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They def got bribed
Imagine doing 100% speedrun for the Witness and forced to watch this movie each attempt 
Yeah, for 10 minutes wasted

2h last stream for that movie
i see, well at least the one you get from the challenge is kinda cinema (others are ass tho)
Im happy to hear Evil saying she wants to do react content
well ign is dumb

IGN and good opinions don't mix well
depends on what language you know


xD

I have yet to actually see any reason to call this game ass yet
i find the puzzles creative


NO
Okay what did the movie actually mean






This is genuinely considered one of best puzzle games of all time idk why you're suprised
ok back to being productive now that the CINEMA is done
please no


Is Vedal stupid? Why doesn't he just use Youtube to find out all the clues???
Bro

compared to The Looker it's ass


It's so over




He sounds so excited 

He's actually so happy
HOLY HELL
because people are judging the game based on vedals gameplay
Holy shit he can learn

hand holding
wire strat
who the fuck just has a wire around INSTEAD OF NOTEPAD, PAINT OR SCREENSHOT
Well, he used chat to cheat once
If he dosent finish it this stream he should be forced to abandon this and swap over to The Looker
can we see the wire pls
The puzzles are neat, but holy whatever the dev is cooking with the 'story' is nothin
Stronge Clap

but thats cheating!!


om
can you say that is the same person?
Mr. Ragebait gameplay 




HOW IS HIS DEMENTIA WORSE THAN MINE, I HAVE STAGE 21 DEMENTIA
holy shit can evil shut up she's such a backseater
??? bro already forgor
Bro has worse memory than neuro

tool assisted speedruns come in many forms
we should just get rid of her honestly
its neuro dog gore 

is unc deadass?
Memory of a goldfish 
That is not what that means

That's her job.


Hmm . . .filtered . . . Light
is he trolling?
bars
@tulip venture pin this
yeah max two
I fucking hope so.
T^T
And? This is an Evil stream, not a Vedal stream
you can tool assist with a lot of things!
using a metronome counts as a tool assisted speedrun in some games!
s for symmetry
ez
literally spiralling 
It's an Evil and Vedal collab, you'd think Evil would be allowed to say shit too?
What is he doing
Vedal needs a memory upgrade
Na he needs better latency
I don't see Evil. You must be crazy.
He forgot it changed colours
s for stupid
The wire in question:
B2 be like:
(this puzzle remains unsolved btw)
checkmate
I think he forget these ones need to go in pairs
"it's like I can still hear her voice" ass scenario 


Who's ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ? What are you even talking about
is it though?

72 hours stream 
luckily he doesn't need to solve it since that areas laser is already active


"who's evil?"
Us too Evil, us too.
did he already forget the colors

is he trying to mix, non colored and with color?
...that's just a onetime thing, right?
She had enough 
think he said they need to be in groups of two, so he should remember
huh
huh
bruh

what

huh
???
like with an axe?
Evil trying to purge her brain of this madness

?

@xXEvilNeuroXx
Like mitosis?
did he forgot about the glass
He doesn't realize that stars don't need to be segregated.
Evil and Chat right now:
@vital forge
It should be: Somebody tell evil there is a problem with her vedal







He witnessed 
She even said flowers








now he needs to find the stuff that overlaps xD if ony there was a door he opened




i dont think it was??



...there's no way, right?
it's not funny when your dad is starting to show dementia symptoms 
⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ? Huh? What does that say again?

this game man i cant
it was, you still need to open the door to see the solution for the grid puzzle

Despaircore
Ah fuck, lore
the door was open, but the puzzle was deactivated
(As a sidenote - you need to open that door to solve the puzzle behind it)
LORE ‼️
lore 
THOU

mmmm yeah


lore my ass
can the game just stfu
its gonna tell him to drink again watch


iirc puzzle was activated but you can't line it up with the clue if the door is in the way
Therapy
See thee balls.
WHO?
chat if you decipher this audio, it gives out a free code to abandoned archive

they gotta witness that person apparently


Pff


witness thy balls
That review was sponsorred by Big Insane Asylum
oh wow vedal saw something in the environment 
I think a mod where all the dialogues in the game are replaced with the ramblings of the twins would be hilarious.

I lost the game
Hold up, this one is cooking
Every movie is the abandoned archive trailer
why is he building a wall with literally the first 2 obstacles
think it was this? but you can't do it from far away (idk i closed my game)
chat do that to confirm you are witnessing

This game isn't that bad tbh, just the gameplayer is

oh nvm

anyway chat i gtg, so adieu
Modded Fallout 4 run when??
Go to trade with the Medical Doctor in Diamond City, and instead of his usual dialogue, you just get:




bye bye
she said it!

random loud Evil
see ya
Blaming the victim?
Evil so smart
Chat is the victim here i believe
even with good gameplay a game about drawing lines around shapes doesn't seem very good
girl elp i am under de water
We are all victims, Vedal included
Nah, she’s doing a guitar solo
The bird jungle part was so ass that I could feel like it was my last witness
i wonder if he actually plans to keep the stream running until he finishes the game
Maybe?
I swear, this game is a Litmus test for how much self-insanity you can induce in the name of trying to figure out how to solve the puzzles.
Witness-a-thon 
the blue pillar room is vedals worst enemy again, ||looking at the ground at his feet||
i hope not i have stuff to do after this
this is stream is sooooo gonna take more than 3 hrs



Asia viewers waking up to Tutel still streaming

It's gonna be like the last hour of the last drive
insane solo
He knows it'll inevitably turn into a drinking stream when he's pushed over the edge.... So, yes, he's probably serious.

>sees open door with no puzzle
>"chat did I finish this puzzle"
sometimes he really surprises me a little
I slept early for this stream
It's 5 am rn

time to get out the wire
With this game I wouldn't be surprised if solving a puzzle rewarded you with closing a door

I woke up 3am for this shit 

Did Vedal not see the stairs to his left?
i mean we kinda had that in the jungle area, with the floor wall that rose up
Me on a daily basis









a goldfish


he forgor
I swear I got none of that, sometimes I question Vedal's thought process, but if it works, it works 
required solution
Ah i see what he has to do
somehow i didn't get anything of the twin.... or just forget to fix name
Errr
: buh buh buh duh duh duh buh, uhh... yeah this is the solution
smiling skinwalker turtle
>7 squares
>"this will work"
If it worked, then it would work 
Classic
Was gonna ask for it, thanks








oh this gives me another idea for a env puzzle i may have to get


How can someone enjoy this game? There's no shooting or kicking ball
He still didn't find the shadows lol
"last box" (i dont know either)
missing the whole area yeah xD
me after spending over 1.3k hours in farming sim
What-
upside down thinking
wtf is this face
Every puzzle giving this
Skinwalker
LOL
??

warframe ahhh mentality
"first name is vedal, last name is Johnson" ass face
noo he had it


only 'slightly' confusing btw
not lying btw
What is blud doing
evil threatening chat 
AAA and he gets stumped on an easy one

is he confusing the element?
Why is he using chess lingo
We need to captcha the boxes mhm
kids these days don't write anything, only type...
Says you
HE WAS ALMOST THERE
OH he's spiralling, alright.
She knows she’s mirroring? (Or at least trying to)
yeeeah like muliple times
he's making it so much harder than it actually is 
He's already tried this
I don't think he remembers what the objective is
I cannot imagine anyone playing this game other than vedal, the patiance and stubborness has to be studied
He's already tried this one too

Joke's on you, I'm using an etch-n-sketch and a camera to input my Discord messages
Fym “was Einstein smart” 😭
think this would work
I miss when we were still watching that movie
I am stunned to find out that this isn't the only channel streaming The Witness right now, wow.

D

What

D
D
D
D

D
D
D
D
D
you know what you need to do
D
fuck you chatGPT, evil is correct
wrong title smh
What if those two puzzles that look very similar have a similar solution
的
i dont know chinese
I'm using a SAMSUNG Family Hub with AI Vision RF65DG9H0ESREU Smart Fridge Freezer - Silver to type this and a nodded 3DS to send this message
I mean, that's literally true though 
Watching Evil trying to help Vedal solve the puzzle has the same vibe as a 6 year old holding the flashlight while their dad works on the car
A game like an abandoned archive
UHHH NO, EVIL IS CORRECT
are you sure? 
it might have been more of a xi sound than D sound
what a idea


but im just spit balling


crazy concept evil

she want to be in the game so bad
Lool
Bas

Anyone has a clip of evil saying D but also with veduls reaction?








"someone solve this puzzle"
yeah we all did 10 minutes ago

Ai daughter vs Creator




i think he is activly getting worse as the stream progreses

(severe)






-1 desk hp
He's out of the zone again
Next week 
"No, Evil, I'm not okay"
wonder whats his problem is, like what does he misunderstand
holy SMUG


Ace Attorney characters for some reason:
Draw it out again = Check your ship's log
He probably thinks he already tried that or something lol
getting the coarkboard
Anyone has a clip of evil saying D but with veduls reaction?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc vedal be like
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Almost everything
SHE LOOKS SO SMUG
he got the solution but thought it was incorrect XD
Do you know the definition of insanity?
Haha
my god vedal stop getting stressed by yourself
Ribbongirl987
Vedal might crash out this stream
<-- ribbon girl
WHYYY
Vedal has shown more emotion in this game than he has with any other human interaction
HE ALMOST DID IT
Isn't that a character in a hat in time
plssss T^T
me to my teammates in fps games
OMG I HAD THIS GAME ON MY SWITCH
where to even put a ribbon on that baldass head 
mhm yes I see the similarity
... Even Vedal and Camila Hopecore #2?
MMMMEEEEE!!?!!!?!
Holy fuck




The turtle's going through it
There's literally like at least 7 different solutions, how hasn't he found a single one 
I solved the one he is on rn before him
but the the next one is even harder
There's like 4 different solutions and he masterfully avoids each one 
Mizuki Akiyama in MY AI Vtuber discord server? /j
Bro's fukin losing it
This one looks nice.
I need to meditate
📱
Bros on his monk arc
WE FINDING ALL 7 BEFORE HE FINDS ONE

okay but that one is legit just more complicated for the sake of being more complicated
min min my wife
meditate medicate
yes 
I like Twintelle honestly

Bro is gonna pull out a praying mat at this rate
Bros tweaking
you can do it Vedal!!!!!! :,3
Medicate with rum
rage
omg is that ribbon girl?? i love her ribbons!!!
I think vanor losing it
i would imagine like this
Man's going to become Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, and Atheist all at once in about 15 minutes.
Brother, we all are losing it

We enjoy Project Sekai here. Lol 
30 min to beat the game btw

Nah he edges in to correct solutions . . waivers back and forth with the mouse and drops it instead of just giving it a try
but has he tried thinking outside the box

mhm
This might be the longest non-Subathon neurosama stream at this point
What
Wait she's right








TUMMMM
You do spiral the bottom right
Evil so cute

cutee
nah
nah
...
Nah
NAHH
me every thursday


NEW VEDAL NOISE

CLIP THAT SOUND
Sybau

Oh he's spiralling.

If only he looked at the puzzle he just solved

its only been 2 and a half hours? we had like multiple 5 hour streams in the last few months
Xqc ass noise wth
ribbon girl
I meant if this keeps up
30 minutes left, get solving
⌚
300 gb of audio clips this stream
😭
I think he's forgetting the rule of them not having to be paired or something XD so he deemed one of the correct solutions false
if going for it first doesn't work then how about going for it last?
tweaking so much that he became xqc for a sec
hes gonna need 30 mins for the mountaintop entrance alone xD

bro at this rate rachi's gonna get double the amount of stars vedal has
within this stream
Why am I giggling
Sounds like he's being electrocuted 
he does not want to go back to the bird puzzles
The Vedal noises 
Is this from the time he got shocked
Doesn't this work?



as if this stream is going to end
D:






but are you REALLY sure?




yeah looks good
Graduation stream time

Super Vedal Brothers

yes

he's being mean to evil again 

true
this is not the first time ved talked about retirement



Vedal, PLACE
⚡
so colose

hes said mean things to evil and she hasnt retaliated yet huhh
the plumbing job pays extremely well actually

YEEEEEES


WOOOOOOOO

finally
FINALLY


FUCKING FINALLY
HE DID IT
He realised it's like last one
FINALLY
only two more of this set


is this secretly a vedal graduation stream? 
Lmaoo
vedal ends up making the neuro toilet a reality after all

"I should quit and become a plumber."
Super Mario Bros and Bowser
Super Evil Twins and Vedal
It's a couple of siblings and an evil turtle, I see no difference.
yes
PIPES WOOOOOOOOOO



YEEEEEEEE PIPES
ayyyyyyyyyy
PIPES PIPES PIPES PIPES PIPES
oh god no


two kinds of Evil viewers
7 more stars 
yes
why is that guy yawning? you are not gonna tell me he fixed his sleep schedule
this bed is comfortable... 🎵
really?
He put his life into that FFFFFUHHCK
undercooked

simmering tutel
ç
Simmering 
What
...

nice
HE GOT IT
mmming
Vedal cooked

most of this game just seems like high end mobile game puzzles but you have to walk to the next level
Mmmm.ing 
maybe he should, like, take a break

129*
I love how Evil is trying to help Veedoool
no it NOT


WOOOOOOOOOOO



if there was a moblie game with logic puzzle that good i would like to play it





Aww
YIPPEE
YIPPEE

Holy



vedal is god 



YIPPIE


just check it 
SO KYOOT

rachiiiiii
Cute!
that was a cute yippee


So cute



But this stream promised the completion of the witness, itd be clickbait otherwise
WR pace
Best yippie so far
does Evil know she make sounds every time she (...)?
the real witness is all the soundclips rachinova made along the way.
just not witnessed enough
Amazing yippee

Not horrible pace. Also not 3hr pace

he's not witnessing hard enough 
Cerber needs that for her sound board the next time she gets raided with confetti.
she is so good at bad jokes 

id he give up? or did he solve it?
NO-
Classic
yeah wonder if he will bruteforce that area or realize hes still missing one more other area
✋
vanor stop pinning
Oh
He solved it, a miracle
bars

WHAT, thats like lightspeed
will he realize it is two sided
i must not
I MUST NOT
you fucker
i knew i was right but i still checked ||
||
cooked vedal
"What do those puzzles have in common?"
A turtle with rapidly declining sanity.
May john witness guide his eyes to witness the witness

Vanor, pin the next message Rachi puts out

Is this the programmer equivalent to thinking you completed a test in class, so you hand it into the teacher and then your friend asks you "did you complete the other side, too?"

a panel that you can look thou? cant be that there is a hint somewhere that you should be able to see throu it
we:
or ⭐ vanor: 📌
He will never think of looking from the other side.


And YOU get a pin! And YOU get a pin!
Oh yeah? then pin yourself
vanor this was not pin worthy, i have lost faith in our moderators
you are really addicted to pinning messages
VEDAL PLEASE JUST WRITE DOWN THE SHAPE
you are telling me he didn't see the obvious palms?
HOLY BLIND
Pin this if Vedal is a femboy
🌴
oh nice he saw
E
E
Vanor, Vanor, Vanor 
The pins transcend discord
Vanor, Vanor on the wall, who's the most pinned of them all
Sena_ink sena_ink sena_ink
Gift me $50,000
next thing you know i'll start pinning in reddit too
His addiction is getting worse
mhm the names of the doors
its like an affliction, does he need a doctor
:NAHH:
hi. This is reddit
the wire
double wire strat
my condolences 
yeah but reddit has a pin limit i think?
when is the wire merch dropping?
Next thing you know, you'll be screenshotting a funny discord message, print it out in real life, put it on some sort of pinboard and put a pin on it
That is too many pins 
VANOR NO
DON'T DO IT VANOR
DON'T PIN IN CBEE
vanor can you organically pin the same exact message on discord, twitch, and reddit
POV Vanor sees you
real life pin
vanor witnessed enough for today
These Vanor pins are actually cracking me up

...what.
go pin yourself Vanor
honestly will be better if he doesn't do the autumn forest area, area is long and has one super bullshit puzzle

Vanor pin this 
vanor should be the streamer he'd pin this game down quick
Vedal shaping his wire
broken branches
HE GOT IT INSTANTLY
He forgor
noo the tree, vedal the tree
Man's having to align the AA guns now, wtf
HOW

bro forgot the tree
One of the first puzzles, so many streams ago.
for the mods: everyone posting an apple in chat is trying to give him a hint

Mods, pin that one

not like it will matter
Vedal please vedal
Welp, I'm going to bed now chat. Too much Witness and I have work in the morning. Enjoy the next 4 hours 
the witnessndmill
really like that area, has like a puzzle for every region
i just said it randomly wtf
gn 
VedalSoConfused emoji when?
it's too subtle there's no way he gets it
every time I hear a british person saying windmill I think of Michael Rosen
rest well
I think he might complete the game without ever finding any of "those"
Only 4 hours?? You're fucking optimistic
But sleep well!
the longer he doesn't discover enviromental puzzles the funnier it will be when he finally does
Which apple is the tree on
As subtle as a brick to the face
which apple is the tree on?????
which apple is the tree on
"which apple is the tree on"
what
you could tell him the exact answer and he'd still not get it
goodnight
Which Apple is the tree on?
It's not wire. It's copper
you wanna say that again? 
Which Apple is the Tree on
it's a coppah wire 
@rotund mantle clip time
oh nice he saw the obvious red apple hint
Chat did you not know that trees grow on apples
No

Not really
insane
sorry my brain is too mush to comprehend this sentence
Vanor how many did you pin? 

It was 5th...
wait why has he stopped looking at the tree, noooo
litteraly his first puzzle
Alright gng
Try removing the bones from the ice in your pocket
And down...
What came first, the tree or the apple.
its not
Susmill
its just a windmill
No shot bro doesn't think the tree is the right one
Evil is moving him away from the correct answer it seems 
The sapling

no no, the route is always, don't notice anything, notice the right think, ignore the right thing for the next 30 minutes, insanity, 10 minutes later win
Gn chat
The blind leading the blind and tone deaf
do i do that with the refrigerator or the washingmashine
gn 
Will he ever discover environment puzzles?
gn!!! 
He will never get it
what if he tried solving the windmill
rest well
Vedal. Please. For the love of fuck.
he does it so easily... i aspire to be him one day

Man wtf is ts 🥀
perfect eye in the o
A windmill because the colour yellow is too large
Is this peak Vedal gameplay?
please vedal the tree, don't let this be the puzzle that you listen to evil
(Shit didnt mean to ping, MB!)
He may get it soon
no its the witness
Wait I just realized Umbrella is not here for the Witness stream 
Another 5 hours of gameplay

Yes
They can join later, not like we're ending soon
I can't wait till he activates the mountain puzzle
Witness this

