#I need help in making a dramatic deck
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Play stax if you want salty cards
Also discard and land destruction
And steal your opponents cards
I plan on running [[Braids, Cabal Minion]]
Like, as your commander or in the 99?
Also she’s banned
I'd did not know that
Sounds like you should build Chulaine
Yeah that braids has been banned for a while, sadly
Tell me more please
Chulane is just overpowered generic value. You won't get the dramatic grand entrance with creatures. But your pod sure will be salty when you take 30 minute turns to pubstomp them every game.
A deck idea I've been thinking about for a while now that might fit your criteria is Atraxa with all of the myojins and preators
I want to build a atraxa, but she's too Damm e pensive here hahaha
Yes
That sounds like such a sick pile hahaha
Are you gonna build it?
Yeah you could always get a good alter of her done for the price of proxying an Atraxa. Someone like @Whitelotusalters on Instagram does some high quality stuff
Just play Azorius, with grand arbiter...everybody will be salty...
Or child of alara for exemple. My playgroup is very salty when their is goad theme also. What else...ah ah
~necromantic magic noises~ Rise again, oh mighty thread !
Erm… what about [[Jon Irenicus]], the deck that prof played on the finale of Shuffle up and Play S1 ?
Legendary Creature — Elf Wizard
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed." (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.
3/3
It’s about gifting horrendous garbage to people, which is dramatic on it’s own
BUT with a bit more involvement, you can probably amp up the drama, as demonstrated in the episode
If it's not asking much can you link me the Episode?
Eh, it’s a bit impractical rn but it’s the one with Spice8rack, Rhystic Study and Cosmonaut Marcus
Thanks I'll search it out
Found it
It looks nice, I would have to change a lot of creatures since I have a strict no demons rule hahahaha, but it's a base
Hillarious
Oh
Damn
IIRC demons are like the absolute nastiest stuff in the list
Mmh
There’s a Jeskai commander that does about the same thing minus the goad
idk if anyone suggested it but if you want a salty commander then play [[Tergrid, God of Fright]]
Legendary Creature — God
Menace
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent or discards a permanent card, you may put that card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Fear is her one true companion.
4/5
Tergrid's Lantern 

Legendary Artifact
: Target player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.

: Untap Tergrid's Lantern.
When Tergrid was a child, her shadow tried to kill her. Only her lantern keeps it at bay.
like
on another server I play online MtG games on
An entire server rule is "Tergrid as a commander will be ignored by the table"
if you want perspective
she's banned there along with mass land destruction and heavy stax
Interesting, it fits the bill of a "once a day" deck
That deck that you can only take out once per gameday or no one wants to play against you anymore
definitely
No one suggested [[Beam Town Bullies]]
Legendary Creature — Ogre Devil Warrior
Vigilance, haste
: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
4/4
You can give your opponents some whacky stuff to make them salty like [[Leveler]] or [[Eater of days]]
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Nice commander, but I have a strict no demons or devils cards hahaha
This is evil
This is very evil kkkkkkk
yeah I think beamtown is perfect for what you wanna do