#This might be the dumbest deck i've made yet

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What if i based a deck around one of the weirdest mechanics that is technically legal ever? I asked myself. I responded "You make a cool deck"

I have all the cards that i think make the gimmick work, now i need lands and other support stuff to deal with other players. Exile and stuff, I'd like suggestions

The general purpose of the deck is simple.... a Commander Voltron. I do this in a very crazy way. Stickers. A mechanic so crazy, commander is their only valid format

Stickers were introduced in unfinity and are counters that do crazy stuff, and stay that way when it enters the command zone. I can, for example, replace the power of a card with 9/6

my commander accelerates this... It transforms the sum every base power/toughness sticker into it's BASE pt

please let me know any lands and stuff you recommend. Trying to keep the card cost under $30

https://archidekt.com/decks/16492588/stickerland

Archidekt
StickerLand • (Simic Commander deck) • Archidekt

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop - Commander deck

(1) Commander • (1) Counters • (15) Creature • (1) Draw • (1) Instant • (1) Pump • (3) Ramp • (3) Removal • (1) Sorcery • (1) Tokens

thorn pike
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i saw the word "dumb" and i am in, will check it out

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i mean it's coherent and playable

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it's just gimmicky

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can stickers be proliferated?

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similar to energy counters?

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i think there are many thing to do instead of [[consider]]

sullen spearBOT
thorn pike
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and land ramp that can trigger both flux channeler and evolution mage

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[[psychic paper]] maybe a silly one

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thorn pike
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where you can add types to [[done for the day]]

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thorn pike
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and make the voltron more lethal

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why not exactly 1:1 forest vs island, coloured mana cost is almost the same

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can run slightly less lands too

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since the curve is mostly at 3 mana

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perhaps off theme, but when i saw "sticker"/ "sticky" i was thinking of like having other wierd creatures in the deck

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[[march of the world ooze]] would be a funny fun imo, but idk if it works with blorpityblorpboop at all

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thorn pike
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[[?ambassador blorpityblorpboop ]]

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https://scryfall.com/card/unf/161/ambassador-blorpityblorpboop#rulings

Rulings for Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
2022-10-07

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop has received a minor update to clarify its function. Specifically, its ability causes its base power to match the total power of stickers you control, and its base toughness to match the total toughness of stickers you control. The updated wording appears above.

2022-10-07

It doesn’t matter if the stickers are on creatures. Any power and toughness stickers on noncreature permanents you control will also count.

2022-10-07

Count only the powers and toughnesses of the stickers on permanents you control, not the actual powers and toughnesses of those permanents. For example, if a creature you control has a 4/4 sticker on it, but it also has three +1/+1 counters on it, it’s a 7/7 creature, but Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop’s base power and toughness would become 4/4.

2022-10-07

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop counts all power and toughness stickers on all permanents you control, even if those power and toughness stickers don’t currently have any effect (possibly because you placed another power and toughness sticker on the same creature).

2022-10-07

If Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop has a power and toughness sticker on it, that sticker is included when calculating for the last ability.

2022-10-07

Although Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop’s last ability considers the power and toughness stickers of permanents you control, the card itself is not considered to be stickered unless there’s actually a sticker on it.

2022-10-07

The base power and toughness change doesn’t end at end of turn; it lasts indefinitely, until Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop either leaves the battlefield or its base power and toughness changes again from another effect (for example, a power and toughness sticker being placed on it or its ability triggering again).

thorn pike
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yep, only see stickers so it wont matter

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having power toughness on non creature or indestructible thing would probably be ideal when it comes to keeping it going, but i doubt it need to go that far for a sticker deck

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the one time where i can see [[darksteel ingot]] doing something

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thorn pike
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because tons of attriction cards are etb, [[crystal shard]] can allow for reusing your own cards

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thorn pike
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[[$crystal shard]]

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thorn pike
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not the most expensive but is definitely not the cheapest thing compare to bulk

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thorn pike
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oops i meant tickets, but typed stickers instead lol