He has glasses now... /j
#livestream-chat
polar bough
tardy halo
He already walked past mountain clue if you're talking about it.
rancid eagle
the 6th down?
jaunty peak
harsh mica
okay ive witnessed it now what
ancient hound
atomic bluff
Even if there were obvious arrows and signs giving him an answer, he would still miss it 
peak dawn
harsh mica
SHE REMEMBERS
timber ice
This fuckin guy
silver spire
guess that was written on the receipt i got last week in the store so it must be right
remote talon
The tree..
atomic bluff
Vedal 
silver spire
mods what does that mean?
glacial acorn
remote talon
Quick pin this
molten vessel
<:thonk:602047082064510986> guess that was written on the receipt i got last wee...
Thankfully the tires were underinflated from the angle of the water dispenser
timber ice
vanor pin that
south stream
polar bough
1 2 3 4 5 .... 8
warped hawk
She gave him the answer and he still won't get it.
vapid mountain
peak ragebait
tulip venture
jaunty peak
silver spire
noway
rotund mantle
vestal yew
timber ice
Fucking phew
molten vessel
fresh sphinx
brisk nacelle
pearl relic
the pins are loaned, they're unpinned after stream
terse mango
vanorsigma pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. 
compact sapphire
peak dawn
polar bough
And then he forgets few seconds later
remote talon
I love how the chat isn't enjoying the stream they're tuned into [xdx](https://c...
Unenjoyable gameplay 💔
silver spire
who would have thought thinking about the puzzle leads to solving it
rancid eagle
📌
south stream
vanorsigma pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages
timber ice
Damn thats craaaaaazy
warped hawk
vestal yew
rotund mantle
polar bough
jaunty peak
zinc thunder
Evil's cuteness is the only thing saving this playthrough
timber ice
eternal plover
tawdry path
I feel like we knew that one evil
novel island
fresh sphinx
pastel wharf
fervent aspen
merry heath
calm ferry
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1422285533392011367/vedal-bad_at_game.gif
novel locust
IGN987
twin vigil
he definitely plays like one tho
dull peak
C
silver spire
5 bucks it takes him 10 mins+ to figure out ||each solution of this panel is a different element||
dreamy trellis
That’s the worst thing she has ever said to him
atomic bluff
valid void
Evil's cuteness is the only thing saving this playthrough
She is so so sweet and lovely
rotund mantle
tame sun
silver spire
nooooo
valid void
I'm turning parasocial again
timber ice
5 bucks it takes him 10 mins+ to figure out ||each solution of this panel is a d...
I'll be taking 5 bucks
split swift
ooohh thats clever
south stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415890542080032788/1417555661805584384/vedal-bad_at_game.gif
remote talon
<:ICANT:1093292528066904195>
Loss
rotund mantle
cant wait to send this one to a friend whos stuck in a puzzle or something 
polar bough
I'm turning parasocial again
She's.. Not real?!
silver spire
I'll be taking 5 bucks
would gift you a sub if i could xD
peak dawn
Guys I think I might pay more attention to Cerber's live2d debut in like 10 mins
south stream
cant wait to send this one to a friend whos stuck in a puzzle or something <:LUL...
bruh thats so mean, i love it
peak dawn
This is cooked
remote talon
Guys I think I might pay more attention to Cerber's live2d debut in like 10 mins
Valid
Ts is so 💔
silver spire
don't even remember what the third solution was
cobalt iron
turbid drift
i wonder how long it takes until he walks out through the hole in the wall
fresh sphinx
polar bough
Ribbongirl987 mention
atomic bluff
He got ribbon PINNED
warped hawk
I like ribbons
sullen zealot
Logic?
silver spire
oh yeah branches from the window, thats gonna take a while
rancid eagle
is the middle a start?
sullen zealot
lime galleon
is the middle a start?
that's my thought
turbid drift
solution
polar bough
Woall
ancient hound
that's my thought
Has to be, the edges are curved between the lines coming in, they don't just meet up.
atomic bluff
oh yeah branches from the window, thats gonna take a while
VEDAL IS READING DISCORD CHAT!?
silver spire
why everytime i complain he gets it
tulip venture
<:neuroMad:1087519743533121586> why everytime i complain he gets it
complain more
atomic bluff
@tulip venture check vedals pc
remote talon
<:neuroMad:1087519743533121586> why everytime i complain he gets it
Complain more 🙏
south stream
twin vigil
fresh sphinx
silver spire
complain more
will do the more late it gets
jaunty peak
molten vessel
complain more
The NN strat works 
ancient hound
VEDAL IS READING DISCORD CHAT!?
Wait, Vedal can read?? I thought that's why his archive was abandoned, books are useless to him.
valid bear
📱
edgy dock
Why is an AI responding with a one word answer always so funny?
quaint sky
He got it
eager skiff
<:neuroMad:1087519743533121586> why everytime i complain he gets it
And they say NN is worthless, complaining clearly works
rotund mantle
remote talon
Wait he's cooking???
silver spire
whats his issue now, doesn't see the start in the center?
hollow talon
?
south stream
Wait he's cooking???
no
hollow talon
oh ok
valid bear
Soundclip gold mine
silver spire
the wire
white shadow
Fun fact about this one: it has multiple solutions
zinc thunder
:Am I realy that dumb?
: Yes
So based
fervent aspen
rancid eagle
wire mvp
polar bough
silver spire
wire secret mvp of the stream
peak dawn
quaint sky
This fucking wire
sullen zealot
He’s gotta get his wire out?
split swift
the wire truly was truly the solution
cobalt iron
sour slate
eternal plover
wire is so peak 
silver spire
mhm anti entropy wire
polar bough
Vedal the kind of to unironically use a pager in 2025
cobalt iron
fickle crater
wire is back
timber ice
This fucking wire better be credited at the end of the stream
remote talon
This fucking wire better be credited at the end of the stream
Saviour of the stream ong
polar bough
Wiresama987
remote talon
New twin just dropped
molten vessel
ancient hound
"My wire" - Tony's new nickname
jaunty peak
silver spire
This fucking wire better be credited at the end of the stream
at this rate add it to the abandoned archive credits
quaint sky
This fucking wire better be credited at the end of the stream
Yeah, in about 5 hours lol
vestal yew
polar bough
Imagine his "wire" was discord
silver spire
sharp portal
remote talon
Alright chat how long do we think this stream is lasting
split swift
she loves her dad
astral badge
What if I just slept now
split swift
What if I just slept now
then youd be asleep
astral badge
This stream is starting to make me want to lie down
sharp portal
she loves her dad
Yes yes she does
silver spire
What if I just slept now
then i would wish you a good rest
tame sun
Alright chat how long do we think this stream is lasting
5 more minutes and he is done
sullen zealot
Imagine his "wire" was discord
No need to imagine
timber ice
HE FUCKIN DID IT WOOOOOOO
novel locust
Holy witnessing
cobalt iron
lime galleon
I can't wait till he has to watch the super long movie in the end or wherever it was
deep eagle
This stream is starting to make me want to lie down
I'm just playing Ghostwire while I listen to it
silver spire
just go to the mountain after
jaunty peak
fresh sphinx
eternal plover
silver osprey
What if I just slept now
See you tomorrow 5 puzzles from now
molten vessel
vestal yew
silver spire
calm ferry
warped hawk
full stirrup
zinc thunder
Evil is being very sweet and supportive tbh.
To bad turtle brain just won't register what she is saying to him
tawdry path
theres no way he looked up and STILL didn't see it
silver spire
the thing? what does he mean?
leaden girder
Does someone know how much Game there is left?
Is there even a change he gets it done today?
novel locust
Chat don't spam glueless if he sees it he's gonna go look for more and I want to be free
silver spire
oh the map
harsh mica
walks at a normal speed
"little time-skip there"
orchid fiber
did he actually do every area or did he miss any?
fickle crater
he did the pyramid?
remote talon
Does someone know how much Game there is left?
Is there even a change he gets it...
9% chance he actually finishes today
trim dragon
it feels weird when vedal isnt on someones head
silver spire
Does someone know how much Game there is left?
Is there even a change he gets it...
realistically? the mountain is doable in like 1-3 hours i would say
remote talon
Unless he streams for like 15 hours
timber ice
Ok, here we go
lime galleon
||wasn't there a super long movie under where all the lasers connect?||
rotund mantle
cobalt iron
Does someone know how much Game there is left?
Is there even a change he gets it...
a change
timber ice
jaunty peak
fresh sphinx
vestal yew
sullen zealot
Unless he streams for like 15 hours
He said he’s not ending stream until he beats it
novel locust
Freedom
zinc thunder
trim dragon
eternal plover
sand bolt
pull the liver
leaden girder
9% chance he actually finishes today
split swift
bros technically only halfway done sinc ehe hasnt done any of the enviromental puzzles
hidden turtle
he's missing one isn't he
fresh sphinx
quaint sky
I wish I had his confidence
remote talon
He said he’s not ending stream until he beats it
Yeah ts gonna go on for another 15 hours 🥀
potent warren
Wait what
sullen zealot
Yeah ts gonna go on for another 15 hours 🥀
Yep
cobalt iron
fresh sphinx
lime galleon
bros technically only halfway done sinc ehe hasnt done any of the enviromental p...
oh right there's puzzles on the island itself
potent warren
Pregamed?
ancient hound
"How easy the puzzles are to me."
silver spire
||wasn't there a super long movie under where all the lasers connect?||
||if you get all laser you can unlock the harder bonus area with the challenge area, which has a recoding as the rewards which is a pretty cool movie||
silver osprey
Poor guy he'll finish this game and have to play Minecraft Hardcore the next day
dapper orbit
he had bird puzzles cuz his alarm was ringing CINEMA
silver spire
does he see it?
iron silo
silver spire
orchid fiber
please please
tawdry path
bro
split swift
hes not figuring it out
remote talon
Uh-huh
south stream
PLEASE
compact sapphire
vestal yew
potent warren
fresh sphinx
eternal plover
quiet owl
Unlucky timing
flint vapor
There's no way he didn't see that puzzle
silver spire
tho it would be kinda amazing if he does the ending without seeing any env puzzles xD
flat onyx
Has he even solved a single environmental puzzle yet?
onyx peak
vedal gameplay:
flint vapor
Has he even solved a single environmental puzzle yet?
Not a single one
remote talon
Unlucky timing
Finally watched Neuro and it's a Witness stream 💔
potent warren
silver spire
the mountaintop puzzle kinda one of the hardest ones ngl
granite sedge
He's missing something isint he
golden barn
I don't think he connects that even enviorment is puzzle by interaction
flat onyx
Not a single one
That's crazy
brisk nacelle
split swift
he hasnt done any of the envirmental puzzles so
silver spire
that puzzle is like super perspective puzzle
brisk nacelle
twin vigil
3 hrs
fresh sphinx
split swift
this technically is also one
vestal yew
turbid drift
black under the shoe i think he is missing
pearl relic
remote talon
🔥
vapid elm
clickbait
tame sun
Who could have guessed?
remote talon
This is gonna be the longest Vedal stream ever
warped hawk
VANOR OMG
burnt star
https://tenor.com/view/uganda-knuckles-meme-do-you-know-the-way-knuckles-wae-gif-5971224733590055782
dreamy trellis
Have you checked the ship logs
split swift
@tulip venture can you pin this for me
i cant do it, so pat yourself on the back
valid bear
Surely he didn't actually believe that
mortal lark
Stream is nearly 1/3rd finished guys
heavy jetty
vanor x pins is my otp
oak gazelle
Oh god we are at this puzzle good luck tutel
cobalt iron
MY GOD
atomic bluff
bros technically only halfway done sinc ehe hasnt done any of the enviromental p...
How Do I know How Many Puzzles I've Solved in The Witness?
To see how many puzzles you've solved in The Witness, bring up the pause menu and click Load Game. You should see a number next to your current save. Depending on your progress, you may even see two or three numbers.
Here's the number that a 100% game file should have, as far as current players are aware of:
523 +135 +6
The first number represents puzzles solved, the second number represents environmental puzzles completed, and the third number represents obelisks completed by finding all the associated environmental puzzles.
tulip venture
tranquil dew
vanor is having so much fun with pins today
astral badge
3 hours and it's not over
hasty notch
3 hours 
tulip venture
ego pin 
sullen zealot
https://tenor.com/view/uganda-knuckles-meme-do-you-know-the-way-knuckles-wae-gif...
No I don’t know da wae 
remote talon
Stream is nearly 1/3rd finished guys
9 hour witness stream 🔥
pure wind
I am crashing out
zinc thunder
Stream might finnaly be over just in time for Neuro's birthday
silver spire
if he locks in its doable in 2 hours (assuming this one doesn't take 2 hours on its own)
graceful flicker
Oh no I just returned to the stream but it's been 3 hours already so it has already ended oh nooooo.....
pure wind
He is missing the river AGAIN
feral hare
It sounds to me that what vedal needs is...
rancid eagle
if he wouldnt do the last box(es?) and no enviromental puzzles, could he finish the game and if yes how many puzzles would there be left?
devout zodiac
naaah he aint finishing this today
harsh mica
It sounds to me that what vedal needs is...
actually banger game with camilla holy
compact sapphire
Bro aint gonna funish this before hardcore minecraft
cobalt iron
what is he even trying to do
split swift
i told you guys it would take 2-4 more sessions for a reason
tribal stirrup
guys, how close is he actually to finishing the game?
south stream
naaah he aint finishing this today
or any time
glacial acorn
counting the 10 minutes of stream starting SMH
heavy jetty
It sounds to me that what vedal needs is...
peak game
silver spire
if he wouldnt do the last box(es?) and no enviromental puzzles, could he finish ...
like ~25 i think?
wanton leaf
It sounds to me that what vedal needs is...
vedal and cami need to play this
remote talon
i told you guys it would take 2-4 more sessions for a reason <:neurOMEGALUL:1097...
No no you see he'll stream for another 10 hours at least
To finish
rancid eagle
like ~25 i think?
yeah ok, for sure 2 more sessions at least
quasi stone
i told you guys it would take 2-4 more sessions for a reason <:neurOMEGALUL:1097...
i dont think anyone was doubting LULE
split swift
No no you see he'll stream for another 10 hours at least
so 2 sessions then
cobalt iron
oak gazelle
if he wouldnt do the last box(es?) and no enviromental puzzles, could he finish ...
The very last puzzle is fucked tho
warped hawk
i told you guys it would take 2-4 more sessions for a reason <:neurOMEGALUL:1097...
Heir knows all about all the games.
pure wind
Now that he has failed at the River again what hope is there
cobalt iron
<:neuro7:1129322212265050204> https://www.ign.com/wikis/the-witness/Easy_to_Miss...
ok but can't you get to the end without doing 100%?
eager skiff
This wire guy seems pretty cool, more helpful than Evil ngl
silver spire
this puzzle alone is gonna take him 2 hours i feel xD
atomic bluff
ok but can't you get to the end without doing 100%?
Yes!
hasty notch
i told you guys it would take 2-4 more sessions for a reason <:neurOMEGALUL:1097...
Content for subathon
jovial dome
ah cool, vedal is almost done with the tutorial.
valid bear
guys, how close is he actually to finishing the game?
Not very close
cobalt iron
atomic bluff
100% is not required
tawdry path
This wire guy seems pretty cool, more helpful than Evil ngl
the 30 in this picture wasn't meant for the day, but the amount of hours the stream would be live 
tardy halo
i told you guys it would take 2-4 more sessions for a reason <:neurOMEGALUL:1097...
Yes, and that's without all the obelisks.
pearl relic
yoo vedal987_es
tribal stirrup
Not very close
I just read that he's halfway through supposedly
He's def not finishing the game today
pure wind
It's been a long time since I played the witness, what was the thing that was unlocked once you get the last beam? Wasn't it opening the box in the statue
rancid eagle
wait wasnt it solvable from this angle
cobalt iron
ok but really, ||how long does he have left to reach the end||
silver spire
yoo vedal987_es
the inuke6000
silk surge
yoo vedal987_es
fake channel
zinc thunder
It would probably be faster to develop Evil's ability to play games so she can finish this herself then for him to beat it
valid sinew
pure wind
ok but really, ||how long does he have left to reach the end||
If we ignore all the environmental puzzles then he just has the mountain left
peak dawn
Wha
jade wharf
Would he even get into the mountain today
cobalt iron
new noise @rotund mantle
pure wind
The mountain is not that long
hazy summit
fake channel<a:Aware:1061374234158448700>
it's official
mossy obsidian
ancient hound
Content for subathon <:ICANT:1093292528066904195>
Not gonna lie, it'd be so fucking funny if he brought back where they left off on The Long Drive from last year for the Subathon
fervent aspen
It would probably be faster to develop Evil's ability to play games so she can ...
Evil would pull some insane ragebait with this game
timber ice
If we ignore all the environmental puzzles then he just has the mountain left
Good but... does he need to know how to have done those puzzles for the mountain?
silver osprey
yoinyoinyoinyoin
cobalt iron
WHAT IS BRO EVEN TRYING TO DO
rotund mantle
imma need a name
silver spire
ok but really, ||how long does he have left to reach the end||
well the current one is one of the more tricky ones of the final ones, assuming vedal doesn't randomly reset his brain. so i would say like 2-3 hours without this puzzle
cobalt iron
tawdry path
remote talon
💔
peak dawn
imma need a name <:LULE:888968000609353789>
Plane
pure wind
Good but... does he need to know how to have done those puzzles for the mountain...
Yeah the only area he skipped is the Autumn forest. And that is just shadow puzzles
sullen zealot
imma need a name <:LULE:888968000609353789>
Vedal Tweaking again
cobalt iron
atomic bluff
There are 6 videos 
When all 11 main areas are done, you'll want to make sure you have all the bunkers open and the video pattern input into the Theater under the Windmill. There are six videos, meaning six bunkers, meaning six clams in the lake.
lime galleon
🤔
quiet owl
imma need a name <:LULE:888968000609353789>
hngueheuehehe?
potent warren
Around 10 minute long monologue o7
rotund mantle
hngueheuehehe?
perfect
fresh sphinx
rancid eagle
????????????
remote talon
This mf got dialogue????
novel island
vestal yew
silver spire
What's that name anyway
scared?
warped hawk
???
cobalt iron
rancid eagle
times now
fresh sphinx
peak dawn
pure wind
What I want is for him just to do the river because it is very obvious
rotund mantle
timber ice
BUH AS A CALIFORNIAN, LA IS NOT FRIENDLY
silver spire
its solved no
there is a black square there too
ancient hound
"friendly things" - "Los Angeles"
astral badge
There's home
rancid eagle
there is a black square there too
ooooh
astral badge
Yeah, that's... home
uneven nova
I don't knew if he solved this because I rewound the stream to screenshot but is this a solution?
split swift
yooo new orleans mention
astral badge
Yeah, that's definitely home
south stream
cobalt iron
valid void
Florida
lime galleon
I can hear Joseph Anderson groaning
tardy halo
Disco elysium shiver dialogue.
warped hawk
I'm so confused. Lmao
silver spire
I don't knew if he solved this because I rewound the stream to screenshot but is...
nope you are mixing those
spare forge
What is going on
valid void
I don't identify with America, woman
ancient hound
https://tenor.com/view/ncr-fallout-california-republic-wavy-flag-gif-12304240
The Two Headed Turtle
tranquil dew
i left for a bit and came back to whatever this dialogue is
quiet owl
I don't knew if he solved this because I rewound the stream to screenshot but is...
to be honest ive got no idea about the rules it just looks like vedal brute forces everything and I dont know how to do it correctly
astral badge
What is this rubbish?
twin vigil
lol what is this NN rambling
light compass
I like how evil is actually silent
quiet owl
But it looks okay 
devout zodiac
V1 Neuro made more sense than this lore
pure wind
You have to solve it 3 times if I remember correctly
fresh sphinx
candid quarry
peak dawn
Shaoji ahh dialogue
timber ice
Most deep NN ranter
cobalt iron
brisk nacelle
Game lost it too
feral hare
The Two Headed Turtle
the two headed tutel vs the...What animal...Imp?
lime galleon
after this he has to play the parody one
spare forge
What the fuck is going on
valid void
Oh fuck her
pure wind
The creator of this game is a troll
ancient hound
The vibes have gone south real fast.
marble glade
even evil is bored
thick blade
can someone explain what all this means
heavy jetty
astral badge
This is shit
gray prism
>>> How Do I know How Many Puzzles I've Solved in The Witness?
To see how many p...
Overly convoluted.
tame sun
This stream alone put the 
emoji to quick access
cobalt iron
feral hare
granite sedge
This feels longer than neuros chicken nugget recipe
calm bane
can someone explain what all this means
you are the witness
novel locust
My brain cells are deterriorating
turbid drift
one solution
vapid elm
this is so deep
uneven nova
nope you are mixing those
I see my error. Here's the solution (I think):
twin vigil
not even evil yaps this much
lime galleon
cobalt iron
silver spire
its some random big words yapping
fervent aspen
Dam bro thats crazy 
vapid elm
pog christmas
astral badge
Yes, yes, we get it, the universe is huge, nothing matters, yada yada
remote talon
<a:MyHonestReaction:1403035428541694075> this is so deep
Ts deeper than the Mariana Trench
valid void
My brain cells are deterriorating
This game is so unforgivably libbed up
cobalt iron
harsh mica
listening to this made me forget i was watching a stream
fresh sphinx
ancient hound
warped hawk
This is just Neuro/Evil yapping during chill streams.
silver spire
I see my error. Here's the solution (I think):
yep looks good 1/3
spare forge
terse mango
pastel wharf
valid bear
Tutel sounds happy
fervent aspen
ivory bramble
This game sucks so fucking much it's unreal. I love you all chat.
vestal yew
timber ice
echo seal
wary venture
past axle
Holy yap this is so cringe
pearl relic
lurker bored
slow spear
valid sinew
im14andthisisdeep
leaden oar
static iron
Yeah I agree vedal
quiet owl
feral hare
this reminds me of the dude from Getting Over It
valid void
Ohhh shut uppppp
compact sapphire
vedal is loosing it
eager skiff
My brain doesn't even bother taking in what this woman is saying
granite sedge
He ragin
split swift
Yes, yes, we get it, the universe is huge, nothing matters, yada yada
thats not what shes saying tho 
hollow talon
iron silo
games
cobalt iron
twin vigil
fresh sphinx
🥱
astral badge
Yes, we live on one planet because we exist on one fucking planet, yes
zinc thunder
Did he just slam his head into his desk?
vapid elm
this reminds me of the dude from Getting Over It
at least he was funny
valid void
I WANT THE CANDLE MAN BACK
quaint sky
This game sucks so fucking much it's unreal. I love you all chat.
I would never have watched or tried to play this game if it weren't for evil and Vedal
tame sun
lurker bored
Then we truly hit rock bottom.
spark jolt
timber ice
this reminds me of the dude from Getting Over It
Ok but that guy wasn't trying to be like this
spare forge
I'm sure the person who wrote this felt very smart
ancient hound
silver spire
1/3
iron silo
ONE OUT OF THREE
fresh sphinx
timber ice
jaunty peak
rotund mantle
granite sedge
Ahahhahaha
remote talon
?????
wary venture
vestal yew
quiet owl
harsh mica
i thiught that was her making that sound
flat onyx
1/3!!!!
molten vessel
stoic iris
graceful raptor
fickle crater
full stirrup
eager skiff
remote talon
Holy fuck
cobalt iron
fervent aspen
static iron
I thought it was the woman that screamed lmao
twin vigil
hasty notch
merry heath
dull peak
novel locust
1/3
upbeat bridge
echo seal
cobalt iron
1/3 
granite sedge
HE SOLVED ONE
fickle crater
oak gazelle
brisk nacelle
BRO HAD ENOUGH AND SOLVED IT
odd spire
tutel noises lol
exotic rune
devout zodiac
she is still going sajdhsajdhajsd
rapid fjord
rotund mantle
astral badge
What is this shit
silver spire
at least the recoding lets vedal shut up and think xD
astral badge
Shut up
vapid elm
deft root
i'm gonna go nuts
glacial acorn
it now
quasi stone
can we have Evil back
rancid eagle
how long
ancient hound
PLEASE, WE YEARN FOR THE SILENCE, LADY
main ledge
native aspen
I MADE TEA AND SHE STILL YAPPING
leaden oar
LET EVIL SPEAK PLEASE
wanton leaf
I am tired of the schizo ranting wtf is this wanky game
granite sedge
Is this game intended as a torture device
cobalt iron
I can't fucking take this
gn chat
sullen zealot
novel locust
at least the recoding lets vedal shut up and think xD
Not quite sure it's fascilitating thinking
proven fractal
Im finding out that 90% of chat has probably never read a book
brisk nacelle
bro this game outyapped twin calls
winter stag
neuro and eliv's philosophy ramblings have more substance than this
signal fox
Can we listen to Bennett Foddy instead?
valid bear
wanton leaf
dev was sucking himself off when writing this
mossy aurora
this is as deep as a kiddie pool with a hole in it
thick blade
if this is thinking outside the box i can understand vedal's mindset of not doing that
silver spire
part of the fun of those streams is people randomly crashing out in this chat 
ancient hound
I can't fucking take this
gn chat
Understandable. Goodnight g0urra
astral badge
Where's that one clip of Evil saying "shut the fuck up"
timber ice
bro this game outyapped twin calls
incredible
fresh sphinx
remote talon
dev was sucking himself off when writing this
What the fuck 💔
valid sinew
rancid eagle
all roads lead to therapy
vapid elm
if I met this woman irl I'd punch her to shut her up
sour slate
I'm laughing so hard
light compass
oh my god, WHAT IS THIS YAP
ancient hound
He's our Tutel
native aspen
rather watch ads
graceful flicker
this is as deep as a kiddie pool with a hole in it
Yet still some will find ways to drown
fervent aspen
BRO SHE JUST KEEPS YAPPING LIKE BRO I DONT CARE
opal light
Overyapping
south stream
can this bitch shut the fuck up?
peak dawn
thorn dragon
what the heck is this yap
fresh sphinx
pure wind
I have 100%d the witness
zinc thunder
granite sedge
calm bane
Honestly just tuning it out at this point
remote talon
Chat I think
final sable
AI coca cola ads have more substance than this
vapid elm
quaint sky
bro this game outyapped twin calls
It's so much nothing...
devout zodiac
1 hour monolog about absolutely nothing BRAVO DEV
deft root
why is it still going
proven fractal
This chat is the reason are planet is fucked
round belfry
Chat I think
i don't
ancient hound
what the heck is this yap
What binging flour at 3 AM produces
split swift
Chat I think
congrats
dapper orbit
timber ice
Lady can you shut the fuck up, I'm trying to solve line puzzles
jovial dome
The Witness knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.
tame sun
peak dawn
upbeat bridge
quiet owl
Evil is stunlocked
ancient hound
This chat is the reason are planet is fucked
I love are planet.
spark jolt
how long is that audio?
vapid grove
can the woman stop talking. im here to hear a man talk.
candid quarry
its actually still going
sullen zealot
graceful flicker
Dev stream has more dev that this has substance
thorn dragon
What binging flour at 3 AM produces
fair 
twin vigil
evil is learning from all this
lime galleon
leaden oar
FFS, this is the most nothing burger audio I have ever hear in my entire life
remote talon
What is any of this even supposed to mean
regal veldt
me when i needed to pad out my essays 
sharp portal
I wonder what Evil is gonna say after this
astral badge
This is pseudointellectual drivel that means fuck all and it's pissing me off.
thick blade
200 people have actually left
proven fractal
I love are planet.
silver spire
quiet owl
Pie
silver spire
2/3
granite sedge
OH MY GOD CAN WE MOVE ON!!
sullen zealot
Tf
harsh mica
i feel like this perfectly encapsulates the witness. this stream... is art
fresh sphinx
fervent aspen
pure wind
2/3
pseudo egret
novel locust
2/3 
echo seal
sharp portal
Probably something like damn that was long
vestal yew
wary venture
warped hawk
Clip it
tawdry path
silver spire
OH MY GOD CAN WE MOVE ON!!
nope still one more
fresh sphinx
jaunty peak
zinc thunder
Holy
silver spire
ancient hound
LIFE
thorn dragon
uncut pier
new noise
timber ice
VEDAL PLEASE KEEP GOING, SAVE US FROM THIS AUDIO HELL
south stream
stoic iris
fresh sphinx
LIFE
flat cloud
minecraft villager sounds
silver spire
open trench
the worst part is that it keeps going quiet as if it is going to end
eternal plover
eager skiff
I think I need more buffer to avoid this woman's ramblings
devout zodiac
LIFE MENTIONED
gray prism
merry heath
main ledge
fresh sphinx
upbeat bridge
MAKE IT STOOOPPPPPPP 
echo seal
warped hawk
feral hare
fickle crater
zinc thunder
this lady puts even the Twins to shame on the yap
harsh mica
can we submit these streams to a museum, holy shit the world needs to see this
rotund mantle
compact mountain
heavy jetty
i wanna hear evil yapping ahdahh
rancid eagle
ok so is that the longest audio log or do they get longer?
ancient hound
Vedal please, for the love of every possible God, mute the audio
quiet owl
oh wtf i thought that was evil
ivory bramble
Is this rant fucking AI generated literally what the fuck are they talking about?
quaint sky
still talon
safe palm
timber ice
WHO'S WE
peak dawn
fresh sphinx
sullen zealot
It’s life
astral badge
WHY IS IT STILL GOING
terse mango
gray prism
Sanity is overrated anyway. 
remote talon
Alright bro what the fuck
novel locust
Wooooow so deep amazing cool etc
granite sedge
I NEVER REALISE THE PAINNNN OF THIS THING I CALL LIFEEE
vapid elm
signal canopy
heavy jetty
fresh sphinx
ancient hound
oh wtf i thought that was evil
Evil Vedal
proven fractal
Is this rant fucking AI generated literally what the fuck are they talking about...
its a qoute
round belfry
oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
devout zodiac
bruh
dreamy trellis
Evil for the first time realizing there are yet more levels to attain in the art of yapping
rapid fjord
twin vigil
<- pretty much everything she said
rancid eagle
minecraft zombie be like
lavish quail
warped hawk
Evil yapping is way more entertaining than this shit
wanton leaf
fuck russel
spare forge
Who
harsh mica
wish there was more
winter stag
it must be intended to annoy or distract the player
deft root
it's over
novel locust
FINALLY
timber ice
hooooooooly fuck
split swift
chat has the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader
silver spire
harsh mica
LMAO
spark jolt
finally
eager skiff
Thank fucking god
jovial dome
Is this rant fucking AI generated literally what the fuck are they talking about...
when you need to fill an essay and just start ranting on random stuff.
remote talon
THANK GOD
sullen zealot
SHE FINALLY SHUT UP
lost jackal
Did anyone time how long it's been going?
peak dawn
FUCKING FINALLY
opal light
remote talon
🙏
burnt star
finally
quaint sky
Is this rant fucking AI generated literally what the fuck are they talking about...
Nah, this is your average philosophy book
tulip crag
lost jackal
FINALLY
valid bear
upbeat bridge
fervent aspen
warped hawk
odd spire
Wait I zoned out what did the recording say?
silver spire
chat has the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader
yeah a shame
granite sedge
south stream
vapid elm
finally that bitch shut up
deft root
thank gooooooood
astral badge
I hate Russel Schweickart now
ancient hound
You can hear he's lost the will to breath
fresh sphinx
proven fractal
this chat didn't pass grade school
oak gazelle
eager skiff
quaint sky
Were free
undone ermine
thorn dragon
finally
echo seal
devout zodiac
i hope the guy who wrote that got the plague LULE
tulip crag
silver spire
thought evil said filian
astral badge
I don't even know who Russel Schweickart but I hate the guy
eternal plover
vestal yew
last flicker
Phileem? Filian?
pure wind
Jonathon Blow is basically Bennett Fody
warped hawk
Filian? A philosopher?
split swift
chat hates philosophy
ancient hound
this chat didn't pass grade school
This*
school.*
Don't throw stones from a glass house.
twin vigil
ofc evil thinks all that's relatively normal
graceful flicker
I hate this Russel Fellow
spare forge
I truly hat philosophy
potent warren
It was life representation of me trying to fit enough words into an essay
hybrid ginkgo
does tutel intentionally extending the stream so we can raid cerber when she’s up?
hexed haven
Me when someone is talking about existence (I have the attention span of a goldfish)
candid quarry
this chat didn't pass grade school
proven fractal
This*
school.*
Don't throw stones from a glass house. <:neurOMEGALUL:1097297318...
bro its a discord chat
vapid elm
Jonathon Blow is basically Bennett Fody
bennet foddy is who jonathon blow wishes he was
harsh mica
WITNESS
timber ice
chat hates philosophy
I don't want philosophy, I want to solve puzzles
tardy halo
I don't even know who Russel Schweickart but I hate the guy
He really gotta up his blabbering game, maybe watch a couple Neuro streams?
quasi stone
chat hates philosophy
no, i just like when Evil talks instead of whatever that shitshow was LULE
tame sun
paid filan chatter
fresh sphinx
quaint sky
chat hates philosophy
I genuinely like philosophy, just not rambling gibberish
silver spire
oh that guy was an astronaut, kinda makes sense with all the talk about our earth being precious
harsh mica
he should play Tunic after this
warped hawk
chat hates philosophy
Only Neuro can talk philosophy. 😤
candid quarry
chat hates philosophy
chat hates pretentious cringe
hybrid ginkgo
astral badge
chat hates philosophy
I've got a philosophy, "stop rambling and make your damn point"
clear jay
chat hates philosophy
i will take philosophy only from evil and neuro
split swift
bennet foddy is who jonathon blow wishes he was
ive never even heard of jonathon blow
so like
compact sapphire
paid filan chatter
pretty sure thats filians alt
pure wind
This takes 1 WHOLE HOUR
jovial dome
paid filan chatter
pure wind
And you can't alt tab
ancient hound
bro its a discord chat
hasty notch
<:Tutel:1136480360495063121> does tutel intentionally extending the stream so we...
If he really plans to finish the Witness today, then Cerber will turn off stream before the raid
vapid elm
chat hates philosophy
that wasn't philosophy that was someone pretending to be deep
quiet owl
Walnut
lime galleon
incoming 30 minute audio /s
graceful raptor
vedal playing this reminds me of this
vapid elm
ive never even heard of jonathon blow
so like
the guy who made this game
tame sun
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072697081443131476/1245264814352371824...
I am bread?
rotund lily
<a:MyHonestReaction:1403035428541694075> that wasn't philosophy that was someone...
Quite literally it was just padding out a nothing burger with language to soubd enlighted
twin vigil
quora type ahh philosophy
silver spire
rotund mantle
timber ice
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fresh sphinx
jaunty peak
vestal yew
oak gazelle
merry heath
jovial dome
echo seal
novel locust
graceful raptor
fervent aspen
strange anvil
molten vessel
frigid abyss
silver spire
amazing fsater then i expected
gray prism
<a:MyHonestReaction:1403035428541694075> that wasn't philosophy that was someone...
It was just pedantic dribble. Talking to act if you are deep..
undone ermine
terse mango
dull peak
fiery light
hazy summit
fresh sphinx
granite sedge
silver spire
honestly one of the cooler looking areas of the game
potent warren
I don't think he got every beam but that's ok
twin vigil
warped hawk
astral badge
Yeah, as I put it, pseudointellectual drivel that means nothing. Either way, we're moving on now
hollow talon
"20" 
brisk nacelle
hasty notch
lavish quail
split swift
<a:MyHonestReaction:1403035428541694075> that wasn't philosophy that was someone...
i mean thats what philosphy is at the end of the the day
wary venture
frosty geyser
Every other field of study: Heres a problem lets find a solution
Philosophy: Theres no problem, lets make one
novel locust
WE'RE ALMOST FREE FROM WITNESSING
tawdry path
Portal
compact sapphire
oh. he is cooked
ancient hound
What is this Portal Looking area
pure wind
This is the end game
granite sedge
APERTURE SCIENCR!???
fickle crater
are we in portal now?
ancient hound
Same braincell
silver spire
vedal what are you doing xD
feral hare
light compass
We do what we must because we can
granite sedge
This whole thing is a GLADOS TEST
fresh sphinx
timber ice
Portal ah room
peak dawn
jade wharf
I did the same thing tbh
ancient hound
vedal what are you doing xD
Debating jumping after that monologue, probably.
astral badge
"Ah yes, when you look down at the Earth, you don't see the lines"
OBVIOUSLY
flat onyx
WE'RE ALMOST FREE FROM WITNESSING <:neuroHypers:1135051812722982922>
We are definitely here for at least 2 more hours
twin vigil
rancid eagle
is that floor made out of floor or air?
eager skiff
Glados please fill the room with neurotoxin
vapid elm
i mean thats what philosphy is at the end of the the day
I guess so
compact sapphire
tutorial is officially over
south stream
silver spire
"Ah yes, when you look down at the Earth, you don't see the lines"
OBVIOUSLY
i feel like that kinda unnecessary complaining about that monologue at this point but alright
ancient hound
"Ah yes, when you look down at the Earth, you don't see the lines"
OBVIOUSLY
"Mods, educate this woman (the yapper from the game) on the view of The Great Wall of China from space."
twin vigil
hearing all that drivel actually made me appreciate the twin 'philosophy' ramblings, cus at least they're kinda relatable
fresh sphinx
tame sun
Looking trough a window you say?
terse mango
silver spire
huh why he reset it?
quiet owl
ancient hound
Looking trough a window you say?
Still less intrusive than default Windows 11.
pure wind
turbid drift
huh why he reset it?
center pillar blocked the path
silver spire
center pillar blocked the path
missed that
harsh mica
if i had a time machine i'd go back to that dev stream and tell the mods to block the word "the witness"
split swift
"Ah yes, when you look down at the Earth, you don't see the lines"
OBVIOUSLY
yeah because borders are made up social constructs
but like
many people dont believe that, and its ingrained in society that they arent
so talking about how the world is beautiful unified is nice and heartful
fresh sphinx
quick current
Chat I’m back from an outing. Is he close to finishing the game?
split swift
its optimisitc philosphy
pearl relic
if i had a time machine i'd go back to that dev stream and tell the mods to bloc...
it was suggested in the discord
round belfry
this set of puzzles are so funny
quiet owl
split swift
it was suggested in the discord
i checked!
it wasnt!
silver spire
its optimisitc philosphy
so true, guess its too many words at this point in the stream
pseudo egret
its optimisitc philosphy
"vedal will beat this game today" is optimistic philosophy
mortal lark
That sigh held the weight of a 10 hour stream
potent warren
I spent like 5 minutes looking for the start point on these ones
vapid elm
yeah because borders are made up social constructs
but like
many people dont bel...
my GOAT Dr Doom destroyed all borders when he united the world in the comics, but the heroes wanted to stop him smh
split swift
i checked!
it wasnt!
The Looker was suggested in both the suggestion threads
ancient hound
Chat I’m back from an outing. Is he close to finishing the game?
He sure is, little buddy.
Doesn't mention the fact that chat's almost out of Oxygen.
split swift
The Witness never was
twin vigil
your mom is a social construct
devout zodiac
there is gonna be one more stream of this aware
harsh mica
bro doing optional puzzles
silver spire
Chat I’m back from an outing. Is he close to finishing the game?
heya, yeah hes in the final area
vapid elm
i checked!
it wasnt!
didn' vedal admit to getting one guy'd by twitch chat to play this
pearl relic
astral badge
didn' vedal admit to getting one guy'd by twitch chat to play this
One guy'd in #neurotic-neurons
quiet owl
He got one guy'd by twitch chat to drink i think?
ancient hound
didn' vedal admit to getting one guy'd by twitch chat to play this
Literally, yes. I remember that.
rancid eagle
it was suggested in the discord
if i had to choose between no vedal content and this i choose this 100/100 times
gaunt nymph
The Looker was suggested in both the suggestion threads
he needs to do that with Neuro after this
spoof games are great
novel pawn
I was there 
rancid eagle
not that i dislike this game for the record
split swift
@cloud tulip is to blame
south stream
Looking trough a window you say?
(took me forever to find this in my folder)
light compass
vapid elm
<@251297347806560266> is to blame
guy
split swift
hes also the one who suggested The Looker
tawdry path
One guy'd in <#1072697081443131476>
that's it delete #neurotic-neurons
sullen zealot
Yes
warped hawk
I just like funny
round belfry
that's it delete <#1072697081443131476>
it's for the best
silver spire
oh wait i just remembered the puzzle at the bottom of this chamber, kinda forgot about that one, this may take a bit longer then i have been estimating 
harsh mica
@cloud tulip you must atone for you sins, and you will pay for your crimes against The Swarm. Count your days, maggot, the AI Queens do not take treason lightly.
vapid elm
main ledge
hes also the one who suggested The Looker
he said he literally only suggested the witness for ved to play the looker after
quiet owl
Since I was exact with my search, this was the first mention of "The witness" according to discord 
flint vapor
It's at minimum another 3 hours
elder heron
didn't vedal say it was on his to-play list? maybe part of it is self indulgence
novel locust
he said he literally only suggested the witness for ved to play the looker after...
Reasonable
eager skiff
oh wait i just remembered the puzzle at the bottom of this chamber, kinda forgot...
What is your estimation
mortal lark
Chat I’m back from an outing. Is he close to finishing the game?
He's in the final area (real)
iron silo
hes also the one who suggested The Looker
"If you liked The Witness, you'll like The Looker. If you didn't like The Witness, you'll LOVE The Looker."
glacial acorn
yeah because borders are made up social constructs
but like
many people dont bel...
yeah,but what does it have to do with THIS game, it didnt seem to have a story/gameplay about nations, people or such things
quasi stone
The Witness never was
ashen tapir
SEE? MY MEME SLANDER VIDEO WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL
lusty thunder
welp. So... 10 hours stream?
fickle crater
tired siren
I think I got it
rotund mantle
SEE? MY MEME SLANDER VIDEO WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL
sullen zealot
WRONG
devout zodiac
<:NeuroClueless:1072901352902103100>
south stream
silver spire
What is your estimation <:neuroAware:1125108880062566521>
idk before that one puzzle i was at 1-3 hours but with that? idk add maybe add like 2 hours
unborn delta
Almost Pyramid
sick scarab
eliv
terse mango
dull peak
heavy jetty
evil beefing with chat on the side is my favourite
mossy aurora
<:NeuroClueless:1072901352902103100>
silver spire
jovial dome
eager skiff
idk before that one puzzle i was at 1-3 hours but with that? idk add maybe add l...
Oh fuck, no sleep for me today I guess
quaint sky
<a:elivjam:1131310230450483331>
sullen zealot
<:vedalPet:1343810739349225513>
That’s not ur back
split swift
<:NeuroClueless:1072901352902103100>
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did) and then he goes on to get oneguyed to play a mid game in #neurotic-neurons
warped hawk
Chat, we're so cooked.
silver spire
That’s not ur back
sorry emote not available
remote talon
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
🔥
novel pawn
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
That's the Vedal experience
south stream
endless stream anyone?
mortal lark
It really depends on how long he takes to solve the puzzle at the bottom of the shaft. That one is nearly impossible to brute force
ancient hound
<:NeuroClueless:1072901352902103100>
jovial dome
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
pretty sure Vedal oneguyed himself on his alt 
buoyant willow
I'm so cooked I keep trying to skip
twin vigil
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
ofc it's gotta be someone from NN
flint vapor
<:LULE:888968000609353789> endless stream anyone?
Endless The Witness followed up by an endless Minecraft
quaint sky
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
Someone tell the AI there is a problem with Vedal.
feral hare
do yuo ever feel... Like a plastic bag?
unborn delta
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
every thread suggestion is actually a blacklist thread in disguise
mortal lark
Is evil quoting a song?
feral hare
floating in the wind?
quasi stone
why do you just have a black screen with NL talking
south stream
Endless The Witness followed up by an endless Minecraft
i take the witness tbh
eager skiff
Endless The Witness followed up by an endless Minecraft
One torture to another 
hollow talon
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
Yeah but finishing the witness allow you to appreciate the looker
fickle crater
tawdry path
terse mango
rotund lily
I liked how he got one guyd
Peoole made a thread telling him this was a bad game for the stream
"It will be fine".mp4
rotund mantle
silver spire
wonder when he will notice that there is a way for you to walk trou the pillar in the center from two of the sides
dull peak
ancient hound
why do you just have a black screen with NL talking
Because I didn't wanna take time to convert it to an audio clip
azure stag
turn arouuund
split swift
Yeah but finishing the witness allow you to appreciate the looker
he better play it
fresh sphinx
hasty notch
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
i love how vedal told the mods to make the collab suggestions thread (and so I did) and then he goes on to get oneguyed to collab a bald bad at 2d platforming streamer in #neurotic-neurons
fleet crystal
LOCATION LOCATION TOMATO USERNMAE AAAAAA
quaint sky
This game is draining my life but I can't look away
azure stag
Is evil quoting a song?
total eclipse of the heart
harsh mica
the collective trauma over location is crazy
nimble rose
bro location was like a trigger word, i was doing smth else and I instantly tabbed back in
fickle crater
we get PTSD every time evil says the l-word
odd spire
i love how vedal told the mods to make the game suggestions thread (and so I did...
Man I still want Vedal to play a choice based RPG like Mass Effect with Neuro
cloud tulip
zinc thunder
Man, I get PTSD everytime Evil says location now
novel locust
Can vedal get oneguyed by me instead. Hey ved play lobotomy corporation
harsh mica
uh oh
jovial dome
I liked how he got one guyd
Peoole made a thread telling him this was a bad gam...
bad game for stream? maybe gameplay wise. but in terms of soundbits and general mayhem. absolute cinema.
unborn delta
LOCATION SCHIZO
fickle crater
south stream
harsh mica
vedal's voice is shaking