Chefs are always so happy with their zeroes. Their bland, unseasoned soups. Their overcooked, too-soft pappardelle. They've grown passive. Lazy. Lethargic. I say: Let's put these chefs on edge. Legions and Marionettes. Lords of Typhon and Recluses. No Dashii poisons and Puzzlemasters. Make them work for their meals. Yes! Have our Boffins concoct maniacal mischief! Our Philosophers pontificate on promising premises! Our Acrobats die! That'll teach them! That'll teach them...
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