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it worked
can't think if permanently asleep

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I was half expecting her to never say to breathe out 
she did better than Evil i guess
C
Man, being a mod is a lot of twerk without the t
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Oh yeah, you gotta breathe out too. My b
Collapsing helps with not thinking 
No summoning demons like your sister???


Lost brain cells o7
Uh… thanks?

aww
asking a being that doesn't breath for breathing exercise


REALLY GOOD ACCENT

smh gonna have to tap the sign


Spanish




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I only understood gato

🌮
Her cat is small and something something
👉 🪧
my cat is very small
FORGOT ALREADY
Little cat is all i got
perfecto español
she can't eat her breakfast without him
german? 
my cat is very small, i cant eat brakfast without him
ye something like smol cat
Something about lunch too
definetly not
Her cat is small and she is trying to eat it ?
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nein
hear me out.
We put Vedal on the mousepad on the left.
He can be the one running the stream (that's why it's failing)
CLASSIC ENTSCHULDIGUNG MOMENT
someone give the sign to layna



lol
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DU HAST
And here come the language filter deleted messages



cute 



sorry I can't speak german
TAP THE SIGN
sorry i cant speak any german
"Sorry i dont speak german"
@south stream you're german what she say

She can only speak english, and any language the bit demands of her
does this mean that even in spanish she eats cats

sorry, i can't speak german.
she said "sorry i cant speak german" but it sounded so bad 
alr imma go start dressing up for halloween, BYE CHATTTT
potentially
I can count to 3 in german. That's it
maybe its the subtitles but at least it was understandable
I can order a beer in germany, that is essential
its time for the red sauce that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others!!!!
not wrong
It sounded Dutch
i can only count to 3 in german because of pokemon 😭
damn, guess we'll ask someone else then...
-# insert laughtrack
Did she say I can't German
Neuro's known languages:
English
Content
now dutch, that I am semi-fluent in 'cos I lived in belgium for a while
and then she pulled out a comically large spoon...
I can count to 49 in spanish
she knows binary too
Neuro's favorite bake? Raspberry Pi


its just google translate

had to read the subtitles to understand it
that is goop
s-sniffa







Vine walked so tiktok can go to hell


she is so done.
layna walked into this one

the face of regret

i mean its just jam





















Blue Exorcist for me




Its for flavor!


yummy chemical jam




preservatives
NA 'food'
what's the problem?
hey technically everything is chemicals

Why not?
chemical jam 
Because freedom
God I LOVE chemicals
Youre so right neuro. My goat fr

Rare moment where neuro and vedal team up against someone else

love all them toxic coloring
Mhm
I'm like mostly chemicals myself
NA "food"
too sweet I bet
mmmmmm red #40
God where's the red 40 at
we can turn anything natural into chemical slop fit for consumption
she do be regretting the whole project right now
This is why I don't eat jam
mmm bromine jam


Delicious artificial flavors and colors

yummy chemicals



lmao






like why has jam anything else except fruit and sugar 

ewwwww








American cooking be like:

Pectin
Too
Yeah, that sounds right.

Preserves > Jam > Jelly
I don't think rasberry jam is supposed to taste like that.


















I mean so long as she's the only one eating it the spoon is no biggie


that's already in the fruit
let me check if the jam sugar in my kitchen has that


They like the taste of carcinogenics in the morning
(passed out drunk)




he doesnt care whatsoever wow
MAKE TUREL SOOM
smadge
Bad father


why is she so mean to me
ah yes, turel soom
I will save neuro from Vedals evil grasp.
Vedal has it so easy as a dad, his kids literally have an "off" switch.
this sounds so bad without context
Her being awake is expensive.
the slop

He prob has like 30 project he's doing off stream
Evil is sleeping right now 
tasty red paste
all kids have off switches as long as you have enough sedatives
sleeping project maybe 

As a non-parent, this is so true
So is me being awake, to be honest.
eliv hibernation period

Why is Evil not here right now??????
Vedal putting evil to sleep

Sleeping? Him? Noway
alright you got me
vedal simply hates good content
Evil is out there vampire hunting
Because Vedal is dumb
30 different bottles of rum
eepy
can we do a cake baking?
Vedal sold her to get the ghost costume

Is Layna's mouse running out of battery? It's blinking red
this took forever to find
shes out there terrorizing all the trick or treaters
I do hope she gets that stream in the future
looks like it
Boom?
That's evil. She's here with us, just very quiet today
Three types of chatters
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
She's communicating in Morse code
these damn kids keep trying to take the candy out of this bowl vedal put out (throws harpoon)


remember the last time evil did something on stream for halloween 
Duration: 15 seconds
727 votes — 96% (winner)
34 votes — 4%
Is the red color appropriate?
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It's a nice red!
that turtle







THIS GUY






LOL


why





I think she got the wrong memo











"why is she so mean to me"


such a tag team against layna
they are teaming up
Layna = #regret

<--- Evil

BRO HER FACE 


<--- same vibe

I need to name these
next time layna is inviting only the twins and not vedal





WYSI
this is like when the protagonist and villain team up against a common evil
xD


shes so angry
lmao

she only teams up when jumping on someone else, does the same with evil vs vedal

THE VOICE IS SO GOOD



Living vicariously through layna

Sure! I'd Love To Do That For You!
yummy red goop
vedal really have to throw layna under the bus huh 


We're gonna get a new turtle shaped body bag before the stream is over

that faces is equal parts "oh no" and "oh yes content"

It's her or him
Weasel987
"Jam"
classic weasel987
how bad can it be tbh
This is what happens if you invite vedal too
Or this doing this.
Jam and icing kinda sounds good lol
Vedal is so evil lmao
holy the whole spoon 
mmmm sugar
sounds good
Fortunately for Layna, the Swarm may be...unhinged...but we do not forget.
Vedal will get his...
She's getting some experience early
mmmmm edible diabetes
what 1 trillion chemicals, sugar covers it all
damn that's some good thiamine mononitrate
Fellas I love me a cooking stream


The body is moving a bit




its smelling the cinnamon rolls
I can't wait till we get too this stage again
If it was rum it would get vedal

there are some cute neuro dolls out there
Big sausages
the previous residents
holy they are so much bigger then i thought
He needs his rum
that's how goth girls sleep


love me some hanging hams
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
Oh
this is what the mods do to raid spoilers
They died because of you, Neuro 
Laynas T3 subs in there
I thought that was hanging above the counter at first
Duration: 15 seconds
487 votes — 51% (winner)
472 votes — 49%
she saw
i was freaking out for a minute because Neuro turned my lava lamp off

you think Neuro would be used to this since she lives with evil


Do you think those 'decorations' are cute?
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They're cute!
Close



Christmas
fuck christmas

L NEURO


monka
Meatbag? Why not fleshbag?
L take
vedal spitting facts
based Halloween
You can't say that Neuro! 

Or this stage
Me. Fuck Christmas
So kind of them
Christmas all the way
L Ved 
xD
WHAT WAS THAT WALK CYCLE
Christmas is better
XDD
that run lmao

ok actually justified

Halloween looks way better.
why is the other pizza photoshopped over


It's no mugmug, but it'll do
It's a mug.
nicknacks
comes with free lead poisoning
love me some good mug
:mug:
Thank god we don't have them

i have so many mugs collected 
neuro and evil mugs would be ait
Not Christmas 
Not Photoshop, but because it was funny
HOLY BITRATE
And a Tutel Stein
time to be influenced by ads
thats what i have been saying 
Heat changing mug
she went to a gas station 
would be sick
Neuro to Evil when heated
that?


lmao







Ah yes, a mug of thermal paste












Evil & Neuro heat changing mug. I love it.
Also a Vedal mug meant for alchool

She likes interrupting haha
Lmao
neuroscared
True
Hear me out for evil merch
Yeah, it's awful
I AGREE
american chocolate
Ye american chocolate is ass
It is so bad.......
blame hershey for that
Imagine eating American chocolate
WHOLE HEARTEDLY YEAH AMERICAN CHOCOLATE SUCKS
true and real

UK CHOCOLATE HOWEVER IS AWESOME
I've never had American chocolate so idk
im living the good chocolate life in belgium
I want some actually good chocolate for once.
homogenized americanized corporatized 
Dont
American food is generally serviceable at best yeah.
trueing
:hesRight:
as an american this is very interesting
go to a real burger joint and tell me that
i'm not a fan of chocolate
All I had are Malaysian chocolate
bbq diff

chocolate, but the milk has gone bad
oh wait when i go to the usa for the concert i have to eat the food there
anyway yeah the chocolate is bad
As a Canadian, I can confirm that American food is iffy a lot of the time
Any chocolate is better than american chocolate
Moist
Imagine chocolate, with an added taste of vomit. And that's not an exaggeration, they artificially add something that gives it the taste of vomit because people have become used to it
except the quality is steadily decreasing after americans companies buy out the uk ones
i used to use that same mix to make pies back in canada lol
That sounds awful
make's me curious where they went. like pizza in the US is gonna be wildly different coast to coast
American foods be like
mhm
No wonder why, isn't chocolate support to just taste sweet


Easy
Hmm true, but then we also have Switzerland chocolate and Australian chocolate that is just as good
why is she ordering so close to schedule 

The worst american food is still deep fried butter
man it can be that easy
New Orleans food is good though
Is that fucking lucky charms in a burger


nice neuro tried to kick it
how is a mouse so unusable?
Most restaurants are catering to the elderly or long distance travelers. They're bland by necessity. The key is to find the hole-in-the-wall places that are at least a couple blocks from a main on/off ramp to the freeway.
What about deepfried Kool aid?
us food:
wait i love the chocolate here, have I been eating absolute garbage this entire time and loving it?! 
yes

see this guy gets it
I have heard this from quite a few people, I will believe it.
I remember someone once deepfrying water
oh my god

yep

None of the look tasty. 1 is the most palatable, but would probably be mid.
How did that turn out?
Well the poor soul that eats it sure isn't lucky
My favorite chocolate is Violet Crumble
for me there is nothing better than italian chocolate
so many knobs of butter
As an American, I agree but at least it’s not British food

ok, but if you put a piece of subway bread between two pieces of bread, is it a sandwich? 
because none of those are actually eaten, its just stunt food
Who here has had Violet Crumble? Show hands
these are my favorites
so smart
That's dumb.
was that right? sounded right

those are pretty good
She's shedding the skin
got very concerned for second there
same they're amazing
She will forget 
Uuuuh, I want some but they're so expensive
shes grown so much damn
I've had a pretty good time with Pacific Northwest food.
that looks good actually
Those are good
true
Ooh those are good. I had this today
but expensive as shit
wait, when you guys see that, do you genuinely think we eat it?
As a brit, my fav british foods are the ones we stole from other countries, like everything else.

as long as you avoid hershey


THIS FUCKING GUY
Vedal is so mean smh


But why couldn't you guys use the spices you stole
2v1 with vedal and neuro
They managed it, but it was literally water covered with batter
I came in for Neuro abominations so the real food is making me hungry

you should burn your mouth, NOW
they did, they put it in the curry
I'm saying stunt food is dumb.

Oh we do. Just in dishes we stole from other countries.
We steal for the love of the game
ooOoooO spooky ghost
As an American myself, I fucking hate American food
I mean, I have a theory that every person has at least one combination of food they like that is often considered weird. I eat corn with mustard.
I really hope these aren't raw inside, I had a bad exprience cooking raw dough in a form like that, it needed 2x the time
Except a nice juicy burger
the brainrot
I prefer to have synonym rolls, just like grammar used to make
I lost The Game

I don't, eat stuff from a real restaurant

Honestly Layna & Vedal are giving me FOMO for not having left the US ever
fuck you
From what I know, everything there is chemicals
SOMEONE SAID BRAINROT?!?!




when my mom bought one, i took one from it and she got angry at me cuz she said they were expensive and i tought they costed like 50 euros

based neuro

thats a cup? 

it is ever present



Cups are such a wild measurement system for non liquids





I heard "be nice" then the dududdendun sound lol

Gotta cook more, or find better local places
chef assistant


Dirt 
she really hasn't let up ever since that dev stream when when he wanted her to be mean to him xD

Anything? That’s dangerous

Do, in fact, cook again
more cooking streams
Oh nah I cook a fair bit, does Vedal and Layna not cook?
I lost the game 
Makes him something nice only in America because the food taste awful lule

HUH

Cooking a bomb 

Imagine not using grams
its not that hard to understand :(((
true


Haggis is probs the best "native" british food (also yeah I am Scottish).
THEY MEASURE THE BUTTER IN TBS ????

yeah cut through the wrapping
americans will use anything BUT metric...
american use anything but metric system 
they use anything but the metric system
I didn't even imagine a measuring system for butter
same one neuron
Damn right Neuro.
My eyes are blond I can't see from that camera
as an american I'm also not crazy about it
How many hamburgers is half a butter?
its better for when they want to eat it directly 
YES THEY DO
1
A block of butter is usully 250g.
1/1000's of a football field
I just scoop it up with an actual tablespoon
Patched? They just put a dog in 
Funnily enough, Canada uses both metric and imperial
Maybe 3/4 in width
brittany method, add butter
If you cook and the food's still bad, it's not really the fault of your location at that point
boutt 0.01 football fields
america cant be real

explaining butter to an american: "so imagine a burger,"
Whoa I input a message and it takes roughly 20 seconds to register. Nice one Discord 

it's all saying the same shit in the end why does anyone care
So does the UK

Believe me, it is very "fun" to download recipes that aren't made in the US & having to convert all the units
Prob on your end
I will never understand arguing over measurment systems'
in germany it would be one and a half Saarland
tiktok instructions very clear
just convert it you have the internet
Guys are you all ignoring the fact the oven temp was given in F?
It gives people another arbitrary reason to feel superior


Who's land?

we are having fun making fun of american stereotyps
I don't know, I find it part of the cooking experience, it's oddly fun
the stream is sub 2.5 s though

classic microwave mention
Neurt

we use both metric and imperial here, and I find the crashout over measurements hilarious
Sometimes diffrent systems are easier to use, I guess.



LMAO

Huh. Never knew that

Ooh








Yes? "Total Butter Slices." Duh.
Set scale to grams and you are good.





He's such a jpket



it's all the same to me personally
but whys the butter gone?!

Vedal is a menace




glad that vedal is enjoying himself

Fun fact we also do that in the states
🧈

shit I'll use fucking kelvin as a joke sometimes
He's testing the waters lol

vedal ragebaiting as usual

u just realized now?
New clip later: "Layna rushed to the hospital."
I ate a bar of butter one time. Is that weird?????
Granted, I'm one of those people that only kind of sort of follows recipes. Close enough to make a good end product, but typically not quite to the letter
Yeah, they use it for stuff like distance and drink size. They don't go to the pub and order a deciliter.
turtles kinda do that, yeah
top 3 ragebaiter
"you dont NEED to taste it... unless? nah im jk jk... unless?"
New Layna noise
Did you live?



cap

kinda right

He doesn't dive in head first like neuro
as long as you enjoyed it
i did too, across a lot of days and a lot of hot cakes breakfast

xD

asking her memories?



Next Layna stream there's going to be a third sausage hanging from the ceiling that suspiciously looks like a turtle




















I'd watch any Vedal & [Friend] ragebaiting stream

Ah. We use metric for certain things and imperial for others. Sometimes both


fair

That's just a Camilla & tutel stream




and it's amazing

neuro was right
He said the thing

that's crazy


1 hour cleaning that bowl
messed up cooking this time by human error
next Thursday 
Fuck it, send it
fuck it! we'll do it live!
Thing is, some measuring systems are better for some things and worse for others.
It's unsurprising that many nations use multiple systems.
Or the microwave
fuck it we ball
Wait fr? Peak inbound


lol



rice non-crispies

bussin melted butter and marshmallow, just missing a cup of sugar tho
its dry its prob nothing

Vedals not even there lmao
ya they are doing Vr minecraft
whats dirty about it?
This is going to go so well

sassy ai
manifesting new pchan artwork next thursday 🙏
Very Disco cop duo.
food fight
while drunk too 
o7
NO COVER?? HER MICROWAVE IS COOKED
what a mess
30 gee
07 microwave
30g of melted lava. mhm
