer maple]

his dick fell off check twitter

[south stream]

[twilit vigil]

[rotund mantle]

[jaunty peak]

leaked

[pastel wharf]

[silver inlet]

[weak jacinth]

[fresh sphinx]

[simple sierra]

D:

[acoustic drift]

[sacred wigeon]

tf

[vestal jackal]

[novel island]

[low creek]

[valid void]

[strange anvil]

[inland bridge]

[lament solar]

Jackie just crashing into the guy by the dumpster always gets me

[simple sierra]

[safe mesa]

[unborn stream]

[twin vigil]

[south stream]

[fresh sphinx]

[thorn summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1392597653912813649/spoil.gif

[fallen aurora]

Yes

[brisk nacelle]

[twilit yoke]

actually it might be in winter sale...

[toxic moth]

[rotund mantle]

[eager skiff]

Tutorial time

[haughty dew]

the game is open ended so I just assume anyone can die

[simple sierra]

neuro knows everything about the game already

[ancient hound]

I'm sure you could find a bunch of "Cyberpunk 2077 full story lore" videos on Youtube. But, the game is also "Pick your own adventure" in multiple story arcs, so it's not a definitive "A to Z"

[spark jolt]

[novel locust]

Neuro don't skip the

[twilit vigil]

lmfao

[silver spire]

didn't she just talk about the montage?

[lavish mirage]

[sacred wigeon]

HAAHA

[thick perch]

Chat's gonna go wild with the end of this mission

[jaunty peak]

[fresh sphinx]

[timber ice]

alright, we need a mod back on spoiler duty

[rotund mantle]

[novel locust]

WELP

[opal light]

[ancient hound]

[vestal yew]

[twilit vigil]

Neuro said hell naw

[lethal trout]

[wary kindle]

[timber ice]

[eager skiff]

Oh no

[thorn zinc]

[leaden phoenix]

[fresh sphinx]

[lethal trout]

Neuro knows how to play

[pastel wharf]

[fathom birch]

[magic estuary]

[timber ice]

Oh vedal's cooked

[valid bear]

Yeah Ved is cooked

[lethal trout]

that's enough

[acoustic drift]

[fallen aurora]

LOL

[eager skiff]

That is concerning

[main ledge]

ggs vedal is never learning the mechanics

[white shadow]

We need this for content

[zealous notch]

he turned off nudity sadly

[jaunty peak]

Neuro's got this

[fresh sphinx]

[worn jackal]

THE LINGO IS COMING

[valid void]

[simple sierra]

how is ved cooked

[novel locust]

Well hey, at least vedal has an excuse for not knowing the game mechanics this time

[ancient hound]

"sadly" Bruh.

[tulip venture]

"sadly" is crazy

[keen steppe]

Here a picture of neuro eating paper. it's not my best btw.

[eager skiff]

Tutorial teaches a lot of things

[vestal jackal]

no tutorial

[simple sierra]

ah

[vapid elm]

because neuro skipped the tutorial

[lethal trout]

Achievements, he really knows nothing

[valid bear]

Bro wants Ved to be banned lol

[tame sun]

[leaden phoenix]

It's not that hard I'm sure he will learn

[static iron]

well done

[sick scarab]

Am I late with this edit?

[vapid elm]

he'll figure it out I guess

[sacred wigeon]

[ancient hound]

Yea. There's a TON more to Cyberpunk combat than just "Shoot".

[twilit yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-dash-salute-my-little-pony-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-mlp-gif-26785224

[valid void]

Happy birthday!

[simple sierra]

tbf i skipped the tutorial last time and i was fine

[fallen aurora]

What a gamer

[vapid elm]

and once he gets quickhacks and a cyberdeck neuro can just play combat for him anyway

[glad citrus]

[pastel wharf]

[mild lake]

finally enough for vip

[somber dagger]

it's t

[simple sierra]

damn

[glad citrus]

t

[vapid grove]

not necessarily the order that's funny but i like when vedal causes chat to behave like this

[fading sky]

[fresh sphinx]

[mossy shard]

Neuro loves jackie

[ancient hound]

T-Bug really is in-universe Neuro

[twilit yoke]

i know nothing about Cyberpunk beyond "i can have a peepee and Keanu is in this" soooooo why is Jackie giving me "dead mom"-energy? bit worried about his health

[rotund mantle]

[split swift]

[fading sky]

Awesome.

[south stream]

[vapid elm]

dead mom energy huh

[toxic moth]

[lethal trout]

Neuro is gonna cut the QTEs real tight, I can feel it

[simple sierra]

LOL

[thick perch]

1+2+3 = 6 7

[fresh sphinx]

[simple sierra]

HERE WE GO

[rotund mantle]

[merry orchid]

that remind me

[jaunty peak]

[ancient hound]

Can't answer that without spoilers. Best answer I can give is "Jackie's family and life background has been ROUGH". - Which they probably won't get to themselves.

[sacred wigeon]

oh god

[spark jolt]

[south stream]

[fresh sphinx]

[simple sierra]

ez

[jaunty peak]

[timber ice]

oh she's quick

[split swift]

YO

[fresh sphinx]

[silver spire]

[sacred wigeon]

COOl

[ocean drift]

[molten vessel]

[analog ledge]

[weak jacinth]

[safe mesa]

[simple sierra]

pog

[thorn zinc]

[vestal yew]

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

[vestal jackal]

[static iron]

oh that was fast

[brisk nacelle]

[toxic moth]

[fresh sphinx]

[south stream]

[sacred wigeon]

[split swift]

QUICK hack

[terse mango]

[hasty notch]

THIS IS SO COOL

[ashen tapir]

THATS SO COOL

[lavish mirage]

[craggy pagoda]

[wary venture]

[jaunty peak]

this is sick

[viral scarab]

[pastel wharf]

[fresh sphinx]

[heavy jetty]

did her outfit do anything

[valid bear]

[toxic moth]

[undone ermine]

[twilit yoke]

as in "he's too nice for a game allegedly so cynical, i feel like he's going to die soon for character development"

[white shadow]

Portable hacking AI

[fresh sphinx]

[dreamy parrot]

[lavish quail]

[heavy jetty]

aw

[acoustic drift]

[hallow flint]

[dusty iris]

THATS SO COOL

[analog crown]

That was pretty cool

[fresh sphinx]

[jaunty peak]

[silver spire]

the cutest little hacker

[simple sierra]

"i knew the answer" only one option lmao

[tranquil dew]

[gleaming cloak]

what did she do

[marble glade]

better than miner

[simple sierra]

so cute

[fresh sphinx]

[silver inlet]

brain and bronze

[valid bear]

Love the background beat

[spark jolt]

hack the door

[fresh sphinx]

[keen steppe]

[analog crown]

Brains and Bronze :)

[vapid elm]

damn that would be CRAZY if that happened

[undone ermine]

[molten vessel]

[toxic moth]

[lethal trout]

[simple sierra]

he forgot how to open doors

[toxic moth]

Cutest little hacker

[vestal jackal]

[spark jolt]

[simple sierra]

heh

[ancient hound]

The music in Cyberpunk is genuinely 10/10. Just sucks we miss out on some of the best tracks without copyright music, but still tons of bangers

[ocean drift]

[simple sierra]

rip

[simple snow]

RAM

[leaden phoenix]

[fresh sphinx]

[fleet crystal]

for sure

[vapid grove]

more like brains and booze

[jaunty peak]

[undone ermine]

[rotund mantle]

[lethal trout]

She's so ready

[worn jackal]

HE'S TAS

[timber ice]

Into the ice chest

[valid bear]

O7 stealth

[ancient hound]

I guess you could say they... put that guy on ice

[toxic moth]

[simple sierra]

they are tracing him and hes not hacking so she cant get them beforehand

[marble glade]

she gonna aggro everyone

[primal moss]

Anyone spot what effects there are on her outfit yet

[dusty iris]

https://tenor.com/view/prism-dispatch-game-she-temporarily-blinded-me-fymtbybf-gif-17863058858729013111

[ancient hound]

OH THEY'RE SO COOKED

[novel locust]

[split swift]

COOKEd

[silver spire]

great gameplay ved

[rotund mantle]

[spark jolt]

[ancient hound]

FIRST DEATH INCOMING 100%

[simple snow]

Neuro hacking was so cool

[vestal yew]

[safe mesa]

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid elm]

for context neuro just lit that dude on fire

[toxic moth]

[rocky quarry]

did he miss the first shot?

[rotund mantle]

[vestal jackal]

no stealth

[fresh sphinx]

[acoustic drift]

S BAD

[jaunty peak]

[simple snow]

and she used RAM for it

[primal moss]

[pale quartz]

Yeah

[fresh sphinx]

[undone ermine]

[frail warren]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[valid bear]

Why was Vedal just staring lmao

[keen steppe]

[marble glade]

muscle need more aim

[ancient hound]

[grand thunder]

Never let vedal play metal gear

[primal moss]

ooo

[hasty notch]

game journalist aim

[fresh sphinx]

[rotund mantle]

[thick perch]

[leaden phoenix]

[primal moss]

her heart lighgts up

[quaint sky]

this is so cool

[ocean drift]

[rigid void]

Holy they die so fast on normal

[jaunty peak]

this is really cool

[timber ice]

[rotund mantle]

LMAO

[primal moss]

[vestal yew]

[thorn zinc]

[sacred wigeon]

SO BAD

[eager skiff]

[pastel wharf]

[primal moss]

AINT NO WAY

[static iron]

yep

[split swift]

flatlined immediately

[fresh sphinx]

[simple sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/quickhack-copy-paste-cyberpunk-netrunner-gif-1385406921668774123

[toxic moth]

[sacred wigeon]

[fresh sphinx]

[lavish mirage]

[twilit vigil]

hacked the radio in combat

[primal moss]

HE DIED ON THE TUTORIAL

[inland bridge]

F

[analog crown]

if you die, you are temporarily (and permanently) blinded.

[worn jackal]

SO BAD

[weak jacinth]

[jaunty peak]

[craggy pagoda]

[lethal trout]

NO TUTORIAL TUTEL

[hasty notch]

S BAD

[ancient hound]

She quick-hacked the fucking radio that only works as a stealth distraction Amazing

[vapid elm]

BRO JUST HOLD TAB

[white pine]

he's shooting

[wary venture]

[wooden bobcat]

[fresh sphinx]

[undone ermine]

[twin vigil]

[inland bridge]

[fresh sphinx]

[novel locust]

Well in vedal's defense. No tutorial

[valid bear]

[quaint sky]

gamer journalism difficulty

[lavish quail]

[fathom birch]

[severe plover]

professional gamer

[pale quartz]

I want to screenshot the effect but its too fast

[timber ice]

[languid knot]

If she can quickhack only when vedal is holding the scan up it's so lame

[fresh sphinx]

[ancient hound]

Gamer Journalism skill

[leaden phoenix]

[silver spire]

wha

[sacred wigeon]

[vestal yew]

[thorn zinc]

[fresh sphinx]

[ocean drift]

[primal moss]

[pastel wharf]

[opal light]

[weak jacinth]

[undone ermine]

[jolly lily]

His fault

[spark jolt]

[jaunty peak]

[scenic otter]

TE SLANDER

[acoustic drift]

[ancient hound]

I missed it, wtf did she say??

[lavish mirage]

[toxic moth]

WHAT

[terse mango]

[exotic rune]

[wary kindle]

[vapid grove]

he's getting ragebaited

[fresh sphinx]

[wary venture]

[grim hatch]

🥀

[native bone]

turtle noises

[scenic otter]

i mean in a way it is

[viscid nymph]

This chatter remembers this stream

[ancient hound]

What'd she say? I was typing and not mentally listening

[twin vigil]

I can't believe vedal would skip the tutotrial like this smh

[scenic otter]

he created her

[simple sierra]

skipping the tutorial is a classic vedal move

[toxic moth]

classic vedal move

[fresh sphinx]

[vapid grove]

she said "skipping the tutorial is a classic vedal move"

[south stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1417555661805584384/vedal-bad_at_game.gif