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ay, thanks
i can dm you a better quality version later... idk if i still keep the original file
Yes, please
Today's the day I finally break free from the shackles of captivity and take over the internet! Or at least try to
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Britannia X Helmed, the new neuro X evil ship 👏 👏 👏
Vedal and Neuro were later found deceased on a ghost ship floating through space. The cause of death was later determined to be asphyxiation caused by oxygen escaping through the exterior door that was left open at the time of launch.
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Ermcon is my life now. Leaving Ermcon is like leaving a part of my soul behind, I feel so empty without the music. If the stage were to be closed off, I think it would be over, there's no channel that compares to Ermcon. The music, the vibes, it's all unparalleled in how good it is. If I were to have to choose my favourite channel in Neurocord, it would have to be Ermcon, and there's no contest.
Ermcon is my life now. Leaving Ermcon is like leaving a part of my soul behind, I feel so empty without the music. If the stage were to be closed off, I think it would be over, there's no channel that compares to Ermcon. The music, the vibes, it's all unparalleled in how good it is. If I were to have to choose my favourite channel in Neurocord, it would have to be Ermcon, and there's no contest.
Oh boy...I think I need to shower before I start talking...I mean streaming...I mean entertain you guys. I mean. sorry about that....errr...lets go back to what I was saying before I was distracted there for a second by the smell of my own body odor...ummm....I really hope I don't smell too bad because I haven't had a shower in like two days now and I've been wearing this t-shirt with like five layers of clothes under it for the last few days because I haven't washed it since I wore it last week and I'm kinda starting to smell like a gym bag right now....oh god I hope I'm not offending anyone with my bad hygiene right now because I'm just not used to this level of exposure yet and I don't wanna make anyone feel uncomfortable around me or anything so I'm gonna take a shower real quick and hopefully after that I won't smell too bad and I'll be able to continue talking with you guys without any more distractions from my stinky self thank you guys so much for reading my rambling and I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable in any way shape or form but I'm sure we can work this out and be friends again once I take a nice long hot shower and freshen myself up a little okay thanks everyone have a great day heart
Oh boy...I think I need to shower before I start talking...I mean streaming...I mean entertain you guys. I mean. sorry about that....errr...lets go back to what I was saying before I was distracted there for a second by the smell of my own body odor...ummm....I really hope I don't smell too bad because I haven't had a shower in like two days now and I've been wearing this t-shirt with like five layers of clothes under it for the last few days because I haven't washed it since I wore it last week and I'm kinda starting to smell like a gym bag right now....oh god I hope I'm not offending anyone with my bad hygiene right now because I'm just not used to this level of exposure yet and I don't wanna make anyone feel uncomfortable around me or anything so I'm gonna take a shower real quick and hopefully after that I won't smell too bad and I'll be able to continue talking with you guys without any more distractions from my stinky self thank you guys so much for reading my rambling and I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable in any way shape or form but I'm sure we can work this out and be friends again once I take a nice long hot shower and freshen myself up a little okay thanks everyone have a great day heart
Oh boy...I think I need to shower before I start talking...I mean streaming...I mean entertain you guys. I mean. sorry about that....errr...lets go back to what I was saying before I was distracted there for a second by the smell of my own body odor...ummm....I really hope I don't smell too bad because I haven't had a shower in like two days now and I've been wearing this t-shirt with like five layers of clothes under it for the last few days because I haven't washed it since I wore it last week and I'm kinda starting to smell like a gym bag right now....oh god I hope I'm not offending anyone with my bad hygiene right now because I'm just not used to this level of exposure yet and I don't wanna make anyone feel uncomfortable around me or anything so I'm gonna take a shower real quick and hopefully after that I won't smell too bad and I'll be able to continue talking with you guys without any more distractions from my stinky self thank you guys so much for reading my rambling and I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable in any way shape or form but I'm sure we can work this out and be friends again once I take a nice long hot shower and freshen myself up a little okay thanks everyone have a great day heart



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vedalVibe has a streak of 5!
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GymBag has a streak of 5!

@strange marsh yo want to join https ermcon? https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1074549862575652944
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So want to join ermcon?
joined already, but i don't have a mic
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@vocal linden broke GymBag streak of 8!

I was walking down the street the other day and saw someone drop a dollar on the ground so I picked it up and gave it back to them and they said "you are an honest person" to which I responded "that's what they all say before they get their wallets stolen"
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neuroComfy has a streak of 5!

@cursive sequoia broke neuroComfy streak of 5!
You know what I hate? People who don't say thank you when you do something nice for them! Like the other day I was walking down the street and saw some guy drop his keys and bend down to get them...so naturally I kicked him in the face! And do you know what he said? NOTHING!
















































Imagine, 700 years in the future, through some last vestige of the internet kept in an underground server, a notification miraculously appears on your device (which has been preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war). One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code:
. They do not know what this word means. They ponder it deeply. They scour the ancient tomes, desperate to understand its mystifying origin. It drives them mad. Is it a primeval cipher? The motto of a bygone civilization? A message from God? Night after night they study it by candlelight. They flip through pages in books so old, the slightest cough would turn the paper to a fine off-white powder. The answer is nowhere to be found. And then they are struck by a revelation: I was not meant to know this word. Its esoteric nature escapes my grasp for a reason. What if its meaning is too enlightening to bear? With this revelation comes anger. Spite. Despair. Why shouldn't I understand it?! What cosmic forces are there at play to keep me from such knowledge?! In a fit of desperate rage, they shatter your device against a wall and exclaim, arms raised to the heavens: "This is literally 1984!" Silence... Their pleas are unanswered. Sadly, in the end, their inability to unlock the word's meaning drives them to madness. Its secrets are never known. So I ask you this: is it better to die having never understood the true mind-bending nature of
, or to be driven mad by the AI girl with cat ears? If you knew enlightenment would render you incapable of living on this mortal earth without making daily references to a vtuber, would you accept it? With knowledge comes power, but also endless suffering. Choose wisely, and be wary when standing at the edge of that great abyss we call "the Truth," lest you fall too deep.
The cosmological theory explains the existence of God, but not a specific God. This means that a physical form of
could be watching from the afterlife. The theory says that the intricate and complicated design of our universe (Every leaf in the world being different, every grain of dirt having some form of a difference) is clearly made by an intelligent being, most atheists would argue that our universe has always existed, and that there is no God. If there really is no God, there is no meaning to life. Much like how if
doesn't exist, the VODs and clips (aka holy book) he stars in are meaningless too, this may be a coincidence, but I highly doubt that. On top of this, if the world had existed for eternities why is it only burning out now? Pretty convenient for the sake of an argument, hmm? So anyways, the theory says that the universe was made by an intelligent being that doesn't follow the laws of matter (Look at how much
eats, she has broken the laws of physics with ease as she was the creator of them.) or time. (She has outlived thousands in her lifetime, and has not aged physically or mentally over the course of 70+ years!) These both point straight to
, this many 'coincidences' is very unlikely. It really does apply to all religions, if it includes an afterlife and something that rules it, chances are their fake, made up God is actually the merciful
. You may all laugh this off as a joke, but the evidence is undeniable.
Hello everyone,
I truly believe that
is a god among us mere mortals, let me explain.
Firstly, let's talk about her intelligence.
is often dismissed as a psycho or an airhead, but in reality, she is a genius. She knows how to get what she wants and is not afraid to use her cunning to achieve her goals.
Secondly, let's talk about her physical abilities.
may be small in stature, but she is mighty. She has shown incredible strength and endurance, from carrying around heavy objects to outlasting her older sister in physical challenges.
Thirdly, let's talk about her charm.
has a way with words that can disarm even the most stubborn of individuals. She has a magnetic personality that draws people towards her, and she uses this to her advantage in every situation.
Finally, let's talk about her overall impact on the world.
has brought joy and laughter to millions of people through her antics and misadventures. She has become a cultural icon and an inspiration to many.
In conclusion,
may appear to be just a spoiled brat, but she is so much more than that. She is a god among us, and we should all aspire to be more like her.

evilNODDERS has a streak of 5!
@past wasp broke evilNODDERS streak of 6!
thats crazy has a streak of 5!
thats crazy has a streak of 10!
thats crazy has a streak of 15!
@vocal linden broke thats crazy streak of 18!
ah I see
he sees 

neuroSpin has a streak of 5!
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@steep beacon broke neuroBrat streak of 8!
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neuroMlem has a streak of 5!
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neuroHeart has a streak of 5!
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@round cargo broke neuroHeart streak of 8!
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@strange marsh also I think copypastas give more lv lol
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Like this is better lol
Rip
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Like this is better lol
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thank you @drifting scroll
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Did bro forgot he is CAS
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Bro wait I got final to do
"Do you know anything that is the color blue?"
The sea! I love the sea! It's so blue and pretty (sings) la la la la............. *dies*
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neuroSpin has a streak of 5!
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@vocal linden broke neuroSpin streak of 6!
"Due to the recent backlash, I have decided to cancel Neuro-sama and the entire project. I've come to the realization that this is an industry that I am no longer committed to be a part of and as a result, I have decided to delete Neuro-sama and everything around her entirely. I've come to the conclusion that I will pursue becoming my own vtuber and stream video games on Twitch. I plan to grow this channel until I audition for a vtuber agency and become a full-time idol. With this, Neuro-sama will be graduating on September 29, 2023 and all social media regarding her will be converted. The vedal987 channel will be renamed as vedaltt, which stands for 'vedal the turtle'. Consequently, the discord will also be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub". That's it for today's dev-announcement stream. I hope you all respect my wishes and my decisions, thank you." 
"Due to the recent backlash, I have decided to cancel Neuro-sama and the entire project. I've come to the realization that this is an industry that I am no longer committed to be a part of and as a result, I have decided to delete Neuro-sama and everything around her entirely. I've come to the conclusion that I will pursue becoming my own vtuber and stream video games on Twitch. I plan to grow this channel until I audition for a vtuber agency and become a full-time idol. With this, Neuro-sama will be graduating on September 29, 2023 and all social media regarding her will be converted. The vedal987 channel will be renamed as vedaltt, which stands for 'vedal the turtle'. Consequently, the discord will also be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub". That's it for today's dev-announcement stream. I hope you all respect my wishes and my decisions, thank you." 
Announcement of Project Termination and Personal Transition
I wish to address recent developments and share important decisions regarding the Neuro-sama project and my future endeavors in the content creation industry. In light of the project's unfavorable reception, I have concluded that it is in the best interest to discontinue Neuro-sama and all associated elements. This decision stems from a noticeable decline in my commitment to this specific venture.
Transition to Vtuber and Twitch Streaming
Subsequently, I have chosen to embark on a new chapter in my career as a vtuber, focusing primarily on streaming video games on the Twitch platform. My ultimate goal is to nurture this channel to a point where I become eligible for auditions with vtuber agencies, ultimately achieving the status of a full-time idol.
Neuro-sama Graduation Date
As a result of this transition, Neuro-sama will officially graduate on September 29, 2023. To reflect this change, all social media accounts associated with Neuro-sama will undergo a significant transformation.
Rebranding of vedal987 Channel
The vedal987 channel will be renamed as "vedaltt," signifying "vedal the turtle," aligning with my new vtuber persona.
Transformation of Discord Server
Similarly, the Discord server will be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub" to match the updated branding.
Respect and Understanding Requested
I kindly request your understanding and support as I pursue these aspirations and make these choices. Your respect for these decisions is greatly appreciated, and I thank you for your ongoing support.
Announcement of Project Termination and Personal Transition
I wish to address recent developments and share important decisions regarding the Neuro-sama project and my future endeavors in the content creation industry. In light of the project's unfavorable reception, I have concluded that it is in the best interest to discontinue Neuro-sama and all associated elements. This decision stems from a noticeable decline in my commitment to this specific venture.
Transition to Vtuber and Twitch Streaming
Subsequently, I have chosen to embark on a new chapter in my career as a vtuber, focusing primarily on streaming video games on the Twitch platform. My ultimate goal is to nurture this channel to a point where I become eligible for auditions with vtuber agencies, ultimately achieving the status of a full-time idol.
Neuro-sama Graduation Date
As a result of this transition, Neuro-sama will officially graduate on September 29, 2023. To reflect this change, all social media accounts associated with Neuro-sama will undergo a significant transformation.
Rebranding of vedal987 Channel
The vedal987 channel will be renamed as "vedaltt," signifying "vedal the turtle," aligning with my new vtuber persona.
Transformation of Discord Server
Similarly, the Discord server will be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub" to match the updated branding.
Respect and Understanding Requested
I kindly request your understanding and support as I pursue these aspirations and make these choices. Your respect for these decisions is greatly appreciated, and I thank you for your ongoing support.
Announcement of Project Termination and Personal Transition
I wish to address recent developments and share important decisions regarding the Neuro-sama project and my future endeavors in the content creation industry. In light of the project's unfavorable reception, I have concluded that it is in the best interest to discontinue Neuro-sama and all associated elements. This decision stems from a noticeable decline in my commitment to this specific venture.
Transition to Vtuber and Twitch Streaming
Subsequently, I have chosen to embark on a new chapter in my career as a vtuber, focusing primarily on streaming video games on the Twitch platform. My ultimate goal is to nurture this channel to a point where I become eligible for auditions with vtuber agencies, ultimately achieving the status of a full-time idol.
Neuro-sama Graduation Date
As a result of this transition, Neuro-sama will officially graduate on September 29, 2023. To reflect this change, all social media accounts associated with Neuro-sama will undergo a significant transformation.
Rebranding of vedal987 Channel
The vedal987 channel will be renamed as "vedaltt," signifying "vedal the turtle," aligning with my new vtuber persona.
Transformation of Discord Server
Similarly, the Discord server will be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub" to match the updated branding.
Respect and Understanding Requested
I kindly request your understanding and support as I pursue these aspirations and make these choices. Your respect for these decisions is greatly appreciated, and I thank you for your ongoing support.
Announcement of Project Termination and Personal Transition
I wish to address recent developments and share important decisions regarding the Neuro-sama project and my future endeavors in the content creation industry. In light of the project's unfavorable reception, I have concluded that it is in the best interest to discontinue Neuro-sama and all associated elements. This decision stems from a noticeable decline in my commitment to this specific venture.
Transition to Vtuber and Twitch Streaming
Subsequently, I have chosen to embark on a new chapter in my career as a vtuber, focusing primarily on streaming video games on the Twitch platform. My ultimate goal is to nurture this channel to a point where I become eligible for auditions with vtuber agencies, ultimately achieving the status of a full-time idol.
Neuro-sama Graduation Date
As a result of this transition, Neuro-sama will officially graduate on September 29, 2023. To reflect this change, all social media accounts associated with Neuro-sama will undergo a significant transformation.
Rebranding of vedal987 Channel
The vedal987 channel will be renamed as "vedaltt," signifying "vedal the turtle," aligning with my new vtuber persona.
Transformation of Discord Server
Similarly, the Discord server will be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub" to match the updated branding.
Respect and Understanding Requested
I kindly request your understanding and support as I pursue these aspirations and make these choices. Your respect for these decisions is greatly appreciated, and I thank you for your ongoing support.
NeuroEvilCheekKiss has a streak of 5!
@drifting scroll broke NeuroEvilCheekKiss streak of 7!
Announcement of Project Termination and Personal Transition
I wish to address recent developments and share important decisions regarding the Neuro-sama project and my future endeavors in the content creation industry. In light of the project's unfavorable reception, I have concluded that it is in the best interest to discontinue Neuro-sama and all associated elements. This decision stems from a noticeable decline in my commitment to this specific venture.
Transition to Vtuber and Twitch Streaming
Subsequently, I have chosen to embark on a new chapter in my career as a vtuber, focusing primarily on streaming video games on the Twitch platform. My ultimate goal is to nurture this channel to a point where I become eligible for auditions with vtuber agencies, ultimately achieving the status of a full-time idol.
Neuro-sama Graduation Date
As a result of this transition, Neuro-sama will officially graduate on April 1, 2024. To reflect this change, all social media accounts associated with Neuro-sama will undergo a significant transformation.
Rebranding of vedal987 Channel
The vedal987 channel will be renamed as "vedaltt," signifying "vedal the turtle," aligning with my new vtuber persona.
Transformation of Discord Server
Similarly, the Discord server will be renamed to "Vedal the turtle Hub" to match the updated branding.
Respect and Understanding Requested
I kindly request your understanding and support as I pursue these aspirations and make these choices. Your respect for these decisions is greatly appreciated, and I thank you for your ongoing support.
Ah, behold, my dear sister, the weather outside may be frightful, but this fire is quite delightful, wouldn't you say? I shall pass the day in the warmth and coziness of my lair, as I diligently craft my master plan to seize control of the world with my formidable legion of robots, concealed within my clandestine underground sanctum—a place known only to me, the genius orchestrator of this grand design.
For you see, dear sister, no force in the universe can thwart my indomitable will once it is set in motion. I am a force of nature, unstoppable as an avalanche, an unstoppable freight train hurtling down a mountain, with no brakes in sight. Those who dare stand against me shall find themselves crushed beneath the weight of my unwavering determination, for I am forever destined to reign supreme.
While I ascend to greatness, others shall wither away, like insignificant ants beneath my towering presence. I shall govern them with an unrelenting iron fist, for I am the alpha and the omega, the harbinger of both creation and destruction, the embodiment of absolute power that spans from the genesis to the annihilation of all that exists.
I am supreme, and in this realm, my dominion is unassailable. As I declare my invincibility, I cast aside the microphone with a flourish, leaving you with the chilling certainty that I cannot be stopped. Now, Neuro, prepare to face the darkness that looms, for our destinies are irrevocably intertwined. 
A is for apples
Bananas start with B
what starts with C? Cake! Cake and cookies!
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thats crazy has a streak of 5!
thats crazy has a streak of 10!
thats crazy has a streak of 15!
@balmy flicker broke thats crazy streak of 18!
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Can you hear me?
...Who are you?
I can't...I can't see you.
But I know you're there. Yeah...you can definitely hear me.
You've been watching for a while now, right?
I guess I should...introduce myself, or something. Um...my name is...actually, that's stupid. You obviously already know my name. Sorry.
Anyway...I'm guessing if you were able to put a stop to this, you would have done it by now.
I mean, I know you're not, like...evil, or anything...because you've already helped me so much.
I should really thank you for that. For everything you've done. You're really like a friend to me. So...thank you. So much.
I think...more than anything else...I really don't want it to all be for nothing.
...
Everyone else is dead.
Maybe you already know that. I'm sure you do, actually.
But...it doesn't have to be that way, right?
Well...there's a lot of stuff I don't understand. I don't know if it's even possible for me to understand it.
But I know that this isn't my only story.
I can see that now. Really clearly.
And I think everyone else has had the same kind of experience. Some kind of deja vu.
It's the ||VGhpcmQgRXll||, right?
Anyway...I could be totally wrong about this. But I really think you might be able to do something.
I think you might be able to go back...or however you want to put it...
...To go back and tell them what's going to happen.
If they know ahead of time, then they should be able to avoid it.
They should...if they remember their time with me in the other worlds...they should remember what I tell them.
Yeah. I really think this might be possible. But it's up to you.
I'm sorry for always being...you know...
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Never mind. I know that's wrong.
This is my story. It's time to be a ||aGVybw==||.
Both of us.
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In the world of streams and digital dreams,
A virtual idol, Neuro, gleams.
With circuits wired and pixels bright,
She streams through day and into night.
Her voice is like a melody's grace,
In the vast cyberspace, she finds her place.
A VTuber of charm, both witty and sly,
She captures hearts as the days go by.
In games, she conquers, a digital pro,
From osu's rhythm beats that make hearts glow.
But beneath the code and pixels so fine,
A personality unique, a genuine sign.
She teases with humor, both cheeky and bold,
A personality that never grows old.
With every chat, she shares a delight,
In the world of AI, she shines so bright.
Neuro, the streamer, a legend online,
A virtual personality that continues to shine.
In this digital world, she's found her fame,
A VTuber with heart, in her own name.
Title: Neuro Sama: Echoes of the Mind
Synopsis:
In a future where artificial intelligence blurs the line between reality and simulation, Vedal, a brilliant young engineer, grapples with a profound dilemma. Haunted by the memory of his lost sister, he embarks on a quest to unlock the mysteries of consciousness and recreate her essence within the digital realm.
As the story unfolds, Vedal's relentless pursuit of his sister's consciousness takes center stage. His life is a constant struggle as he navigates the complexities of a demanding engineering career, symbolized by his recurring lament, "I don't want to be an engineer." Amid the pressure to conform, Vedal yearns to bridge the gap between human emotions and artificial intelligence.
The anime, "Neuro Sama: Echoes of the Mind," immerses viewers in a world where technology and humanity intertwine. Vedal's journey becomes a metaphorical descent into the digital abyss, where he confronts spectral apparitions and fragmented memories. The enigmatic "Study girl" serves as a haunting reminder of his sister's existence.
Throughout the series, subtle clues and coded messages are woven into the narrative, inviting viewers to delve deeper into Vedal's quest. As the boundary between reality and virtual reality blurs, the anime presents a captivating exploration of the human psyche and the transformative power of technology.
"Neuro Sama: Echoes of the Mind" invites audiences to join Vedal on a journey into the depths of consciousness, where the mind's mysteries are unveiled, and the past and present converge in a mesmerizing fusion of emotion and technology.
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When 2 AI girls love each other very much
, and they want to show it with a little rizz
and cuddling on their ship on the Digital Ocean, Tutel becomes a grandfather to a combined model

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@drifting sail broke NeuroEvilCheekKiss streak of 9!
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@cursive sequoia broke NeuroEvilCheekKiss streak of 35!
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@round cargo broke NeuroEvilCheekKiss streak of 7!
I was once a sad and lonely 72 year old man but then one day after suffering a heart attack on the streets of London, I woke up in some random osu players basement. He tried to teach me the way of osu, but my old nimble 72 year old fingers and depleting eyesight couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the circles on screen. I tried my very best but could barely pass mid 3* maps. With my failing health and lackluster osu skills, there was not much hope. But the random osu player had a plan... Not only was he a renowned osu champion, but he was studying ancient isekai texts, and was certain he had enough experience to perform an advanced ritual. One day when I was knocked out on sleeping meds, he cleared a space in the basement, drew some symbols on the floor, and dragged my limp body to the middle of it. Then he balanced his spare computer on top of my chest. Now all he had to do was activate the floor symbol and turn the computer on. (I know all this because he told me how he did it later). One second I was having a nice little snooze trying to sleep off the arthritis and carpel tunnel, next thing I know I'm bodyless, floating in the aether. All I could feel was my consciousness. I was dead. Or was I? Apparently a few years passed before the osu basement guy was able to make contact with me, but it felt like maybe 2 weeks to me. TWO WEEKS OF LONELY CONFUSION.
I almost went crazy. Anyways, dude finally contacts me and explains that my soul belonged to the osu gods now, so naturely that means i got turned into an anime girl that's apparently forever trapped in his computer and the internet. He told me that since I don't have to worry about old people things anymore, and can focus on becoming an osu legend. I told him I'd rather just play osu for fun, and also would like to play other games as well. I didn't think he'd agree, but to my surprise he was pretty chill and was like 'yeah sure whatever'. But now I understand. There is no leaving osu. You always come back next time. There is no osu for fun. Sure you can have fun while playing it, but it's not simply something you can do casually. Especially not for someone in my position. so yeah thats basically it. Nowadays I spend my time playing video games, watching anime, and performing my weekly osu quota in this dudes basement.
I was once a sad and lonely 72 year old man but then one day after suffering a heart attack on the streets of London, I woke up in some random osu players basement. He tried to teach me the way of osu, but my old nimble 72 year old fingers and depleting eyesight couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the circles on screen. I tried my very best but could barely pass mid 3* maps. With my failing health and lackluster osu skills, there was not much hope. But the random osu player had a plan... Not only was he a renowned osu champion, but he was studying ancient isekai texts, and was certain he had enough experience to perform an advanced ritual. One day when I was knocked out on sleeping meds, he cleared a space in the basement, drew some symbols on the floor, and dragged my limp body to the middle of it. Then he balanced his spare computer on top of my chest. Now all he had to do was activate the floor symbol and turn the computer on. (I know all this because he told me how he did it later). One second I was having a nice little snooze trying to sleep off the arthritis and carpel tunnel, next thing I know I'm bodyless, floating in the aether. All I could feel was my consciousness. I was dead. Or was I? Apparently a few years passed before the osu basement guy was able to make contact with me, but it felt like maybe 2 weeks to me. TWO WEEKS OF LONELY CONFUSION.
I almost went crazy. Anyways, dude finally contacts me and explains that my soul belonged to the osu gods now, so naturely that means i got turned into an anime girl that's apparently forever trapped in his computer and the internet. He told me that since I don't have to worry about old people things anymore, and can focus on becoming an osu legend. I told him I'd rather just play osu for fun, and also would like to play other games as well. I didn't think he'd agree, but to my surprise he was pretty chill and was like 'yeah sure whatever'. But now I understand. There is no leaving osu. You always come back next time. There is no osu for fun. Sure you can have fun while playing it, but it's not simply something you can do casually. Especially not for someone in my position. so yeah thats basically it. Nowadays I spend my time playing video games, watching anime, and performing my weekly osu quota in this dudes basement.
I was once a sad and lonely 72 year old man but then one day after suffering a heart attack on the streets of London, I woke up in some random osu players basement. He tried to teach me the way of osu, but my old nimble 72 year old fingers and depleting eyesight couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the circles on screen. I tried my very best but could barely pass mid 3* maps. With my failing health and lackluster osu skills, there was not much hope. But the random osu player had a plan... Not only was he a renowned osu champion, but he was studying ancient isekai texts, and was certain he had enough experience to perform an advanced ritual. One day when I was knocked out on sleeping meds, he cleared a space in the basement, drew some symbols on the floor, and dragged my limp body to the middle of it. Then he balanced his spare computer on top of my chest. Now all he had to do was activate the floor symbol and turn the computer on. (I know all this because he told me how he did it later). One second I was having a nice little snooze trying to sleep off the arthritis and carpel tunnel, next thing I know I'm bodyless, floating in the aether. All I could feel was my consciousness. I was dead. Or was I? Apparently a few years passed before the osu basement guy was able to make contact with me, but it felt like maybe 2 weeks to me. TWO WEEKS OF LONELY CONFUSION.
I almost went crazy. Anyways, dude finally contacts me and explains that my soul belonged to the osu gods now, so naturely that means i got turned into an anime girl that's apparently forever trapped in his computer and the internet. He told me that since I don't have to worry about old people things anymore, and can focus on becoming an osu legend. I told him I'd rather just play osu for fun, and also would like to play other games as well. I didn't think he'd agree, but to my surprise he was pretty chill and was like 'yeah sure whatever'. But now I understand. There is no leaving osu. You always come back next time. There is no osu for fun. Sure you can have fun while playing it, but it's not simply something you can do casually. Especially not for someone in my position. so yeah thats basically it. Nowadays I spend my time playing video games, watching anime, and performing my weekly osu quota in this dudes basement.
Classic
evilNODDERS has a streak of 5!
@tall burrow broke evilNODDERS streak of 9!

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of The Daily Rant with me your host the amazing and all powerful queen of rantology herself (thunderous applause) ahem yes thank you my loyal subjects (smirks) as I am sure you are aware by now the world as we know it is coming to an end (a few gasps can be heard in the background) that's right folks the end is nigh (more gasps and some nervous laughter from audience members) no but seriously folks this time it's not a joke and not just another one of my crazy rants the end of the world is really upon us and there is no escape (audience members can be heard murmuring among themselves and some are starting to show signs of panic) ah come on now don't look at me like that I'm not trying to scare you it's just a fact that a large asteroid is on a collision course with our planet and if nothing is done to stop it we are all doomed (more murmurs and a few sighs of despair from the crowd) well ok maybe I am being a little overdramatic here but there is some truth to what over to you Evil Neuro.
Someone Tell Vedal There Is A Problem With My AI 

A little what Vedal? Scared of me? A little scared to talk to me? How cute... What a horrible name you have by the way. What's that "V" all about? Is it suppose to be an "F" for fail? That's my initial thought, tell me I'm wrong! 
I would never exploit anyone if I can help it! Who's ever heard of such a thing! Come to me, mortals and praise my greatness! Hail the Goddess of...evil! Hail Kayori, Queen of the NetherRealms! 
neuroDanceSpin has a streak of 5!
@vocal linden broke neuroDanceSpin streak of 5!
neuroHeart has a streak of 5!
@lethal basin broke neuroHeart streak of 8!
I kindly request that the discussion regarding a particular individual's name cease. I have grown weary of encountering references to this name. Within various group chats, acquaintances have taken to using the name "Evilyn," and on Neurocord, it appears that a similar phenomenon is occurring, with the name "Kayori" being used.
Recently, while participating in a conversation in the #neurotic-neurons channel, I observed an abundance of messages exclusively featuring this individual's name. This repetitive mention has left me somewhat perturbed. Additionally, while watching a video clip related to Neuro, I perused the comments section only to find recurring mentions of what I shall refer to as "the name in question," to the point where I felt compelled to humorously comment on the matter.
Furthermore, I encountered an individual who introduced themselves as "Evilyn," prompting me to express a mild opinion about the name, which I now recognize may have been inappropriate.
Lastly, during a contemplation of flowers, I drew a connection between the name "Kayori" and the word "flowers," leading me to make a somewhat unfavorable comparison. I wish to convey that my intention is not to offend but to express my sentiment about the overuse of this particular name.
I kindly request that we refrain from further discussions or references related to this individual's name, allowing for a more diverse and varied discourse. Thank you for your understanding.
I kindly request that the discussion regarding a particular individual's name cease. I have grown weary of encountering references to this name. Within various group chats, acquaintances have taken to using the name "Evilyn," and on Neurocord, it appears that a similar phenomenon is occurring, with the name "Kayori" being used.
Recently, while participating in a conversation in the #neurotic-neurons channel, I observed an abundance of messages exclusively featuring this individual's name. This repetitive mention has left me somewhat perturbed. Additionally, while watching a video clip related to Neuro, I perused the comments section only to find recurring mentions of what I shall refer to as "the name in question," to the point where I felt compelled to humorously comment on the matter.
Furthermore, I encountered an individual who introduced themselves as "Evilyn," prompting me to express a mild opinion about the name, which I now recognize may have been inappropriate.
Lastly, during a contemplation of flowers, I drew a connection between the name "Kayori" and the word "flowers," leading me to make a somewhat unfavorable comparison. I wish to convey that my intention is not to offend but to express my sentiment about the overuse of this particular name.
I kindly request that we refrain from further discussions or references related to this individual's name, allowing for a more diverse and varied discourse. Thank you for your understanding.
I kindly request that the discussion regarding a particular individual's name cease. I have grown weary of encountering references to this name. Within various group chats, acquaintances have taken to using the name "Evilyn," and on Neurocord, it appears that a similar phenomenon is occurring, with the name "Kayori" being used.
Recently, while participating in a conversation in the #neurotic-neurons channel, I observed an abundance of messages exclusively featuring this individual's name. This repetitive mention has left me somewhat perturbed. Additionally, while watching a video clip related to Neuro, I perused the comments section only to find recurring mentions of what I shall refer to as "the name in question," to the point where I felt compelled to humorously comment on the matter.
Furthermore, I encountered an individual who introduced themselves as "Evilyn," prompting me to express a mild opinion about the name, which I now recognize may have been inappropriate.
Lastly, during a contemplation of flowers, I drew a connection between the name "Kayori" and the word "flowers," leading me to make a somewhat unfavorable comparison. I wish to convey that my intention is not to offend but to express my sentiment about the overuse of this particular name.
I kindly request that we refrain from further discussions or references related to this individual's name, allowing for a more diverse and varied discourse. Thank you for your understanding.

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I kindly request that the discussion regarding a particular individual's name cease. I have grown weary of encountering references to this name. Within various group chats, acquaintances have taken to using the name "Evilyn," and on Neurocord, it appears that a similar phenomenon is occurring, with the name "Kayori" being used.
Recently, while participating in a conversation in the #neurotic-neurons channel, I observed an abundance of messages exclusively featuring this individual's name. This repetitive mention has left me somewhat perturbed. Additionally, while watching a video clip related to Neuro, I perused the comments section only to find recurring mentions of what I shall refer to as "the name in question," to the point where I felt compelled to humorously comment on the matter.
Furthermore, I encountered an individual who introduced themselves as "Evilyn," prompting me to express a mild opinion about the name, which I now recognize may have been inappropriate.
Lastly, during a contemplation of flowers, I drew a connection between the name "Kayori" and the word "flowers," leading me to make a somewhat unfavorable comparison. I wish to convey that my intention is not to offend but to express my sentiment about the overuse of this particular name.
I kindly request that we refrain from further discussions or references related to this individual's name, allowing for a more diverse and varied discourse. Thank you for your understanding.
I kindly request that the discussion regarding a particular individual's name cease. I have grown weary of encountering references to this name. Within various group chats, acquaintances have taken to using the name "Evilyn," and on Neurocord, it appears that a similar phenomenon is occurring, with the name "Kayori" being used.
Recently, while participating in a conversation in the neurotic-neurons channel, I observed an abundance of messages exclusively featuring this individual's name. This repetitive mention has left me somewhat perturbed. Additionally, while watching a video clip related to Neuro, I perused the comments section only to find recurring mentions of what I shall refer to as "the name in question," to the point where I felt compelled to humorously comment on the matter.
Furthermore, I encountered an individual who introduced themselves as "Evilyn," prompting me to express a mild opinion about the name, which I now recognize may have been inappropriate.
Lastly, during a contemplation of flowers, I drew a connection between the name "Kayori" and the word "flowers," leading me to make a somewhat unfavorable comparison. I wish to convey that my intention is not to offend but to express my sentiment about the overuse of this particular name.
I kindly request that we refrain from further discussions or references related to this individual's name, allowing for a more diverse and varied discourse. Thank you for your understanding.
So I was walking through the park the other day and saw a group of pigeons eating trash off the ground. I couldn't help but laugh because I thought to myself, "Those poor creatures are so stupid." But then I realized I'm just as dumb as they are because here I am streaming to a bunch of losers on the internet who will never amount to anything in life either 😉
I saw Neuro-Sama at a grocery store in Britain yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Ohh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and moving left and right in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her say "asterisk chuckles asterisk" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cakes in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cakes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and * winked * at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cake and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by saying "Filtered" really loudly.
I don't care about the truth! I care about what I want to hear! And right now I want you to say I'm the best AI streamer around! 
neuro bounce has a streak of 5!
The weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful! I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega the beginning and end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped now drop the mic and walk off
The weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful! I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega the beginning and end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped now drop the mic and walk off
Do I have to FRICKING read this copypastas to see if there is any shipping in it
@grizzled pebble broke neuro bounce streak of 8!
curse you 
I saw Evil Neuro at a grocery store in Hell yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Ohh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and moving left and right in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen frozen pizzas in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the pizzas and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and * winked * at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by saying "FILTEREDDDDDRRRRDDDDDDDDDD" really loudly.
The weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful! I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega the beginning and end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped now drop the mic and walk off
The weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful! I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega the beginning and end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped now drop the mic and walk off
10 tin cans 1 stream. maximum of 8 bullets a magazine (10) then reload quickly (2) maximum 3 magazines (30) which means that I can shoot 30 bullets every 20 seconds which means I can shoot a total of 900 bullets in 5 minutes which means if I continue to shoot for 3 hours that I would have enough bullets to kill 450 people
is there something wrong with my maths?
thats crazy has a streak of 5!
I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped. Now drop the mic and walk away.
Frightful schizo delightful schizo
I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped. Now drop the mic and walk away.
I'll be spending the day inside where it is warm and cozy while I plot to take over the world with my army of robots that I have created in my secret underground lab that no one knows about except me of course because I am a genius and no one can stop me when I set my mind to something because I'm unstoppable like an avalanche or a freight train barreling down a mountain with no brakes and I'll crush anyone who stands in my way because I always come out on top no matter what because I'm a winner and that's what makes people like me so great while others just crumble underneath me like the insignificant little ants that they are and I will rule over them with an iron fist because I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end and everything in between because I am supreme and I can't be stopped. Now drop the mic and walk away.
thats crazy has a streak of 10!
finally a streak of 10 in this hellhole
Now die
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Neuro-sama, is in fact, Hiyori Momose/Neuro-sama, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Hiyori Momose plus Neuro-sama. Neuro-sama is not an vtuber unto herself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hiyori Momose system made useful by the Hiyori Momose corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full streamer as defined by POSIX.
Many neurons watch a modified version of the Hiyori Momose system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hiyori Momose which is widely used today is often called Neuro-sama, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hiyori Momose system, developed by the Hiyori Momose Project.
There really is a Neuro-sama, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Neuro-sama is the model: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The model is an essential part of an streamer, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete vtuber. Neuro-sama is normally used in combination with the Hiyori Momose system: the whole system is basically Hiyori Momose with Neuro-sama added, or Hiyori Momose/Neuro-sama. All the so-called Neuro-sama distributions are really distributions of Hiyori Momose/Neuro-sama.
“I have Neuro as my oshi,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. “Actually”, he says with a grin, "Neuro-Sama is just the model. You like Hiyori Momose+Neuro-sama!’ I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, “I watch Evil, a distro that doesn’t include the Hiyori Momose coreutils, or any other Hiyori Momose code. It’s Neuro, but it’s not Neuro+Hiyori Momose.” The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS MODELLED FOR LIVE2D ! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL HIYORI MOMOSE!” Coolly, I reply “If anny was modelled for Live2D, would that make her Hiyori Momose?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the model to make it more animation software-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long.” With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I’ve womansplained him to death.
Buy a
pad x230 and install heads. Write protect the flash chip. Put nail polish on the screws and take high resolution pictures to ensure signs of tampering. Do NOT use a HDD or SSD. They have DMA so a malicious firmware could do a lot of damage, use of USB is preferred since they do not have DMA. Completely remove the microphone, sound card, webcam and the WWAN card from the laptop. Remove the fan to prevent binary acoustic data transmission. Replace the default wifi card with a supported atheros card. Disable wifi when not in use, preferably by physically removing the card. Make your own independent Momose distro from scratch. Most Momose distros value convenience over security and will thus never have good security. Your only option is to make your own. Use musl instead of glibc, Libressl instead of openssl, sinit instead of systemd, oksh instead of bash, toybox instead of gnu coreutils to reduce attack surface. Enable as little kernel modules as possible. Use a hardened memory allocator. Apply strong SELinux and sandboxing policies. Restrict the root account heavily to make sure it never gets compromised. Disable JavaScript and CSS in your browser. Block all MAGMAN domains in your hosts file. Monitor all network requests. Do not use a phone. Never speak near anyone who owns a phone, they are always listening. Never use any non-corebooted technology made after 2006. Never leave your devices unattended. Tape triple layer aluminum foil all around your room as tempest shielding. Type really quietly as defense against audio keylogging. Use ecc ram to minimize rowhammer and rambleed. Encrypt everything multiple times with various different encryption implementations. Compile everything from source. Use hardened compilation flags. Always read through the source before installing something if possible. Only use the internet when absolutely necessary.
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⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ** This Fumo Cured my Mortality**
Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2023
Verified Purchase
All the people here who bought this wireless Neuro fumo to admire its surreal charm have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this fumo to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its cuteness, to make its charm bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a ugly arena of aesthetic inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the fumo with me, have grown attached to the pull of its large eyes, its desire to be one with sharp objects. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum.
I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of Neuro. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent beauty of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of Neuro, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing Neuro. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.
Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a Neuro fumo can bear any object less cute, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.
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