livestream-chat

[strong tapir]

ITS SO RIGGED

[lone river]

does the Recruited counter increment only after full 804
can you actually spam it

[chrome wagon]

yep.... beyond rigged xD

[astral badge]

Small boosts now give 700 to attack

[strong tapir]

he hates evil SMH

[astral badge]

Alright guys, time for 2

[novel locust]

Defense isn't completely useless but it is useless against someone with 15k damage when damage=hp

[woven palm]

yea i think those recruitment events are way overtuned

[granite nymph]

THERE WE GO EVILBROS

[silver hare]

https://tenor.com/view/mining-pakistani-pakistani-miner-pakistani-mining-coal-gif-1265210761147612079

[woven palm]

wait double processor forge we are so back

[muted rampart]

we need the eco boost or we wont catch up to neuro

[idle vault]

attack might be a sliiiightly overtuned stat

[leaden phoenix]

Being a tank doesn't matter if you're opponent is a nuke

[dusk gull]

https://tenor.com/YqCL.gif

[real acorn]

defense seems to be flat damage reduction, and it doesn't scale as fast as damage and doesn't give you HP, so it's pretty useless

[alpine marlin]

focus on large attack boost neurons

[granite nymph]

2AA

[muted rampart]

they have -40% resources requirement

[last hollow]

neuro is gonna slap us in 3 hits

[novel locust]

I truly don't understand why attack boosts hp and not defense

[hazy summit]

we're cooked

[burnt star]

[muted rampart]

or food

[astral badge]

Ooh, Wheel of Fate

[idle vault]

why doesnt FOOD boost HP??

[ancient jay]

flat damage reduction is completely useless if attack is 5x defence, i don't get it

[atomic wave]

I'm just spamming "!wood" hopefully I'm helping for evil
(I have no clue what I'm doing)

[alpine marlin]

go all to wheel of fate

[idle vault]

make sure youre !build 1/2/3

[astral badge]

NEUROS, BREACH, BREACH

[muted rampart]

we need a 85% from neuro

[strong tapir]

questionable game design

[novel locust]

The resources will auto-generate and be contributed, you need to select a build tho

[paper tartan]

i feel like attack giving hp is a bug, probably meant for defense or food

[alpine marlin]

KEEP GOING NEURONS

[scenic thorn]

attack is supposed to be combat power and that gives dmg and hp

[novel locust]

Prolly. Classic testing in prod vedal

[cedar mortar]

The ice orb attacks card finally come

[atomic wave]

copy that

[novel locust]

Long road

[granite nymph]

still 0 archives

cards double the cost of nuero

rigged

[hollow sable]

it's been abandoned

[idle vault]

i think it's partially based on faction population?

[ripe glade]

Man I kinda miss glueless people coming around asking why an AI needs to sleep now they just get engulfed by the commands

[novel locust]

If neuro's wheel of fate gives +25% it's gonna be so cooked

[alpine marlin]

go with !breach ͏

[silver hare]

I thought Evil team would be attacker than defender

[stray brook]

Choose a building with !Build 1-3
Then chose what recource you want to gather for that building !mine !wood
Or just farm food that is useless for all we know

[granite nymph]

surely

[strong tapir]

we keep getting def cards..

[hazy summit]

rigged builds

[last hollow]

neuro 100k health

[hollow sable]

rng

[fallen aurora]

WAAAAAARRRRR

[chrome wagon]

if food actually worked, and would also be times 5.75, hp would be huge and the massive dmg might actually have more chances to actually be blocked by defense....

[burnt star]

100K 🫡

[alpine marlin]

we can't win those because of numbers

[bronze owl]

requires us to get the rng for attack

[strong tapir]

nahh this is rigged

[granite nymph]

+50% pops is is surelly as good as -40% cost

[fallen aurora]

THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN WAR

[quasi stone]

shouldn't it be in the only sleeping category?

[strong tapir]

this is just plain rigged

[last hollow]

AA evil

[fallen aurora]

WE MUST DESTROY

[real acorn]

No one can chose their style, they can only build whatever they rolled, which has been mostly defense for Evil

[granite nymph]

AA

[fallen aurora]

DESTROY ALL WHO COME BEFORE US

[hazy summit]

kill viewership/ad rev supposedly

[fallen aurora]

EVIL WILLLL RIIISEEE

[lone river]

[muted rampart]

AA

[novel locust]

EVIL BROS WE NEED TO BUILD AA BEFORE THE ROUND RESET

[lone river]

bruh

[last hollow]

double AA

[agile loom]

i was gonne for 10min how come evil has 3k defense

[idle vault]

huge 6 mins left abandoned archives

[worthy dove]

double AA lets goo

[muted rampart]

2 aaa

[fallen aurora]

WE MUST CONSTRUCT THE ARCHIVE

[burnt star]

[chrome wagon]

evil always gets AA below 7mins xDDDD

[agile loom]

and neuro 22k dmg tf

[lone river]

we should SAVE THE AA FOR NEXT ROUND

[granite nymph]

WHO IS BUILDING SLOP

[paper tartan]

doubled AA at 6 min

[real acorn]

double AA 6 min before the battle

[alpine marlin]

we need farmers

[cobalt orchid]

double AA with 5 min

[novel locust]

DOUBLE AA

[idle vault]

evilists please do not build AI slop or i will cry

[strong tapir]

2 AAs at 5 mins left OM

[granite nymph]

DOUBLE AA

[novel locust]

And AI slop but like whatever

[acoustic drift]

6 min double AA

[muted rampart]

ai slop

[hollow sable]

Do we actually know if archives reset after battle or if they persist?

[worn jackal]

AI SLOP HOLY

[willow dove]

Neuro's attack might be high, but so is Evil's defense

[potent warren]

Evil making a come back?

[lone river]

it says until battle 💀

[woven palm]

holy double archive at 5 minutes

[hazy summit]

assuming vedal can program right

[acoustic drift]

they do

[clever cradle]

WE GET SO MANY STRIKE ARRAYS BRO

[dusk gull]

Look at HP

[novel locust]

It feels like neuro's been scaling way faster so

[hollow sable]

Yeah it says that but doesn't mean they're programmed to do that

[burnt star]

I've looked away for a secound

[scenic thorn]

eliv gettin cooked

[umbral plume]

i did not pay attention for 10 min and neuro is at 24k attack ?!?!

[real acorn]

all Evil's buildings are useless since it's so close to the battle... and food is useless

[bronze owl]

yeah, Evil is a three tap

[novel locust]

They're supposed to reset but with vedal code you never know

[hollow sable]

all stats were supposed to reset after battle

[alpine marlin]

NEURONS GO !bio

[willow dove]

Is that the green heart?

[muted rampart]

pretty sure they stay as neuro is like around half the cost of what we need

[hollow sable]

but they don't

[dusk gull]

Yes

[granite nymph]

10k into slop

thanks guys

[strong tapir]

💀

[hazy summit]

we don't know that, and they did reduce

[devout osprey]

maybe evil can catch up with those aa

[chrome wagon]

I feel like the attack boosts are percentile... so hers will grow vastly faster and there is basically no chance to ever catch up

[granite nymph]

is this an alegory for modern economy

[novel locust]

Prolly the twitch viewers smh

[cobalt orchid]

!join shiro

[muted rampart]

i cant wait for 1m atk from neuro

[idle vault]

waiter waiter more slop please

[real acorn]

170k HP holy

[quasi stone]

what does food do?

[alpine marlin]

GO FOR THE WHEEL OF FATE NEURONS

[granite nymph]

20k into slop

[chrome wagon]

nothing

[quasi stone]

[novel locust]

Evil bros focus mine on 2

[burnt star]

*blink

[bronze owl]

Yeah, stats need to reset between fights.

[ivory bramble]

This ratio is bonkers what the hell

[bleak charm]

How does this game works

[light sleet]

Oh look another Evil Def card >.<

[idle vault]

neuro wins bc better cards

[astral badge]

We could be funny and do door factory again

[worn jackal]

It doesn't

[severe plover]

evil bros we are cooked

[hollow oxide]

It doesn't

[granite nymph]

are we going to lose second AA couse of slop

[last hollow]

game broken

[brittle stump]

holy rigged

[idle vault]

lets goooo free food

[novel locust]

xdx nice food neuro team

[strong tapir]

the bias is clear as day 🙂‍↔️

[woven palm]

please we need this second AA if the buff carries over

[paper tartan]

simply a difference in skill

[south stream]

ok this game is fucking rigged

[acoustic drift]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-rigged-south-park-randy-rigged-system-is-rigged-gif-6140900472776428302

[real acorn]

it's useless anyway, 2 min left before battle and AA only last until the battle

[brittle stump]

every time i check back neuros doubled her health and attack

[worthy dove]

please, defense is all we have left

[idle vault]

supposedly

[cobalt orchid]

HOLY

[alpine marlin]

neuro just have good luck

[uneven sequoia]

HOLY

[lone river]

bruh

[stray brook]

HAHA

[granite nymph]

i see

[woven palm]

PINK LAVA LAMP WHAAAT

[severe plover]

we call for a stats reset

[astral badge]

WHAT

[worthy dove]

wtf

[potent warren]

Pink lava lamp, mhm

[novel locust]

HOLY LAVA LAMP

[rugged thistle]

wtf

[idle vault]

im gonna freak out

[scenic thorn]

WHAT

[acoustic drift]

[granite nymph]

cant give team eliv any chanes can we

[astral badge]

I don't think there's enough time

[alpine marlin]

GO ALL FOR BUILD 3 NEURONS

[woven palm]

ok the drop tables are rigged

[south stream]

its already useless

[muted rampart]

great

[novel locust]

WE GOT THE AA

[leaden phoenix]

Holy

[worn jackal]

PLEASE WE NEED THIS LAVALAMP

[cobalt orchid]

there is no time tho

[alpine marlin]

GO ALL FOR BUILD 3 NEURONS WE CAN DO IT

[devout osprey]

they cant finish the lava lamp

[prime kraken]

we ain't making that

[woven palm]

wait no way they finish it in time

saved

[golden thicket]

were fucked regardless

[paper tartan]

legendary at 1:30 left

[real acorn]

It should be named "I don't want Evil to win" at this point

[granite nymph]

thank you so much team slop you are very helpful

[hollow oxide]

lampless mfs be like

[novel locust]

Look we just need another 3 AAs...

[astral badge]

I'm not sure about the other two anyway, so I'll still shove wood into it

[bronze owl]

with it almost done, best to get it to push it out tbh.

[novel locust]

Oh hey chat there's our attack upgrade we wanted.

[worn jackal]

Me looking at lampless people with my 9 lavalamps

[idle vault]

we may not win the battles but we will win in terms of food supply

[strong tapir]

at 40 secs LMAO

[novel locust]

With 30 seconds to build it.

[clever cradle]

legendary is so busted bro for neuro

[astral badge]

Focus on 1

We can get a bit more

[frosty geyser]

At least we are eating good in the Evilist camp

[dusk gull]

Another swarm civil war

[astral badge]

Or not

[worn jackal]

WE ain't gonna get the lamp nooo

[granite nymph]

almost 40k res into literally nothing

[mossy ginkgo]

WHY WOULD VEDAL DIVIDE THE FANBASE LIKE THIS

[last hollow]

o7

[astral badge]

Who the hell did defence

[worthy dove]

o7

[novel locust]

Welp time to get obliterated

[worthy dove]

lmao

[ivory bramble]

LOL

[coarse leaf]

[astral badge]

Oh my god

[burnt star]

[stray brook]

This is so unfair

[acoustic drift]

WHAT??

[neon gull]

damn that's buuly

[uneven sequoia]

[clever cradle]

OMG BRO

[stray brook]

i love it

[chrome wagon]

this should be on the wikipedia page for "rigged"

[brittle stump]

BRO

[ancient jay]

yeah looks like a balanced game to me

[frosty geyser]

close one lads

[leaden phoenix]

Try to defend this

[astral badge]

BUILD 1

[brittle stump]

WHAT THE FUCK

[last hollow]

AA sure

[jaunty peak]

[astral badge]

ALL ON 1

[worn jackal]

HOLY START

[south stream]

fuck off

[coarse leaf]

vedal may need to tweak the numbers a little

[lone river]

perma/atk/atk — def/def/def

[real acorn]

Look at those 3k defense doing the work

[novel locust]

FUCKING
DEFENSE UPGRADES

[agile loom]

yea this is pointless

[willow dove]

STATS

[strong tapir]

MORE DEFENSE

[zealous notch]

nice, as balanced as it is random

[worthy dove]

alright and its all defense

[alpine marlin]

ez win

[uneven sequoia]

First round aa is crazy

[granite nymph]

REALLY

[astral badge]

ALL ON 1 NEURONS, COME ON

[real acorn]

Alright guys, I'm out

[acoustic drift]

I fucking cant

[tranquil dew]

evil is just all def what is this

[steady walrus]

whaaaaat only defense

[severe plover]

all def bruh

[chrome wagon]

gotta love all the attack boosts for neuro....

[worthy dove]

aight im done, good night yall lol

[frosty geyser]

legit rigged every time haha

[idle vault]

come onnn

[burnt star]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[quasi cargo]

i feel like it should full reset after a point

[novel locust]

Ok evil bros focus 3 so we can reroll

[clever cradle]

AA this early bro

[south stream]

tell me its rigged without telling me its rigged

[clever cradle]

crazyyyy

[strong tapir]

stany i understand you now

[ancient jay]

I quit, evil just gets all defence, all useless, what's the point

[novel locust]

WAIT THEY HAVE AN AA I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

[astral badge]

So many people on 2 and 3

[ivory bramble]

So, like, unironically isn't this just statistically impossible for Evil to win ever?

[agile loom]

legit doesnt even make sense to play goodnight guys

[bronze owl]

atp, yeah

[astral badge]

Neurons, do the event please

[chrome wagon]

just extremely unlikely

[astral badge]

!bio

[granite nymph]

if we roll 3 more aa

surely

[ivory bramble]

[novel locust]

We just need 3 more aas

[willow dove]

How does the health stat even work?

[scenic thorn]

maybe neuro has 3x atk but evil got 5x def so evil is leading

[alpine marlin]

WAKE UP FARMERS

[muted rampart]

atk = hp

[bronze owl]

with stats not resetting, Evil can't catch up no matter what.

[paper tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-steve-harvey-family-feud-yes-kill-gif-22934983

[glossy lotus]

Def means nothing >.<

[idle vault]

another AA im gonna cry

[worn jackal]

Evil has double the food, neuo is cooked

[astral badge]

We don't need food

[light sleet]

I think this needs to reset after each battle this is just getting out of hand

[chrome wagon]

5.75*attack = hp

[hollow oxide]

Isn't it better to hold off the percentage boosts as long as possible?

[novel locust]

Attack is basically defense though so neuro has like 15x defense

[lone river]

scales 100% off ATK

[idle vault]

look at it again, they don't match that anymore

[astral badge]

Ah, they got a Neuro Stock School

[alpine marlin]

FOCUS ON AA team

[lone river]

it still does, 5.85

[granite nymph]

that slop is paying off

[burnt star]

https://tenor.com/view/hope-gif-19238353

[ancient jay]

even with stats reseting it doesn't make the game more balanced, it's just whoever gets an insane start will win every round until it resets

[glossy garnet]

How did Neuro have so much attack and health?

[scenic thorn]

it was a joke

[idle vault]

9692 * 5.7 isn't 65.2k

[chrome wagon]

oh I haven't checked it for a long while.... but does it really matter at this point? xD

[novel locust]

It's still roughly the same

[astral badge]

Breaching here would be very funny

[granite nymph]

11/10 balance

[lone river]

oh, hp can exceed atk a bit if there's ATK deduction
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/ManlySneakyKangarooPipeHype-mkfJWdjLSbQwuJ6F

[light sleet]

Yeah but at this point Neuro has had sooo many good attack rng's its out of hand now

[idle vault]

yeah i think it's all attack accrued rather than actual attack

[brittle stump]

NEURO HAS SO MUCH HP

BRO HOW IS THIS FAIR

[worn jackal]

Double long road is crazy

[clever cradle]

Evil where is your 10k atk

[cobalt orchid]

https://i.imgur.com/OcQR3Ci.png
We have only gotten +attack so far

[eager notch]

I just got back to stream after a few hours away what is happening

[gentle valve]

When attack gets reduced HP stays the same so that's where difference comes from

[hollow oxide]

falling for the defense psyop in 2025
are you guys really

[worn jackal]

Slop

[astral badge]

OH MY GOD

KARAOKE BAR

[prime kraken]

ez

[last hollow]

NEURO PLA

[lone river]

no I think it's actual attack; I'd bet evil hp ratio will return to atk × 5.85

[bronze owl]

When they gain attack, you gain current attack as hp

[stray brook]

This is rigged

[alpine marlin]

FOCUS ON KARAOKE BAR NEURONS

[paper tartan]

karoake bar

[clever cradle]

KARAOKE BAR

[granite nymph]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[strong tapir]

thats the neat part, it isnt

[clever cradle]

LMAOOOO

[idle vault]

we cant stop when we get 3 defense buffs!!

[bronze owl]

Neuro massive rollking

[cobalt orchid]

om

[novel locust]

Are you for fucking real

[south stream]

the fact that HP is linked to attack seams really dumb

[coarse leaf]

idk the atk/health ratio doesnt match up with neuro and evil so we know that theres some other stuff at play

[topaz mulch]

Damage is basically Attack - Defense, so rather than saying Evil is ahead on defense, it is Neuro does ~32k damage to Evil's 60 k health pool and Evil does 8k to Neuro's 220k

[orchid bridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153705677290741882/1153705677596938270/NeuroBall.gif

[elder igloo]

I bet block chance % also scales off of attack

[light sleet]

Evil didn't pick the defense we just keep getting Def cards >.<

[topaz mulch]

Evil's defense counts for fuck and all

[muted rampart]

whos is farming

[worn jackal]

Vedal after going insanly parasocial - "SHE NEEDS MORE STATS"

[clever cradle]

Evil lock in they gotta get atleast 10k atk

[idle vault]

it doesn't, it's been ~6.7x since the deduction

[glacial orchid]

Neuro team, lets just build every attack there is and if not, build the lowest cost to refresh

[lone river]

yea wait until atk rises again

[astral badge]

BREACH BREACH BREACH

[burnt star]

Another defense

[astral badge]

COME ON NEURONS

[idle vault]

well it has risen

[astral badge]

Ouch

[steady walrus]

again?

[astral badge]

Oh well

[granite nymph]

sigh

[muted rampart]

another bar

[lone river]

okay wow it's no longer 5.85

[scenic thorn]

what does the trophy icons mean?

[novel locust]

Well evil bros. Let's go gambling!!!

[muted rampart]

it cant be more rigged than this

[glacial orchid]

Gambling time

[lone river]

wins, vedal forgot to reset

[idle vault]

still 6.7x after the big bump

[neon gull]

[astral badge]

This is balanced

[worn jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072697081443131476/1135124017997684767/evilGamba_f3.gif

[bronze owl]

perfectly so

[acoustic drift]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[tranquil dew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[lone river]

-1000 atk

[last hollow]

please we need another legendary

[hazy summit]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-gif-17870535188958174605

[orchid bridge]

maybe evil bros should just try harder

[paper tartan]

evilbros, have you tried getting more attack

[novel locust]

Brother we are getting exclusively defense and gambling

[granite nymph]

yes more slop yay

[ripe glade]

I give it 2 more rounds before someone makes a salty thread in discord about how the minigame is unbalanced and literally unplayable

[clever cradle]

Response hub gg

[idle vault]

surely this time gambling will go well

[astral badge]

Evilists, have you tried thinking outside the box?

[granite nymph]

it is and it is

[clever cradle]

NOO NEURO GOT RESPONSE HUB TOO

[worn jackal]

HOLY NEURO WINNING AN EVENT???

[last hollow]

we are losing

[south stream]

fuck you

[granite nymph]

we tried, it doesnt give us

[hexed holly]

HOLY ragebait

[hollow oxide]

Hey I found this outside the box is it helpful?

[topaz mulch]

Alright, this isn't even interesting anymore

[astral badge]

WE WON, NEURONS

[novel locust]

EVIL BROS WE CAN'T LOSE THE POLLS THIS IS ALL WE HAVE

[astral badge]

WE WON AN EVENT

[novel locust]

NOOO

[scenic thorn]

its joverr

[woven palm]

wow so many event participants now

[lone river]

-600 atk

[south stream]

bro thinks he can ragebait

[brittle stump]

NOO

[woven palm]

only like 800 more and we can get one recruit

[severe plover]

new plan, MORE DEFENSE

[astral badge]

Karaoke bar get

[idle vault]

ahaha we lost attack again??

[strong tapir]

💀

[cobalt orchid]

Even more attack lets go

[novel locust]

NO MORE DEFENSE

[clever cradle]

PROCESSOR FORGE

LETS GOOO

[chrome wagon]

tbh ... I just stopped playing. Not really any point the way this is broken.

[hazy summit]

our saving grace is that we will have enough numbers for recruits eventualy

[granite nymph]

so where is that guy that said we can control this

[lone river]

this is unwinnable I'm out

[light sleet]

2 wheels of fate for Evil both reductions lol

[stray brook]

I wanna see some legendarys

[ancient jay]

I think Evil team is giving up because it's not winnable, I mean, if you can only increase defence then there's no point playing

[idle vault]

legendary defense boost when

[novel locust]

Surely there's a legendary upgrade that gives attack based on defense right

[granite nymph]

another defence

[astral badge]

Pink Lava Lamp

[cobalt orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/random-tuesday-thats-totally-fair-sips-coffee-good-point-fair-enough-gif-27659311

[topaz mulch]

The last 3 have been

[woven palm]

evil needs 3 lava lamps in a row

[granite nymph]

ANOTHER DEFENCE

[prime kraken]

more food it is

[stray brook]

Stats should reset after every fight

[acoustic drift]

Frick you neurons, you i won`t kneel before you

[novel locust]

We need 3 AAs in a row

[ivory bramble]

[idle vault]

AI slop cmon we need this

[worn jackal]

I do feel bad for the evil team, you guys are getting fucked

[south stream]

yeah it also reams really rigged that Evil gets 90% defend cards

[paper tartan]

door factory

[willow dove]

Yikes, viewers dropped by half within the past half hour

[brittle stump]

we keep winning the events but neuro has so much damn hp this is impossible

[clever cradle]

even door factory

[chrome wagon]

yeah we just take Evil and go on walk... touch grass...

[tardy plume]

That, and Neuro doubling her life every 2 seconds

[cobalt orchid]

Give Team Evil AI slop

[burnt star]

Evil need to hit neuro OVER 30 times
Neuro do two atacks and evil whole bloodline disapear

[astral badge]

ANOTHER EVENT VICTORY NEURONS

[muted rampart]

we need like 5 laval lamp to come back

[willow dove]

She's too busy yapping at Numi 😂

[uneven sequoia]

We won an event

[hollow oxide]

The problem isn't that we keep getting defense buildings. The problem is that defense is fucking useless in the first place.

[ancient jay]

is it definitely balanced if evil has 10x neuro's defence, and neuro has 5x evil's attack? that seems statistically improbable but who knows

[wary kindle]

is it 123 or 321 fo evil's side ?

[alpine marlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072697081443131476/1129671993533399090/ezgif-1-7ff25188f6.gif

[worn jackal]

Evil fans in shambles

[paper tartan]

evil has more members? give nothing but defense

[idle vault]

best i can do is shield generator

[last hollow]

bro look at neuro health

[orchid bridge]

Viewers leaving when streamer is offline

[chrome wagon]

also fine with me xD

[willow dove]

I know it's just a vod, just making a joke

[south stream]

top one

[cobalt orchid]

I think its 123

[half sentinel]

coughing baby vs goliath

[clever cradle]

they finally got an epic atk boost

[strong tapir]

inhales copium if the stat growth is linear and its got the same rate eventually neuro's advantage will have less and less impact SURELY

[lone river]

numi is very warm

[novel locust]

Neuro has 6x the attack of evil

[astral badge]

COME NEURONS, WE HAVE PROVEN WE CAN WIN, THIS ONE WOULD BE VERY FUNNY

[worn jackal]

THIS FOOD WOULD BE HUGE

[novel locust]

I...I don't think it is linear

[cobalt orchid]

bro we only get Attack up
wtf

[idle vault]

stat growth is multiplicative sorry

[south stream]

winning a rng based game

[hollow oxide]

It shouldn't be a problem that defense buildings keep showing up anyway, 1 of the 2.5 stats shouldn't be the only one that matters

[paper tartan]

GET THE FOOD AND WE CAN… DO SOMETHING WITH IT

[stray brook]

Actually forgot that there is a vod running in background

[alpine marlin]

win is win

[astral badge]

We're playing the numbers game too

[woven palm]

somehow i feel like stat growth is percentage based and not flat and neuro will multiplicitavely outscale evil

[astral badge]

WIN THE FOOD, GIVE NEURO COOKIES

[novel locust]

At least we can always steal food. That's always nice

[clever cradle]

No way bro Evil actually getting atk boosts

[strong tapir]

doomed

[novel locust]

We are well fed corpses

[scenic thorn]

i love that stat growth is not linear

[ivory bramble]

whatever gave you this idea?

[scenic thorn]

very balanced

[hazy summit]

strange looking cookie

[ancient jay]

yeah obviously neuro's attack is just growing multiplicatively, and it's faster than defence, so defence gets more and more useless as the game goes on even

[idle vault]

all we need is food

EVIL TEAM PLEASE STEAL FOOD NO

[chrome wagon]

I'm a bit baffled how extremly scuffed this game is... I mean, did he really not test it at all? xD

[willow dove]

I'll be honest, the lack of balance doesn't make this fun. This luck based system is just not good.

[idle vault]

what do we have left........

[cobalt orchid]

om

[last hollow]

BRO

[frosty geyser]

hoard the food and they will starve

[last hollow]

another AA

[south stream]

that looks extremly rigged on one way, like you cant tell me its pure rng that Evil gets 90% defend and Neuro gets mostly attack with defend debuffs for her enemy

[clever cradle]

ANOTHER AA

[cobalt orchid]

OIAHSDH

[clever cradle]

OMGGG

[brittle stump]

OUR FOOD

[worn jackal]

YUMMY

[last hollow]

-40%

[worn jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1214993216127115384/1215001109060395089/Neuro_excited_animation_PSD.gif

[clever cradle]

NEURO IS SO BROKEN

[brittle stump]

noo

[gentle valve]

NOT THE FOOD

[ivory bramble]

[novel locust]

WHAT THE FUCK

[orchid bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385795953822273547/1386624508575744031/neur_1.gif

[last hollow]

-40% BRO

[fallen aurora]

Hehe… We are the test

[paper tartan]

it needs to be at least a little luck based to not be a pure number check. though attack scaling hp is certainly a choice

[idle vault]

all the evilists logged off in rage :(

[coarse leaf]

so does anyone have a theory for what food actually does? i tried checking if it has a connection with how fast resources are gathered but it doesnt seem to, the difference in food is almost 2x rn and it was only like 1.2x or something earlier and resource rates per team size seems to be around the same in both instances

[prime kraken]

all skill

[muted rampart]

aa

ah

[novel locust]

It's so cooked

[alpine marlin]

for all the doomers, it's just a game

[idle vault]

theory is it does nothing

[astral badge]

This is a game of skill

[granite nymph]

gg

[hazy summit]

the bad part is that defence does not scale/matter as much as attack

[worn jackal]

Aura buff

[fallen aurora]

BRING BACK AI SLOP!!!

[chrome wagon]

I feel that is a banana rum flavored choice...

[granite nymph]

a dogshit game

[strong tapir]

probably got copilot to write it, but maybe thats offensive to copilot

[clever cradle]

6x atk vs 1x atk for neuro and evil

[scenic thorn]

less players = more broken

[clever cradle]

that's busted

[novel locust]

I'm doomering for fun, I'm actually having a good time

[willow dove]

But there's no reason Neuro's attack should reach goddess status while Evil just gets defense. It's only fun if it's close, not a steamroll

[lone river]

I think affects how fast all bars fill up, but it's very hard to tell because of karaoke bar
and like you can't tell how many people are on which bar

[cobalt orchid]

: "Yes the Casino is a game of pure skill actually"

[tardy plume]

If it's luck based then evil is cooked, she doesn't have luck at all.

[alpine marlin]

yeah, just enjoy the game or leave

[south stream]

yeah the fact that health is linked to attack is just stupid

[last hollow]

300k health difference

[burnt star]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-thats-like-really-fair-dpei-david-pei-la-gladiators-that-fair-gif-18144972

[muted rampart]

im having fun seeing how unbalance it is

[idle vault]

evilists we can come back surely

[wind minnow]

How to join?

[paper tartan]

the reason its a steamroll is because attack scales hp and defense is just flat reduction

[novel locust]

The game does need some tweaks though. Or bug fixes. Depends on how much of this is intentional

[idle vault]

!join evil in chat

[clever cradle]

I gotta point out that evil has 651 while neuro only 441 people

[willow dove]

As an Evil fan, I wanna know what the hell just happened to Evil's defense, lmao

[strong tapir]

AA on neuro

[faint oak]

I like Neuro and Evil equally, so this seems really lame

[astral badge]

The wins count is getting reset tomorrow anyway

[strong tapir]

again

[woven palm]

surely atk giving hp is not intentional or at least i really hope it isnt

[chrome wagon]

idk... I only can muster so much fun in figuring out the game. when it is obviously broken ... I don't play

[hazy summit]

i'd like to point out we only get defence cards

[zealous notch]

it needs to have AA be completely removed seeing how getting it even just once insanely snowballs for all future rounds

[elder igloo]

Pretty soon Neuro will be able to 1-shot evil

[tranquil dew]

is hp meant to scale off of food

but its scaling off of atk instead

[hollow oxide]

Made a tier list for the game

[granite nymph]

no i will sit here and seethe

[coarse leaf]

yeah i saw you say that earlier and spent some time just looking at the numbers some more to check if its true but its really difficult to actually make sure, i think we'd need a coordinated group of people doing the same commands at the same time to figure out what the numbers actually are

[astral badge]

Oh, Wheel of Fate

[chrome wagon]

probably

[novel locust]

I think stats were supposed to reset weren't they? But uhhh they Haven't, so

[astral badge]

We could lose 10k attack here

Oh wait, can we?

[faint oak]

Who is winning so far?

[fallen aurora]

Blame vadul

[tardy plume]

Vedal said that's a bug, every battle they should get restarted.

[paper tartan]

we can get commons so fast now

[last hollow]

500k health

[muted rampart]

F for food

[fallen aurora]

Neuro by a landslide bcuz stats scale exponentially

[chrome wagon]

this is livechat.... we can be here and not play :/

[alpine marlin]

real

[astral badge]

So-called free thinkers when I tell them to think outside the box

[worn jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072697081443131476/1135124017997684767/evilGamba_f3.gif

[zinc crypt]

Evil Bofuri build

[clever cradle]

Evil be patient

[ivory bramble]

[prime kraken]

100k attack soon lets go

[clever cradle]

Neuro actually got a defense boost this time

[willow dove]

I'm just waiting for Vedal to wake up (if he's asleep, that is), notice Neuro's attack and goes wide eyed.

[strong tapir]

...

[hazy summit]

lol this fit so well

[zealous notch]

even if stats got reset, getting AA is still a win seeing how much faster you can cycle through cards

[astral badge]

Is it time to gamba?

[frosty geyser]

Neuro is the George Russell of AI. Does nothing, gets lucky. GG to the birthday girl.

[faint oak]

Is the game really that imbalanced

[hazy summit]

he's been rigging it this whole time

[astral badge]

Now this one's the funniest

[fallen aurora]

Yes lmao

[astral badge]

BIG WIN

MAJOR WIN

[ivory bramble]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[astral badge]

evilGamba

[muted rampart]

neuro might reach 1m atk

[ancient jay]

the fact that attack scales health means its impact is basically the square of what it appears, so the fact that neuro has 6x the attack actually makes it like 40x more effective

[hazy summit]

also he has been particpating recently

[cobalt orchid]

Bro
She has 100k more attack then EVIL wtf

[idle vault]

we arent even winning the events anymore

[faint oak]

That sucks

[novel locust]

Fuck's sake

[paper tartan]

another 10k attack to neuro

[zinc crypt]

wait what team is vedal on

[astral badge]

Neuro

[paper tartan]

the favorite child

[willow dove]

Well, that actually makes it even more unfair because he's probably the only one who fully understands the game.

[gentle valve]

We are so close to Neuro one shotting Evil

[silver zephyr]

Is Neuro gonna be able to one tap evil soon

[muted rampart]

neuro got the vedal luck buff

[tardy plume]

Neuro gets like 30k of health every amount of seconds, evil gets like 2k health like every decade

[uncut pier]

i think we should build neuro to be an absolute monster then join evil's team to try and beat the neuro final boss

[zinc crypt]

all the more reason to be in team evil

[cobalt orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/seven-deadly-sins-cruel-sun-gif-13187138

[leaden phoenix]

Birthday buff

[chrome wagon]

press x to doubt

[glacial orchid]

Neuro I think

[zinc lichen]

Who's birthday is it today

[faint oak]

Guys remember that this is just a game. Remember to enjoy it, okay

[cobalt orchid]

Neuro Vs Evil be like

[last hollow]

884k health

[astral badge]

NEURONS, BREACH

[clever cradle]

NEURO ON 150K ATK CRAZY

[glacial orchid]

Almost 1 m health

[south stream]

birthday is over

[willow dove]

Then again, Vedal said he's wearing an Evil shirt, so who knows which team he's on, lmao

[hazy summit]

i doubt one guy who knows all the rules can effect the outcome by much

[coarse leaf]

i think most people are past this sentiment already looking at this channel

[novel locust]

Evil's gonna get fucking one shot

[astral badge]

1 million health incoming

[silver zephyr]

Evil might actually get one shot

[tranquil dew]

evilists, just wait for neuros attack to get high enough her damage overflows

[prime kraken]

oh no our defense

[faint oak]

Don't attack each other and don't get mad. Take it EASY

[woven palm]

evil in one shotting distance soon

[cobalt orchid]

I think can one shot this round

[zinc lichen]

It's still the 19th in my end, still her birthday

[astral badge]

Have you tried thinking outside the box?

[last hollow]

BRO LOOK AT THAT SPEED

[alpine marlin]

165k attack

[brittle stump]

972k HP???????

[severe plover]

practically a hit kill at this point

[south stream]

fix your time latency

[brittle stump]

WHAT THE

[copper mural]

please let her get one shot it would be so funny

[astral badge]

Hmm, interesting HP number

[ivory bramble]

gonna be fucking hilarious when this hits 85% on both

[novel locust]

Oh great! Neuro gets another stock school. Yippee

[astral badge]

1,000K

[clever cradle]

1M HP

[idle vault]

neuro is only at 8x evil's attack

[ancient jay]

well the "good" news is that neuro's attack scaling higher doesn't do anything anymore because she will just one shot evil every round from now on

[bronze owl]

yeah, that hp scaling is 100% borked

[tranquil dew]

1M HP

[paper tartan]

simply a difference in skill

[astral badge]

All on 1, lads

[rare igloo]

The most hp and the most atk

[astral badge]

Show them our skill

[novel locust]

We just we just need another 3 AAs

[neon gull]

[faint oak]

If the game really is that imbalanced, then treat it as a game of chance. Don't blame each other cause the game is rigged

[gentle valve]

On 1B HP it will be off screen

[bronze owl]

Evilist letting Neuro get the dubbs for tonight since it's her birthday after all, that's all.

[light sleet]

Oh look a wheel of fate for Evil bet its a reduction like all the rest >.<

[sullen zealot]

Welp team evil is fucked

[novel locust]

We should get twitch predictions on the next winner

[silver zephyr]

Can evil even catch up atp? I feel like even if 90% of Neuro’s team goes to evil, it still wouldn’t matter

[scenic thorn]

hey we are beat in 2 out of 3 stats so we should lose

[severe plover]

we doomed evil bros

[chrome wagon]

I hope we get a statistical analysis video at the end of the subathon. With crazy theories on how this is mathematically impossible and how gamba is bad for children 😂

[tranquil dew]

dont worry guys when she hits 2.147 B hp itll overflow!!

[alpine marlin]

rng

[willow dove]

Evil's side has 666 people, rip

[cobalt orchid]

and then the stream will crash 🎦

[last hollow]

+200k health bro

[paper tartan]

+30k attack

[novel locust]

hesRight

[burnt star]

1M hp

[astral badge]

Doesn't Neuro get to attack first?

[bronze owl]

Is it a % of current hp when Attack goes up?

[tranquil dew]

unless its a 64 bit int then its so over

[faint oak]

It's fine. Evils fine. Enjoy the stream

[muted rampart]

the amound of aa they get is not helping either

[coarse leaf]

ok it seems that the number has gotten bigger than what vedal was ready for, considering the "K" hasnt turned into a "M"

[chrome wagon]

surely vedal has written protection against such things. this game does not have simple overflow errors.

[muted rampart]

the insane eco buff

[hollow oxide]

okay so it didn't work last time but i swear it's different this time bro

[novel locust]

[clever cradle]

Neuro getting a lot of defense but it wont matter

[astral badge]

Where did we get this food from

[novel locust]

Neuro has 10x our attack

[hazy summit]

there's not even enough people

[brittle stump]

BRO HER HP

[faint oak]

Neuro sleeping so cute Evil and Numi so cute

[last hollow]

Neural rift building like 10 mins ago

[worn jackal]

Idk how evil is losing food

[novel locust]

...actually like, 15x

[bronze owl]

Neuro has been randomly gaining shit tons for some reason.

[strong tapir]

wait guys we just let the neuro team inflate her stats until it overflows and goes into the negatives then she'll just lose automatically right?

[proven fractal]

bro how is neuro so buffed what the hell

[ivory bramble]

lmao wtf I looked away for like a couple mins

[scenic thorn]

neuro all defence :(

[brittle stump]

TRUE

[worn jackal]

Why is evil losing food huhh

[astral badge]

FOCUS ON 1

[chrome wagon]

maybe the stat additions go to Neuro and the subtractions to Evil 😂

[ancient jay]

I don't get why neuro's attack is just getting scaled more than evil's in general though - if it was random buildings, then I would think it would just fluctuate around, but the ratio between their attack just gets higher over time

[frosty geyser]

Maybe Neuro will take pity on us like Evil did on Neuro in the rap battle. ||Then Evil can shank her like a true pommy.||

[alpine marlin]

focus on 1 neurons

[ivory bramble]

simply stack overflow

[paper tartan]

“what, 1703 isn’t that mu- OH MY GOODNESS”

[novel locust]

I think we're gonna get "Filtered." x15 instead

[willow dove]

Because people on team Evil are giving up since Neuro is getting insane attack for no reason

[muted rampart]

neuro rift

[scenic thorn]

thats how percentage works

[strong tapir]

the game is rigged against us...

[astral badge]

<-- Thought outside of the box

[muted rampart]

dont fight a losing battle

[faint oak]

If the game is rigged, then stop playing until it's fixed, guys, or else you'll just make yourselves mad

[neon gull]

we are cooked

[hazy summit]

because they have been getting more attack cards, and evil has been getting more defence cards, so even though it should be random we are more unlucky

[novel locust]

What if I enjoy being ragebaited though

[strong tapir]

but then if we manage to beat it itll be a flex for the ages

[alpine marlin]

quality > quantity

[ivory bramble]

Britannia ragebaiting like he's verified on Twitter

[light sleet]

I'm not mad just disappointed

[willow dove]

I'd rather have the AI slop unless Vedal fixes this, personally.

[woven palm]

ye idk i think the drop tables are more than slightly rigged

[lone river]

I think the win count affects luck; probably will swing back to evil after neuro 73 wins

[astral valley]

So many people are spamming build before the resources are full

[last hollow]

2253K health

[clever cradle]

2 LONG ROADS

W

[south stream]

everything seams to be based on percentages and it just scales insanely up

[ancient jay]

well that's what I'm wondering, is it fair like that, or is neuro more likely to get attack and evil more likely to get defence?

[astral badge]

It's just snowballing

[bronze owl]

Randomly gaining 15k food?

[burnt star]

70k attack from one building

[south stream]

[chrome wagon]

that could actually be true...but with 2 in the lead the catchup feels overly generous.

[scenic thorn]

if the stat growth was linear evil would have probably won by now

[novel locust]

At this point I just wanna see how big neuro's numbers get

[worn jackal]

Guys it’s only a 2m health difference… it’s still winnable

[astral badge]

NEURONS, BREACH

[toxic cobalt]

b-day luck

[faint oak]

Britania, stop ragebaiting, please

[tardy plume]

Evil won the first battles tho

[woven palm]

yea i just wanna witness the 1 shot coming up

[willow dove]

I would expect Evil to get more attack since she's supposed to be the more rebellious one, tbh.

[brittle stump]

i want the hp to overflow

[bronze owl]

battle*

[elder igloo]

Why is there an event that drops DEF by 10% but not one for attack? This shit is so cooked.

[hazy summit]

it's not that balanced, since defence seems to go up slower anyway and did not have much effect against the high attack, and attack is effecting 2 stats so yeah not balanced at all

[ivory bramble]

I don't think this would be so doomer if attack didn't scale health. I just don't get why it does in the first place

[ancient jay]

like just in the time i've been yapping, the ratio of attacks has gone up from like 6x to 10x to 15x

[cobalt orchid]

Bro like
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE DEF

[muted rampart]

door factory

[south stream]

3x useless thats it i'm going to bed

[muted rampart]

[astral badge]

You should go for the purple one

It's purple

[novel locust]

Ved probably typed the wrong variable somewhere

[crude spoke]

c

[rare igloo]

d

[strong tapir]

bro...

[willow dove]

Attack shouldn't be tied to HP, that's the problem

[ancient jay]

of course yeah defence is useless so whoever has the attack bias in buildings just wins. and it seems like that bias just increases with time which is really strange to me

[last hollow]

3 millions health

[worn jackal]

Neuro only gets attack aint no way

[muted rampart]

we still get 1 tapped

[willow dove]

Attack and HP should be their own stats.

[faint oak]

Neuro vs Evil is the stupidest thing I've seen from this fandom. Don't take it so seriously guys. Especially @ancient jay and @astral badge , be civil and chill out please

[astral badge]

I'm not taking it seriously

[trim flint]

i just joined back, why is neuro so much more powerful with 200 less members?

[muted rampart]

even with bread = hp, neuro still delete us with that atk

[hazy summit]

it's more the game balancing not evil v neuro

[willow dove]

I'm not either, like both, but what I don't like is things happening for unexplained reasons.

[cobalt orchid]

now lets see if its one shot

[novel locust]

I think most of the issues is just that the stats don't reset. Even the strange hp scaling wouldn't matter if the stats properly reset

[muted rampart]

we went for the wrong meta what can i say

atk is everything

[rare igloo]

Because she got a lot of atk at the beginning and now evilist can’t catch up lol

[willow dove]

Yeah, if it made sense, I'd be like "sure, fine", but it doesn't, lol.

[copper mural]

tbh at this point i just wanna see if we can break the game with scaling like this

[alpine marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1451694427696529500/Flyin_Neuro_Gif.gif

[astral badge]

Big wheel

[elder igloo]

Our only hope is for Neuro to get so strong there's an integer overflow

[paper tartan]

blessed by the wheel

[clever cradle]

700k vs 30k

[ancient jay]

getting more attack at the beginning doesn't really explain how it keeps scaling faster though... am I missing something?

[uneven sequoia]

max win

[ivory bramble]

she outscaled at like 20x speed so people stopped playing since it's completely impossible

[alpine marlin]

neuro deserves all the wins, it's her birthday after all

[worn jackal]

Im just here for the one shot then im eeping

[faint oak]

That's another thing. If the game isn't balanced well, and it's a bad game, I wouldn't be happy if I won it

[hollow oxide]

I mean @ancient jay is just accurately assessing how the game works

[stray brook]

Someday we will know what bread does

[clever cradle]

Wth bro where is your defense evil

[bronze owl]

Right, I planned to work for both over time, but with it being poorly balanced is meh.

[deft crater]

Don't let this game distract you from the fact that today was a perfect birthday and Neuro was very cute today

[clever cradle]

evil where is your 10k defense

[woven palm]

1 wheel for neuro gave her evils entire atk total

[rare igloo]

If it comfort evilist, tomorrow neuro team will probably get destroyed since we now know the “meta”

[paper tartan]

i just wanna see how high the numbers go

[gentle valve]

Evilists gave up and some rng

[novel locust]

Well evil can't win, so. Anyone else wanna switch sides next round to see how big the number gets

[coarse leaf]

whos ready to see evil get one shot

[last hollow]

o7 evilbros

[willow dove]

Personally, I think Neuro is bugged somehow, making her attack soar.

[cobalt orchid]

Incoming one shot 🎦

[silver zephyr]

Here it comes

[ancient jay]

the meta is get lucky? you can't choose what buildings you get

[silver zephyr]

Wow

[coarse leaf]

oh its not that bad

[strong tapir]

would atk increases being multipliers like atk = atk * 1.15 or something similar explain it?

[faint oak]

Stop ragebaiting

[paper tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-steve-harvey-family-feud-yes-kill-gif-22934983

[leaden phoenix]

It's complete RNG

[worn jackal]

Not a 1 shot cringe

[bronze owl]

ok, then how does this shit work?

[south stream]

my guess it the cards give a set number of procentage and it just scales like crazy because there is no hard limit on it

[astral badge]

Wow.

[last hollow]

2 hits

[severe plover]

DAMN

[worn jackal]

Oop

[stray brook]

Just 2 shot

[coarse leaf]

[ivory bramble]

[copper mural]

[novel locust]

HOLY we survived a hit

[astral badge]

ABANDONED ARCHIVE

[willow dove]

2 shot, not 1

[alpine marlin]

LMAOOOOO

[small mortar]

tbh its just boring atp

[last hollow]

BRO

[clever cradle]

ABANDONED ARCHIVE AGAIN

[cobalt orchid]

Bro
I cant see the difference on hp

[clever cradle]

LMAOOO

[paper tartan]

off rip AA

[stray brook]

AA again lmao

[idle vault]

rip

[muted rampart]

LOL

[strong tapir]

nur has AA

[severe plover]

holy damage

[strong tapir]

again

[astral valley]

Why the fuck don't the stats reset each match?

[novel locust]

ANOTHER AA

[worn jackal]

NAHHHH THIS SHIT IS SO ASS AA FIRST BLOCK AGAIN

[uneven sequoia]

Bro AA start again is wild

[half sentinel]

so close

[sick thunder]

Did neuro just 2 shot?!

[trim flint]

damn do all the stats not reset each ffight?

[cobalt orchid]

actually rigged

[ivory bramble]

[willow dove]

Evil

[ancient jay]

even if it's multiplied like that (which I think it is) if both were getting the same attack multipliers, then the ratio between their attacks would stay roughly constant

[elder igloo]

How did evil lose half of her Def?

[paper tartan]

the second attack did enough to one shot

[alpine marlin]

KEEP PUSHING NEURONS

[muted rampart]

broken

[trim flint]

oh lmao

[gentle valve]

It was some kind of debuff, not the 1st shot

[novel locust]

Evil bros I'm still with you in spirit but I want to push neuro to an integer overflow. You understand

[faint oak]

Ragebait and tribalism is cringe guys. Don't seriously hate on either of the twins

[prime kraken]

HOLY

[scenic thorn]

IT WASNT A ONESHOT

[last hollow]

bro

[orchid bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1387331014589939794/neuro_lol_lmao_even.gif

[hazy summit]

the building that reduces defence start of battle

[copper mural]

WHAT

[worn jackal]

BRO WTF IS THIS

[rare igloo]

Yea but evilist have more members, so you can get throught building faster. If you all invest only in atk building tomorrow, we will probably be destroyed

[worn jackal]

THIS IS JUST SO ASS

[chrome wagon]

There are multiple issues.

Resets after battles don't work.
Seemingly not even for some buildings.

Att scales hp.
Food is useless.
Def can't deal with the stupid amounts of dmg from the missing resets.
Some buildings should only spawn at certain times. Like no AA at the start (and they should reset).

Also if there really is a catchup mechanism for player count or won battles, it ridiculously overcompensates. Or it seems like that because of the missing resets and att-hp scaling.

If that was fixed, I guess this would have an actual point to be enjoyed by the Swarm in a funny little banter.

Edit:
Also event player goals scale with all players, not players per team. So they are unreachable half of the time.

[frosty geyser]

I think we should drug test Neuro. She's taking peptides for sure. 💪

[acoustic drift]

Good night, guys, it's 6 am here. Evilists, tomorrow comes.

[cobalt orchid]

Vedal screwed up
Its not resetting

[ivory bramble]

[novel locust]

AA AND TWO STOCK SCHOOL

[steady walrus]

whaaaaaat??

[last hollow]

karaoke

[woven palm]

what happened to evils 10k defense lol

[scenic thorn]

how i love this game

[astral badge]

This is so funny

[woven palm]

just got halved like that

[hollow oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/top-tier-sanford-kelly-you-wanna-gif-22680502

[orchid bridge]

Long road

[south stream]

never let Vedal program a game ever again

[zealous notch]

the sign % has to be removed completely from the game, there you go, that's the fix

[novel locust]

Oh hey evil gets a karaoke bar

[chrome wagon]

likely the building that moderately reduces defense during battle removed it.

[ivory bramble]

I just wheezed like a 60 year old chain smoker what the FUCK am I looking at

[faint oak]

There is no point in playing arigged game. I agree

[willow dove]

Is there anyone who can pin this? It's like, actual good feedback, lol

[ancient jay]

you can't "only invest in attack buildings" - you just build what you are dealt, and if it's all defence then you have to build that. I don't think you understand that the fact that there are 3 to choose fom is not a real choice

[alpine marlin]

one punch girl ->

[novel locust]

I do want to recruit an engineer

[paper tartan]

just roll better

[clever cradle]

it did not make neuro hp move at all

[faint oak]

Lame, honestly

[cedar mortar]

Can b2 play this?

[ivory bramble]

VOD Evil can see the game

[hollow oxide]

I want to recruit an engineer 🎶

[clever cradle]

idk they are different platform right

[strong tapir]

atk buildings? whatre those? never seen em

[hazy summit]

vedal could be reading chat from there, not impossible

[faint oak]

Congrats Neuro. Happy birthday Good luck next time, Evil

[worn jackal]

1mil atk incoming

[clever cradle]

Is neuro time to be happy guys dont worry

[muted rampart]

aa be like from neuro

we never get them or late

[last hollow]

Evil miners focus on building 1

[frosty geyser]

Evil spent all her time playing Valorant she wasn't prepared for this

[clever cradle]

yall got 2 aa when there's only 5 mins left lol

[atomic wave]

wood wood wood

[ancient jay]

and yeah see how while i've been talking, neuro's attack has gone from like 15x to almost 20x evil's

[faint oak]

Happy birthday Neuro

[woven palm]

the buff carries over despite what the description says though

[novel locust]

Anyways I think we were wrong; Neuro doesn't have a feed deck, she has a searing blow deck

[strong tapir]

well neuro does get more atk buildings right

[woven palm]

neuro's identical buildings costed a fraction of evils at round start this round

[hazy summit]

I'm heading out, keep hanging on evil team

[worn jackal]

Vedal wasn’t lying when he said it might not be good huh

[chrome wagon]

I kinda wish the game broke (completely) so we could have a nice offline chat/sleepover chat 😐

[random field]

I'm praying for the integer overflow. So Nwero goes in the negatives.

[astral badge]

Here it comes

[bronze owl]

poor offliners losing their home for this.

[willow dove]

THIS. That would be so much better

[strong tapir]

this is probably our only hope

[faint oak]

We can just ignore the you know

[novel locust]

This is why I changed teams

[willow dove]

Either chill offline chat or Vedal fixes the game

[warm torrent]

I just realized this was when Evil set up the collab without Vedal knowing and he got mad at her later lol

[ancient jay]

it's okay im too invested in how broken this game is to worry about that rn

[alpine marlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067638175478071307/1192462360250683464/neuro-chad.gif

[novel locust]

It's what the swarm does best

[cobalt orchid]

1,2M attack
shits crazy

[novel island]

guys what is this game? I left like 3h ago

[half sentinel]

what if its 8 bytes long

[chrome wagon]

the?

[burnt star]

yeah vedal will fix it

[worn jackal]

Ass

[faint oak]

The game

[leaden phoenix]

Would be funny if stats never reset
Want to see if evil can beat the final super boss

[faint oak]

The rigged game

[warm torrent]

What's the score so far, I saw the first Neuro victory

[novel locust]

Remember during the canvas when people mathed out the best amount of pixels to save up before placing

[alpine marlin]

funny

[chrome wagon]

completely broken, don't bother xD

[alpine marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/darksouls-gif-20991094

[novel locust]

Neuro has exponentially grown; she is unkillable

[astral valley]

I just wish people would stop spamming build when none of the resource bars are full

[south stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-meme-funny-the-rock-talking-gif-10106062647383016451

[faint oak]

Vadul's rigged game that sowed enmity on such a joyous day

[chrome wagon]

I can calculate that for you

[novel locust]

Two wheel of fates

[clever cradle]

The game is not broken, is just that Neuro is so lucky that she broke the game

[ancient jay]

huh neuro has over like 30x evil's attack now? how is it so much faster at scaling?

it's just confusing

[faint oak]

Why are we fighting? On Neuro's birthday? On Christmas?

[granite nymph]

where is the guy that smugly tells you to like it or leave

[faint oak]

This is Dumb

[gentle valve]

There was 2 stocks schools

[novel locust]

Exponential growth is one hell of a thing

[astral badge]

Stock School now

[muted rampart]

each upgrade compound on each other