#livestream-chat
1 messages · Page 54 of 1
Evil should cover that one Owata-P Miku song, what was it... One sided love mamba? I forgot the actual name
I have no idea why bro refuses to make solutions that avoid the fucking boxes in the middle knowing they have to be excluded
lmaoo it's been 30 mintues already
time flies by
this is what Sonic Team does every 5 years
good content.
They don't have to be though I think?

30 minutes and 1 puzzles solved
oh wait i just noticed twitch emotes are back to normal 
he solved 1 puzzle this stream so far
sadV
close enough vedal 
1 solved

finally
Vedal must feel like the chefs in Kitchen Nightmares whereas Evil is Gordon Ramsay
YES
"Chat is bullying you" has the same vibes as this
another*
anoter
YES
mmmyes


I SAW IT DAMN IT
40 min 1 puzzle 
Doom-Sama 
@supple merlin is there some other super hidden area ||other then the hidden mountain cave|| 
fuck i spat my drink out-

-# "oh you liked sonic unleashed gameplay? fuck you. we gave him a sword."
buh buh buh, buh duh duh, buh duh duh



Surely he's just pretending for content

Aight, ima take a 5 minute Power Nap. Ping me if he makes actual progress. 
uuh
?
I'll take that over the werehog ngl
the only thing the black squares are doing is having not to separate them, right?
?
no they are the same as empty spaces

buh ut
not really a full "area" but there is || The secret puzzle in the rusty ship||
crazy how hint from vedal give me instant answer but somehow he just don't use what he find out
like an early air to air missile. following the forbidden heat signature
focus on the L vedal
boop and then poop
Iterate and improve until the dev decides the series needs a change (they do so after 2 games)

Looks right





IGN???
why did only two Ws get spoken
IGN
ign 









THE STATE OF THIS STREAM
That pause 

the one where you get ||a movie image? that one was horrible||

that's a lot of solutions
LULE
I'm bored so I'll post it here too


🤳 hmm yes I see
good old pirate software strategy
...welp.
he is telling us he is cheating tho
Except vedal excitedly declares it's time to cheat
the other one is way easier imo (when you know the mechanics)
I think so? ||I dont remember what the reward is, but its one of the rare sound based puzzles||
he didn't
wait he got to the next pu- nvm

I really regret ever drawing that emote

damn




Kinda based



yeah then i have that one already
thanks

Based

very convienent timinng to get the lamp 
and the mf still didn't solve it aaaaAAAAAHHH
she's so real
timing*
ok
forever red



tbh i dont remember those either
things


Yapping Tutel
if only there was area in the game that explains this









When Evil the Daddy's Girl said "I don't like you" to her father. Damn. That hits hard

Oneguyed




this?
they just wanted him to play the looker
swarm fm make this so epic, wish gameplay was up to par
that one guy who suggested this i hope you are doing fine 🙂
I don’t blame him

Witness devs: Git Gud

water?
"water"
"water"
water will do the trick
Did he slapped himself?
they wont be after vedal gets to them
HES DRINKINGHH
Yeah, whoever suggested this game has to carry the burden knowing that they caused Location incident /j (they probably didn't)
honestly should just quit and play the looker instead 
good hint evil
how does this wokr
Knowing Johnathan Blow he probably would say this just with a bunch of flowery prose
tbf I don't know the answer either
work*
more like witness dev: "you just don't get my vision man"

lol
I like that phrase.



LOLLL

LMAO





LOLOLOL
SO MANY L'S LMAO 
















looolollloolol




just boot up far cry 3 little bro


unique binary 
more like how about explore the map?




L



Why is she using Ls instead of 1s 









Was that even a real filtered or was that Evil trolling?
L
L

nah make a better game


that's an L - rachi clippit
NOT THE SCREENSHOT


At thus point just do an abandoned archive stream again


another day another Vedal L -Evil
locking in

This game looks like unfettered ass it’s just the same blockpuzzles in a 3D space for no reason.
Hes still on this
he's gonna see it

Replace the L’s for 1’s. Then translate it. Maybe she was trying to bypass her filter?
just fire up minecraft
yeup
After Vedal is done with The Witness (beaten the game or given up), he should play The Looker. It's a parody of The Witness and is so cathartic.

...in 5 years
mhm ms paint
miss paint
Ms. Paint
Ms Paint
Ms. Paint
mspaint
something something homestuck reference
literally like 20 hours of just block puzzles
does this work
that's thsi game
what happened to mr paint?
miss paint
Correction, there are variations of the same block puzzles in a 3D space for no reason
Puzzle boss music.
the vibe of the stream changed so damn fast 

Mr information after realising what they do to his wife:
nobody made an mp3 of Evil saying I don't like you?
Oh boy I sure do love it when my streamer starts arbitrarily drawing patterns made up of two perpendicular lines!
how?
my dad works at blizzard
why chat goes crazy? what did i miss?
how does this work tho
I mean it's kinda cool playing it yourself but watching someone else play it is agony
normal swarm chat
he's drawing a fricking 
sick music beats
bgm


Im not insane right
muscle memory
yes you are
there is one not matching in each group which is negated, the weird shape negates one failure
HE'S ODING IT
That one time Neuro got banned:
cant wait for the reaction when he finally opens this
i thought it was a car
matching*

he is gonna dismiss this

I just noticed it's a turtle.
Is it gonna run into Bao?
i mean he still has to draw the line xD
how
yes

No, he's summoning Chaos god of rage with that

HOW IS HE THIS DUMB
isn't this correct?
is it the puzzle game again im not at stream
There will be no rage bait
i forgot we were doing a puzzle tbh
Yes, unfortunately
would anyone care if he dropped this game and played something else with evil

He's gonna end up drawing a no no and getting banned for the exact same reason why early neuro got banned
No
is a skull

man why was i looking forward to this shit while i have a headache...
depends
how do the black squares work?

bro
no
holy random no
no
Something Holo that isn't hololive?
the color squares mean u cant separate them from each other

i feel like he's over complicating it
Putting a pipe into your bike ah move
you sure ?


in this puzzle they do nothing
they need to be seperate from cubes of a differnt colour
this loops back to the first puzzle 
Please just 1 clip. I need to eat 
You think???
how is he doing this
different*
question does this work? I cant remember the rules on the orange tetris
Why he's so stupid 🥹
So close yet so far
get ragebaited
why are you still dead halloween is over
Woe be upon thee: go hungry, all that exists here is ragebait
i feel like Evil knows she makes a sound when she puts (...)
I think the ragebait killed my wifi for a minute 

I am die
I dont correct my typos in livechat
it too fast to care
This guy has NO wrinkles in his brain. If information were to try and go inside of it, it'd just slide off like a slip and slide
its* smh
Clip deficiency
you can't rotate these squares
fitting for this music. epic bass indeed
WAIT I got it
just take all the Ls vedal
too high standards
witness this echo chamber
nice spoiler you've got there 
cue Animal Crossing Sea Bass joke
hmmmmmm 
there's just no way
Wrong ping?
the classic double line
fake
mhm
mhm
Halfway there

mhm

mhm
buh


If you could violate the game mechanics it would work, genius!
mhm
she already broke 
so real evil
mhm

using two shapes twice is surely to bring the solution
so true
Vedal watching as swarm is raving
I agree
I agree
good hint
He's so close on drawing the no no I was talking about
Bro is so close
LIVE LAVA LAMP REACTION
it's almost as if this would be easy if the other side was the same as this one side...
is it always red?
on Evil streams yes
is sounding a red alert
This guy is partying
nah this one took me ages too, tho i had no stream stress 
her "exactly" sounded so real thewn
mirror it and make 2frame dancing gif
the clue 
I solved the puzzle

reminds me of schizos seeing scott cawthon's avatar as something else 


left, up left up right up up right up up?
say it evil
there wasn’t any spoiler for me
wait no im fucking stupid
Ask evil to do uh the paint thing on this 
my headache be killing me
we're almost an hour into the stream and he's only solved 2 optional side puzzles






LOL

LMAO















Hmm, I don't know what kind of game this is, but it looks interesting, and some random person on Steam is adding me as a friend so that he can be eaten by a woodchuck



i thought she couldnt read chat


lmao she read my message verbatim
idk I think this puzzle is very simple
she made it up
SHORT STREAM = 1 PUZZLE 
NO IT DOESNT HAVE TO lmao

its a super fun game, if you enjoy puzzles
ELP
she knows chat so well
rachinova clip it
Now thats a game I would love to see vedal and evil play
H-elp
I love puzzles.
she actually didn't though I wrote that 
idk the rules does this work
she can make fun of him and blame it on chat
?
a bit off topic from the stream but I want Vedal's playlist
HE SHOULD PLAY THE EVIL VERSION
O
nvm
One puzzle per hour stream
But I don't like puzzles like in the movie Saw.
I just don't know
there i solved it..ez
Bro its in front of you
didnt he disable her to read chat for this?
Now he's just baiting
Apparently not
oh no not this again
He got it

At some point you've got to doubt if he actually made Neuro
H

then i can recommend (lots of fun logic puzzles)
H
missed the other eye
Yayy


YES

YES



LETSGOOOO

yeah

LETS GOOO
bruh



noway























LETSGOOOOO
we can end stream

oh did he get it
👏 👏 👏 👏
NOWAYING, A PUZZLE GAME, REQUIRES THINKING???
i cant wait for him to walk through this door.......

HURRAHHHHH
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
HELL YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:clap\

👏
1 hour





👏
















Man, I was just about to make a tic tac toe edit of it. Darnit




short stream btw





om







Yay.




AHAHAHAHA

LMFAO



HAHAHAHAHAHHA


yeah

LOOOOOOOOL

Lmaoooooo

amazing






NO WAY


LMFAO
2 puzzle stream.

cinema
AIN'T NO WAY



AHAHAHAHAH

ALL THAT FOR A SHORTCUT

what is this game bro holy shit


peak gameplay


Crazy game, right?








What in the Dark Souls level design is this?


LETSGOO
also this is the pity door where you only have to solve one of them to get throu

theres no way 






damn I was about to solve it

Song name?
I just tuned in. Glad I apparently didn't miss anything

Listening to stream while working on my truck
he's losing it ahaha
@supple merlin
i found two more puzzles 
this stream is so peak
even the long drive had more sense of accomplishment
Brother, save your liver, don't read the signs
I would die though.
gotta change it from 7 to 20
i solved it in like 2 minutes while playing another game...
It's all about the journey 
b o a t s p a w n
keeps walking towards a new area then turns around and says he needs to go to a new area
we dont get official bingos anymore right?
boat 

CINEMA I WITNESSED NOTHING CINEMA I WITNESSED NOTHING CINEMA I WITNESSED NOTHING
Vedals intelligence can't compare to this chat room
Song name?
X
all roads lead to nothing

FELT is the band
the song playing is felt
NOOOO IM LATEEEE D:
but i forgot the name
To be fair, swarm intelligence is a thing
bro spent an hour to unlock an equivalent of the New Londo Ruins shortcut
smh missed 2 puzzles
your not
dw you missed nothing

can't wait for him to try to get out at certain harbors without unlocking them first
dw he paused the stream for you
They missed peak ragebait, that's very important
he did that last stream lmao

literally 
POV: 95% of vedal in The Witness
Smh Evil doesn't know green isn't a creative color
Vedal secretly waited for me to join the stream, 2 minutes after I joined he solved. Thanks ved
Vedal is fucking losing it 
Felt - New World
So, we opened a container door that lead to nothing, and we opened a door that let us get to the opened container from a different area
OH MY GOD VEDAL THERE ARE TWO WHOLE AREAS YOU HAVENT DONE TO THE RIGHT STOP WALKING PAST THEM

LOL
Time Travelers skip 1 hour for the next puzzle
hes doing it again
WHY ARE YOU STARRING THIS GIF GO STAR THE THING I REPLIED TO
did anyone hear the voice crack
Bro failed their perception check

OH MY GOD HE FORGOT THIS DOCK IS NOT UNLOCKED YET
HE DID THIS LAST STREAM

you know people complain about yellow paint and quest markers and shit, well this is who those are for




VOD Watchers Skip 38 Years
surely


chugging copium rn
doom-sama 
Doom Sama 


Time travellers cancel this game suggestion pls

It's short because he will brute force the rest 
Doom-sama

doom music plays
Nice, we went from "short stream" to "the stream only ends when we finish the game"
NEW SISTER UNLOCKED


LETS GO A FUCKING SEQUEL
THERES A TWO!?

the witness 2?
Leak?

It's short because he has an idea 📱

speaking of puzzle, if you complain about vedal solving skill, try solving the arg
thank god my message stopped getting starred i dont deserve it
star the stuff that deserves being on a starboard stupid swarmers :smh:
masterpiece
GOD FUCKI-
Vedal beating the puzzle:
yes?
xD
star farming smh hy head

The looker ? 
you asked for this
TELL THEM TO STOP
do not resist
next puzzle steam is gonna just be IRL vedal playing with this

Nesus would be proud



waiting for rage incoming
MY HEADACHE'S WORSENING AGAIN



she got him right there
stop it guys (don't xdx)
YUP

the second ever person to get banned from Starboard
You should star my message instead 

🤳 yeah I'll finish this game
yup


STOP GOD DAMN IT


...Meh, worth a try. 





i need to calm down before i get an even bigger headache
If I get starredI will crash out so fucking hard man


surely we will just get to another area and not forget the he wants to go there


This guy actually cut his braincells off lool


are we serious

Why is he going through the boat again?
he turned boat riding into a puzzle
is he blind?
Yippee yay I love the boat wahoo yay


he can't get out at this sation yet
Hell yeah the boat puzzle... wait this isn't a puzzle
lol
Very
and some how failing
that title is going to be funny on the VOD when its a 5+ hour stream
smh starfarming I would never
stellar
Bruh
STOP HAUNTING ME GOD DAMN IT
Did you solve the boat puzzle? The boat puzzle was my fAvourite puzzle
I just joined, why is he playing a Fishing Game?
2021 Meme where an OCD girl cant take the wrong shape going into the wrong hole.
Original video can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nSQs0Gr9FA
featuring Alison Burke
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZScybDAB/
and brock1137
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZScyGwsu/
Worst stream award
LET ME ENJOY THE STREAM AND NO- oh wait there's nothing to enjoy right now
mhm
best brain of the month
"Most Ragebait Gameplay" Award
Yeah, the most competent game journalist award
best ragebaiter of the year
the garbage at puzzles award
Chat use this --> 🌟
It is shinier

welp we found Nessus2.0. starboard his ass!!
worst gamer of the year award
worst gamer award
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.

Clueless
poor little soul
If we give both ⭐ and 🌟 we can get even MORE shine 
Duration: 15 seconds
504 votes — 67% (winner)
44 votes — 6%
27 votes — 4%
176 votes — 23%
where's the 2 hr option?
How long would Evil (not Vedal) take per Witness puzzle?
14
27
1
10 seconds
:HOLY MOLY
i mean im sure you said this as a stanley parable joke but ||the env puzzle where you have to start the boat without being in it was pretty fun||
actually thats pretty slow for her considering her prison break speedrun
oh no
NAHHH

"Most patient assistant" for Evil

🧩
If the puzzle doesn't solve itself in 10 seconds, it's getting harpooned!
Nope!
-# yea it was a stanley parable ref
who hurt you guys 😭
Where's those "lets see you try" pics?
I thought vedal said he turned off her ability to read chat
String Builder Moment
I like the star :3
first he actually has to manage to get to a new puzzle area
xdx'
LET ME ENJOY THE FUCKING STREAM PLEASE
He's never gonna pattern recognize those.
lol
woah


Smh shaking my head
i hate this
he literally missed the very first one he'e never finding those
smh my head
⭐ 
Consider the following:
How about you let me enjoy…..
like he did the hint puzzle and eveything he just didn't put 2 and 2 together to find the river
BRUH
sorry but this is the only place that i can actually react to the stream without it being flooded out by spam
I see
IS THAT A TOUHOU REMIX I HEAR-
i hear Love-Colored Master Spark
when you were here beforeeeee,,, couldn't look you in the eyeeee
Nah mate you getting the Nessus experience there is no escape 
I SWEAR I CAN HEAR THE GODDAMN LOVE COLORED MASTER SPARK THEME IN THERE
if i had a marisa ayaya emote i would send it
now we wait for him to find the area entrance
@topaz heron
THIS IS A REMIX OF LOVE COLORED MASTER SPARK
I found this on my pc. tell me in how many years will vedal need it.
but all of my marisa emotes are sad for some reason 
I SWEAR ITS A REMIX
and whatever this is
demetori 

