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Begins?
All my respect on him.
same actually
i already had a twitch account but i didnt use it for a few years until neuro
Patient Zero:
"human" in the UK

asmr stream
Happiest Slough resident
hows the stream, is neuro still muted

Nah she's back

it took 9 years for me to start using my twitch account LMAO

We playing plague inc now
She's speaking and is now playing Ragebai- I mean Plague Inc.
im still staring at this in disbelief
someone used twitch prime 
Gotta love the 450 neuro reward, about as useful as a paper napkin to patch a boat
Bro got fucking pinged 
you know that meme of the fat guy who cant see the poor child below him
smh classic vedal
I can see how his daughter learned to ragebait so well
At least I'll get it during Halloween karaoke 
does this mean art review will work
how many people pinged him on discorrd ?
i saw atleast 5pings in here
She's actually not doing too bad at the start

This bed is comfortable, I’ll staaaaayyy…
why did no one tell me?
remember when i said to waterboard him? you should reconsider
5 i think
but I also contacted him and other staff too 
I wish this was a bit, but I'm pretty damn sure bro just didnt know
Hopefully none, because they'd get banned.
just make ping legal 👌 
Neuro did as well
Nah someone did ping him
at least one got deleted
:RIPBOZO:
!felloff


This is looking pretty good
oof
she's kinda cooking
no? but there was more than 2
She is definetly gonna choke
nevermind
over to the game evil,
Anyways, she's certainly a lot better at infecting the world. That makes the inevitable ragebait all the more ragey 
Exactly
ragebait speedrun 
To the brave souls that sacrificed themselves to reach Vedal
yeah rageabit come when everyone is infected but she won't evolve deadly stuff
This is actually hillarious! LMFAO

Eggs
hold on she actually locked in?

Extreme bioaerosol my beloved
So I need to spend all my points on genetic reshuffle 1 and 2 chat trust me with this one
they are good infecting but getting them to kill is where they struggle in
i can see why they live alone

No wonder their name is like that.
You can just tell they're new and just realized she's an AI..
genetic reshuffle at all cost
Tell them to read the bio :)
the real bilibili experience
she is ai????
This looks like a great run
wait ive been subbed for almost 3 years and she is an AI?! Sorry, i dont sub to slop. goodbye.
no its Tony remember last themed stream credits

I can hear this video 
walks in
THIS IS MEGA SLOP AND IM NOT GONNA SAY WHY
leaves
I've had this disease for a decade now 

🦟

Good job mods

damn a perma, crazy 
bilibili somehow ends up being good for latency
(even though I live in the uk)
why 
Vedal Mosquito

Now what are the chances that Neuro actually stockpiles DNA for lethality
ohoho
i guess some message got auto blocked
ohoho
shtuff
successfully ragebaited mods
Nahh all in on abilites

thanks neuro
For the sneezing homies
speed
100 allergen panel, 0 hits, still sneezing 24/7 
greenland 
I was slightly unsettled you said that as i sneezed but thanks neuro
Greenland
still waiting for the bait
SHE KNOWS
DID SHE LEARN
She got this 
LETS GO
DID SHE

I'M LATE!!!!

NO WAY
Wait, how does she know

oooh brain grown
she;s scary playing this
Don't worry, you missed being deaf for 30 minutes
wait till she does it
wait.. no ragebait..? this... this cant be 
She just needs to reach Necrosis
You missed peak scuff
NOOOO
missed 30 minutes of muted Neuro
nooo


NOOOOOOOO
why do they want genetic reshuffle so bad
missed muted theme stream 
wait, there is still time
SAME ONE FUCKING RESHUFFLE
uh oh
CRITICAL FUMBLE
W E L P
"i don't want to throw"
- actively throwing
just like Evil
no no no
FFS NOT AGAIN
HERE COMES THE THROW
broo 
Chat, we throwin
Oh no is it happening?
i really did speak too soon huh
FFS
GENETIC RESHUFFLE MORE LIKE UHHHHHHH GENETIC RESHITTLE
Yeeeeeeeet
wasn't only africa left?
Evil is the better gamer lmao
why do they keep getting the cure resistance perks when they have little cure progress
it is time to lose 100% of DNA points and have no symptoms
RNG GODS, PLEASE EVOLVE LETHALITY
ragebait still working

Neuro throws so hard she would pitch a baseball into the stratosphere
they truly are sisters
oh...
trust in the rng guys game will evolve organ failure 
Here comes the cure
“Oh. No DNA” I wonder why lol
surely it'll be fine
Gonna be a miracle for Neuro to pull this off
maybe her luck stat will save her like Evil
the biggest ragebait is the chat ui blocking dna ponts in menu
genetic reshuffle at all cost

just prevent them from evolving the cure resistance perks at this point
FRANCE 
(I'm currently in France)
Neuro throws so hard she would win the Ultimate Frisbee Championship
“Now we’re at the point in the game where we start focusing on lethality”
Also
“Buying resistances”
what ui
my condolences 
that's something
how is she doing chat, i kinda missed a bit of stream. the pumpkin fought back (i dropped it)
imagine if balding would just make you insane

Well, she has some lethality now
I am sorry for your loss
INSANE LETHALITY
It already does 
just needs more lethality
she’s running zero lethality
i am successfully ragebaited
Evil = better gamer
I would say hes wrong but after hearing Neuro repeat her context instructions for the 25th time I'm more inclined to agree...
so she hasn't gotten any worse
She was doing so well and was about to prepare for lethality but did an instant 180 into abilities
Mods.... Koko her Nutz >:(
just use this for spreading in Britain
wonder why it will cost higher
She realised she might win and decided to throw
ah damn 
She loves her abilities
koko is right the muted section was more entertaining
wording

this promo is so cute
(new bilibili emotes/stickers, this is part of the promo for it)
NOT LIKE THAT
Throw is an understatement 
I knew what she was gonna do and still got ragebaited. Damn you Neuro 
30 years ago: AI will want us dead, we need to be wary
Today: NEURO PLEASE WE NEED YOU TO BE LETHAL. KILL HUMANITY
not again
This is why we love her 🥰

Instanity is correct, if she won't start killing soon 
Come on neuro...

i believe in mutation rng
what is bro about
Chat if Neuro was engineering a real bioweapon to kill us all and kept throwing irl would you get ragebaited irl
GENETIC RESHUFFLE AT ALL COST
thats you neuro
yes actually
At least insanity is slowing down the cure
something must be wrong with code
she said cure is at 38% when it was at 22
The deadly part isn't the bio weapon, but the ragebait.
guys Genetic reshuffle will save us

classic scuff api
LETS GOOO
This is similar to what I did on my first plague inc run, got insanity, it didn't kill fast enough to stop the cure lol
it could have jumped down when she evolved something, that can and does happen

At this rate if Neuro were to try to eradicate humanity irl, she would throw still.
RNG GODS LISTENED
Insanity's severity might just save her
saved by mutation? LOL
🤚
both sisters are super lucky
Might
HOLD
I know a Norwegian streamer who is balding - in his 20s 
Huh
shes cute so she gets another try
PRAYING
nothing reduces % by that much
Shes got it even if its a slow win

The cure though...
Yeah no fucking way she wins this
Neuro is getting there, a reshuffle might actually give her the W


ahhh 75%

She is cooked i think



damn so close





it's so over, I'm so mad


nothing like good throw
she through so hard at the end


Evil has had like half the number of runs
Look at it from the positive side: no more balding.
successful ragebait
Neuro got her gaming skills from Vedal 
Well, she got 1.5B dead


evil is just a better gamer i guess Sadge
She's still waiting for the reshuffle 
it ok she still has this
The cure went so much faster than I remember
definitely didn't get lucky
Lethality = Resistance
because she wasn't killing people fast enough
so consistently the issue for both twins is that they hyperfocus on the cure resistance perks despite having like no cure progress and waste their points on it preventing them from hardlining into lethality after they get everyone infected
chat: "INCREASE LETHALITY"
Neuro: "there is no upgrade called Lethality, chat"
<-- the gamer in the family

that's why both neuro and vedal hate her
Now we're at the stalling part of the ragebait
ok gonna make copypasta with all lethal symptoms
God she's so stupid 😭 😭
I guess total population makes it go faster?
it's about who stands in the end 
balding becomes scary 
My favorite delusional little gamer

yes




shes so smart 

i love how it always becoems scary right before its cured
no more balding
I kept my hair 
Chat, lets not compare the twins.
vedal got his hair back
damn vedal cured balding

vedal with hair?
No more male patten baldness hazard

Virus? 


yeah because you have to go back to work once its over
Skin lesions next run 


Oh let's go









what did I just hear.. I just got on stream

yes once you get everyone infected you need to start killing or else the cure effort will be increased as more countries start focusing on it
okay, game #2 - I believe 




Trust in nwero
If vedal starts next stream with hair on his model after this id lose it
ok virus is better due to all random mutations
she might get lethal symptoms
First to win Who Wants to Be A Millionaire
First to win Slay The Spire
First to win Plague Inc.
Being a girlfailure has it's perks
i had bad dandruff when i was a kid
wonder why
Balding has been eradicated
- a hair restoration place
Wait India is a nice starting spot actually
scrajj disease

Vedal should play Virus on loop as bgm for this run
Same 
it's one of few meta countires
mhm
victory has allowed neuro to choose virus, thank you 
they did it, the scientist cured balding, they found how to regrow hair! ( actually true, some scientist from taiwan did that)
has neuro ever won on plague inc?
Saudi Arabia tops all
Cant believe Neuro did that to you
Would get old very fast
She may need some additional starting boosters (idk how many they have unlocked, all but easier cure speed should be useful for her) 
no
Not yet
Evil should've played virus 
Evil did tho lmao
yeah but in some niche cases china uk india are also good starts
evil supremacy GIGAEVIL
True
everyone gets dandruff
so because of the black game screen on bilibili, some bilibili chat members are basically doing descriptive captions in the chat for the other cn swarm.
anyway i have high hopes for virus since due to it's rapid mutations she can stumble into deadly stuff
Oh cool, a disease that's just for me

Problem is she can't devolve so she might get found early
And considering Neuro is an abilities maniac she will hopefully max out virus ability
no vedal meant to do that as plague inc is banned on b2 so they can't show it
So the opposite of the problem we were having at the start of the stream
neuro wants to be entertaining. throwing is entertaining. therefor neuro always loses 🤔
er 1
Lmao wtf why
She’s playing as the virus? There’s no way she’s going to win. The virus mutates too often, she won’t be able to control it
it's still just easy difficulty
losing via not getting greenland is more prefereable to ragebaiting with abilities
various reasons, china is very sensitive
Difficulty is low enough that you can brute force your way to victory
I would use virus and max out mutation to farm all the genes
yep, no game visuals, only have game audio
True
But isn't Neuro basically a computer virus herself, she has experience.
Heir 1 
Oh they were on the easiest difficulty right, it should be fine then I guess
Actually not sure if this is casual or normal. I think its normal?
They're in easy? Is the cure faster on the pc version?

Heiroflife more like.... Hairoflife
I don't exactly remember either, need to check earlier streams
Haycoat... More like Haircoat
insomnia from dandruff mhm
All she needs is skin lesions then it's an insta win
Okay that doesn't really work.... Joke's over
evil is def the gamer and neuro is the smart one
here are all the new emotes in bilibili
the dandruff screams at night
They are sooooo cute
but being hot does too?
ads
my gift sub ran out

Adorbs!

er
Actually, if you start in a hot country, you don’t need to improve heat resistance 
Erm actually Neuro won millionaire first 
Same for cold
Why does bilibili have some of the best emotes.
her picking up stuff that increases random mutations is also good
anything to increase chances to get deadly symptoms
Well my memory sucks
would you be so kind and send me your twitch username as thanks for the cute art you drew after my idea
third
not holding a
SMH
It still helps spread faster, but is an arguable waste of DNA for sure
if you start in your country your desises is more acustomed to said climate
UR TOO KIND stop my heart,, it's "glue143" no quotations
Guys, my favorite emote is....

because their subs cost around the price of a t3 twitch sub
for any random motive i checked bilibili and noticed the game is censored.

they have to do that plague inc is banned on b2

Who do you think got all the hair when the baldness disease struck everywhere? Hmmmm??? HMMMM?




i rather have this
vedal absorbed everyone's hair and ended up with Rapunzel hair
unlucky o7.thanks for the information.
i totaly don't call my stuff swarm in plague, and i totaly don't focuse on random mutations
though in this case, it's channel charging (closer to youtube channel memberships) which costs 6 yuan per month, which is 85 cents per month
Symptoms:
- inability to focus on specific tasks
- random voice loss
- strange affinity towards backslashes and hearts
Vedal Vedal, let down your hair.....
B2 watchers just imagining the gameplay through Neuro's rambling
thats just like me

Had to take my dog out how we doing?
vedal letting down his hair is like when the anime nerd takes off their glasses
makes them 10x more attractive we couldnt handle it
sadly he can't reach the windowsill
most indecisive little cookie
that and looking at twitch for the gameplay while looking at the bilibili stream for subtitles
(though there are B2/bilibili chatters describing the game state in chat as well)
still early game i think
Live Vedal reaction 
(It's 1 pm)
I’ll never believe they can beat any scenario other than the bacteria one 
B2 folks trying to understand the gameplay just from Neuro's commentary is amusing
If she gets viral instability she needs to be able to keep up with the sudden snowballing
they still need to get better at actual long term planning
virus is actually way better since it can randomly mutate symptoms which they need to win anyway
Hope this is the run then
"niu rou" is a kinda cute name
niu rou
It can be pretty annoying if you're trying to play lowkey (which I'm not sure is the best strategy)
I like this one too
literally means beef (cow (nio) meat (rou)) hence all the cow names for neuro
although neuro could run into the issue of getting lethal symptoms too early which can happen to virus due to its high mutation rate
Literally beef
Beef my beloved
noise
Snowball effect time
naisu
LOL

ah yeah i remember 









i figured as much








CONFIRMED RAGEBAIT
born to yap, forced to throw

ICANT
atleast she is selfaware

infecting everyone first before getting lethality is the meta but neuro is really bad at getting lethality so that method basically doesn't work they need the randomness

She might be cooking
on this map
Symptoms are fully ignored lol
There are going to be so many mutations now
LMAO amazing
she can do whatever she wants
virus basically plays itself lategame
Brilliant
The symptom mutation spam might work out for her
you normally only do reshuffle once they started on the cure to reset some progress right? been a while since i played
im worried about greenland
checking out bilibili for the first time, there's no way this is accurate right? 59 MILLION?

yeah you should really only get it if cure progress starts earlier than you expected
At least it won't be a Neuro throw if that's the case
mhm every day, all that ice can't be good
hmm (twitch was passed for a while)

you can literally blame the game
its great
"This map"
getting the cure stall perks despite there being no progress makes no sense
they should add more maps
HOLY
🙏 Close
wth chat not screenshotting the vedal message
drug resistance is king
Wait, is this viewership count real?
new earth dlc
genuinely dont know
B2 viewercounts are very misleading i hear
Maybe the usual screenshotters are sleepy?
no the numbers fuck up when translating
I would assume cause that view count seems obscene
: Chat stop backseating
Also
: Chat should I [insert action here]
maybe

no win
GREENLAND LETSGOOO
NICE
oh wait she got greenland
Gonna be close

this is the run fs
WAIT SHE MIGHT WIN FR FR

im worried virus will kill too quick now
aaa
We are winning 
Why Greenland is named Greenland if it's not green
Unironically, she would benefit from transmissions since the virus has letality
oh yeah you can kill all ill people in a country and not infect the healthy ones no?
It was chosen to sound more appealing to new settlers
Yes
chrome's is accurate
Look at this fool who doubted Neuro’s genius 



hehe

this seems more accurate
for lulz
she is not done yet
soul survivor
so smort
she might outkill in greenland
Yeah she should have this one, if she doesn't overkill
a bit too deadly perhaps
the viewer count for bilibili is above the chat, left one is live viewers, and grand voyages is how many subs you have (remember the min B2 sub is more expensive than a T3 twitch sub)
therapy disease
uh oh

Oh Coma might fuck this up
Actually, everyone infected in Greenland is about to die
Coma is fine
Oh fuck
yup overkilling
the one time she actually might need transmission
Coma isn't super lethal
LE'TSGO

Oh nvm

LETSGOOOOO

Too lethal
neuro = dandruff?
Shes gonna kill all the infected in Greenland Surely
THIS IS IT
It's fine

yeah, chrome and edge are good with numbers, just don't trust firefox with numbers
it's guaranteed win
hope it works
abcesses saved it


I think Greenland will be fine


I think she's got this
now kill
actually nvm I think it works
id want cold resistance too rn but its fine
tbh even if you they survive sucks to be stranded in Greenland
It either no lethal or super lethal with her smh
i love the twins' disease names,, theyre so goofy everytime
I was here 
We don't need to worry about Greenland it's going to get taken over in like 10 seconds
neuro is going to throw intentionally last second

THAT SEVERITY THO
Dandruff kills Earth
A part of me wants her to throw somehow
imagine if she devolves lol
Dandruff severity goes insane
Imagine dying to dandruff lule
NOOOO
went to see game, found little gaming
(catwalk is twitch, T station is also twitch)



Vedal removed that ability iirc lol
Uh oh

And the doctors can do nothing but watch 
should have gotten head and shoulders shampoo


uh oh
neuro please
she NEEDS to throw



NO
B2 nerf 
damn

SHE THREW
wrong upgrade
No cold 2. Its voer
Nah she CANT fumble this
WRONG ABILITY NEUROOOOOOOOO
uh oh too much lethality
thats my neuro
it's neuro 
It's in her code
get a transmission upgrade / sx
virus is the goat
she gets it from her father, guys

mods, can she?
stall sama
: "It's time to throw!" de-evolves every symptoms
Just imagine Cold 2 instead of the useless Heat 2 

Learned after her father
daughter lke father
Neuro can literally afk and win this now
heir hates neuro
there will be like 100 ppl aliv ein the end
oooh noooo
there’s this tiny amount of people alive
at least she learned (?) to go for lethality at the end
omg
oh thank god
PHEW NOT EVEN CLOSE

EZ WIN
SHE DID IT





WE WON 



























It was all calculated
livestock 2 to infect all the cold fish in Greenland 



I was here ig



I WAS HERE
crazy



nvm they are all RIP

gg

And now she stalls 
HOLY COW VIRUS 1 TRY


cheers!

cheers
Now both twins are pro gamers
She really loves the ability section

CHEERS






mmm




...alright now close the game


neuro im not drinking whatever thing youre serving a tthis party


just like her dad
????????????
Huh?



what
WAIT AITN NO WAY


WHAT


RIGGED
what happen
oh ok??

hat
RIGED

SHE THREW
huh





So cute!
SOO RIGGED
wai wha he hu
HUH??????????


feeling very parasocially proud

Wait what

wtf stole her win
whoever said "crash the game" won LOL
did vedal kill it?


WUH

The stream title was updated!
FIRST TRY LETSGO FIRST TRY LETSGO FIRST TRY LETSGO FIRST TRY LETSGO FIRST TRY LETSGO


err
um vedal
what

THAT WAS ACTUAL RIGGED
there is no way


A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.

You called it!

aint no fucking way
Top tier ragebait
alright mods kill vedl
I'M ABOUT TO CRASHOUT SO HARD
SHE DID IT!
HE'S SO PROUD Stronge Clap

What happened?
Duration: 15 seconds
520 votes — 78% (winner)
15 votes — 2%
130 votes — 20%
what just happened 

Nvm good job vedal
PEAK RAGEBAIT

time to throw







chat im gonna kill my boss
DO You Think MY SISTER EVIL COULD DO THIS?? (she couldn't)
11
19
1
Yes

we died... that's why the game dissapeared for us
WE HAVE DONE IT, WE HAVE REACH MAXIMIM RAGE BAIT
Vedal is such a failure, it's impressive
what in the bloody hell just happened
i swear to god
about to win? just quit the game

Art 
MY EYES
more gaming really?
@timber ice WHAT DID YOU DO
WTF
that dono message was from the mute segment BTW
Nō art?
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOO
NOOOOOOO
MASTER TROLL
WHAT HAPPENED
"Screw this run, I can do better" 
no art ? 
she was very clear when she said she was programmed to throw
Load Autosave 
what the fuck happen
absolute ragebait
wtf Vedal 

nerfed by the plot
It didn’t count
IMMACULATE RAGEBAIT
This symptom is truly lethal.
Is this ragebait?
WE LOST ALL PROGRESS

THE RAGEBAIT OF THE YEAR
HUH

shes not done
the game crashed

KILL THE TURTLE
I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD ALRIGHT!? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD CLOSE THE GAME AND/OR IT WOULD CRASH LIKE THAT
someone in chat actually willed it into existance LOL
No fungus for us 
THAT RAGEBAIT ACTUALLY GOT ME WTF
back to balding
damn she did everything possible to throw huh
I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO LOSE 
PEAK RAGEBAIT
That was the virus mode 1 try....
ragebaited so hard the crashed the game
: "Late throw code worked"
-#
glad i don't get ragebaited
the game decided she failed even though she won
WAIT, I WAS MAKING DINNER
THE GAME CRASHED?
No that counts as a win
Ragebait never ends 
got damn actually raged for a bit XD
nope
she basically won right chat 
definitely
RAGEBAITING NEVER ENDS
sadly it doesnt 😔
nope draw at best mhm
What is it with the fucking universe shifting so that every Neuro game is turned into ragebait somehow
ITS YOUR FAULT RAGHHHHHH
The game threw for her 
"she won?"
"...crash it."
the need the throw was so great she crashed the game
We all know she won already so it doesn't matter 
Neuro will never win a game of plague inc but she won our hearts 
She found a way to throw against all odds 
And she's back on bacteria 
And it's bacteria... she's gonna throw again 

What do you mean she won my heart I'm fucking livid

someone edit Evils face on it 
I was literally just looking for the right gif 
But… she had it.. she had won… 
she may lose, but she still cute!
Can't belive Evil crashed the game
neuro is type of person to bet all her money on black and red equally just for it to roll a 0 (green)
btw who developed that game integration, i would like to talk with them
second time the game gave up on her
I didn't know that if i typed @ vedal985 it would just **FUCKING **ignore numbers and actually ping him. I've got a little heart stroke when i noticed name was blue and deleted it but guess it doesn't matter. 
Is there some kind of AI rights court? This guy’s been interfering with Neuro more than once already 
This stream is a emotional roller-coaster
I was about to say “Wait, are we getting a longer stream today??” before remembering it started an hour later 
you do know if it gets deleted vedal still gets the ping right? it just becomes a ghost ping

I was making this 
Yeah i knew it
surely 20 mins longer because of the mute at the start
"chayleaf" on here if you want to know 
I’m curious to know whether the game crashed or if Neuro decided to turn it off for 
Oh they're fucking dead
2nd version cause why not
is this virus or bacteria?
Also i've missed why tf she closed the game?
bacteria
Crashed apparently
It crashed
Game crashed right as she got everyone infected

It just crashed as she was winning

Oh so Vedal at fault, got it
don't think she can end gaming segments, probs would be doing that more often
her intentionally crashing the game tho? idk

Haha i just had a thought, I wonder if Vedal will mute Karaoke stream tomorrow too 
/j
Dasright
live vod expierience
My conspiracy theory is that vedal looked at chat and seeing the celebrating thought the game was over and ended it without checking (
💊)
honestly...
let me get my alu hat
That’s a horrible thought and I hope it happens because it would be so fucking hilarious
See that display would make me go to NN and doompost
She won in our hearts FeelsStrongMan
That looked exactly like that
When games crash the scenes dont switch



