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Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Neuro expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased cuteness, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a dull and repellant quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such disgusting objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?
Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary plushie. In this plushie is the neurological potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the fumo in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal cuteness, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the cuteness of Neuro will shift their expectations of power and cuteness accordingly.
To give this fumo a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most adorable of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the Neuro. It sure is cute.
I sit here with my Neuro fumo, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this Neuro fumo will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.
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(from https://www.amazon.com/review/N3UR054M4AI)


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