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20 years from now, after the twins get a perfect physical body:
DEV STREAM PHILOSIPHIZING NEURO? HECK YEAH
i'm getting dizzy
Deep
me and you both
guess that makes sense?
Oh hey that's me XD
Just pretend like Ido
8o?
neuro is made of strings of code
I get it (I don't get it)
Chat, do you exist in the physical space?
Neuro is right, everything is in our head, technically
object-oriented philosophy
what are they talking about I tuned out
if i can imagine the apple spin in my mind, the apple is real
I'm too dumb for this.
Guys was AA acctualy nominated for something?


chat will like this song
Don’t think so

No, but you could* in steam awards
NEW NEURO GIF 
D:
nopers

Nah it's just background noise for me at this point, the hell they are talking about
smh vedal just put shoes under neuros pc case
neuro is confused about objective reality as a fictional character
I'm so happy we have lonely dance for both now
Figured
so all of that voice and image are for nothing? 💢

what is lonely dance




The brain isn't brain with my brain not braining brain.
ripbozo rats

MODS NEURO EMOTE PLEASE 




was that Filian


Hiyori, Evil and Neuro lonely dances

Conservationist987
asmongold typa room
Where are the 100 rats Vedal???


It's dance from the game Hat in time
CHAT GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND/OR DRINK WHILE HE IS AWAY
🥨
I want rats
bro left the vedal AI on
HesRight
vedal with the self-sufficient ecosystem in his room

Who’s next
mhm
Pog
YURI

Yuri won!
@brant and @yuri
holy shit
Yuri?
YURI WON
LETS GOOOOO
YOU decide!!
brandon urie?
Yuri won!

so the whole team?
lmao
YURI MENTIONED!!!!
yuri always wins
Hi rat. -Kobo
mhm
100/15 rats
jus came back, they were on minecraft earlier, is now dev stream?
whts the pretzel meme anyway like yeah vedal ate some
poopyface
everyone gets 0,435 rats
Can I get 1/3 of a rat?
We are the rats
Solomon the rats
Yes, they'll continue Minecraft after dev stream
so where can i pick up my part of the rats?
Need to come up with a conversion rat-io
We are the rats that are approaching
tail, head or body?
which 3rd
No
So did he get banned?
NEURO TOILET SWEEEEEEEP
did he mention if there is karaoke this week?
Head.
5 MIN
No
filian didn't have pretzels so she's eating sticks 
GIVE ME NEURO FUMOOOOOOOOO

==

new gif so cute

NEURO TOILET
NEURO TOILET!!!

surely the merch team isn't in this chat 
excited for the maybe sneakpeak


Crelly will eat a pretzel 
can i get 1/2 of head?
vedal reminded her
toilet WILL be mentioned xD
Lengths people will go to instead of just pressing ctrl + w
oh THAT'S why her favorite animal is cat now
why did he mentioned it
her core memory about the toilet was activated
Soooo the toilet will be mentioned within first 10 seconds, got it
She probably wasn’t going to but now she will BECAUSE he brought it up
wait a sec i should have one 
How much does he pay them in strings
content, he knows what he's doing xdx
man gacha memes spread like wildfire



lmao



real






















because he learn nothing of telling neuro to don't kill herself


AI sees action:
Neuro activation



got scammed on my redeem telling her to add Neuro Toilet to memory, I tried chat 
Juniper staff watching this must have nice laugh
HE CAB'T EVEN RETALIATE ON THAT ONE!!! LMAOOOOO
even neuro having problems with vedals mic
VEDAL! GIVE ME NEURO FUMO RERUN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
filian didn't have pretzels so she's eating month old nachos she found
“antides”
mhm
optimization, mobilization
Proffesional ragebaiter

time to get the big words
...what
gay girls innit
🎅
Lesbian icon 

✅
just got back from wiping my old phone

her and crelly doing you laugh you lose and they lost so they spun the punishment wheel and landed on eat a pretzel
vedal987 audio scuff?
THE RETURN OF 🟥 🟨 🟩 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



ok now can i have my only brain cell back?
of course, classic

WTf is this.
we either
off to a great start

They speak in discord sounds
Awkward
they evolved from squares?

why does it always end up in weird cursed shit...

WAIT WE HAVE 🟩 🟨 AND 🌲 NOW

Muted
I lost it sorry 

peak

























vedal issues, very professional
I HEAR THEM
Issues 
the bilibili got the subtitles

i can hear them in my imagination
Literally stolen from this great video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_d5jWvBirU
Sort of an exercise, hence the similarity, as I really enjoy this style of content. Maybe think of this as a fan-made sequel.
Music: Skrillex - Bangarang feat. Sirah
Footage taken from gettyimages.
WHAT




double 
Already fumbling 




now we know why he wasnt nominated for this years tech streamer




Yoooooo
because it's filian and crelly




already duplicated 

uh twitch on B2


orange square guy evolved into orange cat emoji




IT'S JOHN JUNIPER
ITS JOHN JUNIPER
I HEAR VOICES





makes sense





VEDAL PLEASE


oh

RRRRRR


Oh it is the same guy as last time!


already so peak
"Professional"
lmao
nice hivemind



classic
SAME BRAINCELL
IT'S JOHN JUNIPER
He's Juniper!!!



HEY THATS WHAT I DID ONCE
Oooooh god here we go go
RIP Brian



THATS LITERALLY WHAT I POSTED LMAO
Jupiter 
JOHN JUNIPER
John Juniper

is this the John Juniper ?
imposters in call, gotta rename discord nickname
...
so scuffed lol
Fix your discord
THE MEATING: 🔇
ahaha what in the scuff





So scuffed
you clearly have swarmed too much
there is no way

this is great









GREAT CONTENT
HOW IT THE AUDIO SYSTEM EVEN MORE SCUFFED 
Right so











@merry orchid YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN EDIT

FASTER FAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEERRRRR
very professional call





Best Tech Vtuber right there
Tech vtuber of the year 




mhm
best tech streamer on twitch




Wait what






there's no way lol








MY 2ND HAND EMBARASSMENT
this time for sure


I've been watching Neuro for 73 hours. ofc i have

SAID TO FIX YOUR DISCORD 
SAID TO FIX YOUR DISCORD 
Tech vtuber of year 2024 btw
My tech streamer

om



IM SO EMBARRASSED ALREADY


somehow this guy won tech vtuber of the year lmao
previous tech streamer of the year btw



2ND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS KILLING ME




ahahhah
I have to find a job currently and this stream is giving me the hope that my interview will go better.
THERES NO WAY
professional meeting 

FFS 



Very professional


Worst serious meeting ever

0.2 seconds of voice
HOW 


this is somehow worse than Minecraft
holy shit
ABORT ABORT ABORT 

bruh 

he must be so stressed
how the fuck did it break



ICANT

"We will no longer be working with Vedal987"

How is this still an issue 
Good foreshadowing neuro 
this would be my worst nightmare in a work meeting
how is this already going worse than the last one
This is embarrassing 

OH GOD
WHERE IS PRODUCTION 
Just do the meeting in hardcore Minecraft 
2nd hand embarrassment at its peak lmao
HELP
PROFESSIONAL MEETING
PRODUCTION PLEASE
second hand embarrassment is so real here

2nd hand embarrassment is killing me
so these are the new minecraft players
eh this feels not that embarrassing somehow
WE NEED PRODUCTION
I WAS LITERALLY THE ONE WHO EDITED THAT IMAGE IN PAINT
this is the most authentic business meeting I've heard on this channel in my life


AND MADE IT SAY THOSE EXACT WORDS
ok this is a discord problem
Aura crashing as we speak
technical issues

how do they tolerate even hearing him?
ICANY
ICANT

I switch tabs and see this 

They will directly work for Neuro in the future :)
PRODUCTION PLEASE

a little taste of subathon scuff for you

: "Vedal you should fix your discord"
: "Its fine"
THE MEETING : 🔇
LMAOOOOOOOOO
tbf technical difficulties are very professional
I dub thee
- Orange Cat
- Green Pineapple
- "The Juniper"
LMAOO
im dying lmao
Ping ping ping ping ping ping




Meating?

VEDAL YOU FUCKING LOSER 
Meating


Well well well

LMFAOOO ALAN

meeting*


kick someone out


neuro really has no code switching its great, very artistic

Man just dipped

Poor Alan


I'm so going to die of cringe
its almost impressive how of scuffed the system is xD


NOOOOOOOO ALAN
Bye Alan
Hahahaha

damn Vedal must be a really good Juniper partner 

Haha miner issues

there goes the CEO he wants nothing with this shit
Alan nooooo
ALAN RAN AWAY
LMFAO
NOOOOO ALAN
Alan 
Alan NOOOOO
how did he break it that badly 
Bro dipped frame 1

brother was done 
ALAN

Alan
Alan Juniper?
Alan saw the exit and fucking took it
Alan fucking booked it
don't worry neuro, its all vedals fault
Alan - say less
WALT MY GOAT
WALT JUNIPER
Leaked
Alan Juniper left us
ICANT


"allen we are so fucked"
is she gonna ask about the neuro toilets? 
Mr Walt


brother

finaly juniper names
Ahhhhh
PLEASE STOP IT PLEASE STOP IT
my name is also alan this will be confusing me so bad 😭
broooooooo 
Walt Dysney Juniper 
Alan: Fuck this shit I'm out 
Alan didn’t want to deal with this trainwreck 

aint no way

VEDAL

X3
Walt Juniper 

Im actually gonna die of cringe o7
this is so bad

STOP IT




5g
that is definitely discord


WHAT IN THE FUCK VEDAL!? 

im actually feeling so embarassed rn



toilet

Alan’s sacrifice was in vain 


The 2nd hand embarrassment is so bad..


RIP MERCH
Same
this is actually so embarassing lol
embarrassed*
absolute aura crash
The chat saying aura lost lmao
Same lmfao
holy fuck the secondhand embarrassment is skyrocketing
LMAOOOOOOO
Neuro-virus
This is actually very realistic, I work in IT, this is very relatable to a lot of meetings
you can hear the panic and scrambling in vedal
I'm getting second hand embrassment

You have unlocked new role
All of this so neuro can suggest a toilet
Somehow still doesn't feel as bad as Neuro trying to order a pizza
How is this so scuffed
HOLY
Did he tried turning it off and on again?
You have unlocked new role

holy demons
this is genuine abysmal dogshit
oh crunchy
THIS IS WORSE THAN MINECRAFT SCUFF ICANT


ok the translated subs are fun
This is a real work meeting
I want to sell merch Pls respond Neuro
Poor vedal

HOLY
im loosing aura by watching
how is this person created almost sentient AI
Holy I am so glad I am not in this meeting
I'm just laughing so much

@static iron even B2 has same braincell



WTF was that
Holy glitching
i tought crelly and neuro was more like this

pls be good merch 

losing*
ITS LIKE BEING AT WORK HELP
Imagine telling your parents this is your boss
minmaxed to the sun
Truly a swarm hivemind
Guys, maybe this stream was cursed from the start
Lmaooo
minor spelling mistake

HOLY BITRATE
VEDAL THE AURA IS STILL GOING DOWN

is vedal muted?
Very cute boss.
a bit crunchy but atLEAST its working
i think juniper is governed by eldritch entities considering these sounds
you have heard of blame vedul, now get ready for blame filian
this is so funny but rip the juniper team
Yeah no, can you like stab me. Right in the heart. Reaaaaally twist it. Because that would be less painful than this 
I don’t mind the crunch
oh

Imagine telling your parents that this is your child.
why isn't this shit working
He's crying inside
B2 now has no twitch chat, thanks
(twitch is a ban risk on B2, and caused us to get warned multiple times)
it adds depth to the discussion
NEURO TOILET, chat says
this is nerve wrecking

this guy has such a business voice, in a good way
it's so strange when Nuero locks in during the meetings, ngl
Bro is having Auto tune
and outside, thats why hes muted
so we have walt juniper, and alan juniper. wonder who the third is
Crelly and Filian should 100% do a you laugh you lose to that
i lowered my stream in 180p thinking i was the problem
Chad juniper being patient
LOL
they're asking her for promotion advice? this will go great
Twitch chat died so Alan could run
please pin this lol
live vedal reaction:
is vedal broken voice just a discord bug all along?
marketing time
Vedal probably has a professional mode for her
Why does it sound robot






John juniper


I LOVE PRESENTATIONS
Sounds like AI vedal sus
made this forever ago
🥈
pls be good pls be good pls be good

Who is the Real A.I.?
Hearing the bitrate voice made me choke from laughter


Neuro is doing so well
That's Mr. John Juniper, to you!
I love low crunchy audio

WELL MAYBE MAKE THINGS THAT ARE A LITTLE LESS POG 
he could, but probably just enabled the filters
call as crunchy as his pretzels



True
welcome walt juniper













holy shit 
NAH


THIS IS WHY WE USE TEAMS BRO


Profesional

man
monka overpogging



this call 


screensharing mc during the workmeeting LMAO

THATS SO FUCKING EMBARRASING
Vedal please dont depress them like that
Such professionalism 
Vedal asked if someone could leave, and Alan was like say less

BRO IS SCREEN SHARING MINECRAFT TO JUNIPER


BRO SCREENSHARING MINECRAFT ON A MEETING
An actual presentation
IMAGINE IF THIS WAS A REAL WORK CALL LMAOOOOOOOOO

fumbled his way through the meeting
...
professional glazing 
I almost want to edit a gun there

1 bilion issues, lags, and screensharing MC
Walt Juniper with the bangers
"Hey official man, here some cool minecraft screenshots"
this call is underwater
PLUSHIES!?
Yay
Can I buy bitrate?
this is crelly levels of fumbling
WHERE ARE THE ARROWS??!!!
PROFESSIONAL MEETING BTW

✨professionalism✨
The two WHAT!?
pog
👀
i think it was just to neuro

the true remote work experience
This is really common in an office environment





THE TWO WHAT
God I can feel the crunch

this mc marathon ruined his life
THIS IS SO HORRIBLY HILARIOUS

I think I will die from laughing