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think this was the one where you had to look throu the blue glass i think?

oh, meme is relevant again, predicted the future
oh we'll be here for another 30 minutes then
💀
You'd be surprised what her training data is...
smh he not witnessing
What about the blue glass pane ?
chat be like while waiting
What, you telling me punishing players with pure inconvenience isn't a good mechanism?
shes right
ZERO
Vedal have you tried thinking out of the box 
maybe he has to look through a different color
Does he need two colored panes? This puzzle doesn’t seem possible as is
divide, by zero!!
thanks twitch
the color of the glass changes how the colors of the dots on the board look, so other glass color other dots on the board
Vedal have you tried thinking
Hmm... Has he tried thinking till the box breaks?
i just saw the mod announcement 
is this mother fucker colorblind?
whens the wedding
underthinking
evil got all
yeah you have green glass, blue glass, and a third version
He needs to think inside the box first
Hey vedal Rachi overtook you in stars, what are you gonna do...? Oh, wait, you're gonna spend an hour per stream on one puzzle on The Witness, got it
i've been eating my fucking hair FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT
Chat has no brains 
gross
I'm surprised you have any to eat
"I can't solve it through the usual means so the puzzle is fucking bullshit and impossible"
this must be the longest I've seen evil's question mark be up
wonder when he will realize that the puzzle is impossible like that
💀
Why i feel if that was Neuro She would burn him 24/7
I think she would ngl
Well I didn't
Oh 100%
Has he tried to think outside the box?
im getting tired 
these 2 doesn't need to be together no?

Well he can't, can he? He's just gonna miss the boxes exit
Vedal is
DEFEATABLE
is Evil now Colorblind too?
At this rate he will think untill the box rust
he is SO done with this 💀
She did her best
on a base rule level? nope
trying to suffocate himself



clolouts brusg


britihs
Wow! What a great game he chose to play


colours

Shes getting so angry hahahahah
did he solve the one before by accident?
idk how to do this one, is like the one in town? someone said galss changes the colors
Yep. Time for more alcohol
OOF
ooh british spelling

oh wow shes insulting his programmar ness
holy shit evil is ruthless today
FINALLY
LAMO
FINALLY HE DID IT


aight rachi
FINALLY

there it is




thank you evil










ofc bro cheated 


classic

dubmass

random chatter saved us 10 hours
vedalsoftware strikes again 
The fact she comments on what hes doing and rages about it is so good
Goodone
GOOD ONE EVIL
thanks random chatter
made me boot up the game for nothing now
LAO
why do i even try? 
random chatter was evil's alt
MOD THEM
VIP THAT GUY
mod that guy
make that guy an admin
That guy in chat cut the stream time down by 30 minutes at minimum
vip that guy
Clap

chat we should promote that guy to streamer

wdyt

Evil is not holding back today
i even had over 10s of latency just then 

yes
"let's all be calm"
ME?!?!?!???
We love backseaters here 
now will vedal learn that 1+1 is 2
discord gif tab is fucking slow af
im not a backseater
No that checks out

i assume its gonna need to be both blue and green glass for this one
thats how i would make this puzzle
in the future? i thought he was finishing it today? 
That's true you know
"when i do these streams in future" even he doesn't believe
wait now im starting to talk about latency
AM I ACTUALLY TURNING INTO VEDAL??!??!
Now its blue and yellow...
you're so smart you should make a puzzle game for vedal
Is he actually going to finish this today? (Doubt)
I mean I think backseating is allowed when it's Vedal because if nobody helps him, it's gonna be a 10 hour stream
ban this guy
If backseating means we don't have do be here for 8 hours, please.
absolutely not
its really happening
the transformation has begin 
heir make like a troll puzzle game
Now turn British.

IS THIS TRUE 

yeah
now try abandoned archive

Agreed 
These guys want less

Game so hyped I'm still doing the countdown ad
Wishlist Abandoned Archive on Steam, comes out November 24th 
ok i give up trying to suffocate myself with my hair
guess the idea that colors combine still has to occur to vedal

oh nice
lesgo
HELPFUL DAUGHTER
There we go
i was right!

He found it
Eg, Evil got it right but Turtle still didn't notice so I think its pretty impossible to spoil it for him even if spelling it out lol
LMAO


xD


lmao



COLOURBLIND ASS MOTHERFUCKER

How tf the time i decide to take a shower he ends up in a new location

low latency mode working again
oh no he's colourblind
i'm sorry for your loss 



wrf

He did it!!
LATENCY
HERE COMES THE SUN


he's learning
HE IS WITNESSING

HE IS SMORT, HE FINALLY GETS IT
weed factory
honestly the rest of the area is kinda easy, at least with screenshotting, idk how mr only visual memory987 will solve those
HE IS THE NOTICER
yoooo bitrate lessgo
I sure hope I domt jinx it
o7 bitrate
rip bitrate
thats what you get for having like 1000 mp3s of vedal sounds
Evil carrying this disaster with her cuteness

My eyes
Didn't expect for bitrate to die on pure color
shitrate
this area hurts to look at

Is vedal cooking weed? Where the fuck is he?

shame one of the wire is broken, surely that wont be a issue 

thanks 
achually only just about 500
oh.
how far is he into the game?
how close are we to the ending?
He is in a drug lab 
NAH THATS DEVIOUS
"Tutorial ended, real puzzle":
I managed to softlock myself on this elevator, well, kind of

oh boy
real
Good luck Vedal, now you have to do the color mixing yourself. o7
Guys we should add the Witness bird sounds into evil and Neuro's soundboard
is S3 that amazing ? 
is here to save the day

god I hated this puzzle
RARE 1/1000 BROKEN WIRE SECRET
yeah you kinda have to extrapolate the groups of colors with each light


oh boy not optics
thought it was kinda neat ngl, tho dont want to do that without screenshots
AAAAAAAAAA TIKTOK JUMPSCARE
WHO STOLE HER CAT EARS?!
God the elevators move so fucking slooowwwwwww
evil switches between saying color and colour
kind of like a certain turtle's mind...
There's simply no way he finishes in 3 hours
oh god hes actually trying it by memory

fuk
This elevator's slow, I'll stay
Anyways had to leave for a while did anything interesting happen while I was gone
Little hint for the puzzles...
nope
Every fucking contraption in this game is designed to infuriate you as much as possible



honestly that would probably be pretty fun



What the hell
he just guessed so hard no?
I brute forced this puzzle so


skips straight to the puzzle after that
How ???
lmao



He didn't even know he solved it
my notes for this area if anyone is interested
Oh, I get it, you're meant to deduce the colour
skipped 
oh did he luck out?

THE VEDAL SKIP
Bro he got that way faster than me wtf
neat
Narcassistic Tutel /j




He locked in
vedal popping off wtf

Bro might be john witness
i mean that was a smart way to solve it
ill give him that
he witnessed

the puzzles had a pattern, its shockingly easy to just guess the answer


little legs

less than 30 minutes
Little Tutel legs
broken clock is right twice a day
He is great at segregating colors
That wasn't the intended way to do it? lmao
That was the peak of his brainpower. It's all downhill from here

He spent all of his brain power for the next 2 weeks
Subathon in shambles
simple and clean one could say
what

now only the forest shadow area no?
why is chat o7 ing?
There may not even be a Subathon 
LOL






blashphemy

How about another
he can probably start the mountain



Ah the town, the most annoying area


I prefer messy and complicated
because he stepped from the moving elevator i would guess




Not after this stream there won't 
There is still the witness 2 

We are entering this region
Atleast no witness subarhon stream (hope)
Ok, all UHHers are justified. They KNOW what thery're doing 
what does he mean by shock
oh yeah the town, guess he dosn't know there is one more laser in the orange forest, maybe better that way
HE HAS WITNESSED 


already have it, still thank
Knowing how long it took vedal to almost complete this game, imagine how long it'd take him for that


I've gotten too used to seeing this on HD2 so much it jumpscared me a bit
LETSGO 5 hour or something video incoming
oh boy
Vedal might be graduating after this







now for the purely filler (more like 99% filler) feature of this game

A CANDLE
HOLY he actually witnessing


Ah shit, lore
oh no it's the walking one
LORE?
Well chat better get comfy
lmfao this one
Holy fuck its this movie
deepest lore

what the
A watch along react video! Finally!!
also funny that its the longest/most boring of all the videos

Oh now we're watching a movie ?
Yo he wolkin ere
That's discomforting
ist there a whole ass 2h movie in this part?
!setgame just react andy
...how long is this one, again?
Evil react content finally 
that the one yep
i was epecting something funny then i remembered this isnt the funny version
Puddle

what the fuck is this game
what the fuck is this
I hate this asmr
its a movie
what is this
soooo....
i like how evil is also silent
bro walking like neuro3d
now this is content
like actually
watch party thats what
IS HE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THIS


This is a hint that will be incomprehensible to follow, I bet
somehow, 2 vtuber avatars looking at a game stage playing a real movie looks so strange
40$ game btw
puddle asmr
no its just a movie


splish splosh
Does he have to spin like he did too
Evil Lazer focused
nah it's just here to be here because this game is made by a pretentious hack
what is this game even about man
no way you do all that for a movie
smh you wouldnt download a car would you vedal?
parcours civilisation tech ?
ASMR stream
cringe


she's like a cat
I don't entirely remember because I only saw other videos talking about the game, but I think this just ||has a secret line puzzle in it||



...Oh.
IS THIS A CLUE? 💊
where skip ad?


Lmao
This connected to my car and it does not sound like a puddle.


tho tbf the final video you unlock is really cool



Probably

Peak stream
actually yes
So deep.

Evil seems into it
This is a little... avant garde, isn't it?
He thinks about relighting the candle halfway through instead of making the whole walk, but he goes back to the start
12 minutes long btw LMFAO
holy shit guys its a react stream
Is that a pirated movie?

AH FUCK

How long is this one


Is this an actual movie or something directed specifically for this game?

Evil's gonna be muted for the next 12 minutes lmao

best part of the stream so far
fun fact: if you look at it from this angle you get LITERALLY NOTHING
Actual movie
actual short film
bro's watching an ARG, the tables have tabled
the env puzzle is on the back
hoooooonk mimimimimi
did vedal mute evil?
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
why doesn't bro look what happened
A masterpiece BTW
i mean the other recoding's are at least some people yapping, this one is some silent war movie
evil is listening to the movie


IS THAT A PUZZLE IN THE BACKGROUND

Yoo I'm getting ads this is so exciting 
jojo part 5 be like
Ssssshhh chat, Evil is trying to watch a movie
It's a metaphor for how boring this game is
ngl this is actually so deep
Noway he looked back
there's an environemental puzzle on the back lol
why doesn't he just use these? Is he stupid?
it’s so peak 
Is there any dialogue in this movie or is it just about this guy just walking about for no reason?
ads prolly more entertaining than what we're seeing
Riveting gameplay, I'm on the edge of my seat
devs made it so the stream would be 3h 1min
evils never seen a movie before
STOP TALKING DURING THE MOVIE
yep


this game is so deep




little did we know, its this guy who will be making the subtahon not vedal's incompetence 
Ad watchers, tell me how's it going
Mystery Science Theater 987
It's a metaphor for how the player has to redo the puzzles they've already done when they get one wrong in a sequence
Looks like USSR film
I feel like I'm watching a SAW film
this is exactly how it feels to watch vedals gameplay tbh
is this "the candle" by Jerma985???
clippers clip this unedited pls
vedal watching vedal play the witness
wait for it to rick roll all of us
I give up on this stream
candle% world record incoming


I can't believe we are basically watching The Witness movie, basically the same as playing the game




ragebait the movie





MONKA

this sucks
Truly witnessing
estoy loopin
this looks like something we have to watch in English class
swarm movie night 
had 4 ads and the video is STILL going
I’m laughing so hard at this 
Cursed video

So uhh hey chat how's your day going
LMAO






evil save us
Who?

...her
Vedal being the guy at the cinemas nobody likes

Did the dev got inspired by this guy while designing all these slow ass constraptions
Indeed
Her...?
"this run"
tutel actually enjoying this movie more than the puzzle
How is this still going ahahah
Why is there a Tarkovsky movie in The Witness lol?
he could have muted the video
Why doesn't he just relight it where he was, is he stupid?
Scriptwriter had it easy in that scene
bro thinks this is a speedrun
Ryuki 
coat strat is goated
Her ass is not paying attention to the movie lmao
this is like watching vedals gameplay

Yes, next question
Looks bit bald in 160p
Is it who I think it is... 
Glad I’m not the only one who saw henshin poses
This is better than the newer Disney movies
the point is for him to walk from one side to the other with the candle lit
somehow less infuriating
CINEMA
Wtf is this even 

chat this is a metaphor to show that vedal will never complete this game

event of the year
for anyone curious the full thing is 11 minutes



It's Tarkovsky film, yea, from USSR times
he should remake this with 3d Neuro and put it up as a stream

this is like an interstiticial in a 70s Prog Rock concert film



Noo, I just think he's stupid 
Metaphor for his gameplay





That's crazy
you cannot be serious




this guy
negative lurkers somehow
yeah it's this film https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalghia
Nostalghia (released as Nostalgia in the United Kingdom) is a 1983 drama film directed by Andrei Tarkovsky and starring Oleg Yankovsky, Domiziana Giordano and Erland Josephson. Tarkovsky co-wrote the screenplay with Tonino Guerra.
The film depicts a Russian writer (Oleg Yankovsky) who visits Italy to carry out research about an 18th-century Russ...
He's a turtle, of course he'd know about some sort of slow and steady
bro has the solution to the puzzle (the lighter) and refuses to use it on the other side of the aqueduct like a smart person
Nostalghia (1983)
how much file size does this take up 
xdx squeduct
Vod watchers, actually skip 12 minutes
Not even the longest one I think 
skil
cinematic recreation of vedal playing the witness
one of them is like an hour long
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS ACTUALLY 12 MINUTES LONG
when someone else says ur joke but louder 
This is the stupidest game ever
Lmao





I wanted to joke about something something Tarkovsky. BUT IT"S ACTUALLY HIM 
LMAO


but purpler*
that how far we are btw
you aren't heir 

WHAT
he won't make it 
Absolute troll of a game
Yes! Evil wants to do react content
when someone else says ur joke but louder 
React content is back

what is this i dont understand
POV: You're watching Vedal's gameplay

I left for 30 mins, what’d I miss?

sir can you please die faster
the line of the puzzle indicates the length and in kinda goes towards the start , like a yt timeline


I'd watch a ms3k style show with Evil and Neuro and Veeduk
:WeirdDude:



why is he dying
Remember when Neuro watched Shrek? Well guess what, reaction content is back

It's movie time


vanor trying not to pin messages:
Noooo
damn wikipedia spoiled me
jonathon blow putting this into his game thinking it'll be profound and gamers will really think when they see it https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stupid-stupid-town-hey-buddy-spongebob-gif-6574682199670721484


watch him drop it and start all over again

that one episode in the last airbender

THIS IS THE ENDING OF THE FILM BTW 
nononnoon

And then the candle goes pig
I'm at the edge of my seat here!
cmon!!!!
im too adhd for this shit 
wtf spoilers

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:0

True 



I was here



Slow and Steady wins 
Then he witnessed all over the place, the end
this is actually so peak





























Vedals a tortoise, of course he'd know about slow and steady, he sounds like he's about to race a hare and win
Gang I don't get it




WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I feel like I just got cursed

Acid trips better than. This
Dog!


Guys I missed most of the movie did this mean anything

.... so.....


is this an arg clue

im so lost




The dev just put 5 minutes of a guy trying to lightca candle from a movie into his game. That is so deep.
Let's go, candle% world record reached
70s?
Vedal is sooo uncultured, omg
bro thinks he's Tarkovsky 
what about acid trip and watching this 
Cute dog tho.
Bro cracked the code to preventing steam refunds
This seems to be a full pirated movie in the middle of a video game, as a treat for completing the game
wow so deep
Now imagine having to REWATCH THIS for PUZZLES
Next irl stream has to recreate this exactly
we finish the witness today

....
except he didnt complete the game


What is there another puzzle in The background
Thanks Jonathon Blow, I definitely needed that in my life
tbf 4 of the other recordings are absolute ass and the 5th is total cinema
this movie padded the stream to 2 hrs
Am I watching too much YTP to expect this?
no the dev genuniely put it in because he thought it was gonna be deep

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
we sure witnessed something

👏

evil was so moved by this
👏
Yeah true but this seems to be the ending
Cinema
this is an allegory for how Vedal pads out his Dev streams with bullshit
Are we watching the full movie?

perfect, now do the enviromental puzzle on it


Absolute Dogshit
👏
👏
👏
That was ass.

its a ploy to make vedal forget all the puzzle elements
Evil is completely silent wow

No meaning whatsoever
We witnessed cinema
what language is this?
btw are you just pulling that out of your ass because you are bad at the game or where did you hear that?
i wouldnt call it Ass per se
I jsut dont know why it was there
bro really sat here and watched this
this was peak
karaoke stream PagBounce


Russian I assume
was that a snippet of gangsta's paradise
from what i remember theres like three of these movies and you have to do a timed puzzle while watching them (thankfully its optional)
he's actually smiling 
Dev thought he did somin
Vedal doing react content msh my head
Idk man, Italian? Russian?
yooo, new candidate for the next karaoke
10k people gathered here today to watch a british man watch an old guy try to light a candle and then die
It's not stopping chat
I think I heard it in an interview somewhere... I may be misremebering though, but I know for sure it's not meant as some kind of treat like that guy said
wtf is even going on
I used to be an acolyte at my parents' church as a kid and I was the only one to ever have the flame go out before lighting the candles so this is very triggering for me
There should be a mod to play the entire bee movie here instead of this
One more?

YES
"""entertainment"""

can't leave until you get the +7 sword
FUCK YEAH
Biggest why what huh in my life
WAIT HE KNOWS THAT?
“Entertainment”
chat he's just stalling because he's gonna do a WR speedrun from here on out


Do they speak English in What?
honestly I enjoyed the movie more than his gameplay
i mean its not hard 
Cool
HE KNOWS THE LANGUAGE BUT NOT WHAT LANGUAGE IT IS
it was useless
LMAO
IGN rated this a 10, by the way
IT WAS FUCKING TARKOVSKI ? !!!
Stalker
yes
Imma be real chat, I got no clue wtf just happened. 
Now we know why
yep, thats IGN
"I speak fluent... italien? I don't fucking know" -vedal987

